Astarion moments that made my lungs commit die *Spoilers!*

[@flippinbookie]

The banter between the companions always cracks me up. Every time I hear them talk I have to stop and listen to what they are saying, especially with Astarion and Lazel in the party.

[@ArDeeMee]

I will never not have those two with me. Lawful evil and chaotic evil, trying to make do together. They’re amazing.

[@LaurenMilla]

My favorite is the MASSIVE crush Sheart has on Karlach. The way she fangirls and flirts cracks me up

[@midknightdiamond3190]

Minsc and Astarion is just a recipe for suffocation by laughter - especially the fish.

[@ArDeeMee]

@@midknightdiamond3190 Jaheira also has great conversations with Astarion. Bless the person who made the no party limit mod. There’s SO much you can miss. 🙏

[@Undecidedxx]

“Or they were just a shameless alcoholic” xD love it. First time hearing that one

[@amberh709]

You don't realize how boring the game can get until you play as Astarion origin and he's pretty much silent the entire time 😂😭

[@UnluckySouvlaki]

In the underdark when u fight the hook-horrors and they call for reinforcements he yells "CAN SOMEONE SHUT THIS OVERSIZED CHICKEN UP?" THis has to be my favourite

[@MeenaAshido]

WHAT HOW DO YOU ACHIEVE THIS

[@UnluckySouvlaki]

@@MeenaAshido You just have to fight the hook horros in the sussur tree tp in the underdark 😅 When you get Baelen from the bibberbang shrooms and climb up you initiate the fight on the left with the hook horror. Everytime I have Astarion with me he yells this xD

[@MeenaAshido]

@@UnluckySouvlaki IM GONNA TRY PLAYING THAT LMAFOOOOO

[@UnluckySouvlaki]

@@MeenaAshido Heeell yeeeee

I may have shouted something similar while fighting off seagulls in San Diego.

[@BalckFire2]

You are missing the best one, where Astarion gets the full power of the sun on him.

[@ТатьянаХлебодарова-ю2в]

Let's not beat that dead horse please

[@midknightdiamond3190]

Agreed - that one never gets old.

[@dannylieberwirth1784]

the fact that weve already seen it a million times is the point

[@epithet_lethargic]

"what were you THINKING?? I was RIGHT. THERE."

[@teddychu1177]

I still enjoy the "NeXt TImE?!?! no No NO!!"

[@Diabolzic]

the way he shouts "BIRRRHD" 😂😂

[@Aluvalan]

One of the funniest moments for me was when you open the barn door in the blighted village with him in the party. The face he makes while everyone else looks disturbed or disgusted.

[@Sp1tfire_5316]

My favorite is when u have to talk the gnome down so she won't blow u up and he says 'easy now, let's not do anything hilarious.'

[@lolosinterests]

I’ve only seen 20 seconds and I’m dying, that line is rich coming from a ‘Magistrate’

[@ttuanmu]

I lost it at the one he climbed down ladder and then jumped, "Oh no, I'm not going to break my pretty legs~" 🤣

[@ANPC-pi9vu]

Lol. His face in the clip at the carnival... So dorky. So cute. The shy side eye.... agh!

[@moonwatcher99]

How can you not include the clown? Best moment ever! (Neil Newbon deserves every singe award he won for this performance.)

[@QuietRage]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING I FORGOT WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOWWW

[@moonwatcher99]

@@QuietRage Lol, no worries. I know it's been uploaded elsewhere, I just couldn't believe it didn't rank up there in scenes that killed you. 🤣

[@QuietRage]

@@moonwatcher99 no you don't understand, it was. I had the clip and everything, i just completely fucked up and forgot to put it in. I had this nagging feeling I was forgetting something the whole time this video was uploading

[@moonwatcher99]

@@QuietRage Oh. Umm...sorry? 😅 Well, if it makes you feel any better, I would say that a lot of these are less likely to have been posted before.

[@ArDeeMee]

@@QuietRage Hah! Time for an „updated“ video. ;)

[@somethinginfrench]

God, his face when Tav speaks to the dryad at Last Days made MY lungs commit die 😭😭😭

[@ss-zg7gf]

"Immediate failure" just about sums up my life lmao

[@sleepyslasher-i2g]

the look on his face when she told tav she is in love i CANT

[@karumina]

Right? Like SHES IN LOVE AND IM THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT 😂

[@sleepyslasher-i2g]

@@karumina the proud on his face is evident 🥲🤣

[@thecheck968]

1:44 ASTARION NO!! YOU ARE DATING A BARDDD Edit: After some reflection, this line actually makes more sense if he's currently dating a poet.

[@Swiftstar01]

I wish I had the hardware to play this! DX I just want to hear the funny vampire man! DX

[@ArDeeMee]

@@Swiftstar01 For maximum funny, watch his actor’s playthrough. Neil Newbon has basically been all my favorite characters, and I didn’t even know!

[@Swiftstar01]

@@ArDeeMee i will definitely give it a look!

[@cerulee]

Astarion is like Spike's gay elf cousin 🤣I love him

[@BlackPsionic]

6:41 is a *great*, if spoileriffic, moment for a smash cut to murking Cazador.

[@ssaberwolf]

My personal favorites are during the Grymforge scene where you face down the gnome with the runepowder barrel, and outside Moonrise with the ghouls: "don't stare, you'll only encourage it"

[@karumina]

Must replay. Cant get enough of him. And this time I'll get the sun scene.

[@shynerdylady]

when he looks at the camera I am ded

[@naiadsouls]

I love how whiny he is, omg (0:40)

[@shadowdroid776]

0:14 Listen, all I'm saying is that even the Joker doesn't tussle with the IRS. They can get blood out of a rock better than any vampire. If tax collectors can take down Al Capone, then I'd be scared of having one chasing after me too.

[@jassibella5415]

LOL he's so annoying how can you not love him

[@jeremyjealousy]

0:29 “what in the *WRETCHED HELLS WAS THAT?!* 😂

[@rat_dragon]

Astarion hates when people laugh so I gave him Tasha's Hideous Laughter...now every time we fight he has to listen to people laugh their arses off honestly though, this is why I always have him on my team...when we need a quick pick-me-up we can always use some of his dumb, sassy dialogue question though...what in the hells was that Godey insta-kill!? For me he has powerful ranged attacks but FOUR critical hits!? Man, I need some of that...

[@gazza80uk]

Astarion at death’s door. Fails to explain he’s on the other side of it 😂

[@zer0sixx]

1:09 HAHAAHHAHAAH WAAHHHHATTT🤣

[@tiph3802]

Minor spoilers. Includes the fucking Myrkal introduction. Bruh.

[@QuietRage]

That's a fair point. With how long the game is it feels like that happens in the beginning but when step back and think about it, its really not. Thanks for pointing that out!

[@amandadiamond7147]

(At Murkyl) Hey, he dragged me into this without asking first, so that is honestly on him.

[@starvoltnexus3139]

When you say commit die do you mean scream so loud that your voice gave out

[@knightfuryproductions3134]

What robe is Gale wearing at 3:13? Asking for a friend, definitely-

[@QuietRage]

Its the summer robes that are in the vault the druids give you access to after you help them, dyed purple.

[@Pingover9000]

Laughing curse, nice. I got that reference.

[@kochfeemiri663]

I love him 😂❤

[@mysryuza]

Omg I didn’t know you were a BG3 player! I bumped into this video, but didn’t finish watching the video. Somehow I didn’t realize it was posted by Quiet Rage 😂 I certainly failed that perception check!

[@KITT.007]

My ears hurt from all that bleeping

[@ChaiValFoxyChaiMoM]

@2:06, Matt Mercer, is that you?? Lol 😅😅😅

[@knightfuryproductions3134]

I don’t think so, but Mercer does voice Minsc!

[@peruenguin]

4:28 he was a fairy

[@b44dsss]

the signal is way too loud and the video got annoying after 2 clips. awareness is not your best trait.