ASMR | SAS British Military Sniper Roleplay

#ASMR
Welcome to the SAS. In this military ASMR roleplay you’re my sniper spotter, and I’m relying on you to make sure the shots I take don’t miss the mark. Understood? This may or may not be a training exercise; it doesn’t matter. What matters is that you give it everything you’ve got, because, after all, who dares wins. Got it?
Other than that, this is a very soft-spoken (an almost whispered British accent) sniper cell roleplay where you’ll bond with your captain by smoking cigarettes and eating apples as you scope out the enemy and prepare to take fire. Actually, you’ll be eating quite a lot of apple, for some reason. But, other than that, it’s a pretty relaxing army atmosphere, with a tsundere element as you build the trust with your CO. Oh, and please be advised that there are three gunshots in the video, but they’re very, very quiet, so shouldn’t be too alarming. Anyway, enjoy!
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🎙 What is ASMR? 🎧
ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) is synaesthesia of the soul. It’s a relaxing feeling, it’s a tingling down the spine, or it’s simply a sleep aid. Whether it’s being ‘held’ by someone you have confidence in, or ‘looked after’ by someone with authority, or just feeling ‘safe’ with someone you trust, it uses audio-visual triggers to enable you to let go of your worries and stresses - even just for a bit.
📽 What is FPC? 🎞
FPC (first person cinema) takes all the relaxing elements of ASMR but has much more of a focus on immersion and the suspension of disbelief. It’s kinda like being the main character in your own short movie, with popular figures you know and love, or entirely created worlds - just for you. There won’t be any visible mics or traditional triggers in these videos, and they will seem more unintentional than the usual ASMR videos - but they are unique and relaxing experiences designed to transport you to different places, worlds, and times.
Disclaimer: This video is intended for relaxation. Any views, opinions, or advice expressed is purely for the purpose of entertainment, and to induce tingles through ASMR. These videos are not a substitute for traditional medicine, therapy, or any other professional medium, and should not be treated as such! Take all the advice with a pinch of salt, and certainly don’t take it to heart. That being said, please enjoy them, benefit from them, and hopefully get those warm, tingly feelings. Oh, and it’s not for kids.

[@JimASMR]

Oh, and because I know some may ask - Soap, here's the Captain Price one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/l3nNlWuFmNedjac

[@patrick4662]

now do an IRA one.

[@waterlily3609]

@@patrick4662 sinister

[@patrick4662]

@@waterlily3609 depends who you are asking.

[@rosetta_i]

The Sniper's Quotes "Have you got any GCSEs?" "I enjoy ornithology." "Bingo, twat." "It is very Welsh." "I was ready to throw a fucking brick in their face." "Apple? Apple!" "Don't look at me again, you twat." "You surprise me... you've never played clarinet?" "Don't worry, I'm not going to sing."

[@Rune3D]

"You're winding me up, mate. 'Ave a bit of fookin' apple!" 🍎

[@funonabun2970]

dangerous amount of British sass in these lines, haha

[@bruisedstranger]

"here. you earned it" thank you sir im gonna go cry now

[@christinelka]

⁰

[@click2relax]

next time someone's annoying me, I'll just say: *'you're winding me up. 'ave some fucking apple.'*

[@katozrippla1497]

At least it’ll shut you up for a bit

[@theevant1528]

22:48 had me straight dying for a good 5 minutes lmao

[@jackmetrro]

I used to run around with nerf guns pretending to be a soldier and because I played COD and watched a lot of war movies I got pretty good with military call signs and stuff you hear over the radio. I remember one time I was pretending to be in a sniper perch and I "called in" to command. It went something like "Overlord this Bravo 5 requesting authorization on priority target one, over? Target is 100 meters and closing, over?" Target down, Hotel site is hot, repeat Hotel site is hot!" Lmao

[@AmbitiousDucks]

I learned Morse code bc I was so nerdy about that stuff lol

[@finn4012]

Pink Lady apples are definitely the best apples, no contest

[@Acexx.]

That is so fucking true

[@twaddlehood]

As a produce lady pink lady is pretty yummy!😎

[@averagejoe8358]

Agreed. The rest are shit and hard to bite into

[@airwine]

they taste good but they aren’t crunchy enough 😫

[@surthing6711]

This means war

[@calebrentz9663]

The captain price we all want

[@jackofalltrades1145]

Haven't seen many people on this platform with such great storytelling skills and dedication. Good stuff Jim

[@kacperuminski1547]

Minor point: The Rolex Submariner was launched in 1953, which is way after the end of WW2, so granddaddy would have probably inherited some kind of Oyster Perpetual instead.

[@HaZa917]

22:54 *Has Cap Price flashbacks*

[@user-rn8od9jc6o]

Can you please do more with this character? Puts me straight to sleep

[@MichaelTeegarden4life]

22:53 “You MUPPET” took me OUT! 😂

[@isaiasroel5181]

You would kill an impersonation of Barkis Bittern from Corpse Bride, I just want to throw that out there. Amazing content, recent discoverer of the channel and absolutely impressed with the range displayed from you. Keep up the fantastic work.

[@IAmUnderscore]

I thought this was a joke video but I clicked on it and this is actually amazing

[@lyanness]

At your side walks hope. In the face of all that insists you turn back, you persevere. This is what it means to be a true warrior, and I see this radiating from you, Soldier. You may have taken three shots today, but even more targets rise up before you. Take the shot. Fire. Be the warrior that I see in your eyes you can be. Heddwch a chariad am byth. 🌹🌹🌹🌿🌿🌿

[@AmbitiousDucks]

PLEASE bring us on a real op with this guy, he's a gem!!

[@MelissaKillz]

The amount of effort you put into these 👏 truly incredible

[@RinaAudio]

This gave me such a nice movie vibe Jim. I have to say though eating apples and smoking while taking down enemies is pretty cool. 😄

[@selenophile5256]

But like did we actually take them down or was it just paintballs at like 43:20

[@susanegley4149]

This brilliant, creative, talented human, I'm blown away by your work. These are like mini films!

[@ExhaustedSleeping]

The sniper: "Pomme de terre" Me, a Canadian forced to learn some French: "Potato?"

[@OakleyDokaly]

4:37 ghost possessed him for a second

[@bridgetdixon04]

I literally thought that exact same thing bahahaha!!

[@admiralfishface8750]

A completely forgot what the SAS was for a second there. I was expecting to get some sass from a sniper.

[@jenivieve8273]

I love your 'this one is definitely hetero, LOL' moustache collection. True dedication to the cause.

[@johnf.kennedy7922]

This ASMR was absolutely mind blowing to me

[@AmbitiousDucks]

Aight listen... I have acquired a low-key, high-key crush on this man. Pls bring him back. xx

[@SparklySnuggly]

Pomme de terre means potatoes in French. A regular apple would be just pomme.

[@beckandcall672]

Lmao I had to double take to check he was eating an apple and not a raw ass potato

[@AmbitiousDucks]

Hey give him a break, he's into ornithology not linguistics lol

[@claycampbell2852]

Honestly thought the feather in the cap was for making accurate wind calls at the shooters position.

[@ladyliberty417]

A great “grouchy” performance Jim, thank you❗️Love all the details of the training- and your mustache☺️❗️

[@anonymousxaela761]

Doesn't get more British than lighting a rollie with a zippo

[@gamingguy8929]

Captain price would like you in task force 141 with soap,ghost,Roach,Griggs,gaz,etc

[@YourMessenger]

Well, the apples were a lovely note. A paintball death is another matter. The moppets are multiplying.

[@longway7948]

wow. I think, you're one of the greatest asmr roleplayer and storyteller! great job, Jim, I love your videos!

[@splitwayss]

I let this video play in the background every night while i go to bed. Love this video 🔥

[@ausomeaspie]

Totally Awesome as ever! Wait, so, he's William's Grandsom?! From the RAF trilogy! That's everything! But it's also sad cause it means William's dead. 😔

[@emm5805]

I'm so glad you said something. My mind was spinning from potential lore info. Even paused the video halfway, pondering and sticking the stories together.

[@LuckyArceus]

I’d imagine that this particular sniper is a bit…SASSY.

[@franzhaas5597]

Wow I have never been this early. The acting is impeccable of course.

[@KiaraM]

Congrats. on 🎊120k 🎉 keep it up that you are great 👏👏❤🤗❤

[@kimia2956]

🕵️Hmmm,…cigarette butts, apple cores,…must have been a SAS sniper!

[@gamingguy8929]

Captain price: Jim what kind of name is that

[@ThisAndromedaCat]

Jim: Apple, pomme de terre... My idiot self: Wait, you have fries???

[@claudiabronsteijn4612]

Congratulations on 120k

[@stormyweather745]

I love this family tale, but I have to say if any of us dies this time I will be so angry. 🥰🥰🥰

[@KiaraM]

The most relaxing army roleplay I've ever seen Sniper you know we have something in common I don't like Pink Ladies very much either 🍎😄🍎 Jokes aside it was really perfect 💖💖💖

[@MichaelHaneline]

This Sas Sniper isn't nearly sassy enough. Not a single finger wave or snap or neck roll or condescending "mmm hmmm".

[@fionamorris9634]

First there was ‘Where Eagles Dare’ now there’s ‘Nuts of Brass’ 🤣 That should definitely be a famous war movie SJ. I’m loving all the Welsh references very nice. If only I could’ve had a dollar for every F bomb you dropped, I’d be rich 😁 and your moustache, holy crap! That is like the most rigid regulation bit of facial hair you’ve ever worn in a role-play to date. I really appreciate you making all your military officers in these RP’s related. That means our SAS Captains’ great grandad was the army medic which makes me ridiculously happy for some reason. I love it when a plan comes together.😉You are on fire my friend, I can tell you’re getting back in the groove SJ and I think I can vouch for a few people when I say we’re absolutely loving it. Keep being awesome 😎🤗

[@lyanness]

You can vouch for the entire Universe, not for merely a few people, dear Fee. All of Jimmy's work is utterly mind blowing. 💗💗💗

[@bethannfeng5062]

I think Jim has just invinted a new drinking game; one shot for every F bomb followed by a bite of apple. 😉

[@Chxyc3]

I may just be a stupid yank but realistically you wouldn’t be shouldering your weapon tell the enemy is in sight because the spotter would be watching but love the video lol looks great

[@princessdarkkimi8980]

This is magic an grand job from jim i love it 💖

[@sveto4ka11]

It’s 4am I was trying to fall asleep but now I want an apple

[@blockhead4791]

Pink Lady apples are really good, I had one while watching this lol

[@onefordespair]

I love the cutting derision in this one 😂🤌🏻

[@amyscott8429]

Congratulations on 120k!

[@cocafristyhoi1645]

Sniping your enemy is like hunting, Fire at the wrong moment and your chance will be forever lost.

[@AmbitiousDucks]

...well duh

[@Ukinvr]

SPECIAL AIR SERVICE FOREVER🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@christal2641]

My Irish ancestors would LOVE for the SAS UDF.and RA to be dumb enough to eat raw APPLES of all things while waiting in the dark.

[@anachronism5271]

highkey this gave off the same vibes as katczinsky in the 2022 all quiet movie

[@erzhenatarnueva3603]

I didn't know what SAS means before I watched the whole video, I just assumed that the character is a sniper with a Sass

[@rebeccayoung3829]

"have some {____] apple" made me laugh at like midnight,and i feel like my country is represented! "it is very welsh,isnt it?"

[@thedemonskid]

"I see that you've got a digital watch...are you stupid?" Me, who actually cannot tell time on a regular clock and I just have to guess-timate the time: 👁👄👁

[@dukex123]

Cheeses finally someone said it! Pink Lady are the best apples!

[@brodybowls]

a clean roll, if i may say

[@sabrinahorrocks2627]

i'll be honest with you when you said "apple. pomme de terre." at 4:08 confused me cus pomme de terre is potato lmao.

[@Princeton5]

I,think he was calling us a potato and was saying apple?… APPLE? As in he says it again since no response

[@ravenbrooks9959]

Aggressive apple mukbang 😉

[@kristinLastName]

Anyone had a Wild Twist apple? Pink Lady x Honeycrisp

[@nick4uuk]

Must be in the Donbass region doing her Majesty's good work.

[@neonzigs3967]

Am I the only one who has crazy imagination about myself being an sniper for the government and killing and getting paid for it and enjoying every moment?

[@DoctorSess]

You’ll have to make it through sniper school first… or basic training at least

[@artgirl96]

Amazing asmr Jim

[@kingcrimson8622]

Sugestion: John Price ASMR COD Modern Warfare

[@liazyysh]

I just found out about your channel and I'm loving it! ❤️❤️

[@theoraclehostvessel]

From the thumbnail I thought this was a Chris Redfield roleplay until I saw the title

[@tristanmcguire4820]

.455 Webley & Scott is a classic

[@StudMacher96]

What the hell kinda name is soap though man?

[@-Kaje]

yes they ARE the best APPLES

[@aryella7107]

So all i gotta do is talk a lot to get free food...? I swear this is what it feels like when you're an introvert and you have to interact with extroverts lmao.

[@thediamondtrucktdt]

Best ASMR ever

[@leondavis1093]

Apple is just pomme in French. Pomme de terre or Apple of the Earth is a potato.

[@MintyJulep4]

Hot take: Pink Lady is second best. First is Honeycrisp.

[@workoutmotivationzyzzgener4449]

Amazing!

[@Woaha6k]

Amazing video keep it up

[@lightningprince2134]

Great job. Keep it up

[@deku_the_brokoli4445]

sniper: Apple, pomme de térre... Me: Pomme de térre... Is a potato...

[@maxlobry4508]

Sniping and Smoking in the dark is not something you want to do irl ahah

[@unknownhandyman6821]

Sargeant, the target is leaving the meeting and I'm not hearing any shots, what's your situation, over?

[@naya_asmr]

Is it me or it looks like a video game?! I just can't unsee it.

[@rubym9107]

He- He called me muppet 😳

[@wrongspotted]

Save the cheerleader, save the world!

[@bricemiller24]

You and cap baliy should do sum

[@CrysisVN]

I agree w this

[@redeyedfrenzy]

"I just like ornithology."

[@billieeisenhower406]

SuS british military imposter roleplay

[@williamshears9953]

Is the thelemic lamen tattoo yours or the character

[@emmanuellemod]

it’s his! he has Crowley’s unicursal hexagram on one arm and the Ordo Templi Orientis lamen on the other x

[@williamshears9953]

@@emmanuellemod 93, I must have missed it in the past. Very cool.

[@kristinLastName]

@@emmanuellemod Do you know what the tattoo above the lamen is? On Jim’s right arm, in the same area as the unicursal hexagram that’s on the left?

[@emmanuellemod]

@@kristinLastName it's Sumerian cuneiform! x

[@kristinLastName]

@@emmanuellemod Ah, thank you! I think I found it in Unicode! 😄 𒀭

[@asahiazumane1232]

Apple? Apple. Pomme de terre (Potato). 😂

[@tanas8973]

Actually gala's are the best I think

[@madokakaname-v4o]

First Love From America:)

[@mohamed1022]

We want Old iraqi army asmr

[@gregdiiamond3899]

Wouldn’t your lighter matches and cigarette cherry tip off your location?

[@aerodynamichotdog]

Would definitely depend on how far away you are, but it is possible for sure. I wouldn't risk any of that.

[@shnu_rock_san]

это очень САСно

[@sm1th360]

Feel illegal being this early..😳

[@warrior9734]

25:45 I'm dying

[@limboxuehai1456]

I don’t hate you, I don’t know you. -Jim Not that I love you, I just met you. -???

[@keigosora7083]

good god u havw me doing math willingly