The College of Winterhold will accept anyone these days. Join your snarky High Elf Conjuration Professor as she reads and grades student papers while playing the Unofficial Winterhold Faculty Drinking Game.
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@cptdumplin4 жыл бұрын
Alright, let's just take a moment to appreciate how natural and real this script seems. You're not a real teacher by any chance, are you? Because everything brought into this seems like you've been through that sort of thing a thousand times over. And it's so well delivered.
@cking48694 жыл бұрын
Hearted but no answer... hmm...
@keno96364 ай бұрын
They are a teacher
@viper321534 жыл бұрын
Clicked in a heartbeat, nice to see you're still trucking SQ
@shilopnamreg64684 жыл бұрын
2:40 in our defense, Bethesda knew what they were doing when they designed those flame atronachs ok
@retcho2123 жыл бұрын
They most *certainly did*
@chadmenear68794 жыл бұрын
Drinking for "punctuation" and "not being able to continue reading" alone would kill me.
@KRIMZONMEKANISM4 жыл бұрын
YOU ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN!!!! WHERE DID YOU GO??? We missed you and your amazing voice and your outstanding asmr rps so, so much!! Never leave us again plz!! ;_;
@ruki49294 жыл бұрын
"you can do things badly; as long as you do it, you pass the threshold of being someone who does it." Both really obvious yet strangely profound.
@StoryBearKuma4 жыл бұрын
The pro daedra not existing thing is confusing. The dark elves worship the daedra, as do the orcs, just for starters. Not to mention there's tons of smaller cults for each of the princes.
@sickleds4 жыл бұрын
i think she meant as in, "pro deadra activists" dont exsist. nobody in elder scrolls is campaigning the right to worship daedra they just do it. thats how i took it anyway but i could be wrong! (but also the character might just not know about those things)
@AWACS_Snowblind4 жыл бұрын
It's just the stupidity in the student.
@jasonwalker40034 жыл бұрын
Even then, those groups are worshipping individual deadric princes. the paper is about people that are avidly in favor of summoning all deadra, and openly travelling to and from oblivion which especially after the oblivion crisis, isn't a group that exists. Except, perhaps, those mad lad argonians reverse invaded oblivion during the crisis, but I doubt the apprentice writing the paper was referring to them
@dillankempter57804 жыл бұрын
Pro daedra and anti daedra or as she says: cultists and normal people
@leafwhite63763 жыл бұрын
She could be in character. If her character is some Breton or Imperial Aristocrat who "knows everything about Aedra and Daedra" yet has never even set foot in the Summerset Isles or Morrowind then the script is perfect
@AWACS_Snowblind4 жыл бұрын
This is too accurate. Can't decide if this is bliss or PTSD for teachers. I'll check back when I've figured it out Also as a lore nerd, the nuances in the dialogue are more entertaining than they should be lol
@semi0tical4 жыл бұрын
I started getting stressed out around 6 minutes in--too many flashbacks to grading undergrad papers. So that's one vote for the latter.
@imotekh61104 жыл бұрын
The grading of poorly written essays hits far too close to home
@halcyondaze1014 жыл бұрын
you're like the only channel I have notifications turned on for because I would never ever ever wanna miss a gem like this. so excited to listen once I'm home from work.
@JanneSala4 жыл бұрын
Your writing is stunningly good for how accurately you portray second-rate school essays. And all the lore that is tied to them and the commentary on them! Sublime!
@cking48694 жыл бұрын
I am amazed, intrigued, and ultimately scared of your ability to create completely real sounding essays on completely fictional topics
@helveticastandard3884 жыл бұрын
I love this concept! Can we get one of a study session between two apprentices who dont know what theyre talking about?
@templarhayward40544 жыл бұрын
It's good to hear from you again glad you are ok
@valendrien65174 жыл бұрын
This and the Wizard Nonsense Lecture are by far my favorite pieces. Thank you!
@whisperingthylacine4 жыл бұрын
This professor sounds like a badass!
@durmegilguldur48544 жыл бұрын
You brought back a series of long-suppressed memories of grading laboratory reports for 2nd year Physics undergraduates. I never thought to make a drinking game out of it, though.
@Hypergen-4 жыл бұрын
Mandatory comment for the algorithm boost. This video is incredibly natural. Your acting is stellar as usual, and the reactions you have to the papers bring back some personal memories of my own. Thank you for blessing my feed tonight, and I’m excited to see whatever you make next!
@lGODofLAGl4 жыл бұрын
We've all missed you so much! So happy to see another upload :D
@jeffwiggins75714 жыл бұрын
if this was an actual skyrim mod to be a teacher / proper student (studying and having exams etc.). i would play the hell out of it
@cluny4004 жыл бұрын
Finally she has returned! I’m happy to see that your content shall continue, the barber has groomed me 300 times but now I will be with this teacher for a least 100 times.Thank you for your great work, I will keep my eyes pealed for more.
@AdamSmith-jb2lf4 жыл бұрын
This was actually hillarious! I'm curious, did you actually write out the essay extracts before recording or were you making them up on the fly?
@JiangJoker4 жыл бұрын
So glad to see you back! You have some of my favorite ASMR videos of all time.
@somerandomgamer85044 жыл бұрын
Nice, more Space Queen! Love it! ❤️
@theviewerofart4 жыл бұрын
Hurray, you're back!
@clonetrooper25054 жыл бұрын
If any of your videos deserves a part 2, this is that which most needs it. A truly enjoyable vid that makes nearly 40 minutes seem far too brief. Well done.
@oddloudoudou86044 жыл бұрын
I love Skyrim mage roleplay, that one made me smile all along, thanks!
@juliyeti4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, I discovered your channel after your last video and thought you might never make another...so glad to see new content!
@FEVfan4 жыл бұрын
I thought you weren't going to upload again, good to see you!
@kmk12254 жыл бұрын
Among the best asmrtist on the site no doubt
@gwelch3992 жыл бұрын
Hey, I don't know where you are of if you even still read these comments. Your last video was a year ago so I'm not too sure you still produce videos (Which is totally fine!). I just thought I should share what these videos mean to me. I would download MP3s of these and bring them camping with me so I could have an easier time falling asleep. They were always high quality and did an amazing job of calming me down. I heavily associate these videos with the summers spent in the woods with my family, enjoying nature, the rain on the camper roof, the owls in the forest at night, and the cozy atmosphere of the campfire. Due to recent events it seems that I could lose the ability to do that anymore, I'm still extremely happy to have these videos though. I may not be able to continue those memories, but every time I listen to one of these videos I can relive some of the feelings they bring. Thank you so much for your hard work. I hope you're having a wonderful time wherever you are and that you know just how helpful you've been in people's lives.
@NovaCaneKills114 жыл бұрын
She's back!!!! 😄
@madi44324 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad ur still doing Skyrim asmr ❤️ I enjoy these so much!!
@patitofelis1174 жыл бұрын
Bloody hell, if my teachers were to play this drinking game, all of them would've gone into a drinking coma with a single essay from me. Also nice roleplay, good stuff
@somename34246 ай бұрын
this is so well done. would love to have more elder scrolls based asmr
@teztanaka58204 жыл бұрын
Finally, one of my favorite ASMR artists is back.
@chadmenear68794 жыл бұрын
ASMRtist?
@andaleebarshad67394 жыл бұрын
I LOVE Skyrim and lore stuff and your the only one who has ASMR videos role playing characters really well and detailed. Thank you and your voice is soothing 😌
@Pedro-nk6yw4 жыл бұрын
The last 2 minutes was something I sort of needed to hear. It just...felt nice to hear something along the lines of "do what makes you happy". Thanks for that :3
@tlh8194 жыл бұрын
How did you manage to make this video informative, hilarious, and relaxing all at the same time? Well done! Instant subscribe.
@luissantiago51634 жыл бұрын
Oh wow. It's been ages. Hope you are doing well. Awesome
@mrdoom59204 жыл бұрын
Good to see your still around hope everyone can see more of your content
@dan_2the_sky1234 жыл бұрын
Yessss my favourite Space Queen is here again..... always happy to see your videos 😁👍
@modestougimilks63474 жыл бұрын
What a splendor to find this video after working a long night at a bar. It's like 3 and so ready for bed. Thank you
@tosvideos95754 жыл бұрын
thank you, this is great.
@Glass-Lemonade4 жыл бұрын
Half English office aid, half Skyrim, all amazing. I love this character so much, great work.
@nemisis15254 жыл бұрын
AhhH! The queen is back! I cant tell you how often I listen to your videos to help me relax and go to sleep! I just love your soft spoken cadence and personality you display for each character ... My favorite is Ll'arrzn, when she talks about the Kajiti gods.
@NikittyKatAkatsuki4 жыл бұрын
I am IN LOVE with this video!! Wish I’d realized there was more about the conjuration professor before! She’s my absolute favorite
@bigchungus1053 жыл бұрын
The conjuration professor is male, the only female professors are destruction, and restoration, unless I missed one, which in that case I apologise, I haven't played skyrim in a while.
@aurielissonofauriel30094 жыл бұрын
Honey, I am older than the freaking eldergleam tree. I am literally the oldest thing in town right now. I miss the mages Guild. I wish I managed to learn that teleportation magic during my time there.
@einsof32054 жыл бұрын
So happy to see you still upload Skyrim ASMR videos. Looking forward to your next one.
@nwilson20154 жыл бұрын
My excitement is immeasurable and my day is made
@AhazNoorElla4 жыл бұрын
Finally! Glad you’re back! :)
@Denamic4 жыл бұрын
Man, these people use magic
@elchus57584 жыл бұрын
your videos always bring a smile to my face
@williamfarmer90704 жыл бұрын
you’re back, please never stop
@teenfoe3 жыл бұрын
When the East Empire Company tried experimenting with teleportation technology, they didn't know that the slip stream was being routed through the Deadlands until their lunar base was overrun with daedra pouring through a malfunctioning teleporter. Safe my ass. Now to continue writing my report on the extensive use of Active Measures by the Thalmor in direct violation of their own treaty. Included is a very damning dossier discovered by the dragonborn which confirmed the covert subversion ops. The disruption of all Thalmor subversion and eventual defeat of the dominion.
@Emanon3894 жыл бұрын
It genually hurt, I relate way too much to the students. It also means you did more than a great job ! Impressive !
@LandsOfAvarinth4 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen a video from you for so long, and last watched your Khajit hair dressing video, which I thoroughly enjoy.
@fizzywhispers4 жыл бұрын
Was trying to go to sleep with this but the script is so interesting I don’t wanna miss anything xD
@danielcharland13744 жыл бұрын
Horray! Our beloved Space Queen is back! I really enjoyed this one. You have a beautiful high-elf voice and, as a fresh college grad, this feels so relatable. I was cringing right along with you at the failure of the papers to make a coherent point, lol. The character felt dignified and like a high elf, yet still personable and without the annoying haughtiness that so many of them have. The drinking game concept was really fun as well. Very good video and I can't wait to see more of your content, which I hope you'll continue making in the near future :)
@AsMr-gv1ow4 жыл бұрын
Hooray! She's back! I dive back into Tamriel with glee! I certainly hope L'larzen is free to give a haircut soon.
@kalebfacteau71064 жыл бұрын
Not an expected surprise, but a welcome one.
@Brainwave1014 жыл бұрын
OUR QUEEN HAS RETURNED!
@aurielissonofauriel30093 жыл бұрын
Oh by the gods We are going to get drunk off our asses before this is done. Absolutely shitfaced. We might as well just shut the entire bottle or the stock pile and save us the trouble. Either way that should be fun
@ArkStClair2 жыл бұрын
Damn as a dyslexic I imagine I got my teachers hammered
@kris220b4 жыл бұрын
Glad to see you posting again ^_^
@thebootyconsumer18233 жыл бұрын
I may be late but THIS is perfect thank you
@thottiepatrol69444 жыл бұрын
Guess who’s back, back again
@omelette-licite3 жыл бұрын
Queen is back (I know I’m late, but still)
@bostonwilliams31912 жыл бұрын
Sippin on dat mead with juniper berries
@CherushiChan4 жыл бұрын
Woooo its lunchtime and its nap time!
@YieM13314 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah!!!!!!
@turtlesdont99254 жыл бұрын
This is amazing please make more elder scrolls role plays this was perfect 👌
@justalapis57684 жыл бұрын
YEET! Heres a comment to boost the Algorithm. But seriously, Im so glad to see you back. L'larzen and I know each over _very_ well by now
@Berselius1014 жыл бұрын
Welcome back 😀
@SilasSDraws4 жыл бұрын
Mmmm, I don't drink, but i will get "drunk" *off my ass* on iced espresso so I mean...
@paladin38894 жыл бұрын
1 in the afternoon the queen posts guess I’ll sleep now 😴
@lolthatscrazyman3 жыл бұрын
This has nothing to do with the video lol but I really hoped u watched regular show it’s really good. It’s a hell of a journey. Oh and it’s not just about the raccoon and his girlfriend it’s only like a few eps of them lol. It’s mostly about the blue jay and the raccoon. Oh and your voice is really satisfying.
@kristoffedwards82974 жыл бұрын
GIRL YOU CAME BACK ❤️🥰🥰
@MsKaleidoscopeify4 жыл бұрын
Yes queen READ THEM 👏👏👏
@ashcalkins96474 жыл бұрын
Looks like I'm going back to sleep
@ChunkyAppleCider3 жыл бұрын
This is really good! However, I haven't been able to make it through the whole thing in one go yet. I was a TA for an English professor for a couple semesters, so the essay readings here give me anxiety flashbacks lol.
@thedarkphoenix97644 жыл бұрын
She is not dead!
@JH-fb3mp3 жыл бұрын
Yep, you're definitely a writer
@micheleribechini41354 жыл бұрын
guess what's she drinking I bet cuba libre with tons of ice
@FaradayFanboy2 жыл бұрын
This...is,well,quite strange,yet amusing,fascinating,this is cursed and blessed at the same time...this is blursed
@Maragi2244 жыл бұрын
oh my god, you’re back yessssssssss 😁
@aurielissonofauriel30094 жыл бұрын
Well now that that’s over, here. Let’s celebrate, I got a few bottles of cider from applewatch, I have a few friends down there who hook me up. And as a matter of fact there are a few pro Daedra people. The assholes who summoned them and make my job difficult. I usually have to go clean up their mess. Being the dovahkiin isn’t easy.
@pj54033 жыл бұрын
But that antronoch one was funny
@amichiganboiwhosereallazy15444 жыл бұрын
Hail to the queen!
@ZandalariHero4 жыл бұрын
Gonna edit this comment if I don't fall asleep during this video.
@SoP89764 жыл бұрын
Ur back! ❤
@aurielissonofauriel30094 жыл бұрын
Ugh gimme a whole bottle of suijamma, I need it after this damnable essay! Where in mundus is tolfdir!?!?!?
@ironic75834 жыл бұрын
Why are you everywhere
@skyrim_crossing28392 жыл бұрын
@@ironic7583 Ikr so much spam
@nicodemus18283844 жыл бұрын
No! This makes me want to install it again. No! Must... Resist...
@danielfisher70164 жыл бұрын
Daedra can be pretty cool. How else will you get cool items .