"If God was going to stop me he would have stopped me with the first one, not the twenty fifth." that's a heckin' good line.
@godsyassafiedtwinbrother54514 жыл бұрын
its a good but true line
@comfort_devil3 жыл бұрын
He just watches and never does anything. He is boring 😈
@AnnieKalkaClassofEquestrianRec3 жыл бұрын
@@comfort_devil imposter
@sirithinkimdrunk95843 жыл бұрын
@@godsyassafiedtwinbrother5451 i respect you're username
@godsyassafiedtwinbrother54513 жыл бұрын
@@sirithinkimdrunk9584 ayeee
@MysticGroveAudio4 жыл бұрын
"Ahh, the help is finally here" Dude...you live in a strange neighborhood...a tree was trying to get it on with me....
@Moetron_V24 жыл бұрын
THAT MOTHER FUCKIN TREE WAS LIGIT GONNA HANG US FROM HIS BRANCHES. WHY DO ALL THE ONES WHO ARE SEDUCTIVE ONES WANT TO KILL US
@fangirltmurphy99984 жыл бұрын
B R U H
@nightshade1894 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂🤣🤣
@boogbirb4954 жыл бұрын
Dear LORD! your giving me Evil Dead flashbacks
@sourgummies64414 жыл бұрын
AHGSHDHDJDH 😭😭
@bde54294 жыл бұрын
Him: don't touch anything Me:touches everything
@emiisoda42474 жыл бұрын
Me: what about the air sir?.
@TrineDaely3 жыл бұрын
How can I be expected to cook or clean without touching anything? Is there magic involved? I hope there's magic.
@jaxinspace93423 жыл бұрын
He'll murder you for that
@Yams-Hams77344 жыл бұрын
I love the pictures of the dude walking around the manor. I didn't expect that, it was quite the pleasant surprise. Nice work Dark And Twisted Whisper.
@DarkandTwistedWhisper4 жыл бұрын
Thank Canned Flowers, it was their amazing art!
@talujahayes16874 жыл бұрын
@@DarkandTwistedWhisper have you ever thought of trying a Yandere Nokken rp? www.deviantart.com/taluja/art/Lucien-850800946 This is a pic I made myself and the link in the descript is to the game I used to make this pic, before the game is started there's a full description of what a Nokken is
@sailormayberry77474 жыл бұрын
I hate when they’re not in love with me
@maranathaaaaaaa4 жыл бұрын
😭 that shit hurts
@sourgummies64414 жыл бұрын
IKR😤🥺
@_jori.054 жыл бұрын
the fucking feels😭😤😢
@artsismymoonblossom45113 жыл бұрын
fr fr
@rigure3 жыл бұрын
Oh nooo I love this, it's fun c:
@justagundam4 жыл бұрын
"Did you grow up in a barn"? Me, who grew up in Texas: "Perrty much". *Later* Walks in on him doing "Business". Me: Well. Time to retire.
@oiergarcia75333 жыл бұрын
It was time for Tomas to leave, he have seen everything.
@lilartist98927 ай бұрын
It was time for @@oiergarcia7533 and Tomas Therapy and ballet sessions.
@air-goddess78584 жыл бұрын
while he’s singing that in the beginning, i’m over here “NO ONE OPENS UP THE DOOR! FOR A NATIVE NEW YORKER!”
@testsubject2554 жыл бұрын
Me, walking in on the master after his "buisness meeting": _sigh_ "Did you have to wear white, Master? You can consider yourself lucky if it only leaves a pink stain. Now get that shirt off, I have to wash it off before it dries in."
@vampgeek16503 жыл бұрын
He asked if I worked at an asylum, he must have misread.... (Edit: fatfingering)
@myrra19434 жыл бұрын
Finally i can put my maid outfit to good use.
@adamnedfrogboy16334 жыл бұрын
I-
@youngbloodshadowblack14614 жыл бұрын
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@ll_beqchll_18874 жыл бұрын
I cant stop laughing 😂 That caught me off guard!
@kannalikescrepe67014 жыл бұрын
It's so hard to find a good job these days geez 🩸🩸🩸
@witchleaf21404 жыл бұрын
😂 I can’t
@simonpolonsky4 жыл бұрын
*becomes sadistic and psychotic* Me in a squidward tone: nonononononoooo!
@Moetron_V24 жыл бұрын
Are we gonna forget that this guy ligit bathes in the blood of others
@janistarrr_30424 жыл бұрын
Me : I don't cook, I don't clean 💅 Him : you'll be cooking and cleaning Me : pfffffffffft so you think??? *grab a mop*
@gbeilschmidt86564 жыл бұрын
GET A BUCKET AND A MOP-
@loonemist4 жыл бұрын
@@gbeilschmidt8656 MACARONI IN A POT
@ariasu67064 жыл бұрын
But lemme tell you I've got this ring
@izzyr154 жыл бұрын
@@ariasu6706 YASSSSS
@11728594 жыл бұрын
Him "Are you going to be difficult?" Me: "Absoeffinlutley"
@ryuu19224 жыл бұрын
"I don't want my new help to hear this conversation" Me standing behind the door : Well... about that
@PhoenixFlight8D4 жыл бұрын
"Ah.. The help is finally here" Yes indeed, would you like some chocolate pie? I've been told my pie is the *shit* !
@Painting_poltergeist4 жыл бұрын
😂💀
@Moetron_V24 жыл бұрын
Oh nonono OH NONONONO
@autumnrose96554 жыл бұрын
Minny nooooooo😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
@Little_Pippit4 жыл бұрын
🤢
@funkee56754 жыл бұрын
oh god, no
@railynnhimes23244 жыл бұрын
I would have left after hearing the name Bathory. I know that name, i did my research, she's my favorite serial killer. Though when I saw him killing someone my 1st thought was, "im not cleaning that up, nope, and if the tub is red I demand a raise"
@railynnhimes23244 жыл бұрын
@@crystalbillings8908 that really, really cool 😍
@xxjokerxx10434 жыл бұрын
Yassss a rise
@WintrBorn4 жыл бұрын
Chances are very good the "murders" were blamed on a widow who had the gall to refuse to marry again.
@adamnedfrogboy16334 жыл бұрын
When he says "Uh" or can't find his words I, M E L T
@user-d3c4u4 жыл бұрын
I’m such a simp for him🤸♀️
@persephonethebookdragon95204 жыл бұрын
Bathing in the blood of virgins to keep him beautiful Drinking the blood of virgins to keep him youthful
@Boo-px8bx4 жыл бұрын
The blood count Who is he really, Who is he really, The blood count Who is he really Elias Bathory
@persephonethebookdragon95204 жыл бұрын
@@Boo-px8bx Now I want to do a Yandere RP Based off of This :3
@Boo-px8bx4 жыл бұрын
@@persephonethebookdragon9520 I say you do it!
@AnaxErik4ever4 жыл бұрын
"Killer Queen" lyrics in the description, and indeed. When you hear the name Bathory, you are almost certainly dead if you are going inside those doors. I pray at least that the listener's spirit can find their way back to Willow, the seductive tree spirit in the grave yard.
@EspasNook4 жыл бұрын
“Aye Cap’n” Dude: “ Did I hear that right? Yes. Master” “Aye Cap’n- oh shit-“.
@sabishi20004 жыл бұрын
MOM COME PICK ME UP I'M SCARED
@CrucifiedMoon4 жыл бұрын
Twisted has such a luscious voice, and I'm over here having an extremely deep voice even if I'm a female
@Yams-Hams77344 жыл бұрын
What do you mean by luscious, like beautiful.
@aniyahlyszt3531 Жыл бұрын
You should use that voice for your own stuff!
@Chthonic_Tonic Жыл бұрын
Real talk, make audios like this. A deeper voice on a woman will attract gays like nothing else ~v~
@candiia.l.93654 жыл бұрын
Oooo he is testing me. He makes me want to break every single rule.
@TrineDaely3 жыл бұрын
IKR? Brings out my sarcastic streak something fierce, too.
@jaxinspace93423 жыл бұрын
How about now? After his little "meeting"
@keanemanuel42744 жыл бұрын
"No theres no place like london..:" That sweeney todd line- oml yes. i love it.
@someguywithastaff78544 жыл бұрын
Getting real sweeney todd vibes from this dude
@Sarahonwheels4 жыл бұрын
Man, do you wish he was Sweeney Todd....
@anirbasnoel6494 жыл бұрын
🎶 they all deserve to die! Tell you why Mrs. Lovett! Tell you why!🎶
@peterevans64804 жыл бұрын
Taylor Walker you had to double check?
@anawkwardbean1654 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail looked very Sweeney Todd too
@peterevans64804 жыл бұрын
anAwkwardBeaN EY WHAT
@ebany22444 жыл бұрын
Yep. I knew there was a reference to the blood countess.
@Boo-px8bx4 жыл бұрын
Ezerbet Bathory!
@Salvia_Salvation3 жыл бұрын
Him: "I'm Bathory" Me, living 10 minutes from the Bathory castle, still traumatized bc it was normal for our kindergarten and schools to take kids to go "bone hunting" bc there were so many corpses: "I wanna leave"
@kaedatiger3 жыл бұрын
That's a little creepy for Kindergarten.
@88marome2 жыл бұрын
Wtf?!
@shuichisaiharasimp Жыл бұрын
😟
@ninaaaaishere4 жыл бұрын
Amazing voice acting! As someone too embarrassed to put any narative to speach, meaning voice acting and adding the emotions appropriate to it, I always have respect to this side of KZbin. To add to my simping for this video, the art. As someone who does art abd loves art, the story telling and thought put into it helps with the immersion, and it's fantastic.
@peoponi4 жыл бұрын
Honestly amazing audio AND art. Applause to all of you!
@savage_queen07764 жыл бұрын
7:46 Him: "Did you meet many lunatics?" Me: " I think I'm with one right now."
@Kittykitty777294 жыл бұрын
Did we make it?! Did we die?!
@mariek.26334 жыл бұрын
13:04: That sound! 😖 I'm pretty sure, nothing bad happend. Just the master squeezing some oranges for breakfast. 🥴🍊
@aster96864 жыл бұрын
Yes. Obviously. Actually they're tomatoes, hence the "scarlet"
@mariek.26334 жыл бұрын
@@aster9686 Oh yes, tomatoes. I thought he was squeezing blood oranges.
@Moetron_V24 жыл бұрын
Ah yes orange juice with a side of blood and fractured bone shards
@seafable4 жыл бұрын
Yes I do the cooking, yes I do the cleaning 💅🏼
@dhenejerbebe14004 жыл бұрын
Sir you need to stop spoiling me with these audios, especially this one. I saw the title and instantly had to click to thank you!
@V.KirishimaCrimsonChaos4 жыл бұрын
Bathory? Like Elizabeth Bathory? The woman who bathed in blood, usually Virgin women's blood, for youthful skin?
@moonwalkerangel70084 жыл бұрын
I am certain that was the inspiration for this gentleman was based on.
@doomergirl60123 жыл бұрын
It is not elizabeth but Erzebeth (eržebeth báthory) and legens says she bathed in blood. But she was smart, powerful and beautiful so even tho she had herb baths they made her to monster, even thi she was amazing lady to her people.
@V.KirishimaCrimsonChaos3 жыл бұрын
@@doomergirl6012 in Hungarian spelling it's Erzebeth. According to history, both are correct. Like Grey and Gray, Color and Colour, Flavor and flavour. Depending on the country. Thank you for pointing that out though. I learned something new as well.
@ZandieBird4 жыл бұрын
Me being a meek masochist: ;-; --i'M iN tRoUbLe HeLp Me--
@somethingcool75404 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA saaaaaaaaame
@chrisafton68193 жыл бұрын
*cuckles* im in danger
@peterevans64804 жыл бұрын
AYYY SWEENEY TODD IN THE BEGINNING I LOVE THAT
@mylifeisbroke49164 жыл бұрын
Him: don’t.touch.anything. Me:I DON’T PLAN ON TO I FEEL TO POOR TO
@Sarahonwheels4 жыл бұрын
Again I just wanted fish and chips. How did I get here and how am I not a vampire?
@jamplatform34294 жыл бұрын
The Vampire has to give you some of his blood for you to turn. A bite alone won't do it
@Sarahonwheels4 жыл бұрын
@@jamplatform3429 thanks!
@Alyssa-t4 жыл бұрын
.... is it to late to quit this job.
@kitariauthor59434 жыл бұрын
He looks weak, if we run we’ll make it-
@Alyssa-t4 жыл бұрын
@@kitariauthor5943 hehehe. You doubt how slow I am
The job market is getting really cutthroat these days. ...................... Don't worry, I'll see myself out.
@A_dumbexistance4 жыл бұрын
" you wouldnt whant a place smelling like smoke" me: ouch damn both my parents smoke and praticly all the adults do ;-; so my house smells like smoke
@blank71264 жыл бұрын
I love the "killer Queen" song ref in the desc XD
@sindelscat93364 жыл бұрын
Did not see that coming.
@stacyjunior2734 жыл бұрын
7:07 why did i think you we’re going to say the chandelier was from Louis Vuitton-
@blackstar-nr5ds4 жыл бұрын
He looks like Lucifer from obey me shall we date
@thelistener77504 жыл бұрын
I think so as well
@kitariauthor59434 жыл бұрын
hE DOES
@neonflame42584 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same
@Nani-Chan4 жыл бұрын
I literally just said that out loud lol
@mayareemoonmoon4 жыл бұрын
Oh I found my people hello
@janely_euphoria4 жыл бұрын
Omg the intro put me to sleep like that
@IWroteSomeThings4 жыл бұрын
Not the Sweeney Todd vibes 🤩💫 I can’t handle it
@RAMNYNE9 күн бұрын
Can’t lie I want a full cover from the intro (there’s no place like Dark And Twisted Whisper guys)
@summershawley50524 жыл бұрын
You are doing great. Well done dudw Also will there be an elf week?
@DarkandTwistedWhisper4 жыл бұрын
I'm sure at some point!
@PurpledaisyShasta4 жыл бұрын
@@DarkandTwistedWhisper yay. I’m hoping for another part of the dark elf videos
@theworldisajojoreference83424 жыл бұрын
@@PurpledaisyShasta I would like Melo and Soleil back
@anaisgarcia41314 жыл бұрын
I know I'm late but the intro "No place like London" from Sweeney Todd, made me giddy and smile like an idiot
@GreebleClown4 жыл бұрын
... I'm just standing here wondering why the lord of the manor is meeting and giving me job instructions when that would be the Head Butler/Maid's job. But then I realize I have an uncommon level of knowledge of the workings of an upperclass Victorian manor house and class structure. (come to think of it, i have an uncommon amount of knowledge of lots of random topics...) [Edit] "There are no other servants." Oh, that explains things. Though it brings up more questions with said knowledge of Victorian manor house workings...
@DarkandTwistedWhisper4 жыл бұрын
Exactly, it's very odd that you're working all alone...
@luisegene20234 жыл бұрын
@@DarkandTwistedWhisper because he's broke as fuck?
@trick76834 жыл бұрын
@@luisegene2023 Yes, he's a broke man.
@WintrBorn4 жыл бұрын
Master Bathory does need the advice of Mrs Beeton. This is not how to keep help!
@alucardswife52584 жыл бұрын
This needs a part 2
@vampyboi4384 жыл бұрын
As I watch here silently, I think "Oh master Bathory, how exquistite you look stained with crimson, how wonderful it is to see you reveling in the bloodletting, if only I could share the extent of my shamefull desires with you"
@theodoravandelft19514 жыл бұрын
You know its gonna be good when the video starts with Sweeny Todd
@Virtualsinner4 жыл бұрын
this halloween , even indoors , locked from the inside because of the current situation was a awesome one i hope it was a good one for everyone and especially you dark and twisted happy helloweek~
@ninaaaaishere4 жыл бұрын
We NEED a part 2! Pwease....?👉👈
@karawoodhouse71544 жыл бұрын
I’m invested why do I really want a part two
@tirieasiarobinson6814 жыл бұрын
Happy Halloween the character is amazing
@wibblestwooble4 жыл бұрын
🎶 There's a whole in the world like a great black pit and the vermin of the world inhabit it🎶and its morals aren't worth what a pig would spit and it goes by the name of London🎶
@theroster743 жыл бұрын
🎶At the top of the hole sit a privileged few Making mock of the vermin in the lower zoo🎶 🎶Turning beauty to filth and greed🎶 🎶I too have sailed the world and seen it's wonders For the cruelty of men is as wondrous as Peru But there's no place like London🎶
@adamnedfrogboy16334 жыл бұрын
"There are no other servants" in this big-ass house?! I THINK THE F*CK NOT-
@MCat3604 жыл бұрын
This is a great character! Pretty terrifying but interesting. I hope I see more of him.
@silllyfun4 жыл бұрын
God, Can's art is always so beautiful! Wonderful vid, as always~
@arabidtheaterkid42044 жыл бұрын
Okay I LOVE the Elizabeth Bathory reference! I did a deep delve into her story a while ago. I also love to Sweeney Todd opening! Overall great execution and even better writing.
@femboyoliverkoopa56624 жыл бұрын
Twisted, I love all of your videos, You are my most favorite asmr youtuber ever ^-^
@maicey_t.4 жыл бұрын
Got any amontillado in the wine cellar, sir?? Asking for a friend
@rskyBindy4 жыл бұрын
You know, I think he does but you should go check it out just to be sure 😌
@V.KirishimaCrimsonChaos4 жыл бұрын
Well at least a cask
@maicey_t.4 жыл бұрын
@@rskyBindy Well, he told me not to, but... the amontillado!
@teiyusteki4 жыл бұрын
You ain't gotta worry about that wine, bruh. I don't even drink anyway. 😂
@tantrisbehm88064 жыл бұрын
Woo ooh, this was one wild ride , no joke, like, to end it on a cliffhanger like that, now , I wanna know what happens next, does the listener escape detection and avoid a gruesome fate at the hands of the vampire lord, Elias?
@quetzalcoatl29964 жыл бұрын
That Last name tho. . . Red flags xD
@kandybelle73334 жыл бұрын
Part 2 please, love this character!
@eev40754 жыл бұрын
That sweeny todd at the beginning. I feel like ah miss in a minor key would be very Yandere.
@InkHeart17 Жыл бұрын
i was wary as soon as he introduced himself as Lord Bathory. I know about Elisabeth. Nice voice work!
@uhm18144 жыл бұрын
sir, i love the introoo✨
@0265854 жыл бұрын
was going to scream to the vampire "don't you dare let me go" but if this is who I was going to meet🤷 You know during listening I was really holding my breath waiting for a jump scare in the third act, just feel like it'd fit greatly since this is the grand finale! Guess there's still some light in that darkness😏. In all seriousness though, thank you for gifting us with these stories. Happy Halloween kind sir!
@chubchubcherub91834 жыл бұрын
Everything in me is just screaming get out, get out, get out!!!
@genieglasslamp50284 жыл бұрын
This is why I LOVE HALLOWEEN!!!!👻👻👻
@wormbag804 жыл бұрын
The singing
@ramzaheiral4 жыл бұрын
insinuating i don't know what a canapé is and calling me a girl... who does this guy think he is?! no but i loved the video omg, had to fight to stay awake to see what happened lol
@stephanieb2393 жыл бұрын
Hope there' a part 2 fot it. It's a really good story and the voice as well
@Dominik4Life792 Жыл бұрын
Living in London and listening to audios like this, is just something special 😭😭
@jayjaystyle96122 жыл бұрын
AHHH NOT THE SWEENY TODD SONG IN THE BEGINNING
@femboyoliverkoopa56624 жыл бұрын
Canned flowers is here ^-^
@andreaviiliams10084 жыл бұрын
Amazing! I want more!
@pieckstandswithpalestine4 жыл бұрын
YALLLL THIS IS A MASTERPIECE🛐🛐
@marcosotherhalf10944 жыл бұрын
I can’t cook I almost set my mom’s house on fire...👉🏼👈🏼
@blacksugar90754 жыл бұрын
And amazing finally
@starslushii4 жыл бұрын
sometimes i wonder if watching these is gonna mess me up but then i just carry on watching anyway 💀✌
@damelik2524 жыл бұрын
Omg the description is from Queen's Killer Queen. Awesome video, your acting is reeeeeeally good ❤
@macabreromance4 жыл бұрын
I got that Sweeney Todd reference in the beginning 👹👹
@darkwolfstudios20673 жыл бұрын
This needs a part 2 that was so interesting when he said "don't touch anything." I bet they are going to do that anyways this was a masterpiece and I like the intro
@sophwaree3 жыл бұрын
Me lookin at the thumbnail: *MIKEY?!?!* Also I enjoyed it so much! The script,the role play,the arts EVERYTHING
@gracel38694 жыл бұрын
PLEASE do a part 2!!
@olgagachaphoenix91304 жыл бұрын
happy halloween!
@phoenixrising554 жыл бұрын
Hope there is a part two ❤️
@nerdygay89413 жыл бұрын
him: did u grow up in a barn? me living on a farm: yes? why?
@stealthkeistein13444 жыл бұрын
This is so good👁️👄👁️ Will there be a part 2?!
@maybelater21604 жыл бұрын
Is it too late to tell him that the story about his auntie (or whoever was Elisabeth to him) was made up? I feel like he is few pepole too far into this to talk now.
@GangreenGangBunny1233 жыл бұрын
Definitely would love to hear a part 2 to this.
@LizzyIsnotmean4 жыл бұрын
Part 2 Part 2 Are we going to have a part 2 ???
@blakefox39094 жыл бұрын
The second be said his last name, I knew I was most likely going to die....the name sake killed alot of young girls just to look pretty after all