Assassins Creed 2 but it's 2021

Assassins Creed 2 but it's 2021 and is that DA VINKY I see before me!?
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[@littlesiha]

ahh yes, button 0. the most common button.

[@Catnippy]

the loneliest button

[@SpoiledBread24]

@@Catnippy well that would be button 1, the loneliest number

[@bigman7025]

@@SpoiledBread24 well what about button two two can be as bad as one the loneliest button since button 1

[@chickensquibs]

@@bigman7025 in q

[@liamwhite5733]

@@SpoiledBread24 well...2 is as bad as 1

[@ImSoConfucius]

I know he’s gonna forget the controls again and is gonna leave poor Da Vinki hanging

[@gggg-hq4td]

Da Vinki?!

[@plushiesaurp2068]

OH NOO YOU'RE RIGHT

[@marisascarduzio4674]

The "Davinki??" Moment almost killed me 😂😂😭💀💀

[@bakerstreetdoctor978]

This is the first time I learned of this Meme. The usage here was so phenomenal nothing can reach it now. For me it hatched, reached its peak and died withing those 3 seconds

[@sweetteahyung6351]

Same omg xD I had to go back and rewatch it a couple of times LOL

[@missobvious5436]

I usually never laughed at that cus I didn't think it was funny but that made me laugh

[@OfficialSektis]

for real, i warched it 3 times dying of laughter. might be becausr im drunk too but fun nonetheless

[@ShieniLicksOnLemons]

Some of their faces look like they had their facial animations put to 150% and the others look like it was set to 10%

[@cherrypi2322]

This is the most accurate description I've heard of this game.

[@flamethagod1220]

@@cherrypi2322 perfectly balanced as all things should be

[@cherrypi2322]

@@flamethagod1220 It's so balanced, I could stack Jenga blocks on it.

[@awerzo2128]

god the birth scene being used as a controls tutorial still haunts me to this day

[@matiastorres2190]

Real life uses the same tutorial

[@strogonoffcore]

*COME ON BEBE KICK*

[@abigailbarr6855]

learning the controls for this game was the most mentally unhinged experience i’ve ever undergone

[@theoneperson3996]

"Use LEG!" I would only IF I KNEW WHAT BUTTON THAT IS! Worst thing is that one button wasn't mapped at all and i spent half an hour in here.

[@battousaix4263]

It was kinda surreal the first time. Yeah, it's pretty unique I guess, but... Why?

[@D4shH4ppy]

Kevin: Plays Assassin's Creed Also Kevin: Kills literally no-one

[@MrTimurLP]

no he plays ass ass ins creed

[@bibbobella]

That one dude he threw down from like 2 stories after knocking him out in the first fight would like to disagree...

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

I like how Kevin is slowly bringing back the "but" in the titles because he dosent want it to be a meme again

[@Kikkelantti]

But....

[@rathernotpick7183]

Dead meme more like bore Ragnarok.

[@terryfortune4114]

He explained it a while back. He said he'll use it when it feels natural, but he won't force a title just so he can put "but" in it.

[@cateatsowl826]

@@rathernotpick7183 bore Ragnarok but it's 2021

[@sergeantretard7776]

Kevin is pretty much the one that started the "but" trend

[@TitansBaneYT]

Imagine going inside of an Animus and loading up a memory just to see your ancestor doing the shit Kevin is doing. You’d just be thinking “Man, my ancestor was really weird...”

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

Kevin: "The reason why i'm so pale is-" Everyone: "Yes, we know it's cause you're 100% irish"

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

yes

[@phoenixkh93]

wow this video nice and man seem funny

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Irish is his middle name well it should be 😁

[@brorthor6508]

Arturd morgane

[@alex_bee]

As the DNA test shows, of course

[@NoName-ig2jb]

Races are now unlocked Kevin: "No, no I'm not a racist."

[@themoron786]

Well, he isn't. Lol

[@defective123]

Kevin doesn’t see colour, he kills everyone

[@ianlilley2577]

@@defective123 so he's not a racist but in fact a humanist!

[@exosproudmamabear558]

@@ianlilley2577 Nah mate he kills animals the same, liens the same Kevin do not discriminate. If something is breathing then they can die too.

[@ianlilley2577]

@@exosproudmamabear558 I see forgive me, he is infact a sentientist!

[@oleandercarbajal8066]

Now I just wanna hear Kevin sing sea shanties with his crew in Black flag

[@Psychedelic-giraffe]

🎶On the Fourth of July, 1806 We set sail from the sweet Cove of Cork We were sailing away with a cargo of bricks For the Grand City Hall in New York 'Twas a wonderful craft, she was rigged fore and aft And oh, how the wild wind drove her She stood several blasts, she had twenty seven masts And they called her The Irish Rover🎶

[@braydenvucetic3768]

id be cool with rogue too cause it might be easier for him to fit the entire game into it cause its way shorter

[@Steel_Wolfe]

I thought I heard the old man say... leave her Johnny leave her! Tomorrow ye will get yer pay and it’s time for us to leave her!

[@fernandoramirez1605]

@@braydenvucetic3768 shay is also Irish so he can relate

[@Thenoobestgirl]

I wish he played Syndicate too just for the sheer amusement of him playing as his spirit animal Jacob Frye 🤞

[@shoutwout5120]

i like how he ended the video right before his whole family was about to get murdered

[@TYCOIX]

Gotta keep it pg

[@thedeadcannotdie]

@@TYCOIX yes like how he played that totally pg saw game where ppl were getting their heads cracked in screen :P

[@TYCOIX]

@@thedeadcannotdie of course of course!! That's the most PG game u could've played, didn't you know ?

[@ianmcclenny5181]

Hey! Spoilers

[@coffeeenjoyer9099]

@@ianmcclenny5181 are you actually getting mad people are spoiling an 11 year old game

[@mrcool5639]

Kevin is the type of guy to go to a farm just too see the tractors

[@eggsack806]

Qow99

[@jaleel.4239]

He‘s irish, what do u expect?

[@lwh2113]

I 100% would/have done that myself

[@drunkenhobo8020]

The Irish version of Doug DeMuro. "Ah lads, today we'll be checking out the quirks and features on this 1993 Massey Ferguson. She's a real beaut to be sure."

[@normalhuman9260]

My lil bro started working and making more than me at times when he was about 11yr old. He has bought like 3 tractors,2 four wheelers,a dirt bike,2 riding mowers and a bunch of other things with gas motors. Our yard is the size of a basketball court. Now he wants a 58,000$ tractor. 😌

[@biglionfan23]

I like how he refers to the animus as the “anime”

[@HiDiddilyDoodily]

With a name like yours no wonder you like it 😳

[@mozartcastellanosGK]

Assassin's Creed deserves anime adaptation overdue.

[@hayatobun]

3:45 "Can we just get in the anime?" Yeah, we lost him

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Lol it cracked me up

[@melvinbiju1845]

“Ezio!” “Da vinky?”

[@marshidden4352]

Ah yes, the extremely popular stealth game known as “Assass”.

[@seidimeow]

I remember the first time someone sent kevin the assassins creed da vinky clip and he didn't understand it, to now him actually living it, media share sundays are so essential and educational ✨

[@planeboat8108]

“ I can do a pacifist run” are you sure you could keep yourself from killing anyone for 5 minutes Kevin, at least in the game of course

[@sidhackney8831]

The only way to keep Kevin from killing is by telling him killing would be helpful

[@tumbleweenfish]

Game: You should kill! Kevin: Well, now I'm not going to.

[@planeboat8108]

@@tumbleweenfish lol

[@joelyt1682]

This how you properly play Assassin's Creed 2, you don't get to the part where the main character is an assassin.

[@bluscout6440]

I didn't expect Kevin to hit the woman duccio was cheating on I laughed way to hard at that

[@GinniWallin]

It appears to be not that unusual - I accidentally did that too!

[@selswitch]

lol yeah i accidentally hit her as well lmao

[@christopherdopfel6514]

The second I saw that menu screen a wave of nostalgia hit me harder than a freight train operated by Griefer Jesus

[@kamiluss9206]

"my name is assass, i was born in the irish lands, i am here to bring justice to the tyrant Jim pickens and his friend turg"

[@Monkeh516]

There's no good idea to do that

[@FrenchFries2]

@@Monkeh516 there's no good idea to keep making buggy ass games Mr Howard, except Doom, keep doing that one.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@FrenchFries2 yeah, about that... I think DOOM ETERNAL'S DLC says otherwise.

[@FrenchFries2]

@@IamaPERSON the ancient gods one? Part one or part 2?

[@IamaPERSON]

@@FrenchFries2 yes, and part two.

[@suericata]

8:28 "why can't he walk like everyone else?" " 'cause I don't know the controlls, God damnit!"

[@shhmypupissleepin3015]

I remember these graphics being mind blowing back in the day. How far we’ve come..

[@acforlife1235]

And I think this is from the ezio collection with the remastered graphics. The actual graphics were worse.

[@Monty0-0]

@@acforlife1235 this is the PC version of the game, not the PS4 remaster

[@acforlife1235]

@@Monty0-0 the remaster collection released on pc too. It has a lot of lighting improvements you can see here.

[@Monty0-0]

@@acforlife1235 The remaster only relased in PS4/Xbox One, but not in PC

[@acforlife1235]

@@Monty0-0 sorry i looked it up, my mistake, this is just the original pc version.

[@spartandumpster1158]

Kevin always emphasizes something I've found funny about games, which is the idea/implication that your character's personality can potentially take a 180 degree turn seemingly randomly, as soon as you start playing as them. It's especially clear in GTAV, where as you swap to a character they could be sitting in traffic, actually obeying driving laws, but all of a sudden they've got the urge to drive into oncoming traffic and send their car flying off a ramp.

[@jazzpancake1167]

They nearly punted me across the garden when I was born because I didn't know what button to push to move my legs.

[@Username-lc4qd]

relatable

[@TheClangSwordsman]

I love how he didn’t even get to the assassin part of the game

[@joecoffeyyy7932]

why do i not remember having to move the baby’s legs in this game lmao

[@restinbones]

Me neither😂😂

[@ahuman9519]

Repressed it?

[@saged1513]

I know I repressed it

[@raven_the_demon]

I'm pretty sure we collectively repressed that

[@TrashbashMan]

This game didn't actually start until uncle Mario came on the screen let's be honest

[@suckdemtoes4954]

Kevin you cant just run around drop kicking babies Kevin - "its not my fault, i don't know the controls yet"

[@boomerangjack4710]

How short ezio’s story would be if he did what Kevin did and leave 😂

[@zZwingli]

Kevin is a champ for attempting to play AC with a keyboard + mouse tbh

[@myname8509]

I played every game like that though. 1,2,3, Brotherhood, black Flag, Unity and Syndicate. I tried it once with controler. I hated it. Couldnt even climb one wall

[@noclip_st]

I see you've never tried to play the original PC release of Resident Evil 4 with a keyboard :D

[@doktorryeen5124]

@@noclip_st No pain no game

[@Xeno574]

@@myname8509 Wtf controller is literally the easiest way to play AC.

[@myname8509]

@@Xeno574 well, not for me apparantly. Im not much of a controller gamer. Im playing with keyboard and mouse my whole life

[@lbghost1999]

Kevin really puts the “Ass” in “Assassins Creed”

[@phoenixkh93]

the 'Ass ass' in Ass ass in

[@suericata]

And also the 'sass'

[@lucasskovgaard3526]

Puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic

[@MartySantiago350]

Bc he’s dummy thicc

[@LeUsFTW]

There seems to be a pattern of Kevin not killing people in games he should, and killing everyone when he shouldn't

[@XOmangoXO]

Love how Kevin still calls tiktoks “vines”

[@sethrowley8086]

I seriously can’t wait for a part 2, this was my favourite game as a kid and I’ve been waiting for Kevin to play it for years, also he should totally do black flag at some point

[@crucified1969]

He said in a recent live stream that he always wanted to play black flag so you might be in luck. I was right

[@riveramnell143]

I’m from the future… yes he’s played it.

[@Piterdeveirs333]

"Can I just get in the anime?" ~Kevin

[@materla4102]

Car-kun to teleport him to the isekai failed (I am sorry)

[@breadwithagun9303]

Kevin would make a great templar. He's Catholic and Irish, It's perfect!

[@h1ll4kk4]

I'm a simple person. I see Kevin play Assass 2, I like.

[@TheTanakaMiyuki]

I'm a simple person. I see Kevin ̶p̶l̶a̶y̶ ̶A̶s̶s̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶2̶ , I like.

[@h1ll4kk4]

@@TheTanakaMiyuki That too.

[@wessmoore7894]

Kevin in most games: Looks for ways to FUBAR the game. Kevin in this game: Becomes a bull in a china shop trying to figure out the controls.

[@deardiary2749]

Ubisoft: It’s called “Animus” from Latin anima - soul Kevin: anime Me: uwu :3

[@phoenixkh93]

Yeah but 'animation' also comes from the same root word Anima, meaning 'to bestow life/liveliness (soul)'. Anime comes from the word Animation, which comes from Anima, so he is right in a round about way

[@aryandairshad]

@@phoenixkh93 Kevin took quite the vocabular detour to get there

[@YataTheFifteenth]

@@aryandairshad he took the Ibn Battuta route.

[@tommillard5429]

I'm surprised that kevin didn't just use a controller after trying to figure out those controls

[@EMS12000]

We need more of these "but it's 2021" videos, they're both hilarious and great to watch, mainly because of Kevin, of course

[@typicalthamizhan3837]

I love how Kevin gave up even before becoming an assassin 😂

[@williamb8691]

wow this video nice and man seems funny

[@IceCrystalWolf]

Each time Kevin says anime instead of animus I die a little inside

[@skraz0r]

"I wanna be an assassin, not Desmond." - Kevin, speaking the thoughts of every Assassins Creed 2 player ever

[@assassin3g]

Desmond is an Assassin tho and the modern day story is really good if you pay attention to it.

[@BangingMash]

Anyone who said the Desmond parts are boring should hold themselves personally responsible for the poor quality of the franchise these days.

[@Longshanks1690]

@@BangingMash True, but at the time we didn’t know how much we’d miss him. 😂

[@katierasburn9571]

@@assassin3g lol it was fine until Desmond decided after seeing how horrific the apple was in human hands he and his friends should go get it???? If he learned ANYTHING from Altair and Ezio it would be to LEAVE IT ALONE but hes a goddamn moron and it ended in disaster like i knew it would

[@parkmikka5665]

11:56 the 'get out oh the way casper' was the best part omg dkfkdkdj

[@dying_lungs]

Wow this video nice and the man seem funny

[@kristianmeling9243]

The fucking nostalgia oh my god. I loved this game so much, I really didn’t remember the beginning being so derpy though. I guess Kevin brings out the derpiest in every game.

[@gabriellamendes5479]

wow this video nice and man seem funny

[@lily.9280]

The way that dude just gets up after u beating the hell out of him

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

assassins creed II: *very serious* Kevin: haha gondola go brrr

[@cedeelbe]

god i miss these games. i wish the series kept to its roots.

[@lainewalker3146]

Faaaaacts

[@dominosoreopizza5860]

The assassin's Creed 2 series or the assassin's Creed series?

[@loppydoodle726]

This video nice, funny man haha

[@bigstinker155]

For a second I honestly thought Ezio was Brendan Fraser from the mummy game

[@Dillbobgaming]

This was one of the first games I ever completed start to finish, and I thought it was the best thing ever as a kid.

[@courennedion5844]

No one: Kevin: HOW DO I MOVE MY FEET

[@rogerfurlong1535]

Kevin in any game with a companion: YOU handle the violence!

[@YakmanOx]

"I don't fight with honor, by the way" Yes, you are currently mashing that man's tentacles into oblivion.

[@alliebean3235]

wow this video nice and the man seem FUNNY

[@Lady_Crispr]

The rest of the internet makes me sad but Kevin always makes me laugh.

[@spiiderdont]

The videos that have "title of old game" with but it's "year" You know it's going to be a classic.

[@skycraft9523]

Idc Kevin you gotta make this a series

[@libby5157]

Wow this man seem nice and funny

[@pieterschillemans5960]

I remembere genuinely struggling with that birth-part as well, it's really confusing

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

1:51 the flash as a security guard

[@davosbaratheon]

Love how Kevin calls the Animus the Anime

[@pronoobplopkoek6243]

"I fear nothing, but those.... controls! It scares me"

[@vanessachromik3879]

Wow this video nice! And man seem funny!

[@evgenymiloslavski9666]

"I want to be an assassin, not Desmond" This is literally what I was saying every time I had to play through Desmond's storyline.

[@KittenCute055]

Wow, this video good and this man funny

[@themoron786]

I like how Kevin doesn't take any breaks. He makes videos. He streams. He is so damn hard working!

[@mdlnlvgd]

wow this video nice and the man seems funny

[@gorillakyle6783]

If Kevin just literally did the next mission he would’ve watched the creepy child die

[@gamerliba]

I was waiting for "Da Vinky" and what I got, was better than my expectation.

[@yellowleaf3109]

YES, FINALLY, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GAME A LONG TIME!! MOREEEE OF THIS!!!!!!

[@SasukeUchiha723]

AssAss: you broke my sister's heart! Also AssAss: **Proceeds to punch the shait outta said Sister**

[@Zenturion13]

wtf are you talkind about, he punched the bic the guy was cheating with

[@ladyacid654]

I have a serious need to see whether Kevin can figure out these bizarre controls.

[@derick1618]

It's really not that bad.

[@Toxilyn]

Yess more AC! I am replaying the old games right now and had a good chuckle watching you play.

[@technician0096]

Wow this video nice. Man is funny. Make big laughs

[@frostfang1]

The da vinki thing still cracks me up and it doesnt help that Kevin still finds it amusing as well.

[@lucaskersten2395]

This video is nice and the man is very funny

[@WesloPresto]

Definitely make this a series! Got a lot of nostalgia from watching this

[@ZokariVirek21]

Hahaha "are you tired?" Coupled with the Ron face was PERFECT ^-^

[@susanbinks2083]

Wow this video nice and man seem funny!

[@beeru725]

“Moving the air out of my way” 💀💀

[@Jimboomer1]

This man seem nice, and this video is funny!

[@pizzaking1935]

I agree

[@apotheosis0111]

I feckin died when Kevin was running & then out of nowhere "accidentally" lunges sideways offscreen tackling some passerby 🤣

[@FearsomeHippo74]

The AC2 graphics seemed so much higher quality in my memory 😂 absolutely play more Kevin, the nostalgia is insane

[@thatlazguy]

God I love AC2, thank you Mr. Kevin for giving me a nostalgia trip.

[@Haliceph]

2:55 The ol Kevin circling strat working like a charm as always. Love it

[@Bluesmileyguy]

Wow this video is awesome and this man is funny!

[@iAmYellowFox]

Definitely giving this video a like love watching Kevin play and casually shit on my favorite childhood game lol definitely wanna see him play more games from the early 2000s gives me such a nostalgia trip

[@jasminbutyasmin4900]

Wow This video nice and man seem funny.

[@tommycampanis867]

Kevin has done SO many of these videos where he plays an iconic older game and FINALLY it’s one Ive actually played before.

[@larissablunden7420]

The way Kevin uses they/them about the child makes me wanna cry I love Kevin

[@85_rat_moon]

i think that was because he genuinely couldn’t tell, i couldn’t either when i played, but later in the game it says he’s your brother but i don’t want that to take away from your point about kevin

[@berzerk627]

I really like this series your doing with the "'game name here' but it's 'insert year here'," it's the most fun I've had watching your channel, please do more of these kinds of videos

[@andiweird2310]

This video is nice and the man is very funny.

[@DysmasTheGoodThief]

I can’t resist watch I just finished this game yesterday and started brotherhood. I replay all these every few years