The worst pirate you've ever heard of

I am the worst pirate you've ever heard of...wait you never heard of me? Oh...that stings.
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[@TheIrishDino]

"That must be the worst pirate I've ever seen" Kevin: Yes, I am

[@gggg-hq4td]

oooh, a fancy badge

[@IamaPERSON]

@@gggg-hq4td yep, you gotta become a paying channel member though.

[@louisk9709]

So it would seem.

[@t20pIayer]

But you heard of him

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

His right-hand man pirate Jim Pickens

[@gregoryg.7940]

Me: played Black Flag over six times since launch and never experienced anything except for some minor bugs Kevin: immediately breaks the game

[@emoharalampiev1590]

Lol yeah 3 times here, but same.

[@CplWonk]

Ive played it countless times and was not surprised to see Kevin break it so harshly, so quickly. Personally never experienced any issues :p

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

I’ve been playing the AC games (just finished Origins and am currently playing Odyssey, Syndicate’s my favorite, but I’m trying to get around to playing Black Flag!)

[@emoharalampiev1590]

@@terra_the_nightingale135 after I played black flag twice and the first 2 halfway, I was like ok, let me just do them all in order, and started from the first one and I'm up to rogue right now. But like I take breaks, I do other games in between.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

@@emoharalampiev1590 there’s quite a few I’ve yet to play, haven’t played the Ezio trilogy and really should. I played 3, and know about Edward Kenway and all that, so I’ll probably start from 4 on. If I can ever get around to 1 and 2 I’d like to lol

[@hayleyscarberry]

"There once was a ship that was put to sea and unfortunately it was sailed by me" - Kevin, 2021

[@ThanaPups]

Soon may the Kevin man come to bring us hoofers and glee and fun.

[@jarteaga1793]

Kevin honestly has a good singing voice

[@lilbit_]

7:38

[@hypmerdia5240]

@@jarteaga1793 oķķ

[@joshclark756]

great sea shanty

[@h1ll4kk4]

"Let's Batman our way out of this" *throws money *

[@aethela8712]

Didn’t you know that Batman liked to visit the strip club?

[@h1ll4kk4]

@@aethela8712 I didn't as a matter of fact. More for the taxpayers, I guess.

[@ReikiMaulana]

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[@Mr-Green0]

​@@aethela8712 Why would Batman go there? I thought he has Catwoman for that specific?

[@bobbixvv]

kevin's ability to break a game as soon as he touches it is astounding

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Yet not surprising

[@johnnysixstring]

I was thinking the same thing but it is ubisoft so i cant be sure if he broke it or not

[@ThEEPOPO9]

@@johnnysixstring Ubisoft shut down the multiplayer and abandoned this game in like under 2 years. Thankfully, most bugs are either unnoticeable or avoidable, but Kevin has a way of summoning every bug ever lol

[@MajorBaker-vz9go]

I've heard of the abilities of the Dragonborns. It just sounded like a skyrim reference sorry

[@pickleioi9058]

Especially since AC4 is a relatively functional game.

[@Olivia-ek9ib]

This must be that "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie everyone's always talking about...

[@SourAsters]

Hmmm, yes...

[@master0fthearts894]

Mm. It truly must be. Did you know that it’s most famous quote is them pointing at Kevin and the second in command being like: “That’s gotta be the worst Pirate I’ve ever seen.” And then the colonel responds with: “So it would seem.”

[@WKogut]

Fun fact: Pirates of the Caribbean is just a Monkey Island knock-off

[@clindsell6111]

pirates of the Caribbean? more like boreragnarok

[@master0fthearts894]

@@WKogut No, it’s based off a DisneyLand ride. Although how Kevin got affiliated with Disney, I have no idea. They must’ve been looking for someone to *really* sell the “Worst Pirate I’ve Ever Seen” stuff...

[@sepjansen1245]

“You are by far the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of” Kevin: But you have heard of me

[@Twilekmaniac]

I love that Kevin insists on calling the Animus an Anime instead. It's a quality gag tbh

[@Supermarine-Spitfire-mk-IX]

i call it the omnibus

[@briang341]

"There once was a ship that put to sea and unfortunately it was sailed by me" is possibly Kevin's greatest quote and now I demand a whole cover of the Wellerman

[@samuelharvey4925]

He's done it a few times on stream before, but not with those lyrics unfortunately

[@herodevans2095]

You can find one on KZbin I think

[@rockerknight25]

His musical talent is always a nice surprise.

[@malenamanzotti8266]

yes please

[@TheMSwork]

Yes full cover would be amazing, he should sing it with rt, spiff, and kiwo too

[@nebulous5420]

“You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of” “Ah, but you have heard of me”

[@DivingDog0]

For an assassin, that's not good either.

[@icollectdeaddogs]

@@DivingDog0 an assass*

[@sydneyps]

@@iLoveBuckets69 Edward something, I just remember he's the grandpa of Connor from the third game. It really was shit, only got good the last third of the game or so Edit: Kenway, Edward Kenway. Remembered his last name

[@bman2cool4u68]

I mean... your not wrong 😂

[@bman2cool4u68]

@@iLoveBuckets69 i really enjoyed the game, first assassins creed game actually completed

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

There's 2 things assass is good at. 1: Singing on the spot sea shanties while crashing into everything. 2: Throwing his life savings on the ground.

[@saajidroussoulle]

Diggy diggy hole is dope did u hear mine mine mine love that one

[@BIGBOI-dq2ig]

Kevin: "imagine having a job where you play games all day" Also Kevin: 👁️👄👁️

[@11tw48]

Reminded of that HP video. "I feel like people are watching me. In fact I feel like thousands of people are watching me... right now..."

[@ghost_fishhh]

Kevin : “I don’t want friends, I want treasure!” Also Kevin : Chases man through the woods to become friends

[@coredefect6134]

So sad it didnt work out

[@vittxrio5198]

He'll make him his friend *by force*

[@marburg6005]

Kevin is bad but he's got a good heart

[@MrG0olden]

"There once was a ship that was put to sea And unfortunately it was sailed by me We are hitting the rocks oh my God I'm scared Please take me out of control"

[@zkyrus1873]

@Subarashii Rosé Soon may the Kevinman come

[@marekbalicki1094]

@@zkyrus1873 To bring us chaos, and death and fun,

[@It-b-Blair]

Imagin running around in a long coat, hoodie, and a shirt while it’s 85-90*f and 80-90% humidity... plus combat and then suddenly stealth?! 🥵

[@GlamityJean]

And there are other outfit that add a cloak on top of all that

[@22.piyushnaik76]

Don't forget the guns, ammo, throwing knife, smoke bombs, dual swords, rope dart, hidden blades and treasure maps.

[@aamaravel2493]

coolness over comfort

[@becominghero9754]

​​@@aamaravel2493 no no, it's not cool, it's warm actually, you see. That is the point, you see

[@hunterjab06]

To be honest I really want this to be a series

[@psyducktective]

Ubisoft Presents: *noise that Kevin makes when he puts his headphones on*

[@dotwashere4498]

strangely enough, better than most of Ubisoft's games before it.

[@Mr-Green0]

0:57

[@user-bm1ti9ft3g]

”Gonna bring the body back to my master, like a kitten” Imagine if Kevin was a hitman

[@imaad1105]

a hitten if you will

[@APersonOnYouTubeX]

Hey Kevin get the head of EAs ceo

[@cormacroberts1432]

Is it just me or is Kevin strangely good at making up little songs

[@AleeraGorvan]

“You’ve seen a ship, with shamrock-green sails, that’s crewed by some damned lunatics and captained by a man so crazy, that Hell itself spat him back out?” Well, as of now, I have not. But I am very excited for Kevin’s version of the Jackdaw. And, once he’s commandeered himself a ship, it’s also finally time for shanties!

[@wanderingbufoon]

People think a pirate's life is all about the plundering but it's all about the SEA SHANTIES

[@AlaReDuS]

Real shit right here. Cultured af.

[@turtle8558]

Nope it's about, avoiding scurvy

[@disc0carp3t]

whenever i play black flag all i do is aimlessly sail and sing sea shanties

[@rachell.5555]

My favorite thing about Kevin playing the AC games is that he thinks the Animus is called the Anime. I just love it

[@zackcasey6890]

Best quote " Aw God the anime did damage to him."

[@Sentariana]

Just so you know, it's a running gag - he knows what it really is.

[@bman2cool4u68]

Kevin is best anime

[@emoharalampiev1590]

LMAO he doesn't think, it's a joke.

[@pablomylovemarryme3495]

kevin accidentally calling his swords guns reminds me that there are sword guns in that game

[@ThatSherbieGuy]

“I’ll just Batman my way out of here!” *throws money* Psst, Kevin, you’re supposed to Batman it, not Bruce Wayne it!

[@adamhogan5442]

That's gotta be the best irish man I've ever seen

[@1umbreon4life]

So it would seem :)

[@peytonellis8914]

So it would seem...

[@tameoregano5006]

So it would seem!?

[@adamhogan5442]

So it would seem!!!

[@IamaPERSON]

So it would seem!

[@Pandasu28]

Imagine Kevin having a pirate crew consisting of Jim, Turg, Default, and himself.

[@claytonmurray537]

And their nemesis, Extreme Griefer Blackbeard!

[@GeneralBuzzKiII]

Pretty sure that no matter what the lower decks would still be "The basement"

[@6idiotsinabunker59]

Turggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

[@yuki97kira]

"Wheres the captain?" "Captain assass in a mission to assassinate someone"

[@kylemotonaga8717]

"there once was a ship put to sea and unfortunately is was sailed by me" ... why was that actually really good

[@yallowapples]

This makes me miss the Sea of Thieves/Pirates of the Caribbean streams, before Kevin understood Twitch’s copyright rules so we listened to Ocean Man constantly

[@dianab3005]

Same! Those were the days.

[@joshandrew31]

"Don't take me out of the anime... " Kevin is the best pirate ever.

[@bensmith1491]

“Ah, but you have heard of me?” “Yes... you keep saying “Hey there friends, my name is Kevin””.

[@cyber_demon_583]

I love how kevin becomes wario when he got caught

[@aubreykristene]

I was scrolling through the comments looking for this exactly

[@biga5227]

I can just picture him trying to attack a giant warship...in a row boat. “HAND OVER YOUR TREASU-“ *gets blasted by a cannon*

[@frankwoods1531]

Reminds me of the Gentleman Pirate

[@anthognome]

Even on the ocean, vehicles try to crash into Kevin. The man's cursed.

[@canonator176tech7]

Underrated

[@MaxBack221]

The guy who does the pirate impression when you first exit the animus is also in the first watch dogs game, there is a mission where you assassinate him. Later in AC4 you are told he went to Chicago (where watch dogs takes place) and no one has heard from him since.

[@AngelicHunk]

God, Black Flag is such a great game. I remember playing it before school when snow gave us a delay...then playing it nonstop on the weekend.

[@Olivia-ek9ib]

The game crashing as soon as you try to play multiplayer is an accurate representation of me trying to socialize...

[@Input-um5et]

Kevin is the guy who looks in a mirror every morning and say to himself "you sit in front of a camera all day, sayin whatever random bullshit that comes to mind, and everyone feckin loves it"

[@FishInDaToilet]

"assass"

[@Metzli]

"Dream job" xD

[@lupusinvictus2229]

"The anime did damage to him." - Kevin

[@mundanephysics521]

How did Kevin manage to break this game in less than a minute? Classic Kevin.

[@nicholasdelpizzo1594]

Not surprising that Kevin wanted to become a pirate by wanting to watch Take Me Out, it’s his newest addiction, but what is surprising is that Kevin didn’t post among us on the day the new map came out

[@henrynase7712]

He is making one just he has to film and edit the video

[@StartledOctopus]

I'm expecting the Among Us video tomorrow, he'd be playing it right now

[@Kiwidimer]

What about among us?

[@whiteychampion]

Ireland is in a different time zone. They are at least a week behind the rest of the world. He’ll play it when the carrier pigeon tells him it’s available.

[@lowqualitypaddler]

@@Kiwidimer i think there was a new amogus map that released yesterday

[@Oversamma]

How is it Kevin is able to break literally every single game he touches? It is a gift.

[@neonbunnies9596]

12:53 Kevin exposes himself secretly being Waluigi

[@nicoolive7613]

I can't stop laugh for his reaction! XD

[@zachary7508]

"You're the worst pirate I've ever heard of" "But you've heard of me"

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"The worse pirate you've ever heard of" With Jim Pickens as the captain he would do a great slave for him

[@thebrad1134]

captain*

[@sxmfr_]

Heard*

[@S_R_S08]

King of the seven seas

[@h.crolland9722]

Hi idk if Kevin will ever see this but I think he'd like to play Vampire: the Masquerade: Bloodlines. It's a 2001 vampire game and he'd get to suck on rats in a sewer for the whole video if he'd like!

[@Bumsbert30006]

Hey hey People

[@wasabibird_4246]

I bet he'd love clan malkavian or nosferatu lol

[@lupusinvictus2229]

@@Bumsbert30006 Sseth and Kevin would be the most ambitious crossover

[@fiker0818]

Imagine a series of Kevin playing Assassin's Creed

[@KuueenKumi]

I would welcome that.

[@TheJStale]

Kevin has quickly become one of my favorite KZbinrs. I just discovered him and subscribed to him late last year and every day I come home from work and I get on here, I have like tons of tabs open of different CMK videos. When I get off to go to bed, I seem to have even more tabs open than when I started (or videos stashed in my Bookmarks bar) because I will keep opening new ones from the recommended videos on the right. Love what you do, Kevin! Much love and respect!

[@cowboyanxiety]

i remember being surprised that i actually LOVED this game when it came out. i got it very cautiously, worried it wasnt gonna be all that good but i legitimately had so much fun, its genuinely a really fun game lmao that aside - love how kevin starts up the game and its broken RIGHT off the bat. absolutely beautiful.

[@EMS12000]

Kevin drifting the boat while singing a sea chantey is something that I needed and didn't know until now

[@NJ-mo2iw]

The sound when the words "Ubisoft Presents" appears, is a genuine reaction to the word, Ubisoft...

[@TheSwampsteve]

My favorite part of this is Kevin calling the Animus the anime

[@itsnickynono]

I love that every time Kevin plays a really popular game for the first time, it’s always filled with bugs and gives him a completely different experience 😂

[@Masterlebrainrot00]

7:50 Kevin is revealed to be the captain of the Ever Given boat on the suez canal

[@ggchad3739]

Love how Kevin didn’t question how Edward literally got shot in the lung and walked it off

[@justinlennen6019]

Kevin’s slow glance at the camera is everything

[@EMS12000]

"Follow and I'll kill you!" Kevin: "Perfect! Delighted! I'll keep following you then" That's Kevin for you, he always goes relentlessly to death

[@auntchilada8635]

The thought of Kevin as a pirate is a truly terrifying thing

[@badluckboi9149]

Yessir

[@theCinator]

In a good way tho 😂

[@mmc8530]

Why is "Ye old uber" fucking taking me out🤣🤣🤣

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

"I don't think I've heard anyone be called a shitbird before." I have! Kenny calls that Russian kid a shitbird in The Walking Dead S2 game.

[@darth-severus]

They both say shitbird.. kenway.. kenny... Kenny is Edward Kenway reincarnated!

[@diabolicalfox]

Kevin singing an impromptu sea shanty is my new favorite thing

[@opokurt]

Captain Kevin, the pirate who couldn't figure out how to be a pirate

[@djwethat2679]

More like bore ragnarok

[@dathunter1331]

"Are you high, or am i high??" No, im high lmao

[@OlaftheGreat]

"I don't know if I've done something wrong with the game is broken?" The answer is yes

[@LordAngryGopnik]

"The anime did damage to him" - Kevin 2021

[@NightcoreDemon]

"Are you high or am I high?" Oh Kevin he's clearly higher than you.

[@Idka1920]

This is absolutely my favorite assassins creed game and the story is unlike anything I’ve ever seen I’m so glad you played it granted 9 months ago but still

[@firewolf0065]

"I really like this following system" Good for u, because there's gonna be a lot more missions like that

[@kaih1555]

and after all these years, the crime that finally gets kevin caught is pirating content to create pirate content.

[@XraynPR]

If Kevin was transported to the One Piece world, he'd eat a Devil Fruit and get food poisoning instead of any powers.

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

9:27: "We have a meeting with HR" Don't you mean H-AAAAAAAAAAR! ?

[@davooooooooo]

AC 4 is my favorite of all time, glad you're playing it!

[@Saedris]

When Kevin talks normally, he sounds more like a pirate when he doesn't use the pirate voice

[@lumethecrow9808]

"That's gotta be the worst pirate I've ever seen." "So it would seem..."

[@redgang3848]

Kevin's power to break games as soon as plays is the best 😂

[@SylviaRustyFae]

15:00 What i absolutely love about this is that Kevin used stealth here in the same way ive used it in Thief Simulator xD Hide in a closet on the other side of the house (or just next door cuz they nvr see that comin) and also hidin by standin on the roofs of certain houses by jumpin from fences or usin gutters even. A flawless stealth technique that has been passed down the ages from assassins and pirates and ninjas to modern day thiefs and hitmen

[@EmileHighClub]

0:02 ive only just noticed the pirate guy looks a lot like borat 😂

[@sophianighart5371]

That's Tom Kenny, not Borat

[@beagleuk3233]

"He's having a whale of a time" Lost my shit

[@tippytops5032]

"Let's Batman our way out of this." *Throws money everywhere*

[@nickolasyg]

"I gotta get that sugar" -Sugar Kev

[@sashat3632]

"I wanna go in the anime" me too kevin, me too

[@YoshiH04]

Those whistle sounds have been burned into my memory

[@thecryptidGrey]

I have played this game so much and have yet to experience a single bug. Then Kevin plays it.

[@rileynorth8813]

Bruh that lil sea shanty freestyle at 7:38 actually slapped

[@TrickyTalon23]

Kevin: let me know if you want to see more assassin‘s creed 2 fans: we want to see more assassin‘s creed 2! Kevin: *starts new assassin‘s creed game* Fans: ...

[@MaddieThePancake]

"But you have heard of me."

[@Sharty_McFly]

Anyone else think that Kevin should play Sid Meiers Pirates? I think he would enjoy it. Especially neglecting your crew and getting them killed lmao

[@xxfloppypillowxx]

Idk why Kevin, the man who breaks all games, would dare even go NEAR a Ubisoft game. They break even under ideal conditions much less with Kevin at the helm

[@gluehandsluke8477]

Kevin broke the game before the first objective. That's gotta be a new record.

[@rafaela00002]

the amount of joy that seeing kevin playing ac games brings me is unmatched

[@alikon07]

Black flag is the best game in the franchise. Would love for Kevin to make this into a video series

[@ykomat6860]

Jack Sparrow is rolling in his grave watching Kevin

[@to_scol3687]

WHERE WAS THE HEADPHONE SNAP KEVIN, WHERE WAS IT.

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Yesssss you're FINALLY dipping into the Assassin's Creed rabbit hole and it's everything I ever wanted 😁😍🙏

[@nashdunn5418]

Loved black flag, probably my favorite in the series. But now its even better with the narration

[@C2theJ22]

Well coming from a guy who has played Black Flag since early 2014, here are the bugs I found in the years playing through: If you want to try these, I recommend you do try, but I’m uncertain if they were patched since I haven’t touched the game recently, (Late 2020), but Black Flag being old, I’d say the glitches are fine. I found all of these on my own, and haven’t spoken about it until now, and I even gave them cheesy names. (Timed short infinite knockout) When in combat against a large group of enemies, shoot your pistol, switch to fists, silent takedown an enemy and you’ll be able to shoot enemies as long as they’re in range while knocking out an enemy. (Desync rocks) There are three rock glitch locations that throw you out of bounds and desync you Some are out at sea (Blackbeard Lives to Tell The Tale) If you shoot Blackbeard in the ambush mission before the cutscene where he dies is triggered, he gets stabbed, but his character gets back up and begins to fight again *WARNING this is nearly impossible to do since the camera is a bit buggy* This next one is for the combatants they know what they’re doing, since I always rush into combat fist first. If you played any ac game except the newer ones, you’ll understand this: (Death’s Blossom Cutscene) Without getting hit you can get a killstreak where you instantly kill/knockout enemies. If you understand that, then you’ll get this. If you get a double block pop up, there is a short cutscene where you kill/knock out both enemies. When this triggers, you can knock out enemies instantly outside the cutscene as long as the camera is moving around. To do this, get a kill streak, when given the double block, switch primary weapons, then swiftly double block, then spam the attack button and a large amount of enemies around you will die. *DOES NOT WORK WITH MUSKETS OR FLINTLOCKS* (The Flying Dutchman) You can send your ship flying, but this will desync you (ram into the back of a ship full speed, instantly slow down to lowest amount and turn left or right, speed up again) basically you want the front side of your ship to be at their back, when they turn, it’ll throw you out and in the opposite direction. (Nature’s Toll) When going harpoon fishing, you can time a double harpoon throw that is VERYY unlikely for anyone to hit (0.5 sec timeframe) that instantly kills any harpoon activity animal (Fortune’s Embrace) If you dig up treasure while being followed by an enemy, lose sight of them, but make sure they’re near the dig site, go to dig spot and shoot near them, as soon as you see the red marker above their heads, BUT BEFORE you hear the enemy alerted noise, make sure to dig, and it’ll give you basically an infinite amount of gold (ranging from 600,000 to 1,250,500). It may crash your game if the enemy decides to hit you, since you are mid cutscene, but most the time they wait patiently and swing at you, but they cancel their attack midway through.

[@georgeevangelinos7392]

"The worst pirate you've ever heard of" But we have heard of you

[@Jay-rf6ov]

I'M GONNA CRY OMG Thank you for playing Black Flag Kevin 😢

[@sponken6670]

Kevin: “I kinda like this following system” Me, getting Vietnam flashbacks from the main missions in this game: “You won’t”

[@rainbowunikat3903]

It’s always great how broken the AI in this game is you have people floating, ascending to heaven, getting caught in the ship, randomly deciding to toss themselves into the ocean.