Astarion - Assist Romantic Companion Lines | Baldur's Gate 3

[@imsad3630]

*Neil, literally licking the mic at this point*: is that close enough? Larian: little closer

[@gaycryptidhours]

rofl!

[@RonnieRoseSt]

Some say that if you listen close enough you can hear “Stop licking the damned thing!” from a distance 🤔

[@lin5969]

@@RonnieRoseStso THATS why Gale was yelling about you licking the spider!

[@DuchesseJudith]

I squealed 😂❤

[@sagiren]

They said "do you watch ASMR" and...

[@WhomerlockwoodsChannel]

I start to understand why the devnote on one of his lines was "only SLIGHTLY horny Neil"

[@dreemurrinthenight]

LMAO WHAT

[@pinklight]

OMFG which one? I feel like it could have been on like 70% of his dialogue

[@lindabcarpentersings]

I. believe this specific reference is from the graveyard scene where he says something like, "you. I want you." I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure it was somewhere in the graveyard scene

[@breadmonkeys]

Curse whoever wrote that note! 😂

[@Magpie-Syndrome]

I swear I can hear Neil giggling mischievously after every take.

[@ChiakiNanami736]

Just…in general!

[@NanoFin51]

“I forbid you from dying.” THE WORRY IN HIS VOICE 😭

[@angie5765]

Omg 😢 Ik

[@Osmotic]

So many of the lines are flirty and/or light-hearted, I think the contrast makes that incredible delivery hit even harder

[@ShMayda99]

Also the "I've got you" has the same feeling and I'm just like 😭♥️

[@weebjeez]

2:45 for those curious.

[@luvondarox]

"The kiss of life," "Let's play doctor," goodness gracious. This Man doesn't ever need a distraction injury. He _is_ the distraction.

[@blueeyedwitch9840]

"let's play doctor" is fucking killing me

[@Call-me-Creeds]

Omg, I lost it. I didn't know those were even lines in the game! His character is gonna be the end of me, I swear! 😂😅

[@DuchesseJudith]

Omg I heard his Bard lines were funny, but I'm seeing a Cleric respec in the VERY near future 🥵❤

[@caitlin329]

In front of everyone, too 😅

[@JessicaJohnson-vp9mt]

Are all of these lines in the game?! I didnt know he even spoke to us or interact with us outside of the cutscenes, I had no idea he said all these things! You are too cute to die 🥰🥰 aww Geez Astarion you are the distraction 😘❤️

[@shuupy]

if he tried helping me get up while whispering like that, I'd fall right back down 🤧

[@shyranhilaw4352]

I literally clutched my chest when he started to whisper 😂

[@RedAngelXV]

*Shhh… it’s alright.* NO IT IS FUCKING NOT IM ABOUT TO DIE AS THE THIRSTIEST TIEFLING IN HISTORY

[@eesamees]

@@RedAngelXVTHAT LINE MAN

[@shimomiaizo]

I might just explode into a mess of pink hearts on the spot

[@spicysalad3013]

right?? "oh no it seems my knees aren't working, will you help me? (get on them)"

[@blueeyedwitch9840]

"maybe the like being restrained" "you look good helpless" im going to DIE

[@Zipesthemanokit]

Litterally IF HE DOESNT FUCKING HELP ME UP

[@cindervox9961]

I'm making him a pocket healer just for those lines alone.

[@Tiarita88]

Those two killed me 🥴

[@lauxo36]

Neil knew EXACTLY what he was doing

[@nkachico2380]

It’s 100%

[@marierrocks]

Thirst trapping 5000

[@brianahernandez8167]

neil used to be a lot more horny than this but larian told him to tone it down 😂😂 so if we think THIS is spicy, i can only imagine how it was originally

[@whosaprettykitty5076]

RIGHT?

[@CineCosu]

*proceeds to let my Tav get hurt more on purpose*

[@AikoSea]

My thoughts exactly 😂 I’ve never heard any of these

[@toolatetothestory]

In universe they're just a masochist then xD

[@primrosett]

Not me getting downed on purpose in the hopes of hearing Astarion get all worried about me

[@boreas-hiburnum8390]

If my parents heard the things I said about this man I think they’d stop loving me

[@liablau]

real

[@JMOlsen_]

Are your parents that awful? My condolences. Who you are infatuated with/love/feel lust towards is hardly any of their business.

[@marianatho7001]

​@@JMOlsen_don't you know what a joke is 💀

[@boreas-hiburnum8390]

@@JMOlsen_ OH NO NO NO! It was a lighthearted joke!! Don’t worry, I’m fine lol

[@PanEtRosa]

@@JMOlsen_ oh, friend..... that's very sweet of you, though

[@moekyunierrrs]

"You look good helpless" ExCUSEM E???

[@grymmoire]

I had to stop the video for a moment at this part 😂

[@deaqi]

​@@grymmoire real

[@barbbitter140]

I need his "Good morning beautiful" as my clock alarm, it'll make waking up a little bit more bearable

[@BelIa42]

I absolutely agree. Though I would also prefer the less sweet options to my standard alarm. "up you get. come on up you get. there is life in you yet. let's go" feels like someone is interested in whether I get up or not.

[@ravenrose7677]

had that happen this morning with an alarm ringtone of george weasley saying "morning". I've never woken up more pleasantly surprised. xD

[@mrjones2721]

Have you heard the wake up he recorded for a fan? It’s not soothing, but it’s peak Astarion and it WILL get you up

[@ravenrose7677]

@@mrjones2721 where can I find itv

[@raissaliebmann0]

@mrjones2751 Do you know the name of the video? just for curiosity

[@lindseyariegel7703]

who let this man whisper "I'm coming."? because I want to personally thank them lmao. Seriously the whispering sends me gods preserve me.

[@TopazSpaz]

The fact that it was almost immediately followed by "A sticky situation" had me giggling.

[@klausval]

"Oh, maybe they like being restrained" bashing my head againdt the wall hyperventilatinf

[@klausval]

On a genuine note though, all of these are so gentle and sweet, i love supportive astarion sm 😭😭 neil knew exactly what he was doing and its working

[@octoberspirit]

Oh no, suddenly my Tav is about to get really bad at combat for some reason…

[@Callidus7SSM]

Same!

[@PanEtRosa]

20 seconds in and I just fuckin barked out laughing at "Let's keep you cute"! my previous playthrough was one where I flipped everyone's classes. so Astarion was a cleric, Gale was a fighter, Karlach was a warlock, Lae'zel was a wizard, Shadowheart was a barbarian, and Wyll was a rogue. Clericstarion was *such* the stereotypical "healer who's mad at you for getting yourself hurt". XD

[@PanEtRosa]

side note, "you'll be free soon" reaaaaallly twisted something in my stomach. ooh

[@helplessheroine2641]

That's it I'm giving him a cleric level

[@Miss_Distress]

Hahaha

[@thearcanamodernau8130]

I'm tempted to do the same holy fuck

[@liamsdms]

Do a few levels in bard! Then you get these PLUS all of his fabulous vicious mockery and cutting words sound bytes!

[@courtneystampcrab]

Lmao same

[@Miss_Distress]

@@liamsdms that’s what I’m doing! 😁

[@IsaTKTorrano]

A lot of people saying they didn't hear it, don't worry, make a sorcerer and they will be always having to shout out to heal or alarm you about danger 😂😂😂

[@beastmode-ht8ou]

It also helps when you dump constitution, because hit points are for peasants

[@gazmodius]

Wizards have d6 hit dice if you want to be on deaths door every battle

[@MizuMing]

My sorcerer ended up being the tank of the party with near equal health to Lae'zel. 😂

[@IrukunTheTuna]

"HEAL ME, DAMN YOU" That's him as a sorceror's beau. 😭😂

[@MizuMing]

@@IrukunTheTuna Not wrong. He definitely shouted that a lot.

[@theredheadwiththread1275]

I just nearly choked on my burrito hearing him say "let's play doctor" Neil Newbon new what he was doing. EDIT: there was a lot of emotion in that "I forbid you from dying"

[@eldaroses.g.r.7945]

Are you saying you need a doctor now? 😂🤔🫢

[@theredheadwiththread1275]

@eldaroses.g.r.7945 I mean if he's offering 👀

[@Amayawolf_01]

I know, the way he says it lmaooo And the "Let's lay on hands ;)"

[@theoneandonlyever]

i know everyone is swooning over the more... ahem. lines. but personally i love "don't worry, i'm here" and "shh, it's alright" ... that's just so soft

[@derepischekeks1475]

a hudred times this❤‍🩹❤‍🩹❤‍🩹❤‍🩹

[@NWard1210]

If Astarion whispered to me like that in bed, I’d never leave

[@jessicawade4922]

Shadowheart it was fun while it lasted but I have a new cleric now

[@thearcanamodernau8130]

His lines feel so intimate, it's like they inspire me comfort while wanting to screech at the top of my lungs at the same time

[@TrashyNerd]

"You're too cute to die." and "Darling, you're too pretty to die." I CAN SAY THE SAME ABOUT YOU, SIR! 😭

[@MKanakaredes]

I wasn't expecting being turned on by him whispering...

[@NWard1210]

Really? I wasn’t surprised at all 😊

[@MKanakaredes]

@@NWard1210 I mean I like when he whispers but "I'm coming" caught me off guard. My body simply wasn't ready.

[@AikoSea]

@@MKanakaredesI have him pickpocketing all the time for like hours so thought I was pretty used to it these are a lot lol

[@Allmylovelyc]

That whispered "I'm coming" at 1:57 is downright scandalous... 😳

[@CattyMcMeow]

LMAO when I heard that one I was like “Neil knew EXACTLY what he was doing with this one”

[@sophibubbles3329]

Followed soon by "A sticky situation" 🥵🤣 how the mind doth wander

[@oldola9302]

The person who decided to glue Neil to the mic for the whispered lines needs a raise

[@imnotdepressedimagenius3794]

I love the interactions that they have in combat when the other part is almost dead. Tav panics when Astarion is low-life if you've romanced him, and the other way around too… I shout internally every time I hear Astarion screaming for my Tav to not die. 😢

[@JessicaJohnson-vp9mt]

That I have heard yes My TAV also panics when Astarion is downed or low life,

[@imnotdepressedimagenius3794]

@@JessicaJohnson-vp9mt As we should, pretty real interactions tbh, if it was me I'd be entering a rage.😔

[@AirashiiTiayou]

This has made me realize how much I _NEED_ Astarion ASMR

[@rhenscattersword6979]

oh boy do I have news for you

[@IneffableChild]

​@@rhenscattersword6979oh, do tell 😳

[@sakura7310]

WHAT NEWS????!!!!!! XD@@rhenscattersword6979

[@AirashiiTiayou]

@@rhenscattersword6979 oh???? 👀

[@rhenscattersword6979]

@@AirashiiTiayou kzbin.info there patron has the, full length, audios shall we say

[@darkgardevoir99]

Why is nobody talking about that whispered "I'm coming"??? THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT

[@nela3986]

"Wakey Wakey" and "did I say you could die" are in my top five 😂

[@Felony10]

He really said "Wakey Wakey" outta nowhere 🤣🤣

[@satinizer8021]

all of them being genuinely sweet, flirty and/or a bit humorous, and then "let's play doctor" in the most fuckboy horny tone Neil could've said that 😭😭

[@ravenrose7677]

"Hello lover" is going to be the death of me.

[@thetypicallifeofcousins2703]

My Tav had specific comments when my romanced Astarion got knocked down too

[@greenivy713]

Yeah, my Tav once said "You're a beacon for trouble, love" when she helped him up. Yes, yes he is :'D

[@kassjazzy]

After completing his romance I've heard my tav say 'Astarion no! This can't be the end'

[@ВладиславБулаев-л3э]

​​@@kassjazzyI heard Tav scream at downed romanced Karlach: "NO, no! Karlach!" But tbh I heard something similar later aimed at Lae'zel, no romance though, just very good relationship: "By the gods, not Lae'zel!"

[@clavedegato9263]

​@@kassjazzyfor me it was all that my Tav said to him, from the begining of the romance I didnt know they have more lines

[@clavedegato9263]

But if you have a good relationship with the other companions, Tav will call them if they fall in battle

[@boopdedoop3764]

I am barking and yelling at my phone what has this fictional man reduced me to

[@LethalLaurie]

"Oh! Maybe they *like* being restrained..." *SIR* ... 👀💧

[@Riachanai]

This man would be god at asmr

[@katiatall]

I’ve never heard them in my 8 runs 😮

[@expealidocious]

the silliest thing is hearing these voice lines here, and then playing dark urge and astarion helping my tav and saying “UGH not again”

[@thiskittyhasthumbs]

The Dark Urge says “ Ill kiss it better later” when healing Star in Act 3

[@dreemurrinthenight]

WHAT.

[@KeikoStarSiren]

Yes! My Tav said the same thing when healing him in the Foundry. It made me drop my controller and scream at the screen. She only has 2 levels of cleric, but still.

[@smudge3123]

rattling the bars of my enclosure

[@katiehable9841]

I NEED to hear if the other companions have something similar to these

[@bitterwanderer8710]

Working on other companions' now.

[@katiehable9841]

@@bitterwanderer8710 YES!! You've got yourself a new sub❤

[@ravenrose7677]

so excited. @@bitterwanderer8710

[@Vtuber_Xantherous]

HAHAHA :37 "Let's play doctor!" The way that line was delivered.

[@leonie7754]

The whispering...I have discovered I like it...need Gale's next. For science...

[@bitterwanderer8710]

Gale's is now available 😉

[@sirennightshade4977]

Man I got SUCH a thrill when my character got downed in combat and Astarion shouted something like, "No, you can't die!" Like omg I was NOT prepared for that. :'3 (Got downed by the hook horrors in the Underdark, for context. Son of a bitch jumped on me and crit me. TWICE.)

[@witchyspook]

He sounds so confident in most of them, but the "downed help" ones sound so scared

[@TearfulMoon]

This improves my brain chemistry and makes my skin glow💅

[@angelgothik]

That whispered "I'm coming" has me needing a cold shower.

[@underthesea9949]

"Wakey Wakey" I'M DEAD. I NEED THIS MAN.

[@Catherine4942]

What I’ve learned is I need to be *sneaking* more!

[@Nicottia]

Ugh, the best line I ever heard from Astarion was his Dark Urge special 'Oh no my sweet bloodthirsty friend!' when Durge was about to fall or fell in battle... Sad that I have never heard any of these in my 3 runs romancing him lol. Maybe 4th or 5th time's the charm?

[@kitty6516]

*whispering* “I’m coming” OMG ME TOO 😭😭😭💀💀💀

[@AirashiiTiayou]

The first "This should help" literally took my breath away

[@chronoxtreme2427]

Some timestamps for the sweeter/more vulnerable/protective Astarion lines: 0:10 - "This should help." 0:18 - "Don't worry, I'm here." 0:21 - "I've got you." 0:33 - "Let's fix you up." 0:39 - "No, no, that won't do." 0:45 - "You're not going down." 0:52 - "Stay strong, darling." 0:59 - "Don't worry, I'm here." (whispered) 1:01 - "Shh, it's all right." (whispered) 1:20 - "You'll be free soon." 1:39 - "I'm coming." 1:44 - "Just a moment..." 1:49 - "Don't worry, I've got you." 1:54 - "It's all right, I'm here." 1:58 - "I'm coming." (whispered) 2:05 - "Don't worry, I'm here." (whispered) 2:07 - "Come on, wake up." 2:17 - "Help is here." 2:27 - "Up you get." and "Come on, up you get." 2:35 - "I've got you." 2:46 - "I forbid you from dying!" 3:01 - "Hold on, I'm coming." (whispered) 3:03 - "Help is here." (whispered)

[@KeikoStarSiren]

Bless you

[@laurenjcoates]

Brb respecing him to cleric

[@taylorodell7444]

Meanwhile all I hear while playing Durge is “NO MY BLOODTHIRSTY FRIEND”

[@NicholeParker]

Well it looks like my character is about to throw herself in front of all the danger she can find

[@maddu2278]

Not me pausing every line to digest them

[@echidnah1]

i was over him for a moment and this brought it back i need thi sman so badly

[@rockchik409]

1:51 Peak murder hobo husbondo

[@monikagalant7905]

"I'm coming" Ha! Me too!

[@luvondarox]

Oh. My goodness. This is nice.

[@ihavenomouthandimustscream144]

my crops are watered, my skin is clear, i am fed for the night 😩😩😩 the xbox release needs to come out like tomorrow. i'm going rabid over here

[@chlococatt]

“you’re too cute to die” and the almost crying “I’ve got you” make me SCREAM

[@xPinkxIsxPunkx]

“Let’s play doctor.” the scream I scrumpt

[@fangwarden]

the way this caress my ears lol i-

[@JBSouls]

I had already seen the comments about "Let's play doctor" before listening to this video *and somehow it still caught me off guard* Send help...

[@Amazatastic]

"a little tete-a-tete" omg I NEED to hear this man speaking French

[@Mellohivee]

He does speak some more french if you take the acended astarion path. I think specifically if you're romancing him, after ascension and becoming his consort. If you ask him what you are to him.

[@antagonistlover]

@@Mellohivee I bet he speaks Latin. What does he say in French?

[@sleepingArisu]

sorry boys, y'all can't compete

[@DemonZombieLover]

The whispering with headphones on... Just... I cant

[@dani-dk8go]

gonna need to know how to trigger these in-game....for science

[@sothesalamilidwontfit]

if a character is far away and needs to run towards an ally to heal/help them then they might say something on their way there. I've heard my tav say "I'll kiss it better later" when he ran over to heal wyll.

[@raissaliebmann0]

I need to hear this

[@ambermai4139]

@@sothesalamilidwontfit Thank you! I've been dying to find out! No wonder my Astarion only speaks incantations when it's a spell cast from a distance.

[@furygeist]

Astarion: I'm coming. Me, unable to resist such an opening: I bet you are.

[@JuJu_MeMe]

I guess you would need to be in quite the peril so he helps you up or heals you XD I always have him as range or melee attacker so I'll def try this out with him as support

[@ReplicatorFifth]

Best character is the whole game voiced by a gifted actor omg.

[@BatmanKisser]

"Healing touch" he sounds like a magical girl

[@saltiestsiren]

The amount of times I need to pause while playing just because he made some offhand comment like this and it made me go dumb.

[@chimchimchococones]

the whispering got my head dizzy and my knees shaking

[@eldaroses.g.r.7945]

🤫 *Astarion approves*

[@Catherine4942]

“Let’s keep you cute” I GASPED 🥹

[@randomuser2818]

the whispering...oh god

[@meillyn9059]

I’m on my third playthrough and I didn’t even know this was a thing!🤦🏼‍♀️

[@EveningMoonlight]

LETS PLAY DOCTOR!!! 🤣🤣😍😍 Killed me!!

[@Sh3rni_]

I- I...uh...might have to make a squishier build next time and, um...die more often... 🥵

[@kiterafrey]

"Maybe they like being restrained" I just died.

[@riastarthay]

i love him a normal amount

[@MarieCurtis92]

"Let's play doctor" That one literally made me smile. 🤒😙

[@CeaseEcho]

I don't recall getting any of these and currently romancing him. I wish they would fix them. It sucks when my Tav helped him kill Cazador and he claims to love them and he still on occasion says, "Don't touch me!" I just want to say back, "Really? Ouch."

[@UnseenOct]

Same! Are you on ps5? I feel like a lot of the companion dialogue doesn't trigger, especially in act 3

[@Alczix]

To be fair him saying that is not him being angry at Tav, it's more of an inside joke for the player 😆. When you choose to talk to him / play as him you have to as a player click on him or his icon, thats why he keeps saying it even later in the story. Like "are you well? Stop spamming that poor button and stop bothering my poor icon". At least thats what I get from that interaction, its kinda funny if you ask me.

[@merakiminx]

"Oh, maybe they like being restrained. . ." HELLO?????

[@Walrussnor]

My tav is going to pretend to faint A LOT now that they heard this. haha

[@MizuMing]

This makes for great ASMR. 💞

[@othersunsets]

i don't think i've ever heard ANY of these. ugh. i love them

[@aeromanta]

the line at 2:35 sounds like he's breaking

[@river9603]

These are sweeter than I thought they’d be

[@ManubibiWalsh]

"let's play doctor" LEXY SCREECH

[@selelebrin]

Well, Shadow and Astarion are always with my Tav in party. Sooooo I’ll just swap their classes. 😊

[@fatmoogle4560]

I was unaware I needed to change astarion into some form of healer. The more you know. =p

[@Meegz0]

Oh god these are so gooood

[@annabelbruce4238]

The reassuring ones are so sweet! He sounds genuinely scared in some

[@scarymonsterzz]

Goddamn guess I gotta get worse at this game so I can hear these lines more lol. edit: holy shit those last few whispered lines....gawddayum.

[@nikayu8467]

"I'm coming" Me too darling, me too 😔

[@eldaroses.g.r.7945]

Ngl, I think I’d get wounded on purpose. I have lost my mind, and it’s entirely his fault.