ASMR | Rude School Principal Expels You Roleplay

[@swavyyjayy3751]

Nobody: Ryan: “SNAP BACK TO REALITY”

[@PrincessMakesVideos]

ope there goes gravity

[@JAMF_]

Ope there goes rabbit, he chocked

[@colinryder8285]

@@JAMF_ He's so mad but he won't give up that easy No He won't have it

[@PrincessMakesVideos]

@@colinryder8285 he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter

[@jetrenapasteta886]

@@PrincessMakesVideos he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke

[@MARS-eb8pt]

This is the most powerful character he’s created. He can bend reality and shift it at a snap of a finger

[@HaveANiceDayLol.]

We are but figments of his imagination, existing only to satisfy him.

[@Im_sleepy7362]

So is he just Thanos “¿

[@LilZac0709]

Nah he’s Eminem, snapping back to reality.

[@ninolloydbandiola5581]

I was gonna say Heaven DIO but Thanos is more accurate

[@Thomp12344]

Principle=Thanos confirmed?

[@KOASMR]

No one does roleplays like you! Your roleplays are unique. I can't find a style like yours. ❤️

[@TheASMRRyan]

you're so kind thanks K.O .i love your videos too!!!

[@r3ady780]

@@TheASMRRyan Thanks, I'm definitely the same person. 👍😁

[@abbiekohl6764]

True dat

[@jakedireen3192]

Jojo asmr is pretty good

[@Sadening]

Jojos asmr has a worst reviewed series and its kinda similar (no hate to the dude)

[@LeKnightStudios13419]

Debra is every assistant in the ASMR Cinematic Universe.

[@thepuffinman1055]

I imagined it being spelt Deborah

[@camilapalacios1668]

@@thepuffinman1055same

[@Stella0700]

I think Jojo has a secretary helper named Debra too!?

[@SantovuFIN]

@@thepuffinman1055 it is

[@Thepoland_dude]

Facts.

[@jase5432]

Someone needs to hook Ryan up with a pretty big acting job seriously the amount of great videos and variety of acting roles he can do is insane keep up the great work man🙌❤️

[@Mimi-zm8lh]

true! He remind me a lot of Joey in Friends (thats from this rp of Joey i found him) he is into is rp so much that sometime I forgot that its just an rp...

[@Pink3rx]

@@Mimi-zm8lh omg gotta check that one out lol

[@marisathatcomments3471]

18:46 19:21 Here are some timestamps of the most relaxing and tingliest moments.

[@FARTSNIFFAA15]

Thank u! :)

[@mouna3857]

@@FARTSNIFFAA15 hi roblox player

[@bread4034]

FR

[@CloudwayRblx]

Joe mama and xandice deez nuts lol

[@Sneakygio916]

I fell asleep

[@corporatecommander4066]

I love how some other channels will just talk about random things into a mic for 20 minutes, but people like u go the extra mile and do all these roleplays. Guess I'm just tryna say thanks

[@Smoke16666]

I paused the video and said out loud "hes gonna turn the page and its gonna say yes you do" you just kinda expect it because ur vids are relaxing and comedic :) for eg: the whole "stew" conversation you can tell hes having a bit of fun with it that's what I love about this channel

[@VI-qp5wu]

i've been having hot flashes and nausea for like hours now and i swear this relaxed me to the point where it went away lmao ty ryan

[@TheASMRRyan]

awwww this means so much to me thank you! i'm so happy i could help!

[@VI-qp5wu]

@@TheASMRRyan wait u replied 😭 kinda didnt expect that

[@bruno-th6of]

@@VI-qp5wu hey man, I love Tool, too

[@VI-qp5wu]

@@bruno-th6of )))

[@VI-qp5wu]

@NG EUGENE Moe what the fuck :DD u did what?

[@robertovalle8137]

4:10 i cried with laughter Thank you Ryan for the entertainment and relaxation

[@annaosorio2635]

It actually nade me laugh hard too😁😂

[@SoLoRainz]

Ryan out here boutta get a big acting gig I swear 🤌🏼😂👀

[@TheASMRRyan]

aw you're too kind thank you! haha i'll see ya'll in the Purge 6!

[@realdotty5356]

@@TheASMRRyan I’ll watch a movie if you in it

[@CH4SEWarZ]

@@TheASMRRyan i feel like if you were in a movie you would have a habit of tapping on everything not being rude just a joke

[@cg0426]

@@realdotty5356 yes sameee

[@theredbanana5006]

21:56 😂 the way he reacts with the money is hilarious!!

[@Thepoland_dude]

Ur pfp looks like Poland a bit.

[@ashtonmccormick4043]

Is it just me or does anyone else talk back when he asks questions? 😂 You know it's a good video when you feel inclined to respond to the ASMRtist.

[@ryanwisienski4824]

Yes all the time

[@Im_sleepy7362]

No but yes

[@veevee9923]

Lmao yes I do

[@Channel_B2024]

No bro your not alone me too 😂😂😂

[@SleepyHollowKnight]

Yes, and he’s also the only one that actually predicts what I say

[@just_ur_average_gal]

"We'll split it- But I'll get all of it. JUST- put it in the cabinet!" had me WHEEZING with laughter omg

[@alexmorgan88]

I enjoyed how you pointed out the grammatical errors to the young hoodlum but did not point out using the wrong principal lmao great video so far! I might just…like this video…

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahahaha well looks like the principal needs to go back to "SKOOL" lol

[@Paul-dy9ij]

Haha

[@thereviewer4819]

You look the kinda principal to walk in on class movies. 10/10

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Debra must be the Uncle Ruckus (no relations) of the ASMR verse. Also, kudos to anyone who gets the reference 👏

[@notpaper-cr6ni]

The boondocks hit different

[@ImJustLayZ]

No

[@deborahtheassistant71]

Hi

[@stephanieritchie578]

Jojo asmr? That’s the only person I knew who mentions Debra.

[@notpaper-cr6ni]

@@stephanieritchie578 no it's a reference to a show called the boondocks

[@christina-olivia5655]

No idea how you don’t break character, 10/10 acting! Love your videos Ryan 💛

[@alijuma7594]

Videos suggestions Ryan, Debra interviews to all of her jobs

[@TheASMRRyan]

oooooo yes!!!!!

[@buggasmr4772]

So it says here.... You've had every job... Ever.

[@acetherealg]

@@TheASMRRyan u should do it

[@wxrd9983]

You should do a movie review of the new purge

[@_.cloudxari.__2105]

@@wxrd9983 OMG watched it last night sooo good 🙃

[@Toxic_Vortex_]

Holy hell when the Candice joke happened I literally started crying 😂😂😂😂😂 God that was one of the funniest moments ever.

[@beck2933]

I didn’t get it 😭😭😭😭

[@conker33350]

You don't know who kandiss is

[@Joemp3]

Flashbacks to when I was kicked out from secondary 😬

[@TheASMRRyan]

yikes! well hey maybe this one will turn out a bit better

[@thaboymali]

Ryan’s positivity is what motivates me to do what I love with passion thx for being everyone inspirations Luv you so muchhh ❤️✨

[@nicounetwork8570]

Never been to the principles office. Seems pretty relaxing!

[@harristhefunkopopcollector3017]

Trust me it’s not but this one is😅

[@bigred6978]

No you will piss your pants lol

[@bigred6978]

Trust me

[@rayzorblade621]

Man deserves more followers. Every asmr video I watch on different channels, I usually set my phone down and do something else but this is on another level.

[@patrickweber3954]

Sounds like something James "Jimmy" Hopkins would do.

[@-kratos-2987]

Maybe at the Bullworth Academy

[@patrickweber3954]

@@-kratos-2987 Or maybe at one the schools he got expelled from.

[@Silvers_White_Door_YT]

Why is he actually good at being the principal?? He’s got the hand movements, the wording, and that overall “I hate my fucking life” aura down

[@dragontm1090]

It's not a asmr ryan video without a don't forget to smile at the end of it, thank you ryan

[@ibishupessima_]

That road flare part was hilarious😂

[@mylife-23]

He jus dissed the education system near the end 😂

[@averagejoe8358]

I burst out laughing when he made the candice joke, lmfao. This was at 4AM, my brother was not happy.

[@itzzztoby8236]

Time stamp?

[@attrennux0000]

@@itzzztoby8236 19:13

[@BrisSuave]

I love the rude ASMR role plays you do 😂

[@slar1111]

My favorite part is that Ryan always fits the part no matter what role he's taking on

[@grantakkerman7639]

I SUGGESTED THIS VIDEO LIKE 2 YEARD AGO THANK YOU SO MUCH RYAN

[@TheASMRRyan]

thanks for the suggestion! hope you enjoy it!

[@grantakkerman7639]

@@TheASMRRyan yes this video was so good it is now my favourite video of yours thank you so much

[@momojabberwocky]

This student is pure chaos... ... They have my respect.

[@cobydallas5074]

I agree

[@ATMISOUT]

You should do the goth student role play.

[@TheASMRRyan]

that would be funny aiden!

[@merettere7816]

Yess

[@polypython]

I was about to fall asleep then I heard 16:26 and now I can’t stop laughing

[@Killedbymyspirit]

How was it funny?

[@nayelynunez6753]

​@Frm Dot same, I think your sense of humor is broken.

[@ThedivitalGD]

05:31 what a genius we got there,for me Ryan is the Dicaprio of asmr

[@kalliopebehan6365]

Someone needs to hook Ryan up with a pretty big acting job seriously the amount of great videos and variety of acting roles he can do is insane keep up the great work man!!!!!!

[@vlone.nick315]

I needed this role play I'm a trouble maker in school😂😂

[@tvollogy]

I really read this as "im a mister maker at school" 😅

[@reggietaylor3460]

I doubt that, judging by the anime profile picture

[@robg42]

@@reggietaylor3460 was about to say that

[@cdn6917]

Lmao more like the quiet weird kid that sits in the back 💀

[@vlone.nick315]

@@cdn6917 nahhh

[@andrewevans8792]

This was basically just a more relaxing rerun of my childhood

[@dispy_x]

It's funny because I started summer school today, lol!!

[@vigilmain1087]

I like the middle finger flick when he rubbing his finger on the peanut butter jar.13:54

[@umbruh6259]

Your content is so wholesome and clever, I find myself laughing as much as I get tired when watching them!

[@mattster1127]

It's hard to sleep to some of his videos cause he always makes me laugh 😂

[@jackhuston5298]

12:00 Why do you have a police grade road flare Ryan? HmMmMmMm

[@TheASMRRyan]

...... i plead the fifth

[@lacucarachagommo1672]

@@TheASMRRyan u had a taser to on one of ur vids HMHMHMHMHMHMHMMMMM

[@BoneChillingPictures]

@@TheASMRRyan but why tho 🤣🤣

[@Xanderfoxwood]

@@TheASMRRyan got a question for you do you have like a PO box or something if we wanted to send something to you like as a gift or just something to show or appreciation

[@Xanderfoxwood]

Why do I have a police grade road flare you ask why don't you just mind your damn business and let me play with it

[@r-6727-m9t]

bro i can actually imagine a principal saying some of this stuff, realism to the max!

[@atlasbutnotthetitan393]

Ryan trying to look at the back of his head for the bald spot reminded me of Patrick Star getting annoyed because he couldn't see his forehead lmao

[@rocketmania9281]

Out of all these asmr videos Debra is the best character 😂

[@alien6052]

There should be an Officer Gutierrez interview 2, basically interviewing us about what we did at school to get expelled and all that lol

[@hairbrushmicrophone9130]

3:07 “Maybe you suck” 🤣🤣 I could picture my principal sayin that to me tbh

[@lpsamyrose]

5:49 oh no....HES BREAKING THE FORTH WALL!! 😨😨😨

[@RaveFM7]

Lol that “money money money!” Part my favorite part, pretty funni

[@mortybernstein535]

I’m too busy laughing I can’t get asmr cause I get stop laughing 😂😂😂 this video is amazing just like all the rest

[@LiamHuntington07]

Ryan you are in my opinion the most underrated asmrtist out there not only are your videos relaxing but their also entertaining I’ve been a fan since you first pop video and I’ve always loved all your horror related videos. Love you heaps man 😁

[@odjlovesfooty634]

This video did make me laugh. Such good acting Ryan ayy film directors get this guy an oscar🤣❤️

[@jinachanvong2873]

This video makes me go to sleep is a compliment in the Asmr world.

[@noobless5]

Debra is like the Alfred for the ASMR Universe

[@haydenward1451]

I watched this video a year ago and decided to watch it again today and I am still dying laughing. You're the best Ryan, you always make me smile, laugh, and tingle! ❤❤❤

[@hunny_milk]

I always wonder how does Ryan keep a straight face and not burst out laughing doing these things??

[@chriswarner7139]

I've been nearly asleep numerous times throughout this video, but your funny acting skills kept me awake 🤣. You're the MAN!

[@ImJustLayZ]

Ryan goes all in with his videos. 👍

[@justinbeingalive5500]

His video is so relaxing and unique

[@strawb0nes668]

Damn Ryan out with another banger

[@TheASMRRyan]

i try! thanks for watching!

[@jproductions5977]

One of your funniest videos yet

[@Noah_Botel]

Ryan Probably Has The Best ASMR Channel In The World

[@Zorcher1578]

This gave me both relaxation and nightmares. It reminded me of the time when the principle had a chat with me.

[@fongus6420]

me too 😳

[@AlexSmith-si7ll]

That Candice one had me laughing way too hard

[@ashleighstangeland5046]

Dont hurt me.... W-what's the Candice joke?

[@lauraiwwo2wimanning990]

Same???????????????????????? 😑😑😑😑🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶

[@christianscott3116]

You’ve gotten so good at this in the last year or so. Definitely become my nightly go-to

[@Czonte]

When he said “lil zap zoop" I died 😂

[@laurabaker9952]

Omg this is so relaxing and also hysterical to me!!! I have a child that hates school and needs to watch this 🤣🤣🤣❤

[@ODST-Animations]

“Maybe you suck” *welp.. at least he’s telling the truth* You can say goodbye to your putty, it’s mine now *I paid $9.99 for it though-*

[@getitmations9219]

Lol

[@HaveANiceDayLol.]

I could buy a large box of pizza with that money. He probably just took it to punish the guy for making a terrible purchase lol

[@Im_sleepy7362]

I pay $49’99 for slime

[@Im_sleepy7362]

Jk 10$

[@devlbandit]

3:40 the fact that he actually looks sad is hilarious-

[@measeva5854]

i was dying of laughter the whole time… my intention was to sleep..

[@DMDrinkz]

I love that this roleplay gives me Captain underpants vibes. This is my favorite asmr video I've ever watched honestly.

[@Anime_Potato]

Can't wait for part 2 with officer Gutierrez

[@Bokokirby]

I love how every time the principal accuses you of bringing outdated fidgets, he then proceeds to start playing with them.

[@wabank3191]

I know I sound maddd immature, but when Ryan looks at the camera 18:44 it had me dead 🤣

[@BrysonWright9910]

Best asmr artist ever

[@ASMRMusings]

21:53 (pantomimes putting discovered $100 dollar bills in shirt) "Debra, can you file these? We'll split it!" 😂😂 Haha nice!! Thanks for this. Also, those TikTok bits were 200% cringe.

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahahah thank you as always! so happy you could find the cringe in this, i know it was super hard to find lol

[@Lili-cv1de]

The Jumper Cables Part was amazing😱

[@kimyeontan148]

Ryan be living the Barbie life he be switching jobs everyday from Bob Ross to a principal all he needs is a wig

[@kiefer.1]

i dont know why but the bit at the start where you did the prediction thing had me dead😂😂😂

[@Sammeep02]

Thankfully this is more calming than ACTUALLY getting expelled from school.

[@tiborshalvey2446]

The fact you managed to make an asmr video on this subject is absolute genius 😅 👏

[@lloydgamer25]

Dude this video is hilarious 😂

[@FARTSNIFFAA15]

18:46 19:21 absolute amazing-

[@LUNARIA123]

"Can you imagine why you were sent to the principals office?" "Cause i stole your pizza rolls? Oh! Wait is it because i ki- I mean, I politely got rid of bethany? No wait, I know why..." *"It was because i wore socks and sandals..."*

[@Gaugez]

This is the best tung twister ever 😂 8:26

[@piskelo10]

"Principal arrested for the unauthorized theft of child's college fund"

[@jewelxiat]

I like to think he stole "toy" money but didn't realize it because the kid didn't even try to stop the principal from doing it 💀

[@strange_gentleman182]

He's a lot patient than i expected.

[@rizzshimura]

LOVE IT!

[@lauraiwwo2wimanning990]

Push in your luck

[@woahjack4123]

I like the fact that in the beginning that the principal is just doing something random and nice and then the printable is just rude after.

[@amlasmr9491]

The "don't forget to smile" here was extra perfect 😅

[@orangez478]

30 minutes at the principals office…. WOOOOO THTAS LIKE HALF A CLASS

[@motherboard_messtm3648]

GETTING REFERED TO AS HE MADE ME SO HAPPY I-

[@CyberSoT]

As a person who gets in trouble a lot in school, I can say this is 100% accurate.

[@mercury_midnights6324]

the putty part was way to real for me cause i once got called down to the principals office cause i had it and my mom talked to my teachers about it cause i have adhd and i would use it to fidget and my principal was yelling at me so i took out my phone and called my mom and was talking to her and she was yelling at the principal😂😂😂😂

[@ZadXander]

Had a friend with a similar situation, our school divided our bathrooms between years cuz of covid and my mate really needed to go but our bathrooms were locked due to some kids vaping in there so he went to one of the other bathrooms, walked out with a teacher standing there waiting for him and dragged him into our principal's office. She started shouting at him talking bout covid safety and shit so he just called his mum and his mum put the principal back in her place lmao

[@SleepyHollowKnight]

I usually hate asmr roleplays but I love you! You do so well! I actually find myself really invested it them!

[@Jaysun521]

POV: principal yells at for one reason for putty but plays with it anyways

[@narinhaanen9980]

man really did the snap back to reality