Pokémon Tarot Reading (not a real reading! for comedy, ASMR, entertainment purposes only!)

Looking for guidance? Let Crystaline consult the Pokémon on your behalf.

[@blythetaylor4063]

“I am a mother not in the sense of rearing a child but in the sense of being a woman... of great esteem” 😂 I’m literally losing my mind and I’m only two seconds into the video

[@marissabartow]

The way this is not scripted is crazy to me i could never come up with all these things on the spot 😭 please never stop posting these

[@silvananivis9867]

Personally I find it useful to have ADHD and excess creativity

[@carolineeasom]

@@silvananivis9867who told you I have ADHD? I do, but who told you?

[@silvananivis9867]

@@carolineeasom Me-sa has ADHD. Me-sa recognized it in you

[@erinbeaud4556]

@@carolineeasomcan confirm. We can sniff each other out.

[@noellewilson2620]

@@carolineeasomyour KZbin channel

[@bug7475]

love this child-rearing, woman of esteem. one of your best characters

[@muditafeeler8271]

*non-child-rearing (right? I'm only a couple mins in)

[@bug7475]

@@muditafeeler8271shes mother in my heart

[@nicole-vf5mk]

machine girl pfp!!!!

[@Tortoise_girly]

Comedy ASMR is now my favorite

[@methadonetea3250]

💯💯💯😂

[@DiZoSoMom]

Ditto!! (Video pun fully intended, lol)

[@emilydoespainting]

Yup 😂😂😂😂

[@marleythefrenchbulldog4237]

SAME

[@missnewt4697]

I suggest maya winky she is AMAZING

[@princess-from-another-gala1521]

The fact that she is giving genuinely good life advice and thinking points out of pokemons is what makes this perfect 😭😂

[@sakurakitokara5249]

Right!? 😂 I was losing my mind over how genuinely good the advice she was giving is, all from random pokemon she's seeing 💀

[@ant8259]

LMAO FR LIKE WHAT ITS SO GOOD

[@Tinyholly]

What I love about all of these is that youre a genuinely funny comedian that just happens to be doing skits in an asmr format, like if you just did these as non asmr vids they would still slap

[@jennaadsitt5974]

She does on tiktok! They’re hilarious

[@Tinyholly]

@@jennaadsitt5974 oh yea she was one of my fave tiktok ppl before I had to kick myself off of tiktok beacuse i have no self control lol. Her darlene series is so good lol

[@HeavenlyEchoVirus]

Comedian totally but also just a great actress. Like, this psychic is NOT my academic advisor. She’s about to charge me 100$ for a private one card pull reading.

[@candarus_collective]

"And a less enthusiastic hello to the rest of you." Oh, I can already tell this is gonna be good.

[@julesmorgan7616]

whats so funny to me is that this could be a legitimate reading 💀 as someone who's into tarot, this is so close to the real thing its insane

[@forgetful_hq]

i haven’t gotten to the card reading yet but using books in this way to get answers is SUPER common in pagan traditions!! for example in italian folk traditions the bible is often used to ask for answers!!

[@99baking]

Her breaking character when she says "I'm thinking specifically if Ronald Reagan" was incredible

[@bubblesys]

23:30 I WAS DYING

[@Bee..]

23:15 will start just before that line!

[@dekusi1857]

0:00 don't mind me i just need a time stamp to go back to the start after listening to ronald reagan

[@phoeeb_e]

as a spiritual person i really really enjoy this. It gives me an opportunity to laugh at myself because it's not offensive towards the demographic i consider myself to be a part of like so much comedy is. this character is hysterical and relatable and so well rounded, especially considering she's improvised! props to you caroline 💓

[@DOMDOTCOM518]

“ a little mom and mom shop, in the city of Portland” there are so many hilarious lines in this one video I’ve watched it like dozens of times

[@miss_daisy3]

you transition between soft spoken and whispered speech so smoothly. that’s something really hard to nail even for seasoned asmr creators. you really have a natural talent for this!!

[@vannevers]

i didnt realize how difficult this was until i started making my own ASMR. 😅

[@raventree9041]

Please never stop doing these, they’re so creative and relaxing at the same time🩵

[@daminky]

Ah yes the small, Mom & Mom book store of Portland, Women and Women First

[@nosferat-ew]

exactly what I thought of too 😂

[@ANGIEHINA]

You really know your audience, you know exactly what we love about your videos and roll with it perfectly

[@t3ssssss]

roll with it like donphan 18:50 HAHA

[@Eckmannnnnn]

Please never take away the breaking character bits they make my night lol ur so silly 😇

[@smittenkitten1515]

I lost it at "....lead....donut....girl...." You are ASMR comedy gold

[@mack596]

Same 😂😂😂

[@0kieD0kiee]

I was not ready for the perfect pauses between each of the words 😂😂 it’s genuinely relaxing asmr but it’s so funny I can’t fall asleep 😭😂

[@noodeling]

You are about to monopolise a niche market in comedy ASMR. Prepare yourself for great things to come, Caroline. You’re awesome.

[@Vicbailyn]

Girl, you have done it again, constantly raising the bar for all of us and doing it flawlessly

[@wilmaperaoja1663]

as someone currently working at dunking competing for lead donut girl, this was incredibly helpful 💕✨thank you so much for rearing us with ur spirit!

[@Phoenix-the-Poet]

OH! GO FOR IT! :)

[@maplebakin]

I've never found a more specifically me-coded video. I have a pokemon tattoo on the back of my shoulder. I have like 7 tarot decks. I'm both thrilled and a little scared.

[@lunadoom3474]

No Pokémon Tarot cards yet? I’ve seen a few super cute sets on Etsy!

[@ita104]

girl go ahead and share the linkkkkkk ..... haha @@lunadoom3474

[@Kiss_My_Aspergers]

The Clow (I think that's what it's/they're called) from _CardCaptor Sakura_ are like cute anime tarot that are based more in elements and concepts than archetypes per se, but they'd be perfect for a tarot deck. Although I REALLY want to see a _Silent Hill_ tarot deck...

[@xkurokomix]

i love how hard you fought to keep a straight face when talking about how the pokemon cards were kept behind the counter 😂

[@basilstorm9461]

The character break after the Ronald Reagan joke got me from 80% asleep to cackling in an instant

[@toriw535]

The pauses when you are contemplating what say got me weak 🤣

[@JuliaMarieH]

This character is giving major Effie Trinket vibes in the best way! The positive, well-meaning but out of touch persona is so relaxing.

[@ale6028]

The way you said Best Buy absolutely killed me.

[@BannedStories101]

Me knowing each Pokemon before you analyzed them made me cackle at how you could possibly make it insightful and I'm impressed. This is masterful

[@manniquin]

the way you say your 's'es is exquisite. teleported back to high school falling asleep to my teacher's voice

[@grizzlywizzly]

The way you smiled at ditto and dodrio & doduo coming up bc that’s completely perfect for this character 😂

[@angel_rose_paige3920]

Loving this flow of new asmr videos, you’re amazing at this Caroline and your humor is amazing, thanks for the video 💗💗💗

[@ellierathbun2754]

ok why is this such a good reading? & i will be taking your advice into my real life lol

[@silvananivis9867]

She's literally bull shitting us, girl 😭

[@thecrazything95]

Because all tarot readings are super broad and easily generalizable.

[@shannonl5692]

Have been rewatching your videos so often lately because this comedy ASMR is something that I’ve never known I liked. It’s so tingly

[@anglicothemonkey3496]

7:45 "lead.... donut.......... girl 😊" floored me

[@unchained_wings]

I honestly wonder if she makes skits and writes a script or if she just wings it. Either way I love it.

[@khloe3961]

both, these videos are usually improv. impressive ain't it!

[@carolineeasom]

This was entirely improvised!

[@silvananivis9867]

I hope you genuinely enjoy doing these asmr videos and not just for us 😭😭😭

[@carolineeasom]

I’m actually having a blast! I used to be hesitant about other people seeing me as an ASMRtist more than a comedian but now I don’t really care how others classify me or my work. I’ve been watching ASMR for a decade. This community has welcomed me with open arms and I’m honored to be a part of it.

[@silvananivis9867]

@@carolineeasom thank you 💖 you're a breath of fresh air

[@conwilcon967]

@@carolineeasomWe love you !!

[@zestoroni]

"Po-kay-mon" is just *chef's kiss*

[@michaylahanson9854]

You know you’re delulu when the “tarot” reading makes sense 😂

[@PONCHO-]

why was this genuinely good advice. Im sitting here taking notes like shes my therapist.

[@1902_scram]

You are so perfectly suited for and skilled at this niche content it’s actually insane- if you had been born even 50 years earlier this talent would have gone unrealized😵

[@DOMDOTCOM518]

come back to this video all the time like the part about Hariyama and “the next time you are in any type of competition, praise your opponent, see the value in what they do, and recognize that value” has stuck with me like that is such good advice, I think about it all the time it’s so good

[@DaisyMiller-Wells]

we are EATING GOOOOOD THANK U CAROLINE

[@margueritearcon6031]

I grew up around a lot of people who genuinely talk like this, which makes it extra funny and also very familiar and soothing More Crystalline please!

[@s.k.3348]

I expected this to be funny because you are hilarious, but what I did not expect was some actual wisdom from Hariyama.

[@DOMDOTCOM518]

Your ability to improv and to immediately make a strong comedic decision is amazing. You truly have a gift when it comes to comedy like you are hilarious. I love your videos so much

[@maggieechard7277]

This is so conflicting because I want to fall asleep but I also just want to watch the entire video and laugh.

[@chrisglidden1033]

This woman is pure gold. I’ve gotten so bored of regular asmr. But I will watch this almost all of it just bc not only is it relaxing- she is just absolutely hilarious

[@the.asmr.library]

idk why but I’ve been soo into tarot card asmr lately and this is perfectly timed for my bedtime :) love the comedy asmr!

[@peachr384]

lovely video also that shade of purple eye shadow is for sure your color. it is stunning on you 1000%

[@bilbloblep6769]

Never have i ever had any accurate reading but the ditto reading actually hit home for me lmafo.

[@jacobd1984]

I did not expect a pokémon-based humor video (or this character) to contain actual wisdom.

[@jessyl.5154]

I would hate to oscillate my peers 😆 I LOVE these so much. You’re so funny and these videos are genuinely so relaxing too. ❤

[@ihere1227]

Honestly, girl’s spitting some spiritually facts.

[@Robin.Hollinger85]

Love that mom-and-mom bookshop, say hi to Candace for me

[@oliviabb73849]

😂

[@CiciJoye]

May the wisdom of our spirit guide Hariyama lead you to the beloved green pastures of Lead Donut Girl.

[@FrenkTheJoy]

If the Pokemon card game was to become an anime in the same narrative style as YuGiOh, I guarantee some character would have a psychic deck and was a fake psychic who did sort of tarot readings with their deck, and it would be like "Oh I've drawn Crobat, which means what I see in your future is... defeat!" And the Joey character would be like "But Crobat doesn't have feet!"

[@FrenkTheJoy]

I know there's a new Pokemon cartoon that's about the tcg but now I kind of want a more serious tcg anime in the style of the 4Kids YuGiOh dub.

[@enderwalkgang]

Crobat has feet, technically spoink doesn't and is also a psychich type

[@nightsocoolioyep7663]

This is the funniest comment ive ever read as someone who hasnt watched a single minute of the actual show but has seen almost all of yugioh the abridged series. I could absolutely see LittleKuriboh writing this in too

[@hannahpearl4750]

I literally didn’t realize that this was my favorite type of asmr but I’ve watched this video like 10 times over the last two days while working and i feel so calm. Thank you for doing asmr haha

[@naomiratajek535]

These are genuinely so satisfying, never knew I needed a pokemon reading (for entertainment purposes only ofc) but here we are. Much love and please keep these videos up they're hilarious!

[@mopatk4488]

“Mesmerizing.” You’re so good at almost losing it but then recovering and carrying on. That’s not easy, esp. for the length of time of your video. Bravo(a?)!

[@mopatk4488]

OMG and the couch that’s made up into a bed. Fantastic.

[@noraraab2939]

I am mesmerized by the eyeshadow it’s so pretty!!!

[@aub295]

we are being SPOILED with all these videos 😩 tysm caroline you’re so good at what you do

[@theswisswereright]

I have been watching your "southern translation" reels for ages and had no idea you did ASMR. I love that you leave in some of your laughing breakdowns-- "Ronald Reagan" absolutely sent me, as did "Kylie JennAIR." 😂 As much as this was hilarious, it was also the exact sort of thing that causes me tingles, because it's super telegraphed "playing pretend." I'm definitely going to subscribe!

[@laurenj6771]

This is so realistic😂 I love watching tarot card readings to fall asleep to. They just calm me, and make me feel a mix of inspiration and warmth

[@nasiaasmr]

you’re my new favorite ASMRtist😜 i love your roleplays, you’re a natural comedian & actor!

[@acemonkeyd.3749]

I really loved that the first card that was pulled looked like you threw it out of the deck because nothing was falling

[@vannevers]

Def def one of my top fav asmrtists and one of the folks who inspired to me to start making my own. ❤

[@hexingbunny9535]

I couldn’t have been the only one thinking about the Pokémon theme song the entire time right?😂 loved every minute of this once again you give us another masterpiece can’t wait for whatever you come up with next!!💕

[@emilieflagg1715]

I feel so blessed to have discovered you a few days ago, and now I'm hooked on watching your stuff. You're hilarious and unique. I dont want to finish all of your content too fast!!

[@florzinharebi2134]

This is absolutely brilliant! You speak so well, you're funny and smart and creative. Also your whisper is amazing. Everything is just on point🥺🥺🥺

[@Carloegiovanna]

Oh god your characters are always so accurate 😭

[@CallMeRedhead]

You truly have such a natural talent, and wonderful voice, for asmr. I’m not personally partial to comedy asmr but the cadence of your voice is so relaxing it doesn’t really matter lol

[@bogbb]

as soon as I saw ditto, I knew the reading was going to be a banger lmao

[@theatrefreak1995]

I can tell you were a teacher just by the way you held the book up to us lol

[@kitfaced33]

Genuinely relaxing, although "perhaps you are both competing for Lead... Donut... Girl...🙂" made me cackle. This character has my heart!

[@NatPix]

This was hilarious and surprisingly deep. Well done! The Ronald Reagan dig and following chortle made me laugh harder than I have in quite some time.

[@nicole3elizabeth]

These are so incredible. Relaxing and hilarious. Thank you! If you’re taking requests, I’d love a video of the makeup artist who is good at math in her own way ❤

[@jackrussel999]

This voice cadence and tone is so nice and accurate but also so good for asmr, love it!

[@MistyBlueLights]

Comedy ASMR is by far my favorite type of ASMR

[@akaThundercat]

“You should seek that which is clear. Like water.”

[@RIBB0T]

This is unironically the best reading I've ever seen... Big Pokémon fan 😅

[@TelinaASMR]

I’m obsessed with your vids 🤣 I keep falling asleep to them ahhaha

[@PeppaTeaPig]

The characters you create are just fantastic. All so different and creative and you always put your whole heart into them ❤

[@lexwilkerson8656]

I absolutely love your ASMR videos. The acting is so top tier and the scripts are more hilarious than most hollywood films. She is writer, creative director, actress, QUEEN. I can't get enough! ❤👑

[@Hikaru1197]

I have a lot of sensory problemas, specially with noise, so I always wish that everything could have an “asmr setting”, like the same videos you always see but asmr lol. So when I discovered tour channel I was so happy!! Bc I love comedy but sometimes it’s just too noisy for me. Thank you for this channel!

[@LJA9328]

I feel the same way! I would love to to find ASMR with the person only speaking, with no tapping or other noises that startle me right out of sleep

[@akaThundercat]

Please make so many more of these; both the comedy asmr in general and specifically this exact character and format like girl every time you broke or almost broke I was right there with you. Love your work! (Also please do more of the match maker and the Collective Organism Non-Cult Cult Propaganda I am obsessed)

[@siddyx111]

The intro was so funny to me and it seems like such a niche thing but it was so real to actual asmr videos looool

[@prettyhelpful7369]

I'm very spiritual, like tarot and oracle cards, and guides. And Pokémon. This is hilarious and still relaxing, thank you 😂

[@kaylaslovely_]

“A little mom & mom shop in the city of Portland.” 💕😭

[@rockonleslie]

The shuffling took me out lol

[@maialencombs2283]

Throwing in the fact that you got the book in a bookstore in Portland really made this video for me. I’m from Portland I feel like I’ve met this person before

[@marysanders191]

“Mom and mom shop” kills me

[@margaretfk]

The makeup is always so spot on

[@sydewolf]

Love this! I’ve followed you on TikTok forever and just found your KZbin recently and it’s great! Also what eyeshadow are you wearing ???! it is beautiful!!

[@CaffeineCox]

I Love Pokemon so this made my day. I love your comedy ASMR and you're super good at b/s-ing meaning to the point where even I believe it and now have a new respect for Hariyama who I previously didn't like. The book you got is a generation behind which is why most (none? Idk I fell asleep lmao) of the cards weren't in there. Please keep doing stuff like this!

[@kalindastrome2182]

‘Mom and mom bookshop in Portland Oregon’ simply sent me

[@enolagardens]

i loved your original fake tarot segment with the crinkles, i hope you add crinkles somehow in another video someday! you're one of my favorite asmrtists right now😂

[@goobier]

LMFOAOO this impression is so accurate but im also so relaxed 😭😩 you’re amazing at these!

[@afangirlaholic]

Nothing gives me a stronger burst of serotonin than seeing a new Caroline roleplay

[@angelabrummett3695]

The “Best BUY” is so funny to me

[@jmcphail19]

The way I'm binging your videos this week is truly unhealthy, and yet curing all my ailments

[@Diinonugettss]

This is the best asmr video ever im begging fir a part 2 of this!!

[@marazhe9884]

This video is perfection but also needs more comments on how good the eyeshadow is