ASMR Voice: I hate it when we fight (part 1) [M4F] [Boyfriend] [Jealousy]

[@lily-gy7rt]

Cardlin: "You're just so confident and so social-" Me: *clears throat* "you've got the wrong girl, love"

[@anime_pastel5739]

Lily I hate talking to people sooo same

[@thebisexualbehindachair8879]

Same sis same

[@AsmrHoe]

😁

[@irlemo]

lmao same brooo

[@narikouzumaki3983]

Lol yeaaaa that could not be me

[@andromedapartridge8262]

"Give you a proper f****** to remind you of who you belong to" *Chokes on water* *falls off chair* *confused Inaudible screams*

[@amalee9599]

Cotton Candy Kitten so fucking same XD

[@haleyhoag8640]

Oof me to

[@Den1seQu0ta]

W-WHAT!! I didn't watch it yet ;U;

[@skylasparkle7710]

I had just fallen asleep and I heard that and was so confused I woke myself up to make sure I heard it right

[@fukurchknstrips]

I almost swallowed my tongue

[@jordynd.3613]

"Is that right?" THE AMOUNT OF SEXUAL TENSION FROM THAT ONE PHRASE

[@neonkittyx3958]

jordyn d. 69 likes

[@jenniferself6817]

oOF NOW SHE HAS 707 LIKES NO ONE LIKE THE COMMENT

[@xlectraheart]

jordyn d. "I've never been satisfied" *is that right?*

[@skrtskrt9228]

ʇɹɐǝɥ ɐɹʇɔǝןǝ “I have never been satisfied” *enraged MY NAME IS ANGELICA SCHUYLERRRRRRR*

[@silent-witching]

SO SO SO

[@missathena3240]

"I saw you flirt with him" *"Wut? I flirt with him"* "I know what I saw" *"Dude..I was literally handing him a napkin"*

[@elizabethwilliamson7683]

That's so funny😂😂😂

[@graceelathrop6371]

Sir this is a Wendy's drive through

[@ayshahossain7734]

"Give you a proper fucking to remind who you belong to" I had to stop the video and process what he said

[@selbell8067]

Bruh same though XD

[@xadence]

Aysha Hossain Me too 😂

[@her8683]

Aysha Hossain ME TOO!!

[@ggboch]

Aysha Hossain ME TOO

[@itzaria1929]

Aysha Hossain MEH TOOOOO

[@eyyouok5964]

So we have this car that has a bluetooth radio, sooo I connected it and my whole family was SHOOKETH.

[@Grace-yl9sb]

OMG 😭

[@yuwannakno8831]

Lol

[@YourbelleKnits-j6r]

OMG YOU DIDN'T🤣🙉🙊🙊😜🍷🍾

[@Liaiscrazy]

Omg lol

[@littlemarieann6792]

I-

[@softsheep2567]

Me--talks to male grocery clerk- Him- LiStEn HeRe BaByDoLl

[@teacupsnhotcoco]

LMAO 😆😂😂

[@-neptunestar]

You can talk to people?!

[@notsogood6102]

😭😭😂

[@esmeriandreamer6429]

"Here's where I back you up against the wall.. Like this.." Me: Okay, I'm liking this~ "And give you a proper f*cking to remind you who you belong to." I burst out laughing xD

[@CardlinAudio]

+Sanne Luiten XD Works better on some than others, I suppose. ^_^*

[@Iziieerose-]

lol loved it

[@bellamckenzie421]

EsmerianDreamer tru

[@libbycurry9524]

I choked on my spit tbh I was NOT EXPECTING THAT

[@itzaria1929]

EsmerianDreamer I LIKE THE 69TH LIKED HAHA

[@nataliarosa8685]

Cardlin:*starts to turn this innocent audio in to a sexual one* Me:*confused screaming*

[@Kazoo_Itchy]

*terrified screeching*

[@Angel-s0ft]

*ANXIOUS HELP*

[@mochatoass]

*confused screeching while holding the holy bible*

[@norahskilling-boyle2965]

I legit said where's the holy water

[@_Destinyy]

*Holding my jesus cross in the sky and yelling "ABUNDA LAKAKA" While with my other hand pouring holy water on my head*

[@amylou8416]

If only guys were like this in real life. 😣

[@Angel-uj3bk]

your actually right.

[@sydm5237]

Not all of them. There are some guys out there who are actually sweet and considerate.

[@alexislennox8696]

Where can I get one!?

[@Emily1xox]

Alexis Lennox Asda

[@moonlight5518]

No that's possessive. Trust me you don't want that

[@breezy5876]

The belt noise made me pee myself

[@violentsludge]

this is such a mood

[@dmz9645]

"Belt...?!"

[@yuinight-time2385]

Same I was like "oh my freaking god I don't want to lisen this XD"

[@jessicagreenfield6584]

*WHEEZES*

[@howaboutyoudiddlydont]

_wait_

[@grumpysleepingbag]

"I feel the need to be possessive! Like I don't wanna share you!" Me: I'm your girlfriend not your school lunch!

[@honeyaudios820]

Kassiani Kaslana oof

[@acnilanmandujano5200]

Lol

[@sadistfactory_]

😂😂😂😂

[@cmarshall324]

Nah people WANT to get rid of school lunch most of the time 🤣🤣🤣

[@mcdonalds437]

C Marshall unless you packed, then you got the whole school around like “can I have some?”

[@miawarren911]

So this escalated quickly

[@thatfatfuckup6662]

Damn right it did

[@cracklepop1203]

Very quickly

[@potatoprsk]

"I guess we're both a bit fucked up aren't we?" JUST ME NOT YOU YOU'RE FINE

[@Leoniebiebs222]

Ellen Chan AYEEEE

[@jigyasabhardwaj9049]

Ellen Chan i see jimin

[@finley5065]

Ellen Chan SSAAAAMMMME

[@Patricia-uh1px]

Ellen Chan yhea ARMYs are awesome

[@_.sar._1393]

GEEZ ARMYS ARE EVERYWHERE...NOT COMPLAINING THO😂

[@JibberJoness]

I LISTENED TO PART TWO ON HIS PODBEAN AND HIS VOICE RIPPED MY PANTIES TO SHREDS

[@ninap01840]

OH MY GOD AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@chanelle3943]

I laughed way too hard at this comment

[@shaylachapple6372]

+•Wolfie• same😂😂😂

[@Ksureme]

I JUST SPAT FROM LAUGHING- OHMYGOD

[@jordynd.3613]

JibberJoness IMY DRINKIBG OH MY GOD I SPAT EVERYWHERE FROM THIS

[@MayMagnolia06]

"So confident, so social" **in pillow fort irl** *i think you mean the girl next door............*

[@eggbagg9659]

Shooketh Lili girl next door: “Sir, this a Wendy’s drive through.”

[@tin589]

dont you just hate it when you forget how to open doors

[@selinaamargo8431]

😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔙🔛🔝

[@fanaticism3204]

ᴋᴜᴍᴏ ᴋᴜᴍᴏ yes

[@ninamarsh2755]

SAVAGE HAHAHAH

[@caterinavalentine2935]

tea nut all the time

[@pancake_enby9456]

tea nut yup

[@irenetseung]

I've been screaming insanely 'HOW CAN I OPEN THE FREAKING DOOR!' for the first one minute :o)...

[@CardlinAudio]

+tseung fk XD That's hilarious~ I can totally picture it.

[@HisokaHaruka]

+CardlinAudio I Can imagine the scene where the girl tries to open the door right after he comes, but gets the door open after a minute (if you know what I mean) :D

[@denisehope5923]

Evan and Emma :)

[@irenetseung]

+stella b huge ahs fans here ;)

[@jordanisdepressed9321]

+tseung fk same here

[@kookoochim]

fuCK I CHOKED AT THE END

[@5starblack]

You choked on something else ;)

[@kooismyuniverse8115]

max x neil family 😳🤭

[@biiiirdie3474]

does anyone else actually talk/reply to him? 😆

[@jordynd.3613]

xyasia brown ME

[@jalanie]

xyasia brown YAAAASS

[@scarlettcordella3076]

me

[@kookieplayzmsp6894]

xyasia brown yup

[@Emily1xox]

xyasia brown yea

[@edelsvier]

*fiddles*WHATS WRONG WITH THIS DAMN DOOR,I CANT OPEN IT,CARDLIN,GET ME THE KEYS AND MAYBE I'LL FORGIVE YOU

[@CardlinAudio]

+Victoria Hollows Ah, alright, err, let me look for em!

[@savannahauchmoedy8715]

"damn girl" I giggled so much

[@gigile-6472]

you are my boyfriend, I don't even care if u don't know me, YOU ARE mah boyfriend

[@-shooketh-4052]

El Diario De Una Rareza lmaooo 💀

[@zoefiliaci3012]

We sharing i guess

[@jessicamungin1165]

I FELT THIS ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL

[@unohanaxx]

sharing is caring ig🙌😌✨✨

[@juicysgod]

You mean our boyfriend

[@gem8017]

'Cant you see that I love you?' Uhhhhmmmmm no not really.............not after what you said to me about Bob from the coffee shop.

[@scribblyscribe6326]

did we have to bring up bob?

[@gem8017]

that otaku Yes we did......

[@claires1025]

YOUR PROFILE YES OMG

[@hellobonnie1380]

And how he wanted our ex because he was super hot

[@sythe5218]

Ariana why r u here???

[@jessicaborja2230]

cardlin: baby come on, please just open the door me: *sings* please don't shut me out again please don't slam the door you dont have to keep your distance anymoreeee cus for the first time in forever~

[@bxomgyu_txt4673]

Jessica Borja 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bleh404v]

i was like veronica open the open the door please veronica open the door veronica can we not fight any more please can we not fight any more

[@cracklepop1203]

Mihaela Rizea Veronica sure you’re scared I’ve been there, I can set you free. Veronica don’t make me come in there IM GONNA COUNT TO THREE-

[@teheestreams7617]

@@cracklepop1203 1 2 FUCK IT

[@r0z3p3tal8]

@@teheestreams7617 Veronica don't...leave me alone, you were all I could trust, I can't do this alone.., *STILL I WILL IF I MUST!!!!*

[@kityena398]

oh my gosh I just realized they're is so many of these.. I have to sub this is amazing... So comforting...

[@CardlinAudio]

+Kityena Whoo!

[@christinaplaysgames5036]

Oh my gosh where did my pants go?

[@leonorcanelas724]

XD SAME HERE

[@Thedevil-qx5tu]

SAME!!!

[@shakyrrr6471]

ChristinaPlaysGames wat...

[@kelseycedeno7792]

I think I left my virginity in my other pants..

[@user-wo8hh1md2o]

Snatched them away

[@hikurangimiles2515]

"Give you a proper füčkïñg to remind you who you belong to" Me: *inhumane dinosaur noise comes out*

[@bbrattzzz]

YOU ARE JUST PRECIOUS YOU ARE A PRECIOUS CINNNAMON ROLL AND I WABT TO KEEP YOU FORVER

[@Patricia-uh1px]

BTS Trash yay I'm not the only BTS trash

[@maxthehuman8162]

Sarah Gonzalez I was called?

[@_.sar._1393]

Fandom Trash I guess you were😂

[@gracedeanda3071]

oh my golly how you doin

[@thealphabear2112]

My calling the bts trash number one

[@kshpd3972]

okay, now guys need to listen to this and take notes. like, seriously, how hard could this be?? just be sensitive and sweet and ugh

[@tireddoggo734]

Is it weird I pretend I'm your mute girlfriend? XD

[@tireddoggo734]

In some videos -random hug- your the best XD

[@Lililuff]

Dude, he has 13859 mute girlfriends lol

[@Angel-uj3bk]

TRUE LMAO

[@thinkink3001]

Lililuff and a few mute boyfriends too 😗

[@MH-wi7kn]

I think I died from laughing too much. 😂😂😂

[@MegamiTenchi]

- "It doesn't help when I smudge your makeup like that, damn tears. I'm suppose to be smudging your lipstick." X_X Dead. - Lip bitting, rawrrr, yesss!! #FavoriteThings

[@finding_ori]

😂😂😂I’m dying *rawrrr*

[@alioix]

*"You're so confident- so social."* That ain't me, chief.

[@mialovemymom]

Oh. My. Goodness. Who ever you're dating is LUCKY! Love your work XOXO

[@Jduk14]

7:03 your favorite part your welcome

[@azraelmeeks8178]

Thank you so much.

[@honeyaudios820]

i am SPOOKED

[@PhokingLegend]

O H. I WAS NOT READY.

[@emilyeett2857]

🤰🤰🤰🤰

[@ssjuicebox9700]

I skipped yo this and screamed

[@TheChocotiger]

This is so incredibly realistic... Your acting is brilliant.

[@asiankid9165]

*your so confident and so social* Flashbacks of when I shouted and beaten up a boy in public when he called me fat- *you got the right girl-*

[@illusionboy1812]

"Damn girl that's dangerous" No its not. tightroping over niagara falls is dangerous. :l

[@potatoprsk]

I would've told you to shush and squish your cheeks because YOU'RE TOO ADORABLE

[@ayqno6010]

Cardlin: " now, come here. " Me, eating ice cream and listening: * looks outside my window* ....rawr~ XD

[@barbarasaunders6327]

this should be on a REAL simulator, like a game.

[@AmieReva]

Hoooly crap why did I not notice this channel before now o.o I usually stay awaty from boyfriend ASMR videos because I find them somewhat awkard and cringy, but these ones are so adorable! Your voice is very soothing, and not to mention your voice acting is great ^^ Smashed that subscribe button!

[@CardlinAudio]

Thanks for joining us! ^__^

[@Luv.H0n3y]

7:17 turn on the captions!!!!

[@tonigrace3877]

PFFFFFFT AH

[@cosmosis9903]

PFFFFFFFFFFF I spit out my tea

[@b-m-o2658]

😂😂😂

[@b-m-o2658]

Hitoshi Shinso Oop- úoù howdy

[@Ur_muse]

PFFFFFFT I just saw this and spit out water. I love the little emoji at the end like you know what’s about to go down.

[@christinejoygatchalian8197]

I'm wearing lipstick?i'm wearing eyeliner? Dafuq? That ain't me Update: yeah well corona happened and now we are depressed and would not feel pretty without eye liner and lipstick

[@skyeline6394]

I fucking love this guy

[@royally98]

after long, hard, frustrating days..I finally have something or someone to come home to and mad does he make me happy

[@royally98]

man*

[@HeyHey-ck6su]

Thelambowithin17 “Long, hard” ;))))))

[@cheese_pie1558]

4 years later and we’re still waiting for a part two

[@mamamarz2190]

its on Patreon. but 11/10 it's gonna be 18+ :(

[@cheese_pie1558]

*cries*

[@cl4055]

6 years…

[@ianahill6230]

@@mamamarz2190 what's the name of part 2?

[@reallyrosedraws3372]

Me after watching this: WELP!!! Time to just be on my way- Also me: PART TWO NOW Me: k

[@angiemercado7460]

Just subscribed!!!! why get a boyfriend when u have this!!!!

[@briyahweaver3374]

im so freaking obsessed with your work! I listen to u everyday before bed ^-^ ur amazing voice makes the stress of the day go away.

[@ph3onyx]

“ you’re so confident.. so social “ me : **holds up my social anxiety and depression diagnosis papers** i think you got the wrong girl here buddy

[@quietloyalty1358]

Cardlin's got the cadence for dem lines!

[@olenolemattaystavasi1627]

Okay, okay, okay.. I had to sub.. :3

[@CardlinAudio]

Eyyy, thanks! ^_^

[@fletcherandjunk2246]

I feel you.

[@paracosmaniac9616]

"You're just so confident and social" Who is this person you speak of ?? Cause none of those words describes me

[@ninarose7923]

I actually really needed to hear this right now .

[@Makarra29]

I've found the goldmine. you have my sub for like, eternity.

[@eggbagg9659]

"A proper f-ing to remind you who you belong to." Me: ಠ_ಠ

[@Yuri-rq4wm]

“Well danm girl that’s dangerous” Well thank you sir I try my best!

[@graciec.5298]

I WANT A BOYFRIEND😢😢😢

[@hollyquan2474]

I want him as my boyfriend

[@honeyyy2907]

Gracie C. this remind me how single i am....

[@bayleeparker7668]

Same

[@anime_pastel5739]

Gracie C. Same here dude

[@josiebrooks9757]

Same same

[@olivia-pr4ub]

Cardlin : You just so confident and social Me : Sorry mate you’ve got the wrong person

[@andysloan17]

i hate to fight with people. i always feel like weirdly guilty even if i'm right . i don't know ^~^

[@CardlinAudio]

I'm the exact same way, it's horrible. The only good thing about a fight, in my opinion, is making up. :)

[@andysloan17]

+CardlinAudio yea making up is fun, when u have someone to f*!k the friction out with aye :D. lol ^~^

[@CardlinAudio]

+andy stiles Aye indeed~ =]

[@andysloan17]

CardlinAudio idk y but that made me laugh ^-^ (lol)

[@CardlinAudio]

+andy stiles Whee~

[@regussss]

Your voice is relaxing but so damn hot at the same time Love this You have a New Suscriber ❤️

[@leirecabe6713]

Who needs a boyfriend when you have Cardlin

[@flowers4585]

okaayyy, in the beginning of the video i was like awwwwhh, thats super sweet :3 i wanna give you big huggles! and then i was like oh.. ohhmygoodnessss... (/.\)

[@CardlinAudio]

+Hikari Matsuoka ^___^ Hee. Sorry?

[@RJ-dp2ix]

Same

[@AmandaSilva-lr1pl]

“Give you a proper fucking to remind you who you belong to” SIR SIR SIR SIR JESUS SIR PLEASE THIS IS A MCDONALDS DRIVE TRY

[@limon-bn2vd]

“ it broke me to my core, feeling I might loose you “ Bish I was asking were the chocolate was to the sells clerk at the grocery store Calm ur self Edit: i touched his arm cause I almost tripped on these shoes that you bought me.

[@calmyetinternallyscreaming4458]

“*can’t you see?*” *grabs glasses * “*i love you*” Awwh

[@TheTeamedwardrocks]

I wish u had an audio of a new bf coming in to the picture after the girl has been hurt by her old bf.

[@anabelle3179]

TheTeamedwardrocks YES! YES TO THIS! I’m sorta in this situation. I’m talking to a new guy, but my last relationship was very abusive and I’m really shy about everything. I don’t want anyone especially him touching me, I don’t open up, I close myself off. I’m afraid of old memories. I’ve explained to him, and he does understand. I just feel bad. I’m too scared to let him even hold my hand :/ it’s a rough process

[@wickedamoeba8719]

I was blindsided. I am confused. I am delighted! I keep forgetting Cardlin is part chaotic gremlin! Beautifully done!

[@alyailithyia]

I love your videos! The only off-putting thing was when you say "call me daddy". Some people might enjoy that but I have an aversion to that kind of stuff haha. Other than that, you're a great actor and you've triggered my ASMR many times. Keep up the good work! :D

[@miles_.x9042]

"And give a proper f*** to remind you who you belong to" Dirt mind activated

[@totallynotparker.3579]

"Danm girl that's...dangerous" I once stole a pitbull from a dog fighting arena. (Her names Baby as well!) I have more balls than a man.

[@lizzielizzie9555]

YASSSSS

[@chillwithme7752]

We really need A CARDLIN in our life, don’t we??? 😩

[@sarahbailey5006]

Eventho I listened to other asmr, i still love yours. Your voice is just perfect for me 💕

[@presentlycrescent]

SO MANY EMOTIONS SO QUICKLY. UMMMM WOW, OKAY. THAT TOOK A TURN THAT I REALLY WASN'T EXPECTING. It is seriously unfair how you can switch between so many facets so damn quickly. First he's angry, then he's upset, then he's sad, then he's angry again, then he's horny, then he's sweet??? WAT?

[@slipknotlover69]

The ending made me drop my cookie -

[@n.b3434]

not the cookie 😔

[@slipknotlover69]

@@n.b3434 ikr 😔 it was double chocolate chip too 😭

[@n.b3434]

@@slipknotlover69 omg no that’s tragic i’m so sorry

[@phayloren1024]

When you’re so into it, you really think that you and Cardlin are fighting

[@lydiax2178]

“Give you a proper f**king to remind you who you belong to” I did a little pterodactyl scream

[@scarletscar3578]

the last part gives me butterflies omg

[@marigoldbells9581]

Subscribed!! Your work is very very impressive!! :D

[@CardlinAudio]

Eyy, thanks for finding me! ^_^

[@thatoneedgytrash5688]

*that one line at **7:08* me: *does that OOOOOO meme thing and like screams*

[@kendall9055]

That went from sweet to 50 shades of grey REAL FUCKING QUICK

[@foulsleep8509]

The belt noise made my eyes dart toward my door

[@FoundVegas.]

"Give you a proper f**** to remind you of who you belong to" *Falls off bed* *Chokes on air* *Laughs ass off*

[@lizzielizzie9555]

I was eating rice a spat it out

[@numbpieceofgarbage3277]

7:17 LMAO THE SUBTITLES IM DEAD

[@carylvacalares396]

This is amazing Cardlin. 😱😱 make more of this please ❤️

[@SamBuckyForever]

Cardlin: You're just so confident, so social. Me: makes confused severe social anxiety noises.

[@Ahjahnae-z3m]

When called me "Babydoll" 😢💖💖

[@mr.invisible6190]

To every other asexual that just listened and to this and immediately felt uncomfortable...... we can be awkwardly uncomfortable together

[@sammy_girl1550]

Mr. Invisible thank the lord people who understand

[@LLLadySSS]

2:47 I started singing "Miss Independent" by Neyo lmao

[@ceethealien9134]

omg I love that song!!!

[@mayazara3319]

"You're just so confident, so social" Me: If I was I won't be listening to this hun:3

[@LiliannaVess]

Well done, Cardlin! ^_^ I loved it! (As usual) Just know that I would never flirt with anyone if I was going out with you! ;) You're like the perfect boyfriend in my eyes 😍🙈

[@CardlinAudio]

+Lilianna Monroy (Lili) D'aww, Lili. I totally believe you, too; you're such a sweetheart. ^_^

[@LiliannaVess]

+CardlinAudio *blushes* Tankkk youuuu =^_^=

[@hardyj5803]

Thank you Cardlin... I really need this cause.. He just doesn't apologise this way... I just need to hear it once in a while... Thank you..

[@makena9897]

I love this!! Can you try to make a long audio like the night after our wedding it something like that! You can just keep it sweet or you could also make it erotic! Whatever you decide I'm sure it will be great!

[@CardlinAudio]

+Makena Roberts Long, hm? How long?

[@makena9897]

+CardlinAudio erm...I don't know hehe or you could make short little videos and put it into a series :)

[@CardlinAudio]

+Makena Roberts Oooh, that sounds good. =] Alright, I like the idea, thanks!

[@makena9897]

+CardlinAudio Are you gonna do it?!

[@CardlinAudio]

+Makena Roberts Yep! It's on the list. =]

[@gigile-6472]

DAMN BOY

[@gianna3326]

i cant find part two on patreon >:( i’ve never been so sexually frustrated in my life 😪🤚

[@danielkim7221]

Cardlin:Open the door Me:How am I gonna carry my stuffies then-

[@Guppies_c0rner]

Daniel Kim dame

[@Guppies_c0rner]

Same

[@nothingleft8571]

Him: "And give you a proper f*cking to show you who you belong to" Me: **Chokes** What?!

[@maccheese2509]

Guess who is way too emotional and decided listening this would be a good idea

[@melethnin4714]

Him: the way you looked at him made my blood boil Me: Then you need some God DAMN glasses