Asuka Loves Big Chungus!

[@TheKoterShow]

Shinji's at his fucking limit, the disrespect in this voice over series is taking its toll 💀

[@FunnyValentineRE4L]

I think we know what happens next *hospital*

[@yourknightmanny]

@@FunnyValentineRE4L not in this timeline

[@CressGraham]

[EVA 01 RUNS AT ASUKA AT FULL FORCE]

[@areallydumbuser]

this is a certified shinji moment

[@yourknightmanny]

chinji*

[@Termina2018]

@@yourknightmanny *BIG BIG CHINJI!* *BIG CHINJI!* *BIG CHINJI!*

[@LandonEmma]

Bro Shinji is literally me at school 😭

[@BlueWhiteLion2011]

I feel you, bro. Shinji is me too.

[@Uhh_I.forgor]

Alternate title: Shinji and Asuka relationship explained in 38 seconds

[@jessicaindagarage3244]

the rei jumpscare made me soil myself 😢

[@dang-x3n0t1ct]

it made me snow myself 😫

[@yourknightmanny]

I wish I'd snow myself _with Miss Misato._

[@FunnyLittleFella]

My diaper definitely crinkled when she showed up

[@Termina2018]

BIG BIG CHUNGUS 😈

[@kokroughtoss1257]

If there's one thing ya don't want to do in Evangelion, it's piss off Shinji. He could literally end the human race at a moments notice. He might feel guilty afterward, but he'll do it.

[@Termina2018]

Or worse, make a hospital visit. 💀

[@ChonkeyChief]

@@Termina2018💀

[@novemberdawn8145]

Absolutely love your VA, crazy you dont get more views

[@hadookin47]

Five Night's at Freddy's 3

[@ndep4867]

I wonder if he's gonna, you know, heh, if he's gonna... gonna... Throw a chair at her.

[@crultybro]

sinji truly is the chungus among us 😔😔

[@yourknightmanny]

Sinji?

[@crultybro]

@@yourknightmanny GET OFF MY DICK BRO LEMME MISPEEL SHIT MAN

[@crultybro]

@@yourknightmanny shity

[@Angel_3k]

Live Shinji Reaction

[@FilmmakingSock]

i worry about your sanity

[@nieno9760]

This says a lot about society

[@yourknightmanny]

This says a lot about how disappointed your mom is.

[@nieno9760]

@@yourknightmanny I just asked her if i was disappointement and she told me i wasn't. Why would you lie on the internet ?

[@yourknightmanny]

@@nieno9760 I'm just joking about your sense of humor. I could destroy the entire web of all the corrupt secret societies and politicians singlehandedly and enforce a world order so people with your sense of humor would be captured and imprisoned just so I could say afterwards, "I told ya, me boy" but I don't have time for that embarkment. Maybe I'll do it except the incarcerations part. Ha ha ha. Don't take it too seriously, eh? Cheers, heheh.

[@Termina2018]

*BOTTOM TEXT*

[@Marjitrovitski]

“I thought we were kust joking around.”

[@demzasdf1596]

Rei jumpscare @0:33

[@Termina2018]

😱

[@spacegoji1954]

I can see it now, asuka vs spy, they argue over whether big chubby’s is funny or not until asuka says “you’re humour is broken” or something and spy goes “no, that would be your mother’s” and then asuka stands there for a second processing what he said, says “DUDE MY MOTHER’S FUCKING DEAD YOU BITCH” and then cries in the corner while spy laughs at her

[@DynestiGTI]

So this is why Shinji strangles Asuka 😮

[@Termina2018]

Reasonable reaction 💀

[@ShaneMcPartlin]

Never change

[@bigtimthepeasant]

Thank you Crystal very cool

[@dr.bofthebananarepublic]

Nightmare fuel? Glorious, nightmare, fuel!

[@fruitloops2058]

Yeah, if i was Shinji i would lose it too

[@synabe]

we need this more

[@DggamerK]

And then they ask why did i turned everyone into soda

[@reiayanami_]

Ahem anyways....

[@penguinscanfly5796]

ray ayanahmee

[@yourknightmanny]

you still have that sandwich in your mpouth?

[@bananavirus]

congrats!

[@evilevilhorriblebad]

🐇🐇🐇🥕

[@yourknightmanny]

I'm a tasty carrot

[@scarymeunster9095]

Shinji about to show Asuka some suffocating discipline at breakneck speeds. It’ll be so quick you wouldn’t be able to see it with your good eye.

[@user-ng2ts8xr5s]

Im starting to fell bad for shinji.

[@yourknightmanny]

it's all for the audience, it's ok

[@yourknightmanny]

the entertainment part

[@notme8232]

Starting?

[@Termina2018]

I also fell

[@vasylbender363]

Asuka is just projecting her massive attention kink onto shinji. She even admitted it herself, she doesn’t want shinji to “steal the joke”. Asuka feels like she’s the only one who should be able to make others laugh and get attention, and got angry when shinji tried to partake in the joke rather than making a better bond with shinji over the big Chungus thingy. This is how destructive Asuka is, despite shinji trying to reach out to her, she merely sees it as an attack on herself and rejects it, even though she was trying to make him laugh in the first place. Sorry idk why I’m yapping

[@Termina2018]

🗿

[@YokuneRukosCoffee]

i am NOT readinf allat

[@vasylbender363]

@@YokuneRukosCoffee why did you press “read more” then

[@Burpingwaffles]

LMFAOOOOO

[@youknowwhat5008]

0:33

[@RichardRichardman]

minor spelling mistake you lose

[@marloup]

coucou, holà, je m’appelle gareth jones, s’il vous aidez moi apprendre le français

[@amberhide04]

🥖🍷🇫🇷

[@Disappointed_Naoto]

C'est sûr qu'il y a besoin là

[@marloup]

@@Disappointed_Naoto c’est une joke entre elle est moi tqt mdrr

[@Disappointed_Naoto]

@@marloup *et

[@marloup]

@@Disappointed_Naoto gros clochard jpp

[@wilsonian6082]

You know at any point you could have chosen not to upload this (Thanks)

[@Liquidmanhaha]

rei doesnt think big chungus is funny

[@yourknightmanny]

what do you avenge?