We will push off all the glasses of the table for we are a devious demon
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
devious little floofster
@Asique_Avengallion89382 жыл бұрын
Baaaaaaaaah-
@thatoneweeb_lol1242 жыл бұрын
Giving cat demon vibes
@soap47972 жыл бұрын
You sure we arent a cat?😭
@thatoneweeb_lol1242 жыл бұрын
@@soap4797 I commented this before we learned that we actually were a cat but we all saw it coming
@yourlocalpetbread38252 жыл бұрын
I’m a demon cat? I can push expansive stuff off the counter? Hell Yeah!
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
And get shouted at for doing it!! Only to do it again!
@crochet_kid31102 жыл бұрын
@@ScytheAudio FUCK YEAH
@masonthegrimreaper8745 Жыл бұрын
@@crochet_kid3110 yeah! Fuck them glasses on the table edge
@annasholar91 Жыл бұрын
Worth it!😼😼😸😸
@gaster46102 жыл бұрын
"COME ERE LEMME STROKE YA" is my favourite line in this whole thing
@scotty12502 жыл бұрын
*in my head* "John Constantine! John Constantine! John Constantine! John Constantine!!!!!"
@isabellazuniga37922 жыл бұрын
I knoowwww, me tooo. We're a cat with Constantine ♥♥. Best story ever
@lauragraves4342 Жыл бұрын
Me too.
@DarkStarBlackOut2 жыл бұрын
"Thats wot im gonna do now, So fock off!" That had me rollin' mate
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
Good ol northern charm mert
@themaddoctor53042 жыл бұрын
"...ugh....am I dead? No...guess not. Wait a second, this isn't hell! Am I still in the girl? Hold on a second....AM I A CAT?! H-how?! Why?! I should either be dead or in hell!"
* Looks at self * this is less than ideal but I guess it'll have to do for now
@Randomonium4202 жыл бұрын
Even though I knew that there would be cat sounds, the second I heard the first one i meowed back without thinking.
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
Communication 😁🙌
@nxsmith58682 жыл бұрын
IM A DEMON AND A CAT!!! YAYAYAYAYAYA!! Amazing work I’m excited to see where this series goes!?
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thank you mate 😁 all the chaos!
@barisweetone2 жыл бұрын
I’m a demon cat and child the worse then a demon cat
@JCMY2312 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, we are a cat. Can't be a cat without breaking something 🤣 Looking forward for a series of this, story seems interesting and already hilarious
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thought id try something different xD cat seemed fitting
@NON_BINARY_WEIRDO8 ай бұрын
"You're a special kind of slim-" " Offensive." "Demon.."
@ClearWaterCosplay2 жыл бұрын
The hints of humor in theese dark situations catch me off guard and make me laugh so hard 😂 Wonderful job Scythe and Jay! And beautiful art Lauren!!
@crossanddream22 жыл бұрын
This is was amazing, I hope that there will be a part 2 or something. I do like the exorcist and honestly do love the fact that as the listener were now a cat. It's adorable and funny at the same job, and one again this was amazing great job!
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thanks 😁 i thought it would be a nice wholesome change
@larissac95982 жыл бұрын
This ought to be a fun storyline, love the accent! Edit: the cat noises are ADORABLE!
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
Oh i have a few fun ideas 😁
@jessb62513 ай бұрын
“Demon Floofster” I shall use this nickname to wreak havoc in the name of Chaos 😂😂 love it
@zionroselight81542 жыл бұрын
I like it how we are kinda like a child but more mischievous
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
So a cat 😝
@zionroselight81542 жыл бұрын
@@ScytheAudio yea and curious I forgot to add that
@Sweetie_commentary Жыл бұрын
Floofster is such a diva.. *Keep pushing things off, floofster.*
@maiajohnson7722 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't it be funny if Floofster actually ends up being Creed's familiar, the first familiar of an exorcist?
@brokenpieces5852 Жыл бұрын
Or he’s part witch and doesn’t know it
@gothbunnyboy64552 жыл бұрын
6:10 I GOT CHILLLSSSSHDJDJDD usually when a creator has a characters line be cut off by something/someone else, there’s a second of silence before the interruption actually happens. and it drives me up the fucking wall for no reason. a tiny detail that deserves praise 💕💕 well done !!!
@CashewNuts02 жыл бұрын
I'm so invested in this already, this needs to be a series.
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
Already is 😝 it ties in with the assassin audio
@KuraiYamino2 жыл бұрын
I love this. And the purrs. Pfft.. Oh gosh.
@scp05-redacted422 жыл бұрын
I absolutly adored this. the whole concept of the story is great, and so's the character. And I love the fact that we're basically a small fluffy gremlin. I hope this can become a series, both so we can see more of this world and it's characters, but also so we can get stronger because I wanna turn into a dragon >:3 And then back to his cat ofcourse
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it :) It's already part of a series. Check out my war of the witches playlist. The dude who was on the phone to him already has an audio out, if you want to get to know the world a little better
@wolfdale_3m2 жыл бұрын
Didn't know exorcists had PayPal.
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
He's modern
@annie_lys67412 жыл бұрын
*sigh* time to add another name to my 'Scythe Audio character to love' list again i have finally achieved my one true dream, TO BE A SASSY VOID[black] CAT!! MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE!
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
Well you know I like to please 😝 pleasure to be of service my catty
@Lover_Of-Sinners2 жыл бұрын
Do I love cats
@brokenpieces5852 Жыл бұрын
This man really just woke uo and was like, “Constantine is getting a make over”.
@ScytheAudio Жыл бұрын
I literally did just go "yeah im doing a constantine rip off" and I have no shame about it 😌
@ragel14862 жыл бұрын
Love the reference to the Unseelie Accords and laws of hospitality
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
Dresden files fan?
@ragel14862 жыл бұрын
Absolutely! And the audio books being read by James Marsters is…incredible
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
@@ragel1486 mate! It was literally James Master's performance in the audio books that inspired me to do this VA thing! 🤜🤛
@d0llst4r Жыл бұрын
"Stop playing with your pussy" IM FUCKING HOWLING💀💀
@ScytheAudio Жыл бұрын
A proud line of mine 😁
@Eden_Thefox2 жыл бұрын
“Fuck…that hurt…totally worth iiiit why am I so small? What the?? IM STILL HERE?! I thought I was as good as dead! Ok I got no idea where to go- I smell something…that human! I can smell the drink on him. Do I follow him? *hears a demon screeching* Y E S *quickly runs after his scent*
@lina95352 жыл бұрын
Pushing glasses off of tables is just how we show affection 😉
@radio99392 жыл бұрын
We’re a cat familiar! I hope there’s a part 2 🥰🥰
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
Clayton will be back 🖤
@Kel_4442 жыл бұрын
Only 34 minutes late- my phone was dead and I had to wait on my room mate to give me back my charger,you can’t blame me
@LuminosityGhost992 жыл бұрын
The only thing I could think of was “Constantine” when I read the title 😆
@bazpire6092 жыл бұрын
SAME i was just coming into the comments to say this!
@morganmoonlite4222 Жыл бұрын
Another amazing character who I can happily admire With an incredible story to go along with it ❤
@siranikati92802 жыл бұрын
Ooooh I want part 2! I can't wait to hear it!
@JayAshBranAudioScripts2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for letting me be part of this. This was fun. I can’t wait to do it again
@The-Cursed-Jinx10 ай бұрын
That fact most to all these comments are about us being a cat 😂😂😂 also he calling her an old cow had me rollin 😂😂
@ScytheAudio10 ай бұрын
Simple things ey 🤣
@himikotoga10972 жыл бұрын
Oooh demons! :0 I enjoy demons- this is gonna be fun 😆
@Robin_idek2.02 жыл бұрын
This is amazing and I will be rewatching this
@gravityrose2 жыл бұрын
Ha! Lauren’s art is spot on! ;)
@Ashscheidemann45992 жыл бұрын
I love him so much he's so sassy 😭
@Meipmeep2 жыл бұрын
Oh man the purring in my ears…..
@Smok_Argus2 жыл бұрын
I laughed a bit too much xD Book of Tweeter killed me XD
@iwantworlddomination61102 жыл бұрын
Oooooooohh~ M4A ✨✨ And demon listener ✨✨
@i_have_sinned36282 жыл бұрын
Oh nOoOoOo poor me simping again XDD 😌 But for real though, who wouldn't love the sassy exorcist? Such a badass character - definitely did not get lost in his eyes.. Deeeeeefinitely not.. -i bloody did though- 😏- and in such a cool universe as well! Wonderful work you lot, can't wait to see and hear more 💖
@pennymojo_20022 жыл бұрын
😆 this is why we love you Sin 🤣
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
You are sin right? Not simp xp thought you might like this one sinsin 😁
@i_have_sinned36282 жыл бұрын
@@ScytheAudio Well yes, I - a child of Father Light - have sinned and so I became a simp 😌XDD Loved the audio mate, such a fantastic storyline
@KittenishDarkObsessions2 жыл бұрын
there's a fuckin beard's nest in me roof la 🖤
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
der fooken is doh!
@StrawberrySimps2 жыл бұрын
I already adore this dude-
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
He adores you too
@blackiesheepie97542 жыл бұрын
i feel the cat was for the girl and the other demon was like nah this is my ride. And well they just stuck around cuz well they stuck. And the exorcist after helping was like friend. Me help protect humans
@pennymojo_20022 жыл бұрын
😋🐈⬛ Poor us I really like this one 🥰 Oh and can we appreciate Jay too! 🤗 Also I love you Assassin dearest 🙈✨
@STARJELLIES87212 жыл бұрын
not me watching the sences change like a movie
@orlandocampbell61052 жыл бұрын
I really like your demon voice and the mother voice, Scythe & JayAshBran ❤
@magoshyyem74362 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple one, I see demon listner, i click
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
Youre a cultured one 😁
@Natures_Soul_Dancer Жыл бұрын
Magoshy, no, you don't click, you SLAMM with all the strengh you have 😌
@manaalmoosa79772 жыл бұрын
This is the best representation of a demon I've ever seen
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much 😊 I pride myself on being able to do them demonic voices
@manaalmoosa79772 жыл бұрын
@@ScytheAudio Indeed
@random363912 жыл бұрын
This is amazing!
@Yoateiro19912 жыл бұрын
I've never heard an ASMR artist this invested in a video and I just subscribed cuz of it I seriously can't wait for what is in stock for future videos 😎🙂🥂
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Axel. I put a pot of pride into my work and Im really glad you enjoyed it 😊
@amberfoster80052 жыл бұрын
Awe we're a cute little kitty and yes love getting pat's and strichs
@NothingAndN0body2 жыл бұрын
Oh no! You’ve figured out my real identity, and here I was thinking I did a good job-🤭
@coffeequeen76912 жыл бұрын
Zoooooom :D amazing video like always by the way.
@yourfavoritegenderbender98962 жыл бұрын
"better than fake tan and ed sheeran" *whats so wrong with Eddie?😡💪* "whats that scratching at my window" *its me bae let me in* "its a blimming cat" *meow meow wee lad* "promise not the scratch up my carpet?" *im gonna knock over your other glasses*
@MasqueradingDragon2 жыл бұрын
5 hours late, but I made it. And I love this! I get to be a cat, I'm more than alright with this, lol. Fantastic job, Scythe!
@Lambsacrifice2 жыл бұрын
I can never get over these amazing videos .
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
🙈😊
@scottishbimbo58082 жыл бұрын
mate this is amazing
@makaela93912 жыл бұрын
His look + his accent reminds me of Constantine
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
That was ze plan 😝
@makaela93912 жыл бұрын
@@ScytheAudio he’s literally my favorite and I love you for making him based on Comstantine
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
@@makaela9391 it was a pleasure 😊 thought i might as well use the accent for something good ey ;D
@makaela93912 жыл бұрын
@@ScytheAudio accents are always the best in my book, I can’t get enough of them
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
@@makaela9391 theyre brilliant ey. I think accents can reflect more of a person's culture and origins etc than languages sometimes...they're also a little easier to learn 😝
@Squiggles01 Жыл бұрын
*The cat would have a spider pattern on her fur. The other demons would learn to fear her, for the Demons Spider would devor the other demons. It would be the demons bane.*
@ScytheAudio Жыл бұрын
Did...did you just assume the cats gender?!
@Squiggles01 Жыл бұрын
@@ScytheAudioBecause I've seen some very pretty kitties! And that meow sounds like it belongs to a little lady.
@apple.lemonn2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the show legends of tomorrow
@ath_el2 жыл бұрын
C'mon we all need part 2! That team is fantastic! Exorcist and his fluffy catmon 😹😹😹
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
Check out "war of the witches" playlist
@annasholar91 Жыл бұрын
omg!! I love this!!! we are a cat!!! and we can fight demons...nice!😸😼😺😺
@itsyourstarboy2 жыл бұрын
Need more kitty demon listener ❤️❤️
@EMI-bv2ye2 жыл бұрын
Omg why am I scared for this... Please don't possess me My reaction at the end if I don't fall asleep:
@callmenat..7476 Жыл бұрын
FINALLY ONE THAT AIN'T ENEMIES TO LOVERS OR WHATEVER TO LOVERSS
@ScytheAudio Жыл бұрын
Not very realistic ey "I WANNA KILL YOU!" *5 mins later* "i wanna bone you 😏"
@lazypotato96462 жыл бұрын
Noice I loved the exorcist
@huslhuskagain66062 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna push everything off of every table every time
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
Bad Kitty!
@earldritchgrey2 жыл бұрын
God i love enemies to anything stories
@carlaprince35162 жыл бұрын
AHHHHH YES IM HERE I LOVE IT READY FOR DAMN NEAR ANYTHING YA POST....( I say anything bc the gotchas be throwing me)😭🥺
@jaidyn2592 жыл бұрын
I love this 🤣💖 Def need pt2
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
"War of the witches" playlist 😊
@jaidyn2592 жыл бұрын
@@ScytheAudio ty!!!
@Wolfsforest2 жыл бұрын
I genuinely want to see more of these
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
Theres another 2 parts from the guy on the phone's perspective if you check out the "war of the witches" playlist
@Wolfsforest2 жыл бұрын
@@ScytheAudio will do just love the fact of demon exorcist duo I really like it
@dazeddream2 жыл бұрын
I was listening to this last night, and holy shit I was restraining myself from laughing
@moomoobaby_hmp2 жыл бұрын
Yesssssss i am looking forward to this series
@AlennaCM2 жыл бұрын
Thank you youtube for recommending this great channel, new subscriber 💕
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the madness 😊
@Yes-fn7xx2 жыл бұрын
I so hope there's gonna be a part 2, this is probably one of the best audios I've heard in a good while
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thats really kind to say 😊 thank you. There will be more..Creed's series is part of a world that involves a couple of others, so he will pop up a few times
@Yes-fn7xx2 жыл бұрын
@@ScytheAudio ooooo I love when stories overlap a little ^^
@wormonastringman28302 жыл бұрын
All the Patreon names popping up at the end being relatively normal and then just *Ketamine*
@Biggchunguss_39thchild2 жыл бұрын
I love how the British accent is advertised in the title lmao
@chaoticcupoftea24622 жыл бұрын
The urge to draw him but you can't draw men👺 So you get the urge to draw the demon instead-
@aaronjade5662 жыл бұрын
If I were a demon, it would look something like this: glasses would be playing rush E, coffin dance and megalovania in 3am, chairs would create the letter P every evening, the TV saying E on repeat and the while house would flicker like its a house party going on, while I would appear as a dabbing ghost with minecraft glasses
@emokitten4ever2 жыл бұрын
Is anyone else's cat responding to the meows in the video or is it just my kitten?
@Nizati2 жыл бұрын
Yay for unlikely pairs
@dragonladyshadow33382 жыл бұрын
I love this video so much can you please make a part 2
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
maaaaaaaaybe
@wyenstudios2 жыл бұрын
I need a part two ♥️♥️♥️
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
War of the witches playlist
@thegrimreaper18922 жыл бұрын
Please tell me there is gonna be a part two is there isn’t already. I just found this and I’m in love with it
@iodineheist Жыл бұрын
i love british people i wish they were real (im british)
@greekdudegames91272 жыл бұрын
I'm a kitty cat and a meow meow meow meow and meow meow meow meow
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
Good talk 🤣
@xxtempera2 жыл бұрын
*aboht the head doing 3y0* Me : "well ma'am if she was doing a 360 of her head, haha sorry but i think she is already dead
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
Did you have a stroke when writing the first sentence? 🤣
@xxtempera2 жыл бұрын
@@ScytheAudio ksjfdhshfwhr i dont think i remember writing that first part in the first place XDD
@skellybeeb2 жыл бұрын
Please tell me there is gonna be a part two of this because I’m digging being a demon cat, this is the best.
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
Its part of a bigger series. Check out "war of the witches " playlist
@BrookeClare-ib6oy Жыл бұрын
I want to possess his shadow
@apple.lemonn2 жыл бұрын
STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR WHAT?!-
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
meow
@randomuser93342 жыл бұрын
purr 😼
@-Dark_Shadow-2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Lover_Of-Sinners2 жыл бұрын
Mew~ 🐈🐈🐈🐈
@makenziescherzer66572 жыл бұрын
XD
@dazeddream2 жыл бұрын
ILL LISTEN TO THIS TOMORROW CUZ HOLY SHIT ITS SO FUNNY
@ryansosilly Жыл бұрын
This MIGHT be a John Constantine reference 🧐
@ScytheAudio Жыл бұрын
It is
@microwavedmetal2 жыл бұрын
For some reason the insults and the accent make me think of a British version of my mom...I'm sorry but he sounds like my mom cussed me out but with an English accent 😂
@ScytheAudio2 жыл бұрын
Youre mother is a sexy beast
@microwavedmetal2 жыл бұрын
@@ScytheAudio a real MILL (mom I’d like to love)
@silviatonapetian69322 жыл бұрын
Scythe, please for the love of all that is good and FLOOFY, please tell me you paid his royal lord Schmoogleton to be in this audio🥺
@shadowwolfclaw68942 жыл бұрын
This was so cool!!!!!!!!
@heartaaches Жыл бұрын
I think you should make one where the speaker is a ghost investigator and listener a ghost that was murdered in a forest or a house and as the investigator looks around and meets the listener the same murderer enters where they are and the ghost listener is now effectively trying to communicate to the investigator to get out of there and hide ( just a suggestion, love your content although I haven’t been here for long and the listener being a ghost is quite rare to see so it would be fun to have. )