ASMR Teaching You How to Blend in with Humans (Over-Explaining)

[@logancamp9098]

Warning: This video is potentially dangerous. Do not put rings into small boxes and give them to the humans. I have tried and got various results, generally with some sort of extreme emotion, often disgust or confusion. The humans may have a strange glitch relating to the giving of rings, this requires further experimentation. Until this is worked out, please refrain from using this tutorial to give rings to humans. Thank you

[@orionllewelyn-arndt3116]

Greetings. I am a human researcher, and the glitch related to gifting them with rings seems to be tied to a ritual called marriage. Marriage is seen as the ultimate declaration of desire to form an exclusive mating bond between two human specimens, and to indicate a wish to marry, one will give the other a ring. I concur with your conclusion, one must definitely exercise caution when giving rings to humans, lest the human in question mistakes intent.

[@logancamp9098]

@@orionllewelyn-arndt3116 Thank you for conducting this research so promptly. This ritual sounds confusing, would you be willing to create a more comprehensive report on its impact on giving rings, as we currently have no tutorial on how to give anything else?

[@epochii2756]

@@logancamp9098 Hello! Another human researcher here. The giving of the ring in the box is a complicated ritual. Some humans mate for life, and thus the giving of the ring in the box is a declaration that you would wish to mate for life with a human. It is often done when humans have already shared dens and mated with one another for a considerable amount of time. Thus, when you give the ring in a box to a human you have not done the prior to they Express confusion, as you have not done the prior preparation.

[@diamondpick523real]

(this whole thread gives me “a group where we pretend to be an ant colony” vibes)

[@BagofBonesJAW]

Salutations! I am yet another human researcher! I have been observing my assigned specimen for some time, and in that time, I have discovered other objects that can be gifted to humans in boxes! One can use a reflective metallic disk in which humans can observe in their “Movie Players.” More research could be conducted on the possible misnomers humans can have of your intent in gifting a metallic disk, however I believe they are not linked to “Marriage.” Where we fall short on the matter is the lack of tutorials on placing one of the reflective metallic disks into a box.

[@Lil_yardstick]

Marno teaches this class like he’s gone thru it before...

[@Tapnos]

😂

[@justacatonatank716]

Yeah, I was in his class. I failed at the glove section though.

[@dianneeaston48]

Ur welcome I made this comment exactly 800 but I could leave it at 799

[@emilypumpkin1073]

Emberry Berry Fan! I read this comment and then looked at what number like I am, I’m the 899 like 😤

[@elk1827]

Where else would he know to blend in with “the hyooms” so well?

[@MildDepression]

You may think this is for aliens, but in reality this is just for us when quarantine is over and we must readjust to life and normal human activities.

[@gs7251]

Baltazar well im an alien

[@AutumnFictions]

I was thinking the same thing XP

[@CopyNinjaJay]

I'm a rabbit

[@videogamesss1000]

Bruh @baltazar you’re a 5 head

[@lucy4fur919]

Ok just saying have you seen the likes ?

[@jamesswanson5949]

How I imagine my first human interaction: *waves* Me: Greetings human I notice you also have gloves on due to frigid weather. *gestures golves* Human: Why yes I put it on by wiggling my hand and pulling up with the other. Me: As did I. Did you brush your hair before or after applying the gloves? Human: I apply gloves after brushing hair. I did make the common mistake of taking the brush and going through my head this day. *nudges and displays camera* Me: Yes I also make that mistake often. Notice my camera I use for picture taking in this undesirable weather ridden area. I can remove and apply lense cap with ease. *takes off then replaces lense cap* Human: Yes weather in not desirable. I often find the removal and application of lense cap difficult. Me: Here as a token of friendship, take this box with suprise contents. *hands human box* Human: Thank you for this gift I love how you decorated the box. *opens the box* Human: Oh, wow. A ring. I shall put this on my ring finger for that is why it has this name. *human smiles*

[@nyuya3713]

The one lovestory we all needed

[@xXIronPeachesXx]

this needs to be a fanfiction. two ghosts who lost all memories of life both suddenly get a second chance at life after a demon spell goes wrong. the resulting hilarity is 2 humans that don't understand how to be human yet, trying to each fake it to the other and accidentally partake in a long courtship process by mere chance.

[@arilikesbread1218]

James Swanson i...love this.

[@emmacassady4518]

😂

[@bel8077]

@@xXIronPeachesXx someone send me the link when it's fr lmaoo

[@moonandstar6467]

10/10, very good guide for anyone interested in visiting Earth. There aren't many resources and guides out there and many don't cover the basics, which are of course the most important part for anyone wishing to pass as a human. It's unfortunate that this is necessary but so many humans do tend to take other sentient intelligent species as a threat to their planet. (still not sure where they got the idea from, it is a decent tourist destination but there are better out there). Definitely recommend this guide to anyone about to make the jump to Earth!

[@nanicrash]

thanks, doctor, truly inspired to hear you saying this wonderful thing about my mission planet😍

[@lindseydejesus1877]

ahhh your profile pic makes this so much better

[@Rashy225]

I read that in Thirteen’s voice

[@Niarydia]

im glad i wasn't the only whovian intrigued by the title

[@TheCloverKelly]

Totally! Had no idea what to do with this two-armed body when i got in, but I think I'm getting the hang of it now! Put on my first glove today thanks to this tutorial. I can't wait to start more advanced courses such as "walking" so I could be among the humans! This was such a helpful course, would totally recommend!

[@saturnfour]

i read the title as ‘..how to blend humans” and i almost LOST IT

[@bloodlust8480]

OH

[@morgane-jh1jq]

i did not realize it wasn't the title and thought it was like a "the good place" roleplay until i saw your comment, honestly i wouldn't be surprise coming from marno lmao

[@laureningham9111]

You're soooo not alone on that

[@hera5614]

I'll get the blender.

[@bloodlust8480]

I've got the sacrifices orphans

[@Mamma_Jama]

“Every human has two hands” People with one arm: ...

[@ridgleyandreimercado1049]

People with no arms: wait you guys are getting arms?!

[@jesukrit9283]

*laughs in prostetic*

[@0zmage452]

Yikes

[@Chumb33]

Blind dudes who think having no arms is normal becasue no one told them Hmmmm....

[@robinmadle6479]

If you have less than two functional arms, you have lost your human privileges. Get in the box over there, the others are waiting for you.

[@bobsponge3462]

Pov: You're Taylor "Cheeto in a puddle" blevins also known as "popsicle sticks", after telling Gabe that your level of soggyness was 1 he sent you to this human task class to re-learn how to become a human and regain your soggyness level.

[@sunflowr1651]

This is just too precise, we’re going to need to take you in

[@bobsponge3462]

@@sunflowr1651 Sorry but this ain't my first rodeo.

[@missmasquerade228]

I can tell just how soggy you are from your profile picture

[@stuckinoblivion]

Bob Sponge you have linked the channel videos together oh my god marnoverse

[@sinuset4629]

are we, by chance, related to tyler “ninja” blevins?

[@En.GergerRacc]

This video is perfect for me, given that my favorite trigger is whispering. However, I wish you had clarified that "wiggling" is what humans call oscillation. Also, why do humans have a finger devoted to rings?

[@emotionalsupportdemon5138]

They're quite vain creatures. They dedicate one finger entirely to shiny things rather than all fingers to them, since that would restrict movement.

[@Ashlolz]

If you try and give them something special they just run away.. I don't get why the humans do it..😞

[@groggmayles8657]

I think it's because there is a vain in your ring finger.

[@nikscorner9824]

"or you can fold your hand and make a fist... .... that will come in use later" he's going to teach us how to punch someone

[@jonathonredacted3396]

Please delete this comment, this is a warning on behalf of [REDACTED]

[@xxripkarenxx_thoty_8693]

*punch.....Y E S-*

[@alfonsoamaya6890]

I'm afraid I thought of something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

[@TsukikoLuna26]

@@jonathonredacted3396 ?

[@astergeddon4184]

uM, NO!!! its for bro fist bumping!!! but only once youre ready to gain bonds with humans

[@logan122brown]

Marno: brushes hair back *vanishes* Gabe: appears

[@logan122brown]

@GogoT Plays if you go watch some of his "asmr roleplays where you don't know what roleplay it is" videos you'll find out.

[@Safadoodles]

The real question is: how soggy are aliens?

[@logan122brown]

A Graham cracker left in milk a little too long? A leaf in a puddle? An old gym sock? Who knows? There's probably a chart to convert human sogginess to alien sogginess. Most likely a blade of grass after a night rain tho.

[@DRida64]

@@logan122brown so what you're saying in relation to if Aliens get soggy... is that they dew.

[@stuckinoblivion]

DRida64 i spent an unhealthy amount of time laughing at this comment

[@svennc2230]

Yeah are aliens like snakes or snails

[@madelinefiedler1881]

Not sure, I think it would depend on what kind? Like, some could be socks after stepping in a stream but others could be a wet rag after 2 hours in the sun.

[@jessicakessel3191]

I identify now as Jessica, but my given name is N7 s5. Under my latest assignment, I have struggled to fully understand the concept of a “glove”. Thank you for this tutorial!

[@tq7013]

is it pronounced Kyle

[@Iraqi-Canadian]

X Æ-12

[@christianbenoit9643]

MemeBusters yeah she misses the mark to use that

[@miint_8698]

Jessica Kessel i think i saw you N7 s5 on the trasportation to earth, I remember being inspired my your name choice, very good, I met a lot of humans that had been given that name, i was suprised, By the way (a human expression i learnt), im G4 f1, so we almost havethe same experation date!

[@artsyandria7992]

Wow Marno’s uploads fit perfectly with my horrible, random sleeping schedule 👌😂 thank you Marno!!

[@cloakedclover]

Same same

[@delaneyrussell4867]

Artsy Andria bro no way, SAME😂 it’s 2:30 am rn lol

[@divinestudios5890]

Delaney Russell ayyyy eastern standard time

[@koenigfabius]

here its 8:19 am, and yes Im NOW about to sleep😂

[@Peppershaker]

1:23 am rn for me

[@ellisgalex]

instead of going to kindergarten X Æ A-12 will just be taking “human tasks 101” in 5 years

[@jessicagrooms4267]

First time I’ve ever enjoyed online class 😂

[@michaelwelps6607]

Too bad you'll sleep during class and get detention

[@skelet0n_0ff]

Finally, the guidelines for introverts in case the quarantine ends

[@grailty]

*i n c a s e*

[@m4xx158]

Who says we’ll leave the house then?

[@skelet0n_0ff]

@@m4xx158 fair enough

[@garmadone124]

It will end when the guy playing plague ink wins

[@mysticcc3171]

we’re eventually gonna leave our houses. this isn’t how we normally live. look at us after the bubonic plague. we were still leaving our houses. quarantine isn’t our right lifestyle. we need to be out of our houses

[@sharpie-sniffingmanpurse3711]

I’m convinced that whichever alien race is learning how to be human usually uses telekinesis so they need tons of practice with actually... touching stuff and operating it

[@PlentyOfGarlic]

Underrated comment

[@xxripkarenxx_thoty_8693]

Makes a fist: "This will be useful later" My dirty-minded dumb ass: *"......PFFT-"*

[@cjfleming8005]

XD

[@x33]

😳

[@fartmaster684]

to fist bump someone 😎🤜🤛😎

[@xxripkarenxx_thoty_8693]

@@fartmaster684 HeLl YeA!

[@scaredstar9127]

what past time do you gotta have for an entire fist with someone lmao

[@brytonhobbs3950]

I always struggled when trying to open boxes, all of my other human associates laughed at my failure to open a box, thanks to this tutorial I can finally open a box and not be laughed at

[@ajaymerrick5199]

My friends: "ASMR sounds gross and isn't real. How do you like this?" Me: "mmm tingles go brrrr"

[@oneyayeetplz]

They say it isn't real????? Why

[@AJBAXTER7677]

@@oneyayeetplz Maybe it has to do with some people not feeling tingles while others do and etc. I personally don't feel anything from these videos in that sense, but ASMR allows me to enter a relaxed mental space almost like meditation, so I'm still addicted lol

[@yoschiii]

I believe hearing that it’s an evolutionary trait remaining from when we were primates/primate-like. Apparently, the close noise simulates communal grooming? Idk maybe I’m wrong or it was a dream

[@hspi7616]

Same!

[@ajaymerrick5199]

@@yoschiii still go brrrrrr

[@Lyon_luke]

Everyone: Awake cause of that quarantine sleep schedule Marno: Not for long

[@AJBAXTER7677]

My sleep schedule is going around the clock. I was going to bed at 11-12. This shifted to 1-3, and now 4-6. I expect to work my way all the way around before the year is over.

[@Lyon_luke]

AJBAXTER7677 dude I’m falling asleep at 8 am waking up at 4 pm with work on Monday again cause I’m essential. I wanna die

[@AJBAXTER7677]

@@Lyon_luke Well I'd like to thank you for what you're doing amidst the virus. I don't know what essential branch you're a part of but I still give you mad credit no matter what. Best of hopes to you and yours and anyone who reads this. Stay safe during these trying times.

[@cyanmint1173]

Taylor? It's pronounced X ae a-12, mortal.

[@yoschiii]

Glen is punching the air rn

[@taylor.is.addicted4233]

Can confirm

[@huzefa69]

X Æ A-12*

[@Infinity-fn2kv]

X Æ a-12* which is pronounced "Kyle"

[@auditorianoftw2733]

@@Infinity-fn2kv I thought it was X Ash Archangel Twelve

[@darrismoore-ward1312]

Welcome to Biology, Social Skills, Rehabilitation, Philosophy, History, Science, Technology, Photography, Item Muipulation, Cleaning, Pressure Measurement, and finally Cool Class

[@I.do.like.pina.coladas]

I was feeling kinda cruddy about myself today. Your upload came at a good time, your sense of humor never fails to make me smile. Have a great one man

[@rowedavis2630]

The sounds in this tutorial were very pleasing to my human ears

[@lharris6753]

NORTHERN DOWNPOUR no but I am

[@boonenobert]

Why do we have names for every finger but only names for two toes??

[@PercyBoom69]

yo wtf

[@DRida64]

Why thumb and pinkie?

[@valaya.3]

That's all we need for most communication. The big toe is the biggest deal, the one that helps you balance most and you probably have most control over. The pinky toe is the one that is generally stubbed on things. The fingers are used much more extensively and individually, in addition to being seen a lot more than toes, so it makes sense that we have commonly known names for each finger. Idk if you were legit wondering, but you had two question marks and you are on a video to help blend in with humans so there's my thoughts.

[@meowchie310]

Why's it called fingering when I use one finger and fisting when I stick my fist in, but just a "kick in the ass" whether or not I use my toes or my whole foot?

[@Plowingurmom]

Meowchie foot in the ass

[@dylanbertucco5664]

this is one of the best tutorials i've found ! very clearly explained and nicely spoken, and easy to follow along! i feel pretty comfortable interacting with humans using these skills. their reactions when i casually take my hands out of my left and right gloves, it's fulfilling knowing that they don't doubt my being of a human :) thank you

[@jackstuddard7094]

The one dislike is the person who still doesn’t understand

[@Zemon_Meringue]

They are humans

[@chunkchunk223]

He’s a human spy

[@user-oj7np2ej1z]

The hoomans have come, how can we trust you?

[@attillawright1460]

If by one you mean 60, then yea.

[@c.harlotte]

"Person"

[@frankbeanz1986]

Yo someone get X Æ A- 12 watching this before he leave the house

[@gothmenincombatboots]

Who is that

[@justinmartin8369]

@@gothmenincombatboots the musk boi

[@teelaso]

k y l e

[@thefury12]

f3n357ra its not pronounced kyle

[@anglicothemonkey3496]

Its parents are gonna force it to watch human tutorials so it doesn't reveal that it's a robot

[@spectregoesboo5233]

You and Gibi both posting an over-explaining video today is telling me something about the ASMR community.....you're all a hivemind of aliens.

[@DRida64]

Tingles are a side effect of their audio probing.

[@sluttsanonymous]

When gobierno said “you’re a human. I’m a human...for the most part” and then this video. You may be onto something

[@iamronaldo7764]

LookhereItsJay they sometimes will sync video schedules

[@caitlincraner2557]

This video reminds me of my forensics teacher, who told us when writing a step by step procedure, we need to write it like we are talking to the dumbest person alive, for example, drinking water. Step 1: using your feet, and legs, (if you dont have any, tough.) Walk to your kitchen. Step 2: go to your cabinet or cupboard, or where ever you store your cups, and open the the cabinet door. Step 3: grab a cup Step 4: close the cupboard door Step 5: using your feet and legs again, walk towards you water supply. (Ex: fridge, sink, bottled water, filtered water jug, etc.) **Make sure to bring your cup with you!! Step 6: if you are using a jug, bottled water, or any separate container for water, put down your cup onto a flat surface such as a table or a counter, then, if your container had a cap, gently unscrew it to the left. Then, gently pour your water, into the cup. When you are done, stop pouring and place the separate container down onto a flat surface, and pick up your glass of water. If you are using a sink, then simply place your cup underneath the faucet where the water runs, and turn the knob and fill your cup. When you are done, removing your cup from underneath the faucet, and turn off the sink, by turning the knob the opposite way. If you are using a fridge, place your cup against the lever, and decide whether you want ice or not. If you do, press the "ice" button, or, press the "crushed" or "cubed" option. If you would not like ice, then make sure you've pressed the "water button" and watch as the water flows to the certain level that meets your satisfaction. When you sre down, simply remove the glass from the lever. If you drink from the hose, you're probably a 90's kid, or and early 2000's (1990-2004. 2005 isnt allowed because they're gross freshman) and you're most likely going to survive covid-19, so you're clearly superior so you dont even need a glass. Step 7: place the glass to your lips, and create a gap. Tilt your head back slightly and began drinking. When you finish, place the dish in the sink. If there are no dishes, wash your fucking cup. If there are several dishes, gently place it into the sink and run away and act like you were never there.

[@liltidepod3488]

This is what X Æ A-12 will listen to when he's about to go to sleep

[@cll581]

Your tingles sounds are so relaxing.

[@NixiesHaunt]

Me: *is named Taylor* Oh I’ve just been undercover this whole time? That explains a lot...

[@emperorpenguin4561]

When the teacher tells you to be as specific as possible...

[@mintakanim]

me bullshitting all my essays

[@dugget8990]

After spending 5 years in this course you can enroll in the genetically altered being entities or the GABE’s

[@jonathonredacted3396]

This is a leaked video, at the request of [REDACTED] We politely ask you to look away from your screen, and immediately close the video. This was to serve as our training video for [CLASSIFIED]. The United Lizar-... Human Foundation. ⏁⊑⟒ ⌰⟟⋉⏃⍀⎅⌇ ⋔⎍⌇⏁ ⏁⏃⟒ ⍜⎐⟒⍀

[@thickthanos2897]

Hmmm, seems leagit

[@Killen445]

Username checks out

[@BethanyLowe8773]

Very under-estimated comment

[@bluepries7784]

It’s a blessed video. I got a Nameless Nomad ad

[@jaimorris4962]

The one dislike is the guy who couldn’t blend in with the humans

[@LarissaDawn]

No no...it's the person who only has 1 hand.

[@owl5339]

@@LarissaDawn no its the person who couldnt dust the box

[@1996Pinocchio]

Such an original comment

[@haiikulogic8295]

@@1996Pinocchio funny how comments of people saying "wow so unoriginal" is unoriginal in itself

[@jaimorris4962]

@@haiikulogic8295 thank you for saying that man I'll give you a sub for that have a good day

[@arkin3267]

this is what Elon Musk’s son’s homeschool lessons are gonna be like

[@svxxy777]

no one: my mom: where did u learn the names of ur fingers me: its complicated

[@The_Golden_Genie]

15:28 Marno: you can do whatever you want with the glove Me, using my pea brain: don't eat it tho

[@gavanscorner2524]

Thank you so much for this video! Incredibly informative and very helpful; easy to follow as well. Even mentioned the do's and don'ts! I have yet to come across a video such as this with such good quality. Thank you, Marno!

[@simonljungman3232]

When he brought up the toilet paper and said ”Im gonna show you how to use this” I was like 😳

[@fellix7531]

Lmao

[@calliisto]

MysticCoco yoba eto ti?

[@michaels3436]

We need another one of these. This was relaxing and entertaining.😂😂

[@taylorolsen4053]

I got so scared when I heard my name in the beginning

[@mubileu]

Taylor Olsen same

[@thickthanos2897]

BOO!👻

[@zombie2589]

same lmfao

[@scarface8168]

Change your name

[@Rasmuff]

I love Marno, Gibi, and Erin's videos so much that I watch them randomly during the day.

[@Pyromantic3]

Finally an ASMR video that actually posts at a reasonable bed time 😂

[@annaeverett1999]

My fellow lizard people and I enjoyed this

[@catalinamudgett9813]

Perfect timing! I needed to get some good sleep tonight 😄

[@ross.0469]

I would love it so so much if you made an “over explaining how to do simple tasks” like gibi!!! Love this video soooo sleepy

[@larsatticus6807]

I think this video is an overexplaining video? I was excited when I saw this because I follow Gibi and Marno and I've seen two of Gibi's overexplaining videos.

[@marianachavez]

the fact that i read the title and i was like i definitely need to know this...

[@thereal_Zare]

yesterday i went back and watched gibis over-explaining videos and today both you and her posted one and im so happy

[@polar5117]

Thank you for all the hard work you do for us, Marno! Your videos are unique and charming, and you always cheer me up when I feel crappy😤😌

[@bamonte1305]

Yoooo my guy about to hit 400k that's crazy!! What a journey, congratulations much love

[@kenzki4563]

I always knew Marno was an alien.

[@utka4137]

Cállate

[@gadielzepeda68]

etallaC

[@seanhenry1216]

PLEASE do more stuff like this. I literally watch this video everyday.

[@jytwinsasmr5569]

It’s so good and relaxing to watch and listen to this on bed before sleep~ 🥰😴

[@zealoussarcasm1982]

Man I found Marno because of Goodnight moon and I’m so glad I subbed. You are easily one of the best male asmrtists I’ve experienced. Also cool tats man ✌🏻

[@yoschiii]

Finally ;) I can live out my dreams as a lowly hum- I mean Person. !! (Did I type in the correct human conversation medium?)

[@escryptid6982]

Kole Williamson Yes! It shall be a wonderful time being normal human beings (I believe you did extraordinary)

[@MPhillipson26]

Please Please Please make this a series. Definitely one of my favourite videos

[@jacksonyoung2271]

Plot twist: Marno is actually a human trying to deceive the human look-a-likes trying to deceive the humans who have discovered the human look-a-likes who don’t know the humans know of the human look-a-likes

[@wolflypackucus1543]

I- uh, what?

[@mondobelisk5018]

I used to do this sort of thing as a child in front of my mirror or wall. My favorite was "how to put on a shirt," but I also used to explain how to clean stuff. I used to imagine it as a show, possibly filmed in front of a live audience. It was very entertaining.

[@EkkiaE]

Finally a useful online class ! I’ve always wanted to know how to be one of those humans

[@stuckinoblivion]

i have been praying and waiting for this specific video, i’ve always wanted to blend in with the human species

[@ikie7072]

This reminds of that spongebob episode where spongebob shows Patrick how to open a jar

[@caitlinadian311]

the lid the lid the lid the lid lid lid lid lid lid lidlidlidlidlid FREEZE

[@thenamesleon3723]

Oh no I broke it!

[@lildiglett2995]

I love how you are just so creative with video ideas, keep it up.

[@Tomato.toothpaste]

I'll have you know I graduated top.of my human class along with Mark Zuckerberg.

[@fellix7531]

Lmao

[@seignee]

i really don't think Mark should've passed

[@radiofrog]

I hope this becomes a Marno mini-series of sorts. This is great, one of the few things that’s actually given me the tingles in a while

[@MiguelDiaz-hx5hx]

“every human has two hands” miranda cooper: wait you guys are getting hands ?

[@bxsilsphotoalbum]

how come we aren’t taught any of this when we are being created inside our mothers?

[@logan122brown]

You are you just can't remember.

[@bxsilsphotoalbum]

Logan Brown -,-,

[@ItMeSinamenRoll]

Usually your mother teaches you most of this after you emerge.

[@josiebutler8729]

when you are removed there is a small period where you are waited on and then the training process commences

[@ro1y]

Your pfp is cute

[@theonceler2756]

why are we interacting with humans?

[@wyld_wolfwin]

Seems dangerous

[@itsrey5475]

I heard they all have a virus right now. Not good

[@logan122brown]

Aliens haven't been briefed on covid yet. That's volume 2 info.

[@larsatticus6807]

At least this quarantine gives us some time to catch up in class.

[@jessicaernst8600]

Ohhhhh, Taylor is the ufo the Pentagon showed us, with his fleet. I get it.

[@choo0327]

this video was made for X Æ A-12

[@haiikulogic8295]

You fool, this IS X Æ A-12

[@georgeparris1540]

Misread the title as ‘how to blend in with hummus’ and now I need that video in my life

[@MaineMythica]

Dude I was about to fall asleep until he said Taylor lmao right about scared the crap out of me xD ahaha I feel I will enjoy this extra tonight. Goodnight everyone! Sleep well~

[@mubileu]

same 😭

[@Pip_231]

Looove this one. Over explaining is such a trigger for me. I’d love to see you do more like this!

[@1lostdm]

Thank you for teaching me to human properly

[@Andrew_Hornung]

Thank you for the quick refresher, I’ve been lacking lately

[@morgan5066]

I’ve never been this early and I’m not even that early

[@mrdewayne02]

I'd say that you were fairly early, about 6 minutes after the video came out.

[@friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711]

morgan k cool thanks for telling everyone that valuable humor/intellect

[@InfinityChris]

morgan Morgan freeman

[@NightFire299]

You are by far a advanced asmrtist

[@itmeyaboitheline3419]

THANK YOU! As an Alpaca, myself I'm kinda bored in the zoo during these times. So I'm trying to blend in with the humans, to get out, you know. this is a nice way to learn, thank you Marno! I do have a question tho, I don't really have arms or fingers, honestly I have no idea how in the world I'm typing this right now, but do I put the gloves on all four legs or just the 2 front? Also I can't really reach to wipe my ass, will that be a problem?

[@katelynrenee04]

when I say I am HOWLING with laughter,, I mean silently crying tears of lmao bc I will be grounded if my mom knows I'm up at 1:15 but DAMN DAS FUNNY

[@subliminalsublingual]

humor has left the chat

[@katelynrenee04]

@@subliminalsublingual wym I though it was hilarious

[@yummytoesies3843]

@ruba *i smell a hater*

[@sorryimweird5483]

Please make a part two to this. It was funny but also provided great tingles! Amazing video

[@ryanasmrr]

everyday I wake up, play this video and do my silly little human tasks

[@sunflowr1651]

On a completely constructive note though, the repetition of the words/phrases was extremely calming and tingly, and even though I’d just woken up from a nap this was close to putting me back to sleep

[@MadLinMusic]

*reads title as “blend in humans” me: ah yes, the forbidden soup

[@mollym4384]

Marno, pulling in clutch just as I open the KZbin app for my nightly ASMR. Heck yeah! So tingly, and I'm only 3 minutes in!

[@echo8933]

Marno always cheers me up :)

[@HiHer]

Fell asleep drooling on the couch at 4am. Thank you Marno for getting me relaxed enough for some sleep during this stressful time.

[@ss-yo1vu]

“Every human has two hands”. Miranda Cooper: 👁👄👁

[@saadafridi6042]

I think this series is good that you over explain things because that really makes me sleep well.... you should make more videos like this Marno

[@jacksonell1427]

Everyone else watching this video ironically *me taking notes*

[@PratkYT]

Ooof Marno, the whispering is like like...out of this world!!!

[@cheekychrisasmr852]

Yesss I’ve woken up at 6am on a Sunday (UK time) plz put me back to sleeeeep Marno my fave 🙌🏽🎧😴❤️

[@vincelestrade3758]

Over-explaining is my favorite trigger now! I’m glad it’s catching on

[@gracesullivan578]

I was getting so confused when he talked about right and left hands

[@davinpaz1871]

Man thank god we have youtubers that upload at the time I am going to sleep

[@OliviaAntolini]

Elon Musk and Grimes personally asked for this video for their archangel-12

[@Prfctly_Misalignd]

3:34 The little side glance of like “How f**kin dare you?” or “Who the f**k do you think you are?” makes me laugh every time.