ASMR Voice: Fresh faced [M4F] [Cute/Funny] [Removing your makeup] [Relaxation]

[@lauries.3741]

"Makeup is like your war paint" I need somebody who actually thinks like that.

[@kiritrash6998]

Saaaaammee

[@totallynotparker.3579]

I don't even wear make up!!! Im 17!

[@jupiiter4k]

STREAM WAR PAINT BY JONAH MARAIS

[@Vesperx_]

it is tho?

[@Drpaper-kv5hi]

Sameeee

[@sunflowertaeyong9261]

"It doesn't gross me out, it's just makeup." Marry. Me. Now.

[@hannahhester8376]

Blaize H Right?!!

[@dashblackshadow6234]

Blaize x you’re so fun hahahahahaha

[@ShaleehaZaret]

Jiminieeeee

[@whatsupfuckers4078]

B _ same

[@sunflower3520]

moood

[@cliffyyyyyy693]

“My cell-awr water...” What did the world do to deserve someone as precious as Cardlin?

[@Hubbabubba_x0x]

EXACTLY- dude he even has a girlfriend in real life and im like “bro shes such a lucky woman” 🥺

[@milosmate5279]

@@Hubbabubba_x0x he does?? omg she’s so lucky!!🥺😭

[@Minette.Louise]

@@milosmate5279 IKR😭

[@MusicBookworm]

@@Hubbabubba_x0x Bruh how did I not know that😢

[@juno2949]

I guess you could say I'm "cardi-bare faced"

[@1one1y.]

"Ice" "sea" what "U" there and it was very "punny" :'D

[@riversworld96]

i hate myself for laughing

[@1one1y.]

@@riversworld96 I hate myself even more for making these puns

[@riversworld96]

IAmThatOneRandomGirl it’s fine. They weren’t un-bare-able. (Haha stab me)

[@discwar7379]

@@riversworld96 -stAb-

[@laurindavies7639]

y o u s i l l y m u f f i n omf ily

[@zwinny0408]

"how long have you had your makeup on for?" Me: *It's been 84 years...*

[@lottie7457]

I was born with it 😅

[@yourlocal_weeb7786]

So you were born pretty damn it I was unlucky

[@rum_coke_17]

Cardlin: “Too tried to move, is that right?” Pretty much me all the time😋😴

[@tobyredfox9640]

MoOd

[@mynameisiris7560]

As I read this cardlin said it

[@lizzyc7479]

Cardlin: you silly muffin Me: AHHHHHH TOOOOOO CUUUUUUTE

[@spoopynature3181]

My sexual orientation is how Cardlin says baby at the beginning of this video 😍😍

[@sherriosborne1496]

spoopy nature I think that's is all of our orientations

[@babygirlwildflower]

Yes it is, it’s just, like damn, he’s damn 😍

[@MJ-io7os]

Reporter: Whats your sexuality? Us:Yes

[@restinjade]

I'M CHOKING RIGHT NOW-

[@keeleyinnit4306]

Y’all need to chill-

[@cameronmarter6536]

"A lick of mascara, a flick of eyeliner, a stroke of lipstick" *OOHH HONEY, if only it were that easy*

[@lainybug5066]

nO I cannot reveal my true fOrM

[@yukihazsweg661]

french fren *removes makeup to reveal my giant muscularman face* oH gOd PuT iT BaCk oN

[@icearies1665]

Lol

[@sherriosborne1496]

uglee this comment made me snort so hard my throat hurts

[@solarphina]

That’s a mood 😂

[@taniarussell3672]

If the men fi d out we can shape shift they're going to tell the church!!!

[@bailebeck]

James Charles is quaking

[@issajuju7886]

Mama Kink YAS SISTER YAS

[@Lara-gj6cs]

Yass sisterrr

[@SquishSquish]

Baile Beck HEY SISTERS

[@squishysoyeon7416]

*HI SHISTARS COME TAKE A SIP OF MY PINKITY DRINKITY*

[@rikkaedwardson1750]

*USE CODE "JAMES" FOR 10% OFF!*

[@pointlessjake5436]

"You smell.. Like you." CARDLIN DON'T LIE I SMELL LIKE BACON this is a blessing❤

[@kam1538]

I've been born

[@mariavidal5704]

I can’t with you🤣🤣

[@piaisabella5508]

my dyslexic ass read this as raccoon and i was so confused hahaha

[@n.evaeh_10]

I feel bad for getting peppa pig vibes..

[@kbears8tz126]

I smell life beef i smell like beef i smell like beef i smell like *BEEEEEEEFFFFFFF*

[@sicosaya09]

“She must be really tired to go to sleep without showering”. Boy! That hit right home! You have no idea how tired I am, I think I could sleep for 2 weeks. #JesusTakeTheWheel #WarPaintIndeed

[@st4rym3m0r13s]

jesuanayuuki #JesusTakeTheWheel OMFG I FUCKING *W H E E Z E D*

[@sicosaya09]

Aphmau Saved Me you’re welcome! Hahahahaha....

[@yukihazsweg661]

Jesus: *Steals the wheels*

[@st4rym3m0r13s]

Yuki Haz Sweg thaTS NOT I MEANTTT

[@biddleTM]

sLeEp iS fOr tHe WeAk

[@ivegotasthmar8890]

Every time he says “it’s just makeup” take a shot

[@sicosaya09]

i'vegotASthMaR you want people to get alcohol poisoning? 😂

[@ivegotasthmar8890]

jesuanayuuki 😂😂

[@yukihazsweg661]

i'vegotASthMaR yEs

[@peachaesthetics6972]

I have a hangover now wow thanks

[@thespawnofyoutube2046]

i'vegotASthMaR oml you drunk af then

[@keishi542]

Finally, a guy that understands why people wear makeup.

[@jayyy1077]

0:18 “let me just put you down on our bed and...” *casually throws me* “there”

[@elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722]

HEY HEY HEYYYYYY sorry I got happy

[@jayyy1077]

@@elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722 HEY HEY HEYYYYY

[@elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722]

@@jayyy1077 YASSSS

[@irukaibay7691]

Bokuto what are you doing here? I'M GONNA TELL AKASHIIIII

[@alobrrr4119]

"you silly muffin" Im- I'm a muffin, k that's normal

[@emilypreston4286]

“ MiCelAR water”

[@honeyaudios820]

Emily Preston MiCeLaR

[@marinastyles9444]

“are you joining me?” •jumps into bathtub•

[@aaliyah2085]

marina styles CANNONBALL

[@tabythajones3309]

A little after 9...🤔🤔🤔 THEN WOULDN’T IT BE 9 IN THE AFTERNOON?! CAUSE MY EYES ARE THE SIZE OF THE MOON!

[@jenniferstijfs5188]

Tabytha Jones omg, yes. Thx for that one. Patd whoop whoop!

[@tiffanimoore4343]

You win

[@nhungo2952]

YO SINNERS

[@lanashkrise8117]

YOU COULD CAUSE YOU CAN SO YOU DO

[@katsukibakugo4612]

Tabytha Jones OMG Y E S

[@rachelvelander]

Cardlin; everyones dream husband.

[@Rynn-]

@꧁Midnight Elf꧂ honestly same (the entire way I'm also a bi gorl)

[@vikbikxx]

*w H E E Z E* PLEASEMARRYME I FKIN LOVE YOUR VOICE I'VE BEEN BINGE WATCHING ALL OF YOUR VIDEOSSSS

[@ivegotasthmar8890]

Vivitoria w H E E Z E should be your username 👌🏾

[@fanaticism3204]

wHeEzEeEEEEE

[@viintage9020]

It is too good 😊it should be illegal 😶

[@bailebeck]

you need my inhaler ?

[@ggcookie12]

Same. I literally can feel his presence.

[@cute-coreenthusiast2299]

Tbh I never wear makeup so I'd be barefaced 24/7

[@biddleTM]

Same...

[@fridayswithlouise6698]

I dont Even own makeup. #naterualbeauty

[@meg6364]

The Psychopath I don't like makeup so same

[@tues97]

Same

[@salmasuuu]

Yesss

[@sadlittleghost8346]

If a guy ever referred to my make up as “War Paint,” I’d marry him on the spot.

[@tedabecakova3851]

"Hey, beautiful... you're pretty... iiii'm getting distracted, well..." LOVE IT!

[@jasminef.4969]

Having a thing for 10s and being a solid 3.5 is pretty rough.😂

[@Asmrwith.stargirl]

Jasmine F. Im a solid 0 lmafo

[@elaineparenteau7258]

I felt that in my soul omg

[@katiefrank7351]

Know the feel. Though I'd give myself a 5 with good makeup, and a 2.5 without :'D

[@celticangel3739]

Pansexual Lady Door mood af

[@gizmogurlie41786]

I'm a --------10 lol

[@jadeiglesias1779]

Nicki Tutorials is *QUAKING*

[@pocababyac]

-gasps- Micellar water?! He knows!!!!

[@kokopuffs4597]

Heh, I just turned my phone on and as soon as I saw the notification pop up- * *breaks finger clicking the video* * WORTH IT

[@ayyyimmaninja]

after a long day of walking around Universal Studios for ten hours yesterday, I REALLY need this.

[@becbec1836]

I'm sick and dying but this made me feel better because it made me laugh. Although I'm wheezing but that's okay.

[@some_nobody_on_the_interne143]

Send this to the Kardashian family

[@yukihazsweg661]

Some_Nobody_On_The_Internet #JesusTakeTheWheel

[@some_nobody_on_the_interne143]

Yuki Haz Sweg When Jesus wants to take the wheel, but you just want to keep on sinning.

[@rakanthecharmer3677]

They need this. Bad.

[@yukihazsweg661]

Some_Nobody_On_The_Internet yEs

[@nifke1466]

YAAAAASSSSS

[@gigi419]

I literally fall asleep with makeup on all the time #Relatable

[@CountessChuchoteur]

SAME. And all the time, I wish I had someone to just remove my makeup for me while I wind down for bed.

[@miraclesilva2993]

I'm literally 34 seconds in and this is amazing, how have I not found you before tonight??? I love this and your channel already!! Subscribed on the spot 👍🏻

[@laurenthorpe04]

myrikal silva Welcome to the family!

[@bts4ever472]

I just wanna say that I appreciate that instead of saying things like 'you look better without makeup", that u encouraged to to what we like ,and being fine with our makeup and encouraging us to continue with it if we want. Not every guy would say that, and even though they mean well, we like it more if guy were to approach this subject like u did. Nicely done.

[@gillianrose1998]

“You silly muffin”😂 I’m dying... my heart ❤️😭

[@starsyoon]

* video starts * Cardlin: shhh baby go back to sle- My brain automatically saying: *Go back to sleep and STARVE*

[@lottie7457]

STARVE CHILD I SAID STARVE CHILD 😂

[@owlselody9141]

omg I still can't get over how you say bby! this helped me calm bit more down thank YOU!!

[@berryyy4220]

DON'T TOUCH ME, I'M SENSITIVE. ....About my face.

[@ufsanshehe9816]

Charply H U M A N LY You do you girl you do you

[@zwinny0408]

This comment kinda reminds me of Drax The Destroyer! *"MY NIPPLES!!!"*

[@zwinny0408]

I just realized for anybody who hasn't seen Guardians of the Galaxy my comment probably seems so weird.

[@omgeodude]

Whoa, my dude! This is ridiculously cute! >:o I think the warmth and domesticity of this one is really nice. I don’t know anything about makeup, but putting the focus on such a small aspect of a daily routine is just so... gah!! Dat gentle intimacy, yo! The only thing that could have elevated this one is some additional soft sound effects, but what’s there is already p. dang good. :D Thanks, homie! (And nice, nice work, wilderword!)

[@Bunhaygames]

This is exactly what I needed after school.

[@Syel0820]

XD when you actually look like "it" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zwinny0408]

Same.

[@peanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts]

*le gaaaaaaaasp* Cardlin on my birthday? No way ... Y A S .

[@ebonyvoigt9963]

Happy (possibly belated) birthday!! Hope it was awesome!

[@tipsysonder4238]

I- I'm in love I hate to think that he's just reading a script...it feels too real❤️

[@emmalenahughes6472]

Omg, silly muffin. I am giggling. You have probably the cutest voice ever. 😊

[@ririn9520]

I love how I can experienced "safe place" when I hear your voice. My whole being just in peace everytime. I feel like giggling like a happy child everytime you speak

[@alexiamarquez3447]

When he said "a little after nine" shocked me 'cause i was listening to this 11 past 9😂

[@cmoon4646]

So the next video's gonna be called "In the shower together" or what?? ;) Kidding xD

[@jenniferstijfs5188]

BellaLuna niiiccceeee

[@peachykeengacha2610]

unless- 😳👀👀

[@MiMii1444]

Cardlin: "you smell like... *sniffs* y-" Me: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF

[@lattei]

“No, no... Baby, come back here.” I just smiled so much at this.

[@heathengremlin992]

Somehow, someday, I will have $100 that I can spend on a personalized audio. I'm sending the vibes into the universe....pls....give me money, universe....I beg....

[@angelinel7694]

I don't wear makeup cause I basically can't put it on, but this video is too pure for this world ugh I can't

[@MiMii1444]

Angeline L same.

[@ayusofie4886]

"what makes ur standard so high" Like girl,i've listened cardlin audio. what did u expect?

[@briannawilliams1300]

So. Damn. Cute! Love you Cardy 🐻

[@robinhulla3660]

I was sitting on the volume dial and I fell asleep then all i here is “MAKEUP IS LIKE YOU WAR PAINT” *literally falls off the side of my tall arse bed*

[@hafsahussein365]

This is the quality content I signed up for 👏🏽

[@jenniferstijfs5188]

Hafsa Hussein Pewdiepie fan spotted? Niiiiiiiiicceeeee. One thing they both have in commen. Respect, whaaaaamen

[@katiecantrell6708]

"You silly muffin" Cue the blushing!

[@saturnfour]

“it’s uh a little after 9” **looks at actual time** **is **9:26**** _incoherent screeches_

[@_Destinyy]

Cardlin:"are you ready for your shower or are you sleepy again" Me:Both Cardlin:"Both??" Me:Cut the cameras... Cut em'

[@hannahhester8376]

"Of course I know what to do, I've seen you do it before." (Thinking in your head) "A thousand times by now."

[@rum_coke_17]

He was out of the room for like 10 seconds and he came back to see us passed out 😴

[@juliaalejandro7326]

“So? Are you joining me?” WAHHHHHH!!❤️ Why so sweet?

[@Ears1oStudios]

nOT EVEN TEN SECONDS IN AND HE HITS US WITH THE _"baaby~"_ I-

[@lucydevlin8756]

I’ve needed this today

[@rainyksoo]

he's just like baby and I melted

[@goldfishbowl6654]

"Silly Muffin." My heart, why, why must you do this

[@kwikandfilms]

"Hey. Hi there, beautiful". My heart is: shook.

[@iitatiolii]

When he said “hi there beautiful, god you’re pretty”. I spat out my chocolate milk ;-; IM SO SAPPY FOR THIS

[@itzalex1809]

"Don't move, I'll be right back" Me: *Moves to the other side of the bed* MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[@ventit0es]

i would be doing my little *Dancy dance*

[@carrot6195]

Hey, here i am 2 years late. I just wanted to say that it is the first audio that i listen about boyfriend/makeup and i think you are the only one that didn't say " you look better without makeup, you don't need makeup" or whatever. I do appreciate it, thank you.

[@Itzzasmr.]

Great script! 😁 enjoyed this cardlin, thank you~

[@Savpinkalicious1]

When is there gonna be a shower together audio?!??! (I loved this by the way!)

[@wormfruit922]

Savannah Ellis Omg yes

[@AnxietyAndPanic]

You are the sweetest man on Earth, oh my gawd!! 💙

[@heatherwoods5704]

"You silly muffin" ...I died.. like legit this is too cute

[@stellcrystal1361]

"Are you joining me?" *YES SIR*

[@artykatykat6742]

"Go back to sleep im just carrying u to bed" god help ur back sir, and oml dream husband right here

[@xostrawberry21]

*watches this a little after 9*

[@thespawnofyoutube2046]

xostrawberry21 *watches this at 4am*

[@whimsywinn]

same

[@whimsywinn]

the 9 pm part

[@joylawler29]

As usual, this video is a lovely thing to listen to when I need a break from my day.

[@silasamuyer3851]

I've been off his channel for a while now but I watched this video again and i fell in love with his voice again

[@waitjessaminute]

Ok so... did anyone else think of that movie "So I married an axe murderer" ? She smelled exactly like beef vegetable soup. 😂

[@coastercraze68]

Well this was completely adorable and also incredibly relaxing. A great script and a great performance!

[@bnuuyaa]

The way he says baby,,, UGH I love it so much >

[@Anna-ez8hf]

It's been a long...long day. Thanks for the lovely audio and making my day a bit better than before

[@silviatonapetian6932]

Oh my god, cardlin. I'm going to cry. I don't even wear makeup but this makes me so fucking happy. You are too precious for this universe and your girlfriend is a lucky woman.

[@eri7614]

the most wholesome person here right now.

[@steviedor19]

Cardlin: "Time? It's a little after 9" Me: Is watching this at 9:03pm. "You don't say?"

[@arikazuma6472]

i needed this today, thank you for uploading, Cardlin ❤️

[@mossgrows6540]

nothing makes me feel more than the way cardlin says baby

[@angelcnhp]

I'm literally cleaning my face with micellar water while listening to this since I pretty much fell asleep with makeup on earlier too and woke up around 4am for some reason. yOU WOKE ME UP, CARDI

[@itsdija1500]

*sigh* you men don't know the horrors of wearing makeup! When doing wings with liquid eyeliner, you have to make sure it has the right angle and looks just as perfect as the next one! Mascara needs to be used with care, eyelashes must be spot on if us girls want that sultry look! AND THE FOUNDATION MUST COME FIRST! And us ladies are careful when choosing our lipstick, we need the shade that's perfect for us! Eye shadow will be hard to apply, but by God, we won't give up until it's PERFECT! Well? Why aren't you writing this down?!

[@skumkss4561]

Baka.... jk Sarang haseyooooo

[@user-xh2wy2ob6g]

And ya gotta make sure you don't get anything in your eyes.....especially the eyeliner

[@zwinny0408]

@@user-xh2wy2ob6g Oh my God!! One time I accidentally got eyeliner in my eye and it was the WORST!!! my entire eye turned black for a few minutes.

[@user-xh2wy2ob6g]

@@zwinny0408 LMFAO THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME 😂😂😂

[@zwinny0408]

@@user-xh2wy2ob6g I felt like a demon from Supernatural!!! I'm glad it wasn't just me and my clumsy ass who did this!

[@usedshoelace8205]

"You silly muffin" Why am I laughing so hard?

[@lauratoto7226]

The way Cardlin giggles and sniffles and is witty and is a total emotional hunk 👣😢😢😢😢😢😢😢👅🌹🍃🌊

[@opssham]

I like hearing that cardlin has his wife or significant others make up purse / bag

[@selenamarin4154]

but heeeeyyy cardlin im early and ilysm your voice is gr8888 and the way you say baby makes me melt :)))

[@ggcookie12]

SAME

[@exla.mp4190]

I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT THE TITLE MEANT HE SHAVED OR SOMETHING

[@zwinny0408]

•removes my makeup• *"OH GOD!!! HOW DO I PUT IT BACK ON!!!"*

[@kaokso5644]

“ It’s a little over nine “ Boi you better give me the exact time

[@wifinne]

I SWEAR to GOD the way he says “Baby~” KILLS MEEEE

[@yvviso]

Omllll this isnt something cringe like "why do you put make up on? You look beautiful without it--"and shit thank god. Love you Cardlin