💈 Rude English Barber Shop Face Scrub & Massage 💈 ASMR

"Set your course for the Hoth system."
ASMR TIMESTAMPS:
08:02 - Products Used
09:48 - Neck Rest
11:47 - Exfoliating Wipe
18:40 - Cool Water Sponge wash
22:25 - Face Scrub Bottle
28:10 - Hot Towel Application w. Spa Music
30:23 - Post Towel Face Wash
35:00 - Artificial Shave Sensation
40:58 - Cold Towel
43:06 - Hydrating Cream
49:34 - Talcum Powder Towels
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[@rougevif2118]

*Puts a glove to shake my hand* Me : we're hitting rudeness levels that shouldn't even be possible

[@EclairFome]

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[@hiddio]

I like it! :D

[@dormantpixi2628]

Agreed! My favorite comment today!

[@giaprincess5309]

*and the skin watch?*

[@ZSan__]

Also me: am I a joke to you

[@Ser0toniinTTV]

"What was your name again?" " *insert name here* " "Ah yes." *agressively tapping to self:* never... let... this... person... book... another... appointment

[@holdencross8949]

My name is bartholemew

[@mrhalfwit972]

@@holdencross8949 my name is ( drum roll please ) IN ORDER TOO SEE FIRST AND LAST NAME INSERT CREDIT CARD DETAILS HERE -->

[@NovaBelinski]

What was the timestamp

[@PeanutBrainz]

Big Chungus bartholemew chungus

[@crusadeknight896]

420 Likes I won’t ruin it

[@sungjoohwang4355]

I want him to make a video where I’m an actual upper class man so I’ll feel special in my own fantasy world

[@moosemcgroose7261]

He did a “millionaires shirt fitting” a while ago and it was amazing, really hoping he does some more like that :)

[@luismorales2111]

good 4 u I thought this was thor

[@crylune]

fuck that

[@schuuichiminamino]

@@crylune Ouch gentleman! You may leave through the back door please lol

[@antoniokristler6973]

That's why I'm hoping for a roleplay as Lord Farquaad like the last shave video, we got declined the treatment for a Lord.

[@antoniokristler6973]

I'm still waiting for the Lord Farquaad "Lord's Treatment" cut.

[@Silkie_Dragon]

Antonio Kristler that is an idea worth an upvote

[@sneeakosneeako8598]

@@Silkie_Dragon upvote hmmm reddit brother

[@JesusChrist-hq7pu]

I want the Thor barber shop

[@chip6933]

Lord Fuckwad

[@puerkito9893]

cricket yeet yeet

[@jonas1333]

3rd time and you still don’t know my name ?

[@FredsVoice]

I'm sorry Sir, I was just admiring your hourglass.

[@jonas1333]

FredsVoice ASMR it’s quite fascinating isn’t it ? The sand flows faster based on the quality of the conversation.

[@domled6530]

I'm falling behind on potions. Might take some Felix Felics...for luck.

[@accio_sports]

I’m sorry professor but can you tell me what a Horcrux is

[@Darkalanche]

You thought 3rd times the charm but no. It was i DIO!!!!

[@Vixeryn]

"Welcome back to another episode of 'If Thor Wasn't A Part Of The Avengers'"

[@Brandon-wh6id]

Zodles alternative endings to the first Thor film where instead of becoming a god again he has to do random jobs 😂

[@panama1942]

after being banished from Asgard, Thor discovers his love for hair. He starts working at barbershop owned by a guy named 'Zohan'.

[@dkfetty]

Thor: *Where Are They Now*

[@pisforpearl]

please make a thor ASMR!

[@natev4224]

I'm glad I wasnt the only one who thought "why is chris Hemsworth doing asmr?" 😂

[@Zepetomania]

♥️TIMESTAMPS♥️ 08:02 Products Used 09:48 Neck Rest 11:47 Exfoliating Wipe 18:40 Cool Water Sponge Wash 22:25 Face Scrub Bottle 28:10 Hot Towel Application w. Spa Music 30:23 Post Towel Face Wash 35:00 Artificial Shave Sensation 40:58 Cold Towel 43:06 Hydrating Cream 49:34 Talcum Powder Towels

[@fernandopinto5374]

Thanks mate

[@emptytitan3015]

Thank god

[@CanIHaveMyNameBack]

time stamps are in the desc tho

[@mcdevil0747]

he knows

[@skijumpnose]

I love how someone so rude can relax me,thanks Fred and Happy St Patrick's Day

[@meast7485]

Bro I see you on every asmr video by anyone lol

[@amandajordan3287]

Same 😂💚

[@amandajordan3287]

@@kayleew2974 awwww thanks so much I really needed that tonight!!! 😍

[@amandajordan3287]

@@kayleew2974 yeah one of my friends died and I've had alot of other stuff going on that's made me depressed. I really appreciate your kind words

[@daleparfitt7377]

Nutty paddy

[@brodiantotorewa-boyle718]

Fred: and what was you name again Me: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Fred: we have one wth similar spelling, how do you spell yours? Me: E E E E E E E E E E E E Fred: ah my clients name is spelt differently his name is spelt with an E. Me: WHAT

[@radboxingedits4107]

Dafuq

[@kieranmalone1936]

Bruh even my name has a E in it I was so confused 😂

[@guyperson7487]

No, your name is Tarnac silly

[@brodiantotorewa-boyle718]

Mrmcam 05 omg oopsie lol

[@guyperson7487]

Tarnac well at least now you know for future reference!

[@davem6610]

"You're not one of those special customers" ......my mom says i'm special....

[@yeontanssugadaddy]

Different kind of special

[@adamalexander5978]

Dave M but I don’t know who Ed is

[@posideonsheir6231]

Yeontan's SugaDaddy who’s gonna tell him?

[@joemommasmomma6556]

PosideonsHeir ! Joe

[@kygearhartmusic]

Special Ed just kidding lol

[@TippyTappyASMR]

No Sunday is complete without our favourite English Gentleman 👌🙏😴

[@williamsoto7101]

Asmr video: exists Tippy Tap asmr: yoooo

[@marcebert4687]

@@williamsoto7101 Thats so true.

[@CanISpoonYou]

@@marcebert4687 wish you luck

[@abosnjak]

Rude gentleman*

[@omasarschhaarrasierer5625]

Life goal? One day I'll look and dress appropriately for this fine establishment

[@blaineburger9663]

OmasArschHaarRasierer the man has a sight for vile souls feel no shame hero

[@wocky3578]

Hahahaha this is hilarious 😂

[@DerMessiasderSatire]

Fascinating name.

[@Silkie_Dragon]

I’m proud to be your 50th upvote

[@lilmehl3873]

Dein Name ist unbezahlbar

[@whales0310]

When are you going to role-play as Gordon Ramsey?

[@brook8240]

whales03 No you mean Thor when he finds out Loki’s dead

[@maximillianmus9614]

Someone needs to give him a Thor costume

[@noahbollinger7534]

Maximillianmus he has one

[@tankaddict9147]

*whispers* its fucking raw...

[@TheQuietOneASMR]

I know you said Gordon Ramsey, but I guess I have GOT on the mind and read Ramsay Bolton, and now I need this.

[@emastole7870]

Time to chill with Thor 🤙

[@darkpairuhdice3876]

Thats the best thing iv heard

[@m3redgt]

so true 😂

[@oesedits1446]

is it liam hemsworth or something ye, when the vid started i was like oh hi thor

[@jaedynvillwock9953]

He kinda looks like and sounds like Randy Orton from WWE

[@coleregier3041]

Yay! Someone else has the same mental stability as I do

[@leanneellaway840]

Lol. He wears a glove to shake my hand coz I'm dirty. But then He takes it off with his other hand .so his hand is dirty now! Love this man.

[@mckenziewilliams4656]

Got 'em

[@m3redgt]

Also said he'd never wear them ever again.. probably burned them after

[@bobobeeper2]

Shaking someone’s hand with a glove on is viewed as disrespectful, pretty sure it was done more to highlight that disrespect than avoiding dirt and germs.

[@powerincarnate6783]

Yeah, it's more about showing contempt than wanting to be clean.

[@solidskullz5736]

It’s amazing how rude these characters are but at the same time they’re very charming

[@suewilliams7661]

ShinobiSkull yes very and looking like a sexy thor

[@katiearbuckle9017]

Behold the British in a Nutshell.

[@user-us3jy2mb5r]

Katie Arbuckle have u met more than one British person because let me tell you “charming” is not the case

[@ArthurShelby-PB]

Feisty Fairy - you caught me 😂 they don’t know a thing about us, let’s keep it that way haha

[@sarahsninjachannel]

Ikr

[@hunterbarella8402]

I feel like you'd do a phenomenal Fantasy role-play shop owner with all kinds of weapons, potions, and legends of the land.

[@dconover5572]

please this

[@FuzzyBacca]

Don’t forget, he’d have Mjölnir in a display case on the background, and Fred would say, “No, you definitely aren’t worthy enough.”

[@thesupreme8062]

Lamps, ropes, bombs, you want it, I got it my friend as long as you have enough rupees

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

GOOD MORNING, AFTERNOON AND GOODNIGHT PERSON of intellectual awesomeness

[@eugh8025]

So goodgoodnight

[@xela-451]

Truman show

[@ChadDogofShimano]

Next rude gentlemen video: rude gentlemen goes to court for discriminatory class action lawsuit Yay or nay? (Joking joking)

[@lilmoldyturnip6283]

Yay

[@phantomf8251]

Yay

[@WhiteWolf_-lp9dz]

Yay

[@dull_demon4717]

That was actually funny, but I say... Yay

[@kieranmalone1936]

Yay

[@johnbrawley32]

Are you rude because you’re upset about the death of Loki?

[@phoenixphyre1885]

He's not dead... He's not. He can't be. He's not dead.

[@loyalik]

oh I get xddddddddd because he looks like thor xddddddd never thought of that dude!!

[@holdencross8949]

Loki’s not dead he’s jus sleeping in space he’ll wake up soon..........right? Right Loki Loki: dead af Me: see he’s jus sleeping

[@hudv]

Original

[@lokilaufeyson9965]

@@holdencross8949 Dead am I?

[@zimrigallegos-moreno9650]

Ah yes, this video satisfies my 2 brain cells.

[@kleitoes]

Fred: it will only take around 20 minutes Me: looks at timestamp that says 55 minutes Im happy

[@a.a.3478]

despite your misgivings about ny character, i wish you a good night, sir, and thank you for the insulting tingles

[@gaymerkitty6240]

Lol. Insulting tingles. 😂

[@TrollHiddenCave]

I like how he keeps making rude facial expressions at us

[@Jaketheman618]

I dont know y this great man only has about 350000 subs he looks like thor his voice is just purfect. He preps a lot dresses up and is a good guy all around

[@lilcricket0-0]

I enjoyed watching this video .Me just enjoying another Fred video with my Fred Mug yeah pretty nice .thanks for the effort you put into the videos and have a nice day Fred and whoever does read this comment😁❤

[@FredsVoice]

Enjoy your Fred mug!

[@lilcricket0-0]

@@FredsVoice thanks alot for both the Fred Mug and the awesome videos they always put a smile on my face ❤❤❤👍👍👍

[@Jhueko]

This has become my go to asmr rp video when I need help sleeping. The face washes and scrubs part is especially relaxing. Please do a video with the artificial shave, as well! That preview was very calming, and paired with more face washing and scrubbing sounds with sponge and water wringing noises it would be an absolutely amazing video, I think!

[@fatherposh916]

Fred: What was your name again? Me: Dixie Normous Fred: how do you spell that? Me: *snores* Fred: Ah yes, we have someone here with a similar name

[@banditban09]

Essential oils??? Anti-vax moms would like to know your location

[@momplzstop7858]

Cavan Schraner ooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@cgnomazoid]

Government mandated vaccine joke. Happy and complacent.

[@chip6933]

Found the paranoid white mother.

[@BoltGamr]

Anti-vax moms don't stay moms for long

[@laynetrinh-c2j]

The world is up in flames While Thor is making ASMR videos

[@geekymetalhead5112]

You mean this dragon slaying warrior is fiddling with the side quests while the world is in danger?

[@NightWhispererASMR]

Why he have to be rude? 😂😂😂 love it 😊🔥

[@TippyTappyASMR]

It works so well for some odd reason! I LOVE his barber shop ones... making me go out of the back door because I'm trash and he can't have his fancy customers knowing I went there! 😭😂😅

[@TrollHiddenCave]

Because he knows what you are deep down inside and so do I ! I have my eye on you ! 👁

[@cheeseborgirttv6237]

42:33 - 5,4,3,2 - Icarly intro cuts in

[@xreality-_-shift]

Lol

[@vengeance1701]

My favorite was when he realized that the scruffy looking dude he was serving was incredibly rich. Amazing how quick his tune changed;)

[@xXChloeKissXx]

"we get a lot of lost strays that come in here and you, of course, look like one of those lost strays" me: *sweats*

[@TrollHiddenCave]

Well you were just eating free kibble out out of a bowl in the alleyway

[@GooseBumps417]

Sits in bed with suit Me: am i not dressed appropriatley

[@icreatedanaccountforthis1852]

You are actually not. Proper bed attire is typically silk pyjamas. You may add a robe if it is a bit drafty. A snifter of brandy or tumbler of scotch is optional, but highly recommended.

[@zakismail4321]

I Created An Account For This I like the way u think

[@RhysClipz]

"Please kind sir do not cut my hair" Thor quote btw

[@ulamugosrs4146]

Been ages since I watched Fred so great to see him still going strong this is still my favorite charecter Fred is straight gold best ASMR by Far

[@iamsheep]

You should have slapped me with the glove, which would lead to the next video titled “Rude English Barber sabre duel ⚔️ 🤺 ⚔️ ASMR”

[@o-slice2745]

I’d love an alternate universe version of this where he’s actually really kind and welcoming and nice but *nO*

[@Atsune007]

Then check out the Fredward Scissorhands episode. 🙂

[@CosmicCoconut92]

@@Atsune007 Fredward Scissorhands is soooooooo relaxing 😌😴

[@dellyagami9519]

Unless your lord farquad it ain't that ain't happening

[@o-slice2745]

@@dellyagami9519 yet another comment i forgot making. looks like he has actually made some of these videos now :)

[@dellyagami9519]

@@o-slice2745 oh fr nice nice nice

[@not__chad]

Oof I spelt my name wrong again. Happens all the time forgetting the es and such.

[@DarkDestroyer98]

I've fallen asleep to this so many times that I've not actually seen the entire video all the way through yet! Thanks Fred!

[@Nyyxixx]

Hello there

[@leotrimbekoli8952]

,,General Kenobi!"

[@Fightmeful]

omfg the leather glove scene was perfect xD

[@JaggedBird]

I love how it went from GTFO to passive aggressiveness it's hilarious

[@aidenhyoudou6490]

1:05 Him: how would you spell yours Me: Aiden with an "e" Him: my one has an "e" so no that can't be you Me: ITS SAME THING I SAID?!!!

[@MultiJo2002]

14:30 James Charles is QUAKING

[@brodypenn]

Yes my favorite video of your was the other barber videos thanks for making one like them.

[@darrianweathington1923]

I was totally expecting this to slide into a sweeney Todd RP... still waiting for that

[@personguy8566]

1:56 Press F to pay respects to all those left handed people out there.

[@toregilstagersnes9236]

F

[@dull_demon4717]

F

[@wuwus1930]

F for me

[@elephystry]

Me

[@TrollHiddenCave]

I'm ambidextrous all you people that only use one hand to do things are really stupid

[@johnmarston3249]

Son: dad, what did you do for a side job Dad: well I dressed up looking like someone from el chapones crew whispered into a camera and role played as a rude english barber

[@lacari0805]

The little side glances he gives you are hilarious. Great characters

[@brookecharlton1935]

*First video I've ever seen from this channel. Thought: Interesting video title, wonder what his style is. *Immediately gets hit by his ridiculously deep voice. Me: 0.0

[@user-gq8ht4nw7i]

😫🤤💦

[@jeffs6197]

Why do we like these roleplays? Why are they still relaxing? What universe are we living in?! We cannot live in a world of chaos!

[@yohannerigz5719]

Back at it again with those thor jokes Nice video thor nice to see you in great shape after endgame

[@omarsaw1229]

Such a talented person acting out all these various role plays for viewers on KZbin bravo

[@PopcornandSprite]

Somehow felt relaxed while getting insulted. Thanks fred

[@stealthy9599]

Well hello there

[@saulgoodman1411]

You are a bold one

[@hosaaeaugular5368]

Just another "hello there" comment

[@yungrecklessgang5624]

Just bought a Fred mug 😊 use it everyday for coffee to start my day

[@Egngog._]

Fred/Thor:puts on a glove to shake my hand Him: touching my face Me: say some right now

[@emjaiz]

I'm not into ASMR, but this dude has it nailed. I couldn't stop laughing with his gaming shop video. update: I'm into asmr now, thanks to Fred.

[@ninaf77]

I was just about to pamper myself with a face scrub but I would rather the REG give me a facial instead. Insult me all you want I can take it... Note, I do have earplugs in so I will smile and nod occasionally. Love ya Fred 😘💜

[@jackligerzeroalpha4872]

Love this dude's voice hahahah it's yells relaxing

[@kalebsmith8849]

You can’t turn me down, I have AirPods!!!!

[@m3redgt]

I have GalaxyBuds So?

[@electronica6953]

@@m3redgt he cant hear us

[@elephystry]

That’s weaksauce m8.

[@miguelquinones4651]

These videos need to “NEVER” stop 🙏🏻🍒

[@Spencer253]

If my hair is perfect, my skin is perfect and I have enough money to afford this premium service multiple times then what about me exactly is so repulsive?

[@silvan9268]

Your attitude

[@blaineburger9663]

But we tried to be respectful and shake his hand. Maybe he needs at least one person to take out his misgivings on.

[@adelfaidah3224]

he was being sarcastic... except for the hair part obviously.

[@PT-on-YT]

Your personality

[@bufithebarf3041]

You

[@sooofunny37]

34 seconds in and I realize why he named the channel "Fred's Voice." Instant sub

[@MrdeeznutsX]

When he pulled out the gloves I was genuinely offended. 🤬 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

[@loriashcraft7445]

The towel dabbing with the powder!! Amazing trigger. Make a whole video of that pretty please!

[@brucelsprout]

you keep saying that i'm not a high enough class to be in your establishment yet you still give me your services.

[@TrollHiddenCave]

Nobody wants a customer with too much self-esteem we have to break you down a good bit before we can see to your service

[@brokenzombie6132]

Your English barber vids were how I found your channel and I really enjoyed them i was so excited when I saw you made this thank you for bringing peace and a good night sleep to me good sir

[@shm3z928]

Yo Fred you have an amazing voice, I would love a video where you play on a kalimba and do some humming. Mad love though bro your videos are always amazing just will always love your content.

[@sherrywhite621]

I just found your channel last night glad I did! This video is so great. Its entertaining and very very relaxing. I love your asmr style. Thank you!

[@theslavicllama3565]

Still waiting on a rude English therapist

[@lacari0805]

Therapist leaving you worse than when you arrived

[@TrollHiddenCave]

The therapist that takes your mom's side even though she's not there

[@authorme3438]

i usually don't like "rude" roleplays, but i really enjoy your funny style! ..and of course your voice, no metter what.

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I'LL DO MY HOMEWORK

[@caymanstaley9184]

Did you finish lol

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

@@caymanstaley9184 yup lol

[@nicole.5346]

When he pulled out the gloves near the beginning, I lost it😂😂

[@TheHumbleBumbleBee1]

I’m finding it relaxing and enjoying being insulted? Does that make me a masochist?

[@BoltGamr]

Not really. Masochism includes deriving sexual gratification from one's punishment or humiliation, rather than just enjoying being insulted in a satire environment.

[@BaderMansouri]

Thor is doing asmr ? Cool

[@Benjiman645]

Fred: “What’s your name?” Me: “Fred” Fred: HMMMMMMM

[@RealHypo]

l love this guy before l go to sleep l watch him so l can get completely hypnotized by his voice and sleep without getting up in 3am to watch him again

[@SatiStar]

Your hair and beard's shine is amazing

[@johntbrunnock9358]

*Puts on a glove to shake my hand* "damn they take covid-19 seriously"

[@mustangGTO20]

Fred is the only person I allow to talk to me like this 😂

[@oatznotez3259]

nadine87k first rule about fred club dont talk about fred !!

[@mustangGTO20]

@@oatznotez3259 😂🤣😂 I see what you did there.

[@oatznotez3259]

@@mustangGTO20 :P love that movie ^>^

[@dayneflynn2279]

Anybody else hear Morse Code or am I crazy? ( 14:54 )

[@siegeasmr1417]

EpsilonMVP93 I can hear it

[@BaronvonMoorland]

Maybe the autofocus?

[@BaronvonMoorland]

It’s the autofocus. Hear it around 21:30 also

[@dayneflynn2279]

@@BaronvonMoorland I heard it a lot throughout the video

[@hunter-qf9hx]

EpsilonMVP93 I heard it

[@palm33]

Love your pamper roleplays, they're the best. Wish you used the sea sponge though :(

[@FishKungfu]

Great relaxing video! For some strange reason I feel like you would be saying, "Welcome to Jurassic Park."

[@mustangGTO20]

😂🤣😂

[@michealmustin4290]

English barber shop will forever be my favorite.

[@maximillian1109]

The more of these "Rude English something-or-another" I watch, the more convinced I become that he literally just have such a huge crush on us and a super strong need to hide it at all cost.XD

[@voltagefastgaming5959]

By far my fave series on channel

[@thumpdatrockteamd7363]

“My one has a EEE in there” Where tf can i put e on vaughn? -vaughneeee

[@raizero1330]

Slowly but surely the barber will become kind to us

[@henrydynan83]

"I have Lord farquaad as my next client" asmr 2

[@levintry8812]

Haha the music when he is showing you the products he has

[@lameroad1569]

I Want to see Photographer Part 2

[@lameroad1569]

Or should i say Thortographer

[@melo1990]

This handsome young man right here gets 1k subs like every other day. Amazing ASMRtist!!❤❤

[@andregoh999]

Never felt so degraded my whole life I”m writing in a complaint

[@mistyridings4010]

Hi

[@andregoh999]

Misty Ridings hi

[@thejustofit8965]

Hey

[@shawngreen1456]

Karen: Where Is the manager

[@Jaketheaxman]

I'm writing a complaint on those two apostrophies lol

[@rosie5765]

The dude who keeps coming back is a true masochist lol

[@whybother3486]

Came here from watching another one of these

[@maddtigiraffe2629]

I’m probably the only who thinks that we get treated poorly because we are all in pajamas walking into his barber shop 😂

[@jhinsafras2883]

How come you make a video about barbershop every time I have a haircut? Are you spying on me Fred?

[@that1guy446]

The fedora always makes it more classy, a nice touch

[@quartodoluiz3844]

Fred, if anyone is ever rude or mean to you, let me know so I can beat that person up. Because do you seem to be simply the most adorable and loving person in the world! 😍❤ I'm brazillian, and I love you so much, you and your vídeos ❤