ASMR worst reviewed doctor

Please leave 5 stars. I good doctor i swear
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[@liamthomas8918]

⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “He has my family”-man who isn’t being forced to say a review

[@Username-vn1wx]

I'm early to your comment 🙃

[@oatmealmangd]

Billy Bob bruh who tf cares

[@waxiboi331]

Raizlord who pissed in your corn flakes my guy chill

[@oatmealmangd]

Waxiboi first i dont like corn flakes, second, someone did that to me that say so i was like "huh imma do this to someone else" and i did. Ps i am not mad now and was not mad then:)

[@waxiboi331]

Raizlord ok I respect that BUT HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE CORN FLAKES

[@lushciouschu2138]

"I need to feed my Minecraft dog and cat." me: *TAKE ALL MY MONEY*

[@snaligaker8836]

That would be me but I’m broke as a joke. That’s also why I’m at this cheap clinic!

[@hanna_maria]

*laughs in german*

[@oneredboii8764]

Hanna Maria *cries in American*

[@hanna_maria]

@@oneredboii8764 my condolences :(

[@worldwar2dday756]

Same

[@Thxmas_e]

3:20 imagine your doctor is playing with their glove when you’ve got 37 hours to live

[@brandonhidalgo264]

That's oddly specific amount of time

[@SkamsonOne]

Somethink goes wrong. 3:28 you sure ?

[@JOOLP]

Thomas Edwards yeah

[@JOOLP]

Wrong time I think

[@chookz8609]

3:00

[@user-pl6dp1ix3u]

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “Worst ever” - person who does reviews but puts the wrong amount of stars.

[@sollitsubunaek5938]

This is underrated

[@ballorasimp]

the_queenbubba7 found this helpful

[@thatpotato37]

Worst reviewed reviewer

[@Vastsupercena]

I love Comedic ASMR videos. I literally can laugh with my eyes closed.

[@kiahrenp9713]

Same:)

[@fullhousecast420]

thought this said “catholic asmr”

[@juicewrldspercdealer7542]

Supercena 1000 the best funny asmr is chill barber role play by Young prince asmr

[@emma_evelynnn]

@@juicewrldspercdealer7542 oml imma go check that out. But have you ever watched Vortex Asmr? If you haven't, go search VortexASMR and click on the flirty boyfriend in the pool role-play. Its the funniest thing ever had me and my bsf dyinggg 😂

[@arandomnoodle3406]

Well that explains why I watch this video and laugh in my dreams hmmm (I’m not funny but I am socially awkward)

[@NyctoScoto]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ He threatened to redact my kneecaps if I didn’t leave a 5-star review. - A forcefully satisfied customer

[@tangerin3_4utumn]

skidaddle skidacted your knees are now [redacted]

[@kendall6053]

🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

[@mikeb6467]

Lol I’m dead 🤣💀

[@King_filmy2763]

I have no eyeballs

[@CryoDoctor]

I can just imagine him screaming in the other room. Other patients are just told he's fine.

[@yosef8209]

Kid: I want doctor Mom: We have doctor at home *Doctor at home:*

[@astrowind2873]

Does the mom go by the name Karen by chance?

[@iknownoneofmypasswords5217]

Nice

[@astrnix4728]

Who was a doctor at there house unless your bill gates?

[@technode1858]

AstroEmy if ya family member is a doctor...

[@bryanbliek2051]

HAHA fr

[@virtual6631]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I will always come here, none of the others touch my eyes!” From a totally real customer.

[@ineedascaryname6619]

Ok............what?

[@googoo7874]

Lmao “none of the others touch my eyes”

[@yasuhohirose2340]

Customer huh 😂😂😂

[@ly_lizzydizzy9446]

The light gets my eyes like drroororoororor then down lol

[@hollowsgrave]

lol

[@kronome]

So you can’t afford water, but you can afford a *double soy espresso cappacino latte?*

[@anythingfan7545]

I read this comment at the exactly moment he said that 😂 black magic...

[@michellefalgout9699]

.-.

[@certifiedhoodclassic9825]

XD

[@VergilThe1]

Lmao I Was Seeing If Simone Cometted This

[@thecamper127]

As soon as he said that I liked the video

[@samhartman9487]

when he wiped his hand on his shirt after he shook my “hand”😂😂 •edit• omg thanks for all the likes😂

[@blyssfulxx6128]

Ikr it was so funny

[@kirb0799]

The current amount of space here could set off a mental alarm.

[@One_moreshort]

⁠@@CROW1-2when someone doesn’t get that level of attention in real life they can’t help but be excited by the large amount of ‘likes’ that they receive, its something new in their relatively boring life.

[@BoarXD]

Me: *coughs* Jojo: *googles* yea so you have stage 4 cancer

[@-yourandyoureare2different612]

@Oliver Bond 24h!

[@entity42]

@@-yourandyoureare2different612 Your stupid

[@orcafan8182]

Entity420 no u

[@KINGGAMER-pr4iz]

Lol

[@TheDarkMagik]

Entity420 you’re*

[@gacha_ato8586]

⭐️ “Didn’t get me my paw patrol sticker.” -An angry child.

[@SanFranciscoKnights]

Like every comment section, first comment. But this is a reply.

[@sn1p1n]

More like No stop it's an obvious pun More like, NO STOP MORE LIKE DIDNT GET ME MY PATROL UNIT Wait what

[@bird9675]

This deserves more likes

[@dr.drilly396]

I’m your 600th like 😌

[@bruk5827]

Same

[@da_llama_0385]

*"and P for... PeE pEe"* -jojo 2019

[@yellowdummy6696]

Under rated comment. Glad you exist.

[@kirb0799]

Premature pepper

[@ultraviolet505]

@@yellowdummy6696 u right, u right

[@mr.catman6911]

He has a girlfriend

[@deboydestroyer5600]

Poo poo

[@nosey7674]

"a very mature deez nuts" -quote jojo, 2019

[@theparamorememo]

Nosey yooo I love your profile pic 🤘🏼

[@friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711]

Nosey timestamp?

[@Michael-Ambarossa]

i heard i'm

[@xeyxeron]

I think he said "how very mature, deez nuts"

[@nelsonahlvik6650]

666 likes

[@var_i_ant9734]

“I’m really trying to watch my weight *just five teaspoons of sugar please* “

[@xxvibez_kidxx7082]

I think that dont help his weight

[@xxvibez_kidxx7082]

@Necrox IOS NO 2 JUST 2

[@sebwarriner]

@Var_i_ ant This is irrelevant and kinda late but aot pfp respect

[@ladouceura]

666 likes!!!!

[@ImJustLayZ]

No.xueudjahehirme HE NEVER SAID THAT FUWODKEKJFKKDFUCKRJRIEKEMYOUZJEJDJDJDDKDKKEKEKEKEIXIEHE

[@cindymuta4973]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I felt like I had a friend” -loner that sits in his/her house

[@kyocera1618]

his/her/their*

[@fdp478]

CurvingEel 51076 you know you could just not

[@hyeronymus]

@@kyocera1618 oh no

[@harleyconnors1634]

@@kyocera1618 their?

[@serenitycampbell1067]

@@kyocera1618 I don’t think there are animals watching, but ok

[@jessicabaugh5688]

"I found these in the janitors room" *THE MOST EXTREME SNIFF* "They smell okay" 2:54

[@00lennex]

⭐️ “Had blurry vision left with no eyes” -confused customer

[@shannonmckenize5690]

More like Hdd Bkrty vsion flet thiw on yese

[@astropherus9219]

@@shannonmckenize5690 r/ihadastroke

[@callumm718]

How r u writing

[@cherries.1143]

@ur nan. that joke flew so far over your head it took your hairline with it

[@0ffdaWok]

ur nan. r\wooosh

[@introvertforlife898]

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “I hate my eyesight” -A total human that isn’t insane

[@asmrfreak8685]

Madlad

[@Meechell]

@@asmrfreak8685 Baddad

[@Crazy-ll2rf]

@@Meechell r/russia

[@omelettedufromage1586]

@@Crazy-ll2rf r/IOnlyHave36HoursToLive

[@jive290]

Hy are u saying star

[@thedragonking7043]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I can’t see. Did I press one star? Please tell me if you can.”

[@TaraDBD]

That looks about right I mean I see double hafter the scizzerz but I seez the oen ⭐

[@rhiannstarkey7054]

It's five stars lol

[@thedragonking7043]

Rhiann Starkey r/woooosh

[@trainedkirbylife]

i thnk it mit be 3 but i dnt hve ppils anymr

[@kitsokittyivenhok6]

Everyone in this reply string is either purposely or accidentally got words wrong

[@nick9115]

15:23 I am trying so hard not to laugh because it’s 3 am and my family is asleep

[@peurangko]

im WHEEEZING 😂

[@jinx1220]

I'm trying not to wake my family up but I'm wheezing lol I fell off my bed

[@EonsEternity]

No way.... Pretty cool... Couple hours to live....

[@uRwanda]

Hehe

[@jerimiah6331]

Liar! Its 3 am and it says you made this comment 23 hours ago🤔 somethings fishy

[@hatthat4789]

Me: comes here for tingles Also me: Laughing while getting tingles

[@bengallagher9087]

Ur profile pic: calcium noises

[@melissamikesell7464]

Me but while I'm tryna sleep then starts laughing

[@xxivslop]

Jojo knows how to make the squidward role play... he just needs the costume

[@ja1_vito432]

Woddie he already have the suit

[@kags9367]

"oh don't worry these aren't scissors these are 𝓼 𝓬 𝓴 𝓲 𝓼 𝓼 𝓸 𝓻 𝓼

[@dreamzdre4m608]

Whats that font

[@tangerin3_4utumn]

DreamzDre4m VSCOgirl

[@sussybaka6345]

Pen!$

[@emmadelaney9865]

Hehe tobio

[@dylanmullins5845]

Ah yes my favorite part of 1st grade: sckissors

[@pacooftaco]

Worst reviewed doctor my arse. I will definitely recommend you to my friends. If I had any.

[@mdn_mane7626]

Hahaha lonly boy (girl)

[@isssjacob7202]

i saw ur comment on the vsco girl asmr 😂

[@kirb0799]

If any of them are still alive

[@Pmf95k]

Dang lazarbeam you reviewing all jojo’s places

[@zahidkhanamir3279]

#relatible

[@jellyjacket3710]

“Double soy espresso cappacino latte” has me cracking up 😂

[@aaron__.._]

Is it just me or is Jojo’s “worst rated” vids like the best ever 😂 Omg thank you for the likes

[@shiverofsharks3677]

⭐ "He threatened me to leave a 5 star review but he was threatening me with a rubber chicken." -A customer who isn't afraid of rubber chickens

[@Kyogoal451]

Impossible.

[@inesprinsesx]

U know it’s gonna be a wild ride when the first word he says is “debra”.

[@SnowBaller985]

The best assistant

[@saigemattson3328]

I was just waiting for him to say: “yeah so basically you’re legally blind”

[@viirvvs]

How tf you gon be illegally blind? Like you're just walking down the street with a guide dog, then next thing you know, you're on the floor piled up on by police

[@CROW1-2]

I cannot see im legally blind

[@eviolus-5660]

@@viirvvs illegally blind means that the government doesn't consider you to be blind

[@andrewski8189]

Yes Si How tf do you not get a joke

[@StonedTotheBones0000]

yeah but the only reason you're blind now that he won't tell you is that he shut your eyes to hard with his fingers and punctured ur eye sight. "welp guess ur blind now... that...wasn't cause of me...surely..ahahahahaha..."

[@risee6269]

Me: *yawns* Jojo: *I’m sorry but you only 1 minute to live*

[@CROW1-2]

have

[@AuDreyMiller14]

Lol

[@recruit-2388]

Alana Playz reverse card

[@elliexclarky6172]

Alana Playz lol!

[@glakethesnake8107]

15 seconds*

[@Hemani_rawal]

Timestamps 0:00 intro 4:00 squeezing 5:20 scissors 5:45 tweezers 6:13 green tube 6:57 torch 8:30 letter reading test 12:10 writing in the notebook 13:10 idk finger glove thingy 14:24 lens changing 15:41 writing in the notebook 16:49 outro

[@FNKKKOL]

Thx bro

[@pokepals1341]

Thx

[@roll4initiative-geta3]

They are *_-skissors-_*

[@brotato2400]

Thanks ❤

[@AaronGillespie13]

@@roll4initiative-geta3 there optometrist skiskissor

[@trevmcbride547]

⭐️ “He wouldn’t let me talk to the manager” *karen*

[@asmrfreak8685]

Oh god..

[@hdidjjejfh7167]

@@asmrfreak8685 mulle

[@hdidjjejfh7167]

@@asmrfreak8685 me like spasechips

[@KenzieNHammerly]

Mike McNikka lol

[@bangopi3675]

Mike McNikka 🙄

[@cinnamoroll_luvr]

★★★★☆ 4 stars, was really stupid, but made me laugh. - A Satisfied Customer

[@asmrfreak8685]

...nice...

[@ImJustLayZ]

I saw you somewhere else...

[@ImJustLayZ]

@@asmrfreak8685 dude you have no asmr nor any videos

[@asmrfreak8685]

@@ImJustLayZ ?

[@lasandracastillo7081]

Leowell Official ScribbleFan102 j

[@britney2642]

me: oh this isn’t that bad jojo: *pulls out scissors to open my eyes* me: 😦

[@kirb0799]

Eye.mp4 has stopped responding

[@skeppyslab2059]

Delete the 😦 emoji and u will have a great joke

[@izukumidoria9359]

Me:Oh, this isn't that bad. Jojo:Pulls out scissors to open my eyes Me:

[@pigeon582]

@Skeppy OMG HI sKePpY.

[@itsspiffy8231]

@@pigeon582 do you know them

[@oikinoo9012]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5/5 star review "After being diagnosed with *every disease ever to exsist* I unfortunately lived to get through high school,college,uni and my first and only job. Until I opened my eyes to a hospital ceiling and debras face telling me the exam went well-" ~A customer who's 'exam apparently went well according to debra'

[@luna_lemonade9871]

2:58 - "They smell ok, *BLEH*. I can't stop laughing at this and i can't take the rest of the vid seriously hahahha

[@mazinho4358]

This is an actual representation of all the doctors in Morocco

[@raniamenjour8590]

love from Tunisia bro

[@linguini3411]

South Africa too

[@leusername]

Ah yes, I see you’re a man of dark humor aswell

[@HazardousJohn]

WTF LMFAO XDDD

[@alejandroestrada10.03]

Panda President u think this is dark humor?

[@cobythompson8191]

I couldn’t stop laughing through the whole video and my dad yelled at me cause its late 😐

[@jasp9661]

My dad yelled at me all the way from the grocery store...

[@Coconut_Prrson]

My dad beats me with a refrigerator lol

[@QuintonfromTheQuniverse]

Feels bad man.

[@luckee2266]

I thought all the Pepe’s died back when the dads came home

[@sus_boy_deezo_8635]

Coconut Weeb . . .

[@sagito9271]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 5 STARS He used 3 whole months getting his degree - not sick patient

[@50shekels]

You mean ASMR 1 out of 10 doctors who don't recommend Colgate

[@booquwifius5510]

What the fuck have you brought apon this cursed land

[@Renshyra]

Well yes, but actually no

[@ryouseibai5153]

What the fuck have you brought upon this cursed land

[@Pistolemaster]

What the fuck have you brought upon this cursed land

[@hhughes9465]

What the fuck have you brought upon this cursed land

[@tia-rex]

13:56 that caught me off guard🤣 Edit : Everything past that time caught me off guard😂

[@maaikevroege2940]

Tia-rex !!! Yeah pretty much. Random gibby appeared 😂

[@tia-rex]

@@maaikevroege2940 😂😂😂

[@FirstName-ti2lg]

Tia-rex !!! 😂 😂

[@mariocortez8853]

I was not expecting that at 13:40 but I'm glad it happened

[@ab.4921]

Mario Cortez oh.

[@KodyWayne9210]

Debrah has been with Jojo with every job he’s had. “TRUE FRIENDS”

[@lolawater4392]

Shakes hand with patient WIPES IT OFF ON HIS SHIRT Anyone else notice it?

[@K1leyh]

Lola water 😎🤠

[@hayleechapman1494]

"You have chronic diarrhea phenomena bronchitis and liver cancer." Me: I just came here for an eye exam. Jesus Christ...... Edit: *pneumonia*

[@farrahreed4250]

xD😂

[@josephtongco6165]

that moment when u know that u have the worst problem instead eye checkup

[@OhHeyCreeper]

It’s pneumonia not whatever you put lmao

[@dylanchung8375]

Lolllolilololol

[@xthreev]

@@OhHeyCreeper aww man

[@DeltaPlays27]

⭐⭐ "i cnats ee" -A satisfied customer after being properly treated!

[@tombstoneofFP]

Cant see*

[@DeltaPlays27]

@@tombstoneofFP r/woooosh

[@tombstoneofFP]

I DID THAT ON PURPOSE IM GONNA BE IN A VIDEO WOOOOOOOO

[@joannegartside3900]

@@tombstoneofFP WOOOOOOSH

[@prodbykvz]

@@tombstoneofFPlemme post this on reddit so u got a chance

[@narvaruss07]

It would be so cool if a animator animated his worst reviews.

[@kyocera1618]

YES!

[@them.i.l.fpodcast5931]

What like markplier

[@cutiesoupia]

@@them.i.l.fpodcast5931 probably.

[@Lani-mp1db]

3:06 YALL WE FINALLY HAVE SOME TYPE OF SQUIDWARD ROLEPLAY

[@palderroche]

ARMY_ With_Luv Okay that was funny😂

[@itzsienna767]

OMFGGG LMAOOO

[@edwin3928ohd]

He is doing the squidward roleplay - check his news/comments thing here on YT. I forgot what its called.

[@Lani-mp1db]

@@edwin3928ohd oh ok

[@icewalocom7318]

Ah snap he diagnosed me with a disease called "squidward role play"

[@deremiahchavis4765]

This is like what would happen if anti-vax kids became doctors

[@jarrettlitvin957]

Deremiah Chavis they wouldn’t live to become one

[@deremiahchavis4765]

Russian Lord420 big facts

[@entity42]

Extremely inaccurate! They wouldn't live for their degree

[@lyfehaxandtrix3481]

Entity420 extremely inaccurate. they wouldn't live.

[@avolatilenoodle7829]

@Nitro extremely inaccurate They...?

[@xrayninerbravo]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Best doctor ever, i highly recommend. He broke my back. 10/10.

[@mcpetrolling3583]

*pulls out scissors* ok so I’m gonna hold ur eyes open

[@sugoish9461]

Yeah I completely noped out by then lol

[@julesw2233]

69 like EDIT: correction 69 likes

[@wunnabev]

Jojo: I will be checking your eye strength Everyone watching: *Trying it for yourself*

[@eris3069]

Erikaskus .. how- did you know 😱☠️

[@emmyledsinger4886]

Erikaskus OMG WHeRe ARE THe CAMERaS

[@bengallagher9087]

I’ve done it to

[@bobtim5961]

69 hehe nice

[@Thxmas_e]

Day 28 of waiting for the squidward roleplay it’s going to be war

[@maxwellkelly4667]

Thomas Edwards it’s in production, innit?

[@Thxmas_e]

I know it’s just taking so long

[@bluewatermelon3253]

Maybe he will release it when he hits 900k or 1m subs? I think it will be something spectacular 😍

[@JJ_Flyyy]

@@Thxmas_e be patient damn

[@not_marcus9011]

I thinks hes waiting for the area 51 raid so that ge can get the ultra realistic squidward suit

[@raymatt4640]

Me: *lives* Jojo: You have 3 seconds left. Me: *Eye bleeds* Jojo: You’ll be fine

[@entity42]

Me: *moves hand* JoJo: _so yeah you have stage 5 cancer. What type?_ *_all of them_*

[@yasminegoat2923]

Underrated comment alert !

[@shreksenpai4022]

Nah

[@entity42]

@@shreksenpai4022 yah

[@ZC-ki8qh]

0:08 bruh I tried being quiet for asmr then that meme showed up😂

[@priya_xox6509]

Armmmmyyyyyy omoooo handsome Joonie as the profile pic love that 😂😂😂😂💕💕💕💕💕❤️❤️😘😘

[@jasminedoan543]

Priya’s got no jams _ wtf

[@3llie_]

Armyyy!!💜 Our profile pics are both equally ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 😂

[@dasvidanya2694]

Jasmine Doan ikr, like i get it that you’re a fan, i am too but that’s a bit much and extremely cringey, the person wasn’t even commenting about bts, stop trying to make them the topic of every conversation please and thank you 😂

[@bennygokgoye3974]

Priya’s got no jams _ you sound like you flame people who dislike bts

[@TheMatrixuss]

3:20 My mom when I say her that my room is cleaned

[@sharkyau9448]

9:34 teacher: kids think of a word that starts with 'z'. kid 1: zebra kid 2: zombie kid 3: zip jojo: zambodi.

[@Justatransgal23]

Zamboni*

[@wake_up6792]

Even tho you spelled it wrong it’s still funny af

[@godelemender8009]

ZA WAURDO Can’t say I’m wrong it starts with “z”

[@pocchitaa]

@@godelemender8009 but Za isn't a word. Za warudo is two words. I'm tired of y'all "JoJo" fans making jokes thinking you're so funny all the time. Like omg pls stop

[@poodlethedoodle]

@@pocchitaa It's engrish for The World and now it's very own word.

[@antonybrbrer]

“ I gotta feed my Minecraft dog and cat” -Jojo 2019

[@kirb0799]

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

[@netra1814]

Sowwy. i cant like this comment. Nice :)

[@antonybrbrer]

KoalaMimi YT nice

[@kendall6053]

Kirb0 fr🤣🤣

[@stazeskrt8941]

i read this as he said it wtf

[@cozytv903]

These "worst" videos are like a new season in Jojo adventure

[@TheASMRDude]

CozyTv Such a bizarre adventure JoJo is taking us on.

[@diegoriesco7051]

It's been a bizarre ride

[@Fabian_760]

Look up Denis ASMR

[@mr_gloomiea8562]

SO true right?

[@tonimai240]

*”I don’t even know what we’re looking for”* -optometrist that’s *fully* qualified.

[@mkgamer8365]

202 like 0 comments What the heck

[@BillyBob-is8ko]

13:44 I’m literally dead, it’s 4am and I just BURST out laughing lmao

[@lunaasmr7821]

5:59 "Oh sorry did I poke your eyeball" hahaha I'm laughing so hard right now

[@bobafetti5612]

“You have chronic diarrhea pneumonia bronchitis AND liver cancer” Thanks for 1K likes

[@jonasbecksimested3535]

NothingProduxions i just came in with a cold

[@rayofblacklight9910]

😂 I laughed so hard

[@samarinvladlena6026]

Google when searching the meaning of a headache:

[@theironartmanufactur1745]

Aww, not again!

[@echofromafar]

yep, that googling joke made me grin xD

[@Giannis_kyr]

Nobody :Making memes in asmr? Jojo: Hold my beer

[@birdb0i327]

Give this man an award for this comment.

[@cadenm.7695]

Change beer to microphone

[@drowwzi2208]

*hold my gloves

[@finn_the_unsalted_peanut_3005]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “He was very direct, since he told me I have 36 hours to live. I robbed a bank committed murder, and kidnapped 5 children. So I’ve lived my whole life, in about 3 hours.” -me... a god damn potato with googly eyes glued on

[@DphiBoys]

Him: my name is doctor.Joe Me: doctor what??? Him: doctor. Joe mamma

[@xs-ontarixz3863]

Ok............

[@nokompot4682]

seth tanner have u seen this clip before kzbin.info/www/bejne/m4C4i594nJJ3iM0

[@kirb0799]

Joseph mother.

[@ehwhynot7631]

Baby Sausi Emilia is better

[@choclatewain6866]

Bruh

[@lycanpro]

What’s the purpose of 4K if we fall asleep so quickly?

[@maxwellkelly4667]

Monsertx decadence

[@Thxmas_e]

Why do you post it on another video post it on the 4K

[@vhxpnotic1601]

CUUUUPCAAAKKKEEEEESSSS

[@allmxn]

4K-Off

[@not_aeo]

@@Eddy-dn1jx is this a joke?

[@Meh-sn5kj]

You have one week to make the squidward roleplay otherwise im putting some people together and im raiding your house You have been warned

[@riot8371]

Yeah sign me up I will go to war for that video

[@jameslouis5680]

I’ll bring the rook armor

[@vanillauwu]

raid jojo’s house, october 20th, he can’t stop us all

[@kittiesucksv3101]

ill bring the creeper spawners

[@hezi5175]

I’m on my way

[@lifeiswhy5111]

4:00 Him: “Try your best to resist me closing your eyes” Me: * has eyes closed *

[@fredritchie1]

jojo : double soy espresso cappuccino latte also jojo : **tries so hard not to laugh**

[@soup_dog1019]

0:09 my grandma telling to my mum what cofee she likes

[@alejandratomala5618]

I thought i was supposed to be relaxing and i'm cracking up! lmao

[@virginialee5065]

Who says you can't do both at the same time? 😉😂

[@glitchunknown3882]

⭐️⭐️ "He didn't share his food with me" --A Hungry Person

[@atomicman1556]

Loving the “Worst reviewed “series

[@summer-6685]

' I got my degree at the OIC' Me: Oh I see... Wait.

[@greensap5146]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I liKEd EyE sqUEEZ!” - A totally legit satisfied customer that is a human

[@asmrfreak8685]

Temmie 🙃

[@kirb0799]

Something tells me that this isn't a human response.

[@WhittyDaGod]

Kirb0 what makes you think that? 🤔

[@sourcandie5230]

Hoi I'm a human and a cup

[@greensap5146]

Skyler Ketron wHa- 3; I nOt sOUnD lIkkE tH4t!

[@Motivatededits0]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “ I hid my wife he had a knife”, Someone who felt safe

[@Kyogoal451]

Hod ya wife I gotta knife- Jojo I totally wasn’t threatened to say this quote was from jojo not w2s with a rubber chicken😅 Rubber chickens are very scary

[@Jeff23485]

Wroetoeshaw?

[@soudascribbles7787]

My favorite lines: "double soy expresso cappuccino latte" * wipes shand on shirt after he shakes my hand * "Oh my god that is so rude" "It took me a whole 3 months to get this degree" "They just gave me this shirt and jacket and now I feel pretty cool" "I like to just google your symptoms" "You have chronic diarrhea, pneumonia, bronchitis, and liver cancer" "I think you have about 36 hours to live" "Maybe YOU should do my job! please don't this is all I have going for me, I need to feed my Minecraft dog and cat" "We're going to be learning this together as we go :D" "I just found these gloves in the janitor's room... *intense sniffs*... they smell ok * wtf is this noise *" " * blows up glove * * aggressively tries to put on glove * * puts glove on head * " so we're going to try that again, this time with a different tool"... * pulls out scissors* me: * panics * "These arn't scissors, these are a.. op-..domi-trist... skiiiii...sk-skiz-zoors" "T-theres a bit of blood- you'll be fine" "Ok so we'll start with the easiest *points to bottom row* *s m i l e s* o-oh you can't read that? This is the first round-" "F for fudge and P for.... mmmmmmm pee pee" "Personally I think of the word... z-zambodee" "L for le-le pons" "P for pen pinapple apple pen" "A very mature deez nuts" (this one was for me personally) *on row 7* *points to firsts letter* me: *doesnt have glasses on* ...T? Jojo: Yup, F Me: oH-" "This one will be easy *wiggles t h i r d a r m *" " * 4 extra arms just come on in *" " lens number 7 * sunburned boy * or 8 * fat, saggy, wrinkly cat * "You only have a couple hours to live"

[@nickchabot5492]

you did not say sunburned boy when that is our lord and savior gibby

[@novawashere.]

Calls gibby a sunburned boy tf

[@unknownname3487]

You deserve more appreciation for this

[@soudascribbles7787]

@@unknownname3487 Why thank you

[@annikal.9813]

"This degree took me 3 months and that is a lot of time"😂 I can't

[@hdexotic1914]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ five stars, came for some weed, got a exam instead

[@korbindevaney9284]

sorry:(

[@mcbathroom3803]

Exotic butters⭐️

[@marcebert4687]

@@mcbathroom3803 I see u are a man of culture as well...

[@weiamelsadig5751]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@Monkeboitez]

⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@Sport_Knowers]

I’ve watched this like 5 times and I just noticed on the 9th row on the eye chart there is only 8 letters It’s the small things that matter. Good job Jojo 👍👍🏻👍🏼👍🏽👍🏾👍🏿

[@ztigergv7768]

Why da fu everyone got a assistant named “Debra”

[@Pistolemaster]

Z tiger GV Because

[@forestflies8986]

Theyre like Karens.

[@speedwheel1807]

In case you weren't aware, to be an assistant, you have to he named Debrah.

[@BlockedUser420]

Why is every Debra an assistant?

[@harrowbed4315]

Its "Deborah" thank u very much Sorry my name is Deborah and I get very irritated when ppl spell it like tht

[@VitoASMR]

Yaaahs I got the tingles doctor! Love your work jojo😊

[@levi139]

oof love your videos

[@ktfilms3933]

Jojo: sniff sniff, smells ok. Random person: 😐 Jojo: (gags) Random person: 😥

[@чжоашнвбнуплнц4аряро]

Astro. Agent

[@чжоашнвбнуплнц4аряро]

Astro Agent

[@uglyjosh3220]

Astro.Soup

[@uglyjosh3220]

Astro Soup

[@Mutnutt9]

⭐⭐ "Took my gloves" -Debra

[@pepsicola4718]

"I don't remember prostate exams taking so long, Or requiring repeat visits." *1/5 stars*

[@cavern6655]

wait

[@aqua-aint-it]

69 likes tho-

[@guesta6005]

Oh no

[@gjoadoering1603]

“ i shouldn’t break these, there the only pair of gloves in the entire clinic”😂

[@dannysmellyfeeto1519]

Me: O.I.C? Is that even a real thing? Him: *OH MY GOD THAT IS SO RUDE*

[@scrublofo771]

Karen

[@waywardmoose2020]

OIC is actually Opioid Induced Constipation

[@dannysmellyfeeto1519]

Scrublo Fo she took the kids

[@danarosati3338]

Oh my god that's scary

[@thelastoofer2131]

⭐️ “This isn’t anime ASMR” -Weeb

[@cipher4lifer77]

😿

[@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK]

Where’s skid?

[@wasbruderwassollichsagenbr1608]

NEVER use the word WEEB again weeb is not someone who likes anime its someone who is obsessed with japanese culture

[@thelastoofer2131]

@@wasbruderwassollichsagenbr1608 Looks like somebody cannot take a joke! Haha funny cause u cannot take a joke

[@explodingfatbird]

Day 1 of asking Jojo for a *Double Soy Espresso Capuchino Latte* roleplay.

[@aarononeill2993]

Oh god don’t start another squidward

[@yulien7571]

Oh god DO start a new squidward!

[@evanplaysminecraft1221]

Now this... is a avengers level threat..

[@DeltaDicey]

Srsly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cristianortizhenderson5517]

*My Favorite Types Of Roleplay*

[@jyevidler5423]

“P for peepee” -jojo 2019

[@ethanmorales3499]

p for pen pineapple apple pen

[@ぢえ-l8x]

jye vidler

[@nellyd2562]

OmG thAt iS sO ruDe YeS iT is a Real UniVersiTy 1:00

[@cherrywavesenjoyer]

Hazardous i feel like that’s rude to actually autistic ppl

[@onyc22]

Hazardous That's rude lol

[@onyc22]

armyyy

[@nellyd2562]

IM SO DONE WITH BTS HATERS BEING RUDE TO ME ONLY FOR LIKING BTS ARGHHHHHH IF YOU DONT LIKE BTS THAN ITS OKAY BUT PLS. LEAVE ARMYS ALONEE

[@nellyd2562]

Retro Hobi ❤️

[@aileenl8231]

⭐️ "HE ALMOST KILLED ME AND WOULDN'T LET ME SPEAK TO THE MANAGER" - Unhappy Karen

[@bedrockfreeza5373]

Sus

[@PulseOfDivinity]

Sew speakers into my ears so i can listen to you all day

[@MikaOverslept]

I see you all the time in the comments!

[@PulseOfDivinity]

@@MikaOverslept really?

[@famlitdudekek9307]

Found you

[@PulseOfDivinity]

@@famlitdudekek9307 yep

[@finnthewastebin4678]

Famlitdude Kek found you!

[@fortazerty]

"Worst reviewed doctor" Me: Say sike right now

[@bilyous7726]

Unknown Truth Sike.

[@fortazerty]

@@bilyous7726 thanks! 👍

[@bilyous7726]

@@fortazerty Don't worry you're welcome, it's my pleasure.

[@fortazerty]

@Gãvīñ Dâhł how?

[@fortazerty]

@Gãvīñ Dâhł i took it off anyway , thanks!

[@stephcroft1844]

I'm a *pRoFfEsSiOnAl* but I will google it *-STILL-*

[@wynntm]

What's sad is that when I told my doctor that I thought I had depression, they actually googled the symptoms and asked me if I had them smh

[@stephcroft1844]

@@wynntm LMAO what a *pRoFfEsSiOnAl*

[@jacobroberson5887]

🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 "he had a Minecraft dog and cat, was a stressful test" -a man held at gunpoint