ASMR | The Worst Sales Pitch & Survey 📝 (Roleplay) actually relaxing, I swear

I'm ready for my award.
Sorry this was so short! Next time I'll sucker you into a longer pitch ;) Also, this video was rudely interrupted by a thunderstorm which you can hear near the end of the video and is also the source of all the cuts. Hopefully it adds to the relaxing-ness!
And of course, obviously this is not a real product and should not be taken seriously.
Love you guys!
Allison
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[@blahblahana]

I truly cannot understand how that attitude stresses the hell out of me in real life and relaxes me sooo much when watching ASMR 🙃

[@JubileeWhispers]

Same!!

[@professordoctor2138]

Maybe because in real life if somebody is that awkward and antisocial then it’s worrying but if it’s same then you know it’s probably not true. Also all the words sound more pronounced since she’s spacing them out.

[@viperzzzgaming7323]

How hard she worked on this from the clothing, to the way she speaks, to having a set plan is so underrated

[@jooshasmr3233]

idk if you have seen Parks and Rec, but you nailed the April impression

[@_miguelithink_5636]

Aubrey plaza??

[@HugoStiglitz88]

@@_miguelithink_5636 I think so. If so I agree

[@makosarene]

"insomnia resulting in a stranger whispering to you on the internet" quite the side effect, don't think i've heard of that before

[@cozycami_]

in case you needed more convincing and didn’t watch the end: the side affects include (but are not limited to) vampirism, unlocking 100% of the brain, veganism, stockholm syndrome, greyscale, additional limb growth, and superhuman strength

[@TheWipal]

i become a vampire and vegan? does that mean i do photosynthesis like those plants? 😶👀👀👀

[@HugoStiglitz88]

Worth it to unlock 100% of the brain

[@groggmayles8657]

@@HugoStiglitz88 And to get Superhuman strength and the chance of growing an extra superhumanly strong arm.

[@ospeight]

And pentapox, Didn’t your cousin Chang die from it?

[@exlllxo]

GREYSCALE AKDJFWHHQ

[@Digitalbath4]

"Steve R" - I see Cap is making a cameo, I love it!

[@asmrreviews8979]

Right? That was slick as hell

[@groggmayles8657]

Is Joe B, Supposed to be Joe Biden?

[@linden5165]

"this is the happiest I've ever been in my life" 🥴

[@KenY2KenTV]

This is so good, I haven't fallen asleep because I was laughing so much but I feel extremely uplifited, which I think I needed. Thanks, Allison!

[@Quinndee]

Giving me very Aubrey Plaza vibes I love it LOL

[@eldancer12]

Quinn Deveraux I was thinking the same thing!

[@defaultsplace1348]

Agreed.

[@JubileeWhispers]

She is my muse

[@RatFilth]

JubileeWhispers I think you mean moose. A common mistake.

[@MoJack20]

JubileeWhispers she’s my celebrity crush

[@BnCnnn]

Please do more of this! Would absolutely love a longer version of essentially the same thing. Thank you for introducing me to this amazing product!

[@davidhasayt]

I love that you probably had to do more than one take because it sounded too natural..... "surely I can make this more awkward?" xD EDIT: The last "side effect" had me chuckling to myself!

[@JubileeWhispers]

I really thought about redoing some parts, especially when the thunderstorm interrupted near the end. But unless something massively goes wrong and I have to start from scratch, I always go with the first and only take because it's more organic!

[@davidhasayt]

@@JubileeWhispers That's impressive for a single take, you're very funny & very relaxing at the same time. I love your videos, especially the Skyrim ones, as you can probably tell!

[@Yui714]

Been watching ASMR for years and never seen anything like this! This is amazing!

[@hillsxx5967]

She look like she’s trying so hard not to laugh 😆

[@neoavenir]

god i love your soft spoken voice 😭 hopefully we get a part 2 where the pills turn people into zombies.

[@TheRealChiefBeef]

The way you talk in this reminds me of deb from Napoleon dynamite. You should do more of these this was really funny

[@nmckoyy]

LimeCayOyster *eats a sandwich, drinks egg yolk and talks gibberish*

[@Crota0100]

@@nmckoyy "Yeah a few years back I found a few Shoshone arrowheads in the field"

[@PersistenciaMemoria]

"I see you're drinking 1%. Does that mean you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."

[@Austin.D]

Literally thinking the same thing 🤣

[@syzoractb4461]

This is on my top 3 favorites of all time I'd love to see you do something similar

[@ProactiveDreamers]

1:00 I INSTANTLY busted out laughing 😂 Hints of an undiscovered comical genius in the making?

[@Icythot-m6i]

she said "🥴"

[@ProactiveDreamers]

Valentine대런 They actually have an emoji for that expression?! 🤣 wow

[@linden5165]

Have you seen her incompetent doctor role plays? They are super funny too.

[@ProactiveDreamers]

Linden NZ Then that’s definitely on my list to check out next. You can tell she has some performance chops in acting or something in the arts. Thank you for the recommendation!

[@Natasmodis]

Same :D

[@EmilVahl]

I keep comming back to this video. The audio settings are so perfect here!

[@andrewxyz24]

Her: "Do you find yourself sneezing on occasion and breathing too loudly/quietly (pick one depending on person)" Me: This is a load of barnacles... Her: "Would you like to be taller..." M: "Mhmm ok, keep going, yeah i'm listening."

[@supergxnshinxx5554]

You wrote M instead of me Btw this is SO relateable 😂

[@mikearisbrocken8507]

“Do you find yourself sneezing on occasion and breathing too loudly/quietly?” Me: “How did she know?! 😮

[@Jadieeeee]

This is artistic genius. And also relaxing.

[@Natasmodis]

Brilliant! The video I needed right now without even knowing that I needed it.

[@sierrab489]

Need a series of this so badly

[@AgedBacon]

"Do you have a second to talk about an amazing product that will change your life?" I'm ready to buy it and give it to you, you need it.

[@MrBalaki97]

When i heard cinco i said hell no wheres tim and eric

[@AbyssalFrost]

Cinco helps you watch your friends sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

[@stephanie3121]

You’re reminding me of April from parks and Rec and it scares me 😂💕

[@aletheiaobserver1082]

Excellent delivery. Came across as well-informed and really believed in her product. 10/10 salesperson 👍

[@flyingelvistx3194]

This was great! 👍 The side effects 🤣🤣🤣

[@yokothedoggo2869]

Me: “do you recommend this?” Her: “yes I highly recommend this....ummmmmm..... I do personally take miracle X three times a day and this has been the happiest day of my life” Me:👁👄👁 ➖👄➖ 👁👄👁 AND THE TINGLES THO IDK HOW MANY TIMES I SAID THAT IN UR VIDS GREAT JOB!!

[@Hecateris]

I never comment but this video is so cute 🥺 also, YOU’RE really really pretty!

[@kingzant99]

This is the funniest asmr video ever. I love it. The ending killed me. Never change.

[@Limxuv]

I am conflicted. Relaxed and anxious at the same time

[@oliveohyeah]

This is the greatest ASMR roleplay of all time

[@dominique1139]

You posted right as I was about to take a nap!!! Thank you!!😭❤️

[@proctoscopefilms]

I have too big a list to comment on all of the things I loved about this video. You're a regular Tim Heidecker. But more relaxing ! Thanks so much !

[@groggmayles8657]

She has a lisp that is so satisfying

[@meganr1449]

You're so multitalented. This was brilliant!

[@HeadUpTone]

This is exactly what I’ve been waiting for 🥱

[@TehXilee]

I'm giving this a like, not because I enjoyed it - because it caused me pain, but because of how expertly crafted this is and how well it delivered said pain. Well done./?

[@ember9821]

no one gonna talk about the women and her demon having a tea party 🤔

[@summerishere5146]

The ol sleep paralysis demon

[@wizardlizard55555]

I want to sleep but every time I'm about to close my eyes I start laughing 😭 "Now I have a 7.0 gpa"

[@ladyj3579]

I love the Tim and Eric reference and the Captain America one too 😆

[@JubileeWhispers]

So far you're the first person to catch the Captain America one (or at least first to mention it!) 😄

[@Willowtree82]

this reminds me of my favorite old school asmr when sales people would call your home phone and pitch to you, one of my first asmr.

[@UnlimitedProduction1]

This was perfectly executed and still relaxing

[@batekush8135]

this was so hilarious but also so relaxing omg i love it!!

[@ruthoftexas]

I think I have probably watched this at least twelve times in the last month and I still giggle every time. I loooove this one 😆

[@mscanza]

The tie is the best part.

[@ricoleswav9465]

Lmfaoooo I love that Captain America reference is so subtle most people won’t notice it. We need a role play now maybe an agent carter rp??

[@jessi330]

30 seconds in and I loved it. "and correct lefthandedness" hahahaha

[@camivegars]

This is sooooo funny and relaxing 😂💖💖💖 love it!

[@Killus2]

Yo this was actually 🔥 great work, super relaxing 😎

[@TheMeesterman]

Great video! Actually gave me asmr, which is becoming more and more rare!

[@samuelharper8968]

I truly love these type of asmr vids where it's just talking

[@MissVindicat]

Love this!! 😂😂

[@Cantyoutell1889]

It’s a crime that you haven’t made videos like this at all again

[@quantompurple17]

I keep re watching this because I honestly enjoyed it

[@byNorthrop]

This roleplay is PERFECT 🤯

[@canadiangunner0190]

LMAO I literally said "Cinco Phone" before you did :p the Cinco product commercials are my favorite part of T&E

[@lukethomas6936]

I like you switching between whisper and soft spoken

[@slooofer]

Still one of my favorites to this day

[@ruthoftexas]

I think I have watched this video a thousand times since you uploaded it! Please, ineptly sell me as many dangerous products as you can!!

[@exabsalom]

This rules, this was so good. I really hope you do more!

[@ILikedGooglePlus]

Really channelling April Ludgate

[@theexcellent2772]

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS VIDEO

[@mattasmr6398]

Definitely a Taylor ASMR vibe here. Very fun, love the piece

[@justinhandler4712]

I love everything about this

[@snacc-1100]

I can’t tell if this is adorable, hilarious or horrifying. Perhaps a mix of the lot.

[@hectorvega6483]

Lol dude I love this video it is so hilarious! I'm re-watching parks and recreation and this reminds me of April xD!

[@JubileeWhispers]

You can never re-watch Parks and Rec too many times!

[@cruxfleetcos]

this is so good i love it

[@RekiasChannel]

The acting in this is superior! Love it.

[@slooofer]

I loved this asmr, I know, I’m a little late to this- but hey! Better late then never lol. Hope she still doing asmr cause she great at it

[@eeeenaj]

I get some April Ludgate vibes, love it!

[@rockstartrey]

This video made me subscribe. Such a great character!

[@hugsy111]

Me when I did door to door charity sales... Please so more like this/with this character!

[@UxorialCross]

Fixes left handedness? But what am I supposed to do about all the left hand specific stuff I have ;-;

[@Heckkin]

sell it to buy more miracleX

[@missgurlyteengurl]

Don’t worry about it

[@HugoStiglitz88]

Left handedness is nothing to fix. Studies prove we're superior. Wrong handed people are just jealous

[@jasim9206]

This was so funny, keep it coming

[@TheWipal]

why was this video so entertaining

[@luisfed97]

EVERYTHING YOU DO IS TINGLY! IT'S AMAZING.

[@sundropasmr2924]

Finally!! I’ve been looking for something to correct my left-handedness for years! So tired of the ink smudging from my hand :(

[@pooky8063]

Strong Aubrey plaza vibes.

[@bluepheonix6873]

In the reviews she say Steve R. Which is a reference to Steve Rogers aka Captain America and Steve R. Claims he’s now taller and stronger ( Captain America: The First Avenger ) he’s able to rip fire wood In half with his bare hands ( Avengers: Age of Ultron ) and that his butt has never looked better ( Avengers: Endgame ) anyways just thought those references were kinda cool.

[@nekotajni394]

This is so silly and cute haha. Love it!

[@bobjobjoe8887]

I dont get asmr and yet i still need more Cynco lore

[@ndylion]

Really enjoyed this video! What's your set-up for "mounting" your phone camera?

[@asmrgrandma7488]

Amazing roleplay 😁👍🏾

[@zcadwresx]

The advertisement of those water cooling ac's work pretty well. I have 2 of them. Get them, now !!!

[@nogoodchad4473]

I've been sneaking it into my gf's food for weeks. The jury is still out on it curing her left handedness.

[@Beelzebud420]

A Cinco product lol...nice...Thank you for making these videos,your voice is soo relaxing.

[@kmalazane]

Love this video. Really good asmr

[@Idk-dl3vk]

7.0 gpa holy crap, where do you buy miracle x

[@isacrijns9825]

I wanted so long for a new “survey” video. I liked this one! But I prefer a more professional one!❤️

[@nedodo7477]

Yes I read all the side effects and now i feel better thanks miracle x

[@crispinmcsticks]

Thanks, sinko 👍

[@Willington_Willis]

Where can someone get this Miracle X? I want to fit in my navy suit for war.

[@lostlakpaul]

The Oklahoma part killed me 😂

[@heitorp.c.1327]

Awesome video, so creative. I love your videos!

[@gracepuckey3090]

JUBILEE: any constructive criticism ME: well you sent me off to sleep JUBILEE: That's kinda rUdE ME: .......

[@kkizzer13]

Pretty great comedy writing 😂😂

[@DecafMathASMR]

😂😂 too funny. I need some of this stuff haha

[@ToxicLeprechaun]

I'm sold

[@futureSydney]

I feel like these sales people aren't getting enough training!