ASMR | Rude School Principal Expels You Roleplay

Ok ok ok ok ok looks like you got sent to the principle's office. Just let's go through all the things you did and call it a day. Just sit back, relax, and get expelled! DON'T FORGET TO SMILE!
Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro
02:29 - Bad Noodle Notebook
06:53 - Dog Food
08:57 - Space Slime
11:41 - Road Flare
13:30 - Peanut Butter
15:13 - Fake Blood
17:16 - Jumper Cables
19:49 - Fake Moustache
20:42 - Fidget Spinner
21:34 - Money Money Money!
22:35 - Educational Talk
24:18 - Calling Your Mother
26:01 - Outro
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[@KOASMR]

No one does roleplays like you! Your roleplays are unique. I can't find a style like yours. ❤️

[@TheASMRRyan]

you're so kind thanks K.O .i love your videos too!!!

[@r3ady780]

@@TheASMRRyan Thanks, I'm definitely the same person. 👍😁

[@abbiekohl6764]

True dat

[@jakedireen3192]

Jojo asmr is pretty good

[@Sadening]

Jojos asmr has a worst reviewed series and its kinda similar (no hate to the dude)

[@MARS-eb8pt]

This is the most powerful character he’s created. He can bend reality and shift it at a snap of a finger

[@HaveANiceDayLol.]

We are but figments of his imagination, existing only to satisfy him.

[@Im_sleepy7362]

So is he just Thanos “¿

[@LilZac0709]

Nah he’s Eminem, snapping back to reality.

[@ninolloydbandiola5581]

I was gonna say Heaven DIO but Thanos is more accurate

[@Thomp12344]

Principle=Thanos confirmed?

[@LeKnightStudios13419]

Debra is every assistant in the ASMR Cinematic Universe.

[@thepuffinman1055]

I imagined it being spelt Deborah

[@camilapalacios1668]

@@thepuffinman1055same

[@Stella0700]

I think Jojo has a secretary helper named Debra too!?

[@SantovuFIN]

@@thepuffinman1055 it is

[@user-fz6yl9gn4m]

Facts.

[@swavyyjayy3751]

Nobody: Ryan: “SNAP BACK TO REALITY”

[@PrincessMakesVideos]

ope there goes gravity

[@JAMF_]

Ope there goes rabbit, he chocked

[@colinryder8285]

@@JAMF_ He's so mad but he won't give up that easy No He won't have it

[@PrincessMakesVideos]

@@colinryder8285 he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter

[@jetrenapasteta886]

@@PrincessMakesVideos he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke

[@jase5432]

Someone needs to hook Ryan up with a pretty big acting job seriously the amount of great videos and variety of acting roles he can do is insane keep up the great work man🙌❤️

[@Mimi-zm8lh]

true! He remind me a lot of Joey in Friends (thats from this rp of Joey i found him) he is into is rp so much that sometime I forgot that its just an rp...

[@Pink3rx]

@@Mimi-zm8lh omg gotta check that one out lol

[@hazy4788]

Why does he know my mom’s number off by heart?🤔

[@TheASMRRyan]

oh so you caught that ;) hahaha

[@acompletelynormalperson2896]

@Jada McCarrell what the

[@emma_13950]

@Jada McCarrell uh

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@@emma_13950 uhhhh can you stop spamming Ryan he's not gonna answer all of that 😂

[@Eddie_Munson_Fan_Edits_.]

@Jada McCarrell calm down I know you are a fan

[@theredbanana5006]

21:56 😂 the way he reacts with the money is hilarious!!

[@robertovalle8137]

4:10 i cried with laughter Thank you Ryan for the entertainment and relaxation

[@annaosorio2635]

It actually nade me laugh hard too😁😂

[@corporatecommander4066]

I love how some other channels will just talk about random things into a mic for 20 minutes, but people like u go the extra mile and do all these roleplays. Guess I'm just tryna say thanks

[@VI-qp5wu]

i've been having hot flashes and nausea for like hours now and i swear this relaxed me to the point where it went away lmao ty ryan

[@TheASMRRyan]

awwww this means so much to me thank you! i'm so happy i could help!

[@VI-qp5wu]

@@TheASMRRyan wait u replied 😭 kinda didnt expect that

[@bruno-th6of]

@@VI-qp5wu hey man, I love Tool, too

[@VI-qp5wu]

@@bruno-th6of )))

[@VI-qp5wu]

@NG EUGENE Moe what the fuck :DD u did what?

[@Smoke16666]

I paused the video and said out loud "hes gonna turn the page and its gonna say yes you do" you just kinda expect it because ur vids are relaxing and comedic :) for eg: the whole "stew" conversation you can tell hes having a bit of fun with it that's what I love about this channel

[@thereviewer4819]

You look the kinda principal to walk in on class movies. 10/10

[@SoLoRainz]

Ryan out here boutta get a big acting gig I swear 🤌🏼😂👀

[@TheASMRRyan]

aw you're too kind thank you! haha i'll see ya'll in the Purge 6!

[@realdotty5356]

@@TheASMRRyan I’ll watch a movie if you in it

[@CH4SEWarZ]

@@TheASMRRyan i feel like if you were in a movie you would have a habit of tapping on everything not being rude just a joke

[@cg0426]

@@realdotty5356 yes sameee

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Debra must be the Uncle Ruckus (no relations) of the ASMR verse. Also, kudos to anyone who gets the reference 👏

[@notpaper-cr6ni]

The boondocks hit different

[@ImJustLayZ]

No

[@deborahtheassistant71]

Hi

[@stephanieritchie578]

Jojo asmr? That’s the only person I knew who mentions Debra.

[@notpaper-cr6ni]

@@stephanieritchie578 no it's a reference to a show called the boondocks

[@just_ur_average_gal]

"We'll split it- But I'll get all of it. JUST- put it in the cabinet!" had me WHEEZING with laughter omg

[@marisathatcomments3471]

18:46 19:21 Here are some timestamps of the most relaxing and tingliest moments.

[@FARTSNIFFAA14]

Thank u! :)

[@mouna3857]

@@FARTSNIFFAA14 hi roblox player

[@bread4034]

FR

[@smonterio]

Joe mama and xandice deez nuts lol

[@Sneakygio916]

I fell asleep

[@ashtonmccormick4043]

Is it just me or does anyone else talk back when he asks questions? 😂 You know it's a good video when you feel inclined to respond to the ASMRtist.

[@ryanwisienski4824]

Yes all the time

[@Im_sleepy7362]

No but yes

[@veevee9923]

Lmao yes I do

[@Channel_B2024]

No bro your not alone me too 😂😂😂

[@SleepyHollowKnight]

Yes, and he’s also the only one that actually predicts what I say

[@alexmorgan88]

I enjoyed how you pointed out the grammatical errors to the young hoodlum but did not point out using the wrong principal lmao great video so far! I might just…like this video…

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahahaha well looks like the principal needs to go back to "SKOOL" lol

[@Paul-dy9ij]

Haha

[@Toxic_Vortex_]

Holy hell when the Candice joke happened I literally started crying 😂😂😂😂😂 God that was one of the funniest moments ever.

[@beck2933]

I didn’t get it 😭😭😭😭

[@conker33350]

You don't know who kandiss is

[@christina-olivia5655]

No idea how you don’t break character, 10/10 acting! Love your videos Ryan 💛

[@alijuma7594]

Videos suggestions Ryan, Debra interviews to all of her jobs

[@TheASMRRyan]

oooooo yes!!!!!

[@buggasmr4772]

So it says here.... You've had every job... Ever.

[@acetherealg]

@@TheASMRRyan u should do it

[@wxrd9983]

You should do a movie review of the new purge

[@_.cloudxari.__2105]

@@wxrd9983 OMG watched it last night sooo good 🙃

[@nicounetwork8570]

Never been to the principles office. Seems pretty relaxing!

[@harristhefunkopopcollector3017]

Trust me it’s not but this one is😅

[@bigred6978]

No you will piss your pants lol

[@bigred6978]

Trust me

[@thaboymali]

Ryan’s positivity is what motivates me to do what I love with passion thx for being everyone inspirations Luv you so muchhh ❤️✨

[@ODST-Animations]

“Maybe you suck” *welp.. at least he’s telling the truth* You can say goodbye to your putty, it’s mine now *I paid $9.99 for it though-*

[@getitmations9219]

Lol

[@HaveANiceDayLol.]

I could buy a large box of pizza with that money. He probably just took it to punish the guy for making a terrible purchase lol

[@Im_sleepy7362]

I pay $49’99 for slime

[@Im_sleepy7362]

Jk 10$

[@Joemp3]

Flashbacks to when I was kicked out from secondary 😬

[@TheASMRRyan]

yikes! well hey maybe this one will turn out a bit better

[@mylife-23]

He jus dissed the education system near the end 😂

[@rayzorblade621]

Man deserves more followers. Every asmr video I watch on different channels, I usually set my phone down and do something else but this is on another level.

[@averagejoe8358]

I burst out laughing when he made the candice joke, lmfao. This was at 4AM, my brother was not happy.

[@itzzztoby8236]

Time stamp?

[@attrennux0000]

@@itzzztoby8236 19:13

[@dragontm1090]

It's not a asmr ryan video without a don't forget to smile at the end of it, thank you ryan

[@patrickweber3954]

Sounds like something James "Jimmy" Hopkins would do.

[@-kratos-2987]

Maybe at the Bullworth Academy

[@patrickweber3954]

@@-kratos-2987 Or maybe at one the schools he got expelled from.

[@chriswarner7139]

I've been nearly asleep numerous times throughout this video, but your funny acting skills kept me awake 🤣. You're the MAN!

[@ibishupessima_]

That road flare part was hilarious😂

[@grantakkerman7639]

I SUGGESTED THIS VIDEO LIKE 2 YEARD AGO THANK YOU SO MUCH RYAN

[@TheASMRRyan]

thanks for the suggestion! hope you enjoy it!

[@grantakkerman7639]

@@TheASMRRyan yes this video was so good it is now my favourite video of yours thank you so much

[@BrisSuave]

I love the rude ASMR role plays you do 😂

[@umbruh6259]

Your content is so wholesome and clever, I find myself laughing as much as I get tired when watching them!

[@hairbrushmicrophone9130]

3:07 “Maybe you suck” 🤣🤣 I could picture my principal sayin that to me tbh

[@momojabberwocky]

This student is pure chaos... ... They have my respect.

[@ATMISOUT]

You should do the goth student role play.

[@TheASMRRyan]

that would be funny aiden!

[@merettere7816]

Yess

[@christianscott3116]

You’ve gotten so good at this in the last year or so. Definitely become my nightly go-to

[@Silvers_White_Door_YT]

Why is he actually good at being the principal?? He’s got the hand movements, the wording, and that overall “I hate my fucking life” aura down

[@jackhuston5298]

12:00 Why do you have a police grade road flare Ryan? HmMmMmMm

[@TheASMRRyan]

...... i plead the fifth

[@lacucarachagommo1672]

@@TheASMRRyan u had a taser to on one of ur vids HMHMHMHMHMHMHMMMMM

[@BoneChillingPictures]

@@TheASMRRyan but why tho 🤣🤣

[@Xanderfoxwood]

@@TheASMRRyan got a question for you do you have like a PO box or something if we wanted to send something to you like as a gift or just something to show or appreciation

[@Xanderfoxwood]

Why do I have a police grade road flare you ask why don't you just mind your damn business and let me play with it

[@mattster1127]

It's hard to sleep to some of his videos cause he always makes me laugh 😂

[@haydenward1451]

I watched this video a year ago and decided to watch it again today and I am still dying laughing. You're the best Ryan, you always make me smile, laugh, and tingle! ❤❤❤

[@kalliopebehan6365]

Someone needs to hook Ryan up with a pretty big acting job seriously the amount of great videos and variety of acting roles he can do is insane keep up the great work man!!!!!!

[@polypython]

I was about to fall asleep then I heard 16:26 and now I can’t stop laughing

[@Killedbymyspirit]

How was it funny?

[@nayelynunez6753]

​@Frm Dot same, I think your sense of humor is broken.

[@ThedivitalGD]

05:31 what a genius we got there,for me Ryan is the Dicaprio of asmr

[@jaynayxsamurai5416]

honestly you make the most creative asmr rps, we appreciate you yo

[@slar1111]

My favorite part is that Ryan always fits the part no matter what role he's taking on

[@odjlovesfooty634]

This video did make me laugh. Such good acting Ryan ayy film directors get this guy an oscar🤣❤️

[@dispy_x]

It's funny because I started summer school today, lol!!

[@shadowdark4423]

your asmr roleplays are so good! You inspire me so much, and I wish I was just like you!

[@LiamHuntington07]

Ryan you are in my opinion the most underrated asmrtist out there not only are your videos relaxing but their also entertaining I’ve been a fan since you first pop video and I’ve always loved all your horror related videos. Love you heaps man 😁

[@andrewevans8792]

This was basically just a more relaxing rerun of my childhood

[@hunny_milk]

I always wonder how does Ryan keep a straight face and not burst out laughing doing these things??

[@Omnichromeofficial]

bro i can actually imagine a principal saying some of this stuff, realism to the max!

[@SleepyHollowKnight]

I usually hate asmr roleplays but I love you! You do so well! I actually find myself really invested it them!

[@mortybernstein535]

I’m too busy laughing I can’t get asmr cause I get stop laughing 😂😂😂 this video is amazing just like all the rest

[@Czonte]

When he said “lil zap zoop" I died 😂

[@eduardoulloa3567]

Underrated asf I’m just watch these Bc they funny asl and it makes me sleep keep it up man love the role plays😤

[@jinachanvong2873]

This video makes me go to sleep is a compliment in the Asmr world.

[@atlasbutnotthetitan393]

Ryan trying to look at the back of his head for the bald spot reminded me of Patrick Star getting annoyed because he couldn't see his forehead lmao

[@ImJustLayZ]

Ryan goes all in with his videos. 👍

[@rayssarrsilvaa-06]

lol your roleplay are the best you are iconic, the best roleplay i have ever seen ever ever ever and never

[@laurabaker9952]

Omg this is so relaxing and also hysterical to me!!! I have a child that hates school and needs to watch this 🤣🤣🤣❤

[@vlone.nick315]

I needed this role play I'm a trouble maker in school😂😂

[@tvollogy]

I really read this as "im a mister maker at school" 😅

[@reggietaylor3460]

I doubt that, judging by the anime profile picture

[@robg42]

@@reggietaylor3460 was about to say that

[@cdn6917]

Lmao more like the quiet weird kid that sits in the back 💀

[@vlone.nick315]

@@cdn6917 nahhh

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

"What's a thirst trap? Do I need one of those, Debra?" 💀

[@voidlessdrop2907]

These rps are great. I enjoy watching them even when i dont want to be calmed.

[@justinbeingalive5500]

His video is so relaxing and unique

[@alien6052]

There should be an Officer Gutierrez interview 2, basically interviewing us about what we did at school to get expelled and all that lol

[@lpsamyrose]

5:49 oh no....HES BREAKING THE FORTH WALL!! 😨😨😨

[@nfsfan0946]

I was both relaxed and amused by this 🤣😌

[@eye3254]

This was so realistic this was the best one I have saw so far good job Ryan 😋

[@noobless5]

Debra is like the Alfred for the ASMR Universe

[@AlexSmith-si7ll]

That Candice one had me laughing way too hard

[@ashleighstangeland5046]

Dont hurt me.... W-what's the Candice joke?

[@lauraiwwo2wimanning990]

Same???????????????????????? 😑😑😑😑🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶

[@tiborshalvey2446]

The fact you managed to make an asmr video on this subject is absolute genius 😅 👏

[@jproductions5977]

One of your funniest videos yet

[@rocketmania9281]

Out of all these asmr videos Debra is the best character 😂

[@lloydgamer25]

Dude this video is hilarious 😂

[@vigilmain1087]

I like the middle finger flick when he rubbing his finger on the peanut butter jar.13:54

[@ryanwisienski4824]

I tried to go to sleep but laughed so much I was so happy thank you

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Damn Ryan out with another banger

[@TheASMRRyan]

i try! thanks for watching!

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LOVE IT!

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Push in your luck

[@ajrfanmatt]

When i see a notification from your channel i get excited for the night

[@Lili-cv1de]

The Jumper Cables Part was amazing😱

[@Anime_Potato]

Can't wait for part 2 with officer Gutierrez

[@measeva5854]

i was dying of laughter the whole time… my intention was to sleep..

[@TheStinker7]

this is my favourite asmr video

[@theylovetoony8301]

Omggg the money pArt was tooo funny😂😂

[@wabank3191]

I know I sound maddd immature, but when Ryan looks at the camera 18:44 it had me dead 🤣

[@ASMRMusings]

21:53 (pantomimes putting discovered $100 dollar bills in shirt) "Debra, can you file these? We'll split it!" 😂😂 Haha nice!! Thanks for this. Also, those TikTok bits were 200% cringe.

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahahah thank you as always! so happy you could find the cringe in this, i know it was super hard to find lol

[@kiefer1209]

i dont know why but the bit at the start where you did the prediction thing had me dead😂😂😂

[@juiceyazlan7952]

Your Roleplays are good Keep it up💖💖

[@emiliomoreno291]

The hole in the peanut Butter omg!😭😂😂

[@kimyeontan148]

Ryan be living the Barbie life he be switching jobs everyday from Bob Ross to a principal all he needs is a wig

[@PowerArmWrestling]

5 seconds in and I’m already getting tingles

[@SlashyB]

This is some cool asmr! nice!

[@Sammeep02]

Thankfully this is more calming than ACTUALLY getting expelled from school.

[@gaconhair]

PTSD of me getting suspended for 2 months

[@DxvilSnipes]

this video was funny i laughed and got tingles thanks ryan (big fan since 2018) 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️

[@raulmolina5049]

i would definitely get some sleep but your acting keeps me awake lol great content