ASMR Signing Important Executive Orders (No Talking) Paper Noises, Fabric Sounds, ASMR For Sleep

[@streetblood43]

This is ASMR channel is just the greatest, isn't she great? Not like those other channels, those channels aren't like what she has. The most important ASMR channel in the history of KZbin, maybe the whole world I don't know. We need more channels like this one.

[@LukasAbulesz]

Why tf did I read that comment with a Trump voice in my head? 😳🤯🤦🏻‍♂️

[@davidschnabl6117]

​@@LukasAbuleszme too😂

[@Wild_Danimal]

@@LukasAbuleszit’s pretty funny if you read all the comments in his voice tbh

[@Jalabhar_Xho]

​@@LukasAbuleszbecause that literally the joke all along? Not a joke like other jokes. This was the greatest joke that ever joked. The Joker himself wishes he could joke like this. But no one can. Only this guy, and no one else can create great jokes like this, the greatest joke in the history of American sense of humor

[@theflashbastard]

david tennant what are you doing here 😂

[@LukasAbulesz]

No one in the history of ASMR has ever signed as much presidential orders into effect that EmASMR. She is the best. The bestest that has ever done ASMR. I believe. Her ASMR style is intelligent. The greatest ever. So smart. Make ASMR great again! From today on it‘s gonna be ASMR first!

[@brianpalay2]

This is so original for an ASMR concept, love it.

[@Rtst101]

I love well executed comedy in everything-but finding it in ASMR is generally unexpected and I thank thee XD

[@NeonFedora.]

I like how there was no order to “umbrellas are too much of a hassle,” you just wanted to make yourself clear 😂 Also someone get that bear a promotion, he’s taking his Secret Service job very seriously. Much respect.

[@jtw.111]

BREAKING: President Em’s approval rating hits 103%, the highest of any US President ever, defying expectations and math in general

[@rhondamelancon3676]

No Daylight Savings and shorter KZbin ads? WINNING!!! Fantastic video. Loved the humor, the sounds, and your acting. More please!

[@cjhall7798]

Love your sense of humor

[@DragonofShadows666]

I'm all in for no KZbin ads.

[@jamespotter3011]

In case the Patreon thing ends (not a fan of KZbin memberships) and this is the best way to say "Thanks!"

[@em_asmr]

Thank you!

[@balanced214]

Glad to see that the security detail has seen some upgrades after its recent lapses. 🐻 😎 😂

[@robdeeend]

stood up and cheered when live action remakes were made illegal 👏 👏 👏

[@luffykid2352]

I Agree 💯

[@leonardobriceno3016]

Secret service bear is staring into my soul

[@charleshartley9597]

"Secret Service Bear is staring into my soul" what kind of nonse… oh… oh god. Oh, no, now he's staring into my soul too!! What does he want?!?

[@leonardobriceno3016]

@ bro he’s understated, not trying to make a scene …but unyielding. Bro takes his porridge boiling

[@deusexmachina8856]

👏 The middle seat 👏 gets both armrests 👏 Facts, right there

[@TheLastWanderingBard]

I have to go through life knowing I will never be as cool as that bear.

[@radthelad4375]

Finally a politician who gets things done and gives the people what they want! 🥳

[@chickenfarmer321]

Daylight savings time is over? You have my vote completely.

[@EricXVII]

If chocolate and mint together is now illegal, I will become a criminal! Chocolate and mint are a match made in heaven.

[@faraday1548]

"Do not sub...do not sub." " *I'm gonna sub* "

[@devonscotttaylor]

this is actually so creative. you nailed it with this one, Em edit: AVOCADOS ARE NOT DISGUSTING!

[@AgentLingus]

I need an executive order making Agent Lingus my official code name. 😂

[@prozac623]

"Marvel Needs to Stop Making Movies" Subscribed!

[@Wild_Danimal]

Tremendous, I said wow what a great asmr video some are calling it one of the best ever, I didn’t say that but others are

[@ajp1282]

The Em ASMR Bill of Rights. The way I was laughing at some of the messages of said bills! Such an original concept!

[@joshuafink]

This is coming from Canada, hopefully you don't get dinged by tariffs...

[@em_asmr]

lol, thanks!

[@xanthippus9079]

FDA: "Shut this down immediately. Don't let them get ideas."

[@TsirhcSusej-v9q]

You are Da Best, Em!!! House flies must pay rent or get deported. LOL I laughed out loud at the one about customer service people yelling at customers! You will be the best Prezdint ever, Em!!!

[@jbuchan12]

This is some great ASMR folks, frankly the greatest ever. Went onto youtube today and thought, wow, this is great ASMR. A lot of people are saying that other ASMR channels sucks. I never said that.

[@jamespotter3011]

This is the most amazing, bi-partisan set of executive orders I could imagine. Caused me to join you on Patreon, although now I gather that will shift elsewhere.

[@MrWesd93]

As someone who just had their car hit and ran on by a car jacker... I fully support not having to pay for my car repairs

[@Sh_Tha23]

You’re easily the most entertaining asmrtist

[@TimeWasterMatt]

Totally unrealistic! You failed to use like 30 pens to sign your name, for them to be given away as commemorative items. All joking aside, keep up the great work! This is my absolute favorite ASMR channel.

[@Readiesdigest]

Love the little taps on the pages before and after signing ☺️

[@vanzta]

"Please don't take it too seriously" Ma'am my tingles say otherwise

[@spongeboymebob771]

We're makin ASMR great again with these, folks. This is on a level the likes of which weve never seen before, its huge, absolutely yuge. President Em's done a fantastic job so far, absolutely fantastic, the best, even.

[@NickyLunaLove]

The best there’s ever been. Nobody- nobody has don’t it better than Em. She has the best sounds. Best sounds.

[@hockeyplayer44]

That was fantastic a great idea you should do a continuation where you rip up some of the documents next

[@icicle9497]

This is so unique I love it! Amazing asmr!

[@w1646]

This video is cooler than the other side of my pillow.

[@Matt.J.L]

FRANKLY, this is the biggest asmr video we have ever seen.

[@AsterionH]

Okay, this cracked me up.

[@ianbirge8269]

This is wonderful, the greatest, never better, we love her, simply amazing.

[@scottnelle]

I usually listen to ASMR in the background but I want to read every one of these!

[@Readiesdigest]

Would love another of these videos :) only thing I’d change about it is maybe using a normal pen or pencil to do the signatures, because the marker pen is a little loud compared to the nice little tapping sounds haha still love this though I’ve watched loads since you uploaded it :)

[@AtomPunk]

No more Mint Chocolate is too far. She must be stopped.

[@Atlas8813]

It took me way longer than I care to admit that - the 'eyes' on the bear are actually sunglasses with light reflections of two lamps.

[@randolphthesilver4245]

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. This is the content I came for

[@niemansianpier4668]

That bear is looking at me!! I'm just enjoying an ASMR video and that bear is looking at me really weird!!🧐

[@insatiableinstinct]

This is video is great and all, but secret service bear's eyes are following me around the room

[@aweomnwjdo]

Petition to make her the next president

[@itsjohnthomas]

14:29 Very mindful. Very relaxing ❤

[@wolverine9632]

I saw this recommended, so I had to come drop a like for the thumbnail. And now I'm a new sub, nice video!

[@therealronniej]

HA! This is such a cool concept for an ASMR video!

[@jollino]

I can only hope to be as cool as that bear

[@Imnottheone79]

Sturdy security dude in the corner. He knows how to holster his gun.

[@Papriqa]

that bear looks into my soul

[@dpk72]

Great concept! I really enjoyed this!

[@cobracommander8133]

I'm here for the teddy bear.

[@carolinemcallister692]

Amazing 😊 so creative, love this kind of content

[@bosto23]

This is adorable

[@davidrobson5526]

Yessssss Em 😍 settling in for another half hour 😊

[@weeze_]

This is fantastic! I'm watching this again.😂

[@austinschwartz7424]

Look the comments are civil let's keep it that way

[@jtw.111]

I think it’s because a good chunk of us ASMR viewers watch it to get away and unwind from real-world stuff, including politics. We just want a nice little relaxing bubble!

[@charleshartley9597]

I mean… Secret Service Bear *is watching*

[@xanthippus9079]

To get a chill comment section with a political themed video is quite an achievement.

[@deusexmachina8856]

The letter Q 😂😂💀💀

[@chandlerburse]

Now this is what i want my politics to be like

[@shaun780]

EmASMR for President!

[@davayme]

The bear in the background is the best. What is his name? Regards Em ❤

[@em_asmr]

He’s my producer

[@TheLaughingHeartASMR]

What a great idea 😊

[@FraDonaghyMusic]

I'm not even American and you've got my vote. ❎️

[@timmerest3183]

Pineapple and BBQ tuna belongs on pizza. There, I said it. Good work! You could do a "Fun w. the Nuclear Suitcase" episode in the future, perhaps.

[@MrNobodys2008]

Excellent video as always. Very creative. I like that

[@irish1209]

This was SO good. ❤

[@SasukeJR]

I'm just picturing Em ordering a Coke and the waiter asks "is Pepsi okay?" followed by both her executive orders for Pepsi and customer service bursting into flames.

[@TedwardBoots]

So it turns out you can turn anything into a great ASMR video. Well done!

[@MatanZlatan]

watching 12:04 while drinking pepsi was awkward lol

[@pasttense69]

Surprised to see the comments are actually tame 😭

[@deusexmachina8856]

Hahaha this is brilliant! 🤣🤣 also, most of these orders are just mood to be honest 😅 END the underspiced food epidemic!!

[@shemarlosscott2656]

Great Performance Emasmr

[@gracegale713]

this is just the absolute best 😂🤣🤣 THANK YOU SUPREME LEADER!!!!!!!

[@galacon28]

You’re gonna be at 50k in no time!

[@Wackywoohoopizzaman16]

I now want a Pepsi

[@CarlosP_11]

Love your videos❤ hi from Mexico😊

[@realbluesteel]

Four score and seven years ago, our EmASMR brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal- but even more fervently dedicated to the proposition no one on said continent wants a damn live-action Lion King remake.

[@ksho9049]

No more live action remakes!! Lets gooo that’s my president 🎉

[@jbq]

Tremendous video. I’m Canadian and I also would like an end to daylight savings time.

[@cathayview]

EmASMR for president

[@mistymountainswhisper]

This is hilarious. Still feel asleep ^^

[@ErifN0gard]

S tier

[@brianhartman3186]

Too funny and very clever ◡̈

[@TheShoop137]

lol. Great premise!

[@rob9961]

Awesome idea!

[@angelfrank1000]

this is so accurate 🤣

[@rightangletherapy]

17:57 Fake news! I heard talking 😋 In all seriousness, great out of the box concept. Love your content!

[@Brosefskius]

a ban on pre-shredded cheese. Make america grate again

[@jordana4910]

Brilliant! 👏

[@javialonso991]

Worth the vote

[@HunkyboiSherman]

Ladies EmAsmr > Lily Philips (yes ik that bar is set so low that even if it was limbo then ants wouldn’t even pass it but the point still stands)

[@sebastiang.480]

Surge pricing makes my blood boil, especially energy companies

[@kodyeldridge5847]

Excellent work madame President.

[@Hammer-n-AnvilAk907]

You should do a second channel where you just do minecraft, not that this channel isn't the best I just think it would be cool

[@zcorpalpha2462]

EmASMR 2028 🔥🥃❤