ASMR - The IMPOSSIBLE Cognitive Screening Test (will you pass?)

You 100% won't be able to pass THIS Cognitive Screening Test!
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[@EleventhFloorBelfry]

As a Brit, I didn't expect to have so much trouble being asked who the previous Prime Minister was. It's all been a blur these past few years.

[@wgrandbois]

Or, in Truss's case, few months.

[@emadallie3721]

That's how they like it, blurry

[@EternalFinity]

boris johnson?

[@jameslappin9896]

In fact, by the time you’ve typed this it could have changed at least twice

[@ineptwizzard]

I think it was a lettuce?

[@blazerer2424]

I don't think I have ever been bullied by an ASMR video before 🤔

[@hushvirginia]

😂😂😂😂

[@TRLAuthor]

Someone had way too much fun putting this together.

[@WhisperAudiosASMR]

😅

[@andrewq159]

@@WhisperAudiosASMR Are there 40 squares? One that's 4x4, four that are 3x3, nine that are 2x2, eighteen that are single squares & eight small ones? 1+4+9+18+8=40.

[@pawewasilewski1930]

The impossible test: Can you name a current UK royal [family member] who isn't surrounded by controversy?

[@broslicetim]

The corgi

[@neilleng9188]

Princess Anne.!

[@Keapix]

I suspect I’ve had a rapid cognitive decline 😂

[@tentacleenjoyer8109]

I know I have

[@JamesChurchill]

"Can you tell me the season in Singapore?" "No" "Correct."

[@BeautyIsJustAMask]

I'm so glad I don't have to take a cognitive test irl because if someone spoke to me like this I would melt 😂

[@br-v388]

I'm pleased to report I aced every question and am NOT lying about that and typing this while curled up in the fetal position crying.

[@DukeNukem2417]

Like Alice, I try to believe three impossible things before breakfast. Also, I think this test was meant for Time Lords, or at least one in particular.

[@analogicparadox]

I think that was the queen?

[@horshack1973]

I absolutely love being immaculately soothing and ridiculously silly at the same time.

[@judicator375]

How do you say windy in ancient greek? me: PFFT.

[@MiraCrest-gi7bv]

This is strangely a super tingly, creative, and hilarious experience! That peach and blue combination is very pleasing to the eyes too.

[@lucygee804]

the news existential dread question made me laugh out loud

[@jimballard1186]

Oh, the slow soft-spoken. I could listen to it all night. If phone books still exist in the UK, I would listen to you reading it in a slow, soft-spoken.

[@helenabillie1143]

The first question (“What is windy in ancient Greek”) made me think about Cutebunny’s Greek Teacher video😁💜

[@WhisperAudiosASMR]

Yes!!! Omg !! You got the reference!!!

[@rainwalks4723]

I call rigged test, according to the Mayan calendar we're in oblivion because the world ended already. 😂

[@lenn55]

Looking forward to watching this before bed tonight!

[@montanarose4622]

Your voice just melts my headaches, I could (and do) watch this series on repeat forever! Oh, and my Z words were zephyrs, zealous, zestier, zoology and zesting (?).

[@mosaicmind88]

I laughed the whole way through! Made my day.

[@JasonFanelli]

Alternate Title: "The Cognitive Test Administrator's Last Day Before Retirement"

[@robertgriffith4575]

It's always a joy listening to your posts, I use these while working to occupy my overly driven mind 😁🤙

[@Sweeney1215]

Ppp

[@imsorrythankyouplease7613]

Qqq

[@verisimiliar]

Even the challenging ones are being passed easily since I have practiced REALLY much... 😂

[@UltraSonic737]

Her: *puts up a complex math equation for one minute*7:22 Her: "Can you tell me what the answer is?" Me: "Applesauce." Her: *writes down my answer* "Okay...perfect." I'm a genius. 🤓

[@lordyhgm1801]

The equation is the Erdös-Straus conjecture, it’s clearer when written as 4/n = 1/a + 1/b + 1/c as I spent a while trying figure out how you could have absolutes like that before recognising it and checking it was what I thought it was. The actual conditions are 1 =< a =< b =< c, since the solution will always 2 or greater. The easiest solution is a=1, b=2, c=2 which produces 4/n = 4/2, but the conjecture is something to do with there always being a positive interger solution. Maths KZbin used to have a grip on me I swear

[@lucasthornton6794]

Imagining the Being powerful enough to ace this test

[@382ideal]

No clue how you have "only" 200k subs, your voice and ideas are magnificent

[@intense_pickle]

The calming, smooth, sultry British accent just makes you want to do whatever she says doesn't it...DOESN'T IT. :P

[@southwestwifarm3516]

Somehow in this one I got ASMR triggers and anxiety at the same time 😂😂😂

[@elliotandrew3576]

Being a classics major, I thought I had this in the bag after the first question. Oh boy we went downhill fast

[@Nick_792]

Impossible you say? Well I say believe in the Impossible! 💪 But then watch me fail this test!!🤣

[@kewas_asmr]

Damn those questions... I find it so funny. Failed at the first one already :D I love the way you look at the camera after asking the question with the head nod like: "Now go you little stupid bi*ch" You literally are bullying me into sleep 😂

[@WhisperAudiosASMR]

😂😂😂😂

[@Tabbylover55]

Omg, such a funny ASMR video! I'm not falling asleep though, I'm too busy laughing so hard, so this is a most wonderful fail 😂

[@roneteus]

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. 😴

[@Lucas-hh2rs]

So that’s how Cognitive Screening Tests for general AIs are going to be ... LOL

[@billwilliams5352]

I had to spell antidisestablishmentarianism for extra credit in 6th grade.

[@christiannakruger]

I had to spell hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia in sign language in 5th grade. I wish I was joking 😖🤦🏻‍♀️

[@miguelsantos84]

Perfect way to start the day, yesterday here in Portugal we celebrated Mother's day and I spent the day with my mom and she loved it, I need more days like those. Wishing you a great week. :)

[@itsjohnthomas]

Another day, another upload 👏

[@spitsmuis4772]

I lost it at "and the second word... without moving your lips" 😂

[@VentiChaiLatte]

YAYYY! Impossible or not I’m takin it! love the cognitive tests!!!

[@Justin-gu9my]

The „1 squared“ made the second equation way too complicated

[@scottandrewhorne4655]

I Have Just Had These Videos From This Wonderful Woman Recommended To Me By You Tube And Not Only Is This Woman Beautiful Her Asmr Is AMAZING X

[@Logan.watches]

My love, why did I feel like was hearing an AI sometimes? Btw you really made feel that I shouldve taken school & University more seriously. 😂 I love you as always.. ❤

[@MorikaASMR]

Started out bad and didn't improve much! I definitely didn't pass this cognitive test 😂

[@wolffromthejungle3894]

I found one word! Zealous. For examole, Dr Hastings is very zealous.

[@KOS_Nova]

We should fear the person who gets a perfect score on this.

[@P6009D]

8:21 The answer in fractional form is (-734704/5) or in decimal form (-146940.8)

[@zawarudo6805]

Ah yes, who passes the test is now a Mentat

[@martijn0797]

So... insomnia made me draw up a roster.. the man in the green house has the fish 😆

[@that1guy335]

Was this done in a single take?

[@WhisperAudiosASMR]

Mostly! 😁

[@ericc6820]

I needed to be humbled a bit so thank you

[@MayaLove777]

You weren't lying when you said it's impossible lol

[@CichyASMR]

What a fantastic and relaxing voice!

[@atticstattic]

Sometimes, all one can do is surrender to the impossible

[@XYZeNxghtmxre]

I was like wait that equation looks familiar. It took me a minute to realize you pulled a sneaky sneaky 😂

[@Profile__1]

Dude how are you so naturally comforting? Even the way you blink makes me wanna relax and just fall asleep.

[@aaronjones198130]

Have as much faith in yourself as Charlette has in her shirt buttons!

[@shanenolan5625]

Thanks, Charlette. Ancient Greek 😆. Blue suits you.

[@Wierdorob]

I think this test was written for Sherlock or Spencer Reid.

[@NanoScream]

"What is your answer?" Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@sleepysweetart]

Ma'am im dyslexic 😭✌ (thats why i wont even try but just sleep lol💖)

[@THEUNKNOWNTROOPER1399]

This test was from the Fallout Universe! You really have to take your time and think through the process. But wow this was an interesting test.

[@MrPiotrV]

I neeeeeeed the answers to these questions!

[@chrisclarke8150]

Just ‘WOW’ for your natural beauty 🥰

[@estellesstories7467]

Uproariously hilarious! Thank you.

[@wildbill7267]

The answer is 42

[@robotlegs]

Chevrolet, Honesty, Antidisestablishmentarianism.

[@ceno10101]

Starting the video: I got this. After about 5 questions: I don't got this.

[@programmerdave9893]

Zippers, zipping, zithers, zymurgy.

[@SUAVE_AMIGO-X]

Thank you so much for the helpful relaxing enjoyable entertaining video!❤🥰

[@CardPlayingStrategies]

I can't remember those 3 words. I'm still stuck on how you pronounce "controversy".

[@canturgan]

Obliged, not obligated. That's an Americanism.

[@JayMeasom]

What is windy in ancient greek....... i was gone after that 😂

[@carolynswiszczart]

Tingles and laughter!

[@vikramm5908]

failed because i couldn't focus on the lesson 😢😅 Beautiful hair btw, love this look ❤

[@blackhawk-kf8kq]

I knew the twilight ones. I'm surprised at how many people don't know them.

[@DannysMyNanny]

What's the answer 7:20

[@MtlCstr]

And I was worried this would be difficult.

[@jordanroby94]

This actually put me to sleep LOL

[@buttpub]

4(ac + bc + ab + a + b + c)

[@ASMRMusings]

Damn, I didn’t even comment last night when I watched it. I am so sorry! Big fail!! Haha thx for the vid!

[@jons2cool1]

I'm 7 minutes in and the only one I got right so far is the ancient greek for wind lol. Thank you Maryanne hahaha. The math equation I chatted with my AI on it for like 20 minutes lol. You have to know an algebraic identity for one step. You'd have to be very clever to solve it without help. Let alone in 60 seconds hahaha.

[@Josh-ol7jg]

I bet those are NICE

[@MrRasta3600]

What a cognitive test would be like in the perfect Meet the Robinsons future. 😂

[@edithfoxx842]

Did anyone actually tried to solve the 1min math task??😅 I never enjoyed feeling dumb more!😂 Great video as always🥰

[@wildbill7267]

I don’t believe it is a valid math equation 😂 . Any mathematicians please weigh in!

[@vincem3748]

I was able to solve it, assuming those are fractions in the equation, as vertical bars in math have a different meaning. It took me awhile however

[@knaussenheimer]

after only question 2, yep i'm gonna fail this

[@gmac673]

Beautiful woman with a soothing voice and a great accent. I think I'm in love!

[@kbird6208]

How on Earth did you do this with a straight face? I do know my geographical coordinates though!

[@antekpiekutosky818]

Beautiful clip ! ❤❤❤ perfect by clip .. asmr in office working - sorting and ripping old papers, documents your beautiful hands...Can You make that clip?

[@Hunt3r2k]

WOW that was a tough one, almost didnt make it 😅

[@John-tz2tx]

The man who drinks water owns the fish

[@ripxdoc]

name the monarch not surrounded in controversy challenge difficulty impossible

[@br-v388]

The Burger King, obviously

[@andressatrescastro1188]

The kids! I answered Charlotte 😂

[@crptpyr]

​@@andressatrescastro1188 Charlotte isn't a monarch, though it'd be pretty funny if she were

[@SinSchism]

Uh... |n=1| when n>2?

[@Wxttsit]

I indeed, did not pass

[@johnryan1386]

OMG I feel so dumb, but the tingles! 😅

[@johndunlap1211]

One does not often get to use their Koine Greek!

[@floverdevel]

Perfect voice 👌🏻

[@jameslappin9896]

10:30 I was wondering where that was going

[@rillip3]

Auto play took me 8 minutes into the next video before I realized it was a new video so... I'm pretty sure I failed

[@jamezilla]

Ancient Greek?! I couldn't tell you MODERN Greek!

[@NetRolller3D]

Anyone else noticed the anticipation error in the tongue twister ("imazhinary" the 2nd time)?