[ASMR] You're Fired.

[@shinykyogre7197]

Jojo: Your fired Me: Wait, I was hired?

[@firebolt1104]

I thought the same 😂

[@ElfenCried]

Jojo fired Dorian.

[@andrescueto9528]

For a news reporter

[@izukumidiorya6595]

@@Voîdplx what?

[@dennraeh]

@@Voîdplx lmfaooooo

[@rahulsujan3699]

me: *crying* Jojo: *starts tapping the tissues*

[@wepti8753]

Ah shit I would be real nice if you could have this tissues wouldn’t it? Too bad you’re fired and can’t have them so guess I gotta tap the shit out of them

[@adriannn6283]

What part

[@wepti8753]

@@adriannn6283 the first part

[@Xplzk1]

@@wepti8753 time stamp

[@wepti8753]

@@Xplzk1 Ugh fine I’ll find it

[@bobsiclefacebooger2478]

Jojo: would you like a drink? Me: yes Jojo: *pulls out 7 gallons of water*

[@DumdumTG]

lol its just the dispenser, its always like that

[@dylaninho2500]

Why is no one appreciating Jojo buying a water dispenser thingy for us

[@Cyl4h]

I know

[@hahacrackhead4100]

Knowing jojo, he probably already had one.

[@chans8thkid498]

@@hahacrackhead4100 Lmaoo 🤣🤣

[@Mr_Mo771]

Bold of you to assume he doesn’t use it daily

[@stayso4py951]

I don’t want one I need one

[@ineedalife69]

I like to think that Jojo isn’t even the boss lmao, he’s just one of the employees who absolutely hates us.

[@silarflare2900]

Shut up anime kid

[@bliss3599]

@@silarflare2900 says the dude with an anime profile picture

[@spahgettionos2152]

Anime on anime violence.

[@bliss3599]

@@spahgettionos2152 top 10 greatest anime betrayals

[@vegeta7456]

Yeah boss probably wouldn't be wearing wrinkled shirt

[@christophernavarro5019]

Friend: what happened Me: I got fired Friend: why aren’t you mad? Me: he whispered

[@thegoogplayer3635]

F R I E D

[@IdkGtagBigScary]

F r i e d

[@backbackback9845]

Fried

[@dro4567]

Fried

[@chickenwet8808]

@@IdkGtagBigScary ok...

[@1uc45]

Jojo: Ur fired Me: but sir, i dont even work for you, you just pulled me off the stree- Jojo: I said, *UR FIRED*

[@AnoxmoosOG]

Lol

[@juangabrielserrano5677]

imagine jojo is your boss

[@Ell1e_th3_mushr00m]

@@juangabrielserrano5677 ikr

[@whos_sob]

@@Ell1e_th3_mushr00m ikr

[@Ell1e_th3_mushr00m]

@@whos_sob IKKKKKRRRRR

[@nickyyy2651]

Jojo: *Ur fired* Me: *No I'm not* Jojo: *Good point welcome back.*

[@martian5603]

Persuasion: 100

[@lucasgt1153]

Lol

[@szn7655]

@rayshawn noob

[@unbeatable7772]

Lmao

[@laqudori]

@rayshawn noob

[@goobygooberson1656]

Jojo: You're fired Me who doesn't have a job: oh no, anyway

[@IdkGtagBigScary]

Moving on

[@ianer_fr]

Good news! The Dacia Sandero is on sale in the UK and taking the world by storm.

[@HirAMUSlC]

This will get over 100 likes I bet

[@damienberry8328]

I won’t like your comment because it’s at 69 😁

[@KxngLJ]

@@damienberry8328 It's at 74 now. 😁

[@bn7ilceh3i]

This guy never ever runs out of ideas lol

[@iloveyouskii]

Jojo is really built diff. He never fails to impress me with his ideas. 👑

[@bn7ilceh3i]

@ Absolutely

[@000PontusLoeksFan000]

@ 100%

[@lucasgt1153]

Pls check my beats

[@andronandreimarian389]

@ Thanos reference?

[@busiest3339]

I love how jojo says, “oh right yes I thought emotions were going to be quite high on this announcement” and the proceeds to start tapping the tissue box next to the mic instead of handing them to you, in fact it looks like at first he takes them away from you lmao 🤣

[@chans8thkid498]

I just wanted those damn tissues! Lmao 😭😭😂

[@marki_parki9224]

My brain is fucked right now and I read "emotions" as "emoticons" and I was confused.

[@KxngLJ]

@@marki_parki9224 That happens to me sometimes.

[@Kosal_]

Jojo: “it seems like you’re not getting adequate sleep” Me: that’s not true Also me: watching this at 4am

[@Mei-ps8wq]

u just had to remind me of the time :(

[@andiswamqaba1888]

@@Mei-ps8wq i slept at 8am today and woke up at 1pm

[@TheWrldboy]

stood up all night, but the 8 inner gates spirit was worth it

[@meankat38]

Its literally 4:03am when I started watching this..oop

[@SmolSamera]

Challenge accepted. 5:52 AM

[@taylorgfiffin7925]

pov: your socially awkward boss practices how to fire someone on you.

[@naomigwolfe8112]

NOOO

[@Mei-ps8wq]

how is this point of view

[@naomigwolfe8112]

@@Mei-ps8wq oh that's what POV means?

[@naomigwolfe8112]

@@Mei-ps8wq I thought it meant person over video (like they are talking to "over the video'?)

[@Mei-ps8wq]

Naomi Garcia honestly idk lol at least that's wat i thought it meant

[@cejic2199]

Jojo: you’re fired. Me: I don’t even work here. Jojo: well, duh. I just fired you

[@severussnapeytp715]

lol :)

[@bananasnakemilk]

@@severussnapeytp715 hah ur dead

[@coinsmart9724]

Good point

[@severussnapeytp715]

​@@bananasnakemilk I'm right here, you insolent muggle fool.

[@severussnapeytp715]

@@bananasnakemilk Btw I don't mean to be rude like that :).

[@lincolnbarcz1722]

“Can I get you a drink?” WHIPS OUT AN ENTIRE WATER FOUNTAIN

[@wylhemina]

“ur fired” “no” “understandable have a nice day”

[@naomigwolfe8112]

Buut.. Your still fired lol

[@spoodlenoodles1737]

no u

[@kvngtay454]

I’m your 100th like( I sound like a FREAKING nerd in the industry)

[@jaiahlabinjo8723]

@@kvngtay454 Not funny. Didn't laugh.

[@bananimuffin4660]

Hi

[@salt3930]

not only does he have white T-shirts but also white formal shirts

[@Kaylieisbetterfr]

Pfft- yes

[@deathpickle5466]

Don’t forget the black ones too

[@JLEC05]

In senior school Australia for my school you get them when you get to year 10

[@thickandfuzzyblanket]

I love you pfp marshmello child

[@clunapizarrog48]

Not ironed shirts 😅

[@yourmomtas8550]

Jojo: can I interest you in a drink maybe? *brings water*

[@Th-cm3vs]

*w o t e r*

[@sarabarber1524]

*laughs*

[@xCarnage819]

Is that suppose to be funny ?

[@hangry3102]

@@xCarnage819 Yes and it is

[@wepti8753]

@@hangry3102 But it’s not

[@itsvxyr8233]

Jojo: UR FIRED Me: *clicks on video* Also me: *sees that it's 20 minutes* "oh boy, this is gonna be a while"

[@waddling_pan8621]

I’m not going to say first

[@jdbsjsksnsjks]

@@waddling_pan8621 true...

[@waddling_pan8621]

@@jdbsjsksnsjks Jokes on you I did!

[@aarizoris_3183]

Me: * reads the title* Also me: “it must be Debra”

[@ethanyang539]

Deborah would never be fired.

[@really9409]

Who's Debra ??

[@ethanyang539]

@@really9409 :O u commited a crime

[@really9409]

@@ethanyang539 no really who's Debra ??

[@leonardostopmotions4015]

@@really9409 It's a regular name that he uses on his vídeos, like a character that sometimes is mentioned, but never appears

[@Rico.K]

Jojo: just relax. Me: how? Youre going to fire me!

[@teeganelise7021]

Jojo: “write your signature there, there and there please” Me: “what happened to the pen has it ran out” Jojo: “no it’s right there. YOU CAN SEE IT!!! Me: “oh 😳 yes”

[@skillswipxs5370]

Why is this the top comment

[@teeganelise7021]

@@skillswipxs5370 idk why is it

[@McDaggerDick]

@@teeganelise7021 cuz its most liked

[@qyudita2970]

@@McDaggerDick why is it most liked

[@yesyourhonoriknowbut9510]

@@McDaggerDick why do like though h

[@eduardomorales4324]

Jojo: “ur fired” Me: zzz Jojo: *proceeds to talk alone for 20 minutes*

[@julixttx]

Jojo: You're fired Me: No u Jojo: Welcome back, Boss

[@ExcuseMeWhat]

Spoiler alert at 4:14

[@karinaroque6704]

Lmfao

[@alfiewhite3943]

Ok

[@zeckyt9095]

Excuse Me, What?

[@dragonuv620]

Gtfo

[@max-jx5ne]

The title is already the spoiler🤷‍♂️

[@splashingbounsweet4984]

Jojo: Just relax... Make yourself at home. Me: Sure Jojo: *You're Fired*

[@t7d_duck347]

You think the reason we got fired is cause we took are shoes off and it smelled

[@korftam8026]

When Jojo was born the doctor asked him how he wanted to name his parents

[@KayneShawn]

I got a stroke reading this

[@floatingkangaroo2582]

@@KayneShawn how

[@borat9148]

@@KayneShawn how

[@adriansalazar720]

@@KayneShawn how

[@aidskiiisgaming6249]

@@KayneShawn how

[@cirwxn7768]

Jojo: “Do you need a drink?” Me: “Why not” Jojo: Whips out the minecraft speedy water tunnel I built the other day.

[@Ryan-qn4hn]

Timestamp?

[@Ryan-qn4hn]

nevermind i found it

[@naomigwolfe8112]

@@Ryan-qn4hn where?Edit: 1:05

[@Jehxisgettinlit]

@@naomigwolfe8112 excuse me how do you time stamp

[@thealcatrazguy6707]

Ayy wheres the soul sand tho 👀👀

[@oliversmith2222]

timestamps: 00:00 - intro 1:09 - water jug trigger 2:26 - tissue box 4:25 - white keyboard and file full of complaints lol 11:35 - pen pot and writing sounds 15:04 - white keyboard again 16:28 - more writing sounds 17:10 - ending/outro enjoy and have a good rest of your day/night and get some good sleep:)

[@glowingspacecow8980]

Jojo: you’re fired. Me: no u *grabs flamethrower*

[@AxxLAfriku]

WARNING I am the unprettiest human alive and I need YT to afford my house and the desires of my two girlfriends so please observe my highly stimulating videos, dear flo

[@stinkycummonkey9096]

@@AxxLAfriku shut up

[@Infinity-lb3bg]

@@AxxLAfriku Stfu nobody asked

[@000PontusLoeksFan000]

@@AxxLAfriku you my lord, I have seen too many times in this comment section, stop peruading us to follow the path of the dark lord him self, Lord AxxL

[@bn7ilceh3i]

@ Yes, let's all just follow Jojo's lead. No negative thoughts!

[@bangopi3675]

0:00 start 2:13 firing you 😔 2:30 tissue time 😢 3:13 appreciated finally 4:18 thinking of an excuse to fire us 4:45 uh oh... he found our secrets in the files 6:33 reading our reports 9:48 giving file to us 11:00 formal paperwork 14:53 no more paper work and then keyboard 16:26 final thing he sign off here 17:12 thanking us for cooperating bruh this took me an hourrrr

[@xiv9589]

Thank you

[@Oldelon45]

Thanks

[@laiatezenas3300]

Thank you so much! ☺️

[@zarab89]

Lol thsnks

[@BlasterzHD]

How did this take you an hour?

[@todd2020]

my friend: "you got fired?" me: "yeah" my friend: "why aren't you upset?" me: "well, he let me take a nap so"

[@Darkpeanuts]

They must have caught me playing Tetris instead of working. Damn it.

[@andronandreimarian389]

I got caught when i was on Facebook:)🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@peterwagner958]

I think you mean working instead of playing Tetris seeing as this is Jojos company

[@jackdwoods2009]

I was on gtq

[@MrFrog-rd8lx]

Maaan again 7th time today

[@dailyblitz8379]

Fun Fact: His company probably just produces black and white T-shirts

[@_joeythegoat_]

That's not a fact just saying it's a theory A ASMR THEORY

[@sgmmmmmmmmmm]

@@_joeythegoat_ they said probably lmfaooo

[@skillswipxs5370]

Welcome to the cap store. Unfortunately we are closed because of the fact that you just stated.

[@angel_cake07]

@_ You’re welcome.

[@breadbread7179]

@_ i couldnt

[@LamoO0oOoO0o-1]

As a Former Human Resources Manager, this is the most comfortable firing I have been through.

[@Godrickdaddy420]

Former?

[@EuphoniousASMR]

Former. I think someone was fired. Anyways, I hope the best for you. Hopefully you have another job.

[@fork5670]

Video Idea: WOrst reviewed lawyer You could do keyboard sounds and paper writing, but also eat in the room and stuff

[@silarflare2900]

Shut up anime kid

[@bliss3599]

@@silarflare2900 says the dude with an anime profile picture

[@silarflare2900]

@@bliss3599 I’m trolling

[@bliss3599]

@@silarflare2900 Ah. Apologies, but you should try to make it a tad more obvious. Its pretty difficult for people to pick up on that online

[@imcoolbuddy8412]

DRAGONSLAYER6 i think the troll was the fact that he had an anime pic but was telling him to "shut up anime kid"

[@VeraExora]

CEO: "So, colleagues. We can either get rid of Mr. Jie Min Dennis Sun Shoi Bao, or our best employee, Viewer." Head of Sales: "Well, it seems to be an obvious choice." Head of R&D: "I'll have Deborah call Viewer." CEO: "Wait, what?"

[@seaturtle5719]

I’m so confused

[@BlasterzHD]

@@seaturtle5719 This is late, but Jojo uses the name Mr. Jie min blah blah in his worst reviewed roleplays, and we are "Viewer"

[@asophfable]

can you do a target barista avoiding customers saying "i dont know what aisle that's in i dont work in the store" and slowly breaking down? for...for a friend

[@JA-sx3cs]

Timestamps: (first time!) 0:00 - 1:06 (a tiny chat with your boss) 1:07 - 1:13 (any drink?) 1:14 - 1:46 (pouring you water) 1:48 - 2:29 (telling you he has news for you) 2:31 - 2:53 (tapping on tissues if you have emotions) 3:04 - 4:18 (breaking the news to you that you're fired) 4:20 - 6:38 (telling you he'll explain why and tapping on a clipboard) 6:39 - 8:16 (telling you complaints about how you aren't getting enough sleep) 8:16 - 8:44 (also napping at work because of your sleep) 8:46 - 9:10 (issues with your performance at work) 9:13 - 9:35 (tendency to lose patience) 9:36 - 10:06 (letting you look at other issues and complaints) 10:07 - 10:38 (assuring you that they are grateful for everything you have done) 10:39 - 11:08 (taking the clipboard back from you and flipping page) 11:09 - 14:02 (flipping more pages and pen sounds) 14:03 - 14:26 (apologizing for all the stress and asking you to sign) 14:27 - 15:02 (taking back papers and setting them aside) 15:03 - 16:25 (putting it in the system with keyboard sounds) 16:26 - 16:44 (aggressive pen sounds) 16:45 - 17:13 (asking you to sign one more time and playing with pens) 17:14 - 20:05 (apologizing again for the stress and overwhelming feelings and thanking you for your work) Hope this helps! Again my first time :) This took a while 😂 Have a great day/night! Also let me know if there are mistakes!

[@Nindo10Man10]

Yeet yeet eeeyeee wana t

[@Th-cm3vs]

I'm sorry I didn't mean to eat the 50 bags of cheese it was an accident

[@gacha_lovers_hq1872]

Dude- uhh, those were mine soo.. *YOU OWE ME ALODDA CHEZE*

[@sammy-xd4ds]

I didnt mean to steal the vending machine I swear!

[@catgaming2668]

I DIDN'T MEAN TO STEAL THE COFFEE MACHINE FROM THE BREAK ROOM

[@MrFrog-rd8lx]

Oh no hope the don’t find the Markers

[@deathlikecoast2738]

I didn’t mean to steal the toilet from the restroom I swear, it walked out in its own

[@avxilz_]

Jojo: your fired Me: sir, you don’t even know me. you kidnapped me when I was watching youtu- Jojo: I said, *YOUR FIRED*

[@sessi7518]

For those who are wondering the ring on his hand. He is indeed engaged with his girlfriend. You can check it from their insta :) our king is engageeeeeeeeed

[@shabrynaherrera7801]

I didn’t even notice it Oml I blind

[@meankat38]

I just checked his insta and nothing is there?

[@sessi7518]

@@meankat38 check his fiance’s insta😎 plus you know i’m right, jojo liked.

[@nightwolfarts7525]

Saw the ring, but I thought it was part of the costume. Good for him!!

[@hearts4tyler647]

AYYYY

[@me_lefunnyfreak5366]

“Can I interest you in a drink?” *Brings the whole fcking J U G*

[@joshuarulezdawurld]

**jug intensifies**

[@eddyhoopin]

lol

[@magi2946]

LoL

[@archer5922]

He was looking out for you, hydrate o diedrate people

[@shadowstorm5523]

Jojo: how are you? Me: pretty bad actually my dog died... Jojo: good, good

[@zarab89]

bahahahaha

[@australium7374]

JoJo: how are you? Me: my whole family died in a fire last week JoJo: great, I’m going to fire you now

[@BlasterzHD]

@@australium7374 Yeah, he is going to *fire* him I'll see myself out.

[@rosmostdedicatedsoldier3187]

“This guy never ever runs out of ideas lol” probably because we keep commenting new ones for him all the time GUYS WHAT THE FUCK, FATHER JO LIKED MY COMMENT, I WILL SAVOR THIS FOREVER JOJO On further research he has unliked my comment, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day- was already ruined, before I even woke up HOW COULD YOU On further review I now realize it is my fault that his like is gone, it automatically goes away after you edit, I am ashamed of not only myself, but my fingers who decided to also edit the comment

[@chinmustache6420]

69th like

[@extravagent135]

@@chinmustache6420 most random reply ever

[@Bee-en6rt]

@@chinmustache6420 nice

[@zynex9250]

@@chinmustache6420 nice

[@ReizouVtuber]

@@extravagent135 do you not get it(don’t r/wooosh me I seriously don’t know if this person is too young to understand)

[@jamham2384]

"Your fired" "you can't fire me I quit" "you cant quit I quit" "you can't quit your a frog" "you cant frog me your my wife" "I'm not your wife your my wife" "oh hey honey how work today" "pretty good but I quit my job" "you can't quit your job your fired" "aaarrrrgggghhh"

[@kylem6325]

lmaooo

[@MrBub-pp7re]

lolll

[@fahmimezan3468]

😂👍

[@gacha_lovers_hq1872]

Lmao

[@Techyboi7]

Welcome to *asdofmovie*

[@explaineverything3141]

He should make a prequel [ASMR] You’re Hired

[@andrew.r1354]

I was watching back to the future and the scene where Marty gets fired in his old age the tv says you’re fired and this notification pops up, coincidence I think not

[@sammy-xd4ds]

@FLVFT hmm maybe

[@regentofnothing]

-You're fired. -But I don't even have a job ? - Yes, that's what I'm telling you. -...

[@000PontusLoeksFan000]

L my f-in ass off😂

[@izenheim1233]

My boss: we need to talk. Me: can you whisper it? My boss: What? Me: What?

[@JohnDoe-vj1yq]

Jojo: were are just gonna need to fill out some paper work for standard protocol Also Jojo: writes the declaration of independence

[@Runtmushr]

😭😂

[@kurovargie3878]

He's writing the Bible.

[@Prod808Keysi]

Day 8 of asking Jojo for: "Vindicator from Minecraft kidnaps You"

[@-Madax-]

That’s a maybe

[@thepizzatime3502]

That’s a yes from mr Czajniq

[@mookeybay26]

That’s oddly specific

[@dripstolfo4557]

Damn that’s kinda kinky

[@tenaciousjape8288]

@The Adventures of Rocket-Tri Da! This is good for Rodina!

[@kyro2785]

Jojo: we appreciate how much you’ve helped our company grow over the past few years: Me:THEN WHY ARE YOU FIRING ME?!?!?

[@silarflare2900]

Shut up Anime kid

[@bliss3599]

@@silarflare2900 says the dude with an anime profile picture

[@MDJv1Kwzn]

@@silarflare2900 Speak for yourself

[@jackstolp6255]

@@silarflare2900 Says the guy subbed to Anime Netflix

[@nikkimonroe3011]

@@silarflare2900 you are one to talk considering that you have a mha pfp

[@bluestar7884]

I'm sorry... but that's just how the cookie crumbles. Lol it's in the description

[@supremeghoulrainz4275]

Someone get him a world record for holding the record of the first person to never run out off video ideas

[@garrettmgyt]

plot twist: jojo is actually recording a youtube video and is talking to himself

[@minecraftpig2793]

No way

[@tesladacar7944]

nah man

[@Raimundeezy]

The grass is green.

[@hawkman2735]

Plot twist: you watched this video on KZbin

[@jesusthegoat6032]

@@hawkman2735 😨😨

[@pranavalaparthi2021]

At 19:11 the bird chirping felt so real that I looked outside my window to see where it was coming from.

[@andreamuggloy]

I heard it exactly as I was reading this 😂

[@megannolan7042]

plot twist: we’re being fired bc he framed us for revealing the secret sounds in the last video

[@mxmaess]

yes

[@nooneyouknow5685]

Does anyone think that this is just a video telling you how important sleep is, disguised as a role-play?

[@autumnphipps2977]

I realised I was on a different KZbin account and I just subscribed again but the amount of love I am in with this man

[@kingkukujiao]

the "hi how are you" gave me ptsd after the trisha thing 😂😂

[@ambiesns]

aye do you mean jefree star?

[@MezzoMuse]

*throws Jeffree Star make up and mirrors against a wall* way better 😌

[@nope6047]

We do not mention such things here

[@eRRoR____-]

The people who disliked thought they genuinely got fired

[@itsalex8965]

big fax

[@andronandreimarian389]

@@vuw5489 no way,i don't dislike any video i drop like

[@kvngtay454]

So, I got an KZbin notification, and it said “Ur fired” tell me why I instantly regret the day I took two peppermints out the candy bowl from work when we LITERALLY can get as much as we want 😂 😂 😂

[@neptunestudio2857]

when your boss realizes that you dont have the same political ideas

[@marelledalziel9488]

Hmmmmm thats what she said

[@thebeway8339]

@@marelledalziel9488 what

[@filip1nz_]

@@marelledalziel9488 what

[@shoxd2350]

@@marelledalziel9488 what

[@SeptemberHQ]

@@marelledalziel9488 what

[@GAMETRON0]

The time to pull out the uno reverse card is now

[@thecheeseblade377]

Other people: relax* People who have jobs: is this how it feels to get fired from my job? People who have jobs: having thoughts*

[@dannyh1133]

Can we just appreciate that he flips over the recording for the rest of the world to see?

[@ASMRLuis]

and he still manages to wear a white shirt lol

[@payton7659]

i noticed that too lol

[@000PontusLoeksFan000]

😂😂😂

[@teehooteeheelodor]

On ur profil it says your the top commenter on this channel with 57 hearts from Jojo! Congrats!

[@moons4363]

Never has being fired been relaxing 😂😂😂

[@teeganelise7021]

Jojo: “your fired” Me: * pulling out my uno reverse card I keep in my pocket in case I get fired by jojo *

[@jackdwoods2009]

Lmao cuz im sick of saying lol Edit: I N G L E S H

[@magdalenaswiatczak5696]

Jojo: You're Fired Me: WoRst RevIEwd BoSs EveR he also never runs out of Ideas

[@000PontusLoeksFan000]

True🥲😂

[@thisaccountisinactive1075]

No joke when he said do u want a drink I thought he would give us the water cooler to drink from 😂

[@artzzygirl3883]

Me: **sees the ring** My automatic thought: OMG MAN YOURE MARRIED CONGRATULATIONS

[@mialopez7323]

Jojo: "Can i interest you in a drink?" Me: "uh yeah sure" *expecting a small cup of water* Jojo: *Brings out an entire huge bottle of water and pours some into a glass mug* Me: 👁👄👁

[@Fckuzay]

I was like “well im screwed he’s gonna try to kill me from water intoxication

[@mialopez7323]

@@Fckuzay Bruh frr Lmaooo

[@poppypinktv]

Jojo: You’re fired. Me: Ah, fiddle sticks 😣

[@Alex-tu5vu]

Plot twist: he's just practising for the real firing with a stranger

[@nilando4211]

why am i getting fired? jojo: you need sleep

[@Cyytrx]

lmao imagine a random person gets fired and this is the first thing in their recommendation

[@johnpronesti8692]

Me realizing that he could scream into the mic at any time 😳

[@AadiASMR]

best thing about ASMR, I can say 'you make me tired' and the ASMRtist will see it as a compliment

[@monkeyslayer5734]

He probably debates if he wants to or not every vid

[@nata-ws2yy]

I'm terrified

[@johnpronesti8692]

YOOO JOJO LIKED MY COMMENT

[@Mikescool444]

Technically that would be the worst decision of the asmrists life, because not only would it worsen the trust between them and their viewers, but also because they did something not funny, they’re gonna lose subscriber.

[@umxi4077]

My mum is blasting music so loudly whilst I’m trying to watch this, LIKE MUM IM TRYING TO GET FIRED?!?!!

[@kurovargie3878]

"I'm trying to get fired" is that technically buisness masochism?

[@Unitygaming09]

The pen in a cup sounds are so soothing that I can feel it on my Brain

[@nereagarciaorrego4231]

Jojo: I'm gonna fire you Me looking at his ring in his right hand, believing that he's gonna get married

[@thephantomjedi3729]

Isn’t the wedding ring put on your left hand?

[@meankat38]

The wedding ring goes on your left hand

[@BlasterzHD]

A flipped lense maybe

[@MarsPotatu]

Jojo: You're fired His boss: Understable, Have a great day.

[@tor.giraffe]

Jojo: your fired Me: aight peace I was never good at asmr anyways

[@yhawau4612]

I want him to do a jojo‘s bizarre adventure cosplay

[@Emily-tv2fw]

omgg yesss!

[@shabrynaherrera7801]

Yessssss pleaseeee I WOULD LOVE

[@wido7676]

YES.

[@slabofmeat3634]

No

[@ALOHA-or7bl]

He hearted it. That's a sign

[@earthsguys1883]

Hes like "Make yourself at home" Then he says you're fired.

[@astrogaming1050]

The adults: 😭 All of us: this is just detention its normal

[@maxpro4912]

Alternative title: Worst reviewed boss ever

[@shoxd2350]

How he has helped this worker and are making sure that his health is okay and as soon as said person retains his well being he can get his job back

[@riihanna510]

@@shoxd2350 I think your reading way too much into this

[@shoxd2350]

@@riihanna510 ageeed

[@severussnapeytp715]

@@shoxd2350 Take the joke :/

[@urallineed]

WE NEEDED THIS ROLEPLAY 🤩🤩🤩

[@crazyyobbo]

You make the the worst thing the most relaxing thing

[@ellen3153]

This reminds me of that one guy who had the show that said “you’re fired!” He was also in home alone. I forget his name.

[@Teapro324]

Satire nice

[@chasewatson7159]

Mccully calcin

[@mariannaadams7984]

LMFAOOOOO

[@orbitalranger5360]

HOW COULD I BE FIRED, IM INNOCENT! IVE WORKED FOR THIS COMPANY FOR 20 YEARS! AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME. Smh im unsubbing kidding i would never unsub from papa jojo

[@me_lefunnyfreak5366]

This is my favorite comment

[@karosgames2120]

Papa bear no like bro

[@salazar7673]

@rayshawn bruh can you like stfu

[@000PontusLoeksFan000]

Actually my fav comment so far

[@gtothee5723]

Jojo, I just wanted to thank you so much, when I first stumbled upon your channel i immediately was drawn to your sound, your personality, your style. I love that you make videos very often, and always look forward to a new video. If I could suggest one thing, it would be more videos with guided breathing/sleep hacks like in the video “for goodness sakes. go to sleep” - by far my favorite video. I love your voice, especially in a guiding and calming way. Please make more of these videos. Thank you again, you are the best!

[@garretbernard8174]

That moment when he couldnt hide the microphones so he incorporated it into the roleplay

[@camagoat6825]

This is what you call an idea making MACHINE

[@AndreaGonzalez-gv4io]

Jojo: You're fired Me: *Bernie at Inauguration meme*

[@JakubS]

bernie in recycled mittens knows whats up

[@JH-ur7zb]

how r yall so fast with that 💀✋🏽

[@AndreaGonzalez-gv4io]

@@JH-ur7zb Pieck...is that you?? 😭

[@jxderin]

SNOAHOSFIOHS PLEEEASE

[@ok-ud9lu]

@@jxderin 😐

[@adrianafaridz441]

Me as a directioner (the fbi) not knowing zigi's baby name even when gigi posted christmas decorations with the word 'Khai' on one of the presents . well im fired and here i am

[@Burnttoast452]

When he said “can I get you a drink” I thought he was going to pull out a can of water

[@hopingforjoy9280]

a CAN? Like how soda is in a can? Like with the tab on top?

[@Burnttoast452]

Yeah it’s actually a real thing

[@jmowbr8160]

@@hopingforjoy9280 yeah it’s called canned water lol it’s pretty common

[@liamanaya1660]

why am i fired? is it because i saw u as santa stealing all the presents

[@jad3iskindadumb]

my job hasn’t been giving me any shifts recently and i was JUST saying i was finna get fired lmao stop

[@connor.bmx.mtb.parkour9047]

Anyone else notice the ring? That’s new.IS OUR HERO ENGAGED?

[@milliequinn373]

It's on the wrong hand

[@maxverstappennonofficial]

Maybe he did it for the roleplay Chill-

[@baileyrobinson982]

Cameras can be mirrored though

[@mehimtired1013]

@@milliequinn373 theres places were couples put their ring on the left hand

[@htraenonosreptselooceht6637]

@@mehimtired1013 thats what he meant