Todd and the sweet little lies

Todd Howard is a videogame designer, director, and producer. He has led the development of the Fallout and The Elder Scrolls series. Todd unlocked the sweet little lies perk with 10 charisma points.
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[@toddhoward7240]

I have never told a lie

[@Coronatto]

You didn't tell us any lie, just sweet little lies ;^)

[@lHDISMAEL00]

And Here you are lying

[@dio4296]

Nyato108 "We don't make mistakes, Just happy little accidents" ~ Bob Marley

[@Duque01]

It Just works

[@XombieLejon66]

I cant wait for Skyrim 6

[@nickandrews5465]

It's like an abusive relationship. I want to hate him, but I can't.

[@jerryscanas]

I hate Altman because he is a cunt

[@terminallumbago5582]

He's very charismatic. I don't think I can ever help but like him.

[@liamdoes8580]

Same here Todd "the god" howard is my favourite game developer even though I don't think he's ever done anything good for his customers

[@fernandonunes7608]

I agree with you, but every abusive relationship has a limit line. One more flaw and Bethesda will be in serious trouble. And I'm not talking about "Wastelanders" (hardly this will save 76), but "Starfield".

[@alonneintokyo1821]

that is what happens when you max out charisma.

[@docproc144]

After playing Starfield I can safely say, “Goddamn it he’s done it again.”

[@thelastnotary]

he cant keep getting away with thiisssss

[@Mynameisnotjoe]

@@thelastnotaryhe has invested heavily in speech

[@thelastnotary]

those damn mentats he chews +1 speech@@Mynameisnotjoe

[@RazorsharpLT]

He actually can He's retiring after Starfield, so he DID, in fact - get away with it Congrats, you let him fool you again. @@thelastnotary

[@imjustlookingformywatch]

Toddamnit he did it again!😊

[@mntking22]

In all fairness to Todd, he said there'd be 1000 planets, he never said that there would be shit to actually see and do on 1000 planets. Well played Mr. Howard, well played.

[@thatbloomer5642]

Lie by omission. Todd is ahead of the game

[@michaelweston409]

Thee arnt even 1000 planets

[@KABLAMMATS]

Sweet little lies 😉

[@tallesttree4863]

@@thatbloomer5642 Honestly Todd would be good in the CIA

[@lucian5389]

It wasn't a promise, it was a threat

[@raptorkil]

when your game is so bad it wakes crowbcat back from the dead

[@cheeseburgermacpac607]

Mark Todd started the zombie plague!😜😱😂

[@cheeseburgermacpac607]

I meant Todd Howard!😜😜😜😜🤯🤯

[@dongxx]

Lol

[@gamerguy6990]

His grave couldn't hold him from all that rolling

[@GarrusN7]

Ha I thought this channel was done. Only Todd could make this happen.

[@gamer46653]

he makes me feel like those girls who get cheated on but still love their boyfriends

[@polishherowitoldpilecki5521]

joojjoojstar k I though they were only rumored to exist.

[@patana256]

LMAO this is so true

[@ZephyrNL]

Haha, spot on!

[@AcquireE-Girls]

I have never seen such an accurate statement

[@toastie9106]

Is your name a Jojo reference?!

[@Anarchic1989]

You see that loading screen? You can walk to it

[@flouserschird]

Todd never said it didn’t have loading screens 😅

[@t3hgir]

peak memeing

[@andrews.7754]

I spat my whiskey across the monitor after reading that, and in some countries, that's considered a war crime.

[@Anarchic1989]

@@andrews.7754 you see that whisky? You can drink it

[@FTChomp9980]

Talk about being outdated.

[@xSpooKee]

16x times the loading screens. Over 1000 barren planets. Thanks Todd.

[@niatscreations4913]

16X THE DETAIL

[@trustme1070]

No rotating in the ship designer! No Role playing you stay on our railroad and you'll like it!

[@RatKing2137]

As many loading screens as you want, and they're all dynamic!

[@fush0690]

@@trustme1070there’s a flip option

[@DeadPixel27]

GOTY

[@Birkebeiner1066]

"Go wherever you want" *goes to game store* "Do whatever you want" *gets refund*

[@Shift_Salt]

"Would you like a refund?" Y: Yes?(And Sometimes Why?) X: Sarcastic (Yes) A: Yes B: No (Yes)

[@John-iu9kl]

"Sorry, due to Bethesda game policy your refund has been denied" "Please send in a copy of your soul and the blood of your first-born to earn 10 Atoms!"

[@R4GNAR0G]

The way he said it seems like he just don't give a f#$k anymore.

[@jackrabbit4588]

It’s been 5 days you have 700 like each one deserved

[@loobly]

@@John-iu9kl damn, you guys got atoms? All I got was the demon Nimrupatanta harassing me because I gave him my bethesda issued fake soul

[@guzzoscorner]

This was played on Swedish radio today (As in Fleetwood Mac - Little lies), and the host surely has to be aware of the meme, because he said "Och den här går ut till en mycket speciell medlem i schackklubben" ("And this one goes out to a very special member of the chess club"). I just shone up.

[@johnmanthorpe4640]

That's honestly amazing I'd move to Sweden just for that if planes were a thing rn

[@xcidgaf]

that's hilarious.

[@alexanderticonuwu7591]

@@johnmanthorpe4640 Man, I miss the concept of traveling.

[@pacifistminigun3987]

lmao

[@simonl7868]

Man I miss Sweden

[@arunasrancevas6095]

This is as relevant as it was 4 years ago.

[@Pygmyz06]

Says u

[@ZALYVES]

@@Pygmyz06 Hes right though. Starfield isnt a space exploration game lol. There are no planets only small maps in a box hidden behind loading screens.

[@Dr.Yakub22]

At this point the people who still defend Bethesda and Todd just have Stockholm Syndrome.

[@nonegone7170]

@@Dr.Yakub22 It's the sunk cost fallacy, they can't admit they got fooled again so they defend it.

[@rivendzi]

You're so damn right, brother.

[@Joevenon]

*Ya can't hide, chess club boy.*

[@adrianthenormie20]

Joeveno even the chess club was a lie

[@nacholibre5705]

chess club boi

[@notjimpickens7928]

@@adrianthenormie20 i actually looked into it, he was only in the chess club for a week before he quit it, according the 50 yr old teacher who still oversees the chess club, he was apparently the type of kid to brag about having his parents both work for nintendeo or sega back when those were becoming popular, todd was a lonely boy who liked to lie to make friends basically, go look into it, its pretty funny

[@lonelyrain6118]

*it just works*

[@ntl3897]

@@notjimpickens7928 Todd, Todd never changes.

[@lemonquartz464]

Todd howard build -charisma 100 -speach 100 -sneak 100

[@pohpoh2464]

No Lemon Quartz Todd howard build -intelligence 100 because he knows how to decived us gamers -speech 100 -endurance 100 because he can soak up a lot of criticism from his fans This stat of his just breaks my heart man this guy use to be cool juring skyrim's release after 5 years later he level up uweuweuwe 🤧🤧🤧

[@Tlevids]

He is a necromage vampire whose illusion skill is off the charts.

[@matthewmatthew2946]

@@pohpoh2464 you dont need fucking intelligence 100 to deceive an average gamer

[@realhumanbean7915]

@@matthewmatthew2946 We're troglodytes lmao

[@Shift_Salt]

*10 Charisma 100 Nerdiness

[@winstonvalcq1101]

HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[@Anakin_Sandy_High_Ground]

Todd Howard: Speech 100

[@freeziex]

What lies were there with Starfield?

[@russianinvader3207]

@@freeziex Everything.

[@PersonausdemAll]

​@@freeziexeverything

[@user-ec4vw8xl9l]

No he can. :/

[@tropicalape-bl2gx]

See that planet? You can press F and fast travel to it

[@ascendedisamazing]

Love him or hate him he's spitting straight lies

[@zynx1828]

nah most of his ‘lies' are worded cleverly. Short answer: they're sweet little lies Long answer: They're out of context and misunderstood. For eg the fallout 3 having 200 endings. You can make 200 different choices to get a different experience but in the end they are only two endings.(lies nonetheless tho)

[@AFChris513]

He has truly become the modern day Peter Molyneux

[@CarLos-wd9xc]

Didn't see that coming

[@bk2active]

Facts*

[@protogionlastname6003]

Still better than if he spat gay lies.

[@CherrygroveCity]

I don't know how the mind of Todd works, but all I know is that it just works.

[@sna1466]

“It just works” -Turtlreff

[@wimpyapple8093]

But sometimes, it doesn't just work.

[@DRYB0NEZ]

But this time it didn’t work

[@Daydy377]

Is this a JoJo reference ?

[@AlyphRat]

just like my dick it just works

[@sesad5035]

Todd basically has Charisma 10 in real life and that's why people buy his games.

[@adamvolkinshtein1184]

True

[@jebril]

Also the games are legit good, Fallout 3, Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim were all amazing games in the end.

[@DobuDobuDobuDot]

After Starfield I guess Bethesda lost some more all faith-builds, though.

[@The_Greens_]

​@@jebrilYou forgot New Vegas

[@cellochel1582]

Listen. 3 and 4 were not perfect and full of lies, but they are still some of my favorite games 😢 Nowadays I can’t agree

[@InvisibleMan95]

See that planet? You can't land on it.

[@ToddTheBest]

What? Which planet you cant land?

[@Little_Liar]

1000 planets 😎

[@shelly8563]

@@ToddTheBestpluto

[@ToddTheBest]

LOl @@shelly8563

[@michaelweston409]

16 times the detail

[@GabrielFerCav]

Todd's hair is like war... it never changes.

[@kaique8569]

LMAO

[@luminosity01]

Nice one

[@Arclight3983]

Nicel

[@ubelmensch]

you think he is using a wig?

[@absolutelypitiful.600]

@@ubelmensch Absolutely.

[@cindycastro425]

Todd should stop telling lies and help those settlements in need I'll mark it on his map

[@vkg3836]

LOL

[@trager8933]

NO U !!!

[@wpfphone15]

Please stop harassing me Preston

[@LordofPainValak]

@Preston Garvey why did you mark an absolutely empty area?

[@ugurkaraarslan25]

Holotapes are better than you...

[@andrewmg5915]

The man, the myth, the legend does it again. The absolute madlad.

[@suprflyification]

See that planet there? You can explore it

[@juless27]

Wait, what happened?

[@michaelweston409]

It just works

[@JoaoBatista-yq4ml]

@@juless27 he told us sweet little lies and we believed him

[@JagerFrostTroll]

@@greatrug427 Was Todd Time Magazine's Person of the Year. Nope. Why was uncle Adolf?

[@SpaceBurn]

I’m honestly not even mad at Todd anymore, it’s just funny.

[@Wipa4]

16x more funny

[@MrPwningProductions]

​@@Wipa416x the comedy.

[@michaelweston409]

It just works

[@Mazaroth]

I'm mad at the consumers who keep falling for it, instead of voting with their wallets to eventually get better stuff, they just lap up the substandard gruel every time and ask for seconds and then they wonder why games suck nowadays.

[@michaelweston409]

@@Mazaroth that’s called capitalism

[@current9300]

The madman really did it, he sold Skyrim again for 7,5 billion dollars.

[@flipsidelimited6560]

don’t forget Doom

[@salem2450]

@@flipsidelimited6560 that game is actually good tho, and it only came out 7 months ago.

[@LordTrashcanRulez]

@@salem2450 doom (dadadada) lacks replayability

[@hans1]

lmfao this is gold

[@billymanziel5666]

@@salem2450 Skyrim is a good game too. Even if they’ve milked it to death.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

0:07 he walks down a hallway diagonally and somehow it just works

[@shaleqsandre9733]

deserves more likes

[@a_loyal_kiwi88]

i guess we know whos in charge ov the AI pathing

[@cleanerben9636]

See! The AI isn't scripted!

[@SugaryPhoenixxx]

@@a_loyal_kiwi88 Who needs navmesh?

[@a_loyal_kiwi88]

@@SugaryPhoenixxx introducing the brand new "todd-mesh" navigation system, allowing up to 15 NPCs to clip into the terrain simultaneously

[@the_despoiler]

History repeat itself with the Starfield. Todd you bastard!

[@melxvee6850]

I can't believe people still defend this game tho, it's everything we were not promised

[@NBag-ni4ow]

We will find out with the real reviews of regular people playing his starchart on September 6. Either all those youtubers and gaming websites have a very bad taste for games or todd made them an offer they could not refuse. This guy is the Michael Bay of the gaming industry. Every single one of his games has the same dated watered down versions of anything good. It is unbelievable that he is also defended by people who are deceived by his schemes again 😁😁

[@nobodytrulyimportant]

Timeless classic.

[@danielmeech2418]

Aged like a fine, fine wine.

[@starshooter7128]

"It just works" "Sometimes, it doesn't just work" *CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT*

[@IndraD]

Deep

[@WollyWoppers]

He learned from his mistakes

[@Lucasio1209]

The plot T H I C K E N S

[@notjimpickens7928]

@@WollyWoppers did you forget that he went on to announce fallout 76, and talked about how private servers were already in the game? That was a selling point for the B.E.T.A.

[@OmegaF77]

@@Lucasio1209 *thiccens

[@macho762]

Todd Howard: The only man who broke my heart.

[@courier6496]

I imagine that todd howard looks like god

[@MarkyMatey]

He and my dad.

[@JamKyt9]

Broke my law and trapped my soul in azuras star

[@QuigleTheGnome]

Ben Brad AZURAS STAR!!!

[@chingunmendbayar3257]

Heartaches by the numbers

[@Jackpot2027]

Guys, it happenned again.

[@DarkestLord]

Every time a new Bethesda game comes out this video gets better, like a precious wine kept in the cellar that gets better and better over time.

[@orbaitv5991]

Other than Starfield, what game have they released since this video?

[@DarkestLord]

@@orbaitv5991 How many more games will Bethesda develop? does it matter? knowing that they will always be trash and that this video emphasizes them very well. Next Bethesda game are gonna to be "Lies of Todd". A souls like where you are gonna to use "lying Todd" as the protagonist, and the entire goal of the game will be to getting away with all the lies.

[@Riviscira]

You are now an enemy of Bethesda game studios

[@matthewthiellier7231]

Now pay with your blood

[@dmitrybelogub7104]

Todd disliked that.

[@randomecm200]

I stand with him await to shove my obsidian pole up their bessy ass.

[@burgerbastard4741]

@@randomecm200 k

[@VitaliyMilonov]

10 Legenda4L *VILIFIED*

[@TheChristian50]

Fallout 76% off

[@rafaelgarcia5974]

LOL nice little easter egg

[@RED01SEA]

May I have your attention please? I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid) To harry potter (to harry potter) Everybody (everybody) Come take my harry potter (come take my harry potter) We'll walk through harry potter together, through the storm Whatever weather, cold or warm His harry potter are harry potter, harry potter harry potter, harry potter are harry potter There's food on his harry potter already, harry potter's harry potter He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to harry potter, But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, And I am, harry potter If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am Radio won't even play my jam 'Cause I am, harry potter If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am I don't know it's just the way I am You better harry potter You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to harry potter This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You better harry potter You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to harry potter This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo So lets go back Follow the harry potter as we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through harry potter I once used to call home sweet home Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the harry potter now And when I'm gone, just harry potter, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my harry potter harry potter Just know that I'm looking down on you harry potter And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just harry potter And when he's gone, just harry potter, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his harry potter harry potter Just know that he's looking down on you harry potter And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just harry potter in your harry potter.

[@burd7455]

I wouldn't even play it for free.

[@celtbhoy1993]

76% off? Maybe i'll give it a try when it discounts by a further 24%

[@PolarIre]

Id die first

[@KittyCatnap]

It's shocking how people forget how Bethesda operates, every single time.

[@MMaRsu]

I mean this video is memes, Todd is actually a great guy and hasnt directed a game under 85 Metacritic yet...

[@MrEditorsSideKick]

@@MMaRsu Metacritic means nothing, but ur right he has made some good games.

[@EatThePath-7]

Misleading and making features seem way more complex/cool than what they actually are. Yet, i still love their games (except FO76, it will never be a good game).

[@ToddTheBest]

But what is wrong with starfield? The game is literally what they promised

[@melxvee6850]

​@@ToddTheBest"see that moon? You can go to it and explore it too" "you can land anywhere on a planet and fully explore it" "I can't wait to see what you find" "100 systems, 1000 planets" there aren't even planets, just maps behind a loading screen, literally what assassin's creed did in the past

[@kostrzu321]

We all meet here once again after next patch in some bethesda game. This time after patch in fallout 4 :D

[@nonistra]

the tragic tale of a man that just wanted you to buy Skyrim 23 times

[@brendontompa-clinch2306]

*76 times

[@FuzzyDlop]

You think Todd Howard is the one who decides to re-release Skyrim 23 times? He and Bethesda Softworks choose which games to make and when(not being able to release Elder Scrolls 6 in this generation because they were also working on Starfield) but they certainly don't decide to re-sell games over and over. He probably didn't even want to make Fallout 76 but the company told them they needed to release something else if they weren't going to release Elder Scrolls 6 and Starfield anytime soon.

[@cnemesys2156]

They still need to release Skyrim for the dishwasher.

[@AudioGardenSlave123]

non istra That business model just works. It just works.

[@jorge.aguirre]

LOL

[@Dav1d15196]

one minute silence for people who purchased fallout76 for 60$...

[@MyVanir]

Make it "people who purchased fallout76".

[@sammylammy996]

Make it: people who purchased

[@MyVanir]

@@sammylammy996 No, that's just describing everyone who is not a scumbag thief.

[@sipplixx6202]

Dav1d15196 and collectors edition

[@sammylammy996]

@@MyVanir i was trying to do r/decreasinglyverbos where everyone takes off the word at the end until the sentence is no more

[@RawkL0bster]

You can explore the entire planet!

[@bbbshen]

amazing, this still holds up to Starfield

[@chrisstucker1813]

How so?

[@LazarheaD]

We need a new version now!

[@chriswilliams4700]

@@chrisstucker1813basically because Todd hyped up the game to be something more than it was. Starfield mostly sucked, with it being a game that should’ve release in 2012. 1,000 planets, with almost all of them being completely useless

[@chrisstucker1813]

@@chriswilliams4700 but he didn’t straight up tell any lies about the game. Look at the starfield gameplay reveal, he words everything very carefully unlike the old Todd who just spouts utter nonsense lol.

[@AP13P]

"Your personal info is secure within our systems" - Tood Harvard

[@awkwardbag7119]

They just work.

[@Em22-wtf]

It's safely tucked in the canvas bags

[@agnosobosovo9775]

@@Em22-wtf Nylon bag

[@m_riidi]

his name is 00:15

[@woodwyrm]

*Todd!*

[@marstuber2836]

Todd Howard was our anakin skywalker. He was the CHOSEN one but the dark side has corrupted his mind.

[@toddhoward7240]

What do you mean...

[@federicozacchi6722]

If he's anakin then i'm probably padme: I can't help still loving him

[@ZeratulM]

Corrupted? No, my boy. Todd is the Great Sin incarnate. Lies are a part of his nature.

[@espalorp3286]

Poor Tod is stuck flagbearing for shit games. I can't help but love the guy no matter how much he lies. Don't get me wrong, haven't bought a Bethesda title in a decade, but the guy is a 10/10. Would hatefuck in a Zenimax storecloset.

[@Argentina1.30]

The high ground just works.

[@ruggerocasarosa915]

he did it again

[@someguyonyt2831]

Can't wait for Starfield version of this.

[@armymanDR]

As soon as I heard “1000” planets in that Starfield trailer I knew I had to pay my respects here.

[@shirakenpsyop6843]

It has big "infinite quests" energy. Like sure, 1,000 planets...you just aren't going to want to go to 99.5% of them.

[@Elfenlied8675309]

My favorite part was twitch chat spamming "1000 empty planets OMEGALUL"

[@user-gk6gf1lq9x]

For me it was Fallout 4 scrapping UI at the beginning of the trailer. Then it got worse with radroach-isopods. Then even worse when I realized that the gun being used is just a laser rifle from FO4. And then it just got funny when the raider fight started and player activated a jetpack mid-jump, the same way it was done in FO4 gameplay trailer. Its like poetry, it rhymes. Roses are red, violets are blue, consoomers will yell "Todd I love you".

[@acid4413]

Lmaoooo yo

[@acezero12345]

Lmao 🤣 sad part the kids still believe him 😂

[@thatbloomer5642]

Developers: "Todd please. For the love of God, don't oversell it." Todd: "OVER 1000 PLANETS!!"

[@NoctisBrandord]

For the love of Talos, he did it again.

[@EldyPlaysMinecraft]

Bro we don't even know, so shut up.

[@Noodlepunk]

There may be 1000 planets maybe after modding. lmao

[@TheIbanez21601]

If something sounds too good to be true it probably is.

[@terencecaron2922]

procedural generation does make that statement true. Some hand crafted stuff and a LOT of procedural generation

[@Yyoteii]

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!

[@theoldguard6143]

He got away with it again.

[@Tom-Pendragon]

Starfield bros...we fucking lost.

[@isiaharellano3789]

"who's laughing now" At least he wasn't lying on this one. Nobody is laughing todd. *Nobody*

[@cockfucker69]

OBSDIDAN.

[@paulomelettilestrade]

Isn't Obsidian?

[@tiihtu2507]

I'm laughing. Bethesda is the best joke of 2019. 😂

[@deyvidvitor1377]

Just hope he din't go to a talk show.

[@albertobellini98]

To be fair he actually reached a certain level of success in his life, probably unlike the kids that made fun of him.

[@Kaarl_Mills]

"Starfield will have over 1000 planets to explore" Hey I've seen this one before

[@zebare726]

"Every planet is completely unique and full of life"

[@ash_1419]

@@zebare726 "you can land anywhere"

[@thethrift6392]

What'd you mean you've seen it, its brand new!

[@oblivion5390]

This is gonna be my first experience of todd howard lies because when i played their previous games i never watched the presentations for those games so i never felt betrayed by the promised features.

[@generalrubbish9513]

My guess is that there's going to be a handful of "important" planets with a couple of hand-modeled locations separated by vast tracts of glorious procedurally generated nothing... and then a thousand or so trash planets that are fully procedural like those in No Man's Sky (which has 18 gorillion of them, so a thousand is nothing by comparison), which you will have literally no reason to visit outside of random side quests like "Bring us the severed arse of a wolf-rat from planet Bumfuck" or "Explore this procedurally generated outpost on planet Fuckall, which is just a series of interconnected hallways where you will kill some pirates and press a button on a terminal"

[@user-rk2xi7iw9k]

He cant keep getting away with this!!!

[@Kacpa2]

Todd Howard a hero that lived long enough to see himself become a villain.....

[@killsceamguy1924]

Kacpa2 He needs another villain to make himself a hero again

[@YU_ZU98]

@@killsceamguy1924 still waiting for the redemption story.

[@killsceamguy1924]

Am. H we will see it soon enough brother

[@samuelaurora3632]

why? what happened to Todd Howard?

[@killsceamguy1924]

Colt Hawkins toddy boy is fine but he’s been lying to us and his cloak of being a hero has been removed now until a greater more sinister villain comes into play where getting a mega mind type character from todd

[@zbrown187]

"All of this just works" He was referring to the billing system.

[@hyliandragon5918]

*Building system

[@DeedoDoop]

Hylian Dragon no

[@SuperStick24]

@@hyliandragon5918 76 subscription*

[@sirlordschrute4739]

That is a lie, the subscription didn't even work.

[@thebondofunity]

I always would just reply with "yeah only just"

[@deankaraniya7422]

Over 1000 empty wastelands 16 times the loading screens

[@yaohan91]

Fking hilarious about the loading screen on basically everything in starfield

[@NelsonMandela1million]

Over 1000 loading screens!

[@Mario_Angel_Medina]

Todd has lied soo much that now I'm doubting if he was ever a member of a chess club during his school days

[@Xbxbbxbdbdxbxbbx]

Go back to the chess club, you dork.

[@TK-317]

Wasn't there a video proving he was never in the chess club?

[@swinkajou4288]

@@TK-317 no, there is a video proving that he was

[@ghosttoast8610]

@@TK-317 no there was not

[@mantonius1877]

someone on /v/ had a yearbook from Todd's high school, and he was not in the chess club.

[@ClutchX3_]

As soon as Todd said "over 1,000 planets" I was immediately reminded of this video

[@route77productions]

I think we all were

[@Anan-mr2fz]

The next crowbcat vidio about it gonna be good.

[@LithiumLogica]

It's a greatest hits event, this new Starfield game.

[@chillracks1311]

tbh 1,000 planets isn’t anything new so i believe he’s telling the truth

[@Masilya111]

It was a very Todd Howard moment

[@mcgibs]

Let's appreciate for a moment the immensely good decision of making Todd the face of BGS. He's really, really good at what he does, which is presenting this image of a likeable, nerdy dork who is always so earnest about his games. He has John Romero levels of charisma, and with each disappointment people never grow to hate him like Peter Molyneux, etc. He's hard carrying Bethesda's PR.

[@dazerrazer3018]

he maxed charisma

[@Anakin_Sandy_High_Ground]

Speech 100

[@Syrian-guy]

Wait isn't he the owner/manager or something?

[@Wipa4]

@@Syrian-guy AFAIK no, when Morrowind came out he was not im charge.

[@Wipa4]

@@Anakin_Sandy_High_Ground looking at those countless Skyrim editions and horse armour DLC, I might suggest that barter went beyond those hundred points

[@adventuresingamedevelopmen5708]

I can't hate him. I just can't.

[@AlternateHistoryHub]

What if in an alternate world it just worked?

[@Reinboa]

What if in an alternate world Todd Howard never told us sweet little lies :(

[@jedispartancoolman]

Hey! post some vids!

[@everythingsalright1121]

but in an alternate world , all the good game would be bad

[@randomanon8781]

in alternate world, our alternate version playing the continuation of Fallout New Vegas with minimal bug and better upgraded engine developed by Obsidian

[@poopfart785]

"Saying todd howard 'lied' is a VAST understatement"

[@jarodlechadores4336]

CD Project Red: “It just works.”

[@tranquility6789]

“And sometimes, it just doesn’t.”

[@leodai8620]

“It runs surprisingly well on consoles”

[@drakovskygenius6252]

Apologies went gold

[@bradlauk1419]

It does on PC lol

[@kele8559]

@@bradlauk1419 if you exclude the infinite bugs and all the false promises, yeah it just works...

[@YUGINO]

He did it again...

[@mango3477]

He does it again

[@deathpresent101]

Had to comeback because of starfield. You did it again Todd. Hats off to you.

[@FlyJonat]

"The bag is made of canvas."

[@LuckyFlesh]

And by canvas, we mean nylon.

[@FatherManus]

@@LuckyFlesh And by refund, we mean none.

[@comrade7472]

"There is a shortage of canvas"

[@ireneparkin3360]

Only KZbinrs who got invited to special events at like Quakecon got a canvas duffle bags.

[@heriksalvadorianreacts6646]

XDDDD👏👏👏👏

[@christophermarroquin2496]

I like how this song has been permanently connected to todd after this. Like a heroes anthem

[@bengal4047]

*Villain's

[@uncledabob]

@@bengal4047 lol

[@thesepretzelssuckass247]

Emma Hamilton a hero who lived long enough to see himself become a villain

[@sorawisdom6516]

@@thesepretzelssuckass247 like EA's younger brother

[@Simp_Zone]

I hope people sing this at him constantly

[@pracitus]

He did it again

[@shanewilliams5150]

I can't believe i fell for it again

[@IanMcCloe]

*• Todd Howard will remember that*

[@zacharypanno1645]

Skyrim Story Mode?? ...oh wait

[@bigboss4178]

You know what Todd will remember? this Settlement that needs your help General... Here I'll mark it on your map

[@OctavioHadra]

Todd releases Fallout 76: [Everyone disliked that]

[@laciehinds7768]

*_[Todd Disliked That]_*

[@Snairster]

Yeah I will.

[@BinBintheRiceCake]

When the elder scrolls 6 comes out, you should just reupload this video again but with just a little more added to it. Just like bethesda games

[@opsoc777]

This could become a crowbcat ritual.

[@rollinroy1841]

びんびんごはんケーキー Lol. If you wanted to get into the “nitty gritty” of it, crowbcat would instead SHORTEN the vid while raising the resolution each time. ;-]

[@dingusmcpingus513]

it's like poetry. it rhymes.

[@DeltaGolf791]

Underrated comment, even at 400+ likes

[@nathanielpillar8012]

Bethesda doesn't re-use assets nearly as much as other devs like Ubisoft and EA.

[@genzen6129]

Todd’s done it again

[@ciaagent8419]

I feel like such an idiot right now, 6 hrs in… fool me twice, shame on me. Well played, Todd. I might just buy the delux edition when it releases, not to play it, but as a sign of respect to Todd. Again, well played, Todd. You won. It’s over

[@Todd.Howard.]

No refunds btw.

[@niatscreations4913]

Bamboozled again

[@Dr.Yakub22]

Can't wait to see the same comment in 6 years when tes 6 comes out

[@NBag-ni4ow]

He lied to you again and yet got away with it AGAIN 😁

[@suros3930]

@@Todd.Howard. SIKE ON YOU TODD I WAS ABLE TO REFUND THE GAME IN STEAM AFTER 30 HOURS OF PLAYTIME LMAO

[@teandeekay]

Strength 1 Perception 4 Endurance 3 Charisma 10 Intelligence 7 Agility 3 Luck 10

[@clockworkNate]

I'd say his luck is running out fast with all the people sick of his b.s. but honestly even with all the new sucker gamers being born every minute that have no idea of Todd's lies... there will always be old fans that will buy bethesda games and still complain.

[@hellogoodbye3786]

@@clockworkNate if Bethesda nails it with the upcoming star field or TES VI, it’ll reboot gamers’ collective trust in Todd, mark my words.

[@erik-sr9bj]

Todd talks shit, but he def knows how to talk

[@emilio4769]

@@erik-sr9bj Yes

[@SrSacaninha]

I'll make a character named Todd in my next new vegas playthrought. Thanks for the stats.

[@numberc8420]

> playing Cards Against Humanity > literally drew a card that says "a handsome man with a good head of hair telling you lies" TODD

[@SgtTankDempsey]

Buy Skyrim

[@aaronhackett6626]

NumberC todd got some good hair

[@comicz_the_7god]

Okay you dork he told some meaningless lies abouta fucking video game your life is fine your not half dead cause of a tiny lie about a VIDEO GAME jesus your losers need to find something thats worth getting upset about like dorks getting mad at todd and not trump smh

[@comicz_the_7god]

@20PercentRendered i play that game why tf would i i watch that im not whiny little bitch who makes a big fucking deal out of shitty video games yall are losers fr fr you act like you never played a trash game in your life yall act like you clowns never played super mario with its wonky controls and shitty graphics like you guys sound pathetic you really do

[@numberc8420]

@@comicz_the_7god lmao dude, use the Enter key sometime.

[@burnheal6063]

He did it again. He actually did it again lol

[@lomo1407]

My man Todd Howard did it again.

[@imnotbatman6968]

We missed you CrowbCat, especially in these recent dark times.

[@bananaglue3779]

No Nut November, Death of a Marvel-ous Legend and Fallout 76 and wait but I have to ask one question: Do you guys not have phones? We will push through together Brothers! But first we need to rob a *train* and make some *noise* and we will disappear just like that

[@user-mu8dm4rk7g]

@@bananaglue3779 *WE* JUST NEED *MORE* MONEY!!!

[@gram2peuf798]

@@bananaglue3779 HAVE SOME GOD DAMN F A I T H

[@Daplin1]

Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb

[@UncommonSituations]

Except you know rdr2 is out sooooo

[@Blur4strike]

Re-watching this as Todd has told more sweet little lies at E3 2019.

[@yourdeath7820]

What did he say

[@drippinwet774]

I, too, would like to know where he lied that day

[@ronanhavern1980]

Me too

[@StinkyWombat]

Blur4strike he hasn’t lied anywhere, there’s no way to tell he’s lied but ok

[@loobly]

A l l o f t h i s j u s t w o r k s

[@OAlexisSamaO]

i think we might have stockholm syndrome

[@kiratwo4u]

why are gamers so forgiving of these douches

[@turtlemaster9000]

@@kiratwo4u gamers are like women.

[@ckerwin0370]

Nah you just weakminded with herd mentality.

[@baririzqullah5782]

I will rewatch this once Starfield is released Update: Todd, he can't keep getting away with this

[@ITYSL]

I feel like Bethesda purposely used as little Todd as possible on purpose for the starfield gameplay

[@ITYSL]

@@brain_bank48 oh yeah he is really liked but as seen in this video he has a tendency to over exaggerate about the games features. I just sum it up to him being overly passionate about them because he is the game director for most mainline Bethesda games and he just gets a bit excited talking about them.

[@johniscoming2239]

@@ITYSL I read up about him the other day, every time he passed Bethesda or meet them at events he would always ask if they had a job for a couple years straight. He is very passionate about games unlike a lot of other devs sadly

[@ITYSL]

@@johniscoming2239 I do hope Starfield does well for his sake. It would be a shame for him to have to take another punch to the face after 76

[@recklesquarian]

ill watch it again once starfield is re-released

[@NemeczeK101]

Can't wait for Todd Howard to tell us that Elder Scrolls 6 has trillion triangles.

[@jessyanderson]

TRIANGLES

[@A_T_F_]

And it has 32× the detail of Skyrim.

[@HageanFQ]

That actually might be true with the way things are going in games, not like it’ll matter if the game sucks

[@toddhoward862]

It just works

[@mossy_6475]

@@toddhoward862 Thank you Todd Howard, very cool

[@nasser-ksa1]

here after any todd howard game

[@NeithAlmighty2711]

You either die a hero. Or live long enough to see yourself become the villain...

[@jasonandriulaitis7885]

He has went from gaming god to the man who sold the wasteland.

[@1997lordofdoom]

He was never a hero though.

[@yashshetye5985]

He was always a villian

[@acunt]

I'm starting to see similarities between Todd and Dutch...

[@joshg1555]

Todd is the hero always

[@Redacted30]

Todd and the 76+ lies

[@growls6820]

Not lies, sweet little lies.

[@archerhomewal1129]

@King Spooper can we hit 7,442,000,000 subs? DEAD. 😖😆

[@bobturaev.3d]

Stand by Todd and the sweet little lies 2

[@capefear56]

Here we are again

[@Bedelguese]

Almost Heaven.... Bugged Virginia Clipping mountains No textures on the river.... The lights are glitchy With 2-D pop-in trees Garbage neon bags Oh no, another freeze Country Roads Take Todd home Info leaks Reused Code Bugged Virginia Skyrim Dragons Take Todd home Country Roads

[@tigole203]

Kolbe Moser but but Todd says it’s got 16 different textures in fallout 76

[@hangman7655]

Kolbe Moser beautiful

[@nickolascrousillat4265]

In fallout 76 you dont just get refunds you earn them. Take todd home Take todd home Please let me go.

[@joeyyjames]

This is fucking amazing

[@SuperHeavyTankE-100]

*almost hell

[@ShoopityDoopity]

Fallout 76 community: Things can’t possibly get any worse... Todd: Hold my chess board, dork.

[@ricoco7891]

Nick Maxwell There's a Fallout 76 community? It's an ironic one, right? Or is it a community of people who get together to bash this game?

[@Ralph_Sandwich]

@@ricoco7891 it's a community of contrarians. How TF do you spell that lol.

[@ineedabetterpfp2485]

Ralph Sandwich Well somehow the way *you* spell it is perfectly.

[@stevendrewett5498]

Look who's laughing now!

[@tiihtu2507]

Someone searched his yearbook picture. Doesn't mention chess club at all. He was Latin club vice president though. So it seems he lied about the chess club too. 😂

[@BlackMetalPlaylist]

Came back here after 20h in Starfield.

[@pgnfrsh]

At this point I can't listen to this song anymore without hearing Todd

[@lordofdoosh]

"I hear our games have some bugs" *makes smug face*

[@HueghMungus]

"You guys hate bugs? Let me show you bugs"... Then launches F.O.76..

[@RamkrishanYT]

Skyrim bugs were cool and tolerable

[@NatrajChaturvedi]

​@@RamkrishanYT people like you deserve todd howard and fallout 76

[@SpartanK4102]

@@HueghMungus *who's laughing now?!*

[@stevens9205]

Dude, it's not a bug, it's a "feature"

[@farhanmir284]

fallout 4 has infinite quests given by preston garvy

[@SwoggersLOL]

What are you doing commenting on a youtube video? Anothersettlementneedsyourhelp. here,illmarkitonyourmap

[@mehrunesdagon3046]

PRESTON GRAVY

[@leeham6230]

Not to mention that he has THE WORST VOICE ACTOR i have EVER heard! Honestly, is he somebody's kid? Can't imagine how he got that job otherwise.

[@SleepyDroid]

I hate those quests!

[@mr_werty2]

I'll mark it on your map

[@athalos8868]

He has mugged me once again

[@Takeshi470]

HE PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!!

[@rayray117]

‘You can play forever’ He’s not wrong.

[@MorrowindES17]

nearly ten years waiting for TESIV !

[@sadstormtrooper]

Exactly, Skyrim and Fallout 4 still among most played games on Steam every month. Bless the modders

[@notjimpickens7928]

@@sadstormtrooper modders work hard, but alot of them are toxic in DMs tbh

[@thebrightestsun4685]

@@notjimpickens7928 Bethesda's games are designed to be completed by the modding community

[@TheBayzent]

@@MorrowindES17 So...ten years waiting for Oblivion?

[@anarchy2531]

"Skyrim has infinite quests" Well, technically, that's true...

[@kuhnandreas5694]

what did people expect them to do, patch new quests every 1 hour into the game? There were infinite quests, but they sucked, you did them kinda before and they didn't reward any good stuff. Also, games should have an ending.

[@Shift_Salt]

The point is he shouldn't say or promise things he can't deliver on. It's a very rocky foundation to build your career on.

[@PatPatych]

Even more technically, Skyrim hasn't infinite quests. There is a finite number of dungeon/enemy/goal combinations. Plus, random number generator -- which is what used to generate "infinite" quests -- will begin to output the same number sequence at some point, because it is not truely random.

[@anarchy2531]

@@PatPatych He never said the quests would be different, he said they would be infinite.

[@PatPatych]

@@anarchy2531 Even so, your quest log is finite. And when it will overflow -- bad stuff will start happening.

[@EddDoubleDD]

he can't keep getting away with this!

[@jacksnap425]

BOUNDARY REACHED Open the map to explore another region, or go back to your ship.

[@cybe9717]

"It just works" -Todd Howard "Sometimes, it doesn't just work" -Rodd Toward

[@mockz2327]

Trying to cheat me again huh todd?

[@toddhoward7240]

I take it back

[@FC_mania]

Rodd Toward is an evil version of Todd, where he’s Todd Howard but he says the f-word.

[@BasedPajeet]

I love I how I get this in my recommendations during e3 week. KZbin is trying to tell me something....

[@blizzlichd1338]

Lmao same

[@whoareyouyouareclearlylost323]

Don't trust em LOL

[@kingvince7328]

I am the 666th like. You're welcome.

[@whoareyouyouareclearlylost323]

@@kingvince7328 now YOU got 2 full likes on KZbin, you're welcome lol :p

[@kingvince7328]

@@whoareyouyouareclearlylost323 Wow! I've never had so many likes before! I'm gonna go tell my dad! Thank you!!

[@kevanfonseca9989]

This video Aged like wine