Assassins Creed Valhalla in a Nutshell

Today we play Assassins Creed Valhalla.
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[@lucwijngaard8413]

I love that almost every game nowadays has large quantities of water, not long before dehydration will be no more in this world!

[@aaronnou2127]

Yessir

[@robertm5642]

Is is a game based around vikings, is be disappointed if there was no accessible water

[@deadlydino15]

I love water physics and graphics in games, something about it is so calming!

[@willjames3735]

That’s ridiculous, seawater is not drinkable.

[@LillWawrence]

Apparently by 2050, water will actually be the most valuable/demanded resource in the world. So yeah

[@sgg3586]

*Kills civilian during literal viking raid* Game: "UH OH! That's a no-no, you're not allowed to murder people during your literal raiding and pillaging of their homes."

[@AlexBrown230]

Good thing vikings irl never killed civilians raiding.

[@lebenwielary7878]

@@AlexBrown230 man, imagine If they did so... would've been gruesome

[@JaelaOrdo]

Gotta love ubisofts dedication to historical accuracy

[@WeegeeSlayer123]

Technically Assassins Creed games have always forbade the player character from killing civilians. However they definitely should have allowed it in this game.

[@l-shadow1775]

AC rogue lets u kill civilians but u will get bounty hunters if u do so

[@50shekels]

Civilian casualties will result in desynchronization *CONFUSED SCANDINAVIAN SCREAMING*

[@doublesalopetoimcre]

type Screaming Marmot in youtube

[@Lajosen]

VAAA?

[@strider7236]

🤣🤣

[@Dragos442]

of course, you're supposed to enslave them...let me guess, can't do that either

[@handlevognhandlevognsen3128]

HVAAAAA FAEEEEN HVORFOR KAN JEG IKKE DREPE USKYLDIGE MENNESKER SÅNN SOM FORFEDRENE MINE GJORDE!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!

[@dot2225]

This is Assassins Creed, don’t kill civilians! Also: This is a Viking game! don’t... kill civilians?

[@mrenigma1564]

it's a viking assassin game so yeah don't kill civilians because assassins don't kill civilians so damn obvious

[@mikehockburns2146]

At least it isn't Odyssey where you Slaughter like 50 highly trained spartan soldiers in a city, just to have some jackass farmer try to take you on with a fucking shovel

[@dot2225]

@@mrenigma1564 You’re joking?

[@mrenigma1564]

@@dot2225 i'm pretty sure i'm not

[@dot2225]

@@mrenigma1564 Well why would a viking not kill civilians? And viking assassins... I’m actually laughing. This games dumb.

[@djpup5384]

Did you know that 90% of you reading this aren’t hydrated, I’m not angry I’m just disappointed

[@Star_Killer]

sorry dad :(

[@djpup5384]

@@Star_Killer go get some water and I will forgive you my son

[@liamwilliams8529]

haha currently drinking the arctic ocean bot

[@djpup5384]

@@liamwilliams8529 good boy papa peli would be proud

[@mansonsacidtrip6862]

I drink 3 or 4 liters of water a day I think I'm good

[@aidanmonroe5580]

I've taken to injecting copious amounts of water into random stranger's bloodstreams. This ensures vampires stay sufficiently hydrated.

[@ModestPelican]

dam this is a man who knows what the people want

[@blob9645]

@@ModestPelican dams help make electricity AND keep people hydrated, so Epic pog.

[@thebestever3957]

@@ModestPelican you right

[@Mohamedo2007]

I am the 400 liker of this comment and the 150 liker of modest pelican gaming’s comment but yet nobody asked

[@aidanmonroe5580]

@@Mohamedo2007 and I am the first liker of this comment and thank you dude

[@MannspreadVonCarstein]

For everyone complaining about the "No killing civilians" thing, this is actually historically accurate. What raiders would actually do is capture the civilians alive and take them back across the North Sea to be sold into slavery. However, there's no slavery mechanic in Valhalla. 2/10.

[@jedisofus]

Yes nice

[@drcola143]

@@svenkip-fm2xz woah calm down there buddy

[@katrinepetersen2566]

Slaves where preffered, but you have to break a few eggs. I remember, hearing about a viking with the nickname ‘child-lover’, because he refused to kill children. Therefore, we must assume civilian lives where not a priority unless they where in a proper age and Health for slavery.

[@leoffemiruen2028]

they probably killed the men and the old then rape the women then the children and the women will be sold for slavery. But Vikings only seek raiding as a "final option" for survival.

[@olf7olf72]

@@leoffemiruen2028 no, spme did it for the money

[@ermwhatdaheck]

"This looks so sick I can't wait to roleplay a merciless Viking raiding and pillaging!" *Civilian casualties will result in desynchronization* "oh"

[@playgog2678]

Is that enough for you not to get the game?

[@jordonc715]

Why is it you can murder every last person in a city in AC oddessy but in Valhalla you kill 2 people and it's back to the last checkpoint, so dumb...

[@jamestoye9251]

It’s because they weren’t merciless and didn’t kill randomly and unnecessary

[@NapoleonBonaparde]

@@jamestoye9251 They were raiding tribal savages what they didn't kill they kidnapped.

[@jamestoye9251]

@@NapoleonBonaparde they weren’t savages they were looking for a new home yes they raid but if they were to see children they would start slashing them

[@Katanaz]

As long as you stay hydrated the game doesn’t matter

[@ModestPelican]

true mate, true.

[@ambrozoblak7371]

As each year passes by assassin's creed becomes less of an assassin's creed and more of a completly other game...

[@ampspoon680]

Tru

[@ampspoon680]

The only thing assassins creed is climbing

[@Matt-td8xw]

Yeah, i love those games but they definally aren't assasin's creed no more

[@confused3625]

In my opinion origins was the last assassins creed game that was about an assassin

[@justsomerandompigeon5080]

Just wait till assassins creed Templar. Don’t even have assassin training, just the sword and god on your side.

[@zachpittman6757]

Love how Ubisoft somehow managed to make a viking game out of reused assets from ancient Greece

[@asterion2499]

how

[@jume1019]

​@@asterion2499 he prob means all the ruins that were left over by *romans*

[@horizon5856]

Vikings found those statues and probably kept them, just like we do with statues or paintings from ancient times. Same with the buildings, out here in Europe it's quite common to see historical or ancient roman or Greek buildings preserved in capitals or big cities, most often used for important functions like parliament or town halls. So if these buildings are still here right now they were also still there when the vikings arrived in these areas Cut the hate for no reason

[@mvximus3188]

​@jume1019 well the Roman's controlled England for a while

[@TheZandaz]

This mod for Odyssey has incredible production value. Respect to the modders

[@van5395]

No. Just no.

[@leedan6618]

It’s so much better than the abomination that was assassins creed odyssey.

[@yo-nq9wr]

@@leedan6618 yes

[@leonsvendsen]

Dude you totally forgot that Valhalla is a AC Origins Mod added upon it's already existing Odyssey Mod.

[@mvximus3188]

​@@leedan6618dude odyssey is amazing

[@leonskennedy64]

Every time Papa Pali uploads, I thank my dad for using a broken condom on that fateful day, so I can be here now to enjoy all the hydrated Christian content

[@ModestPelican]

dam that's a wholesome story ty for sharing mate.

[@maxschulz6764]

@@mogul188 what

[@bigdadddyd123]

My GF: I might not be hydrated but I’m high, that’s half way there.

[@eeee3029]

Im going to use this some day

[@50shekels]

@@ateez4thgenleaders cringe

[@blakbear6528]

you have a girlfriend?

[@mr.giraffe5838]

Your girlfriend is wrong. That's one quarter of the way there. 'Hy'-dr-at-ed. :)

[@mr.giraffe5838]

@KEANU MCGUIRE True that, true that. Kudos mate.

[@Nanocon1]

Imagine the lads rolling up with a battering ram and you just go round and open the gate before they can use it.

[@Cryptixpx]

“But seals don’t belong on land, what fun.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@nicolasalvarado8489]

Pov: Youre really early but dont know what to comment

[@ModestPelican]

I see you

[@gutzyslippery1919]

@@ModestPelican what about me i drink lots of water

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

Thinking about something to comment and then instantly forgetting it is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@viewer174]

You're* wouldn't want you to be wrong

[@Marcus01285]

@@ModestPelican no modest pelican, I read you

[@hollyneal355]

“Game of Thrones season 8 hurt me more than my childhood trauma ever could.” I felt that.

[@breakhands01]

Game of thrones is shit

[@hydreigon2709]

@Kyel ! yeah predicted it after season 7, which also sucked bad. My friends didnt see it at the time, but after ep3 of season 8, they kinda got the hint

[@MrRyanS1983]

When he said “sweet sweet raw materials” I heard Sweet sweet ramen noodles! I must be hungry.

[@user-wc4bm5qi9k]

And dehytraded

[@mrsupperman2678]

That 99 mining Runescape reference gave me Flashbacks :(

[@connorgolden4]

Yesterday my friend had to put his 16 year old cat down. He was really sad so I went over and shoved him in his pool till he stopped crying...and moving. Now he’s both hydrated and happy.

[@e-moneygains3586]

👏🥺

[@idkwtcm984]

What a wonderful story you did what you had to mate

[@abirmawi2808]

Good job brother

[@blair9689]

Almost believable.

[@L___LL]

The world needs more people like you

[@oofboi4209]

You know it’s gonna be a good video when you hear “hi lads and lasses”

[@weebkid5447]

This is my comment tho

[@ModestPelican]

legend :)

[@ed5806]

So every video 😳

[@CTS712]

@@ed5806 exactly

[@oofboi4209]

@@ed5806 big smort

[@Dnumber1videos]

I thought this was going to be a serious review summarizing the most important aspects of the game, I was pleasently surprised

[@Zhy-Fi.X]

The “don’t kill any civilians” rule is normal, since… Yeah… Eivor is supposed to be the good boi and all...

[@AverageAlien]

Yeah because they totally cared about people's feelings, especially when they were conquering and looting and raiding those people

[@vlorbmik-gooning]

@@AverageAlien don’t worry he said sorry after burning down their homes

[@blazingbalo1409]

The fact u can’t kill civilians in a Viking game !!!

[@sk8ermGs]

What an abortion this game is

[@AlexBrown230]

Come on guys we all know vikings never did that, i mean sure they took slaves, looted and pillaged but kill civilians? Never, not even indirectly.

[@sk8ermGs]

@@AlexBrown230 please tell me you’re joking

[@AlexBrown230]

@@sk8ermGs No i'm totally serious, vikings only looted, pillaged and took slaves but they always left people alive, they never killed any civilians ever. I'm not being sarcastic at all.

[@sk8ermGs]

@@AlexBrown230 you are most definitely wrong there friend

[@wave6548]

You know your early when he’s replying so much what a legend stay hydrated

[@ModestPelican]

you're the legend mate.

[@tuff_kat914]

@@ModestPelican papa im drinking water

[@ghostbuddy3106]

@@ModestPelican i see what you did there. legendary mate!

[@wesleyc8101]

I love modest pelican commentary. It’s very unique. I get a good chuckle here and there.

[@shushilkabir1330]

"Because Assassins Creed" literally the most relatable line.

[@justamanofculture12]

Lol ikr 😂

[@shouryasingh6815]

Before you scroll down, take a sip of god's nectar STAY HYDRATED.

[@LakshyaD]

thanks bhai

[@bP-yr3po]

Why would you withhold such crucial information?

[@RyanWhyan]

intro idea: hello lads and lasses, modest pelican here, if you enjoy this video, please become the pope of the vatican and rewrite the bible to prove that god is in fact a pelican, as this would really help spread the good word of my channel

[@haitex6296]

Fantastic

[@Iraqi_TopG]

*wheeze*

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

Take my money, you genius

[@leoadams3040]

I was going to say something like that

[@seeyouaround223]

I hope we see this next video

[@dragonrex25]

This guys commentary is hilarious - well done for keeping this entertaining

[@jesseweenk]

Actually the first 'review' channel/video that has me laughing a lot throughout the video. I really love it thank you

[@ren4issance-754]

Papa pelican: **commits arson** Papa Pelican: so anyway yeah, I’m a model citizen.

[@Jay-vq5wc]

when you mum says the boilers broke : my mum 😭 : me : we can’t DRINK EVERYTHING!!

[@b00sh1]

i really lost it at 1:39 bruh he just absolutly obilderates this smal fishing boat

[@rebis9140]

It warms my heart to see so many of us spreading the word of hydration. I am glad I am hydrated today, I wouldn't have been if Papa Peli didn't remind us. It's confusing that I never knew that when people said Jesus would come back from the dead, it would be an Australian Pelican. At least he is spreading the good word.

[@eytcyfvgkjhlnj]

Just watching and today my English teacher actually said “Stay classy” at the end of class. Good to know that he’s staying hydrated and spreading the good word of the channel

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

Assassin's Creed is a good french fries.

[@adedhuman9582]

Uh...ok Ok i understood that reference, Gato tryna pull a sneaky

[@firefoxmd420]

Secret message received

[@obegappy]

Hehe

[@fire-typhoon123]

Its the special secret way of communication of the brotherhood

[@Response1980]

2 years later and this is still one of the best Assassin Creed videos on KZbin

[@sng3939]

Civilian lives were not vikings priority, well at least the “good ones” i.e the Raven clan. In the cinematic trailer, there is a shot where eivor spares some civilians and tells them to leave. This is also highlighted in the game with the “killing civilians will result in desynchronisation” as it’s not accurate to eivor

[@edwardvermillion8807]

what i loved about that bit was that it was a woman and two young kids. they've just killed her husband and burned her village, but, yeah, let em go and starve in the woods because we have hearts of gold...

[@ori8107]

hey man, i usually have a comment about dehydration and stuff, but im going through some tough stuff recently and i wanna thank you because your videos make my day every time you upload, keep it upand dont let haters bring you down!

[@daddytoesgaming8755]

I love this non suspicious English speaking pelican

[@ModestPelican]

ty mate

[@daddytoesgaming8755]

@@ModestPelican thanks for replying to my comment you just made my day keep going with the vids...have a good one and stay hydrated

[@originalyoutubenamethatsag6321]

same

[@ShortKidThatBeAnnoying]

I just realized I was drinking water right before modest pelican got recommended to me. I was ready for this

[@everythingmanny]

3:58 I died laughing so hard 😂😂😂

[@mr.avocado8369]

Intro idea: hey lads and lasses modest pelican here, please go to college and become a teacher and make a school called Pelican Paradise and teach kids that pelicans are the the true bird and to kill any others on sight. This will really help support my channel.

[@percyjackson1307]

Dam, I thought I was ballsy doing it with the lights on. You do it with the curtains open. You earn my respect.

[@Brodieexe]

I laid down at like 3am last night and watched your channel peli, I laid in bed put on my blanket and grabbed a bottle of water and watched your vid, while watching I felt genuinely happy and for the first time in weeks not stressed, thanks for the content, have a great year mate

[@thursday1576]

so finally I found a solid explanation what this game is all about. Thank U so much.

[@alexdutoit340]

6:03 really starting to sound like a real estate agent there

[@jacobymeyer5953]

This is just a friendly reminder to never simp for girl and to always stay hydrated

[@50shekels]

Never spend your diamonds on a hoe. Always make a pickaxe

[@kimberlybass7445]

Great job building those wells, "gotta stay hydrated ". You Legend

[@MMMKKK11145]

Congrats on 900k ! Yay

[@arthurmorgan6594]

Intro Idea: Hi lads and lasses, Modest Pelican here. If you enjoyed this video, Please go to the flat earth society and force them change their theory from a flat earth to a pelican beak shaped earth as it really helps spreading the good world of my channel

[@orestisgeorgatos6725]

wouldn't work its a mouthfull

[@RyanWhyan]

bro idk what ur talking about, they did change their theory to that thx to u, good job mate this comment got me all like hahahahaha : ) it got da funnis

[@arthurmorgan6594]

@@RyanWhyan I under the unfortunate circumstances of dehydration wrote that stuff. I don't remember nothing

[@RyanWhyan]

@@arthurmorgan6594 well next time make sure to stay hydrated mate : )

[@arthurmorgan6594]

@@RyanWhyan Of Course. Frequently drinking water between beers is Papa Peli's Playbook Rule #69

[@obiwankenobi6930]

When youre so early so you just write: If you arrived to the end: congrats be safe and stay hydrated.

[@blob9645]

Thanks dude, 'preciate it.

[@tjtiger706]

Subbed after the first video I’ve ever watched can’t wait for more.

[@ksmooth7667]

I love the raiding unlike other games your crew actually comes off the boat with you

[@Jake-tw8qr]

"Also, wow, i guess we used all the pillows and blanket for HER california king bed." I legit spit my food out.

[@eugkra33]

Gotta admit that's a really well animated pet cat.

[@bimmerman6886]

I love that "Wotah" !! Keep uploading love ya !

[@RamblinRider]

You are the absolute legend sir

[@realhouston8156]

Just a friendly reminder to stay Sufficiently hydrated at all times have a great day

[@Asa.401]

So true

[@seeyouaround223]

I'm so hydrated that that I'm here a month late

[@donlothario8584]

I'm opening up my mind to more than the gtav and hitman content on this channel and I'm liking it

[@CChaoSheng]

I don’t game, looking into this game for the vikings but looooool your commentary. You are a beautiful person.

[@juiceofsnafu2344]

I’m in the middle of class but this is for sure prioty

[@ModestPelican]

ty mate

[@juiceofsnafu2344]

@zac elbey yeah I didn’t know how to spell it but i wanted to show support anyways

[@jusles2203]

my aunt was yelling at me this morning but luckily im aware that its just her body distressing over her lethal levels of dehydration, i proceeded to do what any skilled medical professional would do and unziped my fly to give her a sip of some chemically altered water. Together we can end world dehydration.

[@fluffything7134]

☠️

[@mr.giraffe5838]

The village is nothing if they don't stay hydrated. VIKINGS, DRINK YOUR WATER!

[@judddavidson1478]

luv ya vid mate getting close 1mil ay

[@kylewhite7367]

When you get to a modest pelican video early just so he can see your comment on how good he is: Happy pelican noises

[@ModestPelican]

you legend mate :)

[@a3511a]

I’m going to dress up as Papa Peli for Halloween and only ask for water instead of candy

[@Alphakryptik]

Mr Ballen kinda intro. Dude love you vids, you sarcasm is brilliant

[@sh4y_le3]

I been playing this the whole week and watching you tubers play it this has to be the best one

[@willjsky]

This was hilarious! You just sold me completely on the game xD

[@Levi_I27I]

Monetization is cool, but hydration is cooler, and that’s facts :)

[@ModestPelican]

very true

[@Instantout]

Can’t finish the video it’s too funny lmao! 😂☠️ I need some recovery time. Also to stay hydrated.

[@everythingmanny]

This review is so funny and humorous I just had to sub up

[@doccock2115]

Imagine if this game had the for honor fighting system.

[@nohonor6271]

Honestly i wouldn't be mad if they merged for honor and AC

[@Winterfellen]

Nothing like being a Viking like taking orders from a woman who never existed.

[@Halo_Legend]

And killing women leaders who didn't exist either. Nothing like the good old historical revisionism 😏

[@DenAssassin]

So much for,”historical accuracy”

[@baqikenny]

@@DenAssassin a diehard save attempt

[@AhbibHaald]

Assassin's creed never attempted to be 100% historically accurate. What kind of historically accurate game has holograms, ancient anthropomorphic beings, various apocalypses, and a chip inside every human?

[@geauxtigers9609]

Nothing like whining about women

[@gauravh5961]

Your commentary is just amazing....love the videos😀😀

[@Hepheat75]

I always enjoy these vids

[@timtams5283]

yea it looks like the same old ubisoft creed games.. empty open world with nothing interesting where you chase after icons and meaningless loot

[@SubtitledArabicSongs]

As opposed to the meaningful loot.

[@Halo_Legend]

@@SubtitledArabicSongs Big time

[@clairvoyance672]

You’re the type of person to skip dialogues and cutscenes

[@Diego-oy5uk]

You got right on the dot

[@Diego-oy5uk]

@@clairvoyance672 you should with Ubisoft gams

[@tayojb]

bruh

[@tayojb]

also first but im not bragging

[@kiggaboi3417]

3rd

[@skippydinglechalk5589]

👍🏼

[@justinslaughter8933]

Bruh

[@RebelliousPSK]

@@kiggaboi3417 hes first

[@keeeeegs]

This was actually funny af my dude. Never heard of you until now but you got a New Sub!

[@bugsysnaps1838]

You had my subscription at barneys tramp stamp and Jesus's face tattoos 😂❤

[@harshitsinghkalsi7833]

I was waiting for your take on this after watching Jackfrags' Video earlier today🤠

[@ModestPelican]

hope you enjoy it mate :D

[@harshitsinghkalsi7833]

Love your work you bloody legend😄🙏🏼

[@jackoshea4772]

bruh momento

[@Ninj4Cr0w]

your jokes slap me right in the face i never expect them love it man keep it up :)

[@idjles]

Welcome to Australian humour - self-effacing and you never see the joke coming - very different from British humour, which likes absurdity, and unlike US humour which is mostly obvious - they laugh because they saw the joke before it happened - it makes them feel smart.

[@smilesthenarrator]

Just found this channel, instant subscriber

[@user-zn6xl7bx1s]

"Civilian casualties will result in desynchronization" But in Odyssey, you could do that... Are you telling me being able to kill civilians as an ancient greek is alright, but not as a *Viking* ?!

[@waqargreenone4589]

how is youtube even allowing that profile name

[@froid0003]

in valhalla you are an assassin, in odyssey no

[@user-zn6xl7bx1s]

@@froid0003 you do know that both games rely on a skill tree, meaning you can go as a warrior in Valhalla as well?

[@froid0003]

@@user-zn6xl7bx1s even if you choose play as a warrior style, eivor still are an assassin and the creed says to not kill inocent so it make sense

[@warrewall5436]

You could do a lot of shit in odyssey, like jump off Taygetos and not die

[@theonefrancis696]

"Civilian casualties will result in desyncronization" I'm not buying this game.

[@GameLorePage]

Seriously, that was it for me. Not that it would be the only thing I'd do, but it's a fkn Viking game...

[@obamium9692]

@@GameLorePage better than having an awful bounty system where you get 2 mercenaries coming after you for literally self defense

[@faryd7067]

@@GameLorePage its an assassins creed game. not a viking game.

[@kanglongshankz3313]

@@faryd7067 I think the selling point was that it's a viking game, not an assassin's creed game.

[@faryd7067]

@@kanglongshankz3313 Yep. but in the end it's an Assassin's creed game. The problem here is Ubisoft trying to please everyone, the marketing of this game was awful

[@vlaaad5160]

Almost at a million subs, youve come so far papa peli.

[@patrickdickson6935]

The commentary is epic hahah

I literally drowned a woman. *S H E. BE. HYDRATED. NOW. DOE*

[@jonahaskelandsviknes2178]

You hydrated her for the rest of her life

@@jonahaskelandsviknes2178 it wasn't long, but you know. The little moments mean the most...

[@jonahaskelandsviknes2178]

@ So true

[@danieloray5649]

Intro idea: how’s it going lads and lasses, modest pelican here. If you enjoy the video make sure to provide sexual favours for your principal so that he’ll tell everyone to subscribe to modest pelican gaming on the morning announcements.

[@bklf.sander]

Thats a real good one haha

[@danieloray5649]

Vulcanic Outlaw thanks

[@HorrorMood]

That "and I've made love next to a mirror" bit had me in stitches.... and also hit too close to home. :P

[@albertg947]

Best AC Valhalla commentary 🙏

[@mr.menotux760]

I play gta San Andreas with a bucket of water next to my gaming Christian set up and with my bible and listening to the smooth pelican singing a Christian song

[@cthoffman9351]

that bitcoin part aged well 😂

[@redacted8472]

Thanks for the knowledge that 50% of the people can't whistle never thougth I would learn something in a Modest Pelican video.