HOW I beat RUIN in UNDER 30 MINUTES

[@AstralSpiff]

Drink more water! Get AirUp for 15% off with code ASTRAL here! airup.link/45uy5xh

[@fortune2079]

ok

[@attripy]

ok

[@Haveyouseenthisman0]

I will

[@ItsSpot]

Sure

[@D0qy]

Drinking some water rn thanks

[@suitov]

I think it's lovely that, after years of Brazilian fans begging the Glamrock Four to visit Brazil, they really did it. And they even got there in under half an hour. That shows great appreciation for their supporters.

[@abd_md]

So FNAF is real in brazil😂

[@connorbruhmoment]

@@abd_mdIs anything TRULY real in Brazil?

[@kozie78]

The Yakuza Four

[@Arle3597]

@@connorbruhmomentas a Brazilian I can confirm, we are only a glitch in the Matrix

[@arandomcommenter412]

@@connorbruhmomentBrazil is a government lie designed to keep the general populous complacent.

[@lynx4082]

Openly talking about how to commit tax fraud/evasion is a certified Spiff Moment

[@samforrt2898]

To elaborate on the whole "painting tax write-off," basically the way it goes is that you commission an artist to create a painting for you. Then you get an appraiser to rate the painting at a really high price, then you donate the painting to a business, and they'll take the painting's perceived value as a monetary donation, thus being a write-off. Edit: Oh, someone actually explained it at 35:36.

[@dovidkahn]

Lol

[@Spectral-Spiff]

@@samforrt2898 your answer is absolutely right the answer chat gave of going to Dubai and then selling them is a meme

[@InsaneStone]

Isn’t that normal

[@staciemohler4624]

33:06

[@Zaanse_Mayo]

1:17:08 I can't believe Spiff read my message, called me a liar, got corrected by chat, apologised to me for calling me a liar and then called me an honest believer. Best stream ever

[@Vivigreeny25]

Living the dream

[@D0qy]

Blud obsessed with FNAF man

[@b1xssom838]

Certified Y/N moment 😂

[@lumonetic1124]

instant chad points for apologizing so quickly

[@iamhere6893]

Wist meteen dat het Nederland zou zijn

[@mirkinator2221]

I could feel the pain in him saying the code was astral at 4:25 instead of the whole astralspiff or something similar

[@AstralSpiff]

Yep

[@danang5]

i think keeping the name matpat incident is funny, because he's the one man who probably dont want to skip anything, yet he accidentally, by himself, found a skip that bypass the most lore in the game edit:adding better spacing by popular demand

[@Wojtek1250XD]

Put a space after each ","

[@rfurthegamer3412]

@@Marcuskwok-hn5yi readable sentence police

[@xNathan2439x]

@@Marcuskwok-hn5yi is that Grammer? I think it might be the punctuation police.

[@Marcuskwok-hn5yi]

In my opinion it is grammar

[@connorbruhmoment]

@@Marcuskwok-hn5yiGrammar is correcting someone’s spelling, but punctuation is fixing the formatting of commas and periods, and making the sentence readable and coherent enough for the average human to read and comprehend it

[@izzy_is_chaotic]

I find it really heartwarming how many people during the stream used tts to tell you that you got them into speedrunning! In a way, you got me into it too, and I’m 175 on the Google solitaire speedrun board!

[@LycanMOON]

Hey solitaire speedrunning :D It used to be one of my hyperfixations,though I lost interest in a week.runs are really impressive

[@StopDropDash]

Me too, I’m currently the any% holder for ruin chapter 2 unrestricted and chapter 9 with many former we’d for other catagories

[@jasperlazuli9483]

Wait how tf you speedrun solitaire

[@izzy_is_chaotic]

@@jasperlazuli9483 play very fast. That’s really it lmao. It’s harder thank it sounds

[@jamfingers55]

Im honestly giving kudos to Steel Wool for learning from their mistakes

[@TheDiner50]

Give kudos to Ruin is like giving kudos to a pizza maker that they learned how to prepare food that is used when making the pizza. And still Ruin is far less interesting. So really even if SB was half baked and shit. It at least at the end of the day far more interesting then whatever PopyGo or whatever else horrible. And the SB pizza you can actually bake in your own oven and find something enjoyable out of the pizza. If Steel Wool only learned to make child's games with ZERO going for it? I mean dam. SB was lost potential and a joke of a messy and broken game development. But Ruin has the problem of being lazy and AR gimmick bs. And by Lazy I mean just in the story and creativity. SB had signs of being a good game in there. Ruin is just playing it safe and relying completely on map makers making the map into a "ruin" variant of SB. It was brave to add that teleporting between parts of the map and it working as well as it dose. Honestly did not see that coming. It worked very well for what it is. Story and everything else? Like kudos for doing your job? Really? And putting child safety barriers and challenges everywhere? Na. Story and gameplay is far worse then SB. HOW do they manage to do that and deserve kudos? If only SB had knife Vanny and a proper reworking of the story and all. It seems very obvious that SB we got was not the original story plan. And the horrible handling of the open world questing and bugs... I mean. What a lost potential of a game.

[@seekersandshadowsart]

@@TheDiner50 That's a lotta words. Too bad I'm not reading them lmfao.

[@teosvilokos]

You should, they have a point@@seekersandshadowsart

[@shinycharizard9221]

​@@TheDiner50"dad, I don't understand pizza cooking metaphors"

[@coolboyyo654]

They really just work better on linear games tbh

[@Najemniczkas]

Another video, another comment for Loaf appearances 3:54 past Ad Loaf sleeping on keyboard 4:17 Another sponsor Loaf 39:46 Loaf jump 40:33 terrible spot Loaf 1:16:39 Loaf clip

[@StopDropDash]

Thanks loaf guy

[@Najemniczkas]

Anytime@@StopDropDash. Loaf deserves the attention

[@JaceFaller]

Loaf deserves loaf's own loaf based loaf KZbin channel, which is for made loaf 🍞

[@justasmltwngir1732]

Ty

[@jenniferkorf4767]

AstraLoaf

[@AwkCrafty]

As someone who has attempted this speedrun I can really relate to "DONT SOFTLOCK"

[@wrenchhand9046]

As someone who hasn't attempted this speedrun I can't really relate to "DONT SOFTLOCK"

[@Zer0_days_Offical]

as someone who has attempted this speedrun but my game wouldn't even load i can't really relate at all to "DONT SOFTLOCK"

[@Best_FrIend_97]

As someone who doesn’t have the ruin dlc or security breach at all I physically am unable to relate to “DONT SOFTLOCK”

[@mr_epicgaming]

As somebody who play tested the game and was forced the way Steelwool intended for the game to play I emotionally can't relate to "DONT SOFTLOCK"

[@Danpg79]

Yeah. Also there's a weird softback in banban 2. Basically you collect the gum in the dark, you get the money and return the friend. Then you get the glasses. And this is a B A D softlock. It makes you restart the game from the beginning

[@DeathbyPixels]

Pro tip, in relation to the fly: flies perceive time differently than we do. They're really good at detecting fast motion, but not so much slow motion. The best way to sneak up on them to swat them is to VERY SLOWLY move your hand/swatter/etc. as close to them as possible, THEN quickly swat them. Doesn't work every time, if your hand/swatter/etc. creates a sudden enough shadow over them while you're closing in, they'll fly away, but I've had fairly good luck with doing it that way. I don't normally endorse killing insects just because but house flies... yeah that's fine lol

[@crowqueenamps]

Solid advice. I, too, find the slow sneaking swatter to work very well, especially since you can close in enough distance to make sure you hit them.

[@libbykeppel1090]

Such a strange wisdom to find under a fnaf video, but this may change the way I live... Forever

[@Lunarice98]

Get a piece of paper and box them in. They can't see white

[@jenniferkorf4767]

Then how can they seem me, I’m whiter than a Siberian winter :(

[@Lunarice98]

@@jenniferkorf4767 cause you have baby hands

[@Ivysaur108]

2 videos that are longer than an hour in under 24 hours. We love your content spiff 💜

[@kjl_productions]

Pog

[@franciscojavierdelatorreba3554]

Poggers we thouth he was gonna upload in a month

[@jstar3382]

I feel... proud of steel wool? They made a much less broken game and even found a way to make the majority of the game be played

[@End9am3]

@@jstar3382 their definitely improving, fnaf has now become a Mario genre, where games will probably be based on the world rather than actually lore makers

[@grandmagertrude7676]

I love how sassy editor Connor is

[@DeadKraker]

he got a editor now?

[@rawspud]

@@DeadKraker he's had one for a long time now

[@frnkbb5118]

[@Tsuchi]

an under appreciated aspect of spiff is how involved he is with chat on stream most other streamers either dont read chat at all or barely interact but spiff holds predictions and conversations with them constantly its really fun

[@squidking2679]

I find it unbelievably funny that steel wool spent so much time to revamp security breach and make ruin an infinitely better experience and make it more polished and less broken and people have still found a way to just exit the map within a day

[@TenSoldierYT]

That'll happen with every game. We gamers love OoBing

[@dbeast03]

I said this on one of Spiff's first Ruin vids, but that exact process is still a very good sign. Most games get thoroughly demolished eventually, but the problem with SB was that people were destroying it on accident within minutes of playing. As long as the bugs are mostly only exploitable by skilled players *trying* to break the game (like this one barring the MatPat Incident as I've not heard of any other skip so easy), I'll say I'm happy with that aspect of Steel Wool's work here.

[@Bubbly_Dragon]

@@dbeast03 Mask warps are also easy enough to do by mistake, though I think in most cases they just end in a death anyway so it doesn't really effect anything

[@dbeast03]

@@Bubbly_Dragon yep, it's less common to do that type of thing on accident is the big part, because SB had so many accidental clips and OOB's for deaths and softlocks that ruin just having a few is, at minimum, a step in the right direction.

[@justin2308]

There’s a difference between the breaking the game on purpose versus by accident.

[@gosha305]

Actually, it's almost sad that this one isn't as broken for speedrunning.

[@TyroRNG]

To be fair, there are quite a few skips which drastically cut down the speedrun time. And at least the game is stable enough that a normal player wouldn't experience major bugs (unless you are a certain theorist in search for lore). Though I'm certain that if security breach didn't have all those bugs, glitches and exploits the game wouldn't have been as special.

[@icgmommy87]

(crying)

[@wanabenecro5390]

Agreed, but at least we got a working product

[@tobiletsplay]

Fr

[@Boredness90]

@@TyroRNG i wouldnt say special in any positive capacity, tyro.

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

I love how chat said "no illegal stuff" as a fangame requirement when like. Number 1, there is already a lot of murder in FNaF, even if you're not committing it. And number 2, DSaF exists. And has the option for you to do SO many crimes

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

I'd really assume that the rules are: 1) It has to be free, unless Scott says you can make money off it 2) Can't be too similar to official games and 3) No kiddie diddlers

[@Aderalls]

By "nothing illegal" they probably meant like actual _illegal_ irl stuff, not, like, in-game illegal... Fazbear Ent. breaks laws on the regular lol

[@3clipse449]

I now need a fan game in which fazbear is meets all osha requirements, maybe as a mod of security breach?

[@MYLAR.]

@@3clipse449 that would be so goddamn funny. like an alternate, locally run piece of the fazbear chain in some small town who Actually cares about the health and well-being of their employees

[@GoomTheClown]

I'm glad you figured out how to skip the first Chica jump scare, last time someone saw it things didn't end so well...

[@RedIsTheCoolest]

Ishowmeat

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

ishowmycawk

[@Sans_The_Skeleton]

iShowMyDickTo9YearOldsOnKZbin

[@ВладиславБулаев-л3э]

LMFAOOOO

[@diogoayres7953]

ishowshmeat

[@deeplyjuniper]

Spiff is probably the best KZbinr who does sponsor ads. His narration is entertaining enough that I don't want to skip it, and for this video, I finally decided to buy that damn water bottle 😂

[@StopDropDash]

Ngl I might have to give in to the sponsor too

[@prettiestgirljade]

I want one too but it’s so expensive 😭

[@thepeppermiint7988]

SAME he's the only creator I don't skip the sponsor segment for lol

[@sadaholic]

6:06 am i tripping or does spiff seem to have a decently sized part of the community that sleeps with his streams on? it’s such relaxing background noise to sleep to

[@chosentragedy3934]

I fell asleep while watching this vid, ur not alone :)

[@MB-ev9ix]

about to fall asleep to this video lmao

[@mellow_mallow]

the main channel vids for me but absolutely

[@Midnight_Rein]

1:04:31 I am *living* for the mic bonk. Such a mood. Encapsulates everything I've ever experienced as a gamer.

[@skeetboopbo]

Hearing Spiff talk about struggling with the fishing rod in Twilight Princess helped heal my soul knowing I'm not the only one who sucked so much that it took like 20 minutes to get the fish for that cat

[@SyCreeper]

I'm so happy I was able to create and contribute to a Chapter 1 skip that is still being used in even sub 30 minute runs, I might have to try and see if I can get anywhere near as fast as Spiff at this speedrun

[@denjis_left_nut]

Congrats man!

[@glutentag5853]

Spiff's impression of Roxy saying, "GIVE ME BACK MY EYES!" is impeccable

[@FerretPotato]

"ᵍⁱᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ᵉʸᵉˢ﹗"

[@rebeccasimen1421]

my favorite moment from these streams was when I tried to explain lore to spiff, he read it out loud, and then just said "no."

[@sevenbeew]

really appreciate the narrator spiff distinction. i struggle to follow along sometimes, this definitely helped!

[@Sans_The_Skeleton]

I just look at stream Spiff’s mouth to see if it’s moving correctly with the words narrator Spiff is saying

[@incognitoburrito6020]

The audio quality is also clearer and usually a different volume

[@arcanox3612]

@@incognitoburrito6020i think they were being satirical, this new editor spiff pepe cutaway drives me insane

[@zukio6088]

​@@arcanox3612i dont think they were. it's useful to me too

[@skyaleer]

@@arcanox3612I genuinely agree with OP, though. as someone with auditory processing issues, it really throws me off sometimes when narration starts happening in the middle of one of spiff’s videos, especially if the gameplay continues around it with no cuts. Obviously I’ll survive if it happens, but it’s just a little thing that I personally appreciate when youtubers add in some sort of visual cue letting me know that the coming speech isn’t necessarily connected to exactly what’s going on with the gameplay. :)

[@terrasilvershade5678]

I still love that Matpat has his own speedrunning skip

[@selfdestructivecat4922]

AirUp: Hey this guy seems popular! Let’s have him sponsor our product! Spiff: Finally an opportunity to share how I stole flavored water from the elderly!

[@lizy9117]

I really like how it’s called the matpat incident instead of the lorehunter skip. Good job to matpat’s editor for this one

[@animatingangel7946]

When Spiff said “Astral” as the code for AirUp, I legitimately went “Who?” I forgot that it’s AstralSpiff and not just Spiff. 😂😭

[@LunaticGuns]

You are insane! Props to you and everyone who took part in this! ❤

[@goldenhand9107]

gotta say this is the best version of your vids ever. a 50/50 split between narration and twitch commentary with a bunch of fun editing. keep it up--and nice work connor ;)

[@AdaTheWatcher]

Talking about getting stuck, I got stuck at the golden claw door in Skyrim because I didn't know you needed to look at the claw.

[@Mystic-Midnight]

I got stuck in Elden Ring for days because I didn't know how to get onto the Altus Plateau since I had 1/2 the medallion and didn't know about the side entrance.

[@glassphoenix9095]

i have the solution for the golden claw specifically memorized since its the first one (fun fact: you just activate every ring twice!) but ive started playing on pc with a mouse and keyboard set up after playing on ps4 for ages and i had no idea how to move inventory items around with a mouse 💀

[@AdaTheWatcher]

In my defense, to my knowledge there's almost no quests that require you to examine the model of an item in Skyrim, excluding books.

[@notoriousgoblin83]

​@AdaTheWatcher And all of the claws. I got stuck on those because it was sometimes difficult to determine what direction they were supposed to face.

[@MYLAR.]

SAME

[@glitchyfruit2503]

35:30 Buy a painting and then have it evaluated by a corrupt critic, then donate a “million dollar painting” that you bought for a few thousand to a museum. Tax deductible donation

[@qrvisal]

honestly I'd have to give props for Spiff's editing for this channel making funny content is one thing, but transforming hours of VODs into a single video while keeping it funny and not awkward is another skill itselfー I've seen other youtubers do this, but not all of them come out really well... So keep doing what you're doing Spiff, you're doing great and love your content!!

[@The_Results]

Lets just appreciate how long this video must of taken. Not only did he edit this, which is a whole other can of worms, but he also edited down and spliced in audio commentary into 5-6 DIFFERENT STREAMS. Thank you for giving me sleep videos!

[@metamorphh]

the absolute pain in his voice when he says that the code is astral and not spiff gets me every time

[@NJzinho]

you can tell which sponsors have watched more than 2 minutes of the channel by the code they use. in all my time watching this man i have never seen anyone call him astral except for ads

[@iamontda]

It feels so weird to have seen the sub 30 run and then still be excited to see an hour and a half long video detailing it. Think it goes to show that Spiff has really fun narration and editing

[@marekse27]

26:04 Isn't the difference that while softlocked you can reload save/reset character and be just fine, but while hardlock NOTHING will help you progressing further.

[@nejishadow]

That, and I've always also seen freezing as a hard lock. Like if your game is stuck on one frame, you have to reset the console itself. Whereas if YOU were stuck you can open the menu and quit, soft locked

[@crowqueenamps]

That's how I view it. Softlock means a reload or loading a quick save usually fixes. I think of hard locked as you are now stuck with absolutely no way to get out of it. Like an infinite death loop in Skyrim where your quick save was the save right at the start of said loop.

[@eslin2845]

@@crowqueenampsyou could just load a save further back though

[@xeldalachyrule]

1:25:52 “MatPat’s being retired.” Oh, Spiff, you have no idea…

[@Shadowreaper8435]

mentioning group projects made me relive a "fun" memory I took a course called "software development using Unity" so essentially making a game in the Unity engine we have around 7 months for the project and after 2 weeks of debating what we (a 7 person team) should do that was plagued with at least one person going "I don't want to do that" for any given idea we landed on a side scrolling shooter/platformer everyone gets assigned a part and we split up, no major progress reports and everyone assumes the others are diligently working on their assigned stuff. one girl was assigned to music, one guy made models etc. and my job was to also assemble all the parts I got sent so the 7 months are almost over, we have only 3 days until we have to present the project and I still haven't gotten a single thing from anyone. after asking around it became clear that nobody except me and the music girl had done anything for the project. So I had 2.5 days to make a Unity game in a genre I don't particularly like (but to be fair also don't hold any grudges against) to the level of quality you'd expect from a 7 month project. from scratch. alone. not fun I slept maybe 4 hours in that time and definitely drank too many energy drinks but eventually somehow got something together. nothing good but it was playable. kind of also the music I was sent was in a file format Unity wouldn't accept and I didn't recognize it so couldn't convert it, and the girl responsible couldn't export in any other format, so I also had to do music for the game. I do not know a single thing about music in the end I drove to present the project by car after getting way too little sleep, definitely not a good idea, but we had to present it I didn't even have time to properly build the game into an exe because I had to polish the code as much as humanly possible so it was presented by playing inside the Unity editor and also had to be handed in to the professor in this state after presenting we were asked to hand in a file detailing who did what work on the project by the following week. since you needed a good grade in this project work to pass the year (there's genuinely no way around this, you absolutely NEED that grade otherwise you get to do the year again) I split all of my work up into sections and assigned them to the other people so everyone would get at least a passing grade I ended up getting the least points out of all the participants (but enough to pass) still mad about that one despite it happening 4,5 years ago and I likely will never let that go not what I would call a "fun experience"

[@doodlydungeon8576]

Honestly, you should've told the professor the situation so that only you and music girl got points. Let the others who slacked figure out the consequences of their (in)actions.

[@colibri224]

I'm both happy and sad that Stealwool improved. Happy because, yay, lesson learned. And sad because, aww, we love buggy mess.

[@stuttertarget]

35:00 for those of you wondering why rich people buy paintings, it is not a tax write off. Banks have a cap on how much money you can put into them (100k or something like that, i can’t remember) so to protect their assets rich folks will buy insanely expensive paintings and either lock them up in a cabinet somewhere or loan the paintings to a museum/art gallery as a sort of wallet for their abundant riches (museums/art galleries are nice because they upkeep the paintings and keep them looking perfect and prevent them from being stolen). It also puts the rich person in a lower tax bracket as they have “less” money. It’s a really good investment for them as some paintings will gain value over time, thus giving them a higher net worth.

[@drucy.]

Only Spiff makes a 1 hour 40 minutes video explaining how he beats a DLC in under 30 minutes =D On that regards, he's the Otzdarva of the FNAF universe, lmao

[@gemstone4264]

Truly a quick video to watch on my lunch break :3

[@anotherhuman2414]

7:24 You're telling me that jumping while using the main mechanic of the game once again allows you to escape out of bounds? Well at least it doesn't unload the entire map this time!

[@mrkam3036]

Ashley hydration reminders in an ad?? Love it. There is nothing that will stop me from hydrating now. Loved the video, congratulations on sub 30! And thank you for a beautiful 1 hour and 30 minutes of my time spent watching this video.

[@andrzejwiewiorowski]

I love these long ass videos, since they're barely edited, it's just the best parts of the streams compiled together which makes it very enjoyable to watch or just have in the background and listen to the wacky conversations Spiff has with chat

[@avoidofnothing]

honestly the pepe frog being there when narrator spiff is talking really helps to clear up confusion, a nice addition to your already amazing vids

[@TimmyChUwU]

Spiff mentioned GTFO at like 10:10. I’d love to see Spiff play and stream GTFO! I’ve been playing that game with a few friends and it’s a lot of fun. The bots can get you pretty far in GTFO but past most C1 levels, you’ll probably need a full squad of people. Exceptions include R1 since that one is pretty tame, and there are a few levels where they’re actually not too bad to solo by yourself or with bots. A lot of levels in R5, and R7 need a full squad or at least three people. Once you get to C1 in those rundowns, you usually need a full team.

[@randomuser7453]

I never drank water before I saw this video, thanks to your sponsor now I can be properly hydrated.

[@filthycasual6118]

I remember hearing someone else describe the painting thing. It works better if you, the artist, and an art appraiser all work together. The process goes something like this: Artist makes a $10 painting with leftover paints in their garage. You, the rich businessman, buy that painting for $200. You "hire" an art appraiser to value the painting at something ludicrous, like $2,000,000. This costs you, say, $2,000. You donate the "$2,000,000" painting to the local museum, and you get to write that off on your taxes. The artist turned $10 into $200; the appraiser gets a kickback from the evaluation; and you get to save $2m after spending $2,200. Everyone wins! And that's why modern art is a thing.

[@exylophone1]

wow that is really stupid that thats how that works

[@crackerjaq9974]

Say it with me now, kids: ✨ _Money Laundering_ ✨

[@filthycasual6118]

@@crackerjaq9974 I don't think this is money laundering. If anything, it's a kind of tax fraud. The rich guy isn't using the painting to explain how he acquired $2m; he's donating it to a museum to get a $2m coupon for his taxable income. I guess you _could_ use this to help you launder money. Like, you use a legitimate business to mask the earnings of your illegitimate side hustle, _then_ use the painting to make the IRS not care either way. Everything on your books was covered by the deductible, so who's going to look twice?

[@ragnarokgamingyt7476]

Average adachi pfp

[@appalachiabrauchfrau]

it also just doesn't happen as often as people think it does, you need a name behind you to pull off the old reliable. My woodblock and stone printmaking prints might get appraised at around 1k, finding an appraiser to risk their livelihood isn't that easy. And you don't donate it to a museum, you donate it to a COLLECTION, which could just be someones garage. It's a risky scheme though and has to be carefully executed, airtight. Big name artist, big name appraisal company, big name collection that cycles regularly. It's a real legal loophole because it's not always just money laundering, you need to make it look as legit as possible and when you get to that point it's just... a genuine art donation lol.

[@maxhay9098]

3:42 Struth, working outside is a constant fight against death by dehydration, I routinely go through a gallon and a quart (little less than 5 liters) over 8 hours and still get off my shift dehydrated

[@xxlharvesterlxx2121]

Thanks for uploading Spiff, your videos help me through the day and I love listening to your videos while I make a new MTG deck because you’re funny as hell.

[@eeeeeeeeeeeeed]

Like what kind of deck Edit: I meant like what format

[@crimsonreaper2725]

14:05 I never thought I would hear about this game ever again. Nice to know about more people who have played it. I never played, but only know if it because someone I knew was playing it and I was watching it. So cool.

[@BioHzrd0010]

1:01:18 As a wise man once said: "Water is _clear._ The only time water is blue is when there's billions of tons of it and it's _all in the one spot._ And then it's got all sorts of shit in it. Like salt, and *SHARKS.* _...Blue means SHARKS IN IT!_ Don't eat that, it's got *_SHARKS IN IT!"_*

[@lameplayr]

the song that plays at 1:03:00 is the instrumental version of a song named "i hate the world and everything in it", felt like it was a fitting title for the depression arc lol

[@ShadowstalkerTF]

At 1:03:20 the "Ehhh" and the "Hello??" are so funny sped up I had to re-watch it five whole times before I could continue watching the rest of the video.

[@carlwheezer1535]

matpat incident (crying) So real Livesplit, so real.

[@Oalofa]

1:00:00 i know this is totally random, but speaking to the color of water, on the pacific coast of the americas, specifically in the PNW our water is an emerald green, its hard to see in photos but when you live here 24/7 you'd wish it was as clear and nice as the bahamas water

[@SoniXperias]

15:38 apart from ocarina of time. Me and my siblings skipped every piece of dialogue but managed to get to adult link before I can't remember what happened next. It took about 3 months to beat queen ghoma and I was so proud when I did it. Although I did get stuck instantly in pretty much all the other zelda games I played.

[@SoniXperias]

I've played 22/40 Zelda games and I think I've beaten 3

[@ona512]

35:27 chat no, they _donate_ the painting and then write off the value in the donation part of doing your taxes. That's how they game the system so they don't pay their part.

[@theman6422]

In the speedrun lore, Cassie HATES Roxy and thats why she never hesitates to deactivate her despite not being told. She cries at the end because she couldn’t find Giga Monty, her favorite animatronic

[@Mrdestiny17]

1:28:51 never pay for college textbooks. Almost all of them are available online for free and the ones that aren't can be rented so much cheaper. Older versions have a good chance to be nearly identical to newer versions if its only a couple years old. Had a professor that required use to buy a book he wrote. Probably the most scummiest things ive had a professor do. Was a total dick as well

[@mouldydorito2918]

So not only is bonnie bowl the easiest to skip in speedruns, but also the easiest to skip for steelwool in adding the bowling minigame!

[@dippingout112]

did you know the brazil ending is probably called that, not because of jokes, but because of a movie by the same name! the movie, basically, goes like this: so theres a guy who has a fantasy world he escapes to when stressed but is going throught tons of situations and at the end, he escapes into his mind for probably the last time. theres a video explaining it in better detail...

[@hyperlyne8282]

I always think of Security Breach as the silly goofy glitch game that's more of a sandbox than anything and can be beaten in 5 minutes, so it always floors me when I remember that its the single largest game (I think) in an incredibly large franchise that still has more problems than the average 90s console game that probably only had 2 updates and a single playtest.

[@EpicGamer_SansheeFreddy]

0:41 *ha u thought* 0:56 *still nope* 1:37 *frebby* 1:48 *moar frebby*

[@kennethbremiller]

I think its nice to have a face appear in the corner when spiff talks outside of the stream

[@linksgamer6058]

I love how you make your videos, I always liked you voice + VOD + music style of video but now it's just so much better, the icon to tell you are talking the musics the montage everything is so much better and I love it ! I love speedrunning content in general but I think you're one of the few people on Internet that knows how to make a good video on speedrunning content and that is so refreshing !

[@ScootsLounge]

I got stuck in the Lakebed Temple as a kid because there was a small underwater maze I kept getting lost in. And as a kid, whenever I'd get stuck on a hard part in games, instead of trying to solve the problem and push past it, I'd just restart the game and play through the whole game up to the point I had gotten stuck, then repeat the process. People say TP's intro is too long, and thinking on it I'd agree, but I've played through that intro so many times it means absolutely nothing to me lmao.

[@dovidkahn]

29:05 Cassie be like: "What happened to it?" (The OceanGate Titan) Me: You don't wanna know.

[@DangerDurians]

Spiff questioned it in the vods, how does Roxy come back after being turned off I think, like sun/moon, she was simply rebooted, she just took a sec to come back online

[@aceofspades3923]

1:23:23 i like how the jumps line up with the stings in the music nice job

[@ItsYaBoi444]

was about to comment this

[@jmgrule]

I love how Connor is making sure to mention SPIFF lied, not him.

[@Ataraxia0]

35:11 i believe you hire an in house painter to make a painting, then hire an in house appraiser to appraise it as some ludicrous amount of money, and then donate it to a museum to deduct that from your taxes

[@enderkatze6129]

35:30 Actually, to evade taxes via paintings, you: Commision a painting. (~1.000$?) Have it evaluated at your net Worth Donate the painting to a Museum Resultingly, you pay No taxes because you technically donated your entire worth

[@somerandomkickball]

LETS GO I CAN FINALLY LEARN THIS RUN

[@5hardshelltacosfromtacobell]

i love these long spiff vidoes. not that I don't mind watching full vods, but seeing a compilation of a whole run/challenge is nice. Good job on the editing too :0

[@vaehtay]

Watching this after watching Matpat play is a little funny. “The game has nine chapters, and we can’t skip any of them.” Matpat: “Hold my beer”

[@Stubbler]

Oh my gosh! It's my favorite youtuber, ASTRAL! I can't wait to use code ASTRAL to get an AirUp bottle so I can stay hydrated during ASTRAL's streams!

[@Spaghetti-kb6mf]

IT HAS BEEN DONE, good job Spiff!

[@AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]

Spig needs a spacebar counter everytime he streams ruin

[@hioman]

Spiff, you should play twilight princess on stream so that chat can hold you accountable for not finding it if your try to quit

[@bluewuppo]

hey spiff! im a huge CSGO fan (~4.3k hours) and I have some recommendations to have fun! like you said, competitive gets really sweaty, but there are a bunch of community servers that are purely for fun. there's a hundred unique, player-made gamemodes hosted on thousands of servers. Here's a list of rly popular gamemodes: zombies, koth, hns (hide and seek), 1v1s, retakes (1v1s and retakes are really good for building skills for comp as well, and are probably the sweatiest of the comm. servers), flying scoutsmen (super low gravity, only Scouts and Knives are allowed. also my fave♥), death run (rly fun), arms race, tdm/dm, prop hunt (another fave), jail break (depending on server, either rly fun or rly toxic :/ ), surfing, deags only, awp only (some are noscopes only with autobhop and other movement changes), bhop (normally player-made maps that require you to bhop around obstacles thru a course), casual/comp games hosted on community maps, kz (movement gamemode, only rly for players interested in honing skills, but valuable teaching/guide), etc etc sorry its such a long comment, im super passionate about the community scene for CS and want to share my experience! if you don't know how to access community servers, there's a button on the main menu called Community Servers, and it'll open up a browser that will be overwhelming at first. but you'll figure out how to search and narrow down servers with time. your friends will also be able to join you on the servers by either copying and pasting the server's ip or going thru steam/csgo friends list and clicking "Join Friend's Game". love ur vids

[@ultmateragnarok8376]

No illegal stuff in your child-murder-franchise fangames. Fazbear Entertainment has never broken the law.

[@skyrat_thepirate]

32:40 i have once found a bike in a bush thing one year and then exactly 1 year later i found another completely different bike it was crazy

[@jstar3382]

alright this run is pretty sick now. All the movement oob with the mask seems really sick

[@LacieAnimations]

Seeing how much Spiff has grown is insane, I’ve watched him since he was at like 10k.. and he’s only gotten better since then. One of my favorite streamers/speedrunners, and I can’t wait to see him get even cooler 💪

[@levfox]

Ahh, another magnificent video. Thank you, AstralSpiff for this journey that is 3 times as long as the said record. You've outdone yourself. 👏

[@PreciousPika]

I've been sick for the past few days, and spiff's face waving up and down while he says "criime" made me laugh more than I have in a bit, thank you spliff

[@Number_055]

With how ADAMANT you are that ruin requires you to do all chapters because of the way the game is divided up, I just can't help but feel that there will be found a way to corrupt the loading trigger at the end of chapter 1 to take you straight to chapter 9.

[@nickbolton0900]

Interlacing funny stories into ads is genius. I forgot to even skip it lmao.

[@Mel0nMel]

I gotta say, I appreciate the narration distinction with the pepe icon

[@MumboJ]

15:50 The worst part of Twilight Princess is that you have to catch that fish twice because the first one goes into your journal instead of giving it to the cat. Nowhere does the game tell you this. Otherwise great game, 10/10 do recommend.

[@asagothe_fander]

I’m only at the very beginning of this video, but I wanna point out hell The Game theorist unintentionally skipped the most lore filled chapter with the mask, so that is a speed running strategy, just trying to figure out how to replicate that bug

[@JerryII-GS]

At 21:12, Where there was just the void. In my first playthrough of the game, getting to the daycare. Where the screen disappears when you put the mask on, the ar world would always load in daycare, but the real world did not load in like 13 or so times. Everytime I took the mask off, I teleport above, there to be nothing up there, and I fall back down and get stuck in the ar world because if I put the mask on, I would teleport under the ar world and fall infinity or the game crashed. But the weirdest part is that I would do the same thing and it just loads fine now. I don't know what I did, or what, but I find it funny that other KZbins end up finding ways to skip areas of game, where as I end up finding ways to ether break games to crash or just not work right.

[@Aperson2799]

Connor a real one for giving all the jumpscares to Spiff, shame on Spiff

[@Sans_The_Skeleton]

the pepega fading in as spiff gets stuck on a connect the dots puzzle is the reason I rewatch this video so much