ASMR Telling Your Boyfriend You're Pregnant [Emotional][Loving][Chaotic lol]

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[@Yasmin-fd2ep]

we are gonna be mothers 🤰 girls congrats, see you after 9 months 🚶🏻‍♀️

[@tessahwa]

We gonna be looking snatched in our hospital robes giving birth~

[@pinkypiebear]

Well my belly had been hurting lately

[@hu3071]

Bro I swear Noah might break up with us he will get scared of us we got a lot of babies for him 😂😭😭

[@Retard..]

Seee you

[@alexiamuzik8382]

I'll bring the snacks, we finna be there a while then😂😂 Also: Noah has a lot of hands to hold😂😂😂

[@roboticsamwich]

and thus began Noah’s journey to stock up on Dad jokes

[@mina_6554]

Don't give him any ideas, jk 😆

[@roboticsamwich]

@@mina_6554 oh shoot you’re right 🤭

[@mina_6554]

@@roboticsamwich he's lurking somewhere in the comments 🤫

[@okaywhatdidyousnort]

@@mina_6554 same

[@roboticsamwich]

@@mina_6554 🤐

[@cheolsmelonppang]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE-

[@carrot6195]

Turn it up 🎵

[@okaywhatdidyousnort]

THATS WHAT I SAID

[@mellmellgirly]

TURN IT UPPPPP

[@dashie_bby5556]

SAME!!!!

[@PRE_liel_TTY]

SAMEE😩

[@cheolsmelonppang]

"i hope it has your sense of humor" oh so now you wanna have 2 people laughing their asses off at dark depressing jokes?

[@busylovingmoon]

why is that literally me 😭

[@thatsej]

riii😭🤚🏾

[@rip_mise1842]

Man I felt that 😂😂😂

[@tea8050]

Yes, yes I do

[@idk._.1346]

ME

[@MistieHollow]

"My favorite female" His mother: ExCUse ME?!

[@em.5063]

Poor mom

[@twinkie5075]

I actually thought the same thinggg😂😂

[@papa_is_back_with_the_milk]

😭💀

[@saml.4464]

I was like "do you have a favorite male too?" 😂

[@kaileenaklevarova2075]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ishzabelle4460]

"you want cake?" Me: YES "Ok no cake" Me: WAIT NO--

[@jasmineflint2785]

What do want for breakfast? *The souls of the innocent! A bagel *NO! Two bagels (Lord I hope you get this)

[@leafii.]

Brownie. I gotta brownie :)

[@lovelyjuliexo]

bring us the cake 👏

[@jamie7847]

Lmao me 🤣

[@morganmoo3662]

Exact same response from me😂

[@kisumishigino9531]

Noah: We've been trying for so long The people who's been waiting for this video: I know

[@llucia116]

STOP IM TRYING TO ENJOY THE VIDEO AND NOW IM LAUGHING IN TEARS😭😭

[@kaceypadron3403]

Noah: *not knowing anything about pregnancy* Me: maybe it was too soon to try for a baby😂😅

[@Star_crossed_nerd]

Noah: “My favourite female..” *giggles* “...in the world!” Me: *falls dramatically on the floor with limelight falling on me* “Noah I swear to god, have mercy on my heart PLEASE!!” Me: *reads "Chaos" in the title* Also me: *sips tea* “Just like my life....all normal....”

[@vi9238]

Same

[@khaz05]

Hi again Star! 😹💕

[@toastonbutter97]

Omg i see you everywhere

[@CC11083]

🎵Please have mercy on me take it easy on my heart even though you don't mean to hurt me you keep tearing me apart🎵

[@the_multi_stan]

Girl I see u everywhere

[@clarabidiol]

“finally, we’ve been trying for so long” me, being 16:🤨 FBI: interesting.

[@evolet2516]

they be there in 2 secs

[@Snehagp]

@@evolet2516 "FBI OPEN UP" 🔫🔫

[@sierra5848]

@@Snehagp ✋🏽😳🤚🏽

[@forestasmr5659]

Aye I’m gonna be 16 I know how you feel

[@yasminq6286]

me, being 15 : 😐

[@potatosdilemma6431]

"I'm gonna call you honey from now on... or sugar" Yeah you can call me flour, vanilla, eggs and butter if you want, mix everything well in a bowl. You dont have to preheat the oven because I'm already hot.

[@ochacouraraka3986]

Omg😂

[@auddrs]

This is amazing 😂

[@LostGirLwanders]

But there's already a bun in the oven, so you'll have to wait a bit😅

[@sudhaashokan2592]

PLS WTF THE COMMENTS ARE REALLY DISTRACTION 😭

[@itz_syke5075]

😂Lmao

[@cheolsmelonppang]

BYE I'M ALREADY THINKING OF A SERIES 💀 episode 1: (this video) episode 2: weird cravings ✋🏼😩 episode 3: CHILD BIRTH and newborn 😼 episode 4: HAVING A FUZZY CHILD AND NOAH TAKING CARE OF IT 👹👹 episode 5: having another child 😀 episode 6: mother's day ✋🏼🙄 episode 7: father's day!! 👁️👄👁️... episode 8: waking up before the kids wake us up during weekends (aka cuddles but we need to talk about CHILDRUHN) episode 9: CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS episode 10: tooth fairy PLS I'M TURNING NOAH INTO A DAD 😭😭

[@somespy6305]

Please this is incredible

[@AnaA12858]

Yesss

[@duke_of_rats7416]

Yes

[@thatsej]

this.. is.. incredible ✨

[@riannahmendoza6539]

If noah doesn't do this I'm gonna cry

[@jazzie7516]

him: *finally we’ve been trying for so long* me: *being 19* uh how long is ‘for so long’ sir?

[@purpleguyswife1424]

me, being 15

[@mingi7340]

Me being 13 👁👄👁

[@leafii.]

Australia’s legal age: 16 👁👄👁

[@caterinamarie7]

@@mingi7340 😒

[@mingi7340]

@@caterinamarie7 👀😜

[@tiredoflivingimatrydying4113]

me *hates children* noah *uploads this* this is an exception

[@meghnadas3068]

Same girl!

[@thatsej]

right.. ✨ ( update. children are amazing now )

[@rip_mise1842]

Okay your username- I freaking love it!!!

[@itsjstlexiia]

love the username 💀

[@Motolover911]

Same

[@stephos7]

Him: Gotta call my mom... tell her what's happening... Him on the phone: Mom, Janice had an affair with the janitor HAHA can you believe it???

[@sollombardo8699]

JAHAHAHAHAHAHS

[@busylovingmoon]

HABAHSHSHDHHAHA

[@teddybearbermudez8918]

Bahahah 🤣😂

[@kittyj6099]

Hahaha🤣🤣🤣

[@fw.trynnn]

😭😭😭😭😭😭✋

[@syd-nm4yj]

YES I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE. TURN IT UP with headphones ofc

[@AngeIEmi]

See me being not scared im listen without headphones next to my Asian Sister ;)

[@xoxomadinaaa]

Lmao Yas MA"Am

[@UnquestionablyTired]

I’m alone…headphones are for the weak

[@xoxomadinaaa]

@@UnquestionablyTired OoooP-

[@ls_heart5855]

@hot hisoka I love your username 😌🖐️atleast u think he is attractive

[@yoongistoenailclippers]

I totally didn’t put a ball in my shirt to act this out 🥲

[@ulilliareinhart3659]

Bestie😂😂😂😭

[@bmstiddies1178]

LMAO

[@bmstiddies1178]

I LOVE YOUR NAME SO MUCH I'M WHEEZING

[@AngeIEmi]

HONEY IM LAUGHING SO HARD :D

[@wayababaya]

lmaoo

[@nebokl6576]

Now I'm pregnant while I'm still virgin that's new 😂😂

[@Sunarinta]

Y'all Same here 😂✋😭

[@AShortStory]

Its Jesus

[@thatsej]

sameee🤚🏾

[@jemimaizua2568]

Same

[@katceline2463]

Same 👀

[@listeningtobfaudios]

“because you’re tiny” HE KNOWS TOO MUCH

[@listeningtobfaudios]

@Han Gyeol I’m like 4’10😭😭😭

[@k-lahkhan1111]

I'M LITERALLY 5 FEET TALL

[@alyssacartesian4785]

*cries in 4’9*

[@user-bf3io6ic2b]

@@listeningtobfaudios aYOOO IM 4'8

[@RyanByan]

@@k-lahkhan1111 Saaameee

[@arii_pb]

i hope he doesn’t cry in this, his emotions in the vids be a lil too real😭

[@bmstiddies1178]

Omg yeah 😫

[@rip_mise1842]

YOOOO SRSLY!!!!!!!

[@choneybunch103]

And he did HAHHAHAHAHA

[@mingi7340]

@@bmstiddies1178 YOUR USERNAME- I LOVE IT 😭✋

[@bmstiddies1178]

@@mingi7340 THANKS LMAO

[@cacikazra]

"Im gonna be a father?" *Me: yes. yes you're gonna be a father.*

[@whatdoesitmeantolive17]

ur clearly a kid if you use the word “meh”

[@cacikazra]

@@whatdoesitmeantolive17 why? I'm 16. I just like to use that word..

[@whatdoesitmeantolive17]

@@cacikazra you edited it, i see

[@sox6675]

NoOoooOoo Your gonna be fucking Satan. LIKE WHO WOULD REJECT CAKE?! I'M PRETTY SURE EVERYONE WANTS CAKE, ESPECIALLY A PERSON WHO IS CARRYING ANOTHER PERSON INSIDE OF THEIR STOMACH. EVEN SATAN WOULD GIVE US A CAKE, WE ARE SCARY. And tiny.

[@cacikazra]

@@sox6675 wha-

[@Aluelakol]

Noah:i can't call you baby anymore My baby is having a baby Me : well now you have 2 babies XD

[@liachris6708]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-el8zr9ov5r]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@mingi7340]

No, he's gonna call us mommy /j 😩✋

[@Star_crossed_nerd]

Noah: *feels emotional* “I am gonna cry...” Me: *FREAKING SPRINT TOWARDS THE SHOP AND SCREAMS* “GIVE ME ALL THE TISSUE PAPERS YOU GOT!!!!!!! ITS EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!”

[@vi9238]

This comment gave me the biggest smile on my face.

[@khaz05]

HOW ARE YOU EVER WHERE!? 😳

[@batrisyiazia1795]

BRO YOU'RE PREGNANT, BE CAREFULLLL 💀

[@blacksky3746]

omggg the “finally” it was sooo cuteeeee

[@Cowmilaa]

Noah: “we’ve been trying for so long” Me: Have we? 😳

[@liliflores7493]

He had, dunno if we knew tho 👀

[@seonamjoo]

why did I read “happy boyfriend” as Harry Potter 😭

[@caeley574]

Sis, you're not the only one lol

[@bmstiddies1178]

STOOOOP ✋😫

[@evienna70]

stopp i can't unsee now 😭😭

[@AngeIEmi]

IM LAIGHING MY ASS OFF BREW I CANT EVEN SPELL LAUGHING-

[@hannahadesuyan7886]

Byeeeee 😭😭😭

[@jy483]

"i can get you a cake-" OOOH YESS I WANT SOME CAKE "okay no cake" oh, alright-

[@beee1565]

literally me, I was like “ah yh i love cake-“ and he was like “okay no cake” ah shi-

[@31iana]

Ik I was like “oh, ok no cake that’s fine- 😪”

[@MelanieS025]

Him: *breathes heavily* it feels like I'm having a baby. Me: *dies of laughter* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Y0u7m0m]

LMAO

[@papa_is_back_with_the_milk]

BAHAHAHA BREATHE GF-IN-LAW BREATHE

[@miamar98]

The little giggles he made when he is happy….the serotonin in my veins 💕✨

[@em_9819]

This man needs to have a kid Fr. He’d be such a great dad.

[@liliflores7493]

Me: Don't like kids, don't want children Noah: am I gonna be a father?! Me: Yes honey, our dream came true, I'm so happy, so excited for our new family, this is what I've always wanted

[@sabihakessaissia4246]

His joyful voice, his reaction and his laughter made me feel tickled and happy just hearing his laughter... Omg im in love with his laught..

[@celenaxslash]

Me : i don’t want a children… Him : i’m gonna be a father ?! Me : omggg yesss you’re the father of my baby 😭😭😭

[@k-lahkhan1111]

ah I can smell the dad jokes emerging

[@hayaalkhalifa4305]

Lolllll😂

[@roboticsamwich]

Chaotic 😂 finally the perfect tag for Noah

[@carrot6195]

Yes 🤣

[@Ihatemushroomsalot]

"My favourite female

[@hananel5546]

"Usually it takes like one year to come out? Oh yeah, right 9 months" istg this man is gonna make us laugh so much during these 9 months we'll either end up delivering early or the baby will be born laughing instead of crying 😂

[@neceeb7495]

THE WAY I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THE NOTIFICATION IS SO UNACCEPTABLE-

[@lovelyjuliexo]

what should a joke have in common with a pregnancy? a good delivery ✨

[@carolinpurayidom4570]

Depends on the joke and labor

[@katyalumi]

@@carolinpurayidom4570 key word being “should”

[@stephos7]

Him: Baby? ... Baby? Her: Sorry I was waiting to see if the one in my belly was gunna answer you

[@whoislalala]

I really wanted that cake tho-

[@Izzydizzydoo]

same like boi i want the cake GET ME THE CAKE

[@whoislalala]

@@Izzydizzydoo Ahhhh now I am craving cake.

[@gracegoodwin9738]

I literally started crying in my pillow when he said “my baby is having a baby” x2 Omg😭😭

[@kisumishigino9531]

Noah: And I hope she has my height because you're tiny Me whos 4'11: 👁️👄👁️

[@marymaewaldron3255]

how tf u gon have a baby when u r a baby u fetus

[@duke_of_rats7416]

Bestie we are the same size!!!

[@alina8170]

Me who's 5'9 and most definitely is NOT tiny💀😂

[@ccts547]

Me who is 5’0 💀

[@Malialiah]

Me looking in 5’7

[@juicybuns6812]

Noah: I’m gonna be a father? Me: oh no here come more dad jokes 🤦‍♀️

[@Diva0416]

"I hope it has your sense of humour" Me who doesn't even know what humour means : 👁👄👁👌🏻

[@Water_bottle_Is_what_I_Need]

I do dad jokes😭✋

[@muslimcarti]

me with suicidal jokes: 👁👅👁

[@Diva0416]

"Hi hungry, i'm dad" 😭👌🏻

[@blahblahblah5889]

this is like when you didn’t know you were waiting for something? but you we’re definitely waiting for something.

[@tiny1078]

damn how y’all so fast- *noah posted a video* 🚉🏃‍♀️

[@shaylawayla5721]

Not the train😭😩

[@juicybuns6812]

Noah: “because your tiny” Me being 4”10: I-

[@valeri3e.]

I'm 4'7 😭

[@ariigonzalez7826]

@@valeri3e. the pfp is how i reacted when i read ur comment LMAOK cuz how tf…

[@queenkong9845]

Bro I’m 5’10😃👍

[@user-bf3io6ic2b]

I'm 4'8-

[@cheerupbaby7792]

Yall are babies 👨🏻‍🦲

[@mn-bs4cv]

Him: *deep breaths* Me: Yes, please calm down. Him: I think I'm getting a baby right now. Me: You what- 😐😐😐😐

[@tiffanypetersen789]

Lol!😂💀

[@youllneverknowmyname]

The constant “I think I need to call my mom” is such a perfect edition to the lines because it’s so accurate 😂😂 Whenever there’s a big event you call your mom

[@kosakionodera9752]

*_✨My baby is having a baby✨_* *_💫My baby is having a baby💫_*

[@ashnotashh]

✨My baby is having a baby✨ 💫My baby is having a baby💫

[@trishamariie]

this man is so chatty it’s incredibly endearing

[@joonieborahae94]

Him: *We've been trying for so long* Me: Uh- sir- how long have we been trying? 👁👁

[@muslimcarti]

i was thinking the same thing 🧍🏽‍♀️

[@haram8403]

BESTIES- HE GOT 105K OF US PREGGERS GET MAH DUDE SOME CONTRACEPTION 🤚🏼

[@thatsej]

bestie…. you on to something.. 👁👄👁

[@user-bf3io6ic2b]

PLSLLSLS AHHAHAHA

[@insidertk.1176]

he gonna be broke paying child support

[@theotheraccount3969]

Okay, please make this into a series. Maybe one when listener is in labor, one where they wake up in the middle of the night to feed the baby, etc. Husband series??? 🤩

[@Knotalex_]

noah: “i hope they have your sense of humor” me: i laugh at children falling-

[@lovelyjuliexo]

Noah: “can i get u water? a foot massage?” me: “no, i don’t need-“ Noah: “a cake?” me: 🍰 👀 “yes absolutely-“

[@Jointhelove_]

So me

[@papa_is_back_with_the_milk]

We love cakes 👀

[@abbey.5082]

Yes I need some cake 😭

[@sanarioi]

plot twist: noah u are not the father😔😞

[@222.shykitty]

PLEASE 😭🏃🏽‍♀️💨

[@harinisrinivasan1563]

Pffft I would neverrr lol

[@X.Courtney.X]

My baby is Jesus 🌝

[@gxxii1460]

@@X.Courtney.X reminds me of that one episode on Dr. Phill or phil i don’t remember his name

[@X.Courtney.X]

@@gxxii1460 that’s what it’s from 😭

[@thehopeofeden597]

I WAS ON A NOAH MARATHON AND FINALLY WE GOT THIS ONE-

[@skrrtskrrt7891]

WE NEED A GENDER REVEAL NEXT

[@choneybunch103]

Me: I'm pregnant Noah's Haven: I'm gonna be a father? . . . Me: *Its not yours though*

[@kya3062]

LMFAO

[@cacikazra]

LMFAO

[@samuelduveau4769]

My laugh just burst like, I couldn’t prevent myself

[@choneybunch103]

Just pretend that I didn't put dream boyfriend at first before i edited it☺

[@dana-ss4dq]

PLS😭😭😭

[@brook1473]

call me your favourite female again and istg imma burst of happiness

[@UnquestionablyTired]

Happy Boyfriend! I haven’t even watched the video and my heart is already melting

[@cookie-re3me]

HE'S BACK LADIES...I'm so EXCITED Love u and your videos, Noah:)

[@rianepereira4510]

I seriously was on stand-by for this post.

[@alien_queen1856]

I like how it ends on, “I think I need to call my mom.” I cracked up laughing 😂

[@adannae.g.3996]

Noah: "I hope she has my height beause youre tiny Me actually being 6'1 tall🚪🚶🏽‍♀️

[@thecutegirl2216]

Sammme 😂👁👄👁

[@whatdoesitmeantolive17]

im 5’6 but im not even tiny- 💀 loll

[@Berriesandcream-uh6uo]

I'm taller than Levi so you can't call me tiny

[@San-eo4nw]

Cries in 5’2

[@misa3101]

me being 5'9 😩

[@ulilliareinhart3659]

I darted here as fast as I could, I’m holding my 3 week old son rn 😂😂😂😂😂 Baby info: you won’t get symptoms/positive test until like 4-5 maybe 6 weeks (different for all moms) and you don’t start feeling babies moving around until 18-20 weeks (for me it was about close to 30 because I had an anterior placenta)

[@moongoddess5665]

"Baby?" Dang it stop being so cute it's only been 1 second I WASN'T READY YET

[@putriseptiyani5639]

if my husband isn't emotional when im pregnant just like noah, i dont want him.

[@kazuxiao2108]

PLEASE THAT WAS SO CUTE 😭😭🥺

[@m1nniex0xo]

PLEASE THIS IS SO CUTEEEE 😭💗oh and be prepared for the rollercoaster because we are going to be real annoying when we are pregnant ✋🏻😌✨

[@TheMoominModel]

I'm just grinning here. 😅😍 and that's affirmative to the cake please.

[@frostbite3899]

After a tough week this was amazingly wholesome... Thank you Noah for you and your videos, hope you are eating well.

[@miffieyy]

Noah: you're my favourite female in the world Me: who's your favourite male then?

[@cookie-re3me]

👁👄👁

[@be0gyuss1lly3]

I thought I was the only one🤪🤪

[@evolet2516]

himself

[@platypus4904]

Plot twist: this is just a reminder that Noah set for himself to call his mom.

[@yuzurubuticantskate3885]

spoiler alert: he forgot to call his mom

[@platypus4904]

@@yuzurubuticantskate3885 oh no-

[@NoNo-cx5jx]

The thought of pregnancy scares this actual living shit out of me😃

[@river-kw8sd]

Yessss I was waiting for THIS.

[@AngeIEmi]

AHA IVE BEEN SUMMONDED AND WAITING FOR THIS.

[@tpot1985]

Him being so clueless was adorable 🥺😂

[@midnightangel9572]

Wait, you should do a wedding asmr :0 prepare for no sleep when the baby is born

[@kathsiee333]

Chaotic but really adorable!!

[@moonkennedy]

I am terrified of pregnancy in real life, but this type of audio always makes me happy for some reason

[@raneemm6181]

"my favorite FEMALE" me:*why tf does he sound like a generated robot* Also me:"MEN LIKE THESE ARE RARE.THAT'S WHY"

[@beeluvzyouu]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS AHHH

[@Anne-pe1hr]

The way he says the baby takes a year to come out,right sounds as if the most common thing to say lmao

[@rosemaria5971]

"I hope it has your looks and sense of humour..." Yes, that is a ✨F A B U L O U S✨ baby

[@laurenvialle]

Why was I so nervous to listen to this?😭😂

[@janiceee7093]

Another day another banger audio, how did I even miss this notif 😶‍🌫️

[@Marslovesyourmom]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE YUHHHHH

[@leagrofurtner7847]

I love it already. Im not pregnant but you make it feel so realistic :)

[@iaintneverseentwoprettybes6318]

This is literally the cutest thing in the world 💗🥺 Please make more of those audios 😍

[@krisiinthehaus]

YASHHHH i was waiting for so long XD i junped when i got the notification

[@jessicafogle1293]

The giggles from the man laughing in this has my heart 😍 wish he could talk to me for real. I have no kids 26 years old. Wish I can meet this person he has such a good heart.

[@aseel6949]

Noah: i need to start learning math Me: we are having a baby not an exam 😭😭😭💔💔💔

[@raneemm6181]

"It's like me in labor" LMFAO💀💀💀

[@lovisadenvisa3111]

I think he’s gonna call his mom guys! No but seriously, this was so adorable and made me wanna get a baby so bad lol

[@crystalmatos8761]

THIS MAN ALWAYS FINDS A WAY TO MAKE ME SMILE!!! AND IDK HOW! 😂😂😭

[@v_zrvv]

YESS I was excited for this video!!

[@rierieyu2487]

4:40 "i feel like I'm getting a baby right now" 😂😂

[@MadZsBUH]

The way you said “BaBy?” In the beginning just-😩