How does Astel "measure up" to Niu's ex husbands?【Holostars Neoporte EngSub】

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Part 2 tomorrow, really sick today
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[@arkhielr3252]

Truly a two in one curse sealing, I applaud shibuharu for creating this new sealing technique

[@peanutbutter3588]

shibuharu is a seal master confirmed, maybe he can seal up the eldri-

[@Bludflag]

I-is this the power of Shibuharu's Brahmic barriers

[@raykiske]

@@peanutbutter3588 wait, there is a new eldritch creature?

[@GANSO_KERAUNOS]

​@@Bludflagwe need him to hermetically sealed these two

[@ace_cwk]

Niu put up a good fight, but in the end Astel the Cursed is simply too strong

[@kisho4519]

Man this two have so much chemistry fr. I was smiling while watching this the whole time lmao

[@guess9097]

bro got so much rizz

[@Aka_Umash]

Basically, we called this Yakkai, 厄介, it's the same meaning to your comment.

[@apple_pines]

Another reminder to never give astel an inch because he will take a mile. His other collab partners didn't even give him anything and yet he was able to take his teasing real far, now that niu gave him a material to work on, he can practically shoot his shots from all angles

[@Frieren_ng_Kahirapan]

"shoot his shots from all angles" Hmmm naruhodo ne 🎉

[@gnouhp004]

good thing that she like a guy who can shoot a lot.

[@xforce6213]

niu likes it that way no?

[@lynardskynard2895]

I am waiting for the doujins...

[@SnowPiecer]

...Shoot from all angles...

[@darkhorse744]

Two special grade curses. Getting along, beautiful.

[@sayhitothelittlegonk1310]

Both are playing the marriage kayfabe and are internally cringing but they're committing to the bit.

[@blaaahh7867]

Niu's English is really cute

[@guess9097]

yea that was greay darling pronouciation

[@notspooky]

Gosh i love this two so much. this is definitely my new pair. The cursed couple 😂

[@7nage]

And here I thought Astel finally met his match. Niu's the closest one to match the supreme curse but it still remains undefeated to this day

[@turooru]

The only one I know who Astel is quiet around is Ichinose Uruha, but we've we've never seen it on stream. Like some sort of long-since extinguished oral tradition or something.

[@jowp417]

Asumi can fight too

[@shinsen16]

I am hoping they will cancel each other out and finally cleanse their own curse together

[@szysi3k]

By shooting a lot!

[@Aryazaky]

They're just gonna buff each other's curse

[@mr_noice_guy]

they're a match made in ̶h̶e̶l̶l̶ heaven

[@RenoKyrie]

Damn thats a lot of pregnancy then And Astel was 80% of them 😭

[@1.2.1.0.R.I.O]

Astel breaking boundaries and checking the limits... 😅👍

[@awrawrwar]

Fight fire with fire, seal a cursed item with a stronger cursed item. Also I like how everytime Astel calls her his wife she literally let's out a scream of ... joy?

[@TAKOssrb]

niu voice is kinda hot for me....

[@galaxycrystal2651]

I totally ship for all the wrong reason, because they kinda make your heart flutter, oddly.

[@sweetraisin9592]

7:00 guess how low Astel's jaw dropped

[@gespy796]

Astel Rizz at Full power

[@Something_Sharp]

I'm glad that after getting cruelly dumped by Niu, L-star was able to find someone who loves him unconditionally as he is (Deron)

[@jundoun3275]

Astel with the rizz like usual I wonder how much he grasp all the woman around him

[@pierredelapotterie5996]

I'm really liking Niu's voice and the way she laugh. Astel and Niu make a great duo. Great couples along with Gunkan (+Tamaki and Sara fangirling), Ironmouse/Cdawg, NightMea Roberu

[@praslix9996]

Gunkan still exist? Where's the timeline in that universe

[@Phoenix1024]

Listen to her voice on her chat stream or her twitching she's really got a soothing voice

[@pierredelapotterie5996]

@@praslix9996 Well, it's true we're not getting gunkan much anymore, plus gundou got some time off because some baseball joke? Still, I enjoyed every clip of featuring them

[@praslix9996]

@@pierredelapotterie5996 ahh mb, i thought they still doing it, getting hyped to fast lol

[@ParthHD]

​@@pierredelapotterie5996 fellow monke enjoyer, but you missed aethel and nyan

[@zulchemical]

Damn astel and roberu leave some for us

[@goggles8691]

It's not their fault they're irresistible to women

[@OpenAI165]

Most normal astels conversation

[@paannu]

bro… inject this shit straight into my veins. got me smiling ear to ear for 7min straight

[@sweetraisin9592]

Aye I know you would do this clip. AsuNiu is my favorite thing now

[@FreyjaWion]

Astel need to improve his stamina and intensity to keep up with Niu. 😏

[@PotionSmeller]

Real "watching discord e-couple flirt in #meme_chat" vibe from this whole video. They do got rizz though.

[@akyuu3282]

I'm so glad i gave Niu a chance ealier this year, she easily became one of my favorite Vtuber to watch wether solo or with a collab partner. Hope she keeps growing a lot more

[@theslightlytiltedcat]

This pairing of Special Grade curses has already been given the seal of approval by Niu's father (ShibuyaHal).

[@-Raylight]

Poor Niu, Astel easily overpowered her, so cute!!! xD 7:00 The way she said it, Astel is winning?? These special grade curses together is such a blessing. They're so "intense" when bullying. I think I found my new daily dose 🥰

[@VindyCh.]

This whole stream was great, i am glad more kaigai niki are finding Niu now. But as Astel showed up you could tell how she brightned up alot. And typical for Astel he seen all the "Carrie your Wife" comments and he joined her hehe. Love the interaktions from them !

[@devilopment3291]

Niu going "Buhah!!" is funny. you can count it

[@Chaos2Frozen]

There is nothing you can say about a gun that doesn't come off as an innuendo- those things are created to be penis compensators after all.

[@firainbowsan]

They are the ones talking but it feels like me who is being poked on the edge of a cliff

[@Oujiii]

Watching two glass cannons aim at each other and completely wreck each other with no value for their own well being is something I didn't know I needed until now. Thank you Shibuharu for the best cursed couple I have ever witnessed!

[@Pain-And-Gain]

1 glass cannon and 1 cannon, remember that.

[@ven4064]

Bro Astel is a goddamned fort

[@nightmarefadil5352]

My heart and my smile don't lie Their interactions really make me feel the vibrations that make its own pleasure,I bat Niu doki doki with just astel suprise word you know it Although hidden in the tone of his speech, Really CUTE

[@cyrene03]

this pairing are on a tier of their own

[@mahdibd]

Ever since the 14 kids stream, AstelNiu teetee is just so sweet

[@mofu7852]

Her exploding laugh is just... VERY NICE

[@Tottemo_Cill]

Only deron who keep loyal to L-star

[@dhanang]

2023 seems to be Astel winning son year.

[@punkkupal]

def one of my new favorite duo's, it's a two for one seal of special grade. hope you feel better!

[@user-ur4xy9hk5z]

wow never know Anika is so powerful when he's on full power curse mode. 😂

[@ifdy1361]

So nostalgic, it feels like watching dtto and nkok

[@tomnyamkun8]

These cursed teetee is too strong 😂

[@TheTouhouFreak]

"My husband~" My neurons activated when she said that in that tone.

[@lynardskynard2895]

I can't stop grinning lmao

[@bmanpura]

3:40 She let her guard down for one moment and Astel came rushing in.

[@thelazycat1744]

niu inner beast being unleased the more she play with astel 😂

[@raykiske]

Thank you for clipping Niu. She is so adorable and few who is able to keep up w Rizztel. 😂

[@pebokun]

amazing teetee here, hope to see more of these two collabing

[@VieKrohtiel]

Niu new outfit looks nice She looks more mature but somehow still looks like a kid

[@franks777_KFP]

My face hurts from smiling at this clip

[@rinoakirova1548]

Astel is winning here for real? It seemed like Niu was actually flustered when he said "I need to hold from saying I love you" haha Also, get better soon Oboretai!

[@mahdibd]

Astel at the least trying his best not sending false signal to Niu for now Not sure if things will change in the future

[@impaladba]

What can i say. I simply LOVE this video, whole situation and both of them together ! They are damn precious !

[@1.2.1.0.R.I.O]

As always these 2 just don't stop cause there's no straight man. 😂

[@blur2055]

I'm fucking dying from the level of curse XD

[@Melon-ALL-Free]

Power couple for sure.

[@prhl]

Niu is such a gem. What a cool gal.

[@TheTubePoweredOne]

Good lord, these two are _way_ too cute together.

[@JasonSutisna]

This pairing is so funny w Thank you for the TL~

[@krugz_]

mfs don't care about flaming anymore i see

[@black_712]

I NEED MORE ASTEL X NIU TEE TEE

[@FukuroChannel]

Get well soon!

[@ZethSet]

Note to self: Don't watch Astel-Niu clips in the middle of the night, pretty sure my laugh woke up half the neighborhood 🤣

[@may-yx2nt]

I'm distracted by niu's keybinds

[@benja9029]

it's sweet yet cursed hahaha really love watching these two. It's always like "bro Astel are you sure you want to say that?" "No no no Niu this is the part where you stop him" "please give me more"

[@saif-gv6gl]

get well soon

[@chilledgeek3732]

I mean, It’s a jork. For Now…

[@date5960]

Roberu Mea need to collab wth these two

[@itsmerota8523]

is this another OREAPO like arc?

[@hypovolemia]

Doesn't really make much of a difference, but I'm pretty sure she says にんにく at 5:07. I don't know why the connection exists exactly, but at the very least Family Mart uses "stamina" to refer to garlic in food

[@Kyla8132]

FLIRT 100

[@damester13]

5:53 Niu said this about what she thinks their Octane solo was trying to say when he typed "???" in the in-game chat. Octane seemingly have typed that after Astel called him a quickshot that's why Astel apologized by saying, "Sorry, Niu is my wife after all (So I said that about you so Niu wouldn't like you)."

[@adrianrodriguezcau]

finallyy someone keep up with astel rizzz.. im so proud of my son

[@user-vs2hp5vt3r]

the only thing more cursed than Astel is Niu's key binds... like, w for skills, z for heals and c,v for weapons... what the actual heck is she using for movement..??? asdf???

[@lanz247]

she uses esdf for movement!

[@PMosolov]

I've got impression of Niu that she is like Nyaners but on jp side 🤣

[@maple_syrup22]

7:00 don't mind me just want to leave this here.

[@MiharuCh.001]

Suntempo with their unspoken rizz

[@TheGreatJinx]

HUH Niu's pronounciation of "My darling" was like, really good lmao. Completely caught me off guard for some reason. Edit: After finishing the rest of the clip, I'm just impressed with her pronounciation now lmao

[@ryokuharu241]

Thanks for the translation but you shouldn't push yourself too much. If you are feeling sick you should get more rest in, we'll still be waiting for your videos so take it easy ❤

[@blackyuna013]

i like her english pronounciation. its cute!

[@Aka_Umash]

So... Are we Yakkaing?

[@icebear1209]

Neo porte is scary.. The CEO: Flirt With Hoshikawa The Big Senpai: Flirt with 2 Vspo and 1Niji's Girls Niu: Flirt with someone from Big Idol Company.

[@benja9029]

scary? more like built different haha

[@jon-unicorn-doxxer]

thats what I call networking

[@helios3445]

jork

[@poshinoposhi]

Get better! >:O

[@Kotch666]

1:57

[@kcrazyvids]

Get well soon oboretai.

[@iSoulend]

L-Star was def toying with her, he's in an unbreakable long time relationship with deron

[@yamiRic]

I believe that only Nene can tame Astel

[@Amagys]

"Jork." rofl unexpected laugh from that.

[@Phoenix1024]

0:30 😧

[@ReXiRa787]

When talking about stamina, I think Niu said garlic before saying meat

[@ashle9034]

This ain't a joke anymore Astel is in his bag "2023 new year new me" type mf 😂😂😂

[@justaloaf2698]

Mr Electric send them to the principal's office and have them EXPELLED

[@Hibernape]

This is the first time I've ever heard of Niu. She sounds so much like KanaHana, wtf.

[@Drake_Grazer]

Dear god this was hilarious as hecc. Niu-chan's long standing infidelity with Energy weapons has come to light lul. wwwwww But yeah, Niu-chan's heart is too big, she'd gladly marry Astel, Havoc, L-Star and her own listeners too if given the chance wwww

[@Fanimati0n]

Even if it was a joke, my heart would stop if Astel called me his wife

[@To_Cherrish]

lol

[@Meonium]

I think Astel vs Mea might be the best battle ever if they collab