ASMR Voice: I've come to ask your permission... [M4F] [Meeting your family]

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[@riokadd]

Cardlin: ".....farm" Me: "..farm? fArM? F. A. R. M...??? farRM FARM LIKE A FARM, FARM. faaarrrrm like, moo moo farm? Like oink oink, bak Bak, baaah baaah, farm? LIKE OLD MC DONALD HAD A COW FARM. EEE III EEE III OOO FARM.!? farm..."

[@Zoeykeyes]

ryokohasramen yes that farm

[@bellad5968]

i'm s c r e e c h i n g

[@I_cant_swim]

I’m dead-

[@onalennamakhubele6275]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hafleet_1238]

Lmao 😂

[@angelhendricks2186]

Cardlin: My little cowgirl. Me: Yee haw!

[@ashhfpk]

'Mama, get this boy some Yee Haw Juice' - My Sister

[@PowderedFace]

Omfg me🤠

[@sp4cegrl27]

cardlin has yee'd his last haw-

[@robbie8998]

Angel Hendricks when the comment has 69 likes but you wanna like it....... JFHWKNCKSNFKF

[@briellewilliams6786]

🎵I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road🎶🎵

[@marir.6226]

My dad is so full of jokes he would've threatened poor Cardlin to death before laughing and saying yeah 😂😂😂😂

[@jaeminniechim1997]

THAT WOULD BE MY MOM. 😂😂😂

[@lilyrose50]

That would be both my parents♡

[@AsmrHoe]

My dad too

[@robinhulla3660]

Hahaha mine would’ve shot him lol...

[@lilypadsweetie9522]

HONESTLY SAME

[@Hannah-vu6my]

Cardlin... don't ask a man with a gun if you can marry his daughter!😂 It's a good thing he likes you!

[@fangirltmurphy9998]

I KNOW THATS LIKE THE WORST COMBINATION 🤣

[@ChaosRedWolf]

That’s like asking for permission to marry ones daughter 101. Never do it while the man is armed. 😂😂😂😂

[@fangirltmurphy9998]

ChaosRedWolf 👏🏻 USE COMMON 👏🏻 SENSE 👏🏻 CARDLIN

[@whatsupfuckers4078]

Yeeesss

[@360-e4e]

I don't have dad like this...... BUT I have a mom! And actually she would watch him with dead glare at first......aaaaand maybe sometimes in the future.....

[@plentyoflovehugsandkissesx2535]

Physical relationship status: Single... 😓😒💔 Virtual relationship status: Taken and Married! 😍❤💍 Edit: oh my sweet jelly jams look at all dem likes!! Adssxfsxcgsdcgddf! 😮😲😳

[@number1lobamain629]

Plenty of love Hugs and Kisses xoxo sameeeee

[@fangirltmurphy9998]

My virtual relationship status: kidnapped a lot, and has MANY MEN IN HER LIFE (some not even human) 😂

[@plentyoflovehugsandkissesx2535]

Fangirl TMurphy Honestly....actually same... That's exactly why I said "married" and *taken* get it? I was kidnapped by a vampire last week, and a werewolf the other night...and now I got married last night...story of my life I guess 😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fangirltmurphy9998]

Plenty of love Hugs and Kisses xoxo HA! Same tho, I’m a fairy apparently who was taken by a vampire then a yandere nurse and back to the vampire, southern werewolf almost killed me, voodoo man gave me something... idk, and MANY MANY MORE

[@plentyoflovehugsandkissesx2535]

Fangirl TMurphy Oof...that's... A lot to go through... Can't say I haven't experienced similar situations tho... 😂😁😓😬

[@AM-nh9dc]

My mom would just be like: "Just no refund policy in this house, sir."

[@klopia1]

me: don't worry i got this **whips out kazoo**

[@livingtrash96]

ultra nut ur name will always make me smile

[@MaryHat89]

YESS

[@kimedwards9347]

OML

[@mmmm-lg2mj]

Loll

[@selinamarie707]

1:19 to 1:27 there’s a pause and a moment where I just thought to myself “....hEllo?”

[@aprilsantoyo-guevara3245]

Selina Amargo Omg that's me

[@tay2853]

Omg I done the same thing!! 😂

[@taytay9842]

I thought I paused the video

[@harmonygalpal9]

My husband went up to my parents one month after we were dating. shocked them and me!

[@lgnewton]

you're so lucky💓

[@harmonygalpal9]

@@ranjini1828 you bet!

[@staceyjeter4729]

It has been a year how are you and your husben

[@harmonygalpal9]

@@staceyjeter4729 actually it was 9 years ago and we are still together

[@rodeobabygirl9544]

AesopFan 2871-Congrats sending lots of love to u and your life❤️

[@cosm1c_cup1d85]

Yo my dad would of been like "you must have Jackie chan skills to be with my daughter" 😂

[@heckwaffle2363]

hahahaha mine would be like "you sure? like sure sure?... you have life insurance?"

[@isidora4000]

@@heckwaffle2363 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂

[@Sleepy_starzzvr]

My dad would be like: you have a death wish. Not from me. From her. And her mom.

[@dainsleif_simp3017]

😂😂

[@I_cant_swim]

Mine would’ve literally laughed his ass off and then said “you sure you handle her non Asian ass?” (Ps. I’m Korean)

[@hkrv05]

First second: *door slams* Mind: *oh golly I knew my family would never accept a guy from my imagination...and I thought dreams could come true*

[@kbears8tz126]

Same 🥲

[@grumpysleepingbag]

Cardlin: The woman can shoot a gun before learning the controls to the Xbox. Me: *whoops his ass every time in Call of Duty* (I wonder, if NoPause watches these how does he feel about his dad going “*smooch* Mmmm baaaby~”)

[@cheyannecorbett279]

Briar Alexis he said once he doesn't mind as it helps and relaxes people but it isn't his cup of tea

[@grumpysleepingbag]

Cheyanne Corbett oooooooooh okie

[@ffioneve8979]

Cheyanne Corbett in which video?

[@sydneymiller1621]

Wait what? Dad?

[@ranjini1828]

@@ffioneve8979 there is an audio titled Introducing my son , Nopause .Its a qna . Just search introducing my son Cardlin audio.

[@ccnicole3836]

2:24 😍😍MY HEART 3:10 my dad’s not that scary * 6’6” with muscles and tattoos all over his arms while looking like a mix of the rock and John Ceena* He’s just a big teddy bear 😂😂

[@annaw9496]

"The women could shoot a gun before she learned the controlls of the XBox." Yep, that sounds right😉😉🤣😅😅🔫🔫

[@ashleighdavis6717]

Mine is a bow and arrow as I’ve been to lessons and have one But I still know the controls to the Xbox 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@Eli-qb2sw]

I learned to make paper guns before I learned how to make paper boats...

[@sadistfactory_]

Sounds about right ☺️

[@strawberryshark6549]

Ashleigh Davis yooo! Sameeeee!! I also do bow and arrow, and Xbox ÛvÛ

[@obsidian_the_gamer_girl8558]

That is quite literally me but I still don't know how to use an Xbox controller 😹

[@marblechu4927]

That art is *mwah!~* But I'm like 5 seconds in and I'm already smiling :D

[@confusia7495]

We love a consensual shishtar don't we? WHERE MY NOTIFICATION QUEENS AT?

[@GrigioBoy]

AlexCharles right hereeee 💁🏾‍♂️

[@z.a.m.o.r.a.a]

Heeeere

[@AnimeGirl4891]

Here!

[@lilliparker3788]

Guess who was at work again 😩😩

[@phoenixvlogs6047]

AlexCharles Yas!

[@sommersmitty5093]

“Hunting tomorrow. Yeah I asked if I could go with him.” Me- Boi if you ask anything stupid he may shoot you dead on. *That for real would happen in real life with my dad*

[@shinev.a.6161]

Mine too. Only with my grandpa.

[@elena-mh3oh]

50 views 80 likes STOP SMOKING KZbin!

[@livingtrash96]

Elena Acosta yt is high and drunk sometimes

[@elena-mh3oh]

Living Trash definitely

[@candyqueen_8853]

*lights a cigarette* KZbin: Bicth I Do want

[@zoewarfield6505]

awwwwww, cardlin I can’t my heart your killing me with cuteness 😩❤️

[@alejandracastagnola9942]

At 3:37 I thought he was talking to the father, so I was like um there is a problem

[@RubyAstari]

Asking the daughter's dad this while the old man's still holding the gun? That is gutsy!

[@weaklytv]

Haven't even pressed play and I love it 😂😂

[@sicosaya09]

Cardlin: “There is something I wanted to ask you...” Me: ”Are you sure you want to ask him now? He has a gun yo!” Hahahahaha Alice and Anna! I am so proud of you!!!💕 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

[@rain4771]

This- 💀

[@terrigaub8553]

I couldn't stop smiling the whole time

[@manvi6479]

I FORGOT IT WAS MONDAY TODAY AND I SAW THE NOTIFICATION AND ALMOST CHOCKED ON AIR

[@ZachZachLol]

I really like going through old comments and liking them so people can come back here and re-watch this- from like 3-2 years ago-

[@iraelowolfgang1846]

OMG Cardlin this episode is just so cute my heart is melting, I can't take it, that's to much !😫😍😘

[@Mrs.Antagonist]

I listened to this with everyone on the twitch stream. Y'all know who you are if you were there for the game and the audio! Cheers, Cardlin! I really love being a part of the community with everyone!!

[@shannonmolannon819]

Anyone ever noticed how much Cardlin sounds like Jack frost from Rise of the Guardians??

[@laceyo_o4712]

shannon molannon No he doesn't

[@erinrileyxo]

Omg he does a little bit!

[@Sleepy_starzzvr]

Nope...not at all

[@graceelathrop6371]

So you're saying he sounds like Chris Pine?

[@GrigioBoy]

I’m already gonna start crying 😩

[@batt1eax340]

This is actually how my life went no joke “The girl who could shoot a gun before she learned the controls to a Xbox”

[@noodle3786]

the way he says "baaabyy" 😳🥺

[@marshallleehamilton1408]

My dad is a teeny tiny 5'4" computer programming gremlin that screams and yells when big bugs get in the house. You reaaaaally think he's gonna go hunting? LMFAO HE HAS ME TAKE CARE OF THE BUGS

[@kittycat6015]

CARDLIN DO ANOTHER “IN GOOD HANDS” EPISODE PLEASE ‼️‼️‼️

[@raritycrystal2672]

Kitty Cat I've been waiting for this next episode too

[@teacupsnhotcoco]

AllState, Are you in good hands? ( I’m sorry, I had to 😅😂 )

[@kenn2676]

Teacups N’ Hot coco thought the exact same thing

[@Insanity_-wr3iz]

Lstened to it on your livestream but still I COULDNT STOP BLUSHING BY HOW CUTE DIS WAS!!!!

[@leos_library3591]

Awwwww this audio is so cute! I love it so much! I think I love this audio just as much as the characters in it love each other!! Thanks for all of the wonderful content. And I will never regret the day I stumbled upon your channel, one night while I was trying to fall asleep, about a year ago!

[@haileypowell8712]

Cardlin: wow your family really knows how to throw a welcome home party Me: I don't know half the people here

[@lucydevlin8756]

I always love your audios one of my Top favourites

[@frost6671]

Lucy Devlin Same

[@Binx03]

YES! Edit: love you Cardlin!

[@pompompewdin]

When will you ever stop being adorable Cardy? Love you man!

[@waitisthisally]

Yay! You’re awesome Cardlin!

[@hayleyjacquet3273]

I was gonna watch this at school during lunch THANK GOSH I MADE TOO MANY WEIRD NOISES PLUS ITS MY SECOND DAY THERE

[@swarnimkaushik2666]

I was all ready to sleep with this calming audio, and then... 6:09 *SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME* !! 😨😨😭😭 I mean it, I was all sleepy in my bed with this being on full volume and *I DIDN'T EXPECT IT* AT ALL !

[@aisha6964]

I was having a pretty bad day until now YAY THANK YOU CARDLIN

[@freakazoid_2166]

The more I listen to those vids the more single I feel. it kinda hurts cause u setted a high standard for those boys Cardlin! I still love them tho soo, keep up with the amazing work you do. 😊

[@frost6671]

Too freaking cute!🐻

[@tiffanynathasingh3566]

Hunny I love you

[@peterparkjimin6267]

cardlin. could you possibly do an audio where you're comforting during a thunderstorm? that would be absolutely adorable. love you 😊

[@doyoulikescarymovies6074]

Him: My little cowgirl Me: *Dies* 💀💀 This was so cute ☺️❤️

[@lydiax2178]

Cardlin... asking for a hand in marriage 101. Never ask while the father has a gun

[@princxsslai9332]

So cute thanks much love Cardlin. I say it a lot, but that merch shall be bought as of August 2nd and I shall promote your brand! Stay you!

[@jojoarmy713]

I love that you mentioned duck dynasty 😆🦆

[@usernotfound0404]

Dude. ... The 4th of July audio....I'm still passed out in the helicopter.. part 2. Please. Desperation is real.

[@nuwush_]

Same bro 😂 I'm excited to hear part 2 the most 😂

[@lindsayfraser8655]

I’m a huge fan of your videos Cardlin your videos are truly incredible to watch

[@azalearedzuan]

This got me crying at the end

[@luminous7440]

I screamed when I got the notification thx cardlin

[@Heartsforcopia]

‘Comment Yes! ig fam 🤓’. I had to I’m sorry 😂😂

[@NaimaMB]

I was not ready for this. I am so freaking happy.

[@XxAlesandraxX]

Rule 1 of asking for a girl's hand in marriage: Make sure her father's hands are empty of lethal weapons. Meaning anything.

[@cristal4928]

Can’t wait to listen to this tonight oml

[@kyah-tegandale6249]

OMG CARDLIN THIS AUDIO IS AMAZING KEEP UP TUE GOOD WORK 😁 Can u do one where they get married and go on the honeymoon and be flirty THAT WOUOD BE SOOOOOO CUTE! 😁Thanx!! 💕

[@JayAshBranAudioScripts]

ItsWolfy MSP OOH! If you’re one of his patreons he has an erotic audio called wading in together. It’s a honeymoon audio and very, very hot. Nothing but you and Cardlin on a tropical getaway.

[@kyah-tegandale6249]

J/Ash/Bran yes I know but to see the full version is on patreon and I would like a full version on KZbin so I can listen to it as I dont have a bank card coz I lost it 😂

[@JayAshBranAudioScripts]

ItsWolfy MSP *weeps for you* there there

[@kyah-tegandale6249]

J/Ash/Bran I know sad times 😭 he needs to post more regularly 😂*cries internally*

[@aubrianna1235]

This is so cute! Especially since I do come from a southern family.

[@angel13779]

Tbh, you are such a legend Cardlin🤩

[@destinyl.3180]

Looks like Cardlin got himself a thang for cowgirls, yeehaw darlin'🤠😍 Great audio Cardlin keep up the magnificent work, much love 😘

[@kaitlynbazaldua5146]

idc wat my parents say YOU WILL BE MINE >:3 p.s. Dat art work looks so good😍😍😍

[@mshadowlane5001]

Is it a good thing to be squealing at the beginning of the video because I'm already in love with your voice

[@crycastcastillo5832]

Thanks for another great audio Cardlin!!! ♥️👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

[@dipdipmorty]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ *screams internally while giggling getting weird looks from my grandfather who is sitting next to me on a rollercoaster*

[@ciarabethanyfrans4123]

Perfect timing!!!!😅😅😅😅

[@lalaloonaa]

Its my birthday tomorrow! Thanks for the early gift 😇

[@hellobonnie1380]

ALICE DID AMAZING!!!

[@Sprunkxl]

him:*going hunting* I read books my mind: he's totally scoping himself

[@redacted665]

"Baby,don't worry! I got this." Me: Sorry love,just tryna make sure you don't blast a hole in your foot with dad's shotgun. 😂

[@alastorhazbinhotel25.tinar35]

The drawing is so cute and adorable ❤️💕

[@heddaemilie4780]

Guns nah me and my father are archers we are a duo.

[@sadiehart0712]

👏 YES 👏 QUEEN 👏

[@hafsahussein365]

BOY WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED, I HOLLERED. MUCH NEEDED VIDEO 👏🏽❤️

[@jayistrying4558]

Hunting? Pfft, too bad. You're gonna go play mahjong like the rest of the old people. The sure-fire way to win their hearts (and money) for any Filipino-Chinese family.

[@Lxghttbxlbb49]

OH MY GOSH THIS IS SO CUTE JADHFHAH

[@noradolan3402]

wow i'm actually in love with your channel😍

[@lilliparker3788]

I honestly have fear for this day, not gonna lie

[@LuvleyFeria]

oml yesss!

[@amethystcat12]

This is totally my family omg

[@zem9304]

THIS IS HOW LONELY I AM

[@user-cl1kw7ic9j]

So cute Cardlin. Loving the boyfriend/Fiancé ones

[@6plits]

YES!❤️

[@mimichu__]

Cardlin: "my little cow girl" Me: "sir you've yeed your last haw" 😎

[@ingridaka7732]

I read the title and i was like.... Oh boy this is gonna be interesting

[@homespawn]

que me questioning my sexuality im lesbian but honestly this was too cute lmao

[@sadistfactory_]

You can be straight for 9 minutes

[@allium561]

6:09 Me: wtf? r u alright!?😱

[@ellen9865]

goooood your voice is so soothing and def the highlight of my day sdjfhsdj

[@_printer_ink_]

Why can't I go hunting with yall!!! My dad always calls me his hunting buddy (he would NEVER go hunting without me) we always ride horses and look at the cows when I see him (my parents don't live together anymore)

[@ghostlyaudios7935]

I saw the video title and I’m already saying yes! lol

[@yeontankim8759]

Omg hunting w/ the father? My dad would do that too lol!

[@lo3055]

My dad would just take him out to a craft market

[@syecowolfie9885]

I love this!!!!!!!!! Edit:

[@notlimaari]

Yaaaaas Meeting mah fam

[@shelinalves]

I love your channel!! Kisses from Brazil!! 😘

[@lindasalter6091]

Shélin Alves kisses from america!!

[@shelinalves]

So cute!! 😄❤️❤️

[@Junipire]

I...I have no words.. I loved it!! That's all I can say.

[@katsuuuuuu28]

Aaayyyeeeeee!!! ❤️❤️ and I also found my name! Good job kuya! :)

[@unimon4386]

That fall scared the living daylights out of me

[@bubble_em2826]

Ah yes ask the dad with the gun. Perfect plan you got there.

[@malariaarachera5353]

This remained of day were my boyfriend meet my family's