"Your entire face belongs in a museum" Yeah it's a real Picasso
@manwtf38834 жыл бұрын
oh my FUCKING god
@MaiMuffins4 жыл бұрын
Ba dum tisss
@ThePhantomM1X4 жыл бұрын
Creep me right out
@TristanLackey4 жыл бұрын
Wap wap wamp waaaaaahh
@tylercoomber43194 жыл бұрын
Ooh, self burns, Those are rare
@SublimeNine4 жыл бұрын
ER: “do you have any questions for me” Me: “yeah actu-“ ER: “No, good”
@spicywater87014 жыл бұрын
quantum gamer he knew your question, he answered it later in the video
@rmcmahan03484 жыл бұрын
Idk why but if he was a bit younger he may look like ssundee just saying
@monib96694 жыл бұрын
When was that
@maxsolis55384 жыл бұрын
quantum gamer Cliche comment 😒
@runawayfaeIX4 жыл бұрын
Just like a real doctor, honestly 😅
@wikern70104 жыл бұрын
When you were 6 and tried to make a Mii of yourself
@koso04234 жыл бұрын
Don’t give the math teachers any good ideas!
@bartekkaminski92464 жыл бұрын
And and
@ThatFakeSternYT4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@orangeismyfavoritecolor4 жыл бұрын
Synchronized Cell ..what do you mean..??
@EternallyEve4 жыл бұрын
@@orangeismyfavoritecolor read the OP
@jarjarjacobs4 жыл бұрын
it took a middle aged man dressed as a doctor in a KZbin video to teach me self confidence in my caruncles.
@SPAMTONGG4 жыл бұрын
Mood
@ltbubbas4 жыл бұрын
god takes many forms
@This_Guy554 жыл бұрын
Ltbubas lol true
@captainxbox73224 жыл бұрын
@Lexi Asbury perhaps he is
@captainxbox73224 жыл бұрын
@Lexi Asbury ha
@agusss_villa4 жыл бұрын
when you want to recreate yourself in The Sims
@Max_62004 жыл бұрын
Literally me
@trippyskully4494 жыл бұрын
Was gonna like but then realized it’s on 666
@hydrawith2heads9124 жыл бұрын
@@trippyskully449 don't worry it's safe now
@madatrynnn4 жыл бұрын
@MALACHI MARSH nah they probably just like the number. so baby pls chill n go nite nite to this video
@squish87854 жыл бұрын
@MALACHI MARSH OK.. Sheep 😜
@akoalabear2394 жыл бұрын
I don’t think I’ve ever heard the word caruncle before today, but now I’ve probably heard it 20+ times and I’ve been told that mine are quite stunning. Funny how life can change so quickly.
@charliegfdb68673 жыл бұрын
Crrubdehbdcbhuiofweyipwhtbjpcruuopvnhghpvfrhbhp
@yellowmello12233 жыл бұрын
@@charliegfdb6867 You okay
@charliegfdb68673 жыл бұрын
@@yellowmello1223 wait what
@charliegfdb68673 жыл бұрын
Oh wait wtf
@charliegfdb68673 жыл бұрын
I must have been high or blacked out I don’t remember typing that lol
@luni19464 жыл бұрын
Me: I don't like my body. ER: Has anybody ever told you, that you have amazing and fascinating caruncles?
@boopsboops76924 жыл бұрын
They really are something
@florilaan4 жыл бұрын
Somebody needs to determine the exact measurements he actually took and draw the face that would have been needed for that
@dovahcatgaming9224 жыл бұрын
PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU!
@khymerlynnchamberlayne54114 жыл бұрын
I might do this soon ,,, quarantine has me bored and deprived 😳
@MaiMuffins4 жыл бұрын
@@khymerlynnchamberlayne5411 , Wow I would have never thought that it would look like that. I'm impressed you stayed awake enough to record the info and draw it.
@livly_garden4 жыл бұрын
@@khymerlynnchamberlayne5411 they have the most stunning caruncles
@kalidasanmuthusamy48874 жыл бұрын
Me: yes Yes YEs YES
@Synthshot4 жыл бұрын
Doctor: *Explains and measures face* Me: I like your funny words, science man
@rontyla48943 жыл бұрын
Yeah Science!
@killeranimatronic54483 жыл бұрын
@@rontyla4894 science is good but migic is better
@viceroy24663 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a skyrim guard.
@shruggedword23023 жыл бұрын
Clone high references are the best
@I-TM-I2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Aperature.
@remy17054 жыл бұрын
i’ve been reading through the comments and i am so impressed with the fanbase of ER. everyone is so genuine and nice to each other, a very good environment as well as very relaxing asmr vids. congrats to you ER and to all the wonderful people in the comments. have a fantastic day and don’t get corona
@shadowbrine1142 жыл бұрын
I think that's just the ASMR community in general (the audience I mean). If you don't get the tingles (as in you not react to it) or you think all this is weird, then you just move on. Like, people don't tend to leave nasty comments on videos like this, because you'd already have to like ASMR to find it. So everyone left is really nice! 😊
@skymanlordoftheskies2 жыл бұрын
This comment is like a blast in the past into 2020
@maple70932 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with a good beer, eh?
@lillie3029 Жыл бұрын
I hate you. This is definitely not satire. /s
@SnootDog11 ай бұрын
(Narrator voice) "And then he said the N-word..."
@Mistersheeaun4 жыл бұрын
Man I really hope we get a follow up to "what type of SCP are you?". That's my favorite rift video ever and there's so much potential there
@Hank123West4 жыл бұрын
Honestly he could make this an SCP ASMR channel and id still be happy lol
@PredatorH2O4 жыл бұрын
@@Hank123West It basically is one. Most characters could definetely be considered as scp.
@og.K74 жыл бұрын
predator H2O which characters?
@PredatorH2O4 жыл бұрын
@@og.K7 Corvus , Dave, The Man etc.
@inderclubpodcast1254 жыл бұрын
yeah but honestly we need some crazy sh*t going on there like the viewer needs some wings or a monster body, so er can talk about it, would be so interesting and fun (no front btw)
@danktoast28984 жыл бұрын
“don’t worry, if you pass out I’ll just keep feelin you up”
@ivoboksem8514 жыл бұрын
danktoast I wouldn’t even mind
@perniciouscarrot75284 жыл бұрын
@@ivoboksem851 Mmmmm kinky
@enterval43284 жыл бұрын
OJ simpson: HE TOOK MY ENTIRE FLOW, WORD FOR WORD BAR FOR BAR
@ClaytonTheCracker4 жыл бұрын
@@enterval4328 more like Bill Cosby
@heresydeleter42764 жыл бұрын
Claytonislit 420 *Pill Cosby
@herpderp39164 жыл бұрын
I think this whole video was just an excuse for ER to say caruncle over and over.
@Im_Everywhere4 жыл бұрын
I suspect that you've hit the nail on the head there bud
@kakary31613 жыл бұрын
Bubger Kirg
@AGA-q3f3 жыл бұрын
@@kakary3161 borkr kink
@tomahawk9298 ай бұрын
W O R T H I T :)
@Osoros6664 жыл бұрын
my brain in the middle of an exam: " caruncle - isn't that a beautiful word?" me: stop brain: " caruncle caruncle caruncle caruncle caruncle caruncle "
@bruhnova89173 жыл бұрын
How does this have no replies wth
@gamerbros34313 жыл бұрын
@@bruhnova8917 you ruined it
@SwordGuy173 жыл бұрын
@@gamerbros3431 Then why don't we all just delete our own replies?
@bubblegalaxywolf34193 жыл бұрын
Um 🧍♀️🍿 don't mind me.
@idiotyhjtasdfgdghnm66383 жыл бұрын
Car uncle
@gee_dubya4 жыл бұрын
Me trying to get a girlfriend: “You have the most amazing caruncles”
@DwightLivesMatter4 жыл бұрын
Cringe.
@chilly17014 жыл бұрын
@14LM Stfu and don’t ask for views
@tenaciousjape82884 жыл бұрын
That is officially my pick-up line from now on!
@JustLaxxin4 жыл бұрын
He'd crawl out of a hole in the ground lol
@boofenshmirtz36583 жыл бұрын
What’s ur profile picture? It’s creepy
@fergusdunlop84984 жыл бұрын
1:57 ER:"and your upper right pupil" Me: yea treat me like the four eyed freak that I am.
@arsenicsCatnip4 жыл бұрын
Fergus Dunlop that’s sounds kinky ngl
@fergusdunlop84984 жыл бұрын
@@arsenicsCatnip I I did not mean for it to sound like that lmao
@JerryBlueChew4 жыл бұрын
Fergus Dunlop it really sounded like it did LMAO
@cutiesoupia2 жыл бұрын
New fetish acquired, 4eyed kink
@a_normal_guyy36272 жыл бұрын
@CripticLocker apparently your comment is translate to English as "come on"
@mitsurumochida84884 жыл бұрын
The most scientific way to say "you look hot"
@MSKIV4 жыл бұрын
*correct*
@tenaciousjape82884 жыл бұрын
Nono, he’s got a point
@No.1EspurrFan4 жыл бұрын
Why are you booing me?! I'm right!
@bruhnova89174 жыл бұрын
I mean, yeah
@kelp_idk4 жыл бұрын
That is what we call a statement that is not wrong.
@liekeemilia4 жыл бұрын
*Ephemeral Rift saying I have remarkable facial features* Me laying in bed with a double chin: :))
@myrobloxworldrevamped20024 жыл бұрын
Your lucky :((((((((((
@erynevangelho45384 жыл бұрын
Very accurate
@thatcarguy20644 жыл бұрын
My Roblox World: REVAMPED technically it would be :( ))))))))))))))
@TrevorEllison-lh5yo3 жыл бұрын
:^ /))
@cidnah3 жыл бұрын
double chin doesn't mean ugly!!!
@verynotunique4 жыл бұрын
ER: you have extraordinary caruncles me: *starts crying*
@YoIsthatJuiceboxSupreme2 жыл бұрын
Do not
@Spxddesghxst2 жыл бұрын
This made my day
@BumUncleCyd4 жыл бұрын
Just title this “ER saying caruncle for 54 minutes”
@DakonusPlays4 жыл бұрын
Actually 54:05 😂😂
@luis_-mf3er4 жыл бұрын
come watch my baby Pluto edit would really appreciate it
@incrediblepony3 жыл бұрын
He learned a new word - we should be proud of uncle ER. It's not often boomers broaden their horizons xD
@incrediblepony3 жыл бұрын
@@oddity404 no clue really.. with they way he changes looks all the time he could be 32 or 58 :S
@TheCstar074 жыл бұрын
I don't know Doc, the last time someone measured me while I was asleep I woke up in a grave
@someguyontheinternet87694 жыл бұрын
Trust me You have my word that that might not happen
@nobledamask4 жыл бұрын
* nonchalantly whistles "The Shadow of the Undertaker" *
@Alisibeth_Talia2124 жыл бұрын
Last time it happened for me, I woke up in a room with someone I hated.
@FoxBullet4 жыл бұрын
Lucky; last time I got measured like this, I blinked and woke up in a corn field. Damn aliens; that probe left me sore for a week!
@bombdotcom21683 жыл бұрын
I reckon the last time someone measured me in my sleep I ended up with a missing kidney-
@fatborb.56774 жыл бұрын
Telling it's for science is basically telling "You're ugly." In a way to not hurt someone's feelings.
@jojje48614 жыл бұрын
Fat Borb. Or he wants prime mesurments of a sæxy face
@frizzykitten204 жыл бұрын
It could just be really weird to say they like your face and want to measure it so claim its for science id get very worried like are they goimg to make another face of mine and be weird with it if they liked it, but for science its easier to say yes 😂
@freddo43044 жыл бұрын
That's why I skipped it so that way I am not ugly 200IQ
@akoalabear2394 жыл бұрын
We’re not ugly, this man clearly told us that we have gorgeous caruncles!!
@cornchicken084 жыл бұрын
This video is a lot more terrifying if you watch without sound and guess what he's measuring
@Necrom64 жыл бұрын
My absolutely humongous monster cock
@totallynotimpostor85334 жыл бұрын
.
@og.K74 жыл бұрын
PeksMex whats a cock?
@resnoname24114 жыл бұрын
@@og.K7 an animal,the male of a regular chicken.
@localjuicebox90264 жыл бұрын
@@resnoname2411 if u look at his channel u can tell he knows what it is
@OGSinisterPotato4 жыл бұрын
275g/9¾oz unsalted butter, softened. *275g/9¾oz soft light brown sugar.* 225g/8oz granulated sugar. *2 large free-range eggs.* 1 tbsp vanilla extract. *475g/1lb 1oz plain flour.* 2 tsp baking powder. *300g/10½oz good-quality milk chocolate,* chopped. roughly into chunks, *100mg of vecuronium bromide.*
@Beat_20044 жыл бұрын
Mwat
@I-TM-I2 жыл бұрын
I'm extremely confused and terrified by this.
@theskeleclan Жыл бұрын
Thank I fed this to my dad And now he’s flying through walls at hyper sonic speeds
@grace1113-f7r Жыл бұрын
gonna need some context sir
@leotsering Жыл бұрын
@@grace1113-f7r*CAKE*
@MinorSpiffy4 жыл бұрын
Can you do a video where you are just really suspicious of whoever you're testing like they are lying with every answer for no reason. Just pull back your face and be like "you sure about that...."
@Potato-pq5ez4 жыл бұрын
Gaslighting asmr
@amandaf72144 жыл бұрын
Do you need a hug?
@thehappywendigo48134 жыл бұрын
the new world order wont stand for sus behaviour
@rotwieler54 жыл бұрын
Id be up to see that :)
@shipmastershadowofintent52494 жыл бұрын
@@amandaf7214 is that for everybody
@Mythzz4 жыл бұрын
27:46 *"well my scepticism.. Jumped out of the 40 story window to its death..."* I love it 😂
@I-TM-I2 жыл бұрын
Did it do it for SCIENCE!?!? (portal music starts to play)
@rabidrider11354 жыл бұрын
This had me so relaxed and laughing all at the same time. I lost it when he said pull someone aside and tell them to take a good look at your nostrils.
@Cam-rz4zd4 жыл бұрын
Me spending 15 hours in the character creation on a new MMO:
@user-sk3jd3ff3q4 жыл бұрын
Day 12 of trying to convince Ephemeral Rift to do a Gandalf the Grey ASMR Video
@DarkWallay4 жыл бұрын
Keep going soldier! I'm supporting you!
@crusadervader36094 жыл бұрын
Dude I would love to see it
@LuckyArceus4 жыл бұрын
M or dumbledore.
@johnweber45044 жыл бұрын
That could be funny, “YOU SHALL NOT PASS OUT...yet”
@FirestormDDash4 жыл бұрын
And what. Then have a crossover with the Thor of ASMR?
@VerucaMarie4 жыл бұрын
"Hey girl, lemme measure your eyeball and then bounce."
@MaxiSniper3 жыл бұрын
"Hey you got nice caruncles"
@qualivia4 жыл бұрын
I want someone to take those measurements and draw us the face of this fascinating creature.
@lindseyphilbin45154 жыл бұрын
Feeling pretty good about my caruncles right now
@thegodofallakira63494 жыл бұрын
Two possibilities: one er found out what a caraunkel was about an hour before writing the script for this, or b, he’s know for a while and has wanted to put it in a video for the longest time and finally had a chance.
@TimberYeti10892 жыл бұрын
I know this is an old video man, but I have to say: your video quality is amazing. Easily top 5% of the creators out there. Audio is very good also, but this video really showcases your video fidelity.
@asklepio77874 жыл бұрын
Bruh, I just noticed that I have the same pen as you... I lost it yesterday 👀
@wolftankbabygay4 жыл бұрын
It was I, the great pApyRUs
@saltygoat90344 жыл бұрын
He’s sneakin in your window, snatchin yo pencils up.
@Goldstar9904 жыл бұрын
Exposed
@ericaleslie2574 жыл бұрын
In your case... It would be... *HAD*... Since you lost it yesterday!!😂
@Scantlin20264 жыл бұрын
he stole it
@Shotzy644 жыл бұрын
I can’t help but think that ER just writes down his shopping list whenever he has a clipboard.
@FirestormDDash4 жыл бұрын
"I like pupils. They're alright." - Rift
@dejangvozdic7154 жыл бұрын
Dexter: omelette du fromage Me: caruncles
@lumethecrow26324 жыл бұрын
Omelette
@lumethecrow26324 жыл бұрын
@What about no He can just Google it
@AlaynaAlana4 жыл бұрын
Ain’t that an egg?
@lumethecrow26324 жыл бұрын
@@AlaynaAlana An omelette is made with eggs, sí
@bigoulay464 жыл бұрын
What about no hahaha t’es en train de tous les mêler là.
@bkroque103 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this video, it gave me the most tingles I've ever had in my entire life.
@PamelaAlcantara43873 жыл бұрын
Can I just say I absolutely adore how he ads “For science” and after says “the measurements I *need*”
@grimms87834 жыл бұрын
Everyone else in the comments: "Man I'm so ugly" My immediate thoughts on seeing the video: "Go ahead and measure, I'm bloody gorgeous."
@vurelf4 жыл бұрын
fact!!
@blitzkrieg73534 жыл бұрын
E.R. in the video: Bruh you ugly af tbh
@acolorbox4 жыл бұрын
Dallen Franklin im not. I don’t eat hot chips or lie.
@grimms87834 жыл бұрын
@Dallen Franklin Yeah, I would say so considering I'm a dude.
@grimms87834 жыл бұрын
@Dallen Franklin Well, not really. I probably have as much to offer as the average person. I'm just confident in my appearance is all.
@grxh66334 жыл бұрын
34:06 „I like pupils“ *FBI knocks on door*
@shishi18063 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I should be laughing or concerned
@yellowmello12233 жыл бұрын
Oh my This is really creative
@MaxiSniper3 жыл бұрын
*MAN*
@Mkmcco4 жыл бұрын
I fell asleep around 20 minutes into the video In school
@xenan2144 жыл бұрын
I would've liked to see that happen
@frizzykitten204 жыл бұрын
Thats a risky place to watch these videos in the first place 😂
@ThePhantomM1X4 жыл бұрын
For science
@timewellspent81374 жыл бұрын
-IN AMERICA I don't think most of you will understand that one
@immaguitar36404 жыл бұрын
@@timewellspent8137 I think it should pretty obvious considering how often that joke is made on the internet lol
@BirdyBrainzz154 жыл бұрын
"You have quit the remarkable set of facial features..." Why thank you~ ( ꈍᴗꈍ) The man likes ma caruncles
@GodofWisdom1234 жыл бұрын
Yay
@bombdotcom21683 жыл бұрын
Such a strange word- Caruncle. I kept laughing and snapping right back awake when he said Caruncle
@BornotB-xi6kg4 жыл бұрын
"for science" By this he means getting measurements so he can clone us and replace us with a near perfect replica.
@akoalabear2394 жыл бұрын
Hopefully the replica of me will be better than my actual self xD
@cyanmint11734 жыл бұрын
It'll be like the episode when everyone turns into Dr.Doof zombies
@I-TM-I2 жыл бұрын
LORE: this is a scientist from Aperature Science to clone people for tests.
@aircrawdad73134 жыл бұрын
8:10 "It doesn't effect your vision at all I just want you to be self conscious for the rest of your life" O-oh.....
@Yunowuno3 жыл бұрын
Sees aot pfp Me: your a person of culture as well
@Bluesit322 жыл бұрын
"Am I some kind of freak? Is that a hump?! I am not an animal!"
@AndratVO4 жыл бұрын
This, to me, feels like an “Eye of the Beholder” Twilight Zone-styled video, just with much less terror. While almost everyone in the Riftverse has the same facial features, we have a different face, as was made evident by the many people making remarks about our face to this doctor and him doing measurements to make sure we had the right proportions, making sure we conform to this society’s standards.
@hairburrito4 жыл бұрын
now THIS is galaxy brain
@FirestormDDash4 жыл бұрын
Its just a horse in a tux. Dont worry guys. He blends right in.
@luis_-mf3er4 жыл бұрын
Andrat come watch my baby Pluto edit would really appreciate it
@sihtdaeruoynac34864 жыл бұрын
Man, this got deep suddenly...
@shadowbrine1142 жыл бұрын
This is such a deep and beautiful comment and my tired ass was just staring at it thinking "wtf is eye of the beholder? Is that a Yu-Gi-Oh card?"
@foxx.on.saturn51434 жыл бұрын
Him: You have nice...uh facial features Me half asleep: Whyyyy thank you 😌 i picked them out myself
@Shadowheart1812 жыл бұрын
Ah, went through the body modification too I see
@jwfjwf40314 жыл бұрын
When Uncle E becomes Caruncle E
@shadowbrine1143 жыл бұрын
This one. This is my favourite comment
@Knivesisi3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the few videos I can sleep to with 100% effectiveness, 100% of the time. Well done
@iimv19354 жыл бұрын
Honestly I don’t want to sound demanding if you ever read this or if anyone else agrees with me i could really use another suicidal thoughts and depression video. This year is super shitty and I’ve been having more consistent thoughts of suicide and they really help take my mind off of my everyday life and help me stomach everything that’s happening. If not it’s ok I have all of your other lovely videos but I figure I could at least try. Much love and good luck everyone
@localboye19624 жыл бұрын
I hope you’re ok friend , Rift may not have posted one of those in a while but if you ever need somebody to talk to I’m here , even though we don’t know each other I’m willing to listen if it means your life continues , I hope you’ve had a great day today
@andrewtrojack27964 жыл бұрын
My Instagram is Andrew.trojack . Snap is andrew.trojack . If you need to talk don’t hesitate to add me or follow me g
@shyguy74814 жыл бұрын
Definitely agree with you another video like that would be incredible xx best of luck to you in your hard times the storm cant last forever
@TheWorhik4 жыл бұрын
Soon all these treaths will be over, just keep faith and hold on. I believe in you, you can do it.
@angelycal4 жыл бұрын
bro i feel the same... hope youre ok, take care and good luck, everything will get better with time 💞
@emilypassaro18474 жыл бұрын
I'm always so anxious to go to sleep because of my meds giving me terrible nightmares every single night, but without fail you are what helps me finally fall asleep thank you so much
@yungavocado31584 жыл бұрын
The last time we measured facial features of people, it wasn't so welcome by the world.
@abnormaltetricitisrex72694 жыл бұрын
Yung Avocado “his nose is too big...” *Send him to the gulag*
@yungavocado31584 жыл бұрын
@@abnormaltetricitisrex7269 *the "camp"
@gaim_goddess30904 жыл бұрын
They had to check to see if they were ripe for the oven
@gangstakittie76994 жыл бұрын
@@gaim_goddess3090 oh my god haha
@GoOnion4 жыл бұрын
Well, I was thinking more about this and the will west case
@gemndiamonds64254 жыл бұрын
let's measure your dilated pupils *actively constricts pupils with bright light*
@alinatheresa7024 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@bbvetromile4 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@capn_fannybaws57093 жыл бұрын
I love listening to asmr at work. Work is stressful and this is relaxing and plus I have monster so that I'm not falling asleep at work.
@krystaleekeane72372 жыл бұрын
This has weirdly done so much for my confidence (Which is the lowest measure possible) that I won’t even question the oddity of this video
@Kogara14 жыл бұрын
Me: watching asmr turn up the audio Ad: PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
@MsYunaFires4 жыл бұрын
And this is why you go Premium ;)
@bigboikrabbypatty39794 жыл бұрын
Original
@_foodwrap_4 жыл бұрын
LET'S PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
@homeforflowers2184 жыл бұрын
Although it wasn't an ASMR ad, mine was an ad for Persona 5 Royal. I watched it through and through till the very end!
@coominrider4 жыл бұрын
Vanced?
@TheBladeOfTheHero4 жыл бұрын
There better be a “Fixing Your Crooked Smile ASMR” video coming in the future.
@MSKIV4 жыл бұрын
I can make your smile crooked with my rates E fists
@kockinmeazz Жыл бұрын
@@MSKIV Run my 1s 🐱
@kadburycream4 жыл бұрын
I like that ER is helping to fill my lifetime quota of the word caruncle in one video, considering I’ve never heard it before and probably never will again. Glad to fill that all at once, thanks!
@Poet_034 жыл бұрын
I kept hearing Grunkle, which made me miss Gravity Falls a lot... BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER.
@Kn1feShift4 жыл бұрын
HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!
@delastiny6484 жыл бұрын
@@Kn1feShift it's funny because marriage is terrible!
@twiggerpoem00574 жыл бұрын
This is what I live for gravity falls jokes in a asmr video comment section
@reapster124 жыл бұрын
I feel like this man just finds the funniest terms and just repeats them. I love it its funny
@TheCstar074 жыл бұрын
I like it when he does a science
@ollie_ii4 жыл бұрын
1:02 Rift: “before we begin, do you have any questions for me, whatsoever?” Me: “is this lega-“ Rift: “no? Excellent.” Me: *visible confusion*
@itsfridapedersen21304 жыл бұрын
I’ve been struggling with quarantine and sickness as of yesterday and this really helped me to relax, thank you!
@CooledJets4 жыл бұрын
Coronavirus ASMR when?
@Acor4 жыл бұрын
Covid-19 head ass
@patrickmcneilly42934 жыл бұрын
Try not to get a car sick, it could catch the Corolla Virus.
@itsfridapedersen21304 жыл бұрын
Patrick McNeilly That’s a good one
@ericaleslie2574 жыл бұрын
Oh my God...😱 You have been infected with and are physically sick with THIS CORONOVIRUS????!!!!...😱 Again... Oh my God...😱 If it is fine for me to ask... Which country of this earth of ours do you live in??!!😭 I am so sorry that you are physically sick with this CORONSVIRUS...😭 Hope you get better soon... 😭
@TheEliteLiberator4 жыл бұрын
I probably watch this video every day ill be honest. It never gets old
@trixieboi95304 жыл бұрын
*Measuring mouth* "Thats gonna be about 7 caruncles wide"
@Red_Dragon49777 ай бұрын
Meaning your pants “That going to be oh wait uh 0 caruncles wide”
@Goldstar9904 жыл бұрын
"I like pupils, they're alright!" "What was I doing again?" MEEEEE
@L0CAL154 жыл бұрын
@Cock_Huge lp2 You don't gotta be so rude about a comment, you know.
@boodaboop72464 жыл бұрын
Cock_Huge lp2 bruh moment
@literallybooby27374 жыл бұрын
@Cock_Huge lp2 lmao
@Catoonz4 жыл бұрын
Having unlimited stash of ideas... FOR SCIENCE
@gdtiuler65064 жыл бұрын
54 mins of rift making you smile should be the title
@jackiea.5074 жыл бұрын
ER is one of my faves. He’s so different and soothing. Him and Latte
@Strokearm2 жыл бұрын
High five for latte! And moonlight cottage
@xandria_magic777 Жыл бұрын
Just imagine a collab between ER and latte 😅
@mudshrooze4 жыл бұрын
My level of confidence in my looks raised a whole 2 percent because of this video. thankyou sir!!
@tubecrazy30003 жыл бұрын
“I like pupils, there alright.” And that’s it. XD I woke back up laughing.
@RainRiderAmbience4 жыл бұрын
ok, if its for science :P
@aarononeill29934 жыл бұрын
Him: You have a remarkable set of facial features Me with my triple chin: *wELl ThaNk yOu!*
@bronycrafter15263 жыл бұрын
This has apparently become my nightly video to sleep to, caruncles are incredibly relaxing
@Whatever-mx3bt4 жыл бұрын
3:15 oh yes! That device gave me the longest tingles, that is super effective!
@AadiASMR4 жыл бұрын
3:10 doing something on camera and sound really good keep it up
@camloch4 жыл бұрын
Okay, but why does this video make me feel affirmed in my face? This video genuinely makes me happy, and rarely does such a video occur that makes me feel as happy as, if not happier than, the SCP-049 video.
@claras.7404 жыл бұрын
Loved this. I find face measurement videos oddly relaxing
@MoxxieAngel-LeeValentine.4 жыл бұрын
i have heterochromia (two different eye colours) and i don’t get much appreciation for them. hearing him say that they’re fascinating really made my confidence boost 🥺 x
@flamedinogaming12264 жыл бұрын
midnight._ butterscotch I appreciate them
@flamedinogaming12264 жыл бұрын
That cool as hell
@MoxxieAngel-LeeValentine.4 жыл бұрын
flamedino gaming aw, thankyou 🥺🥰
@marki_parki92244 жыл бұрын
@@MoxxieAngel-LeeValentine. hold up, people don't appreciate. I get so intrigued by different colored eyes. Humans, dogs, tarantulas, anything. It just seems so fascinating.
@emmabean80342 жыл бұрын
:O What colors???
@ArchangelionTTV3 жыл бұрын
I think this may be my favorite of your videos. Dunno why but it just relaxes me so much!
@IceBlueASMR4 жыл бұрын
''For science'' ohhhkay Feels like some Frankenstein experiment lol
@loehm39664 жыл бұрын
Science
@frailvictorianchild4 жыл бұрын
Skience
@seshgreen40844 жыл бұрын
Dismemberment song?
@Cyian4 жыл бұрын
siens
@TheRealCantaraBella4 жыл бұрын
Decided to scroll back through the vids to find a golden nugget. I missed this one when it first came out. So glad I found it in this extensive library.
@lucasrex954 жыл бұрын
The caruncles got me. Never have i ever been so happy to have someone appreciate my caruncles.
@FidoeFTW4 жыл бұрын
My favorite part was when you would write down on the paper attached to the clipboard. Suuuper relaxing.
@BigDirector11514 жыл бұрын
This is pretty great.. but how about Corvus cures you of Corona virus ASMR
@RRTSMPlayz4 жыл бұрын
I litteraly agree you but speaking of Corvus,I kinda miss him 😔
@britmeme4 жыл бұрын
I don't think he would just because it might receive a lot of harsh backlash. There's an asmrtist that made a corona video and lost a shit ton of subs.
@henrysneck27194 жыл бұрын
Nahh he shouldn't do that sjajajajja
@kateen39154 жыл бұрын
YES!!!
@tartagliussy5294 жыл бұрын
He kinda listened
@IamDefinetlyaBagel2 жыл бұрын
This guy so good he has no haters visible
@BatzuBatzu Жыл бұрын
This guy just brings me happiness with his own simple way
@shannonn25693 ай бұрын
I am currently sick and this seems to be helping me not feel alone, feeling sleepy.
@Doc_Book426094 жыл бұрын
When he mentioned the eye pigmentation, i suddenly remembered that my eyes were hetocromatic and they have multiple different colors, so, thank you for noticing
@Doc_Book426094 жыл бұрын
I don't remember writing this
@Doc_Book426093 жыл бұрын
I still have no memory of writing this
@existentialcrisiscat51882 жыл бұрын
@@Doc_Book42609 this might be the funniest thing I've read all year 💀
@goreman71602 жыл бұрын
@@Doc_Book42609 do you remember writing this yet
@Doc_Book426092 жыл бұрын
Not even a little bit
@Whatever-mx3bt4 жыл бұрын
Yes officer, this is the man that made lewd comments about my eyes and nose in a confined room!
@PEYTONTHECOWBOYPRINCESS4 жыл бұрын
It seems like every time I try to relax I get a PragerU add complaining how they’re being censored on KZbin.
@MrCooljeppe4 жыл бұрын
Is pragerU still a thing? yikes, i hoped it would have died out by now
@sarahmathias94634 жыл бұрын
MrCooljeppe you and me both, but they're still trucking on being bigoted assholes
@debbieparks3564 жыл бұрын
Your descriptions alone deserve thumbs up.
@RiK00N__4 жыл бұрын
10/10 experience. Was able to stay asleep DURING the dilation!
@Snomadu4 жыл бұрын
Next video: Making a life sized silicon model of *you*
@mr.hangman97083 жыл бұрын
13:07 Finally someone understands the feeling
@clockworkfinal544 жыл бұрын
38:09. “The width of your upper lip”. This mans got a Steven Tyler sized mouth according to the measurement😂
@ethanc3942 жыл бұрын
It's so amazing to see that this channel has grown so much! I remember subscribing to this channel back in 2012 when there was like 30k subs.... will we ever see the return of the couch companion?
@craigmohyde42892 жыл бұрын
I love how he does these types videos, I feel a lot more confident in myself!
@AltimaMantoid4 жыл бұрын
I wonder, given current events, would it be appropriate to make a video with everyone's favorite plague doctor?