ASMReading Basic Skills Caucasian Americans Workbook

[@hoang-my-anhdo6018]

This book was written specifically to parody "educational" books about Native Americans for primary-school students, which often oversimplify Native American history and customs, and speak about Native Americans entirely in the past tense.

[@Krokodil-vj7xq]

Books like this actually existed?

[@hoang-my-anhdo6018]

@@Krokodil-vj7xq Yes, lots of primary school textbooks (and even some secondary school textbooks) and children's nonfiction reading about Native Americans greatly simplify complex belief systems and describe them as "superstitions", and a great, obsessive focus on aspects of mundane daily life and everyday tools. There are also culturally inappropriate (or just "iffy") supplementary activities, like "imagine a day in the life of a leader!" and making replicas of religious artefacts. Some books also have the tendencies to have patronising pronunciation guides for words whose pronunciations are fairly easy/obvious (including "tribe" and "clan"!).

[@msw1shes]

Misinformation also in movies. If you watch the old Aladdin movie on Disney + there's a disclaimer before it starts. Stating it is not pc

[@williamwallace4080]

@@hoang-my-anhdo6018 Belief systems are superstitions by nature.

[@MountainMan-sc8xj]

@@hoang-my-anhdo6018 uh based?

[@vam5053]

"hip hop was mostly about *female canines* and certain gardening tools"

[@killmepls7865]

Thats actually pretty clever

[@TheIronMenus]

gotta love some bitches and hoes.

[@river689]

I laughed at this

[@roseopheliashepherd8379]

"She-dogs and Shears" was always my favourite hip-hop album 😅

[@zuckbuck5022]

took me a while

[@CommanderNixon]

*_One of the last living Caucasian males recites the story of his people_** ; circa 2017 colorized*

[@nitroraptor5316]

FunWithSmiley LoL

[@wakeupqcmonteregie8339]

FunWithSmiley LoL

[@Taylor_Wolfe115]

LoL

[@Potato-pq5ez]

sad but true, we've become extremely colorized

[@Harry-ei3zw]

@@Potato-pq5ez who the fuck cares

[@seniorpickle7936]

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[@alexc.1346]

I know this is late but this is the type of comments corny Eminem fans comment under his music

[@BigT.Larrity]

@@alexc.1346 Well I've never seen it before so I enjoyed it very much

[@brandonstone4315]

@@alexc.1346 ?

[@TheCookinHam]

This is not shitposting. This is satire. And this is the highest level of satire I have ever seen. Well done! Now, excuse me why i continue to die of laughter.

[@MaebyBaeby]

Being descended from Caucasian Americans myself, it’s good to to see the history and heritage of my ancestors *finally* get the spotlight it deserves!

[@MegaToonzNetwork]

NO YOU ARE SAIYAN!!!!!!!

[@HIOAZA1523]

Agreed

[@karimecolettadominguez]

😂😂😂

[@mattball420]

Hes got one of those optical illusion sweaters, like that gold/blue dress, it appears to be shades of brown but its actually the whitest sweater you can wear

[@bosniakslayer6614]

Ngl that was clever lmao

[@gavinthroop2839]

Are people actually confused as to whether rift is being serious or not? It’s obviously a satirical book and video🙄🙄

[@maxwell_edison]

I thought people were exaggerating when I saw the top comments telling me not to scroll down due to the toxicity. I was wrong.

[@parzival9841]

Well, what you're forgetting, is that jokes hurt the blm people's feelings, so they aren't allowed

[@toast6902]

Why the emojis.

[@toast6902]

Parzival, they are allowed, people will still get butt-hurt over it.

[@Anonymouseyoutuber]

Maxwell Edison 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 XD👌

[@BeeseChurger11]

I love how the book talks about the U.S as if it were an ancient civilization

[@foxfrightdario5175]

Wait.... The US still exists?

[@chepa1767]

@@foxfrightdario5175 impossible, the New-WorldSoviets made sure they ended the US

[@foxfrightdario5175]

@@chepa1767 yea... that's what I thought too...

[@HIOAZA1523]

Will be soon enough

[@NeoMetaI]

What about Dio land

[@immattlaramee]

Oh Jesus. This is going to be a fun comment section...

[@grunt6257]

It's absolutely amazing Can you sense the sarcasm?

[@reddeadtoodloo3402]

Hello, I am a Caucasian American Male as well. I greatly enjoyed this book, and shall read it while grilling in socks and sandals.

[@xxxxxx-ou5mb]

Hi😂

[@Thedeathdump]

Everyone is saying how many triggered people there are in the comments but I️ have not seen a single triggered comment

[@michaelvey0239]

A lot more dislikes compared to likes than usual

[@FourNamesFourEyes]

Are you sure about that?

[@ataridc]

You aren't looking hard enough. But the conservative kids are always "triggered" over everything so it's easy to miss because it's nothing new

[@3DSuperWaffle]

the triggered comments all get disliked to shit and nobody sees them

[@UpOnXFlame]

Eric Flores *triggered

[@supameta]

This book is interesting. It takes the language often used in anthropological analysis of non-western cultural practices and applies it to white Americans. The fact that many are wondering if it's a joke should help you realize the dominant frame in science and history is a Western one as you find it so odd to see the same analysis applied to white people.

[@martin9555]

It's astounding how so many people in the comments don't seem to get that it's a satire aimed to criticize the self centered and vane perception that a lot of "Caucasian Americans" have of history and their culture. They're unconsciously confirming the point of the book, lol.

[@supameta]

Martín Rubio it's amusing yet disheartening to still see some commenters take this satire written in an objective-study type of language and immediately feel as if the customs described are being shown in a negative light. These people feed on fixed supremacy and forced reverence by others when describing them.

[@jmartens759]

I guess, but it doesn't really work because when they write about things like that in history books it's always in the context of a specific culture, not the race as a whole. Caucasian americans don't really have a culture like other racial groups do, so it just come across as a book ment to mock white people for what we do and shame us for the shitty things our ancestors did.

[@supameta]

blacksmith224 What does "don't really have a culture like other racial groups do" mean? They don't do things according to cultural norms and beliefs? They definitely do. They just have a hard time at objectively self analyzing. Especially since a lot of their cultural customs past to present don't result in pure positivity.

[@CharlieGirlDoll]

I'm so glad there's people in the comment sections who actually get the idea of what's going on!

[@ayj1085]

I give this video a "Vast quantities of sacred green paper" out of 10

[@AnglosBeef]

Absolutely stellar pfp

[@IvanIvanov-qx5oz]

That doesn't even make sense

[@johnsmoth1757]

Andrew Gallagher lsd?

[@jamesingle376]

Projareds alt account right here

[@zipporaid7]

Little does everyone know that this fits in perfectly with the style of ER. My theory is this: This book is a sample of a textbook created by a future civilization thousands if not millions of years after humans have gone extinct, and they only have taped recordings of contemporary news broadcasts at the time

[@magic8ball202]

E.R I fear you’ll never run out of ideas😂

[@c.reatureu.niverse7781]

Magic 8 Ball He might create an ASMR video of that...

[@TheBlachHoleBath]

thats because he never will run out, thats why he's the best asmr youtuber ever.

[@triggerhxppy]

your fear is justified

[@UpOnXFlame]

Magic 8 Ball why is that something you would fear 🤔

[@asaltyone3015]

E;R

[@CorruptPianist]

This book makes a good point. Too many people - of all races - think of Caucasian as a sort of default, and everyone else as a variant. It's jarring to see the Caucasian Americans being spoken about like an exotic foreign culture... But you're forced to ask yourself, WHY is that so jarring? Is Caucasian america not just another culture?

[@nonegone7170]

When it's your own culture ofcourse it sounds weird when someone speaks about like an exotic culture, your point is not valid

[@AsSereneMonstersRest]

you are not valid Stan... also you missed the point

[@CorruptPianist]

Stan That's exactly what I'm saying.

[@LordVader1094]

+Stan That's literally what OP was saying, so his point IS valid, ya schmuck.

[@franciafrancia2481]

Lol maybe Caucasian American is the default when you're in the U.S. but in other countries trust me it's not... I've lived my whole life in Asia and in my country the default is brown people with straight black hair...when we see Caucasians we immediately think "different" or "strange" or "pink meaty giants"...

[@calkestis5817]

Why do I sense a lot of sarcasm when he said “remarkable country”

[@kickinitwithmydawg]

Qifan Zhao -- your senses are strong and correct.

[@Flevir]

Alexander The Great Despite having shitty ratings in terms of overall happiness, standard of living, infrastructure, and freedoms compared to the rest of the industrialized modern world. Yep, so remarkable that other places did it better. XD

[@KazuyaMithra]

Flevir EU and Japan are even more authoritarian. We generally have it good but haven't peaked in decades.

[@Flevir]

KAZ Eh, some parts of the EU are more authoritarian, I agree there. With Japan it's a little more iffy, because it's not so much that there more authoritarian but that their culture is more collectivist than ours, in that the people are raised with the thought of the good of the many being more important than just the good of the one. Still individuality is encouraged there but essentially as a way to benefit the whole and not just the individual. I'd say it's not really authoritarian but is similar in appearance. But yeah, absolutely, we have not peaked in decades. The last time we were peaking was with the New Deal and FDR really, we've been pretty stagnant and even regressed a bit comparative to our level of development. It's pretty sad. I wish we'd get our act together and start making some decisions for the good of the people of the country and not just the rich.

[@Flevir]

KAZ But yeah, I'm not saying we have it bad. I mean we are a modern industrialized nation. But we could be doing so much better yet we basically just refuse to take the actions that get us there because the people with ridiculous amounts of money are the ones making the rules to benefit themselves and themselves only.

[@emmaoof3335]

i am Caucasian myself (1/16th on my moms side) and it's amazing to see such accurate representations of my culture!

[@jc2974]

This book is a meme

[@grunt6257]

Josh C new meme confirmed

[@toast6902]

I'm a meme.

[@user-we3pn1ok8q]

lmfao

[@IvanIvanov-qx5oz]

Do YOU think that this book is a meme?

[@steamengineshooray]

"Females, canines and certain gardening tools." I'm dying-

[@therealsonicfan123]

Table of Contents for Mobile Users: 00:06:00 Introduction for Teachers 00:08:35 Chapter 1: The Very First Caucasian Americans 00:11:00 Chapter 2: Caucasian American Homes 00:18:33 Chapter 3: Caucasian American Clothing and Fashion 00:27:19 Chapter 4: Caucasian American Languages 00:32:35 Chapter 5: Caucasian American Food Production 00:37:57 Chapter 6: Caucasian American Family Life 00:41:54 Chapter 7: Caucasian American Education 00:50:07 Chapter 8: Caucasian American Technology 00:59:43 Chapter 9: Caucasian American Religion, Ceremonies, and Superstitions 01:20:35 Chapter 10: Caucasian American Government 01:28:36 Chapter 11: Caucasian American Leaders 01:32:44 Chapter 12: Caucasian Americans Today

[@tuscan9617]

Me: Watch this video Get real sleepy Go to brush teeth Grab razor Grab toothpaste Put toothpaste on razor Stick razor in mouth About to brush tongue with toothpaste covered razor Me: Wait, WHAT THE FUCK Calmly removes razor from mouth Goes to bed before i can kill myself on accident.

[@neoniakitsama]

Mr. Swordfish how high are you?

[@jacksonelh]

This book, and by extension, this video, has to be the best work of satire I've seen in a long while.

[@matttheman3923]

“The king and queen of Spain who had financed his voyage didn’t know that Christofer Columbus was directionally impaired” 😂😂😂

[@josht6375]

This is gonna attract all the wrong people

[@Flevir]

da gingerbread boi Yep. Totally has been.

[@christinawhaley7]

It already is. Damnit.

[@tailgunner2]

Well, most ASMR videos aim to hit triggers, lol!

[@eragoncarvahall735]

I think that's the goal, cuz he explains ASMR

[@suspicioususer]

like leftists

[@michaelc.4321]

You should’ve adjusted the exposure so everything seemed really REALLY white.

[@Moonmerism]

That would be funny but it would be hard to fall asleep to

[@KILLASAURUSFLEX]

NB4 someone comments without watching. This is satire so don't get all butt hurt about it, because I know someone's going to get it up their ass about how this is racist or somthing.

[@crisv3283]

KILLASAURUSFLEX Man, people need to be too dumb to don’t get that this is satire

[@MoxieCat]

lolo man Looks like they ARE too dumb.

[@grunt6257]

I feel ya fam.

[@FourNamesFourEyes]

Ironically the comment right above yours is someone taking it too seriously. Edit: Well it used to be anyway...

[@wilhelmu]

where do you find shit like this

[@grunt6257]

NathanRomml eBay.

[@wilhelmu]

what does he search to find this in the first place

[@jadenmartinez9992]

Hello stranger scrolling through the comments

[@forgottencreation]

I am a pilgrim in a strange land...

[@tiger08ist]

Female canines and certain gardening tools = hip hop, you're cracking me up funny Caucasian American male.

[@grunt6257]

b.cage I already call them bitches

[@devon5078]

b.cage don’t refer to it as “like the blacks do” because that’s not strictly African American culture you’re the typa person that makes white people look bad which makes me happy I’m Native American

[@devon5078]

b.cage yeah you gotta go man, just stop while you can. Your not an intelligent person at all

[@ee8942]

*You're I find it Ironic how you are insulting his intelligence while also not knowing the difference between You're and Your

[@h.w.4482]

tina marie funny Caucasian American male = dude?

[@thenasideofthemoon7612]

Not everybody noticed but uncle E was wearing a traditional Caucasian American dress. that's love for history and attention to detail, kudos

[@leonardchurch814]

A rather risque move here Rift, let's see if it pays off. Not a lot of people understand satire.

[@LionessWhispersASMR]

Oh my goodness... this was hilarious. I listened to this while falling asleep, and instead I woke my family up laughing! Well done :-)

[@novaroseoooooo]

This is the absolute greatest piece of content in the entire ASMR community.

[@harryjohnson1093]

I admit the book is kind of cringe but I feel if it were a book on African American or Latino or even East Asian culture people wouldn’t take the piss out of it

[@normantent]

It's a satire on the over simplification of native Americans and first people's textbooks usually given to kids

[@punklover99]

​@@normantent ok but he's still got a point, if it was about latinos people would be pissed. As a Mexican myself who thinks everyone can be fodder i wouldn't care

[@hannahnelly1193]

What a fascinating species!

[@CapsuleGraph11]

huh

[@bbillx9347]

2:34 secret frame

[@andrewcryan1]

That was a subliminal message telling me telling me to shoot John Lennon.

[@Flevir]

andrewcryan1 No not John! Don't kill the Beatles!

[@Jayderica]

Flevir not sure how to break this to you...

[@kjnuminous7224]

88% Caucasian, 12% Moroccan. The Swede took over.

[@FriendsOfOurs420]

**satire intensifies**

[@FriendsOfOurs420]

Tomato Potato I prefer the term apache helicopter

[@emmettchan5545]

People who don't know what 'Satire' means: 2

[@eliotgarcia21]

I just woke up why would i need to sleep another 8 hours

[@thegooddoctor413]

It sounds like an alien learning to be “human” and this is him reading to his brethren.

[@WillKincaid]

Not sure if parody, real white guilt, or actual feminist propoganda, made me laugh either way.

[@forgottencreation]

Definitely satire, but the book itself may be written by a historical revisionist, a lot of it is inaccurate and a bit anti-white.

[@lordspirit7655]

Very sp00py. He looks a lot like that Insomnia Killer, I fear for my insomnia's life

[@MoxieCat]

Begotten Contradiction That's the point. It's a riff on older books that would treat other races the same way (Indigenous people spring to mind the fastest).

[@WillKincaid]

there are people in the world, most of them are on tumblr , who actually write shit like this Un-Ironically. Here are some of the other kinds of websites that have examples of this abound, Salon.com , Polygon.com , Buzzfeed.com . They say shit like this totally stonefaced and seriously. Watch Dear white people , based on a true story.

[@WillKincaid]

Ty for the link , This is actually my local newspaper, it's fucking sad. I figured this was what the author was going for but Jesus have I seen a lot of this kind of thing said in earnest on the internet.

[@NirNaethCZ]

someone enlighten me is this book a piss-take? or is it just the way Rift reads it that makes it so hilarious.......

[@NirNaethCZ]

19 minutes in and still can't decide!

[@Naters305ytg]

Did you figure it out yet? I think its kind of a mixture honestly.

[@kickinitwithmydawg]

Klara Клара -- The author (Slapin) probably admires Stephen Colbert's (comedian) style. it has pictures of Colbert throughout so I'm going to say that this is a parody book...since that's what he does. He also writes parody books. I think it's a parody on education.

[@calkestis5817]

It’s meant to be funny

[@apewithheadphonesKK]

poe`s law man, poe`s law

[@tangerineman27]

Uncle E's channel is so expansive I close my eyes and scroll up down and some more quickly fast and click and boom. Something new of different every time

[@judgechloe6231]

Omg. This video actually attracted white supremacists. Idk whether it's hilarious or disturbing that we have them in Daddy Rift's comment section now.

[@martin9555]

Maybe they were there all along, waiting for the moment to emerge from the abyss... Or maybe they just keep wasting their time searching for terms like "Caucasian", "White People" or whatever on YT.

[@judgechloe6231]

Martín Rubio I choose to believe the second because I'm scared of the first

[@judgechloe6231]

Marcell D'avis Perhaps they got downvoted into obscurity, or maybe ER deleted them himself. Either way, they were obviously here, because I wasn't the only one mentioning it.

[@judgechloe6231]

Marcell D'avis Hey man. Believe what you want.

[@grunt6257]

To be fair I haven't seen any and I hope I dont

[@misfortune6666]

At 1:16:11 you can tell ER is doing is best to not laugh

[@yptrumpet]

"Would YOU be happy if you were a sanctimonious conformist?"

[@thelonecookie3592]

Pretty sure this book is a satirical work that is designed to take a David Attenborough approach to that particular group of people

[@jay_ender]

You look very nice today Uncle E!

[@ewanwalker5967]

Is that Stephen Colbert's face on the picture of the showering dude?

[@iTyncWithReality]

Yes!!😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@taylorchanthavong3164]

I'd really like to see E.R do woody's repair scene from toy story or something similar like a broken toy

[@gabrielevellini4617]

all of the earth's population is either caucasian or not caucasian

[@alekxcsc]

The book is a parody on how race-obsessed modern society has become, in the way that black people are viewed as a subject instead of people by flipping the script on "Caucasian-Americans."

[@vergil-__]

this is how they will teach our era

[@MrSockez]

I just pray that aliens don't find this book in the distant future and base their entire concept of human life off of it

[@ananymous9066]

Take a shot every time he says "Caucasian."

[@howtodothings2014]

Now I’m an alcoholic. Thank you (was in the first minute of this challenge)

[@daylanberry7955]

Ananymous dead after 2 minutes

[@kin5033]

CoOl !

[@Jayderica]

Ananymous Double if you are Caucasian.

[@Dogwaterclip]

This kills the Caucasian American man.

[@jtdavis2393]

Sacred green bois

[@river689]

WHO WOULD WIN? A healthy relationship sustained by love and bonding OR one green boi

[@Nscorpion5248]

I still love the meme that the settlers had to be taught how to make things and plant things after coming from the most advanced civilization in history. Like, "the natives taught them how to make canoes" you know, after they just came across the entire ocean on massive galleons.

[@saucevc8353]

Ah yes, because civilizations are just hiveminds and everyone in them knows all information that the whole civilization has acquired. Most of the people on the galleons weren't the people building the galleons. As for planting crops, North America has very different plants and soil compared to England so obviously the people who have lived with those plants for centuries would know how to farm them better than the people who grew up with completely different farming methods for a completely different country.

[@fabiomanda234]

I don't know how you kept a straight face while reading that. Now I really want that book.

[@awally5222]

Caucasian and white aren't the same thing, but White is a sub division of Caucasoid, but so are Arabs and they aren't white, well at least most of them.

[@مدمرةالمهبل]

Ali Noufal Italians =/= white

[@coopercobb8867]

theyre all basically the same color

[@h.w.4482]

Just in case anyone’s not sure, America is named after Amerigo Vespucci. Also, “sacred noise box” sounds like something someone from Mad Max would call a radio.

[@WishIWasJim]

The people complaining about this video are the same who comment on all his other videos calling everyone triggered. Who's triggered now huh?

[@LordVader1094]

No one is complaining, lol.

[@Nickersons-Theme]

"I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.''

[@austinorlando4326]

It's like an alien is reading a textbook about what Caucasian people lived like when earth was still around or something

[@jc3127]

These types of books are cool. Not because of race or what specifically they talk about but the way they talk about it. It gives you a new perspective. It’s like looking at our lives from the point of view of an alien.

[@christinawhaley7]

Be careful guys, don't trip over the degenerates that are already filling the comment section below. Also, this absolutely 100% pure in-your-face satire/parody. Soooo many people in this comment section don't seem to get that, which blows my mind.

[@DarkDingo7]

most of the big ones are just baiting and most of them haven't watched the video so don't take to much offense to it all

[@parzival9841]

Christina, it's not that they take it seriously, it's that even if it is a joke, it hurts their feelings, so it should be BURNED AT THE STAKE

[@radiorebelde5931]

Look through the comments my dude no-one is triggered. Now stop victimising yourself and realise that the "sjw degenerates" don't actually really exist

[@christinawhaley7]

Radio Rebelde I didn't say "sjw degenerates", i just said degenerates. I left my comment a month before yours right after the video was posted. The comments are much more tame now, the ones i saw and was taking about at the time appear to have been buried.

[@Xernive]

Thank you so much for taking time for making these videos. I do feel a tad sorry for people who have not taken time to experience your videos. Not only are they very creative but for someone to take the time from there family to do such a thing for strangers really shows. Again thank you and can't wait for next video :)

[@vrisker]

im having the hardest time trying to figure out if rift lowkey satirizes anarcho communist thought or if he mildly agrees with it

[@forgottencreation]

I think E.R is far too smart to be one, regardless he certainly makes a great satire even if the books content is a little anti-white.

[@TheQeltar]

ER has described himself as a bit of an anarcho communist.

[@Foxrich99]

The Qeltar proof?

[@TheQeltar]

I think he said it in that video where he answers philosophical questions.

[@martin9555]

Begotten Contradiction He has stated multiple times that he is ancom at heart. I guess that he isn't "far too smart" to be one. He even has a video called ASMR for the working class or something like that.

[@e-gill5006]

Just love how people are talking about the comment section being trash, but when you go down you can't see the comments that they're talking about. But they are true about the trash part tho, they're the ones making it trash.

[@pbtenchi]

This really lets you step back and see just how stupid humanity is and always has been.

[@Swaggy_C]

I must be the only black guy here 😂

[@Swaggy_C]

Robert scuba I appreciate that man

[@christinawhaley7]

With a comment section that's already full of degenerates, this was a wholesome thread to read.

[@Tuuume]

Nope 😉

[@lil-dt5dw]

Christina feels good.

[@nyhyl]

It's needless to say being black is okay. Of course it is duh.

[@lpacheco9947]

"You're listening to Delicious Dish on National Public Radio"

[@Mundellica]

Just picked this book up today. It’ll be on my coffee table during thanksgiving celebration.

[@dxjjw]

Can already tell some people won’t realise this is satire

[@ThoughtMachine1]

Sort of like joking about black, Asians, or any other group of people being wiped out in 100 years, right?

[@k3kboi665]

i dont get why do american white peapole call them selves "caucasian" you know that it is a mountain range in asia/southern russia (there is allso many other nations there) so calling your self caucasian as a brit can be offensi to the actual caucasians. did you know about that?

[@danic_c]

Most of the video is actually just a really tame description of a 1950's white family life. It's nothing racist per se.

[@Inkwell_Music]

This is like an alien teacher teaching alien kids about earth history

[@Inkwell_Music]

Also this is very clearly a left leaning book, I don’t care though, I don’t lean iether way

[@evanb.529]

I laughed pretty hard at the hip hop part cause of "female canines and certain gardening tools"

[@UmbreonGamingatYT]

I love being a caucasian male, receiving sacred green paper and reducing said green paper is what I enjoy investing my effort into, because time is indeed not physical, therefore it is not as valuable as the sacred green papers. I love to believe in a mystical being who is omnipresent, omnipotent, and omniscient who can create and do all things through acts of "miracles". I live in a magnificent country known as America, where the only thing you are required to do is follow the law, pay taxes, and die.

[@danielsam3280]

Hey Rift, do you know who is also a prominent Caucasian in the current era? "Steve" the potato of nefarious organizations!

[@DarkDingo7]

As a Caucasian male I can confirm I love sacred green paper and S O A P

[@satan9247]

Can I hire you to read to me till I sleep.

[@nabbygrabby3091]

One day, our ancestors will unearth this book and understand our society better than we do now

[@Nathan55411]

How were you not laughing while reading this?

[@neoniakitsama]

Nathan55411 watch the other videos he's basically a soldier when it comes to emotion controlling

[@CptArg]

I'm here in Australia and laughing at all you angry Southern Canadians !

[@retrobitgamer4569]

Cpt Arganaut That's offensive to Canadians

[@MrRwk314]

Australia? You mean England's prison?

[@TheObsessedGardener]

@@MrRwk314 If you call a prison a place of wide open space, vast beaches, rainforests and free medical care, sure, we live in a horrible "prison".🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@h.w.4482]

Cpt Arganaut well, a lot can be said about both our countries

[@xxaggr0zxx389]

Shut up prisoner

[@ricksanchez273]

If you find any part of this video relaxing or funny *buy the book*

[@Justin-uc8sc]

Little do his fans know he is growing the Bob Ross beard. Next comes the 'fro

[@ashlynkreiss4422]

I've lost count how many times I've watched this but I still can't stay awake past chapter 4

[@Lo-me2hd]

I'm confused

[@theguy3348]

Yes

[@indeed7289]

ive developed an issue tonight i discovered i can't actually sleep without ASMR all day today i was exhausted and i had a 16 hour day however i left my headphones at work and found out i can't actually sleep without ASMR... how do i even go to the doctor for that "i can't sleep without a french plague doctor whispering shadow speak into my ear as he beaks me"

[@BoganBrett]

Holy cow made me literally lol

[@NakajimaArms]

Bring this hair back

[@liamgallagher9939]

What's the thing at 2:34??

[@jackcross6818]

Make a video With Dr. T asmr where doctor Tingle bottom visits the Arkham sanitarium

[@ProcyonPal]

It's a little disheartening that this was published 25 years ago but could easily be a new release

[@kin5033]

This holy video is called "ASMR."

[@Beat_2004]

If he'd be my teacher I'd fall asleep immediately to his calming and smooth voice.

[@griseusasmr]

Wait, I think I might be caucasian.

[@cloneskiller]

Griseus A.S.M.R. id check a doctor and see what he or she has to say about this.

[@shilopnamreg6468]

Is... is this what representation and/or appreciation feels like?

[@jamesmadison601]

just woke up but i guess its time for bed again