[ASMR] Your Friendly Professor 🎓 [Stationery Sounds] 📜✏️

[@failed_son4957]

“Yeah mom he just kept picking on me in a loud whisper, it was relaxing yet intimidating”

[@Skyguy-hi2rk]

John Arch Oh no

[@yourmorningcupofcoffee4313]

@John Arch holy sting

[@moonwatcher5134]

"I guess fame isn't everything, is it, Mr. Potter?"

[@shedevil7934]

"I guess brains are not everything Mr.Teacher"

[@colonclosedparantheses293]

This man needs a medal. Fuck it. Give him all of the medals!

[@EmperorRyu1]

"Clearly, fame isn't everything, is it, Mr. Potter?" actually.

[@moonwatcher5134]

@Labyrinthian Reviews Thanks. I wasn't sure if I got it right. 😂

[@moonwatcher5134]

@@EmperorRyu1 That's right. I couldn't quite remember. Lol

[@jangofett550]

"I don't want to single anyone out." Stares hard af

[@JulianCedar]

I laughed so hard at that, it almost woke me completely up

[@alabaster302]

That’s the joke. Congratulations

[@Zounaas]

You don't want me as your enemy, Quirrell.

[@xXChloeKissXx]

" you there, " me: *sweats* " with the hundred mile stare. " me: *sweats profusely*

[@bruhmoment-yc5zg]

H o w g h a s t l y .

[@sushiforyou5151]

Same. Why do professors have that evil smile

[@LisA-km6my]

Me: Yiss, some weekend relaxation with Fred before heading back to teaching tomorrow morning, not thinking about work, just rela- Fred: *Uploads school-themed Asmr video* Me: *Stressing and relaxing at the same time*

[@blank-hw2sm]

*Ok but why does the lecturer wear a graduation hat lol 😂😂😂*

[@EllaStone]

It used to be a thing.

[@jj6089-z4w]

Hey, you've gotta make use of the thing after graduation somehow!

[@angelomendoza6666]

He’s flexing his achievement at his students I guess?

[@BeautyandGoreGalore]

blank Lol, thank you! I couldn’t get over the hat, too funny 😁

[@blank-hw2sm]

@@BeautyandGoreGalore hehe

[@garrymoore1808]

2:40 you accidentally added where you usually cut it off because of a mistake 😂😂

[@FredsVoice]

Whoops. Premature blooper bit

[@SallyOaktree]

I didn't even notice that it wasn't supposed to be in there. It fit quite well. Like the class didn't pay attention and he wanted to correct them!

[@DesiSkorm]

That was such a cute moment :D

[@TheGertbos]

@@FredsVoice You teased us, now give us another blooper reel!!!

[@isaacgarrison1000]

I thought that you were telling everyone to be quiet

[@DerMessiasderSatire]

"slightly rude" that means I'll be insulted to death i love these videos keep it up fred,your videos are really good and very relaxing Greetings.

[@FredsVoice]

Thanks my friend.

[@colonclosedparantheses293]

Hey Fred! Thanks for roasting me so hard I fell asleep!

[@DerMessiasderSatire]

@@FredsVoice It truly is a delight.

[@bruh-cv6lg]

Der Messias der Satire i like how you put greetings at the end

[@isaacgarrison1000]

Fredddddd!!!! YOU ARE SO CLOSE TO 300K!!

[@isaacgarrison1000]

@Tara Marchese ART so true.

[@avrinunley4543]

You should do a roleplay of the swedish guy in frozen that owns his own shop.

[@rhiannajanepike]

Omg i love this idea lol

[@sebb8347]

Avri Nunley Yoo hoooooo... mid summer blowout *taps fingers together*

[@jaydrianalynne2377]

YES

[@jnthn.824]

Should i like the comment? It’s at 69 likes

[@CS01]

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[@PooleNeuroscience]

Chrizzle mighty mitochondria

[@premiummayo4619]

the only thing anyone remembers from middle school science

[@Ezra.james24]

Endoplasmic Reticulum Nucleous, cell membrane, don't ask me how, I just have it down, oh and don't forget the chloroplasts

[@fykeryjuth9123]

I see you are a man of culture as well

[@haruko3490]

True

[@ethanbaldwin5572]

What university do you work at .... Oxfred of course

[@LuckyLuigiX4]

Puns...

[@normanultraviolence6465]

Sphaeram gaming heh heh heh 😐

[@erinmyers571]

Sphaeram gaming um hogwarts

[@generalgrevious982]

*Slow SliGhTLy RuDe EnGLiShMaN clapping* WeLl DoNe GoOd ChAp. BrAvO.

[@bruhlaro5416]

I didn't know there is a college named after a shirt brand.

[@thesupreme5999]

There is a 0% chance Fred is wearing proper (or any) pants below the camera

[@globglobglagalabschwibbled2937]

The Supreme Meme why did you put that in my head?!

[@rav4220]

The Supreme Meme images that shall not be seen Hopefully

[@thecrazearmy8132]

Or maybe he's wearing a graduation gown and doesn't need pants?

[@ahjosu1141]

Wayment

[@blyatmeister5370]

Now this is all I see, thank you

[@elila7363]

I love the thought of new asmr viewers being completely puzzled by Fred's contradictory titles xD

[@stretchy0381]

Omg 😂😂

[@homeschooledthroughhighsch6915]

Yeah... I am

[@Sammie-of9px]

From a previous video.. Yes i was Lol love this guy!

[@graceshepherd632]

⚗️ I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses ⚗️

[@laidback65]

I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper......in death. the pause always gets me

[@paula2461]

Can you imagine this class monday 7am? Everyone will be asleep halfway through lol

[@ja5381]

Who have class at 7?? That sounds awful

[@stormw7727]

welcome to my life.

[@thebestplayerdead956]

emiaj aicrag literally me

[@DwightLivesMatter]

emiaj aicrag Every adult in college.

[@ja5381]

@@DwightLivesMatter Funny I'm in college (College Station) & I get to make my schedule like a "adult". Foh 😂 have fun at that 7 am I'll be asleep for another 3 hours lol

[@moonwatcher5134]

Slightly rude. Righttttt.

[@grimorio6968]

Two comments...

[@moonwatcher5134]

@@grimorio6968 yeah, I normally don't, but whatever. Lol

[@grimorio6968]

@@moonwatcher5134 lol

[@SickMind42]

lol

[@nhenzimethoratadridlerin5546]

lol

[@erins3581]

Turn to page three hundred and ninety four 👀

[@dauber1257]

then throw it out the window

[@norikodied]

Erin S Harry Potter lmao

[@Guminisss]

Erin S but miss, the book only has 200 pages X3

[@hugobossman1509]

Justin Farley oh dear take outside the comments please

[@hello-nightmare9419]

But professor!!!

[@0kk128]

2:42 that missed cut got me burst out laughing (still have me a heart attack)

[@danshafi4881]

"what's your name" *giggling* Fred "how ghastly" *half asleep* heehee gatem

[@darrianweathington1923]

I had a art teacher just like this, forced everyone to call him "Doctor" after he got his doctorate and would ignore you until you called him "Doctor"

[@HeathBlair]

I had a professor at a community college, two actually who had doctrines and were not rude or snooty if you didn’t call them Drs. They were the greatest and most respected teachers at that college. And we’re always in high demand from the students. I’m sorry you had to experience that.

[@yamadafakename3298]

Well, he was a doctor.

[@owenmcphee-keath3388]

Was he a fan of DR. Who?

[@dreamhunterasmr4850]

Rude Fred is so Tingley 👍

[@drewallan6811]

He will teach us to be worthy

[@ireneconti4353]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PT-on-YT]

"You all sound like a Hip Hop bunch"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 He's got the high ground now Anakin

[@Calm.Serene.]

“You are here to learn the subtle science and exact art of potion making.” ⚗️🍵

[@mrfuzzypanda8]

My sunday ritual

[@darrenrogers3316]

Email? I was expecting an owl to come flying though my widow

[@abigmood3389]

Staying awake in class has never been harder. 😂

[@cryptycpromethea1993]

Ohhhh the voice the look the feel... Sunday is gloomy and perfect way to relax...

[@bigbradshaw10]

Hello there person scrolling through the comments... Go to bed, its bedtime. Don't make me say it again. sleep well

[@SarahJanW]

bigbradshaw10 through* 😊

[@joevin6531]

SarahJanW :)

[@michaellara4489]

Stfu Cailiou im glad u have cancer

[@-Sober-]

bigbradshaw10 but I didn’t through the comments, lol

[@DwightLivesMatter]

Stfu.

[@chicooasis9000]

27 thousand dollars in tuition just to be insulted

[@Kai_snzz]

I don’t wish to single anyone out. *intense stare at camera* Me: I wonder who’s he’s talking about..it’s sure not me... *looks down at sweatpants* yea not me.

[@animperfectporkchop7692]

I suppose that "Slightly Rude" is a synonym for a signifigantly smaller serving of Fred's signature style of sass. Simply splendid!

[@coledblooded3478]

Same energy as the dude from all the Twisted Sister music videos...just slightly more calming and polite for reasons I can't seem to figure out

[@neolithic3]

This was great! I also really enjoyed the sound and visual of you writing. It was very relaxing. I think an entire video of those sounds and visuals would be fantastic.

[@hntr5495]

2:40 you forgot to edit that out Fred that was funny as hell that irritation in your face and the most agressive Snap I heard

[@sarahkat650]

I had a professor similar to this, and he made me so mad I worked extra hard just to knock his pet off the top spot in the class. I earned the respect of the professor and the hatred of the student at the end of the semester.

[@owenmcphee-keath3388]

Nice

[@MothproofKT]

That finger snap totally caught me off guard!😂

[@AuzziPanda]

This was so funny without losing the tingles I love it 😆 those accusing looks were genius 😂 was like, “ not to single anyone out. 🙄” 🤣

[@ArtoriasB]

I feel so offended yet relaxed at the same time.

[@TiggsT]

13:33 that trigger is amazing

[@b3ckiiixx]

Still nicer than some of my lecturers are, we had to put all our phones in a box at the start of some of them! Fred could be my lecturer any day for "Tinglenomics"

[@godalseif]

this should be titled "extremely accurate college professor" because i've had so many that act exactly like this lol

[@NickJamesonASMR]

I get nervous when you look at me in this situation :D Never ask me about my homework btw

[@slushiii6953]

#fenchelgang

[@LUCKYGIRL1]

Love your videos.

[@kalawhitfield3631]

"a cheap pen that would last, 5 seconds" Litterly my childhood 😂😂

[@snitcheyes411]

I swear, the pen clicking noise from 12:30-ish went right down my spine in a good way.

[@oracleofthestars1243]

It was like a 50’s vintage etiquette lesson video, great acting Fred!

[@thespaceguy3394]

"What's your name?" "Fred" "How ghastly."

[@Dylan-Vassar]

WAIT. He sent out an email beforehand with all of the materials? Why am I even here?

[@haniiverse]

I ALWAYS come back to this video! Makes me so sleepy

[@thebestplayerdead956]

Damn, the tingles are strong with this one

[@hiddensquid2535]

0:06 when you trying to present in class but everyone’s talking.

[@ninapickles9]

This was just like real class, time stood still for the whole period and I fell asleep!

[@OmgThatAnime]

I actually thought this was a blooper the moment he snapped his fingers

[@michaellara4489]

Same. It was like anal for my ears; a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

[@Ecrystalstorm]

Just in time to watch my favorite asmrtist and relax before i head to work

[@wocky3578]

yessss stationary asmr!!! My two favorite things 🤩

[@jaxxjupiter1809]

These hiphop lovers also love your lectures Fred! Don’t let my stare fool you... i’m just really good at “sitting still”

[@alejandroarias1763]

Thor teaching Groot's language

[@littlebugguy]

Chris Hemsworth and Charlie Hunnam had a lovechild and he's beautiful.

[@Skyguy-hi2rk]

2:41 This is too real. When he did that, I was for real zoning out.

[@honx1012]

I read the description and instantly a billion Mcgonogall and Snape quotes were filling my mind 😂

[@Olli3Pag3]

I listened to this and still got an F. I don't think the system works

[@undeadch1cken523]

By far, the best series and character on the internet

[@loveless9349]

Props for putting so much effort into looking at "the rest of the students"

[@sofiekjrgaard666]

we need more lectures with professor fred! and professor snape!

[@the_dropbear4392]

These rude videos you do are sooo relaxing. They are my favorite asmr videos

[@Conor_Magu1re]

I love this it's so soothing

[@spencergadoury]

You're my favourite asmrtist, always coming up with more amazing tingly ideas, thanks Fred!

[@andresousa3838]

“Other people, on the other hand, don’t” (LOL)

[@taylorborgman7034]

20:30 I laughed so hard!!

[@a.a.3478]

so many tingles! thanks, professor!

[@OrangeKnightStretch]

Somehow puts me to sleep better than my actual lectures.

[@sophiegiles9848]

Fred’s videos will ‘always’ provide tingles :)

[@thesarahxox5767]

not sure lecturers wear grad caps... HAHA

[@Decadence13666]

When you have graduation at 9 and need to teach a class at 10

[@Vdtrm]

Considering this is a class, everyone is surprisingly silent

[@RickyRat256]

V01d5t0rm 2003 they’re all asleep

[@lynsils]

Best ❤ Love all his videos, the voice and mouth sounds. Perfection.

[@yrm1594]

Great video as always. Really tingly. I also like that he's slightly rude. Like , it wasn't really bad for a teacher. Who knows. If he's a good teacher / lecturer I might even befriend him

[@itsjustclaire3844]

Ommggg Fred dropped his classic Star Wars quotes for HP but not just any HP ...Snape!! I love it!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@rivetsquid8887]

I think this might be the most polite we've ever seen him be to us. Either he's legitimately a little amused by our creative commoner's stationery, or the rest of the class must look pretty bad.

[@zextechs]

2:40 - From Thor to Thanos... God damn it, Fred!

[@siulexHD]

I tryied to relax but I ended up Laughlin a lot 😂 Nice video!

[@__L1]

“Slightly rude” *Slightly* rude? I don’t think I brought enough tissues for this.

[@jennyj0007]

Great concept!

[@Ogromad]

Hahaha love this!! Awesome vid man you truly are the best ASMRtist out there, would love to see a sequel to this at some point :)

[@DerMessiasderSatire]

last time i was that early,thor still had a father

[@derekdevita5721]

*TOO SOON*

[@michaellara4489]

Jesus is never too soon.

[@francescapredolini5856]

As always on time for my perfect end of this day. Woodwick candel burning next to me (it’s a MUST try) headphones and this great video. Awesome. Thanks Fred!

[@grimorio6968]

What about Remus Lupin video?

[@FredsVoice]

Eat, it's chocolate

[@itsjustclaire3844]

We need Lupin appreciation!! 😍😍🖤🖤

[@Ser0toniinTTV]

Fred has a few quotes up his sleeves... Thank you for another tingleful sunday video! It's what I look forward to most on a sunday evening after a long week :)

[@dylan8banana]

Just saw a sketchy ad before this, I be spooked

[@getsugatenshoux90]

30 seconds into my new class and im being singled out already. i love died from laughter from that. thank you Fred

[@albasmaranch5620]

Me: starts doodleing on a piece of paper Fred: 2:40 Me: how did you know...

[@kelvinblack9354]

2:40 you scared the shit out of me with that hard sound!

[@Kyarius]

I think that was supposed to be edited out. ASMR creators make sharp sounds (which make a sharp "spike" in the audio waveform) so they can see where in the audio an edit is needed.

[@TTVdmanBTW]

Your a legend plz keep uploading forever.

[@williampalmer2393]

slayer of all . You’re*

[@morganparry5348]

That moment when the purple notebook is the EXACT same colour as my car and u were all like “flamboyant” I was like I LOVE flamboyance haha love ur videos keep doing what ur doing u honestly make me giggle when I’m having a bad day

[@lonewanderer8318]

Who else stared at the dangly thing 75% of the time?

[@liekeemilia]

Fred would be the teacher everyone laughs at because he taps on everything, but two seconds later everyone would be totally quiet because Fred gave them all a deathly stare.

[@bittersweet20]

2:40 Eeeey that's the snap thing you did in your bloopers ! What happened there, you got distracted freddy boy ?