Needy Boyfriend Jumps On Top Of You [Improv] [Boyfriend Roleplay] ASMR

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tags: #ASMR #ASMRBoyfriend #BoyfriendRoleplay

[@XxSunxMoonxX]

Mans just turned into a giant cat, also to be fair I didn't realize him purring was him attempting to tell the listener hes cold🤣

[@a_daaa]

Lmaooo, as soon as he started purring I was like “ is he purring??”

[@cookiepie22]

Exactly! I was like, "What are you doing lol?" 😂

[@amberg4131]

None shall escape the clutches of Cuddledini!”

[@MysteriousUser1]

Same 🤣🤣 I was DYING i was like "Huh?? 👀"

[@amberg4131]

@@MysteriousUser1 I want a Noah cat now

[@craterLunar-vk1fh]

I can't imagine how happy I would be if I had a boyfriend or friend like Noah

[@amberg4131]

Agreeeeeeeed… the kissy attack muy bueno.. she’s a lucky gal

[@tinkerbella6310]

This is me saying goodbye🥲 I FINALLY got a boyfriend 🥰 It's been a great experience falling asleep to your videos every night, but now i have my own boyfriend to fall asleep with. Keep up the good work ✨ goodbye everyone 🫶🏻 Update: Y’all I’m happily married!! tihi🤭 I keep forgetting that I commented this. It’s fun to see people comment on here and I love how positive you guys are, thank you🫶🏻 Me and my man used to be long distance for over a year until we got married in July 2024 and moved in together in August🥰 We now live in America with his family but we’re planning on moving to Norway so that I could finish school. Ik you guys didn’t ask for an update but I just felt like telling you all. Especially that one person who said "he’ll break up with you and you will come back" HAHAH you were wrong.👹 K, love you ❤️❤️❤️

[@Yourfavebrittishgreeneyedgal]

YOU GO GIRL! NEX TIME ITS MY TURN 😭😭😭

[@tinkerbella6310]

@@Yourfavebrittishgreeneyedgal YES🤞🏻 I hope you find the one✨

[@Yourfavebrittishgreeneyedgal]

@@tinkerbella6310 me too bro ion want another cheater ☠️ this man said I was the love of his life while he’s busting it down with my cousins best friend. This man is for the STREETS

[@tinkerbella6310]

@@Yourfavebrittishgreeneyedgal OMG! I'm so sorry that happened to you! That's horrible! You're right, he belongs to the streets. What a waste of space💀

[@Yourfavebrittishgreeneyedgal]

@@tinkerbella6310 literally a waste of space and waste of 2 years of my life I’ll never get back ☠️ lil bro is marrying her tho so I’m glad it worked out 😭

[@kiavxc_]

the start literally got me thinking if this was a cat purring asmr lmao 😭

[@courtney000]

You’re such a silly little guy 😂 thank you for the video Noah

[@nay.ya.medicate]

That "little" guy is 1.96 😭😭😭 HAHAHA

[@desfleurs]

@@nay.ya.medicatewait fr? 👀

[@nay.ya.medicate]

@@desfleurs YES 😭

[@madisonsmith3642]

@nay.ya.medicate I want to know how u know that lol

[@madisonsmith3642]

@nay.ya.medicate Also, damn 6’5 that makes me feel small and I’m 511 and not even 18!!

[@Little-v-]

The Narrations 😂 In this episode of National Noah-Graphic we see a cold and silly Noah Successfully Attract a female of his species with a natural mating call "Brrrrdt."

[@Yourfavebrittishgreeneyedgal]

Step aside David Attenborough 😭😭

[@StarStriper]

😂

[@amberg4131]

Noah’s been too cute I can’t sleep❤

[@Shewholovesmetal]

@@YourfavebrittishgreeneyedgalOH MY GOD ITS ME OLD ACC LOL I HAVNT BEEN ON THIS ACC FOR A LITTLE BIT 🤣🤣

[@madisonsmith3642]

The beginning was the best. That was so cute. He’s definitely a golden retriever, boyfriend😂🤚

[@Shewholovesmetal]

LITERALLY

[@venus3180]

"i have more of a crush on jack lemmon than on marilyn monroe" is so real.... the apartment >>>>

[@hikipotato]

The way I audibly said YES in my empty house

[@lorri9000]

This is so cute. I like how your audio has a sense of everyday life moment to it

[@CoconutwaterCoconutwater]

Lowkey has to be the most realistic boyfriend asmr, it not just spicy it mostly silly and very wholesome

[@_mimixn3782]

This is now my favorite educational audio. Certified 100 years war expert

[@NoahsHaven]

Not yet, but i bought a book 😌

[@_mimixn3782]

@@NoahsHaven That’s it. I'm dropping my British war history class and come listen to you explain it instead.

[@amberg4131]

Noah’s encouraging me to go to my local state museum tomorrow morning. Beats just sitting inside the house. Earlier I was at the mall and stuff is hella expensive. It’s been quite some time since I’ve visited the museum and it’s free. I’m gonna have a great time. I love knowing things people don’t… only thing is I have add and can’t exactly retain it all without doing it a certain way.. I have to attach some emotional aspect to it to retain it which these videos come into play. If it’s anything about England and king Philip the 6th (see how I was able to remember that !) I’ll be golden….

[@_mimixn3782]

@@amberg4131 hey~ I hope you have fun at the museum! Take you time there❤️

[@Tiffany_ziling]

THE THIRD PERSON TALKING IS SO SILLY I LOVE YOU NOAH😭😭

[@qveenomi]

I thought he was practicing his bird calls 😂

[@Yourfavebrittishgreeneyedgal]

😭😭😭

[@HeyItsniki-uc3dj]

.😭😭...yo that got me ..I was laughing at 3 in the morning while ...my sister was asleep besides me

[@ediratina]

i swear he gets sillier every time 🙉🙉

[@_d.i.n.i_]

cuddly attack?! Omg please don't crush me lol🤭😆 glad you're back!❤

[@madisonsmith3642]

I just realize the title says this is improv. This is the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard. I know eventually, I’m gonna get a boyfriend, but that’s not gonna be soon so for now, I will just be listening to your audios.😂🙂

[@achero8741]

super boyfriend candidate... we want men like noah❤

[@Harrietgilliam2013]

what about women Like Noah though...

[@achero8741]

Eve better ❤​@@Harrietgilliam2013

[@avyanaxo]

8:30 noah: it is king edward the ? me: the nothing ? what ? noah: yes noah: and it was king phillips the ? me: 6th noah: see i knew you didn’t pay attention ME: 👁️👄👁️

[@MrForgetful-p6d]

LMAO

[@user-fq9wg6so4u]

It was the same thing with me 🤣

[@laylacarmichael7614]

Omgggg he's back ❤

[@zuun-n]

This man's voice is majestic

[@Kristine395]

This is exactly what I want my bf to be like 😂💕

[@cat_lover_612]

I know you won't read this, but I'm so grateful! I have been struggling a lot these days feeling really depressed, but this made me chuckle and it was so enjoyable and cute~ Now I'm jealous of the girl that gets to be your girlfriend, this audio was so silly and warm I wish I could experience this myself. Take care and drink water.

[@Retrose]

Dammmn same

[@shine-uy5fq]

You're the most adorable creator 😂🥺

[@navishtaali3085]

such a sweetheart 🎀🩷

[@XGabriella3x]

YAY NOAH POSTED ❤❤

[@charliee2510]

It also would’ve been hilarious if he would’ve just started talking about the Roman Empire 😭😂😂

[@StarStriper]

What's with guys and the Roman empire

[@LALLE-MALLE09]

I can't expect how much I have laughed at some of his audio like this man is funny!

[@ni6k]

OMG FINALLY!!😭🎉 (you're so cute pls upload more)

[@suchandrasarkar8671]

I just literally fell in love with this man❤

[@An0ppe]

I did have a topic to rant about lol. Art eras, mainly how most people think that realism is all renaissance instead of Rococo, baroque, neoclassical, etc.

[@NoahsHaven]

Agreed, it’s totally not all those things you said. Everybody knows that 🙄

[@daisymacy1351]

I need a guy like that 😅 Super adorable

[@genoa4967]

I love this video I don’t even care what he’s talking ab it’s always interesting

[@isabellaprado7283]

I pressed so fast Jesus Christ 💀

[@Ameyarah]

Not gonna lie but till he doesn’t post anything I watch other artists too not gonna make anyone feel bad he’s the only one who gives off boyfriend material Love him

[@Rororoshaan]

“You have such tiny little nose” BLUD does not know these Pakistani genes 🗿

[@Anemo_Jesus]

LMAO 💀💀

[@amberg4131]

Hooray! Noah’s making audios again❤

[@dark_nightmin]

He said: Big ears Now I can't help but think of dumbo YnY

[@lololll-q4l]

LMAO 😭😭

[@curliwurlies]

Im so used to listening to his voice, now I can't go a day without listening to one of his videos 😭‼️ (me asking for more German professor... For research purposes)

[@cecilieandersen7531]

Love falling asleep to this❤🫶🏻

[@avyanaxo]

HE’S BACK (only to leave again 🤔?) 😩❤️

[@LakshmiDigari]

FR!! Next upload gonn be in february😭😭

[@NoahsHaven]

I would never

[@NoahsHaven]

Thatsssss not even that far away

[@NoahsHaven]

Thatsssss not even that far away

[@LakshmiDigari]

Your reply smells like delayed audios noah...smh . Never gonna beat those delayed audio claims are you?? Lol jk

[@HelenaKhumukcham]

I kinda feel like whenever I listened to him I get butterflies I will be so happy if get a bf like noah...

[@6.xynth.9]

I love how the video starts off as a documentary 😂

[@nina_aizen95]

It felt so real ❤

[@SayuriLii]

🤣 I absolutely adore his silliness

[@Cherryb0nb0ns]

This is such a younger brother behavior I cannot 😭 I thought I escaped my brother's chaos yet here we are-

[@mariyamtzaidi98]

Him: so are you ready to be educated? Me: aw hell nah after 20+ years of education 😭🩷

[@rahakarimi3640]

I feel emotionally attacked...laughing crying loving...

[@Mahiiima_]

Not the purrr -

[@sevensmaid]

I won't use a crossbow next time I step into a battlefield. Thank you Noah🙏🏼

[@unepetitecoquette]

I was just studying about this war for my exam 🥲

[@malimalo6563]

Him: Cmon, educate me Me: did you know octopus have 9 brains and 3hearts?

[@IrraleeVA]

5:31 are u ready to be educated? Me: no Him; ok so Me 😂😂😂😂

[@merow7609]

its giving kitty cat

[@Yourfavebrittishgreeneyedgal]

Meow Lookin ass 🤣🤣

[@Eleanor.613]

Bro When he laughs, I stare at my phone and smile like an idiot,thnx 4 this asmr noah🎀

[@carmenkupferschmidt6764]

Didn't knew this guy is german .... kinda happy cuz yk im not the only german in here ..

[@auroraelizabethgutierrez4572]

Los hombres podrían empezar a escuchar a Noah y robarle la personalidad y ya 😊😂❤

[@Dan-Heng]

7:44 HELP HE SAID YOU COULD SHOOT LOT MORE 'BOWS' NOT ARROWS 😭😭😭💀 THATS SO HILARIOUS 😭😭 LIKE THEY ARE PRACTICALLY GIVING AWAY THEIR SUPERIOR BOWS HAHA 😭😭😭

[@ehjane4202]

I am indeed laughing! 😂

[@salwahelwa6921]

6:35

[@lexii-mix]

NOAH WE MISS YOU COME BACK!! 🤍

[@wilezkauwu2150]

Loyal as always, look at me 💜🫂

[@Anyadbiztosnem]

Aaa thanks noah, i can sleep again❤😂

[@DanieAtauSha]

Hes so cuteee!

[@sumanprasad8316]

My gosh! How do you know that I like physics? Btw This video was lit 😁

[@42sjamieson]

Hehe i loving this 😂😂😂 you narrating lol

[@saikikusuo7182]

❤❤❤ i love this

[@mariyamtzaidi98]

Y’all stop. I’m manifesting a husband like this

[@mattea7808]

This was so cute! Booping my nose...adorable. no poking my sides though, it tickles too much 😆

[@moomoobaby_hmp]

I loved the script 🤭💞

[@june29378]

why am I into silly guys... this is a silly goose even... I'm so tired

[@turta784]

When he was purring i thought it was his way of showing the phone ringing 🤓

[@rosethenapqueen4729]

Him: It was King Edward the...? Me: Third **nervous cause I didn't actually paid attention** 😂 Him: Third. Yes. And it was King Philip the...? Me: **starts giggling because I don't know the answer** Fourth Him: No. Sixth. I know you didn't paid attention. For a minute, it felt like we were reallll!!😭😭 Sed lyf🤧

[@incompetentloser4941]

i literally stopped eating my bagel at the ears comment

[@DeboraBarrosDBX]

Me 38seg after playing the video: awn he's so cute

[@anonymoosepanda]

Noah purring is my new favorite comfort.

[@chloe.dnll13]

Noaaahhh can you please please pleaseee do a video where the listener is reading or has to read a book???🥹🫶🫶 I have so many books I want to read but haven't had the motivation to read them bc I always feel lonely🫠

[@rAwr-T-T]

Not gonna lie i wish i have a boyfriend like this when i get one *im so lonely😭😭😭😭😭*

[@CoconutwaterCoconutwater]

Stop smilling you're singel 🫵

[@justlilithhh]

I answered the quiz correctly. This is so unfair

[@Jane-yw9qq]

How did you know I was staring at my phone ?!!

[@poonamdhillon7431]

sometimes it feels like you're right in the room with me n i get all shy 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@epicyou6754]

What the hell my friend sent

[@marquitapatterson7148]

YIPPE I LUV THIS VID 🤓

[@CarolynnRickard]

"Prince Phillip the...?" "Sixth!" "oo someone didn't pay attention. It was the sixth." I SAID THE SIXTH BROTHER

[@Brixx1122]

STOP I LOVE YOU🤭🤭

[@kittysenpai678]

12:59 paused the video and yapped about the War of the roses for half an hour I'm cooked

[@josi.2023]

14:07 he is claustrophobic? I AM TOO

[@wolfiescratch]

bros a bird 😭

[@mariadarling792]

ok i didn't get king the sixth but i KNOW THE REST I SWEAR i even wrote about the cross bows and how he went attacking till he stopped at Paris i think

[@cenkisabiwasabi1010]

Him: are you listening to me? Me: * practicing finger spelling * 😀 Ps. You lost me at a king wanting France

[@Yourfavebrittishgreeneyedgal]

WTF IS FINGER SPELLING? ☠️

[@cenkisabiwasabi1010]

@@Yourfavebrittishgreeneyedgal in American Sign Language (ASL) handshapes have been created for each letter of the alphabet and can be used to spell words when you don’t know the sign for them or if a sign for that word does not exist, it’s called finger spelling because your spelling the word using your fingers :))

[@Yourfavebrittishgreeneyedgal]

@@cenkisabiwasabi1010 OHHH OKAY makes more sense THANK YOU!

[@Viuna_l]

1:18 he turned into Jordan Peterson for a few second

[@ayaf4iyez]

speaking of McDonalds, i really want some

[@_lisalisalisa_]

Hey Noah!!!

[@daykeel17]

... Y'all I need tarpy.... 😢

[@melaniepereira2688]

Same 😂

[@lottajohansson6790]

Seems like a cat purring for exemol noha lol😊

[@AjlaValeria]

Wow we are early 🎉

[@debbielangton8371]

So is ya brain😂😂

[@aaquita]

U r so funny and yes you sound like Jesse Ross (Noah Fearnley). 😅🤭🥰

[@lottajohansson6790]

Do you need a extra blanket lol 😊