[ASMR] SCP-3008: "A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA" - A Binaural SCP Reading

[@VivisSymphony]

Somewhere in that Ikea is a rambo just murdering the staff

[@mish2483]

Somewhere there’s gotta be a Karen yelling at them and they’re too scared to respond

[@nobbybobby9598]

Mish 24 Yelling for the manager

[@sauviel6296]

@@nobbybobby9598 but it turns out shes the manager. Now she yells at herself, it just bother me... ive been here for 6 months, i dont think i can handle an insane woman yelling every fucking day, for 3 months now. Im fucking sick of it and every thought that goes to my head is just me slitting the shit out of her fucking throat. I cant fucking wait, i will fucking do it. Shes yelling at herself right now, shes facing away from me, i have the chance.

[@aydinowen8290]

you all probably dont care but does anyone know a way to get back into an Instagram account? I was dumb forgot the account password. I would appreciate any tips you can offer me!

[@chriswillis4153]

I think he was at Walmart recently...

[@merunamakesasmr8535]

I always knew there was something spooky about Ikea. The meatballs are too darn good for a mere furniture store...

[@thekillerflipflop]

Lady Of Tides meatballs?

[@merunamakesasmr8535]

killerflipflop the Swedish Meatballs that they sell in the food court! Super tasty!

[@faetalfaerie]

killerflipflop swedish meatballs, made from the bodies of the customers that shop at ikea.

[@TheAcer1981]

Horse meat

[@reflex3843]

They're called "Köttbular". And they are awesome!

[@Tubeytime]

Y'know, falling asleep with my tv on autoplay and then waking up to this picture isn't the most positive experience I've ever had.

[@spamreciever4208]

TekaiGuy I work in a warehouse that looks like that. Some of the isles are creepy as fuck, tbh.

[@imdfoley3930]

Yeah I know what you mean, seeing a picture of all those scan codes that need scanning sends shivers down my spine

[@spamreciever4208]

IllMOUNT N DO I do Replenishment, I just see a lot of slow-ass box pulling and tape cutting I need to do.

[@mr_titty_wiggles1516]

@@imdfoley3930 Are u an infinite IKEA staff

[@imdfoley3930]

SJ999 5 the store is closed now, you will need to leave

[@TheEpicAlphaWolf]

My last trip to IKEA wasn't too different from this, save for the somewhat friendly staff.

[@tadpolegaming4510]

Splendent Lykos ikr, some of these scp's have some great humor behind them

[@silent_stalker3687]

I tried to buy a book they used as a proof got into a argument about it. It was a French book- hardly read it but I do have a dictionary source for he book and figured I’d try to read it. They wouldn’t let me buy the book, said ‘it was just gibberish’ and yet I managed to translate a few weirds online using it and it was listed under a real author. Never felt so offended and insulted in years, the staff member was condescending about my speech impediment.

[@APPLE-kg2nl]

I love how he finds meatballs in a haunted Sweedish owned company

[@chickadeedlle]

im so (scp)3008, you're so 2000 late

[@LunarCryptid123]

I got that boom boom boom that boom boom boom that boom boom,boom boom boom

[@kropotkinnie]

@@LunarCryptid123 i got that [redacted]

[@trainedkirbylife]

godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and frickin' died

[@spicysmooth2]

I enjoy the types of stories that can come out of the SCP universe

[@ultrafaroecunt6014]

Have you ever taken a look at the GOC's casefiles or The Wanderer's Library?

[@spamreciever4208]

There's a good scp that has an almost radio play quality to it. I forget the number, but it's a cave that leads to a parallel dimension. Good read.

[@pultofcat8615]

This is uncanny, I was just at IKEA not even an hour ago

[@ftyrant39]

Even the spoopy disfigured staff?

[@pinkquartz3404]

Omg, how'd you get out?

[@janesmith699]

He was just lucky and avoided the rift. Or they finally figured out how to build a WiFi thing in there lol.

[@exec_tioner]

I genuinely never been to an ikea because there are no ikea near where i live

[@ptero93]

Dude imagine a tv show based on this It’d be like the walking dead but in ikea I think that’d be ducking awesome

[@trainedkirbylife]

~MC runs towards the exit slips on a meatball gets up then the exit is gone..~ MC:Oh no... 3008-1:THE STORE IS CLOSED PLEASE EXIT THE BUILDING MC crying dramatically:I-I C-can't ~Scene cuts over~

[@Syrange13]

Check out confinement by lord bung, it's really good and there is an infinite IKEA episode

[@Joostmhw]

You spelled “Fucking” wrong

[@ptero93]

@@Joostmhw autocorrect

[@bigbutterjr5631]

There’s a Roblox game

[@jillcipher]

Please do more of these Matt! I keep coming back to this video because I love it so much and n e e d more

[@MattasticASMR]

I'm glad you like it! I'll probably do more some day. :)

[@jillcipher]

Good to hear! You really could make a whole series out of these videos with how freaking many SCPs there are!

[@austinwitham109]

I'm ready for more! Whether it be SCP or just another creepypasta I look forward to it. Also any Lovecraft you care to read for us. For some reason, and especially with your voice(s), horror melds incredibly well with ASMR.

[@wastemore4043]

Jill Cipher ewww why do you have a gay profile pic

[@saintxendahlia]

Oooo you should definitely do more SCPs this is amazing

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks! Maybe one day!

[@nickwillard6705]

I REALLY like this. I'd super appreciate it if you could do more of these scp readings.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks, Nick!

[@Sp1derFingers]

nick willard yes please

[@bootybandit6600]

scary, yet relaxing. still think the factory is the most unnerving and disturbing scp.

[@user-du8vj9xb3o]

I think it's site-13

[@corporatecommander4066]

Nah, definitely when day breaks

[@fearthemustang]

My favourite asmrtist doing my favourite SCP?

[@MattasticASMR]

:D

[@fearthemustang]

ASMattR ASMR UPDATE: Been trying to watch this for a week, keep falling asleep. Almost like the guy trapped in Ikea can’t get out.

[@carlorobles7379]

Never going to ikea again

[@lal0thegreat270]

I’ve been waiting for you to do SCP readings Matt, I love you 🤰🏾

[@masterchief4030]

LAL0 THE GREAT my nigga pregnant

[@hhardtt]

@@masterchief4030 lmaoo

[@donnienarcos799]

Man this was a great story. When he started talking about how maybe everyone was from different dimensions and that’s why no ones noticed thousands of people have gone missing. Like that girl who’d never heard of the Statue of Liberty. My mind was blown!

[@mistresspasta620]

omg yay, god its been ages since i played scp containment breech or read from the wiki, awesome video XD

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@daanasmr]

I've listened to this every night since it was uploaded and I still haven't heard how it ends. Thanks for helping me sleep, Matt!

[@MattasticASMR]

You're welcome!

[@xxbrixx2049]

You do the BEST! Creepy pasta readings man. Same with character impersonation role plays (: keep up the awesome work.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you very much!

[@ConzerzOfficial]

I've probably listened to this whole thing 5 times, and always fall asleep randomly, i dont know why i like it so much, i guess the concept and the voice is the perfect mix

[@MattasticASMR]

I’m glad you like it!

[@crankydankymemer1783]

SCP: Spooky Cat People

[@kernelsanders7526]

Secure. Contain. Poop.

[@exec_tioner]

Scopophobia. Canteen. PlagueDoctor 096 109 049

[@ExtraD0G]

Omg 2 things that I love coming together!

[@tadhgstones5529]

This was amazing please do more!!!!!

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@rozeywings1380]

This HAS to be one of my favorite SCPs

[@0a51s]

I fell asleep listening to this and someone woke me up to ask if I needed a color swatch. am hiding in a "brimnes" closet right now but I wish I had something to eat

[@aesth1cc]

Please do more of these! It wasn’t that of a scary story, but you get really immersed and it’s kinda thrilling too.

[@MattasticASMR]

I'm glad you liked it!

[@wiseguyfred4917]

One of my favorite SCP's! You should read more! :D

[@MattasticASMR]

I'm glad you like it!

[@reflex3843]

I agree! And it is one of my favourites too.

[@shawnsanders956]

OMG matt pls make more SCP readings!! i had such a great time with my friends, we all listened to this in our car while headed home from IKEA. best weekend ever!

[@MattasticASMR]

I'm glad you liked it!

[@sammitchell4495]

This was awesome! Please do more of these, Matt. Even though I get creeped out, I still managed to fall asleep beautifully.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@zinmomo7192]

I know this is 3 years old, but I really enjoyed the way you read it :) helped me get through my HW. This SCP is so cool, I wish I could visit it lololol would be so surreal

[@redandbluesuit]

Hey Matt, really loving your stuff. Been a big fan for a while now, and am always looking forward to your new videos! Thank you for taking the time and effort

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you very much!

[@thunderousavenger7437]

Here have a heart

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@AklepEtan]

This SCP was always so funny to me. And idk why

[@sleepbound1129]

Not going into an IKEA anymore after this😂

[@asouthwood01]

more SCP's man. This could be a awesome mini series.

[@HyperformA1]

SCP 000 "ASMattR": Object class: Safe// A being that which runs a KZbin channel called ASMattR, also known as Matt. Subject produces autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) content in consistent time intervals. When a civilian (hereafter mentioned as SCP 0001-2) feels a sense of relaxation and generally have a better night's rest and often awake with a greater sense of clarity. Subject is exceptionally kind and polite to supportive viewers and simply ignores any negative comments on the videos posted. SCP 0001's origin is unknown, the items ability to generate relaxation "tingles" is otherworldly, and therefore the foundation is led to believe this SCP is of another world or dimension. When SCP 0001 Is asked questions regarding it's origins it simply stops speaking. //END LOG.

[@dumpc]

Always a pleasure, Matt. Thanks dude!

[@MattasticASMR]

You're welcome!

[@susboigaming1982]

Please do more of these. I love SCPs.

[@UrsaJeager]

SCP readings are absolutely captivating

[@JukeboxJack055]

This was absolutely amazing. We need more of that!!

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@scottwells8064]

Just discovered this channel a few weeks ago. I love ASMR and SCP entries, so I'll be getting a lot of mileage out of these videos.

[@deuce4931]

bruh this is my favorite scp now

[@ahkando]

I didn't know what scp was so I assumed it ment scary creepy pasta Couldn't be more incorrect xD

[@Rxdiate_]

Ahkando that’s honestly what I thought it was aswell! Had to have a google 😂

[@pubjubz]

Some people say that it means Special Containment Procedures instead of Secure. Contain. Protect., and that that’s just a slogan or something... I dunno though

[@chip6933]

Hills_ong not all of them

[@callumandthegreatadventure3402]

Some say scp is real just if your wondering I wouldn't doubt it with the shit I've seen

[@bryanbarcelo5440]

@@callumandthegreatadventure3402 i don't doubt that *some* of the SCPs are based on possibly real things, but about 99% must be completely made up.

[@Josh-eh9vv]

The fact that i love SCP foundation and love ASMR's and then found this, what a masterpiece

[@yassinedrissi456]

How is this not a movie?

[@CrossTrash]

Because internet.

[@Ag_33]

The Creative Commons license or whatever it is that the SCP Foundation wiki has. A movie would destroy the site because then the anomalies in the movie would no longer be free for everyone. They’d be copyrighted.

[@ultrafaroecunt6014]

Watch Confinement, it's a great spin on the entries. Animated by a great lad named LordBung.

[@esspertguy6766]

Yassine Drissi because memes

[@ouro-boros-808]

Yassine Drissi agreed

[@dutchvanderlinde248]

Holy shit. I feel for that guy I really do.

[@ASRGRetro]

Best stuff you do is these scp readings

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@marginaakin408]

I just realized that I fell asleep to this. And I learned about it! Great job!👍

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@mumbus1180]

you should do more of these

[@MattasticASMR]

Maybe one day!

[@IvanSN]

ASMattR ASMR Maybe more than one day? :)

[@anotheran0n254]

i really hope you do more of these scp readings, they are so interesting and unique! esp with the asmr twist

[@w0rmg0rl]

This was great, Matt! :D I hope you'll be inspired to read some more SCPs sometime!

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you! Maybe one day!

[@nemzino]

I'm new to this SCP thing, I really like it!

[@gabbermouth7036]

Wow, the panning with the soft spoken going to whispers is an absolute tingle fest.

[@ev3rst0rm]

Came for the whispers, stayed for the story.

[@RageTheEpic]

SCP ASMR? Everytime I think you have hit the pinnacle of awesome you somehow find ways to climb ever higher!

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@jasontreit]

So weird, I just followed a link to the SCP wiki this morning and was browsing through it for the first time.

[@SmemesYT]

This was a really interesting one! Really liked it!

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@Bunny501]

This is great. Very engaging and relaxing at the same time. You definitely should read more of these.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you! I'm planning on doing more. :)

[@cassandra3459]

More of these please! Your storytelling is fantastic!

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@onee-chanishere7741]

I wish someone would make a full-blown book out of this. I really want to know how the others ended up :(

[@stacekristina1240]

Onee-chan is here it’s not the same but u should check out Horrorstör by Gary Hendrix !

[@chasehanvold1955]

Absolutely loved this one.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@chasehanvold1955]

ASMattR ASMR it seems like this one has more of a story than just information than most SCP’s, and I get incredibly immersed when read by you. I thank you as well :)

[@MegaMegola]

I love your videos! Thank you for all of the great content that you make!

[@MattasticASMR]

You're welcome!

[@Orion-gw7kg]

Terrified to enter an IKEA again. 10/10

[@GearWorks]

Wow, this was great! A fantastic read.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@ziepex7009]

I went to IKEA today... and saw these isles...

[@EvatronX]

this just sounds more and more like quake 1.

[@remiv1554]

Hey, Matt, awesome video as usual! I’m curious, do you watch The Volgun at all? His KZbin channel is all about SCP entry readings and the like. You may like it if you don’t already know about. Thanks for the great content!

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you! I'm not familiar with The Volgun, but I'm glad you liked the video!

[@hyakin7818]

Just ask the staff where the hotdog stand is Easy exit

[@brenbo_TM]

By far my favorite scp

[@michaelsprague598]

Please, more of this Matt. You cannot believe how happy this made me. Look up the Volgun, he’s got a lot of great videos you may like.

[@MattasticASMR]

I'm glad you liked it!

[@delaart8519]

I would love more of these Scp entries

[@Iced_Out_Dumptruck]

Forbidden maze runner

[@ebgamer29]

Oh yeah! Please do more SCPs! 294 is my favorite!

[@Leglessolas]

Hey mate. Love these SCP readings. Please do more

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you! I'd like to!

[@mancat4840]

Should do more of these, relaxing and informative

[@MattasticASMR]

I'm glad you liked it!

[@jround1989]

The 3d audio is really good

[@joeschmo4966]

I wish the guy that wrote his experiences in the IKEA didn't die. I would have read his autobiography.

[@gordonfreeman5885]

oh yes SCP reading!

[@NightxFallz]

That dark shadow makes me feel like something is gonna pop out 😨 Btw ! Love your voice .. so deep and relaxing 😙❤

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@surthing6711]

Xyan11 well there is actually a siluette of a man when ypu look long enough.Kinda pops out

[@LaughALittleWithIvon]

I listened to this last night and woke up to 3 large scratches on my forehead. Freaking IKEA workers... 😭

[@beevers93]

Omg yes! More SCP please!

[@tranquiljoe7816]

Thanks Matt, I’m never going to Ikea again I’m not going to look at it the same again. 😭

[@tommyb-bear6958]

Please do more, its so interesting

[@somerandomgamer8504]

Still one of my favourites~

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@KongFangxiong00]

oh my god please do more asmr about scp! it is sooooo amazing!

[@alexb8433]

This was great! Please do more!

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@harrisonrothacher2250]

Cool. I’m now terrified of IKEAs

[@iconoryan]

Oh my goodness, please do more SCP readings!

[@MattasticASMR]

Maybe one day!

[@masterchef6455]

Love these

[@han-8633]

Can you please read a whole story with your whispering voice only? I get so many tingles from it and i only sleep while listening to it 🌟

[@rivkatalica9656]

I was waiting for something like this! Please can you read more scp??

[@matteblack8971]

Please please more of these :D I love it

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks, Austin!

[@aubreyanderson4863]

THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@MattasticASMR]

You're welcome!

[@ohitsthatguy1]

I have played too many idea/collecting games, bc all I could think about doing is capitalize on the furniture by going in, breaking opening a wall and raiding as much shit from the inside as possible-

[@eic0rdless642]

*excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building* the most stressful but calming messages I have ever heard

[@RealMooMan]

I really wanna know more about this world of ikea

[@funnynickline]

This is a better ASMattr',,, 👂👍👍👂

[@That1Historian]

The man that wrote the entry most likely was the man that ended up escaping the IKEA except he got killed by a staff member as soon as he got out thus causing a containment breach but the MTF took him down. I wonder how the hell he did that

[@ASMRLo-fii]

You’re awesome! 💙💙

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!