ASPIRE TO THE PURITY OF THE BLESSED SLOP | Woolie VS Whatever

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Featuring:
Woolie / wooliewoolz
Reggie / chesterr01
Edited by Murph
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0:00 Intro
1:53 From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me
3:29 Gamerpoop: Mass Effect 3 (#1)
7:10 Natural Habitat Shorts- Male Frogs croak to attract a mate.
7:38 Hardest Enemy in the Game | Elden Ring #22
9:06 Grappler Brain
10:53 Draw him as the Soy Wojak!
11:29 Puss in Boots in Elden Ring
13:36 Kiryu Gaming
14:14 vaporeon
15:28 Arise Ye SuperBeast
17:45 Spider-Man's Most Embarrassing Moment
19:11 90s Nick
22:50 Dog Had Enough of Zoomy! - RxCKSTxR Comedy Voiceover
23:56 Comparing favorite soundtracks - American Psycho
24:49 Why Water Is NOT Wet - With Proof
29:39 The Bible Slide
37:28 Playing Fighting Games in 2023 be like...
37:54 Never fullscreen sandblast against ISDD...
38:48 No, You're NOT a Gamer. (Light Yagami version)
42:36 Car Ceiling Lights
43:29 Titanfall Fan Film
48:50 The Gauntlet in 10.1 Seconds
50:26 60 Ways to Isekai
54:14 Cat barks like a dog, until it gets found out
56:08 If NPC's had to do a mission without any human player interactions.
57:30 Muhammad Ali vs Cus D'Amato
1:00:29 St. Joseph's East Hill Shopping Center commercial: 'The worst local commercial I’ve ever seen'
1:02:29 Reporter makes amazing half court shot
1:03:43 Ron Perlman Almost Ruined Sigourney Weaver's Perfect Shot in 'Alien: Resurrection' | PeopleTV
1:04:37 HALF COURT SHOT!!! Ohio State legend drops Pick up line then MAKES THE SHOT!!!
1:05:50 ORA ORA MUDA MUDA CAT
1:06:32 The Manga had Better Voices
1:08:06 You have to treat a car like you treat a woman
This is Woolie VS The Algorithm, a new KZbin Channel where you'll find all of the best and funniest moments from WoolieVersus. The highlight videos released here will have tight editing and enhancements of the hypest moments to create an even more fun experience, as well as gateway into checking out the full length WoolieVersus content.
Together with his friend Reggie, they have played numerious games on the channel ranging from genres like RPG, JRPG, Fighting Games, and FPS. Games like Elden Ring (open world Dark Souls game), Mass Effect (Legendary Edition), Final Fantasy 6 (Pixel Remaster) and Disco Elysium (Disco Elysium Final Cut). Woolie hosts Get Into Fighting Games, which is a series that introduces new and old fighting games like Guilty Gear Strive (GG Strive) and Skullgirls. Clips from the podcast Castle Super Beast which he records with PatStaresAt are also hosted on the WoolieVersus channel. Woolie has collaborated with other content creators like Super Eyepatch Wolf and LittleVmills. Some of his most popular videos are his lore videos on Gulity Gear (GUILTY GEAR LORE: Heaven or Hell) and Kirby (Kirby Lore: Star Allies, Dark Matter Trilogy and Morpho).
Stay tuned for more WoolieVersus/Woolie VS The Algorithm highlights, watch alongs and shorts.
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▸HIGHLIGHTS: • Highlights
▸SHORTS: • Shorts
▸FIGHTING GAMES: • Fighting Games
▸JUST CHATTING: • Just Chatting
▸TOP 10 DOKAPON BETRAYALS: • Top 10 Dokapon Betrayals
▸OTHER STUFF: • Other Stuff
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[@ultraheaven8968]

''We are born of the slop , made men by the slop , undone by the slop , our Woolieholes™ are yet to open ; Fear the old slop.....By the gods fear it Reginald " - Master Woolsworth - circa EVO 2k23

[@Isosyth]

We need pies on the inside

[@metallsnubben]

Dread it, run from it, the Slop arrives all the same

[@CaptnMarvelous]

CONTENT SO BOMB THEY CALL HIM SLOPPENHEIMER

[@In-The-Zone]

I loved when Sloppenheimer said it was sloppin time and proceeded to heimer all over the place.

[@daysand123]

Just replace the r with an n, and that name somehow gets worse.

[@acceptablecasualty5319]

Sloppenheimer in theater, like Peewee

[@super13790]

"Now I have become Sloplord, consumer of slop"

[@SciontheDark]

You need to Stoppenheimer.

[@Brave_SJ]

Even in death, I serve The Slopmessiah

[@JohannesBee]

40:08 This dude actually dropped the Orphan of Kos screech

[@YtseJammed]

Also recognised it cos I spent fuckin decades being ground to paste by that fuckin placenta

[@BladeBloodTear]

That's the voice actor for Luke in sf6 :)

[@Memanruler]

"It was a good show" so permanently resonates in my head

[@Two-for-One_half-off]

*YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL!!! THUNDER-CROSS SLOP ATTACK!!!*

[@SirArturia]

When Cus hit Ali with that Low Straight Left to the body at 58:05 Cus definitely would've had the Baki, "Demon Eyes" if we could've seen his face afterward lol.

[@EggheadsGuide]

woolies love for Blastoides reveals him as a digimon stan.

[@gameb9oy]

Reveals? I remember him talking about how all digimon turn into fighting game characters at one point, and that makes it so obvious

[@jaysteelsun]

The Digimon stans will accept him as one of our own.

[@sasaki999pro]

Digimon is legitimately a better series though, it just doesn't have the baby indoctrination comfort brand marketing appeal of Pokemon. And I'm saying this as a baby that was psychologically conditioned to view pokemon as a comfort brand and didn't adopt digimon until WAY later.

[@MrSkerpentine]

PUNK ROCK TRIED TO KILL THE SLOP BUT THEY FAILED, AND WERE SMITE TO THE GROUND

[@TRDEWH]

Nice

[@music79075]

Some editing genius needs to edit Pat as a Tech Priest and show the clip of him saying "I wish I could just be a brain in a jar so I could escape this *DISGUSTING* human body!"

[@Oswalius]

Woolie throwing in Dr. Stone to the "thing from my childhood I assume everyone knows" list fills me with a sharp and deep pain, not only because its maybe 5 years old and still getting actively adapted, but also because it means he's already written it off as "not for him"

[@CrimsonPhoenixBen]

Classic 2003 anime Dr. STONE, right up there with Demon Slayer and Chainsaw Man as nostalgic greats.

[@_Jay_Maker_]

Admittedly, that series is pretty easy to drop off the radar. It starts interesting and kind of just... stops.

[@CrimsonPhoenixBen]

@@_Jay_Maker_ Not really. Dr. Stone is one of the few examples of starting off on a bad foot and getting way better as it goes. It starts with a good hook but focuses on a romance with two characters in a tired will-they-won't-they situation. If this kept on it would have been cancelled within a few months. Realizing that it was a big mistake it basically throws those characters out in exchange for a much better cast, one that plays to the series strengths - doing science.

[@BasicSub]

​@@_Jay_Maker_Yeah it got boring pretty quick for me.

[@kirbyfanprime]

Yeah, I was expecting a classic, "You've never seen Death Note?!" before any of those.

[@Sonicfalcon16]

1:07:55 to be fair woolie you picked the OLDEST anime when dubbing was where some groups just get the janitor in the booth and do lines.

[@MelanatedSaiyans_Time_Chamber]

13:36 woolie I totally understand not seeing iCarly because it was an American based show on nickelodeon but what's funny is that it was weirdly ahead of its time in concept, its a show from 2008 about 3 kids in Seattle that are basically content creators before that term was common .

[@theotherjared9824]

iCarly planted the seed that blossomed into Jake Paul.

[@TAMAMO-VIRUS]

Though I will give Woolie this: I've seen a bit of iCarly, mainly because it was on and I was bored, and even then I didn't really understand it. Though that might be from not even trying to understand.

[@bobsbrain397]

I was doing so well then "Only it wasn't a person dad, I think it's a woman" broke me💀

[@BottleWaterson]

that Muhammud Ali clip would make the SICKEST 2 page spread in Baki

[@pluemas]

The full video is even sicker, he lands a clean hit on Ali and crook walks away lmao.

[@Akimbo411]

Starting out STRONG with the Warhammer reference! I love it

[@rudeboyspodcast]

Mechanicus fans rise the fuck up. We are blessed by the Omnissiah!

[@BaxterD]

"Have you danced on tape to Jesus?" "NO!" "Aw that's unfortunate." , Reggie fuckin kills me.

[@wildercerrate7295]

Gamer poop and a lot of machinima channel shows was content I grew up on, including two best friends. Y’all literally put me onto fighting games and jojo my two obsessions

[@TacticalReaper56]

Honestly tho. Very young me watching Fridaynights, I suck at fighting games but I'll still play them.

[@paragonrobbie9270]

Woolie watching that Titanfall animation...dear god, have I never felt a more relatable feeling than that. It's the ultimate bittersweet truth that Titanfall 2 is sustained by the fans alone and a single janitor at Respawn now.

[@CanterlotCrusader]

Not even the babu can stop the slop. Hope Pat's clone is protected from it as long as possible.

[@neonflorr6980]

The Bible Cha Cha Slide being in this the day after the singer died is amazing timing

[@everettvonscott]

Cats meow to each other when humans aren't around at all. They can communicate other ways through body language or smell but some still are vocal. Many feral cats will trill or meow when approaching other feral/strays.

[@TrashTawk]

Yeah, I find it to be an annoying over simplification. Ask just about anyone with more than one cat (me), and they'll recall any of the several times per week they meow at one another, especially when they have zoomies, and ESPECIALLY when you are trying to sleep.

[@InvaderKaz2008]

Hey Woolz and company, dunno if you guys will see, but I just wanna say I appreciate very deeply your commitment to crediting everyone you can for these streams, its low bar content we know but we love seeing you guys laugh your asses off and what not, and the fact you don't just put in the minimum effort for it proves you aren't phoning it in. Given how some people will not credit the shit they react to, will not even react sometimes, hell even they'll straight up leave and let the videos run while they're away... let me just say, I admire that you guys do it right. Thanks for the slop, and best wishes :)

[@metallsnubben]

Yeah it's basically the opposite of what has caused the recent "reaction discourse" so to speak. The problem isn't simply _that_ you're showing someone else's stuff in your video, but when you're essentially just stealing what someone else made and get the views only for yourself. Semi-relevant but it's kind of how I feel about music/videogame piracy - I'm infinitely less concerned with someone hearing a song I made for free, than I am with someone else wrongly claiming credit for it. Downloading a game isn't "stealing it", but someone writing you out of the credits and/or selling your game with no royalties would be. Both of which are of course things publishers and record companies do...

[@GELTONZ]

And so Woolie finally experiences the magic of the Harlock ZIV dub. It was...truly a thing.

[@mediadetective6104]

Next he needs to experience the Devilman OVA dub

[@Sonicfalcon16]

@@mediadetective6104 Hardlock dub makes Devilman sound like bebop

[@joinsideke]

Someone please show Woolie those insane Easter plays that Jenny Nicholson covered.

[@MrSkerpentine]

Specifically the Toy Story one when Super Mario runs in like a WWE surprise debut

[@Shoyren]

I didn’t know I needed this but I do now.

[@gonzoGnostalgic]

Just thought about "the Sheriff of Naughty Man" today and lol'd quite heartily. I'm counting seeing your mention of those nutso Easter plays as a synchronicity.

[@ryancurtis5425]

The Puss in Boots edit was so good! Memes have reached a point where the editing is sometimes so amazing that it looks way better than some of the stuff you see in movies today.

[@OmusKnowsAll]

"The slime is my little sister and she is impossibly cute but also I'm a vending machine" is actually too close to a real isekai, lol.

[@TAMAMO-VIRUS]

I know of the series, but I can't remember the name. But yeah, that fake title he gave was really close to something real

[@edwardnashton553]

​@@TAMAMO-VIRUS every part in that fake name comes from a different isekai lol

[@manutdfan231]

Glad you guys enjoyed the car cieling lights video lol. Ever since that podcast where Woolie described his trip with the car ceiling lights, i knew i had to share this video lol

[@Miguel206._]

That gamer poop video took me back lol "we'll bang, okay"

[@WutangchickeN]

Oh thank God somebody finally forced them to watch it

[@chaoticantboy1847]

That Harlock dub video will forever be one of the greatest things on this site

[@8BitPowerTrip]

Cats also chirp while looking out the window at birds, or when hunting birds.

[@SaintofQuartz]

Also shoutout to @15:10. In th pokemon manga, Green (I think) uses her Blastoise like a jetpack.

[@TAMAMO-VIRUS]

I could be wrong, but I think in Japan the Rival was Green, then changed to Blue when it came to the West. So the girl would be Blue.

[@El_Legante]

I wanna see an anime of Reggie trying to avoid Truck-kun for dear life.

[@TAMAMO-VIRUS]

Trcuk-kun will eventually win. He always wins. Even if it happens indirectly, he still wins

[@johnnychopsocky]

The look of childlike wonder on Reggie's face during the Titanfall fan film... I yearn for another Titanfall.

[@mikeuniturtle3722]

As a greek american I can confirm, my grandparents say close the lights. I can't explain why because I don't know why.

[@dadprom]

Filipino American here, my grandma says this too!

[@jamisong.9653]

Bro, the snek loves it! Hell yeah!

[@GenericSideCharacter]

1:09:34 you can see the exact moment Woolie thought of the absolutely brutal joke that followed

[@haseaopk]

5:48 The realization to everything hit him like a brick right there, if only for a moment

[@gabevi179]

Woolie you joke but their is a vending machine Isekai anime.

[@benlunaris]

I hope they see the Garrus bit someday now that they know of Mansl1ayer's work

[@Prnnce]

I AM GARRUS VAKARIAN AND THIS. IS. My Rectum!

[@psychomammoth9640]

1:08:35 Ben’s face gets me every time, Ben 10 growing up was a trip.

[@SciontheDark]

Cats meow as kittens to cry out to a parent, cats pick up that humans also respond to that sound. That cat specifically probably was around dogs barking a lot, or else it wouldnt make any sound.

[@storysearch9432]

You take a cube of water that has mass, density, volume, and weight, you remove the top layer of water, you would still get another layer of water that will transfer the value of wet to anything it touches. If you freeze water and dip it into the square of water, you would be able make the iced water wet. The semantics thing is so weird because water is real, its not a piece of fiction.

[@TAMAMO-VIRUS]

If you focus on the par of the definition that says "or another liquid", then water can be wet with oil since it coats the surface of the water.

[@amishrambo4096]

FUCK YEA THE PATAPON PULL! Don Don-Don Don-Don'ed that shit

[@tjmanning]

Stop, drop, shut em down, open up slop! Oh No! That how Slop-riders roll

[@Muninnnr]

When you see that title and immediately know it's a WH40k reference, you know you're in too deep

[@adamvegas5951]

Ok but adeptus mechanicus is a really cool faction design wise

[@tyrant629]

HOLY SHIT 40:11 IS LITERALLY THE SAME PITCH OF AN ORPHAN OF KOS NOISE 💀💀💀💀

[@bluegrave4376]

I always imagine the orphan of kos when I see that clip too lol

[@LieseFury]

from the guy who brought us "do you know big chungus" comes the sequel "machinima used to be a youtube channel"

[@rosenbloody]

The whole "close the lights" thing isn't that uncommon, and oddly enough it's present in every major language group. A fair amount of my extended family, particularly the older ones, all use the expression. I personally don't mind it, but it's one of the things that always poked at the back of my head when I was younger so I asked my grandfather why. He couldn't explain it and told me to ask my great-granduncle, who was at that time over 90 years old. His explanation was that when electricity was "new" (1900-1920s new zealand), they would be taught about wiring and power systems using roads and water pipes as analogues. So people would think of it as closing off / shutting off the power to the electrical thing, hence "close the lights" or "shut off the lights". The worst part of it all is that nobody in my family says "close the torch", they all say "turn off the torch". Guess torches don't count as lights.

[@Amodelsino]

Presumably because torches as a concept are older than electricity.

[@rosenbloody]

@@Amodelsino Torch meaning flashlight, not an actual fiery stick torch. But yeah, I get you. Still feels odd though.

[@MementoMortis21]

Wait, wtf? That reporter half court shot happened at the high school I graduated from. I recognized the mascot and bleachers immediately. When did this happen?

[@user-sz2cf8ij9n]

29:39 I can't believe Scott The Woz taught us the bible slide

[@JLunaarS]

1:09:44 I live for moments like these.

[@note4note804]

I love these variety watch compilations, but not as much as I love when the video is done or paused so that Woolie can explain the video or the reference to Reggie, or restate the funny opinion in the video as Reggie stares wide-eyed at him.

[@Kladyos]

Too bad Reggie: Alice in Wonderland (1865), Peter Pan (1902), Chronicles of Narnia (1950), The Wizard of Oz (1900) and Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court (1889) are isekai.

[@JayBord]

Alright but the real answer is black knight featuring Mr. Martin Lawrence.

[@OrcintheBasement]

Man the era of machinima channel pre cod commentary videos was so good. Just so much creativity making all different kinds of shows

[@El_Legante]

Cats to be code switching. “Aw shit bro the humans are coming, quick talk like a human baby.”

[@treefingers1183]

"fuck tone" Ackshually that's Northstar, Woolie

[@SaintofQuartz]

Oh sweet, natural habitat shorts and carbot getting in? Golden.

[@SoaringLettuce]

The Bible Slide video... I feel like we found the Green brother that stuck with religion.

[@TheArrancar44]

13:56 Woolie: That's Always Sunny! The Giant iCarly watermark in the corner of the video:

[@GreenZelta]

My thought on the subject - In everyday usage, water can be wet but it cannot become wet. In the same way a soaked towel is wet but could not become wet once already wet. Technically, the two-tone scale of 'wet' and 'dry' is far too limited for how real water humidity and absorption works on a scientific level. Is why air humidity is represented by a percentage of how much water the air can absorb.

[@zerona]

Wait till Woolie find out cat immitate baby cries too 😕

[@sdmblack1]

English dubs may be spotty, but we have the superior crying Kira thanks to method acting, and that's the gumption I love

[@otonoko1001]

1:08:50 As someone who doesn't make any content for an audience, I would think that people who keep watching despite getting frustrated by a let's player lack of skill or knowledge either A) find the let's player entertaining enough to stomach the frustration, B) like the game so much that they're just glad to see someone playing it (even if they suck), or C) both.

[@TAMAMO-VIRUS]

Or D) They watch let's plays to get the feeling of hanging out with a friend

[@NosBlueade]

That Bible slide presenter was uncomfortably Scott the Woz adjacent.

[@johnrivers3813]

I still think he looks as if Hank and John Green were one person

[@Shuffle-Major-Arcana]

The sludge must flow. The cringe must seep into the soul. Woolie must feed.

[@willyb6515]

I need more videos of Woolie getting hype to boxing and mma

[@mechaswool]

As a resident of Kansas, I would see that East Hill Shopping Center ad *all the time* and it was incredibly annoying

[@kaleb9596]

I've never seen that Muhammad Ali bit before. That was probably my favorite reaction ive seen in awhile.

[@Exarian]

26:34 Is the surface of the ocean not *wet with oil* when there's an oil spill? Water *can* be wet specifically because it's not the only liquid in existence.

[@malikoniousjoe]

Water is wet, as wetness is an inherent trait of water. Water can make other things wet, it can wet things, and to the touch it is wet. Water is wet, saying it is not is needlessly cutting down on the uses of the word wet.

[@sol2296]

no its now Oily instead.

[@Exarian]

@@sol2296 Oily is a kind of wet.

[@sol2296]

@@Exarian Nuh uh.

[@ArcMinuteLight]

Oil and water don't mix.

[@tartoflan]

Look Code Geass was pretty dope (especially since I'm a part-time CLAMP simp), and sure the first season of SAO was enjoyable (I'll forget that season two ever existed, as well as the wasted potentiel of the cool girl protag in GunGaleOnline), BUT I'll never forget anyone who says that the black swordsman is not GUTS

[@Shinjin8]

Man, I took big damage on that cha cha slide bless up

[@TacticalReaper56]

"Looks like slops back in the menu Bois" its ok woolie i sometimes forget im not the one who only brings memes to the table in the group chat.

[@megahellreaper]

In Greek we say "κλείσε τα φώτα" which does directly translate to "close the lights" which is why you hear a lot of Greek speaking people make that sort of mistake. 29:00

[@oilimenoruega7836]

If church speeches went as hard as the Mechanicus intro, I'd still be a catholic

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

58:03 Bet D'Amatos eyes lit up green for that lol

[@castform57]

Man, the different isekais. I've seen a bunch of the trash on that list and it's so true. It feels like the modern version just skips the whole introduction and just goes with "one day I woke up in this new world" without ever mentioning the "real" world again.

[@paddington2063]

That was a rolling start goddamn

[@TheHenrytouchdown]

I don't know what Woolie's talking about, that Harlock dub was amazing.

[@neighandwhinnymchorse2100]

Oh shit I never noticed that cool Ganondorf statue behind Reggie til right now

[@some2b1tguy]

Is it just me, or is there some stuttering in the video? Feels like it didn’t render right.

[@WIImotionmasher]

these slop video titles are ... very good

[@maddladd1908]

Water is wet because ice is dry, heat makes water wet.

[@MavrosStJohn]

26:35 - CORRECTION! If you were to sprinkle a liquid that was less dense than water onto the surface of water, you CAN THEORETICALLY dry the Water from the Liquid, but you would have to find a Liquid other than water to do that with. Thank you, have a good day.

[@heartlesshealer]

Started strong with that snake, damn

[@BillieSharkTooth]

"Did you guys know?" Husband and I (furries): "...Oh god, no"

[@swalsh216]

Woolie's last minute joke about the ProZD skit and the SBFP audience had me in stitches.

[@LieutoriSestina]

Is Code Geass really that absurd of a choice for someone's top anime? Like, I personally wouldn't put it on my top favorites list but I ain't gonna hate on that opinion when they could choose something so, so much worse.

[@KurstKensei]

Yooooooo! I'm the one who recommended the Titanfall film, I knew woolz would like it.

[@BaldurOverlord]

Silky slop is a perfect description of this video

[@Enum995]

jesus those chairs are BEAUTIFUL

[@3serio]

Don’t ever ask that question again, bro! 😂😂

[@fernandozavaletabustos205]

Nice and funny reaction as always!!

[@Deadbeat-Senpai]

Woolie might have a point about dubs. This is what dubs were like when he was getting into anime, and they were indeed bad.

[@trifontrifonov4297]

Kenny's Discount VHS is a side channel for kenny lauderdale. Said channel is a deep dive in some obscure forgotten ye olde schoole anime. It's great. He has not posted in 9 month, but that's how it is with some smaller niche channels.

[@ratking1608]

Ah good, I needed to go fishing in the slopstream anyway

[@donniebell7887]

Wait did I see this already? Did they not change out the trough?

[@mikaelm5367]

... Someone showed him the mechanicus trailer.

[@marcuss.3247]

There are liquid wetting agents that can be applied. You can make water wetter, so water can be made wet.