ASMR | The STRICTEST TSA Agent in the World | Airport Roleplay

STOP RIGHT THERE! Random TSA Check! Well well well well well well well, looks like it's my favorite little passenger! This time we have a 0 tolerance policy so let's dive right in! DON'T FORGET TO SMILE!
Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro
02:55 - Toiletries
05:25 - Electronics
07:15 - Piñata
08:28 - Tokyo Disney Shirt
09:15 - Disneyland Mister Fan
10:21 - Almond Milk
11:20 - Selfie Stick
13:00 - Tokyo Jigsaw Puzzle
14:00 - Invisible Man
15:10 - Disguise Kit
16:15 - Japanese Gum
18:30 - Mini Money
19:50 - Special Badge
20:27 - Silly String
21:15 - Squishy Brain
22:15 - Review of Items
23:25 - PUNISHMENT
23:55 - Outro
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[@Skypiacore1]

Not the hooters card😭

[@user-sg7qq6xn8z]

fr fr got me dying

[@Hampteisus]

That got no cranking lol 😂

[@Lezion283]

That had me dead 😂🤣😂🤣

[@suvomondal3367]

What is hooter?!

[@pewuss567]

​@@suvomondal3367hooters is a restaurant where the waitresses are underdressed and hot

[@Greyn9999]

bro really threw out that kid’s inhaler

[@nd6274]

no vapes allowed haha

[@RonaldTrumpOfficial]

@@nd6274Yeah. The withdrawals they get are crazy.

[@NoLifeWood]

@@RonaldTrumpOfficialThey act like they’re dying or something. “I can’t breathe” 😂

[@indigoguy12]

Bro just stated what he said 3 seconds ago

[@slooply5816]

@@NoLifeWoodwhat drama queens 😤😤 like, save some attention for the rest of us

[@allnamesweretaken.]

These just hit diffrent when your zoned out cause your so tired

[@kopyae2907]

True

[@CarmenEvilEdits]

“No…no…bad passenger!” Passenger: …🐕

[@OscarSlone10]

Haha

[@_JT_]

You know he's good at playing these characters when they actually annoy you

[@zachtheparkourboss67]

The hooters card is insane

[@TheOriginalOne633]

I knew flying spirit was a bad idea 😞

[@TotallyNormal347]

Lmaoooo

[@dgtvr.]

Nooo

[@clanghst2102]

I Imagine he is just a criminal disguised as a TSA agent and is just taking our stuff 😂😂

[@Donaldotrumpet]

So what if I have an extremely hazardous eldritch being of pure chaos that does nothing but evil inside of my bag? I can't have fun anywhere, man.

[@kingdragon4114]

Your name is the joke that made me a trumpet player

[@Amyjwashere]

I had a friend who was TSA you definitely remind me of him lmao. once my expensive makeup palette almost didn’t make it on the airplane I was so nervous

[@user-bl7ib7mv8j]

Who asked

[@felisite333]

​@@user-bl7ib7mv8ji asked

[@TheMusical-Chicken]

@@user-bl7ib7mv8jWho asked for you to exist.

[@THE_STORM_THATS_APPROCHING]

​@@user-bl7ib7mv8j I did

[@trimidsmod6391]

​@@user-bl7ib7mv8jme

[@Gary_Meow]

Being a TSA Agent sounds awesome especially the fancy card you get with it 👍

[@user-bl7ib7mv8j]

21:46. that is my brain 🧠 I have been trying to find it for years

[@Raoul.]

Who asked?

[@SuperBubbles24]

POV: your a poc arriving at the airport

[@bigpreggogurl]

💀

[@icyfrxst]

What's a POC?

[@SuperBubbles24]

@@icyfrxst person of colour

[@roses4641]

So real

[@icyfrxst]

@@SuperBubbles24 oh.. 💀

[@GreyFoxGaming.]

I haven’t watched this yet but I already know this is going to be hilarious as well as relaxing! Thank you Ryan 😊

[@Leoluca_Randisi]

Awesome video Ryan you play the part of a TSA Officer really well! Next time I am going through security at the airport I'm gonna have a little chuckle 🤭 thinking about this! Thank you so much Ryan for a very relaxing video! 😊💜

[@Henry-jb9wf]

I just got back from France and this is the most relatable video ever ❤❤😂

[@ceeb3]

Using this to mentally prepare for my trip in a couple days 😂

[@Shield954]

Another HILARIOUS roleplay 😂

[@ASMRBYAverryYoung]

This was amazing ❤🎉❤ the tingles coming from this is good 😌

[@abbyeyeball6277]

That's poisonous. I can already feel the effects. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mrgoatluckygamer]

Love ur vids man keep it up! How are you not at 1 mil subs ur a pro!

[@user-qn5ql7fr6f]

nice video at 00.00 in Germany

[@saladtosalty]

Love these videos man keep it up

[@treyhutchison1715]

these are my favorite keep it up Ryan!!!

[@alyssa7347]

Very funny, love it! The well well well well well had me dying

[@PsychoMantis93]

I love the TSA ones, so good!

[@tristonwilson3667]

More than 3 “wells” is diabolical

[@OKletsplay2654]

When you want to relax and laugh this guy is a god

[@QuantumPurple]

The TSA role plays are my favorite 😂

[@spelkungenolof9880]

Sooo relaxing!!

[@overstanderr]

Nahh the hooters card is crazy! 😂

[@bugabilina]

I was gonna listen to this to sleep but ive had bad airport experiences too many times, and instead of relaxing i started to panic 😅

[@920AL]

I watched this at work and I’m not sure why “it’s uh me, Mario” had me in the mix. lol

[@Frenchsmokeswide]

Love these videos mate

[@rayhanmustakim7073]

8:05 he got teabagged during a match cracks me up

[@fluffycat2728]

4:32 Feel like he just wanted to flex on us 😭

[@ChefPuggo]

Ryan idk what this video gonna be about but its probably gonna be good any way. Keep up the good videos❤

[@AaronMash-oz8pz]

He got the hooters VIP pass😂

[@swronis4877]

The ASMR Ryan lore goes hard

[@Beyond.gaming63]

You’re my favorite ASMR person

[@dovesasmr]

I love you accent for asmr!! 💜 (maybe it’s because I’m British haha)

[@katie5920]

You have the best characters

[@hvwxz_4616]

the cut would be legendary

[@Tearjuiceman]

That aint being strict thats a robbery

[@thomasmontgomery805]

Your videos help my anxiety so much thank you Ryan I luv ya

[@SunthoriscoolTM]

12:38 “I don’t wanna go Lightning McQueen on ya.” Bro what 😮

[@Legitlegend_Returns]

TSA is back 🎉🎉

[@blueboy7117]

I can’t take this seriously this guy so funny

[@dominicking6281]

This made me more mad than relaxed😂

[@ethandoyle4522]

These are my favorite videos

[@nathancaziero]

8:23 had me laughing the hardest

[@Gamegame12343]

You Are the best and funniest asmrtist😂

[@O-N_b_gaming]

Can we talk about how perfect this man's hairline is? Love ya ryan ❤

[@fluffycat2728]

Why do the characters have so much lore 😭

[@squidwardtortellini2]

not the “kerchow” 😭 🚘 ⚡️ 12:40

[@berlinxtoyaishi8780]

Accurate TSA interactions fr fr

[@ssamarth]

the hooters card lmao

[@pinkbosschanel]

Love that This character is back!

[@adrianyeekaxunmoe]

His tsa card is hooters😂😂

[@Bmcd3565]

bro has a hooters badge/tag😭

[@user-bl7ib7mv8j]

Before 50k views 👇🏻

[@1Unknown_Clips]

He has some… convincing I.D 😅💀

[@ripxdoc]

That's one handsome man! Thanks Ryan!

[@TheActualLays_Chips]

Literally the quietest airport ever

[@convoyleader4173]

Its 5 am. This is playing in the backround while i play read dead redemption 😅

[@Theking-ds1qw]

Love your videos

[@BILLYBOI4L]

yoooooo not the inhaler 💨

[@frddyyfezbeer2368]

We're late for flight with this one

[@damionvz]

Just about to take a nap too

[@piki.mp4]

damn bro ur jacked 😭

[@aghouser4159]

0:40 *Powertrip punching bag spotted! Commencing oath and rights violation*

[@Excellent-Eli]

The punishment was horrifying 😭

[@Torn_Trash]

You posted this after I went through tsa-

[@Jamessmith-fz2tj]

You are literally taking half of his things away😂

[@Jamie15900]

🖐️ a request for Ryan to do a "top 10 favourite movies" video

[@Kiaraluvssyouu]

The most rage inducing asmr video I have ever watched

[@harryschwartz5957]

"Debra slice that in half", one detached jaw and brain damage later

[@MR_Marlino]

Hi Brother 🤓☝️ (love ur asmr dude❤)

[@ellenkingwell5706]

Like Napoleon once said "there's nothing we cand do he has a hooters card"

[@CrazyJay_456]

Personally, I've never been to the airport, but I already know that when I eventually do the TSA, will be up my..... 😅

[@kaceegiblin4701]

I love your vids

[@Blaze724]

Well well well

[@ajmerinder]

this pissed me off so much, i was arguing with my PHONE 😭😭 especially considering i just came back from a trip where i almost got my liquids confiscated (that i came in with and it was fine then???)

[@MintyOSC]

⭐️ Stole my money and half of my belongings Will not come back

[@Akira_297]

Itsa me Mario. In the most dramatic way lol

[@torbenwinkler6696]

Bro just took out his hooters card 😭

[@user-cy5ud9un4d]

The most corrupt TSA agent ever existed

[@AlexNishi-hb2ne]

Ready to fly on Ryanair 🤞

[@killa98011]

He said his children😂😂😂😂

[@RandomAndCars]

Ah yes tsa with a hooters card

[@kaceegiblin4701]

Good job

[@Cringeasfk]

I just got back from Texas a week ago

[@Your.level.is.lower.than.mine.]

The ASMR ryan this is a serious question did you start using Debra or did jojo ASMR use Debra first

[@jorisbrouwer4847]

Wssssgggg brrrooooooooo thank god you posted a video 😄😄

[@Bluenews5]

😂 plot twist this is an airport that will soon be hit by the zombie apocalypse.😂

[@oarfish8121]

The brain thing 💀

[@Hanhemuhle]

Rest In Piece hooters card. Will be missed

[@SeemlyTooth7405]

He reminds me of Tom cruise in this

[@BraydensPiano]

Deborah is so helpful

[@Konnichiwa_Marvel]

Don't say that this TSA agent don't buy things for his family he just take from travellers and give them to his family💀