ASMR | WORST Reviewed Make-Up Salon

[@sawbrainrot]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “She’s the best makeup artist in the city, She uses unique application utensils.” - totally not the owner

[@LiseteL]

Oh my god

[@kurisutina6238]

LMAO 😂

[@sylin4296]

Its because its the only makeup salon in the city

[@abbyheimanheiman9215]

Hehehheehhe

[@bunnylopez2518]

My life as GretchenBOB GO BACK TO WORK

[@jimmymajor2892]

⭐ "I keep trying to warn the customers who keep coming in but they just don't seem to listen." -The spider on the wall

[@SkittyDangerzne]

Seeing the "Spider On The Wall" no joke got the song stuck in my head! XD

[@noudsu7596]

Underrated comment 🤣

[@soph9901]

BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA BEST ONE BY FAR

[@r04ch-gumm13z]

Seeing The Spider On The Wall Made Me Get Memories Of The Song The Spider On The Wall By GHOST

[@salad712]

Poor spider.

[@separaidtion]

⭐️ “She called me blush” -angry highlighter

[@richbtch546]

Lmao

[@lexiklein90]

💀💀💀

[@separaidtion]

@Private_sergent 1 pardon 😀

[@naya2772]

@Private_sergent 1 idiot*

[@janetplanet4595]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@sarahswiderski9973]

⭐️⭐️⭐️ “The highlight she gave me was so strong it blinded the man trying to kidnap my pet rat” -Linguini from Ratatouille

[@aaroncoulter946]

Omg no remi

[@karolinehovland4580]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@phonethatmello8989]

The lint roller is so tingly! How about a dry cleaners roleplay where you scrub, steam, lint roll, or sew a garment?

[@awinz]

YES

[@swocks4085]

I agree and would love this too!

[@serviinshotz1051]

Yes please.

[@brianbeehler6650]

Yes

[@yaboimemes2679]

Id might bus a nut

[@SpazzShell]

This seems like the type of character to burn you with a curling iron on purpose

[@gracetheungraceful5146]

Oddly specific but definitely correct

[@stealthy9599]

And then sue you

[@loudand_clear4883]

Stealthy and then sue you again for thinking about sueing back

[@ThatOneLeek]

Have had that happen before and I gotta say,,, accurate.

[@nxvem2899]

She picking and eating her own lice

[@mapacheeto8012]

⭐ "She told me I'm not that comfortable" -The chair

[@taylorjade6918]

Yessss

[@xXxM0nzt3r_V0m1TxXx]

F

[@Tricks_99]

@@xXxM0nzt3r_V0m1TxXx F

[@alannahf2517]

😅

[@peachygacha-5513]

F

[@faithnlove1551]

This is honestly my favorite video to fall asleep to and has been since it came out. I'd love for another one of these to be made with this voice. BUT IMAGINE. This same audio. Exactly the same. But a video where Gibi is on the opposite end, being the one getting her makeup done by this lovely character.

[@jof6619]

I've come back often too and your idea is amazing, I always wish I could see the other person. This would be so awesome, I wish @GibiASMR saw your idea!

[@justlivinthrifty]

That needs to be a reality

[@kaustavdhal]

I just LOVE your idea! She should totes see this comment like omgg

[@PogiAmiga]

Legit my favourirte one to this day.

[@kaustavdhal]

@@PogiAmiga Same,

[@heyitsem1238]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “The bride was not jealous” -Jealous bridesmaid

[@kawaiibunnbunn]

my most favourite review so far 😂💀

[@krystalcastaneda3947]

Love it XD

[@skylarsa]

AJR is the best❤

[@urmuddah3689]

I don't get it

[@person1564]

@@urmuddah3689 I-

[@sophia9171]

“let me just get these fuzzies off” what in the jacklyn hill-

[@mey3980]

There should be 100x the likes lmao

[@GibiASMR]

oop

[@caitlynroberts3100]

I’m going to say that like it is my religion what in the jacklyn hill is going on here!? What the jacklyn hill are you doing!? Who in the jacklyn hill do you think you are!? ... it’s perfect

[@sophia9171]

Gibi ASMR yoooo 😭 she responded i feel special 🥰

[@hm.6763]

And I oop- u so shady for that but it has me rolling 💀

[@tatalovesw2e]

⭐ "She wouldnt touch me" -the primer

[@lynx4750]

Rolling THUNDAAAAAAA

[@allhaikyuucharactersarehot8204]

ROLING THUNDERRR

[@allhaikyuucharactersarehot8204]

@@lynx4750 yes

[@shawtyno1052]

RoLING THUNDDDDD

[@noahhampton6578]

Rolling THUNDAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@diegoochoa8050]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ The wedding was horror themend, so everybody was impressed with my pennywise makeup. A perfect service. - a person that likes cosplay

[@m0thp1mp21]

cap

[@slubber0]

that’s such a pretty tanjiro pic 😭😭

[@racheleremy9542]

⭐️ “She was showing to much shoulder and clearly distracting the male customers” - The Public School System’s Dress Code

[@raymatt4640]

@Rachele Remy YESSSSSSSSSS

[@remyinthetrash]

I got dress coded one day bc I was wearing tights even tho I had and over sized t-shirt on. TwT

[@supersaraqxz548]

Your comment was just underneath another dress code joke lol

[@mosswillow4419]

My school banned ripped jeans... But only for girls they said they were "tOo PrOvOcOtIvE" but like.... Whaa?

[@Amanda-wp6yj]

Oof.

[@noitzmarisol13]

⭐️ “She said she didn’t like my face that hurt” - ms.potato head

[@Kats_World07]

May I just say amazing comment and beautiful pfp 🤌🏻

[@quantumjoss]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "My face doesn't have lint on it anymore, very lint free. Am happy with this." -A very delinted customer

[@rileyramsey672]

“Delinted” haha

[@lilphoenixtl]

Top notch pun my dude

[@jessicaf7236]

Tried so hard not to lol as my bf was asleep next to me

[@rosecarson1717]

This reads like a Donald trump tweet lmaooo

[@themonsterunderyourbed7651]

Quantum Joss I mean of course

[@AnaLuaB]

00:01 to 01:45 - Waiting/Making an appointment 1:45 to 2:54 - insulting you/explain what you want 2:54 to 3:24 - sitting down/whispering 3:24 to 4:57 - Cleaning Your Face (Lint Roller) 4:56 to 5:50 - Face Cream (soap?) 5:50 to 8:10 - Foundation 8:10 to 9:44 - Blush 9:44 to 10:38 - Highlight 10:38 to 11:37 - Powder 11:37 to 13:10 - Bronzer 13:10 to 15:10 - Eyebrow Tweezing 15:10 to 16:27 - filling in your eyebrows 16:27 to 18:20 - Eyeshadow 18:20 to19:40 - Eyeliner 19:40 to 21:05 - Lashes 21:05 to 22:50 - mascara 22:50 to 25:32 - Lipstick/Gloss 25:32 to 25:53 - Blend 25:53 to 26:16 - Eye drops 26:16 to 26:32 - Spray 26:32 to 27:44 - Perfume 27:44 to 28:45 - Payment 28:45 to 29:00 - Outro

[@scarlettosbaldiston5418]

Yyyyyyyyyyÿ

[@KELUIX]

THANK YOU

[@iliketoeatsoapXD]

i appreciate this

[@bye8321]

Thanks

[@dinosaursarecool1022]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “She called me really important” -extra spins on candy crush

[@xoaischilling]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Painted me like a French girl. I loved it." - an art enthusiast

[@tq7013]

Mindy' Chilling I was expecting “paint me like one of your French girls”

[@Nistaa]

Whats wrong with french girls ? 😕🤣

[@seviwilkerson3527]

-Rose

[@meghanlucas4086]

⭐️ “For some reason she kept whispering and tapping things.” -person who doesn’t know what ASMR is

[@thosetheatrenerds24601]

PAHAHA

[@adventure_time.is.cool420]

Lol

[@Ezzie-vt2rw]

Lmaooo

[@richardstreifel5010]

LOL

[@Avacrowhurst]

me:eating.see this comment spits it out..*

[@n4w33]

⭐️ “Pulled off half of my skin with the lint roller, hasn’t grown back yet” -hospitalised client of the make up salon

[@MeatPropellors]

God daamn😭

[@Kool_Duck]

Ugh, how picky you are

[@Element022]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Wife came out looking like Krusty the Clown, always loved the Simpsons." -Satisfied Husband

[@spicyapplejuice9099]

Lmao

[@Kat-Bat]

Your wife: “HEY, HEY!” 🤡 -laughs- 😂👌🏼

[@LivingDeadGoth89]

Kat Bat BRUH

[@allielynes2467]

Charmed_ Smile 😂

[@fruitymushroo2409]

Charmed_ Smile this is a highly experienced commenter.. nice job man

[@olivianicole9329]

now she needs to do one for a hair salon, nails and a clothing store. she could make a whole series!! edit holy shit guys 2k likes😱 i’ve never gotten this many likes on a youtube comment before. thank you😭

[@sofiyak]

olivia nicole Yeah! That’d be fun

[@noone9382]

Tattoo to

[@whiterecluse5120]

Dafuq is your photo suppose 2 b

[@dylanandino4759]

"The Worst Reviewed Chronicles"

[@sscythq]

Yes

[@globglobgabgalab1693]

⭐️ “There was no manager to speak to” -Karen

[@lisa8012]

I'm just happy she didn't go full blown Karen. . .

[@axrla3]

I love this 😂

[@anaistephania9449]

Literally this is every Karen

[@whattimeisit1595]

bro i read your name as mikeywayy.... im too fucking emo

[@yessicaherrera3353]

Oh god, screw you 😂😂

[@sunai9216]

⭐ "She called us a blush DUO" -The two blushes who hate each other

[@sincerelyhann]

haha

[@anitarobinson8083]

⭐ "I had to clean someone's face. THAT IS NOT MY DESIGNATED USE. " - Lint Roller

[@kirraratcliffe2954]

Hahahahaha

[@justaviewer_23]

⭐️ “She made me jealous.” -the bride

[@deasonn6026]

Lol

[@cantthink317]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I just liked the accent” -random tourist who saw her yelling down the street

[@fiontaneastwood9299]

I like this one

[@allielynes2467]

BISH WHERE at her ex boyfriend calling him a rat

[@stellarheartsyou]

omg same, i love her accent as well

[@yayazou7937]

"OOH I LIKE YA ACCENT WHERE YA FROM?" "I'm Liberian." "oops my bad. I like ya accent where ya from?"

[@venotori3678]

Jersey accent if you're wondering

[@endangeredphilosophy]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "She matched my skin tone perfectly." - Casper the Friendly Ghost

[@Y0urL0calA1pha25]

Help- 😂

[@eleighh]

⭐️ “She didnt let me speak to the manager” -Karen

[@katieusbrownius]

molzezzagoals 😂

[@bex8390]

Omg 😂😂😂

[@noevalencia1908]

StrangerThingsFan is d P

[@annikacastro9131]

molzezzagoals Respect the drop Karen

[@lolol534]

Respect the drip karen

[@myballsitch2060]

⭐ "there was nothing on me" -the calander

[@namis6925]

Saw no comments and just wanted to say how good your pfp looks!

[@myballsitch2060]

@@namis6925 thank you !!

[@namis6925]

@@myballsitch2060 aye np!! Gotta say it cause it's true

[@nakaharasatori]

the ✨ c a l a n d e r ✨

[@argenaS]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The comment section was a blast" - Girl who should be sleeping

[@priscillamaldonado8302]

Why you gotta expose me like that

[@Angiesunshine13]

priscilla maldonado ikr like come on Argena

[@kc2642]

SAME. You are my spirit animal.

[@howlingwolves6448]

Bro what- exposed me like that damn

[@LunaThaeda429]

This is exactly what I’m doing right now. And I agree the comment section really was a blast. 5 stars would come back.

[@professionalidiot1344]

⭐ "She breathed." -every teacher during a test

[@anthonylarcombe1650]

Love the icon

[@adrianagaetan-reyes6929]

Gibi : "I could fix your face for you." Me : I highly doubt that.

[@Dippindappin]

X to doubt

[@borkborkbitch1602]

Impossible

[@justkody4132]

Now we’re UgLy RaTs WiTh MaKe-Up

[@frozen_popsical6818]

Akari_ Tales Gibi: i think i can fix your face Me: are you sure about that Gibi: totally Me: im really boutta get you pickle chien a boy

[@jackpeall2622]

Neew jacksfilms series "fix your face"

[@thelilcommentghost3781]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Her makeup skills were a different level man, it made the bride cry!”

[@amyburr9783]

Lol

[@milkie5228]

⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Said I looked like a sexy skeleton” -person who hasn’t received a compliment in 5 years (until now)

[@kayy-03]

POV: you're a a boy

[@jamespaganimationyt3835]

@@kayy-03 pov: Hi

[@HR-fr6oz]

@@kayy-03 Pov: I'm typing out this comment after reading your comment

[@okiedokie2840]

@@jamespaganimationyt3835 pov hi

[@okiedokie2840]

@@HR-fr6oz pov hi

[@luz.subliminalz]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I walked out looking beautiful and flawless, and she was so gentle!” -someone who currently has a gun to their head and was told to leave a good review.

[@shanecuag]

LMAO

[@kai_entity7377]

That’s good humor my dude

[@VARAH-THE-REAL-HUMAN]

ITS 12;32 AT NIGHT I SHOULDN’T LAUGH THIS LOUD- Had to do the ; so it won’t mark it as 12:32 in the vid -^-

[@mashpotatolover4735]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bellabrown6678]

⭐️ “Didn’t put enough saliva on the tissue” - That Teacher handing out papers

[@jen-ms6yv]

One time my teacher was handing out papers for a test and mine had a pool of saliva on it 😭

[@nxttany3481]

100th like on ur comment

[@dianaventura8144]

@@jen-ms6yv LMFAOOO OMGGGG

[@jamespaganimationyt3835]

@@jen-ms6yv 😭🤣

[@ashley-id9fx]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “loved the part where she lint rolled the dirt off my face” ~john stamos

[@Yakiay]

So she rolled off my face

[@curshburger4582]

Have mercy

[@danielledawson2099]

SCREAMING

[@42subscribersnovideos67]

Danny did it all the time

[@roseclover18]

@@42subscribersnovideos67 True that 😂

[@boommonkey5995]

⭐ ''I had to close'' -the eyes

[@no-7334]

LMAOOO

[@shadow_unknownxx1207]

Lol

[@Jaytheneonwolf1011]

⭐️⭐️ “Noot noot noot noot, noot noot noot noot noot.” - Pingu

[@N3mesis17]

underrated comment

[@phantomgames5834]

OMG THAT SHOW WAS MY CHILDHOOD

[@lilacdaisi1812]

@@phantomgames5834 same 😭

[@Hoonnkmimimimi]

I LOVE THAT SHOW SM

[@alexa-rp8cw]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “she gave me back my eyebrows” -Mona Lisa

[@archangel7464]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Username matches up -Mona Lisa's satisfied customer

[@lankyboi2521]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “She fixed my robotic wooden baby I created” -Leonardo da Vinci

[@zephyroflife7400]

@@lankyboi2521 where tf is mario

[@shitnotagain9492]

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 “She made me dumb” -Albert Einstein

[@mewrrium6301]

Ok this is not very relevant to the joke buuuUUUUUUUT- the reason Gioconda appears to have such a big fore-head is because she shaved off her eyebrows and a bit of her hair since having a big fore-head at that time was considered pretty and was a sign of wisdom. Anyways, this is really useless but I wanted to share this since I learned this in my art class the other day HHhHhHh (the joke was funny btw so pls dont r/woosh me-)

[@elisecamp3912]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ She gave me white foundation even though I’m black...whatever -WoahVicky

[@Jermabejerming]

“These pussy ass hoes could neva”

[@jenniemeal]

💀

[@emilymay8729]

*WEEZE*

[@pengweng3795]

If WoahVicky was upset about the foundation, why would she give 5 stars? Lol

[@minneepav6104]

U have 869 likes ;)

[@gachabutterfly4256]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Used a paint brush I felt like a canvas” -artist

[@reyj2532]

I fElT tHaT 😩😩😩 LiTeRaLlY

[@imnotmillie3635]

@@reyj2532 *Y eSsI r*

[@getspaded]

Missed the chance to say -Bob Ross

[@dedusmuln]

bitch you make gacha you ain't no artist lmaooooo

[@blumiku]

cuckichi ouma I love art and I love doing gatcha life if they like gatcha and art then do that

[@simp-lymaid9502]

⭐️ “She kept looking at me weird and licking the tissue. The makeup was ok, but overall a gross experience.” -someone who wrote a real review

[@ninifofini]

⭐️ “It tasted terrible, IT WAS TOO DRY.” -Gordon Ramsay

[@miamontminy3302]

“Your a FUCKING IDIOT SANDWICH”

[@monarchserpent]

WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE!?!!?!?!?!

[@squidge4728]

RAWWW

[@aidy1600]

RED KITCHEN, COME HERE!

[@justme-lx9uj]

YOU PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN IT IT TASTES LIKE A WEASLEY xD

[@summeri3]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ made me look like a clown, perfect for the clown themed wedding i was going to ! artist also used very creative methods !

[@candy_crave8580]

hello this is the catering service? Do you want some clown cakes as well with the clown ice cream?

[@nibbanibba7202]

Faithful Nerd I think I might need some in 8 years for my coronation 👑.

[@justkody4132]

I always look like an clown but this time I look like a better looking clown ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@shugartihits3905]

Clown themed wedding is this the music video for i write sins not tradigies?

[@summeri3]

oh my god this comment blew up

[@jerickaschenfisch6313]

me when my therapist tries to teach me self love: *”i see what you’re goin for.... but i don’t like it”*

[@davidl8589]

The only thing funny is that you have a therapist.. haha emo bitch

[@nataliaisa_newb]

VosareyNightcore! New sub for you,man. GG

[@cherry3836]

VosareyNightcore! Bro he lowkey actually got a suicideboys playlist😂 I’m deadddd

[@thomashubert2480]

Seems like you should see another therapist..

[@00freeze]

David l therapy isn’t for emos.. it’s just for people who want to get their life together because they might be going through a hard time. It rlly isn’t anything to be ashamed of or to make fun of>?

[@lprezzi8272]

I love that she won't touch the primer because it's "too sticky" but like 30 seconds earlier she was grabbing and rubbing her hands on a lint roller

[@clxverrxbbit9043]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “The children will love me!!” -a satisfied clown

[@Maddie-lc5ii]

Gacha Celetix Nobody needs makeup to be a clown.

[@sleepy-yyy]

@@Maddie-lc5ii Huh?

[@arianaandreyeva2279]

Suddenly became the actor from "It" 👍

[@DetectiveNyx]

hey don't steal my reviews

[@animexweeb1103]

@@Maddie-lc5ii 😂😂😂😂

[@prettysisters9102]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Used a white foundation on me when I’m obviously black, but otherwise great.” -Lilhuddy

[@just_peachy2576]

Lmao lilhuddy us bae

[@gretalucke3733]

Omg hahahaha 😂😂😂

[@briannaloving1101]

it was already funny and then it just got better

[@dontsub5825]

BHAHAHAHA

[@fireflyedm9293]

Lmfao 😂

[@Fruitytooty225]

⭐️⭐️⭐️ Her:”I don’t have anyone on the calendar” Also her: “ let me see if I can fit u in”

[@mysterymix2091]

Also her: " I got this just for you, I knew you were coming in."

[@flynn386]

*FBI requests your location*

[@annbullock3609]

Nice face 👀 👅

[@denkisofficallover7264]

She said you were not on the calendar

[@ashleigh9154]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Very well done make-up. Love the look.” -Someone who was paid in exchange for writing a good review.

[@kyvetteman]

⭐️ “ Didn’t make the bride jealous” -the best man

[@kyvetteman]

Kathryn Sills-Kline indeed it is i 😌

[@lindsey_evans7972]

Omg is that the popular TODORONI?!!?!!?

[@oliolioli7984]

XD

[@kyvetteman]

Lindsey Evans yes it is I 😌

[@woofbarkbark9728]

It’s todoroki as a noodle for me

[@user-kj6id2hn6x]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Best Halloween makeup artist, my daughter was very scary and it isn’t even October yet! -a very pleased mother

[@nyya7115]

Ihts Haylee 😂😂😂, I laughed to hard at this 😭

[@christinacharalambous3333]

I made your 999 to 1k lmao

[@jaythebeastperry6937]

😂

[@BOSHIsoundcloud]

At first I didn’t get it

[@TheSciroth]

Stfu take your like lmao

[@dylanharrison2092]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “You’re doing great sweetie” -kris Jenner

[@shriya3142]

underrated

[@nerysharrison8404]

That's my brother

[@haileyhowson8350]

Shriya hiking I

[@rekikyan4763]

Son?

[@Johntracko]

I think I passed when I looked my mirror because I looked like this :💀

[@Hel1ooooo0oooooo]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “My mom and dad said it looks AMAZING!” -Person with a blind mom and dad

[@sh_bequietreal1013]

or an orphan..

[@zimmac_wigglesworth8028]

@@sh_bequietreal1013 😨✋

[@mashpotatolover4735]

@@sh_bequietreal1013 👁️👄👁️

[@hilol9758]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “She has tissues” -person in 2020 who has NO TOILET PAPER

[@hilol9758]

Awele Anyamele 😭

[@somerandomdude2843]

I miss the toilet paper

[@kittypolar5590]

Sun set That sounds weird 😂

[@emmaedwards9971]

Littie Pebbie,1000th like!

[@hilol9758]

Emma Edwards holy crap! thank you so much!!!!!!! 🥺💞💞 I really appreciate it ☺️✨🧚🏽‍♂️ and from the rest of you guys!

[@brbcallingsora]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ she told me to close my eyes but i didn't close them hoping she'd get glue in my eyes and make me go blind. she yelled at me to close them, glad to know that she cares about me. - a depressed teen

[@ChromeRanger488]

Dam this is deeeep 😳

[@brbcallingsora]

why does this have so many like this is the dumbest comment I've ever written 💀

[@maddisongibson1570]

@@brbcallingsora it's... interesting?

[@brbcallingsora]

@@maddisongibson1570 ig so lmao

[@dubstep298_tetradct]

555th like. 111 more to go!

[@megmcdaniel]

“Instagram models keep coming in here- some trend I guess” 😂😂😂

[@karg9322]

Megan McDaniel I read this just as she said it😂

[@bigbigass3524]

Wat min?

[@mickeyfam1872]

Mean girl: You fat loser

[@kateblackmore4118]

@search twice on youtube it's 10:14 to 10:26

[@revenant9382]

Brutus ASMR at who.. exactly?

[@paigep2211]

No one: Me wanting Gibi to show the camera’s finished look

[@laiylabug7818]

Girl/boy same

[@Christian_Addi]

The camera after all the powder ☁️👁👄👁☁️

[@Seungminmydearest]

Lol same

[@Roaryxd]

lmao

[@lainybugg]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Never looked better” -The Camera

[@elle.00]

LMAO

[@melody-ql6ty]

i don’t get these comments

[@theuglyfruit7704]

@@melody-ql6ty the format is Star rating 1-5 Why they gave the rating - who gave the rating

[@melody-ql6ty]

theuglyfruit ugly fruit thank youuu

[@melody-ql6ty]

Holy Child of God thank you

[@marlushkin9075]

⭐️⭐️ ”I actually ended up looking like a sexy skeleton, and scared all the kids away at the wedding.” -Confused 40 year old man

[@mia-iw6fl]

Lol

[@hiii4218]

Best comment by far lol

[@user-xd3sl9og5b]

skidadal skidudil she made me a noodle

[@audreylynn9418]

The best comment yet

[@k_xoxo_1681]

⭐️ “She called me a instagram model” -Someone who only uses facebook

[@BrooketheWild]

😂

[@Norman_Fucking_Rockwell]

i just heard that

[@smallplantboy]

Some moms

[@Ezzie-vt2rw]

XDDDD

[@XxPurpleButterfliesxX]

I just heard that when I saw this comment

[@radiotelevision2371]

⭐️ “I could see her shoulders!” -a school administrator

[@popoppoppoppop22]

⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Left with no eyebrows” -Mona Lisa

[@alba236]

This comment is underrated

[@theuglyfruit7704]

That's pretty good

[@georgie488]

Then again, started with none.

[@misslyntheena]

I got that Angelica reference 😂

[@aperson-bc5pb]

666 likes

[@bitbirdies443]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "always wanted that e girl blush, now i don't have to wear blush with this new skin rash." - a very pleased e girl.

[@rachaelv8829]

bitbirdies I’m actually crying 😂😂😂😂

[@misharocks6552]

bitbirdies I guess you can say she is being *rashional* I’m sorry 😐

[@junothedragonslayer2997]

M Dawg *ba-dum tssss*

[@silentassassin1298]

@@misharocks6552 😂😂

[@alannahf2517]

😂

[@aestheticlyugly8283]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ *"i ate her beauty blender and left."* -satisfied customer 2019

[@daani-zk3nd]

Hey I saw Ur comment on the middle skl vid 😂😂💗

[@aestheticlyugly8283]

@@daani-zk3nd lol 🙄🙄

[@daani-zk3nd]

@@aestheticlyugly8283 y the 🙄🙄 wot did I do lolll

[@aestheticlyugly8283]

@@daani-zk3nd lmao wrong emoji i meant 😂😂 sorry ❤

[@daani-zk3nd]

@@aestheticlyugly8283 it's ok lmao 😂

[@kenzie3571]

⭐️ “She sucks at this game.” -Candy Crush

[@noplsno6754]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I mean, did you *see* that scrunchy?” -VSCO girl looking for something original

[@tsuyuasui5624]

awsten Wasn’t plastic

[@Sam-st8ud]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “She didn’t give me a mirror I don’t know what I look like” -a scared customer

[@scarletclough]

Sam this is one of the best ones😂

[@warwick802]

Lol

[@Tzuyuuu.]

⭐️ “She didn’t use any of my products.” - Kylie Jenner

[@_Pandaki_]

- Tati

[@danieljohns827]

Jeffry star

[@noorcookie3257]

-James charles

[@CaptainSkylander]

For some reason, I knew immediately that it was Kylie Jenner you were talking about. I basically heard her name once on TV but that’s it. How the hell did I guessed that? I don’t know. Jeez, this is weird...

[@Maya-sy5cg]

I guessed it right It was Kylie Jenner

[@miahyunggi]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “She is helping me get places! I love her.” -Covid-19

[@todorokisimp4473]

True

[@todorokisimp4473]

I thought I was the only person who thought that

[@jediwithapearlearring9438]

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[@lxxili]

This is actually so funny

[@doofy67]

Bruh

[@lexichan6582]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I was told to give 5 stars or I’d die” -Me

[@ringtailarts4834]

Lmao

[@itsnotpj]

Meh

[@thewindwakinghero7423]

O_O ALL THIS TIME IT WAS JUST THAT EASY ⭐️ "I wanted to die"

[@andreatacsum4008]

666 likes...

[@madalinewilliams451]

1k

[@spicequake4422]

⭐️ “It was the Brooklyn accent for me” -New Jersian

[@joemomma5159]

I sat here like damn that accent is trash then I thought damn I sound exactly like her that’s fire

[@meredith594]

@@joemomma5159 I love those kinds of accents, they're so pretty (I don't mean this in a creepy way, haha :^))

[@joemomma5159]

@@meredith594 nah your good I like them too lol

[@OhsweetOhno]

* Jschlatt has entered the chat *

[@moonboba5581]

i have a Brooklyn accent cuz i’m from ❣︎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚕𝚢𝚗❣︎

[@chewedupgum7024]

⭐⭐⭐ "snsj dhrurb dnjeidj ksksseer" -Patient who lost eyesight from opening their eyes when they should have had them closed

[@Iceymeltedagain]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "Her makeup products were so good, that they made me look green! wow!" - random shrek stan

[@rezkat6]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I don't know what the hell happened due to the fact I was asleep the whole time so I'm going to assume the service was great"

[@corevortex6198]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “This comment wasn’t by anyone and was by nature itself I enjoyed”

[@xTrxpbxnnyTrx]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ *"Service was great. I enjoyed my stay here. Great attitude."*

[@MeanBeanComedy]

I'd recommend checking a mirror first.

[@ash._.eyy1324]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ " *this comment was a pleasant reading. I enjoyed.* "

[@choccycream4214]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ *"Smelled like chicken"*

[@Zach-kz2sk]

You know Gibi’s acting is good when you actually start getting annoyed with her character lol

[@alyssadeleon5983]

LOL TRUEEE

[@ravioliperson4836]

This gonna annoy you

[@ravioliperson4836]

😆👌

[@eviesusanna104]

444th like

[@devandevan1403]

Is it even possible to be annoyed with her?

[@lyla1392]

⭐️ "she's already lied about three appointments today" - the calender

[@smallplantboy]

OUCH

[@taylowayloo]

love your pfp finally someone who watches Asmr andddd the dsmp. Very specific

[@lyla1392]

@@taylowayloo ofc ofc bestie

[@evelynnegtz]

⟟ see niki ⟟ sub

[@staryskyzanimates]

What appointments 😂

[@arielcalvert]

I always come back to this video; it has everything; the accent, the breathing, slight pauses and the sticky roller trigger scratches an itch in my brain

[@katebariscale1544]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I don’t know what’s going on but everyone else seems to be doing this so I will too” -a person who always jumps on the band wagon a little late

[@minari13]

me

[@Poletsblogss]

Meeeee

[@myprofilepictureisafish]

I'm 3 months late

[@bloop9918]

mE

[@theelysianone6033]

Seriously what's going on? All the comments are in the same layout.

[@kenziann]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ !!TIMESTAMPS!! 0:00-0:27 on phone and telling you to wait 0:28-1:44 setting up appointment 1:45-2:15 sipping drink and looking at your face 2:16-2:46 asks what you want and plays with her hair 2:47-3:32 talking and looking for supplies 3:33-4:28 cleaning your face with a lint roller 4:29-4:56 wiping face with a tissue 4:57-5:39 giving you and explaining how to use primer 5:40-6:00 skin tone matching 6:01-6:15 tapping and opening foundation 6:16-6:33 looking for beauty blender 6:34-8:04 puts foundation on blender and blends it on your face 8:05-8:35 talking and looking for blush 8:36-9:04 shows you blush and let’s you pick which one 9:05-9:43 applying blush (with some mouth sounds) 9:42-10:20 applying highlighter with paint brush 10:21-11:22 applying powder 11:23-13:11 applying bronzer 13:12-13:48 talking about what still needs done and trying to find tweezers 13:49-14:19 brushing eyebrows 14:20-15:12 plucking eyebrows 15:13-16:29 filling eyebrows in 16:30-17:00 tapping on eyeshadow palette 17:01-18:18 applying eyeshadow and sparkles 18:19-19:30 applying eyeliner 19:30-21:06 applying lashes 21:07-22:48 looking and applying mascara 22:40-23:06 cleaning things 23:07-24:54 showing you lip options 24:55-25:32 applying lip gloss 25:33-25:54 blending more 25:55-26:16 giving you eye drops 26:17-26:33 spraying setting spray 26:34-27:44 showing and applying the perfume 27:45-29:00 check out hope this helps! goodnight!!

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

kenzie jesus fucking christ

[@steffilea3873]

Bloody hell kenzie wot are you doin 😂

[@JH-ur7zb]

Kenzie holy shit you went all out

[@icurnvs776]

Thank you so much! I always admire the people who take the time to bless others by meticulously typing out the timestamps with descriptions. It definitely shows your character and willingness to add something to the community here, with little to no reward in return. You rock. 🙌🏻

[@thythegamer4244]

Can i just say thank for spending the time and effort to write that holy cow and the fact you didnt say "hey give me a like makes that even better"

[@ghoststreams6348]

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Her accent Is really familiar - someone who went to a bad dentist

[@eldritchlyJinxed]

mrs. Applegate be more cHILL

[@flordelizanamujhe5187]

How to Identify a Musical fan: -theyre profile pic -theyre name is a reference/lyric/quote from a musical -they comment a reference -they're happy when they find a fellow musical fan in the comment section

[@flordelizanamujhe5187]

Underrated comment XDD

[@lexiklein90]

⭐️ “PJ never came back with me.” -the big gulp

[@autumnmason3230]

⭐️ “She doesn’t like me because i’m sticky” -The primer

[@sneakysnek484]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ *"I fell asleep and i woke up with a paintbrush in my eye so im gonna have to assume that the service was an absolute banger."* _-probably a student_

[@victoriajoy8977]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Terrible service. Spoke very quietly the whole time, tapped on everything she used. Gave me chills just thinking about her service."

[@livvym8327]

Then why did you rate it 5 stars?

[@victoriajoy8977]

@@livvym8327 congratulations, you've unlocked The Joke

[@valka5566]

r/woosh

[@void-cd4wh]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I’m not really sure what happened but she’s pretty hot so 5 stars” -random guy who stumbled in

[@Allisonkayh_]

I’m salty about this fee you charged me for you losing my appointment lol

[@GibiASMR]

eheheheh

[@Deuce-xj2xl]

Ok,I have a similar short story to tell,so I used to have this really disorganized teacher that would punish me for not having assignments in on time even though SHE would lose the papers and once I got sent to the principals office and after I told him of my predicament he started laughing,I never got punished by that disorganized teacher for having a late paper ever again

[@HardcoreSumo780]

Yeah my teachers used to do that sh!t all the time

[@qwest500]

Same

[@halftrackmind5838]

It's only a remark from a half a mind. But for what it's worth. Your pretty Ally.

[@jordanshaw5638]

18:35 Her: "Yeah. I got it just for you. Knew you were coming in." Me, slamming fist on table: "So I did make an appointment!"

[@stay6956]

best comment

[@ketchupketchup9502]

Timestamp is wrong

[@frog6992]

18:29

[@arandomuser6319]

For a split sec i thought u were gonna say "28 STAB WOUNDS!"

[@gong00zler51]

@@arandomuser6319 glad im not the only one who also thought that

[@annikagreinke7956]

Customer: Excuse me Ma'am the store is on fire Gibi: G I V E 👏 M E 👏 A 👏 S E C O N D

[@holidaypenguin]

Seymour! The house is on fire!

[@Jonius-cb5cp]

@@holidaypenguin no mother that's the northern lights

[@nickylaraiso9328]

@@Jonius-cb5cp Well Seymour, you're an odd fellow. But I must say, you steam a good ham.

[@chickentendies5215]

@@nickylaraiso9328 HEEELP! HEEELP

[@chimerasko]

*LE DED*

[@bigbooty540]

⭐️ “she stole my lint roller and would not clean up after herself” -Levi ⚔️

[@pooferss6056]

OMG THAT'S SOMETHING LEVI WOULD ACTUALLY SAY- 💀

[@Christian_Addi]

YESSSSSS🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲

[@Calliopebooks]

⭐️ “She was visibly high but wouldn’t give me weed.” -A Stoner

[@gabrielaprawda104]

THE BEST INE YET LMAOOO

[@Roaryxd]

Nah its crack

[@CelebiOW]

Plot twist: it’s the only make-up salon in town so it’s also the best reviewed salon

[@GibiASMR]

:O

[@jakehansen9199]

Egg4uok it is too early in the morning for me to think about this 😂

[@MrBabyStokes]

Egg4uok Customer: “I got the new girl her name is Gibi... she’s going to fit in perfectly there... I’m glad they got someone new because Janice can’t run the place all by herself” Friend: “Janice? Isn’t she 104 years old?!” Customer: “Relax! She can still see shapes”

[@beautifulYJY]

Double plot twist: Salon is also a restaurant, the only one in town

[@BRC_Del]

999th like. Nice.

[@Kasouii]

☆ "THE FOUNDATION IS RAW" -Gordon Ramsey

[@redriot142]

Nebu The Trąber This comment is very underrated

[@CRAZYWIZARD]

It's bland

[@jenniemeal]

R A W

[@porkybeans1154]

Did you find that special... ... *L A M B S A U C E*

[@DragonOnStrike]

Ronald McDonald cringe

[@caitlin610]

⭐ "Applied my highlighter with a paintbrush" -Person who has never put highlighter on before

[@kfertal]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “never felt more beautiful! everyone was looking at me the whole night!” -a colorblind person

[@skyamarie3835]

That's not how colorblindness works, but okay :°

[@imfern.]

@@skyamarie3835 i-

[@aemnos]

the pfp and user lmfao

[@aemnos]

@@skyamarie3835 you didnt understand the joke :(

[@Gaeilge.]

@@aemnos basically the colours she told her were like beautiful in a colour blind persons eyes

[@itsnotpj]

⭐️ “Wait this isnt my swamp” -Lost Shrek

[@howlingwolves6448]

🤣

[@friendlyfriend2769]

Azurite I’m sorry I made it uneven.. I made is 691...😭😖 but I wanna like it cause I relate to shrekk

[@honeyvanitys]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “She let me eat the make up wipes after, nice citrus taste” - satisfied customer

[@HonieyPyex]

⭐️ “She ripped of my eyebrow with that lint roller.” -A human