Astel and Niu married couple RUST date【Holostars Neoporte EngSub】

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[@awrawrwar]

2:38 HE SAID THE THING! Also the way Niu's eyes just want O_O is adorable

[@crawlingboy]

HE DID IT BOYS! HE DID IT! HE SAID IT!

[@Tea-Spin]

moon rizz

[@bimbin3649]

Time ?

[@eiarsan]

HE SAID THE LEGENDARY MOON THING

[@e-rabbid9092]

@@bimbin3649 on Niu's stream 2:03:10 On Astel's Stream 25:45

[@darkhorse744]

Hope Astel doesn't go through with abandoning Niu for another vessel.

[@1.2.1.0.R.I.O]

Toi? 😅

[@kokoala9354]

already did. Toi is very well on her way to becoming the next vessel, she already have Gamma traumatized.

[@Skelyos]

@@1.2.1.0.R.I.O Maybe if he doesn't keep shooting her or blowing her up

[@muchichi9928]

Toi?

[@benja9029]

​@@1.2.1.0.R.I.O Toi became his daughter so that she can call her senpai "mama" haha

[@nyxzebq]

*took off his clothes* "bcs it might be wet" "Why don't you take off yours too?" Rizztel couldn't go smoother

[@lqfr8813]

but soon he regreted that action rofl the game character is bearded man

[@venomark7883]

And then they f**ed, the end

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

​@@lqfr8813 Even better

[@nyxzebq]

@@lqfr8813 even better, and in the end she takes her clothes off...

[@pres1141]

that timing when Niu just rammed their boat right after Astel did the confession 🤣🤣

[@galaxycrystal2503]

Astel definitely do it on purpose, so Niu can hear it. But idk, maybe just weird coincidence.

[@e-rabbid9092]

I don't really hear them from Niu PoV, but yeah...what a coincidence

[@MahiruuuVT]

@@e-rabbid9092 Niu literally said "that's make me irritated" After that moment

[@e-rabbid9092]

@@MahiruuuVT before ramming or after Astel saying "in romantic atmosphere"-something like that?

[@newleafoverit]

​​@@MahiruuuVT checked the niu POV, no she could not hear him. It was a complete coincidence and somehow astel perfectly predicted it She said she was irritated because astel said, it was such a romantic atmosphere and she ruined it

[@wowwawwew]

Everyone played RUST while these two are in otome game

[@dalgona4819]

2:38 Bro pulled the "Tsuki ga kirei" SAKDJASLDJASLDJAS

[@1.2.1.0.R.I.O]

Can't wait for the 14 children to be born after cohabitation

[@Chaos2Frozen]

This episode of Rust was insane- from horseback dating into sunset to cruise dating from sunrise. Find a girl that thinks your creepy cursed house is cool the way Niu does.

[@prhl]

They're just too good at this skit lmao.

[@mexicanhonoka]

Just like Roberu and Mea, they might just be doing it as entertainment for the fans (fan service you can say) but I wouldn't be surprised if they actually because a real serious couple later on.

[@amr1t_]

@@mexicanhonoka ehhh most of them (both guys and girls alike) have said that they wouldn’t really want to date people who are also vtuber/KZbinrs

[@mexicanhonoka]

@@amr1t_ Yeah, that is fair, it's better to be in a relationship with someone outside the industry. Or who knows people change. I just hope everyone chooses the best option for them in the end.

[@rebaxbayushi577]

@@amr1t_ The thing is, love strike without warning. I might say "I would never date that kind of person" and a few weeks or month later, you'll be striken by the exact same type of person without understanding why. Of course I,m not saying this is what happenned here, but they should never say never to something like that because, if they stick to their guns out of stubborness, they might end up hurt pretty badly.

[@StuffSayoSays]

@@rebaxbayushi577 Exactly! When you get hit with the love arrow. It doesn’t matter how much both your ideals crash against each other, you’ll love that person no matter what. You know what they say: “Love is blind”.

[@akina5253]

Niu models is top tier in term of expression imo. Always love her interaction with another Special Cursed. Lol that Itoi Toi killed Astel.

[@8koi245]

she's also one?? that explains a lot hahaha

[@trend4737]

i love that toi chan has to fire warning shots or murder astel to leave the house

[@rinz5027]

This is my first exposure to Niu and Neoporte in general BUT GODDAMN NIU IS HELLA CUTE!

[@Chaos2Frozen]

"I don't need any lewd pics, I like you more the way you are now." is some smooth criminal shit.

[@dalgona4819]

These Rust collabs are so much fun XD

[@pierredelapotterie5996]

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ❤Damnit I'm too invested into these two lmao, love the noise Niu makes

[@faura4764]

Yeah, especially these caught off guard moa-- laughs 0:17 1:47 2:57 7:52

[@zubairnorazmi]

@@faura4764 she always make that sound whenever astel rizzling her i love it

[@pierredelapotterie5996]

@@faura4764 Yep, she has such a pleasant voice and adorable girly reactions

[@Drake_Grazer]

Niu-chan's streams are mostly like that. It's mostly 70% cute noises, 20% screaming and 10% cute Niu-nglish.

[@UltraZulwarn]

2:38 love how she went wide-eyed LOL

[@treizexinclaire8258]

First it was Roberu NightMea now it's AstelNiu. Oh how our boys grown.

[@natsukinagasaki1009]

Now we have three winning sons. Hopefully it keep growing 😂😊

[@dalgona4819]

Waiting for Tenma's turn so all Suntempo have their own matches XD

[@TakoTemp]

@@dalgona4819 well tenma already have miyabi from the start . Does it count?

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

​@@dalgona4819 Tenma is preoccupied with getting verbally violated by a vampire sooo...

[@Vsm426]

​@@Good_Hot_Chocolate vesper?

[@Zengkoy]

Don't you just hate it when you're trying to rizz a girl and a submarine rams your boat? I hate when that happens.

[@Xzhh_]

Niu's "A~HAhh"s are great lol

[@grip3939]

The "please put back your clothes back on" part got me good 😂😂😂

[@astralklein539]

Those Rust streams sure are wilds with so many ppl from different backgrounds in it. This is peak entertainment.

[@_lynxninja_4783]

A lot of storylines I don't know what to follow I like it

[@MahiruuuVT]

you didn't include the reason why Astel left niu swimming in the ocean was because his rizz got overpowered by a chocopie 😂

[@Reacts2Reaction]

I love how Niu rammed their boat even tho she didnt actually hear Aste'ls love confession to Itoi😂

[@FiredAndIced]

Astel Leda and The Curse of the Maiden Vessel™

[@galaxybird8063]

7:02 the sudden switch back to her pov i thought for a second she was holding a ‘balloon’ packet in her mouth

[@Absolute__Zero]

It’s honestly amazing how this man is passively able to make everyone annoyed by his very existence yet also have this amount of Rizz at the same time xD

[@vkarvanzer4243]

I don't know who this Niu is, but dang her model's expression is awesome

[@BlAdeZ197]

She's from Neo-porte and I highly recommend her, she's really fun to watch

[@Moltenlava]

check out their keep talking and nobody explodes collab, its where all of this shenanigans started iirc

[@tomnyamkun8]

Come to VCR Rust server, we have: Niu-san love is war The cat goddess next door pick me up The Maou is working as yuri VA LOL

[@yuuki_0112]

What genius! Lmao

[@SenseofNoneYT]

How about maybe Jubutsu Kaisen?

[@benja9029]

fox girl's quest to draw an AK from the gacha 11k scraps in and counting hahah sidestory: shinigami dad won 10k scraps from gambling just to find out that his daughter lost 11k scraps to AK gacha hahaha

[@Azrimohr]

Ero-Gamma Sensei

[@vkarvanzer4243]

Dang, i'm invested in this couple Lmao

[@user-ql3ud5gn9g]

Last year we got Roberu NightMea .. and this year we have Astel & Niu .. aww

[@heerotomoe]

Astel's not exactly going the NightMea route. He plans to marry all women in the world as the #1 Scumbag Idol roleplay. Niu simply happens to be first wife in that journey.

[@jon-unicorn-doxxer]

@@heerotomoe every harem have the flagship pair or flagship girl tho...

[@MKP2W]

Lmao niu crashing Astels attempt to rizz up toi san is just too good

[@glassesknight6334]

Astel itoi ship is about to sail Niu: launch the torpedo.....!!!!

[@kroniislave1teetee846]

Finnaly I've been waiting for this 😭

[@thatbrokecreator]

He's just using her for the voice pack business. Don't be fooled, Niu but it's probably too late to tell you that.

[@gnouhp004]

The main heroine came back to claim the throne from Harem

[@narzz7440]

i cant get enough of this tee tee

[@DulcisAbsentia]

10:45 that was hilarious, she came in for the cheaters 😂😂😂😂

[@lilithlianshi2094]

literally 8 hours date

[@nazunaaaaaa]

Why am I giggling and kicking my feet rn 💀

[@hieuduong2213]

Happened to the rest of us, just get your fruity pass out

[@Pk-yi3wx]

Niu's expressions and her reactions are seriously golden. I love her laughs so much

[@Terzoranawrih252]

8:54 love the bullying~ it gonna be a huge twist if he doing the harem route with taking both Nui and Toi and adding another vessel in the future instead of abandoning Nui for Toi as new vessel~

[@Chaos2Frozen]

Nui, Itoi Toi, Nana-sensei, Qpi-chan. I think he also tried something with Mimitaya.

[@edamame8859]

3:05 Eyes astel so dark, i'm totally understand what niu said

[@tomatojuices5340]

6:45 Astel : I have never been bamboozled this hard...

[@turooru]

2:39 I'm sure a lot of other people already know this, but 月がきれいですね is a roundabout way of saying "I love you", in japanese, originating from famous author Nasume Souseki's time as an english teacher. That's what made Niu freak out a bit.

[@galaxycrystal2503]

The sequel i have been waiting for! Astel is kinda tame here, maybe because he's already gain all cursed energy from Niu.

[@faura4764]

Such a bless date, but the affair in the end tho, wwww 4:09 Nana-sensei, I see you also cultured sensei as well 5:49 whoa whoa, love shaped -pupil eyes 6:16 that moment when you have a female gamer friend who uses a male chara tries to flirt with you and you cringe in disturbance

[@Allen-R]

0:52 early Konosuba moment

[@ThatGuyWhoComments1]

Astel is winning. Living with all these ladies 😂.

[@Nematoda4ever]

he may be a menace, but he still smooth af

[@victoriazero8869]

This is not Rust gameplay collab, this is just romance comedy reality TV binge

[@runamisaki]

NIU SLAMMING THE BOAT LMAOO

[@-Raylight]

I love Toi-chan just killed Astel when she caught them two being together xD 2:38 Awwww Niu's reaction is so adorable!!! When Niu got money she'll commision for lewd arts?? Based. Lewd art E-rated let's gooo!! The ending lol, Astel really plans on dumping her like he said to ShibuHal, he's the worst!! 🤣

[@rifqiirgiawan8856]

astel getting his harem in other hand his sistes (ollie) still struggling that hololive girls get attracted to kaela

[@Dubs22005]

thanks for translating and showing how fun JP side is

[@greenguy6913]

Please keep subbing these 2 I need more injected in my veins

[@e-rabbid9092]

Diabetes over 9000

[@dalgona4819]

"The beard is kinda thick" 😂 I want that boat scene to get animated or something

[@duke_of_tako]

I love that this cursed romance has continued onto Rust. Astel's definitely living his best life right now. This Rust server has been pure entertainment gold.

[@Mirukun05]

When he said the moon pick up line, i burst out laughing, that was smooth as fuuuck

[@SystemHive]

Loving these Atel/Niu clips. There are so little clips of niu out there.

[@heerotomoe]

I'm glad interactions with Astel have been able to give Niu (and Toi) more visibility through these clips. Neoporte is great fun

[@SystemHive]

@@heerotomoe me too! I've been really into neo and vspo, and have been enjoying the few new neo clips. Really hoping we get more and more neo porte clips.

[@PeterButchens]

hard contenders for RoberuNightmea 😂 Though the longer I watched the clip, the more I couldn't help but think Niu sounds eerily similar to Rushia

[@Voltlighter]

Astel knows a great deal about the laws concerning division of property and spousal support huh...

[@TheTouhouFreak]

The way her face just lights up at 2:38, Im pretty sure it was this moment she immediate;y started planning her future with Astel.

[@ikigaiRys21]

These Rust RP's this season is so blessed.. I really want more of this.. not just NijiHolo but also the other streamers.. it's so much fun

[@eiarsan]

It's crazy to me that his fans are totally chill and even loving his recent mass rizz but on the other hand other idol interacting with the opposite gender for a millisecond and their fans will lose their mind.

[@bonvoyej200]

holostar theres not much gach1 in they’re fanbase ngl and astel already set boundaries said it in his stream that “were not friends okay were not close im just here for you guys to watch” astel said to his fans

[@benja9029]

everyone knows it's for entertainment and a lot of long time fans watched him long enough(14 hrs apex endurance streams everyday during Ast-hell season LUL) to know his sarcastic tone, joking tone, and when he is serious

[@Micolash777]

​@@bonvoyej200 what a chad

[@chillyfalcon]

His fans understand his style. There's a time where some disapproving comment asked why is he aiming for all female Vtubers now and his fans just replied to it with - he's aiming men too - he's aiming for all of humanity - he's aiming them with his "charge rifle" - he's a furry, so animals aren't safe either He caught wind of that and laughed

[@kathartik9000]

@@chillyfalcon man’s a menace

[@omegasol528]

Astel knows exactly what he doing and saying. Rizztel like look I like you and I want you Lmao.

[@TheOordinary]

Her avatar expression to the legendary moon lines at 2:38 got me good, dang it rizztel

[@yusufibrahim7114]

My coffee becoming too sweet when watching this I had to add water..

[@ciofurinone4225]

2:38 omg that's so cute

[@ravenous-wolf3115]

I like this current vessel, I hope the curse doesn't look for a new vessel soon.

[@fewnz549]

Just this clip alone got me invested damn, so much happening in these RUST streams🤣

[@erick_ac]

Astel always lives the best scripts frfr

[@timothyw9270]

2:39 *NEURON ACTIVATION*

[@dhanang]

Damn Niu suicidal attack at the end, lmao

[@barl7416]

More AsuNiu content!!! ❤❤ More Astel teasing Niu 😂

[@blur2055]

He hit the Rizz with "Tsuki ga kirei" XD I'm dying to the curse XD, somebody res me XD

[@7nage]

Niu's reaction to the classic line is adorable 2:38

[@ExoticBankai]

Such a fun chemistry !

[@nauca9078]

I can't stop smiling...

[@cyrene03]

when the mood is right, it isn't - master oogway

[@RIU616]

1:42 RizzTel☺️

[@RaydeusMX]

I burst out laughing when I saw Astel's reaction to Niu's beard. 🤣

[@whatisthis2401]

Skill: Rizztel.

[@kebb0]

Things I never imagined a cute anime girl would say cutely ever: Yozuna Niu: "When I talked to Nana-chan earlier she said "You look like you'd fit with tentacles"... So I'll have her draw lewd tentacle pics for me." Also saying "You look like you'd fit with tentacles" casually like that lmao! Ayame's mama is built differently.

[@kl9686]

This is how it’s bros. You just need one moment, I’m already sub to them. 😂

[@godec599]

i might get diabetes from this

[@BlAdeZ197]

1:40 "Let's loot him" www Pure, comedy, gold

[@richiiadi3880]

Itoi toi Niu yozuna Asumi sena Kaminari qpi Mimi tosaki Hinano Astel jubutsu move is very effective

[@Chaos2Frozen]

Kagura Nana

[@differentone_p]

0:30 i don't know why but i really like how it sounds

[@akatsukiwolf2735]

That ending part is so great, made me laugh so much!

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

aka "Niu gets introduced to living in Los Angeles"

[@Genji-wt8bo]

Niu : you must say these to other girl Meanwhile:... Laplus : the guy from our company

[@furanyach.6340]

1:40 Not even 1 second after she was defending herself: Niu: let's loot him xdd

[@insaneloke4215]

TSKR to nui for giving us a two in one GFE and BFE

[@saifors]

Sunset so nice he sailed off towards it.

[@Damian_DH]

toi knocked Astel down in first minutes girl is learning.

[@deswide]

2:40 Niu's expression 🙏

[@cheeseborgar3986]

I love their interaction so much. Thanks for the translation TSKR 🙏

[@guromaiden2026]

nice boat

[@ravisky9597]

By the way, the next stream, no, probably from now on her rust stream will he filled with more asuniu materials