ASMR | Scam Artist Spiritual Healer Does Crystal Chakra Reading | Role-play

[@ciyugurl]

“somebody’s hurt you” while you proceed to beat their hand with white sage 😭😭😭

[@linfun1]

I know, right?

[@jongaulthero]

Yes, "somebody's hurt me". I also "breathe oxygen", like a couple a billion other people! Nailed it in one, Kreskin!!! What other astute, and equally obvious observations have you made?????

[@st.eveyy.x6278]

Wait Is she allowed to use white sage, even if it is for entertainment u still need consent

[@kian_pogiii]

@@st.eveyy.x6278 you don't....

[@st.eveyy.x6278]

@@kian_pogiii you do, please search it up

[@worstkiterchan9207]

The way you have like a voice in there, another person interacting, it feels like a bedtime movie. I love this, so relaxing

[@megandominqueasmr]

Thank you!

[@worstkiterchan9207]

@@megandominqueasmr no no I thank you for making me sleep well 🥰

[@littlecatfeet9064]

I love this! Your voice, humour and storyline are the best! 💕 from Australia 🇦🇺

[@ET_CostaLotta]

“This marker is made with elf and alfalfa wood its also made with the blood of an elk” *pulls out a prismacolor marker*

[@closetedcat9542]

"we don't do paper trails here" 😂😂😂

[@abbeycollins8710]

How did you two not burst out laughing!? PLEAAASE all the extra charges are SENDING me I-

[@vcunjamab]

OMG I KNOW 😂 both were pretty serious about it

[@ET_CostaLotta]

IKR LMAO

[@potato1084]

Ikr 650 dollars ?!?!😅😅

[@BabsChannel]

I could hear that she almost laughed when she doing "the crackling of the bones" part. Lol

[@SweetBeanie1998]

“This is not good this is an extra $75 dollars” 😂

[@soontherewillbesnow]

american healthcare be like:

[@girlysoap9031]

@@soontherewillbesnow more like an extra 7500

[@imamazing6230]

"Made of alfalfa wood and blood of an elk" *pulls out prisma marker* 😂

[@chikiingirl1018]

“ the crackling of the bones , the crackling of the bones” I LOST IT when she kept repeating it 💀💀- i love this video so DARN much haha , and your voice is so calming 🌸🌸 .

[@megandominqueasmr]

Thank you lol

[@jobee525]

8:19

[@ohmyprettygirl]

Bruh I’m at work listening to this, working and listening so I wasn’t paying full attention and let me tell you when it got to that part I was so thrown off lmao 😂

[@pawline9011]

When I tell you that I almost bust a lung at 3AM-

[@sb1206]

Me too lmfaoooo

[@2005meow]

“She put a curse on you and that’s why your love cheated on you” “no...” she rlly sounded hurt by this imaginary guy 😭

[@C.rexx.]

13:04

[@wirt3270]

I was trying so hard not to laugh, but when you took out the yellow clay face, I lost it

[@dedao8975]

RIGHT!? That thing is a monstrosity!☠🤣

[@skyrim_crossing2839]

Same I've just seen it and im crying 😂😂😂😂

[@h0rriphic]

Yeah couldn’t keep my cool when she whipped that thing out 😭😂

[@YosoyMouth]

“...The one that betrayed you... IntO thE chaliceeee”

[@shaineoneal9720]

Who would’ve thought this was a scam 😭

[@blueeyeswhiteratchet1582]

“I used my white sage … and my Palo Santo” 😂😂😂 you’re amazing

[@jessicaml2236]

Those who know, know 👀

[@tessmarkus8819]

Can you explain! I googled and both came up as cleaning smudges. I’m so lost haha

[@mobiusren]

@@tessmarkus8819 they're both closed practices sjfsgsd

[@dead_acc_t]

@@mobiusren im all for combating cultural appropriation and all, but,, why is burning a plant offensive? ive googled it and all i can find is that the plant is endangered, which is a good enough reason to not use it imo, but is that all? or is there more to it?

[@mobiusren]

@@dead_acc_t It’s only ever been significant to specific, closed cultures. When people who do not practice those cultures partake in those practices, they are appropriating, because it’s never had true meaning to them or their culture-for example, when activities like burning white sage are done by those who are not native, it’s CA.

[@indianamoonrose1660]

8:19 when you used the clay cutting tool saying "the crackling of the bones..." that cracked me up! unorthodox alright!

[@Gummybearkillerr]

i was wondering what that was now its way funnier 🤣 also the “ ya ya ya ya ya “

[@indieh9]

Is this the face of the one who hurt you? The face: 👁👄👁

[@klemowon]

Her “…yes!” killed me 💀

[@emilyk1502]

I was not prepared for the crackling of the bones. Ded.

[@bones4702]

Can’t believe I was invited into this sanctuary just to be cracked 😟

[@emvelasqez]

the crackling of the BONES☃️☃️☃️

[@tjsantana5888]

Ok so after rewatching I gotta first salute you for your setup. Never have I seen anyone put such thought and preparation for a video. After watching for a few it’s easy to forget it’s not a real psychic reading. Love the nails and nail tapping. Genius how you kept sucking her in to pay more but using great verbiage to keep her drawn. Loved the slurps from the drinking,whispers of his name as well as the deep exhales. Great video

[@megandominqueasmr]

Omggggg thank you so much for such a detailed comment you are the best! So glad you enjoyed. 😻🥰❤️💯

[@sukihyde]

Yes

[@anyalaASMR]

If you like set decoration you should watch goodnight moons role play videos. Specifically the babblebrook ones, so much effort.

[@aishahnadhirah5949]

You should watch Latte ASMR and rappeler ASMR!^^

[@shannonwolf5116]

Atlas asmr does a lot of prep for his videos too!

[@alexramirez4506]

This is so hilarious omg I love it

[@megandominqueasmr]

Aww thank you for watching!! 💕💕

[@kaylajuarez]

“that’ll be an extra $75” 😂😂😂

[@anon0268]

How tf am I supposed to sleep when I'm over here DYING? You always have me rollingggg💀💀💀 I watch your videos because I know I'm going to love them. Your voice is so relaxing ♡

[@megandominqueasmr]

Lmaooo thank you so much bestie!!!

[@darksideasmr5194]

I’m a tarot reader and this is hilarious to me. I’m so glad your channel popped up in my recommendations

[@julie5000]

Do u still do it ?

[@beautiful10381]

@@julie5000yes

[@MissSraG]

08:40 wtf! I'm crying out loud this is so hilarious I was simultaneously reading something else and I looked at the video and i saw things flying LMAO I actually laughed out loud 😂😂😂

[@sandwichloverr]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@toji6856]

“I only take cash…. No, card we don’t want paper trails.” I lost it 😂😂💀

[@2two39]

WHEN SHE PULLED OUT THE HEAD I DIED

[@dxrulz4life]

The baby blue and the voice are so sultry and hypnotizing. TQMM

[@megandominqueasmr]

Thanks you so much for the feedback 💋💕

[@laura_rovetti]

"somebody has hurt you.... THIS IS WHO DID IT!!!" I absolutely lost it 😂💀

[@daredevilelegance9296]

I lost it when you started beating her with the sage. “I’m gonna beat the sadness out of you!” Hell yeah you are. 🤣🤣

[@frutfly]

this is my absolute favorite asmr video omg.. the backdrop is gorgeous, the props look so nice, and the dialogue feels so comedic but realistic at the same time. and ofc i get like insane tingles from this. i love u megan 😭

[@megandominqueasmr]

Thank you so much!!

[@Darbyann7]

I am obsessed with the energy you bring to the studio. Please do another ghetto hair salon. I need a trim and a dye

[@naerejean4056]

Girl you know they don’t carry dye 🤣🤣

[@moon5497]

@@naerejean4056 they got that good paint

[@devyndanaye]

“It’ll be an extra $25 dollars to know the vision” 💀

[@leiag8644]

When I heard you say Palo Santo and white sage I started DYING bc they're both closed practices and I tried to look for anyone that mentioned it but didn't see any comments about it so I felt a need to mention it. You're AMAZING and I seriously loved this so much.

[@emeraldlady9515]

I was looking for this coment 👍

[@pariscarla822]

There’s a difference between smudging and smoke cleansing. Smoke cleansing, by whatever means is not a closed practice as long as it’s not in association with a closed religion. The act itself is not forbidden.

[@JaneDoeValentine]

@@pariscarla822 yes but the use of white sage is the problem when it comes to smoke cleansing. White sage is incredibly sacred to certain Native American traditions and is being used up by outsiders to the point where it’s getting harder for native Americans to get ahold of

[@CandyyyyR]

And I absolutely lovedthe voice of the girl next to you , it’s incredibly calming as well

[@lionsguardasmr]

the crackling of the bones looked so hilarious I laughed out loud 😂

[@AGcarly13]

I’m binge watching ur videos now these are too good

[@megandominqueasmr]

Omg thank you so much! More content will be coming next week!

[@iwantapplempanadas]

when you told her to squeeze them and then started hitting her hand with the sage... GOODBYE

[@getintoit7823]

"I call this one... black smudge" SENT ME PLEASE-

[@hamandcheesedandwich]

2 years later and I still come back to this video when i need a laugh!

[@emmuhlu]

You should do a part 2 to this where you roleplay as the psychic that cursed maria and I’m obsessed with this video

[@rosalindsongsmith3670]

That’s genius! That should totally be done! Great idea. :-)

[@deneangray4780]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 not the face lol"is this the person who hurt you " yes lol love it!!!!

[@jessicaml2236]

Dude that got me too lol

[@kalypso9256]

This is fucking genius. It’s so unique! Why the hell have you not done more of these, it’s brilliant!!

[@pippystick7386]

This channel deserves to blow up, this is too good 😹😹 it’s so relaxing though at the same time you are hilarious

[@donnika6832]

I totally agree!

[@megandominqueasmr]

Thank you so much bestie!!

[@annabella9378]

*Beware Pierre, beware Pierre* IM ROLLING

[@tjsantana5888]

I love this one. Have to be honest I’ll have to rewatch it cause halfway through it I knocked out.... Your voice is so therapeutic and relaxing. Love your nails too btw

[@megandominqueasmr]

Thank you so much for the wonderful feedback 💕😽

[@devenbarrera6651]

Omg I love this. I practice brujeria and this gave me such a good laugh and made me sleepy with the tingles. This channel deserves to blow up

[@klemowon]

I love the way all of your characters ask before touching your hand/face/etc. Like no matter what else is going on, it’s so comforting and warm 😌

[@annakepes8050]

the number of times i’ve rewatched this is wild. it’s such a unique style of asmr, i love this kind of storytelling

[@amandatwloha8633]

"That's why he cheated on you" "no:(" "yes. Do you have the extra money?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@C.rexx.]

13:08

[@jojeee.e]

this is so good omg, it deserves more recognition, you are so underrated!!

[@alexispelly9844]

I like how she had an item of jewelry for pretty much all the stones so she could have been like “I put this on before you came” to any of her choices

[@theoneandonlynewt]

The laugh at the beginning when you tapped the “sin jar” made me think of Ursula the sea witch conning some poor merfolk into signing contracts and giving up their voices and such.

[@lymelsieaponte99]

“I am getting a VISION” 👀 you make feel so relaxed, but at the same time I enjoy your role play so much. Sometimes I forget it is role play! You are that good! 👍

[@arlet101]

"As I suspected...this would be another 75$" I SCREAMED 💀💀💀

[@toastedtoastontoast]

How did you and the other girl not crack up laughing every 5 seconds 😂

[@taylorbloedorn]

Scam artist or not I was so relaxed and I felt better afterwards so I would be happy to go again😂❤️

[@drtoboggan5434]

i swear i come back to this several times a week. it's so freaking good. been listening to asmr for almost 10 years and this is one of my FAVS

[@pinwheelasmr7325]

Your voice is velvety. No paper trails. I love this role play.

[@alighaplacensia2233]

why is this actually sooo soothing 😭😭

[@Apolla_VT]

At 2:53 the laughter reminds me of a evil villain telling me her plan and it’s her “sin” jar 😂 this is too much haha ! Love this video 💚

[@omstc2583]

you have no idea how often i come back to this video. too good.

[@amlasmr9491]

This is hilarious! 🤣 THE CRACKLING OF THE BONES 🤣 Love all the props!

[@laurio9892]

I love this. I love asmr where the viewer is a third party who no one interacts with and we’re just watching. Does anyone else enjoy this? 😅

[@karly.asshhh]

yes! but this style is so difficult to find

[@TheyForgotMySalad]

"The crackling of the bones!" gets me every time! Miss you, bestie! Hope you're doing well.

[@LicayaJones]

“But I didn’t get to cleanse you.” The way I YELLED 🤣😅

[@agthaog1986]

😲😜 This a nice sanctuary . lol nah but i dead thought that was marry jane behind the candles

[@megandominqueasmr]

Lmao thanks

[@ameria1329]

Lmaoo

[@CandyyyyR]

This is one of the best asmr videos I’ve seen and I’ve been watching since 10yrs , i greet you and commend you on that.

[@MrBranh0913]

This is my favorite video Yet! Truly creative, great job!

[@megandominqueasmr]

Thanks 🙏🏻

[@hannahm320]

"IM GETTING A VISION!" I cackled

[@drtoboggan5434]

THIS WAS SOOOO GOOD!!!! 🤩 the outside of my head felt numb because the tingles were so insane. Everytime you came close and spoke/whispered into the camera... wow! Just thinking back to the moments gives me tingles 🥰🥰🥰

[@lulu13c]

Me too, I'm laughing but the top of my head is still tingly 😮

[@caki4695]

Wait the asmr tingles are real?

[@limeproductions7873]

This channel deserves far more attention!

[@newchapterasmr]

Yayayaya… the crackling of the bones… girl what kind of demon are you summoning 😂😂 had to replay that. I’m dead

[@lordbibbington]

Please do more of thesee I'm addicted

[@hAnkoCZ]

Finally a good YT recommendation after a while. 😁 You're funny and creative while tingly. The hair salon is also great and I'm deffinitely watching more of your videos today. 😍 Keep up the good work! 🌺🌺🌺

[@cherrybloomzz]

not her making them drink a stone😭😭😭

[@emeraldlady9515]

And Florida water 🤣🤣🤣

[@monicasaldana9]

“We don’t do paper trails here” 😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sovayagrar]

This is so wonderfully tingly, creative, playful and innovative! I am so glad I found you :-). What a gift, thank you.

[@Selenasaezz]

Girl aint no way I would not be laughing my ass off at your fool behind commentary !! This was goldddd great job!!

[@pumpkinpie2948]

I love how this had like medium from new jersey vibes, it was amazing!

[@emilyk1502]

The crazy thing about this is charlatans often claim to me “psychics” then tell you you’ve been cursed/hexed then say they can remove It for a price. This is funny but also sadly accurate haha

[@maggiesimpson8103]

I have just discovered your Channel and I am amazed. New asmr Style,funny and each of the videos with a new story to tell. Too interesting to relax.

[@mramirez3226]

How you make me feel relaxed, sleepy & have me crying with laughter all at the same time 👏🏾 thank you chula 😘 you're truly talented & appreciated.

[@theliminalist4429]

I've never felt so relaxed while laughing so hard at the same time. This is my new favorite ASMR video.

[@miriamvlachoulis6875]

"Made with the blood of an elk." Oh we're doing Ichor now?

[@SweetBeanie1998]

“Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah” 😂😂😂I’m dead

[@seangrey5871]

I am literally cracking up!! Omg I'm so glad I found your channel you are one of the best ASMRtists I've seen ❤

[@Cyberslum1]

This has me weakkkkkk lmao. Yet your voice is incredibly relaxing

[@TheyForgotMySalad]

This is so great!! I would looooove an even longer video of this kind, because your voice is just perfect!

[@SilentKME]

This video is perfect. The asmr is great, the visuals are amazing and cozy and the story is funny. A+

[@shatakshishrivastava3616]

Me: *almost asleep* Megan: THE CRACKLING OF THE BONES THE CRACKLING OF THE BONESSS LMAO I LOVE THISSS

[@nolypoly353]

this is one of the only asmr vids i actually got tingles on

[@ChrisplussTina96]

Girl you are on to something!! This is so soothing but you are so hilarious I keep cracking up 😂😂😂

[@parisjade3640]

Nah, when you brought out the head 😭 lost it!!!

[@Fbebeishnf]

12:08 Elk and wood a elf blood? Shows Prismacolor marker Damn, Prismacolor doing that?

[@Beetle.breakfast]

Might as well, prisma expensive af lol

[@belmondoqueremos]

this is so original ...and mesmerizing ... and relaxing ! I like it !

[@TheyForgotMySalad]

I swear, this video just makes me feel soooo relaxed! I love your attitude and your scam artistry in this video, it's so funny and relatable! If you made a witchcraft video in this same style, I'd watch it every night along with this one to help me relax! Love you, bestie!

[@JakeSymbolASMR]

🎶 the crackling of the bones 🎶

[@luluhibaby]

your channel came up on my suggested and i’ve been bingeing your videos now :) i love to see it girl keep the great content going

[@twistedintegrity]

Girl, uh uh this video is the s h i t! I love this video its soothing and put me right to sheep everytime. I Finally subscribed lol I been forgetting last few days

[@misshat210]

I'm a bruja and have had lots of people come to me after going to a scam like this. I could not stop laughing, this is the BEST asmr video I've ever seen.

[@emokid6944]

Your voice is so soothing and you’re hilarious I can’t sleep because I wanna continue watching and hearing you 💀 love you bestie

[@megandominqueasmr]

Thank you!! Love you more!