ASMR | Shady Back Alley Tingle Dealer Roleplay | ILLEGAL ASMR

[@blockbusterng]

My balance after this video: +$500 (budget) -$100 (water jar) -$200 (wood) -$0 (scratcher) -$200 & I owe him (PRESS pass) -$25 (sabers) -$20 (scissors) -$25 (horn) -$25 (mortar and pestle) -$25 (silly string) ------------------------------------- Total: -$120 & I owe him What a steal!!

[@ItsJustSeb]

Thanks for doing the math because I'm super stupid when Im tired.

[@O-N_b_gaming]

​@ItsJustSeb are you tired all the time?

[@Noitssnotme]

@@O-N_b_gamingdam, who hurt you.

[@belc7882]

​@@O-N_b_gaming dammmmmmmmm💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️ who did u dirty👺👺👺👺

[@ryeansokyo]

the water jar was only 5$ i thought.

[@NoNamex1412]

0:45 that 90 degree bend is crazy

[@sushi7987]

it made me laugh so hard😭

[@Colt3.1]

@@sushi7987me too😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@ItsJustSeb]

Genuinely so surprised he didn’t slam his head into a real wall behind his greenscreen lol

[@ImNoBaller1]

thats a 0 degree angle......

[@UrAvrGamerPhemeboy45sa]

Yo got drugs for me

[@oozian_]

Watching ryan's descent into a crime ring was an adventure.

[@messymooshroom3194]

The Ryanverse

[@aquelecarala158]

Next video : ASMRtist Mafia boss hunts you down

[@rococoblue]

😂

[@Carter17Hello]

Glazing 😼

[@RealWheezerTF2]

@@Carter17HelloI know you have a criminal record

[@PlasmatixYT]

9:17 rare ASMR Ryan f-bomb

[@EverettBrey]

"Unless your a child AW FFff" had me dieing

[@nathanhaines8082]

I heard it to

[@Coolguyslays_24-i7b]

Water 3:57 Earth 5:50 Fire 8:29 Air 19:11

[@Waffles-55]

(earth is like dirt and rocks btw, wood would be more water bending because they can bend the water inside the tree to make it move.)

[@organsorgansorgansorgans]

but then the fire nation attacked

[@AidanRonschke]

Ryan struggling putting his gloves on XD 3:22

[@nathanielclark4644]

Every video with gloves 😂

[@dr_goofy]

Just like oj (orange juice)

[@MasterMike_]

​@@dr_goofy orange juice huh?🤨

[@Fabrissable]

@@dr_goofy They dont fit

[@dr_goofy]

@@Fabrissable you musta quit

[@Legitlegend2435]

You really deserve a much larger fan base, you seem to revolutionise roleplaying asmr every day. Your ideas are just so original and out of the blue but not just that they are so entertaining, you have a brilliant sense of humour. Please keep the content up 🙌🏻❤

[@gisellesinclair6811]

Agree and you have a great sounding whispering voice

[@unknown-pr2ju]

This idea isn't original but yes in general he is very original.

[@PambazoQuemado]

15:20 Tingles so good they bend reality

[@Void69814]

True

[@SeprexOG]

fr

[@RC2214]

I always find you hilarious, not even just for ASMR but the dialogue and the wit and humor. A chuckle and a smile. thats what your videos bring 🙂

[@Therealsigmagang]

You got weed

[@speedyspeed8178]

Bro what?

[@idiot-gi3ky]

Bro went straight to the point

[@drakenkun2217]

Dawg what 😭🙏

[@TributesCarlson-im4be]

🤨 What😂

[@margadmunkhtuguldur4240]

Yes

[@Beyond-does-stuff]

No one else gonna talk about "I got wood" 😂

[@lindathetford3776]

😂😂😂

[@crimsoncraze5783]

wrd

[@aj_2waveyy749]

No diddy😂

[@RileyGames2012]

Bros packing😏

[@satisfactorysundays7478]

I was looking for this comment😂😭

[@NoahThatcher-tl2ie]

This is the fastest I've ever been to a video from Ryan

[@nutella_police]

Same bro

[@MaxPeng-wf5lc]

omfg sameee

[@gmb2006]

Same 😂

[@randomperson4327]

Same here

[@gilbowilbo]

Same!! 😂

[@Wizaru_the_Grande]

I love Ryan’s videos! His roleplay is amazing and he always manages to get me some sleep!❤

[@Shield954]

Not even 46 seconds in and I'm already wheezing 💀

[@DerAusserEgge]

I loved his old tingle dealer vids glad theyre back

[@Wertyber]

Terry the Tingle Dealer has really soften up over the years

[@JamesParkOfficial]

Real

[@jackprice1376]

bro dropped a nice F bomb 9:15💀💀💀

[@Enxiviy]

fr

[@oliverearnest7081]

“Unless your a child- ow fuck-…”

[@ZoraCatone]

Ok so I'm not the only one who heard it.

[@SammyHammy2009]

⁠@@ZoraCatonelol

[@CocoCoco-d2r]

I am so happy when is see that you posted a new video and get so excited to goo to bed. 🛏️ Thx so much you are the best asmrest ever 🎉

[@BsxytdcutfvHfdfggdfgvghj]

Yes

[@raidenshogyn1y]

The back scratcher was so relaxing omgg you should totally make a video with just that tingle:3

[@Valid909]

You are seriously one of the most creative asmrtist. Especially when it comes to your roleplays you are THE goat 🐐

[@sourlemonpills5640]

Illegal Asmr is one of my favorites! The soft spoken whisper + random triggers😊

[@justpat5076]

The mouth sounds at 15:25 are so relaxing. Idk how he can even do them that fast

[@Bigbushypu]

He has practice from licking on my stick

[@Sydney-Casket-Base]

Thank you for this nice lil video. You’re one of my favourite ASMRtists

[@averysaad1086]

The freakin names for everything is killing me. The Scratchy Datchy? Brilliant. Wambo Dambos? Insane. SLEEPY DEEPIES?!

[@aydenplayzgames7881]

Petition for Ryan to bring terry back!

[@NFZ75]

20:24 that 4th wall break is crazy

[@linda_srndn]

"you're looking for tingles? disgusting." 😂

[@Rand0m_9uy]

5:50 uuuhhhh ok good for you?😂

[@nefn3t]

We need a roleplay that the fbi or police bust in to the tingle supplies

[@OllieEgan-zy9rj]

Or are the FBI and we bust in but we're corrupt so we use all the tingles infront of him

[@nefn3t]

@@OllieEgan-zy9rjyea maybe

[@neurospicyrainbow]

The writing in these is top notch. ❤ well done man

[@mynameisastro]

I kid u not ive watched every single one of this guys vids and this one is like the oddball i love it so much

[@theglitchygamingking]

Whenever I can't sleep i just put on an asmr Ryan video.

[@cheesus7672]

Please make a horror genre video with "Terry the Tingler" torturing us with the most brutal tingles

[@Mrarsonist-ov2wc]

Yes

[@ephemeraltides5589]

The acting is always superb ✨

[@youngbryYoboyy]

The "quiet" got me😂

[@gisellesinclair6811]

Love your role plays. If you don’t mind some ideas for topics - doctor who handles criminal patients, picking glass out of the face, digging out bullet wounds - spaceport traffic controller - in rocket getting ready for takeoff

[@lotion7410]

You make the most creative asmr videos fr

[@Librarian-by9zd]

12:36 STOP ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE J-LO SLANDER? LITERALLY LOVE U ❤❤

[@primalboi96]

0:45 love how he tried to dodge my line of sight like a bullet 😂

[@Deakin_Playz]

Ahh Yes.Something To Fall Asleep To After Going To See Spider-Man 2 (In theaters) And Coming Back At 10:31Am

[@AlsoFreakyyGodzilla]

Hey ryan just wanted to let you know that the video is amazing (as usual) and i have 1 advice: whenever you make any "illeagal" video please use a night themed background as it matches the theme of the video. One love G❤

[@LisaDonnel-h5i]

Great video Ryan

[@Jay-u3e5f]

He has added 3 hours of sleep now i have 3 hours of sleep a night

[@Vortex_inc.]

ur tingel dealer vids are the best, this gonne be great.

[@RedTribune2]

Bro gave me tingles in 4 different languages

[@neolithic3]

I have that exact same back scratcher!

[@Ichigo_nnh]

A family member of mine has that same back scratcher too!

[@davidkohl6803]

One of your best videos recently. Hillarious!

[@kittywhiskers996]

Excellent thumbnail! ✨🌟✨

[@cartercamp5353]

Love the videos Ryan keep up the good work

[@AddisonBeam]

0:48 that 360 no scope

[@lilmonster626]

bro i need a full vid of the back scratcher. that would be fire 🔥

[@R3TR0_ST1LL]

Ayo we got a agent smith here at 0:46 😂

[@awesomelolas4421]

I feel like this is the terry the tingle dealers origin story

[@ThorinMation_6]

NO the betrayal at the. End! 26:42

[@Bayonetta661]

YAYY NEW VIDEO

[@dasmarinasshort6716]

I love how he does the steven he duck at the beginning.

[@kypon.]

9:12 first time hearing Ryan swear, and it's the funniest thing ever

[@c.harlotte]

Never seen a man so excited about a slice of cold pizza 😂 thanks for another video Ryan

[@PlutoEatsSand]

Your profile pic is very disturbing to me

[@Uhsvsjsueu]

He should make a full series on this

[@MichelleIbarraMHAEdD]

Oatmeal for the dog 😂😂😂😂

[@sarcrose]

Very fun one 😊

[@privatnoprivatno3298]

Let's go Terry the goat is back

[@TheActualLays_Chips]

One hour gang 👇🏽

[@Gabyhernandez-qn8to]

Wsg

[@Fishingfun7482]

Wsp

[@Kat_18933]

Im in!

[@yoochewb]

the scissors part had me so worried for his safety ngl.

[@Bmcd3565]

i think its safe to say that the tingle dealer is back and selling you more illegal tingles🤣

[@RileyGames2012]

3:50 bros hands look like the grinches

[@deraichekatelyn]

Ryan dodged under I'm here laughing at this good solid 20 mins 🤣 keep up the good work ryan

[@liarey1112]

never skip a ryan video

[@natecasale4856]

9:18 bro couldn’t stop himself

[@VincentDaylong]

He wasn't lying. That big nice wood really is good.

[@Justadude91210]

Love your asmr game

[@Lil-cute-snake]

Your first sub

[@XxcloudzxX9889]

UNDERATED ASMR IST RIGHT HERE

[@I14Realok]

Charisma town ❤😂

[@jaypillacela9829]

This is jst what I needed man !

[@fanpiresam482]

This feels like Blackmarket Blues Clues and I love it. 😅😆

[@Settidoesart]

“ FREEZE! TINGLE POLICE!”👮‍♂️

[@LoganBell-o8s]

I love your videos ryan

[@CatExodus]

I love all the wood jokes it’s hilarious

[@PolarRiot]

Made another banger🔥

[@JordenAndrews-m9g]

9:16 Ryan drops the f bomb

[@GoofySillyGuy]

why does every asmr video begin with the person not noticing you and then being surprised to see you

[@Lithilic]

That was some really good intentionally bad acting. There's definitely an art to the delivery.

[@LucasFranko82]

The little pink monster behind him is a graffiti painting in Chicago, I only know that because I went last summer

[@ilovedogs1179]

I love your videos!!!!!!!

[@yeonskylarbarf]

watching this as my plug is 2 weeks late and ghosting me abt my order 😭

[@conniemiller4267]

Hey Ryan love the video👍

[@One_moreshort]

7:39 woody bfdi

[@Normalbedrock]

Bfdi fanboy💀😊

[@One_moreshort]

@ ok

[@randalhall5201]

The shade to J-Lo was wild

[@bautistafernandez723]

Hollywood is really missing a main character for a movie

[@AesonDonel]

Man why did he say that bro 9:17

[@Deegans-k8t]

Ironically I was eating cold pizza while watching this

[@evanhickey3087]

It’s crazy that ASMR is so good that the government had to exterminate it 😢

[@Mrpopcornal]

Under 48 hours gang 👇

[@kamilove8308]

Watching this while going into labor

[@DinoDNA143]

Nice work 😊

[@Antherlol]

"its not sharp, so you cant hurt yourself." *5 seconds later.* "ow fu-"

[@CHEESEYT-g6p]

Drugs ❎ Tingles ✅

[@The_real_CreatorSky]

Under 24 hours gang

[@ThomasCollin-z7k]

the entire video whenever Ryan said a price i said i might be able to afford it because im smart and didnt want him to rais his prices, low and behold, thats exactly what hapened

[@keolanbarnes8140]

Bro got slapped through the phone 😭 0:47