Asta's Crush (Honkai Star Rail)

Artist: / kulo_jawa01
Asta & March 7th: ‪@StrawberrySana‬
Caelus: ‪@allentheultimategamerreborn‬
#honkaistarrail

[@Pudding404]

March shouldn't be the one Asta should be worried about. Them trash cans are a bunch of baddies, haha.

[@Melone_the_perv]

Bitting lip while looking at the trash can 💀.

[@everythingdoesntlastforver1533]

Smash😂😂

[@cookiejam4567]

Trash cans are automatic smash

[@pitekargos6880]

​@@Melone_the_pervStelle mains be like:

[@Melone_the_perv]

@@pitekargos6880 Those Trash cans do look very Bellissimo.

[@no.notfromRDR]

I'm already waiting for a stealth mission where the trailblazer hides inside trash cans.

[@GentlemanMudkip]

"March, Im trying to sneak around, but I'm dumby thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks against the cans keeps alerting the fragmentum monsters!"

[@lordgod9958]

That's the dumpster. I mean Mc apparently recalls a video game character who jumps people out of them

[@Fukei_Mono]

Get ready for the Trailblazer Everywhere System.

[@lesleyguevarra5374]

Snake?!? What the hell are you doing in space???

[@yakuragikisaki7053]

​@@lesleyguevarra5374 follow the damn train, kaz!

[@bluesapphire170]

I love how canon established the MC as a trash panda. They just have so much personality.

[@dankemems4701]

MC is just a goblin with a bat who steals trash & has space cancer

[@jaeyyolo]

MC is just racoon at this point lmao

[@Daybreak-Five]

I'm totally expecting someone in-game to label the MC as a trash panda and the MC would either get two dialogue options; Laugh it off and accept that's what they are, or get offended because they insulted their beloved silver cans.

[@luissaumeth8000]

@@Daybreak-Five i love how both options just straight up make MC look even more like a trash panda

[@meria2082]

I’m liking the honkai star rail mc way more than the genshin mc, genshin mc doesn’t rlly show much personality at all to make you able to project onto them, but hsr mc shows personality and has interesting moments while still allowing enough room for projection

[@Zaryannn]

"you don't belong in the trash can. They're too beautiful for you" -Caelus

[@lightingbolt5603]

197 likes and no comments let me quickly change that . ( And sentence you wrote ) OH GOD DAMN !! And March was burnt to dead 💀💀

[@motokaichou2010]

not even March's perma-ice can cure that burn

[@cipher01]

Chef's kiss

[@Taleynanon]

Idrila's blessing

[@Absolute_Crimson]

Caelus got the Unspoken Rizz And Roasts March 7th at the sametime!? DAM!

[@redxd7108]

Aether is a proud dad😂😂

[@emmanuellamour737]

@@redxd7108 Preach man!

[@Aswero21]

dont forget about the trash rizz too

[@Melone_the_perv]

​@@redxd7108 Yes he is.

[@boruto536]

That's my Son. U see mfs. That's my son. U seee old man. Zongli that's my son

[@JustAnOldStone]

"Those trash cans are far more appealing than you'll ever be" WHERE IS THE LIE?!

[@ninjaboi2780]

BRO ABSOLUTELY DECIMATED HER

[@Lazer_Specter]

Lines were made to be crossed! -Caelus probably

[@ZenithintheMaking]

I mean he's completely wrong but for the sake of roasting her alive it's worth it🔥

[@flamescion5225]

​@@ZenithintheMaking so is trailblazer a pansexual?

[@ZenithintheMaking]

@@flamescion5225 He and She can be if you want him and her to be

[@DanielDaAbadSukarno]

"Wait ! Trash can is not waifu material! You can simp them!" "RULES! ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN!"

[@old_liquid]

Now I am waiting for someone draw them as girls

[@matoiryuko9444]

@@old_liquid don't think it doesn't exist until right now im sure they exist a while before the game even came out or even before the beta release

[@xboxoneyes7734]

​@@old_liquidYou now have Buffed trash cans Does that count?

[@Tayanator]

Bro is defending those trash cans.They are very pleasant when he had a schizophrenic conversation with them.

[@nevillegear830]

Its one thing to call someone trash but the fact the mc genuinely thinks trash cans has a better personally, what's makes her then 😂.

[@flamescion5225]

Trailblazer is pansexual to those Trash Cans

[@medi_cyan2213]

@@flamescion5225you mean cansexual

[@noor_xd9473]

@@flamescion5225 you mean trash sexual

[@EINWITZ]

​@@flamescion5225 nah there can sexual

[@uhhsmile1746]

lol 😂

[@kevinespares7006]

"Your Waifu is Trash" HSR MC: "Joke's On You, I'm Into That Sh*t"

[@whyyoumadbro2370]

HSR MC: "EVEN BETTER!"

[@Lemuel928]

Even Lumine fits in that description.

[@KKAnims]

Damn March. No amount of ice is gonna be enough to cool down that burn.

[@skell6134]

I mean,she surely can provide lots of ice tho

[@ophi_021]

Even than 6th phase ice won't be enough for that burn💀💀💀

[@RandomL0s3r]

A combination of the Amber Lord's Power and Shamash isn't nearly enough to output heat like Caelus' burn

[@littlemoon.2]

that was good

[@aryl]

Even being frozen in a solid block of ice again won't let her recover from that 💀💀

[@zage5495]

I love Asta’s design so bad

[@neurofiedyamato8763]

Same. Sooo pretty

[@henrybricks2953]

So true bestie

[@Amalia19]

She looks like someone who belong in the Atelier games

[@TanayVaidya]

​@@Amalia19Why does this make sense?

[@Kindi001]

​​@@TanayVaidyamaybe how sse have wand as weapon and the braid ....

[@ragnaroktheguywithcomputerhead]

Aether: my true sucessor

[@ZenithintheMaking]

Aether: My son, You....are ready

[@luissaumeth8000]

idk, he rizzed up just one woman, aether would rizz up both

[@ExiaAvalancheMkII]

in Greek myth Caelus is actually the son of Aether

[@mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305]

@@ExiaAvalancheMkII ngl that's pretty cool

[@SairinEarthsea]

​@@ExiaAvalancheMkIII just went to look it up and it's pretty much true. The part that makes it bad is that according to Greek mythology aether marries and reproduces with his own sister meaning caelus and stelle are the offspring of an incestuous relationship of lumine and aether. Ugh, I hope the weird shippers don't find out about it.

[@Konpekikaminari]

Damn, you didn't have to do best girl this dirty in the adlib But then again, trailblazers do seem to have that affinity for dirty stuff

[@tysonvienneau1830]

I love how this is the thing that the Trailblazers are memed about Freaking trash cans

[@flamescion5225]

Because they like trash can so badly that I might consider them as pansexual

[@BrndnProductions]

For Aether it was the whole 'emergency food' thing

[@reezwave]

Finally, some Caelus appreciation😊

[@Ordinary.Person.]

don't worry, most players pick caelus and content creators pick stelle, it's like that for both games.

[@odakidakida9193]

March: stop talking about trash cans, please Trailblazer: fine, I'll talk about clos-- March: why I'm still here, just to suffer?

[@Gottaloveaxolotls]

Mc: What do you mean hotel demon? If it still existed, it would fear me.

[@infinitygamecosmic9171]

Caelus: * about to start a harem* Aether (from genshin): that's my boy!!! (In greek mythology Caelus is Aether's son)

[@Anonymous-qv3tm]

Trailblazer is literally the first detective who investigates the trash cans over the crimes.😂💔

[@emmanuellamour737]

Me personally March, I would never let that slide.

[@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi]

Unlike Aether, bro is not about that harem

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

Caelus is all in on the literal trash harem instead

[@user-ck9cv2xn3q]

@@shanedoesyoutube8001 Bro him and Stelle arent about harems there about finding there there mother and getting trashcans

[@mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305]

Too busy having schizo moments

[@meifungliew1637]

Trash is better,trash will stay,trash never rejects you

[@whyyoumadbro2370]

Bro about to rizz up all the trash cans to the point he has a harem with them 🗿

[@prototype192]

finally some Caelus art, mostly I've seen Stelle everywhere. She's pretty but my boy Caelus is underrepresented

[@RIYUUmah7873]

I agree with you👍👍👍

[@jafar1176]

I feel like it's because people want to avoid "Aether/male MC bias" case this time, you can even see that hoyo itself pushing the female MC in the promo media as well, ironically the whole Aether bias case is just Hoyo using Aether as promo MC while Lumine still being fandom favorites in HSR case the male MC almost non existence for the fandom

[@mycommentisgonnaruinyourday122]

Honestly it's fair. In genshin aether got this so stelle deserves it

[@sombraelerizo]

I've been waiting for an Asta X Caelus video/art. She's underrated.

[@scammercat3960]

March it’s fine, you can be with me instead!

[@reclaimeddead]

Bruh, that was total abuse on Caelus’ part, but it’s true. Those trash can and closet interactions were insane, the objects literally made you question the fabric of reality, some made you feel like you were one with the universe, and so on. March’s 4 star ass couldn’t even begin to compete with that kind of enlightenment, or give anything on par with that, let alone afford it. The only thing she’ll have once a new 5 star character comes out and turns out to be more reliable than her ice shield is that she’s the mascot of the game. People are gonna start calling her Amber 2.0 (Trash) once that happens. That closet and trash can already left their mark in history……and in our hearts.

[@ThePandafriend]

In which way is her shield unreliable?

[@wylsonagustino7947]

Unreliable shield, eh... *smirks in attacked shielded allies would be countered* *laughs in shield taunts enemies* *Laughs harder in shield dispels debuffs* *LAUGHS MANIACALLY IN SHIELD LASTS FOR 3 TURNS*

[@malfiramadhan]

Hoping the new reliable shield 5star char is march 7th 5star ver

[@ninovito4845]

March's actually really reliable in the shielding department, but even she can't shield herself from the bullying

[@xenovious]

When they say my waifu is Trash :v Its crazy how they literally added a sparkle ✨ to the trash cans and added some random dialogue makes this one of the best things ever 😂 Mw rummaging thru amazon packages in next area Also asta and march adorbs 👌

[@SylarGKIW]

Genshin Aether: Harem man Honkai Caelus: Friendzone man

[@luissaumeth8000]

no, trash can man

[@RePhantomz]

Im always wondering about friendzone part. Has he friendzone anyone yet outside some fan art? because i dont remember he was doing that.

[@SylarGKIW]

@@RePhantomz The fandom has already made Aether a main man among all men in Genshin, where the whole world of women, and the number is 99.9% of the whole world of Genshin of females belongs only to Aether, and no one but Aether. Which is very foolish to my opinion... I don't know what happens if fandom will make Caelus the same way. It's just going to be Aether all over again. Which is i think Caelus should be the only char at best, who has... Other things in his mind, rather romanching any females he meets by fandom. But knowing the community... My hopes for better imagination & writting story, will fall down...

[@RePhantomz]

@@SylarGKIW ah in short it is just head canon and not in game lore yet. Thank god im not missing anything.

[@SylarGKIW]

@@RePhantomz Well, Aether and Lumine doesn't do things in game canon, but what community/fandom made of them, is another story. I just got used to what community made of Aether and Lumine. I'm just gonna be annoyed if Caelus will do things, just like Aether does. It's just the Genshin, but in Honkai Star Rail. Well, you can understand my words as you wish, but i think community should do something more interesting, rather repeating already famous trick. It's just... Will be boring one way or another later...

[@GamePlayShare]

Asta is underrated

[@revenge0028]

HOLY SH*T SOMEONE BRING ICE- Oh wait…

[@TokinoSora10thApostle]

When Caelus went to Belobog, he achieved his harem

[@PHSmeme]

BEHOLD,THE TRASH CANNN!!!! (+S)

[@luissaumeth8000]

and that harem was just a bunch of trash cans

[@arcadius3257]

Banger retort but definitely not based in truth 😂

[@thesmilingplanet6108]

No amount of shield points is enough to save her from that roast lol

[@SilverMain64]

HE takes the saying another man's trash is another man's treasure to a new level

[@fhen_]

man knows his priorities, trash cans will never let you down!

[@ilhanthediamondcrafter9767]

Long live the beauty of trash cans!

[@bubullus1169]

Caelus' last words before cosplaying an icepop for eternity

[@Shirayuki_39]

"Those Trash cans are far more appealing than you'll ever be" WEAKNESS BREAK 9999999

[@koharumi1]

When you play as stelle...😏

[@osciisnow]

Ngl comparing trash can to girl these day is not a hard contest, Ofc the trash can win. 😂

[@prasasti23]

Ngl I immadiately put the trash can pfp in my profile as soon as I got it

[@darkdragogameing1729]

...You did my boy Arlan dirty.

[@karusensei8281]

*March will remember that*

[@Ray_Blade]

Bro roasted march that bad 💀

[@Eeooaa59]

There are three types of shippers Garbage The ones doing actual shipping And that one guy saying that Sampo and Stelle can ship because Sampo is a trash can and MC likes trash (in other words, me)

[@NormalHuman-fv5fy]

I prefer asta and arlan

[@elementual]

Trash cans are best girl, but Asta is a close second.

[@lunala6375]

wtf March's va is on point

[@TextingAnimeTv]

0:40 wait that was also my reaction : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@KonradCurz3]

Unpopular opinion but i actually like March

[@ninjaxtiger4476]

Bro got his priorities right, those trash can IS more appealing than those two XD

[@rse.y]

anyway stelle solos 😘

[@whyyoumadbro2370]

Saying "your waifu is trash" the the HSR MC wouldn't even work as an insult. Instead, it would have the opposite effect lol!

[@ASyarifZNst]

Hahaha.... I dont know but I can Imagine what Caelus personality.... Just, Hillarious...!!!

[@theredpanda9029]

Arlan entered the chat

[@nightcorekira5787]

In the Xiaozhou LuoFou, Mc likes delivery boxes... So much that you can find one with a mini neutron bomb

[@Kiran-jd5mh]

This one is for my one and only true love ,Trash Can Trash, you're so cool And with my bat, we're gonna rule Trash, understand I'm gonna love you 'til the very end Trash can, Trash can, Trash can, Trash can, Trash can Trash can, Trash can, Trash can, Trash can, Trash can I love you, yeaaaah Trash can, Trash can, Trash can, Trash can, Trash can Trash can, Trash can, Trash can, Trash can, Trash can I love you, ooooooh March 7th, Dan Heng, and Asta too A thousand of enemies couldn't keep me from you Trash can, at the end of the line I'll make you mine, oooh Trash can, Trash can, Trash can, Trash can, Trash can Trash can, Trash can, Trash can, Trash can, Trash can I love you, ooooh Traaaaash can, TrAAaaaAsh caaan, TRAAAAAAAAASH, CAAAAAAAAaaaaannn (I just did this because I thought it would be funni) (Also I might get nuked by Nintendo but meh like I care)

[@unknownaccwan8857]

Well, i only know the loud asta... Not this super-cute female asta😂😂

[@bl4z3_kanazaki]

he is the trash cans (the best waifu) harem king :)

[@woopsloops7382]

The trainblazer has a bunch of trash cans, bro is building his whole harem.

[@Enclavefakesoldier]

Damn. Not even Natasha can heal March from that sick burn. Not even Himeko's laser can hurt that much!

[@romeozerosix4907]

March is so DEAD with that one 🤣 Destroyed Eradicated Annihilated Decimated

[@eliasacevedo5711]

Bro, why she acting so out of character

[@PsychicJaylen]

The trash cans have more rizz than the waifu's do

[@ankakinan5280]

alright dude he's basically Yu Narukami now change my mind

[@FencingFoxFTW]

That's some bretty good voice acting.

[@guillermocervisalmeron2209]

But the black guy wasn't his boyfriend?

[@SylphieeeeQT]

I'm torn in shipping the Asta with Trailblazer or Arlan, dang it..

[@martin144gaming]

I dont know what kafka did but i want to confess to asta ❤

[@themusicheart167]

March 7th now April 1st

[@GregAlloins]

Just waiting for dumpsterdivers that agree with caelus

[@bangsan0]

caelus i agree with you on that last quote, march i'll never forgive you for making us lose our kiss to dan heng

[@naikdaun2715]

Trash can always be MC first love

[@MayhemMatty]

Next March character will be Fire after that BURN. 🔥🔥🔥

[@kristineryanepadayao7034]

"DON'T UNDERESTIMATE TRASH CANS" GOT ME WHEEZING HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@ArikazuSora]

Finally Some good ship with No fcked up shit from the majority of the hoyoverse player's community

[@sonicthegamer4484]

Can someone explain why people keep using the girl and boy main characters with the trash cans?

[@scarletprime6559]

Okay march 7 voice is pretty darn close

[@endermanking456]

Damn that roast is really good March got absolutely melted

[@silverpawjanny6729]

"You simp for literal trash!" *Me a TCF a fan and a lover of this game*: Your point?

[@MoltenCheesetart]

1 day later: Asta orders 4000 trash cans from IPC

[@TimothyJustin-v4z]

That one dude who created caelus (not Kafka cuz she's good):you know if you close your mouth you can actually SHUT UP and not give anyone your opinions that no one asked

[@Eula-Simp898]

*Firefly transform into Sam* Firefly:don't you dare take away my Husband from me ya hear me!!!!

[@Dullification]

now I regret taking stelle but she's really a hottie

[@vollied4865]

Asta dear youve got nothing to worry about with march 7th, its all mommy himeko you gotta worry about 🥵

[@mochiyoon1771]

March ur hair looks like pink starburst

[@ironphilly2366]

fun fact she shares a voice with Mona from genshin.

[@longlrff3389]

Arlan being left out as always😔

[@ZenithintheMaking]

DAAAAAAMMMNN 😂😂😂He did her bad👏👏💯💯

[@william_riku]

in asta gossiper story quest when we were chatting with arlan, we could choose the option "is it too late for me to get all comfy cozy with ms. asta?" and then arlan got mad and said do not joke about such things lmao xD. Now we know who is truly jealous

[@jasontodd9947]

Why mc want to get comfy with her? And why he said dont joke about it? Sorry I haven't played it yet, just seem interested with the story so far

[@gamersworld4176]

@@jasontodd9947 arlan respects asta thats why he got mad when MC asked him if it is okay to get comfy with ms asta. he took the meaning of the sentence in other way.

[@revenge0028]

@@gamersworld4176 Na na, he got it the right way. The only thing is we were “half” joking

[@AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]

oh so I guess being called trash is now useful 👀

[@prepar3dv4.xflightsimmer58]

So stellaron is attracted toward a metal trash cans huh

[@charadreamer6704]

I thought Asta love Arlan ( the security guy)?

[@ohamatchhams]

I have a feeling that Rubbish bins are going to last waaay longer than Paimon memes, considering of the nature of modern lifestyles have trash cans being pivotal parts of modern humans' lives, we use it as more frequent insults, jabs and banters compared to Paimon's incessant gluttony and treasurelust

[@whyyoumadbro2370]

It's gonna be the new "ehe te nandayo" and "emergency food".

[@kristalres]

Instead of "those trash cans are far more appealing than you'll ever be." I'd laugh my ass off if he said "Those trash cans are fly as hell"

[@unnameable57]

I guy I'm the only one who use the female MC here

[@thusty]

Helpless let me find my sister vs Giga Chad trash can rizzler

[@BoyKagome]

We all know the only one for Asta is Arlan.

[@jericho5565]

Asta slowly growing on me cause she the only Harmony path character that i have so i use her everytime.

[@shereemaedaguplo9377]

Trash Chwans is blushing Trash Chwans is falling Trash Chwans is now in love with u

[@boomerbr1904]

TRASH CANS SUPREMACY