Attack on Bethesda

Attack on Bethesda - Vocals&Mixing by kiwimannen; Written&Edited by me. (Click CC for Subtitles)
#bethesda #skyrim #fallout4 #oblivion #fallout #fallout76
Created for /v/ The Musical IV
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Lyrics:
Every game we release is in beta!
(lies, lies, lies, lies, lies) (it just works!)
See that mountain you can climb it!
Fallout 3 has 200 endings!
Oblivion has radiant AI- unscripted living in real time!
Creation kit will release in January!
Rev up those fleet wood mac soundtracks
Fallout 4 releases this year
No questions it just works, trust me!
Todd Howard, he is the king
Of making promises he cannot hope to keep
Features won’t make it in, but you don’t care
You’ll buy the expansions anyway
Tell me lies!
Tell me sweet little lies!
You have broken my heart so many times!
Infinite quests in Skyrim were promised
Totally forgot you’re a LIAR!
I promise I will never buy
Bethesda games ever again
But I heard the next Elderscrolls is in Elsweyr!
(lies, lies, lies, lies, lies) (it just works!)

[@vodkaowl]

ABOUT TO HIT 100K VIEWS SO INSANE. I have videos with more views but this one is special to me and its the one I'm most proud of. Big shout out to the random anon Kiwimannen from /v/ all those years ago for doing the vocals & audio on this video! Hope where ever you are life is treating you well!

[@vodkaowl]

:> 100k whoo

[@RavenReach]

new musical soon

[@sir.2015]

make more anti bethesda videos NOW

[@sir.2015]

Waiting for years now at this point!!!!!!!!!! >:(

[@basicmudkip5985]

Sir. I don't think you get it

[@jamesrussels7766]

Here to laugh at everyone who preordered Starfield

[@fakeplaystore7991]

The year is 2023, and this song is just as relevant as ever.

[@pleasesubscribedad]

Wow this is the first Bethesda product that hasn't broken for me!

[@stinkoman2x6]

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[@llNeevall]

Well, he didn't, with Fallout 76

[@TheSuperQuail]

"Every game we release is in BETA" That line is both a perfect description of Bethesda post Morrowind and a brilliant rhyme. Many lols were had. I thank you.

[@TheJonesdude]

listening to Todd Howard's lies almost makes you wish for an Obsidian Fallout

[@TaroKuroyoko]

Man, this song aged like a fine wine, didn't it?

[@Ziklawz]

I guess youtube recomended this one because i saw the starfield presentation.

[@fakeplaystore7991]

Well, Starfield just released and guess what? (LIES LIES LIES IT JUST WORKS)

[@blackcatbooks64]

"I was so disappointed." -Eren Jaeger.

[@theblackastronautleo1219]

Im hear after the Starfield direct

[@TopSunbro]

its like /a/ and /v/ finally got married, had a child, divorced and the child was put on display for all to see the horror.

[@elbert0p1kachu]

You mean like /jp/?

[@tomokokuroki4656]

If you think that's bad remember /mlpol/

[@snessy]

@@elbert0p1kachu /jp/ is basically Touhou the board

[@superheriber27]

@@snessy lol

[@iratepirate3896]

Back here after Starfield

[@chikhanwing6182]

Martin becomes dragon (crying)

[@SUPER_HELPFUL]

Holy shit... That was amazing.

[@vodkaowl]

thanks bb

[@Treviath]

So we're at this point again.

[@Tarcalaxicillin]

Instead of bullying Todd, you should be buying his games 5x instead.

[@joseaca]

gee i wonder who could be behind this post

[@TheBlackLantern34]

Its an independent video game consumer

[@moralitiesaspook168]

Osedax Roseus agreed

[@HydraSpectre1138]

I would actually buy Stardew Valley multiple times for mobile, PC GOG and physical copies on consoles and Steam if I had the money. I won't do it for Bethesda games, though, but I would probably make an exception for Skyrim because I would buy the original version and the Special Edition. Again, if I had the money. Too bad I'm poor so I just pirate everything but I would buy as many of the stuff I pirated and liked when I get a job and enough money to buy them all. This goes for movies, music and games. Though to be fair, piracy is considered to be okay and fair game in my country of the Philippines and even the largest megacorps pirate everything they can and sell it back to the people. Philippines: A utopian country where you can openly pirate everything and people won't look at you funny, while Steam sales are also much cheaper than in America, but also a dystopian country run by an incompetent government who has driven the country to poverty.

[@Yes-is5bp]

I got an fallout 76 ad

[@erdervv]

This has to be the best one yet, great fucking job

[@vodkaowl]

Thanks dude, a lot of credit due to kiwi who did the vocals & sound mixing

[@FullMetalMudcrab]

this is the best recap of todd howard's entire career in bethesda.

[@guamu]

wow dude this turned out great, nice writing!

[@UnknownSpartan]

So far, best of this musical.

[@vodkaowl]

thanks dude, there's a lot of really great stuff that came out this year so that means a lot!

[@alexi4829]

*clears throat* it just works! it just works! little lies, stunning shows people buy, money flows!

[@TheTeeWorldsfreak]

this year /v/ went beyond good and evil and I love it!

[@Desadaptado]

fantastic

[@vodkaowl]

thanks!

[@Kulsprutejojjo]

This is my favorite so far.

[@iratepirate3896]

Holy shit this is perfect. That subtle ISHYGDDT made me laugh out loud.

[@RoyalFlush270]

When the reviews say the glitches will make you nostalgic for the other half baked games

[@c530]

JUST BUY IT!

[@_ZimZam]

Absolutely Kino

[@SnowyTasha]

Attack on Bethesda is my favorite anime.

[@Xezian]

you see that titan

[@gutsuthemasterchef]

If Sean Murray is the King of the Ruse, Todd is the GOD.

[@viron3664]

"Creation kit will release in January" A year later and I'm still mad at something I knew was a lie.

[@TheSenorDose]

TOOOOOODD

[@Shockro]

I love that you guys tried to call Moot and sellout and it ended up just saying that he's "sold out"

[@thrillhouse_vanhouten]

That was beautiful. 10/10

[@JustinAKABiff]

So what you're saying is Todd Howard's Stand is King Crimson?

[@Chippler582]

Biff the BearKiller the amount of it just works jokes are coursing through my body

[@its_drez]

IT. JUST. WORKS.

[@Octopi_3]

More like [SWEET LITTLE LIES]

[@brigader4101]

"Fallout 3 Will have 200 endings"

[@asahitownboys]

Todd did it again... He sold Skyrim again

[@RidireGeas]

Thank God Todd only swindled my money once with Skyrim. I can't imagine being a Bethesda fan.

[@1magicstar556]

I can't wait for Skyrim 2

[@VanBurenOfficial]

how dare you question lord Howard

[@PandoraOrosco]

God damn beautiful

[@aussie3128]

Relevant now more than ever

[@gilgagulag6914]

Genius

[@cancergrapefruit8873]

Here to laugh at the people who thought the nextgen update would do some sort of good.

[@nonyabusness206]

Imagine the clip he could have gotten if this was made a month ago

[@S.A.O.D.A]

It's funnier if you've watched other Todd Howard parodies. There are a lot of references.

[@roxas4930]

Who came from top ten Bethesda fails by joshscorcher?

[@MrChaotic4]

Me.

[@minhthuan5762]

It happen again

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Nuka-cola scandal

[@DetectiveAme]

Fallout 76

[@MauvaDeXVRO]

Starfield feelings

[@zeldis4497]

Why is this channel only have 531 subs? it should be one million

[@TheGodEmperorOfMankind_]

Now this is Toddposting

[@FloweryFruitFangs]

Advanced Toddposting

[@Jormelli]

Someone save Arkane studios from Bethesda ;_;

[@zeronatras]

Todd Howard did it all but he wanted to be inside Konami

[@Yemes]

:( be nice to Toddy

[@MauvaDeXVRO]

Every game we release is in beta. I laughed way 2 much. It just works.

[@barontv450]

Make one with the second opening

[@music79075]

can someone find me a still .jpg of that Costanza at 0:41

[@hamleha]

Just 4 you, big guy. drive.google.com/file/d/1ptonlsyVG7hfr3XAP_r3vLYa7En5S4nn/view?usp=sharing

[@miwoj]

shiiiit best one so far

[@firstone3289]

TOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD !!!!

[@liamobrien9948]

It's just work!

[@TheWodenify]

Please bethesda use this for opening at E3. i beg

[@JazzyJacksJokeShack]

This would be 10/10 if the voice was audible. Turn down not lyrics...

[@barontv450]

Its like that in the original song too

[@JazzyJacksJokeShack]

Baron TV I guess :^)

[@miwoj]

sounds just like the original, thats why its so perfect

[@SM-ok3sz]

“not lyrics” ....are you trying to say music

[@n0denz]

Hey guys! I'm totally not Todd! By the way, have you all bought a copy or five of Skyrim?

[@Erkorlad]

its elsweyr!!!!

[@remwolf1987]

You don't get most of those glichs on consoled copys

[@PureZOOKS]

needs subs. Missing half of the memes

[@kirby2567]

that first line got a loud squeaky giggle from me. not proud of that, but whatever.

[@uncleanon6445]

Vocals need to be a tad louder and more punch.

[@barontv450]

Is there a playlist with all the musical IV songs? PS: This song is fucking great

[@vodkaowl]

It's in the description, but here's the link anyways: kzbin.info/aero/PLAX8JHUJcFR0rpwcXtyRm2jn1hTbMaCwC

[@barontv450]

vodkaowl Thanks, I felt that some songs were missing.

[@vodkaowl]

check this one then, it's a playlist of all the /v/ the musicals that have come out over the years. kzbin.info/aero/PLAX8JHUJcFR2gh_WG3YJBITuO-tODVCcJ

[@Yshaikush]

I'm not trying to defend Bethesda here or something. But I played Skyrim and Fallout 4. And I dont remember having any of thease glitches Still well executed and funny!

[@3rdBalance]

LostIceCream probably lucky then. I believe it also depends on the game console you purchase it on.

[@rozza1903]

the best bethesda game isn't even made by bethesda

[@nocturn333]

>release half life 3 gabe newell

[@FiveSixThreeOne]

and then people buy the games anyway because why not

[@kaitlyn7550]

But no matter how much he lies, the games are amazing anyway.

[@НиколайПетров-о3ц]

Hey let me tell you something, i prevented hate asian and you pay me so

[@justSMTH.]

Русские есть?

[@500mandarin]

Судя по твоему нику - лишь армяне есть

[@Globtroter4Life]

Ay, Bethesda is one overrated, cancerous studio in video game industry.

[@towlie4029]

Still better games then your singing

[@vodkaowl]

I don't want to sing after still better games

[@НиколайПетров-о3ц]

Hater

[@tostupidforname]

Masterpiece