ASMR | The RUDEST Waiter in the World Roleplay

[@TheASMRRyan]

Really proud of this video! I hope you all enjoy it! Let me know if you like the new cuts kind of format in this video or if you enjoy just one long take videos. Thank you! Don’t forget to smile! 😁❤️

[@preacher.ofthe.endtimes]

It's awsome bro

[@swietny]

🥏🌟

[@kimberly7446]

love you 💕 it’s amazing!

[@renroxhrd]

I forgot to smile 😅

[@felixkjellberg1639]

Nah fam you tryna make me cry

[@alyssajones4368]

I was having a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day and then rude waiter ruins it in a matter of seconds. Thanks man! 👍

[@jeffysml8695]

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[@DatTrueGamer]

Boy does that happen too often or it’s the other way around

[@arcsoned1112]

I thought you said that you wanted to hear “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day, can I have your order?” but the rude waiter ruined the moment

[@convoyleader4173]

@@jeffysml8695 sounds like shit

[@alyssajones4368]

@@arcsoned1112 Lol wow.

[@anny2453]

One of the things I really like about his acting is how expressive he is with his eyebrows, adds so much to the video

[@ripxdoc]

love how you blend great humour & great sounds, thanks Ryan!

[@publicbutter722]

It really does

[@bethanym6697]

I absolutely love this series! You do such a good job at acting it all out which makes me question if it’s really acting or if this is how you act off camera 🤔😂 Keep up the good work!

[@davidcarnevale8885]

Everytime I think I cant meet a ruder waiter. Can it get any worse?! Fun fact Ryan, your very first rude waiter video was the first video I saw of yours before I subscribed. My how the time has flown

[@jeffysml8695]

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[@Jack10158]

I like to imagine that they actually started to like each other after the first couple times and now they just keep it going as running joke trying to top each other every time

[@elijahsierra2590]

one of these days he’s gonna end up ACTUALLY trying to hurt our feelings 😅

[@jeffysml8695]

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[@Ainsi110]

Instead of Emphasizing actually emphasis TRYING

[@JOSH-sg4km]

@@Ainsi110 😭

[@ArtsiAriesASMR]

Facts!! It’s too relaxing! Feels too good to hurt

[@tjrobirts5038]

Ryan: *being rude as hell* Me: sir im going to put this as nice as possible i'm sick of your shit

[@LukasASMR]

😃

[@teezthemc]

If I pay close to $6mil for 3 courses I better never get hungry in my life again🤣

[@sleepeatrepeatt]

Nah cos the way I was imagining myself snapping back with “I’m the CEO.” I started making up my own damn story 🤣🤣😭

[@one-iy6kw]

edgy

[@piureoo]

​@@one-iy6kwreal

[@retropoke]

For 5 million dollars, that meal had better come with a lifetime supply of gourmet food delivered to my house.

[@litamo7119]

Plot twist Dorsia is one of those restaurants where the waiters are supposed to be rude. We were giggling the whole time and waiter Ryan made Bank in our tip.

[@heyitzautumnthtsme7608]

Why do I love his rude asmrs better than anything? I just find his sarcasm and cutting remarks the best ever! Love u ry!

[@chandlecharge]

Love that after you poured half the bottle of wine it took a while to focus when you got back. That worked out well.

[@asmrsloth]

The Restaurant Ambience just makes this video a touch better - These small details really does alot imo😁

[@Ebear7]

Ryan im trying to go to sleep but you are making me laugh so hard rn. Really good video keep it up.

[@CelticGoddess111]

This is even better because I just watched American Psycho for the first time last night lmao

[@michaelb8924]

don’t just stare at it, eat it!

[@sirius3821]

I can’t believe I got Saturday reservations at Dorsia 😳

[@Miguel-bj6is]

This man's asmr videos are so entertaining 🤣

[@lovelove-jx9qt]

Im sick in bed but this is the first time i laughed all day. Thank u

[@GenericProtagonist7]

Two years ago an elderly woman stopped me as I was walking past her in the grocery store; the reason being so she could ask if I could grab a bottle of wine off of the top shelf as I am relatively tall. I obliged her and grabbed her a bottle of 7 Moons cabernet sauvignon, but in doing so my sleeve caught a bottle and two came crashing to the ground. The thumbnail of this video reminded me of that moment and I cringed so hard I'm no longer sleepy anymore.

[@Mystery-ASMR]

I wish the best for your community, have a beautiful sleep 🧡✨

[@XShtR]

This gives me MJF vibes (ask your brother 💀)

[@derdorado1564]

love how creative ur vids are

[@maymoonasmr1900]

I like how you’re in the background talking in between serving! It would be cool if you added in some chewing sounds from the customer, or some register sounds, something like that! Love the video 🥰

[@teezthemc]

I hate chewing sounds . Can barely it with other people in a quiet place🤣

[@fanofsimonpegg]

I *really* should not be watching these food-centric ASMR videos so early in the morning. Even just that singular hot dog made me lick my lips. And that "plastic bag" comment reminded me of those ultra shiny puffy jackets you can get and I can just imagine someone responding to that with "Ayo I paid $300 for this! Come *on*, man!" A great video as always!

[@goodnightgraceasmr]

LMAO love this😭🤍 comedy plus asmr is a such an unexpected amazing combo💀

[@defeatedvegeta3122]

Hands down the funniest asmr content creator

[@mykarmapolice]

“I’m not sorry to bother you.” lol

[@cailenkeaf]

Really love Ryan, really makes me happy and makes me laugh and makes me feel good before a big test

[@slendermansrevenant1875]

2:37 Ngl I was freaked out by how accurate that was! Why you gotta call me out like that😂

[@AlexPalssonMedia]

I really love getting disrespected by a complete stranger that makes me feel as i’m a useless human being, love IT😄

[@tonystarkunlimited7332]

I'm kind of concerned 🧐

[@yaliaaaa.]

….

[@yaliaaaa.]

@@tonystarkunlimited7332 maybe they were kidding and were being sarcastic..?

[@EddieUsername]

I love your roleplays of course, but I'd love to see some more "casual" type of videos. The video of you building the Master Chief helmet is still one of my favourites to watch!!

[@alisonsoifer4191]

Thanks Ryan for this awesome roleplay! I needed to laugh!

[@delaneyparker4939]

Wonderful video. You are a really good actor and ASMR artist. Always love seeing your videos. Keep up the good work!💙

[@Diamond0FC]

I like how when he introduced the hotdog the camera just strictly focused on the hotdog and blurred his face for 6 seconds

[@jamespoopyhead2216]

reservations at dorsia feel like patrick

[@moviesbye9294]

I'm just in Dorcia to show off my new business cards.

[@kalebm466]

Yes the waiter series I love it thank amazing vid keep the great work up

[@42CEOLONGLOSTTWIN]

Best asmrtist on KZbin

[@aghost5841]

I don’t blame him for throwing up when well done steak was mentioned, and those who want to argue that well done steak is good can’t even argue because they are still chewing

[@TheDirectStunt]

That “You’re Nothing” killed me😂😂

[@hm6134]

Ahahahah 🤣 “ make a right on poverty lane .” Jesus that really had me ugly laughing

[@LeslieBTv]

I absolutely lost it when he said “I would never walk into your MudHut”!!!!!!! I am fucking dead lmfaooo😭😂🏆

[@logans.7932]

"Wait so I owe you $30K?" "Nah I'm just clowning you bro it's like $45.50"

[@TheEvilsalvo]

oml your voice is so calming

[@Latent_Ensurgency]

“We have a dress policy and ew is not on the list” Literally dead 😂😂💀

[@Patrick45356]

RYAN TILTY TOWIE IS BACK!!!!

[@chantalbotlikova3008]

1:30 Love the eyebrow lift 😂👏🥰

[@Vaxxra69]

How dose he manage to stretch the video out so long while still bing entertaining

[@charikii]

I'm so obbsessed with Ryan's rude roleplays!

[@swietny]

Ryan is lookin quite dapper!! 🤩

[@johnfowler4230]

Patrick Bateman would be furious if he found out a homeless man got a reservation at Dosia.

[@AnimeshDas108]

Having one of the worst days man will finally relax

[@Palthura]

Impressive, very nice… let’s see Paul Allen’s roleplay 🤨

[@michaelb8924]

You like Huey Lewis and the News?

[@knockoff_oreo83]

I feel like these waiter videos are just an excuse for Ryan to write off his groceries as a business expense

[@GeodPlayz]

Its always a good day when ryan uploades

[@justanothercomment9978]

I personally believe today is my birthday and my friends asked the waiter to prank me

[@_.cloudxari.__2105]

Can we talk about the fact he talks about socks and Sandals in almost every video🤣😭

[@userhasbeenkilled]

It's really made my day,thank u ryan!

[@ArtsiAriesASMR]

It’s too relaxing to hurt 😩🤣

[@danwyso6570]

I can’t tell u how many times I’ve listened to this on Spotify. I love ur rude asmr videos sm they’re hilarious

[@jproductions5977]

Our professional chef, Pablo

[@cbeberg]

Have a hot dog w your wine, before steak 😂 I keep laughing to hard I’m going to wake people up here. Thank you!!

[@ravekingdom9435]

Plz make more of this,u as a waitor is amazing, especially a rude one 🔥🔥🔥💯💯

[@zombiegirl1444]

For being 5 stars the food sounds like its from the soup kitchen lol love you Ryan

[@johng7410]

ASMR Ryan your timing for the jokes are great. I know it's scripted and what not, but it still takes talent and you got it.

[@dylanbrooks5701]

1:24 we happen to have a dress code and eww isn’t on it hahaha

[@Khailiyahh]

3:26 oh nooo well done or we fighting waiter ryan💀

[@Joemama11738]

Chef Pablo role play??? 😂 amazing video

[@Tahitiforsweeties]

The starwars joke got me cause I love starwars

[@GamerRedRaven]

i am getting godly tingles from here

[@calvinsmock302]

Bro I lost it at "chug jugs and shield potions"

[@mkudrna1123]

that hotdogs looked delicious ! another great video as always

[@steelfoot98]

My, uh… my name is Dave. That really snapped me back to reality lol

[@taylorwright7711]

"your dog bowl" got me

[@Cx_7071]

the steak looked really good!

[@teezthemc]

"Eat that with your hands"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@charlesantoine3551]

Reservation at the Dorsia? Impossible

[@mutilatedhatred4868]

I got an 8:30 res at Dorsia ;Great sea urchin ceviche

[@michaelb8924]

Ya like Huey Lewis and the News?

[@studify5746]

I swear to god if i ever meet such a waiter i will create a scene and not leave until they are fired

[@keeganleist8119]

Feels like Patrick bateman

[@littleshell2748]

Welp at least this time I got wine and actual food I'm great full 🤗😂😂

[@2Dudesandafishingrod]

“I’ve never been to a freak show” 😂

[@zenitsuagatsuma5837]

That hotdog should be considered a crime against food, nay humanity.

[@iswee119]

i would KILL for reservations at dorsia

[@mattburns21]

The single eyebrow raise is everything 🧐

[@RaveFM7]

Ah yes, I would love to hear asmr from the rudest waiter

[@proto6086]

My god that glass of wine was huge

[@TickleBot24]

Everything you offered I am allergic to 😭🤚✨

[@shizmagee138]

How did he manage to book Dorsia on a Friday night at 800

[@sirius3821]

😏

[@ElMaquinitas06]

nd that's the moral of the story....never judge a book by its cover😭😭😭

[@Datta-pz4ik]

man should make a video only roasting us cause these roasts are good😈

[@cristianoalejandro7302]

Dorsia reservations are so hard to get. This is why the dining room is empty. They’re so exclusive no one has them.

[@wapfa]

I straight up thought Ryan called us a pig at the start of the video

[@JRichard86]

Thank you for the organic mustard, it tore me up on the toilet later. What did you mix into it!?!

[@ericsantos8432]

At this point it's time for a Debra face reveal

[@horrorfan5423]

Your videos are unexpectedly poppin'!

[@unsaiinted]

You were 100% correct on giving us medium rare instead of well done