Assassin's Creed Odyssey Thaletas Romance (Alexios)

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[@buffbeann]

“I should be with my men.” HE IS YOUR MAN COME BACK 😭

[@spartan8561]

HE IS JUST YOUR FUCKING DREAM MADE COME TRUE BY A SHITTY GAME COMPANY TO HAVE YOU MONEY, SPARTANS WAS HETERO LEARN HISTORY

[@fighter500mx3]

Thaletas: I need to get back to my men. Alexios: But im your man😢

[@Mystic_Rain_]

I wish they made better kiss animations

[@TarmaHartley]

Amen to that, especially the male/male kissing scenes.

[@Mystic_Rain_]

TarmaHartley Yeah they look so stale

[@giovannicallisto9037]

It looks like they're fake kissing bruh

[@andrewlawton562]

I just dumped the trash outside ubisoft is the trash because of lame kiss animations

[@JadeLeaf1980]

The male on male kissing scenes made me cringe, it looked so weird and awkward like two straight men pretending to be gay men trying to avoid kissing. I don’t mind the homosexual storylines, just some effort into smoother natural animations would make it feel less uncomfortable to watch.

[@JCHRIST]

didn’t realize kissing was just shoving your faces together

[@davidmadera009]

bugisoft intensifies

[@jamiemohan2049]

It is ancient Greek style.

[@jaytonius560]

It pretty much is.

[@bookworm_of_heaven]

"two -pale- coconuts gently colliding"

[@MrDude826]

The Kyra romance has better love scenes.

[@sarawilson6938]

“Compare swords” *;)*

[@gutspillage]

Dat boys. I like how they inserted comedy elements and didn't go for serious drama.

[@nickyricardo7034]

Lol shut up!

[@22DanceFun]

And then he thought about it and was like... "meet me at the ship.. Bro "

[@Angell_Lee]

Thaletas have been confirmed to be 6.3 inches uncut while Alexios 6.9 inches.

[@carolyntaylor9310]

Sara Wilson lmaooo

[@aaronmartin1803]

What's more manly than two men in love?

[@ttyngordon]

Three men in love?

[@kuuuuaa]

'What's better than this, guys being dudes'

[@ketsuxo7064]

Two men in bed

[@topnotchgang3102]

I can't belive this you all gays damn

[@celestinebuendia]

That is by definition the manliest thing

[@antlermutt4689]

This actually is a mostly accurate representation of homosexual relationships in ancient Greece. Spartans forged love for each other on tbe battlefield. ^w^

[@ejiacavarice2367]

Didn't greeks also make love to little boys?

[@morgantollhall]

Different customs in different parts of Greece. The sacred band of Thebes was made up of male warriors who had romantic relations with each other. Athens leaned more towards the practices you describe, I think.

[@pantherstar]

It’s kinda vague at times, but yeah Greek men were allowed to be (and often times were) gay.

[@morgantollhall]

@@pantherstar Well, many of them married women as well. Not all of course, and they may have had other reasons for marrying the women. Assuming they were attracted to those they had relations with, bisexual would probably be a better description.

[@pantherstar]

Morgan yeah! It was kinda weird. Some places required marriage at a certain age (like Sparta) but still allowed outside relationships. Some places only saw marriage as a continuation of the lineage. Greece was pretty weird overall, but really interesting at the same time

[@kimrrb3665]

So if you play as Kassandra you can romance Kyra and if you play as Alexios you can romance Thaletas. Damn this game is gayer than I thought, amazing edit: I learned that both can romance either Thaletas or Kyra but this game is still gay af

[@LittleMissV]

Kim RRB you can romance either of them as either sibling

[@LittleMissV]

Blackadder1886 you know that the ancient Greeks were openly bisexual, right? They embraced their sexuality.

[@baguetteetcheese4665]

@@LittleMissV he has no idea lmao, they were gayer than Elton John

[@theonlyonewithgum1452]

@@Fyrdman Please don't spread your stupidity. It's real contagious nowadays O_O

[@juliazacarias7140]

@@Fyrdman Zeus**

[@AzarathRathen]

"Compare Swords." Little does she know, they really did.

[@ej.thekiddo6590]

little did Kyra know one of them could do the ancient art of _sword swallowing_

[@spartan8561]

DU YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE AN AMERICAN IGNORANTS ?

[@4rs0n1sm]

"You have my love, Alexios, but Sparta has my heart" Ouch

[@nivrrtakr2891]

That don't make any sense to me whyyyyy😭

[@4rs0n1sm]

@@nivrrtakr2891 i mean it makes sense bc thats just how it was in ancient sparta but it still HURT

[@nivrrtakr2891]

@@4rs0n1sm Their loyalty and love is amazing! And that is the reason why I will never use/do online dating apps, hookups, one night stands and random encounters because it ain't worth it...I believe there are beautiful souls out there waiting to find their true soulmates, oh to live in those times...2,000 years ago

[@matheuslanerre2895]

You have my love, Mare, but Norta has my heart! (And head lol).

[@at_brit]

🥲

[@Soldier76sTennisSocks]

They deserve a HAPPY ENDING DAMMIT UBISOFT 😭😭😭

[@efaristi9737]

no happy ending for a mercenary

[@sergiuslucius2313]

Indeed...

[@JayAshBranAudioScripts]

I prefer him with Alikibades. I really can’t spell that guy’s name.

[@magus13131]

If you end up with Kyra committing suicide and don't do a speech, then Thaletas A) doesn't die and B) doesn't end up with Kyra.

[@Soldier76sTennisSocks]

Ruan1387 I know thats what i went for in my playthrough as well but it still felt more like a Greek tragedy than a happy ending imo 😩😭

[@laurasolis5678]

What a bad animation for such a good romance.

[@memoriesofafallen]

Laura Solis origins has better graphics for Bayek and Aya...

[@mate95mraz]

@National Bolshevist Yes, it's truly beautiful :)

[@Alexa-pc6ux]

@@mate95mraz I know, right? Isn't AIDs good?

[@jungkookstinypigtails5338]

@@mate95mraz Damn go off

[@Funtimes101toomuchfunoverload]

GTMO Mack prolly english

[@ChthonicRemains]

I noticed that Alexios's romantic side really shines through in his scenes with Thaletas. The only downside is that there's no happy ending for Alexios in this romance. No matter the outcome, he will always be left heartbroken. :(

[@octavianschaefer7294]

ChthonicRemains not if you convince Kyra to kill herself

[@spartan8561]

NORMALLY, THIS IS JUST BULLSHITS, NO SPARTANS DO THIS SHIT THEY WHERE HETERO

[@Matias-cx3wg]

“If I was under your command, what would you order me to do?” Sounds like a Grindr chat. Love it

[@Kissthebeaut]

11:10 Y’ALL SEE THIS!?!

[@lazerNeo]

HE GAVE HIM A BJ LOL

[@Blue_Incognito98]

I wonder if they motion captured that 😂😂

[@johngonzaga3384]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@skeletoninyourbody9896]

This game isnt motion captured. Origins is tho

[@vanitysfantasy6233]

YAAAAASSSSS GET FREAKY

[@victormunhozzz]

2:32 "while the two of you compare *_swords"_* **Wink** **wink**

[@naughtyauntieemma]

So he did finish him off :/

[@raeven5017]

naughtyauntieemma I would like this but this comment currently has 69 likes

[@giovahnnigucci9274]

naughtyauntieemma hahahahahahahaha

[@venicetaylor1448]

@@raeven5017 you should’ve just liked it

[@MrAlen6e]

That was actually decent story compared to the other ones

[@Scyclo]

As cheesy as all these romances are they are pretty entertaining and kinda reflect how fast life goes during those war times. Life was short back then no one had time for having 3 year relationships before having a relationship.

[@spartan8561]

YOU ARE JUST AN IGNORANTS OF GREEK CULTURE DURING THIS TIME !

[@idraote]

They need to animate the naughty bits better... but still I loved it.

[@pridehealz6428]

idraote yes lol

[@sparksfly5877]

Honestly I avoided romance through the whole game

[@kuuuuaa]

Yeah unfortunately it's like that with a lot of games, hopefully one day we get there.

[@giovahnnigucci9274]

So are you gay?

[@venicetaylor1448]

@@giovahnnigucci9274 so are you?

[@chanelboots2850]

The gays are shaking

[@TheNamelessOne888]

Cocks are throbbing with power!

[@nicolaberti7698]

HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHA

[@bigby6852]

truer words were never spoken

[@dumpster9048]

I ain’t gay, nor a man, but I’m shaking

[@jack.sb0]

11:10 bOY WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?

[@thrashvillesys8417]

You know

[@hashiramasenju2914]

Slurp

[@zBMatt]

heike he gave him such good head he remembered his childhood 😂

[@kiamaria331]

HE JUST DROPPED SOMETHING IS ALL

[@PhatKochi]

He be tyin his shoe

[@lauren.h.99]

Alexios is so fine

[@Singular.ityx97]

No one: Me: "Alexios sexy moment ac odyssey"

[@GoneColoring]

He is so fine I have like 1000 screenshots while playing the game of him lmao

[@JayAshBranAudioScripts]

Thaletes - “You get hurt, hurt ‘em back. You get killed...walk it off.”

[@PapagenoDispo]

just a couple of guys being dudes

[@fogwater]

couple of cards

[@bishbish3103]

gays being gays ofc

[@taurnilx]

You can never unsee Alexios getting up from his knees in front of Thaletas... xD

[@alexandrasimon7191]

Fastening Thaletas' sandals... A true bro

[@spartan8561]

and you think that the grandson of a Spartan king would have behaved like a slave? you make me laugh🤣

[@doogee7654]

10:10 *Huh?*

[@Immagonko]

Fu.. I mean FIGHT me

[@meawrion]

This is me when I realised that they dont have a good ending

[@DarTunwarm]

That was terrible animation. Dragon age does a much better job.

[@quentin932]

Daryl Tunwarm DEfinitely true tbh.

[@raphaelle1074]

Amen

[@davidmadera009]

bioware= ubisoft

[@rogueranthal6892]

I was looking for a comment like that...i totally agree. It's like these people are afraid to put even the slightest of malexmale romance in their game *ahem*. And I wouldn't be mad if I know that Unisoft couldn't handle their animation...But i guess we may give them some time since it's their first try lmao

[@weiirdOzdotFU]

yeah I couldn't believe this game came out after inquisition because the animations are so bad lol it's really enjoyable though

[@jayzson30]

...and that my friends is why we call it "riding the Greek saddle"!!

[@reina_harhar7815]

"You have my love Alexios, but Sparta has my heart" Alexios: *Running around to extinguish the flames* SHIT!

[@wivienmerante2878]

"They say they were very good friends" ~my history teacher

[@bookworm_of_heaven]

"they boned" - my latin teacher :)

[@Badruborg]

10:58 God, that look.

[@llaquis]

awkward butt touch lmaoo

[@hellyeah6432]

fellas is it gay if

[@hellyeah6432]

is it still gay if you only do closed-mouth kisses and dont actually grab the butt

[@nimloc1670]

Fucking Wilson? It's not gay if your eyes are closed

[@smollnerd8591]

You smash your faces together

[@anthyeajanraev.cablinda3713]

Oh god the gay caught op before op could finish

[@tmr3421]

It better be

[@dillon257]

wow suddenly I'm very interested in playing this game ;)

[@spartan8561]

YOU ARE A MALAKOS

[@rcyparisis894]

13:10 Damn this is such a heartbreaking moment.

[@alexandrasimon7191]

The fuckall loud ads that popped up immediately as I clicked the time stamp at least changed my heartbreak into a decent heart attack

[@chaoticpansexualteletubbyo4478]

"While the two of you compare swords..." Hehe, I'm sure they'll be doing a lot of that. *insert lenny face*

[@kymariwilliams6991]

"I know, and I'm tempted. " Is my favorite line

[@NotTheGodOfWar]

I don’t care how bad the animation is. The romance is perfect and well crafted

[@spartan8561]

PERFECT FOR YOUR AMERICAN BULLSHITS

[@TheShockClock]

He stiffens in shock when you ask for Kyra hahahaha

[@mysterous9515]

Lol the expression Thaletas makes. 6:30

[@bloodstonedrawer2445]

*squealing can be heard by a weeb in a bush*

[@JayAshBranAudioScripts]

bloodstone drawer oh shit! I didn’t realize I was being so loud!

[@daddyemu7047]

Sorry bloodstone, J/Ash/Bran and I were squealing too loudly we’ll try to keep it down

[@ellDiavolo666]

Oh the times when men were real men

[@justsomeonewhocantsleep1151]

ell diavolo delete this

[@Jobe-13]

ell diavolo 😂

[@lazerNeo]

Sorry to break it to y'all but Greeks were so sexually rampant that it was pretty much the cause of their downfall.

[@HatakeTakeru]

all the "men" that say shit like this wouldnt survive those times and are probably pussies, shut up dipshit

[@victoriansquirrel]

Lazer Luche I... I don‘t believe homosexuality was the downfall of the greeks. :,D

[@derranlawston4052]

6:21 WHY DIDNT YOU CHOOSE “I WANT YOU TONIGHT “ or “I WANT U FOREVER” ??

[@bubblybubs5084]

Derran Lawston right

[@derranlawston4052]

Bubbly Bubbles Right! get that Bi shit outta here

[@SeaBassTean]

I think he Rejects Alexios if you pick one of them... I can’t remember

[@gutspillage]

Some of the conversation options are hilarious :D I find it having some comedy vibe, not just this romance, but the game as a whole. And damn Alexios is such a stud!

[@The12Fly]

Nothing is more manly than two men in love professing their love through combat! YASSS! ALso 10:46 lol. "you just gonna stand there or are you gonna finish me off?" love it

[@spartan8561]

MANLY ? YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF WHAT WAS GREEK MANLY MAN, PRITTY OPEN ASS

[@spaceranger]

11:08 subtle indication lol 🤣

[@Assassin026]

Wtf, your name and picture????

[@spaceranger]

@@Assassin026 we should be friends :p youtu.be/addme/xfM2lKi17K02N2s0TkrFCraFYWg_7Q

[@Lpstarlight22fanfictionlover]

Thaletas: I love you Alexios~ Alexios: *Sweating* You are hot~

[@spartan8561]

🤣 this american bullshit make me dead, i cant imagine sissy spartans warriors, but i can imagine their wifes kill them in front of everyone for such a shitty behavior ! omg that make me me laught, so realistic

[@Sundieer]

Mass Effect and Dragon Age does better in romances, but i'm very sad for this ending. ;c

[@stevenhiggins3055]

Well, it was their first attempt. Ubisoft doesn't usually do romance.

[@cainyourkids]

@@stevenhiggins3055 True, considering this is their 2nd try at a more RPG-ish AC than the usual AC formula. It's a good RPG in the AC franchise, but it's a bit unfair to compare it to Bioware who have been doing RPGs for decades.

[@lucaleone4331]

I'm so pissed bc I accidentally did the conquest before I finished this quest line and it cut me off from being able to finish it so I couldn't romance him :/

[@mariuscorman6997]

I like his braid !

[@yenvi1546]

we love bicons

[@stormynewton2291]

I see what you did there oddessey omg. Getting off his knees

[@lyladniz]

"I should be with my men" Yeah, I mean why stay with just Alexios if you can have a FULL ship of soldiers ready to serve you... simple logic yo.

[@spartan8561]

THIS IS YOUR AMERICAN FUCKING DREAM NOT GREEK CULTURE

[@yoginc]

I just happened to click on one of these out of plain curiosity... Now my KZbin recommended list is filled with gay romance scenes from video games....SMH......

[@LilChikyChan]

Same here 😂 Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed...it's never-ending.

[@banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561]

Bonus.

[@RandomPerson-oz9ck]

LilChikyChan S A ME

[@guiafb99]

ikr... it's great

[@ej.thekiddo6590]

same here XDDD

[@jordirodriguez1794]

*"You amaze me"* 7u7

[@youraveragecommenter4371]

**climbs up in front of Thaletas and bumps into him** Thaletas, turning around: Ah, you're back!

"Are you just going to stand there or are you going to finish me off?" - classic Triumph the Comic Dog quote if there was ever one

[@rockstarfoxy654]

Who else is annoyed that your outfits don't show in cutscenes?

[@JayAshBranAudioScripts]

DooM Marine Slightly. I’m more annoyed you never get a hidden blade.

[@thisishowiwin6486]

What game are you playing? All outfits show in cutscenes

[@Jordan-gb3yr]

My outfits and weapons show in cutscenes. The only thing that doesn’t is helmets, for obvious reasons.

[@foreverdead1248]

@@JayAshBranAudioScripts Hidden blades weren't invented yet. Kinda the point.

[@JayAshBranAudioScripts]

FoxyWhite this takes place after Egypt and Altair’s era. Eventually Ezio and others get it. The hidden blade travels the globe and is the symbol of the assassins.

[@cinnabuns1121]

This: shows up in recommendations *buys this game 2 days later

[@ctsalexx9774]

*plays all right dialogue* *does all right missions* *gets cold shoulder anyways* *confused screaming*

[@efaristi9737]

I do not see why he makes fun of the Anthenians, I doubt that the Spartans would dare to shed blood on sacred ground, there are myths about those who perform this kind of sacrilege and it's not pretty.

[@MrRakan.]

Dialogues and romantic stories in this game are embarrassing. Probably a gay story written by a straight clueless man.

[@Marcus51090]

Matthew W theirs wasn’t any such thing as gay or straight in this era, men had woman only to have children men frequently had companions in other men, it was seen as not normal if you didn’t. It was encouraged. But the animation I have to say is not as good as it should be it’s rather blocky And your right it’s embarrassing lol

[@Jordan-gb3yr]

Marcus W yah Greek’s especially. There was more gay in that time period than most of history lol. I do wish that the dialogue options and the romance was done better, but it’s Ubisoft so I can’t say I expected much.

[@Marcus51090]

Jordan I’d like to see how eddios Montreal does a creed game I like all their games spesh dues ex etc

[@Marcus51090]

I’ll say it again though the graphics in this game are absolutely terrible, I don’t know what system this guys using but just terrible.

[@MrRakan.]

Jordan, I have to step in and clarify a small thing here. There is no such a thing as less or more gay. The percentage is probably the same but what is different is the number of people acting openly gay. However, you have hit the nail in the head. 'Ubisoft' says it all!

[@catov6295]

1:19 we irritating

[@Concepcion30]

This game is so beautiful and with the option for romance you think they'd make the kisses look more real. They only work from far away, up close is a big ole mess.

[@Eleonoretg]

Thanks for the video :) I'm a little sad Dragon Age already in 2009 was doing much better but it's already very nice that it's possible and present anyway

[@akatheflailingchicken7807]

10:57 that look he gave him. Daaaaaaaamn.

[@amandeepgill5206]

Remember guys Homosexuality is the highest peak of masculinity in ancient Greece no matter if you're top or bottom

[@__hellboy]

This is so cute 😭 I wish I had the option of them being together... The conection, the connection between the two is amazing it's better than with kassandra, so sad the end.

[@spartan8561]

THIS IS SO SHAMELESS FOR TWO SOARTANS DO YOU KNOW THAT ?

[@__hellboy]

@@spartan8561 lol, shut up

[@fritzadonisperez4550]

This game has becoming more like a dating simulation and I live for it.

[@lunar9p]

I only slept with Lykaon as alexios of course

[@ryverloire]

Lykaon is the best one. And I'm set that after the events of the game Alexios made a life with Lykaon (no way Alexios spent 2000+ years alone)

[@lunar9p]

RyverLoire Yeah he is my fav

[@bubblybubs5084]

Lunar9p oo

[@tommo9176]

"are you going to just stand there, or are you going to finish me off?" ;)

[@clay.t1802]

Still better love story then twilight 😂

[@spartan8561]

STILL WORST AMERICAN BULLSHIT ABOUT GREECE

[@zombielord102]

“You amazes me”

[@mariussantos94]

OMG I SHIP THEM SO BADLY! Can WE HAVE MORE OF THIS pls.,

[@207Demo]

OKAYYYY BUT THIS WAS SO GOOD WHAT EVEN I NEED FANFIC??

[@dudundun6364]

Are there fanfics about those 2 daddies?

[@ThatSilentGuy]

What are the prerequisites of getting the "so you like things rough" dialog option? In my playthrough only 1st and 3rd option are shown.

[@OliveBranch801]

He’s a loyal man to Kyra, I hope there’s people like that out there

[@marcojacinto6454]

"...bone to bone... " Hah! That’s what he said! But now, really, that's what he said!...

[@alcerdemon9768]

I wonder if spartans actually talked like that

[@naoicon351]

Well it wasn't in english

[@spicywitch9835]

Xnfinite X This comment made me die and I can't thank you enough for that lmfaoooo

[@spartan8561]

they wouldn't have talked, they would have killed you all here

[@supardarck9387]

IM NOT CRYING

[@Michael-up5jb]

"When the two of you compare swords." .......she had know idea she was right about that!

[@mygetawayart]

i literally cannot tell apart their voices, if i close my eyes or look elsewhere i don't know who's actually talking.

[@rosemariecuriewhitedejeffe4380]

This is awesome, I like it!!!

[@Samgxs2]

Bromance in a nutshell

[@JasonAReyes]

How did I miss all this commander mission? Oh my! I accepted the quest, but it was gone when I was part of battle on the beach!!!

[@whatthefuckiswater2055]

when people doubt my ship skills in AC Black Flag or Odyssey I'm always like "hold my beer" and then i ACTUALLY defeat an entire Athenian navy

[@randombakedpotato6960]

Hell yeah another fan fiction to write

[@dumpster9048]

Lmao what’s with that kiss?? I’m dying

[@whatthefuckiswater2055]

bruh i would kill to be a gay Spartan

[@mikewright3029]

that kiss was fantastic. *sarcasm*

[@emalinel]

uuwaagggghhhhhhh the voice acting here for Alexios is so....cold. I like him better when he's voicing Deimos than Alexios x.x

[@fatihcengiz8076]

FINALLY!

[@pridehealz6428]

i loved him so much why did he not jion my crew

[@moramento22]

I loved doing some romance with Alcibiades!

[@artanis_art]

I haven't play the game yet (and I will play as Kassandra, because she's amazing and I think I totally fell for her), but I ship them already. They're adorable! *w*

[@leona1467]

*unholy screeching*YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

[@Sandrasartlife]

OMG!!! YES!!! YES!!!!! ❤😍

[@SamAth21]

"Or are you going to finish me off?" Hehe

[@itscesarbtch3451]

Well thats nice . Love this game even more .always liked assassins creed.

[@lort8334]

Pissed because I agreed with Kyra’s plan that the game just. Decided they had a thing. Even though I literally never used a romance dialogue option on her.