Aubrey Plaza's Incantation - cold open | 2019 Film Independent Spirit Awards

[@tessag275]

“Women love me! Like all , I’m like a whole quadrant cutie!” I mean he’s not wrong.....

[@Vannah.c0mm]

Yeah, he is a cutie 😋💗

[@avajane828]

He really isn’t wrong

[@navyagaurishcaptains8486]

Of course it’s true that he’s a cutie pie 🥰

[@ansri24]

he is wrong

[@navyagaurishcaptains8486]

@@ansri24 no he’s not bitch

[@Equanox214]

LOL "told him i was giving him a ride to gamestop" had me dying

[@RetroBrax]

Equanox214 yeah, exploiting teenagers is like, soooo funny and amazeballs

[@georgielockhart6686]

@@RetroBrax Someone is a fan of vigilantcitizen =p

[@kellykebo3497]

Wow, pedophilia is just hilarious, isn’t it?

[@planetmars444]

@@kellykebo3497 how is that pedophilia like calm tf down

[@kellykebo3497]

Maryam Guantai It’s not my problem if you can’t fathom that “actors” are sick f-s. Go rock yourself back to sleep with some Netflix.

[@montilada2826]

She just killed finn wolfhard

[@limesmoothie9yearsago569]

Monti Lada wow, i didn’t notice that. i didn’t notice that she just stabbed the shit out of him with his blood splattered all over her face. thanks for letting me know that

[@saidasideikyte4549]

no shit

[@topdogbarkbark7374]

#noshitsherlock

[@maddisonwheeler8097]

When I saw that he only killed him I stayed like what the fuck killed him I kill Finn Wolfhard and then I said, aww he looked so cute dressed as a baby

[@maddisonwheeler8097]

But she killed him !!! But the good thing is that I know it's just a recording

[@sidewalksafari_]

Of course Aubrey was going to do some shit like this lmao

[@BbGun-lw5vi]

Anne C best intro ever! Batshit crazy and hilarious!

[@ILLVMBlog]

@Organic Love very evil and satanic.

[@MikeMeehan]

@Organic Love we loved it in an organic way ;)

[@blueberry7899]

What's wrong with it? It's clearly a joke... No one you hurt. Curious as to why you are so against it

[@carpediemearth]

@@blueberry7899 They're not criticizing it they're joking that she WOULD make something strange like this. It's a funny, ironic and well made cold open!

[@kripposoft]

this is the most aubrey plaza shit I've ever seen (I love it)

[@BbGun-lw5vi]

kripposoft Me too! I’ve always really liked her but this makes me love her!

[@hyunjszn3099]

I had totally forgotten about this video HAHAHAH Finn wasn’t lying doe, he is a cutie that all women love

[@beepbeep2918]

don’t forget jack😏

[@e_2437]

omgg i follow u on tik tok

[@timconnors9744]

Not just women, sweet cheeks

[@grojdoomer]

not only women

[@yl751]

LMAO WTF IS FINN WOLFHARD DOING HERE

[@BradGroux]

He's being a four-quadrant cutie.

[@emk14]

acting

[@mollymadchen]

He thought he’d got a ride to GameStop.

[@Unqualifiedmedicalperson]

He’s the virgin sacrifice. I thought it was obvious.

[@n.a.firdaus4951]

@@anandamaya6949 Dude, he's 15! WTF!

[@luvvvellee]

his smile when he said “ladies i love all your work btw” 🥺

[@tanyaluvhengo8766]

"women love me! like all women, I'm like a whole quadrant cutie!" DEAD😂😂😂

[@yomylee428]

the angriest one well he’s not wrong I mean lmaoo 💀

[@fridaymorning139]

he said FOUR quadrant cutie!

[@stoptalkingaboutmypfp5440]

did he lie?

[@gigiromanelli9148]

Quadrant cutie

[@21N13]

This is the joke: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four-quadrant_movie

[@ephemereaux]

“Ladies I love all your work by the way :)” such a gentleman even on his deathbed

[@cyrenebayabus8826]

is it true that hes not a virgin?

[@azul7652]

lol he said “women love me”..but if were being honest he aint lying lol

[@DansChan995]

Seeing Aubrey in Agatha All Along brought me right back to this...

[@MinYoongi-bv7dx]

Finn: "Im not a virgin all women love me like all women im like a four-quadrent cutie" HAD MEE DEADDDDD

[@JMysticStar7]

I love that they were having so much fun doing this.

[@jytted5671]

FINN WTF DUDE HAHAHAHA

[@someoneintheinternet7309]

I love how bat shit crazy Aubrey and Christina are in this 😭😭🤣🤣

[@peanutbutterspread]

This was wild. With all my favorite actresses. Marcia Gay Harden's delivery of the dagger "forged from the gold of my Oscar" was aces. Had a good laugh at the the Four Quadrant cutie line from Finn Wolfhard.

[@wiinterflowers95]

Who were the other two blondes actresses? I know other one was Christina Ricci.

[@peanutbutterspread]

@@wiinterflowers95 Roseanna Arquette is the one who says "thanks that means a lot to me" and Sharon Stone is the one that says "I told him I was giving him a ride to Gamestop."

[@wiinterflowers95]

VforVera Thank man. Any good films of theirs you would recommend.

[@BbGun-lw5vi]

VforVera Marcia Gay Harden can make you believe any scene.

[@peanutbutterspread]

@@wiinterflowers95 Sharon Stone is ICONIC in Basic Instinct. Alpha Dog, Casino, Total Recall, to name a few other movies she's been in. Roseanna Arquette has been in so many things. Pulp Fiction, Whole 9 Yards, Desperately Seeking Susan, to name a few.

[@plserino]

“We just did the Chucky movie together” “SILENCE!!!”

[@myasandoval3447]

If he’s not a virgin then how did the ritual work??🤔🤔🤔

[@luanajane3069]

da boy was lyin' huh

[@culturefelix8682]

He was lying so they didnt kill him🤣

[@ronan.pellen]

spoiler alert: it didn't work

[@melaniem948]

This is the most Aubrey thing I've seen in my life 😂

[@ervienace2123]

"This ain't no book club." Christina Ricci predicting Yellowjackets years in advance. 🤣

[@karina-vz9zz]

*WHAT DID I JUST WATCH LMAO*

[@czenaiahcui]

FOUR QUADRANT CUTIE LMAO FINN STOP

[@lunadoom6257]

Why is no one bringing up Sharon Stone's appearance in this? F*cking EPIC. Smoking a cigarette, looking all coy and mischevious like in Basic Instinct. Gold. All of it.

[@silvav5596]

I agree, she’s marvellous

[@imobsessedwiththeclownmovi1629]

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS LMAO

[@mariouribe4083]

So business as usual for the film industry.

[@mariouribe4083]

@TET - COM I think we're on different wave lengths here pal but I appreciate your enthusiasm.

[@kellykebo3497]

TET - COM These people laughing have NO idea what’s waiting for them.

[@NewYorkFloridaMan]

@@kellykebo3497 what's waiting for them?

[@NewYorkFloridaMan]

@@mariouribe4083 it's "funny" how this skit wasn't funny at all. They are obligated to expose themselves though.. So that's what we're seeing here.

[@christiankovacs2829]

TET - COM what the fuck? Are you okay????

[@lorenwil]

"That's cute ladies. But this ain't no book club." 🤣

[@kumagirl]

finn...baby i-

[@peachl6931]

this foreshadowed their future roles lol

[@bethanys8125]

From Netflix's algorithm 🤣

[@cupcakemine2829]

*Finn I’m screaming 💀😂❤️*

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

So was he!

[@patriksvlog9413]

Aubrey before possession... Aubrey after possession... no big difference ;)

[@vanessaoliver5426]

I love Aubrey Plaza so much

[@justAguyDs]

Saaaaame. She so awesome

[@hikari2827]

Vanessa Oliver Yeah and you are so much blinded.

[@BlackCat-vg5yx]

“I’m gonna go cause I’m gonna be blamed for this shit” 🤣🤣🤣 He knows his place HAHAHA!

[@Daniela-ge5cr]

FINN WOLFHARD AAAAA

[@milove.]

RIP FINN

[@Daniela-ge5cr]

:"c

[@GacMan47]

This is a weird comment if you are older than 18

[@milove.]

@@GacMan47 im not

[@hazel5634]

GacMan47 I mean I just turned 18, I don't think it's weird considering he's not even 2 years younger. People wouldn't have a problem with a male 18yo and female 16yo

[@TDItaly98]

Aubrey’s been Death all along

[@audreysee1523]

Here because I can't believe Aubrey full tilt manifested to being in Agatha All Along from partnering with Elizabeth Olsen in Ingrid Goes West and Parks and Recs with Katherine Hahn and her love for witchcraft. Her career needs to be studied

[@jatpat6063]

Can we just all appreciate Bryan Tyree Henry’s part in this? The dude made me laugh my ass off.

[@mellowcloud1279]

Legit tears are coming out of my eyes, I can't stop laughing-

[@jaymegreen5647]

Finn is a 4th quadrant cutie tho 🥰🥰🥰

[@BlooneyProductions]

He is

[@damaniqphillip2756]

Is it I wrong that I want Aubrey Plaza to sacrifice me?

[@JacobSantosDev]

I think most virgins would find being sacrificed by Aubrey Plaza acceptable. The height of their lives.

[@damaniqphillip2756]

Jacob Santos ok sweet

[@damaniqphillip2756]

Jetstoanywhere I got 131 likes that begs to differ

[@JacobSantosDev]

@@Jetstoanywhere I guess if we are being literal and not in the humor of the skit, then you would be correct. It would not be okay to be sacrificed. If only because the odds of having sex would be nil. Also dying horribly sucks. If you need to find a sense of humor, then perhaps going away from the smell of ass would be of benefit. The contortionist thing you have going must hurt.

[@damaniqphillip2756]

Jetstoanywhere no she wants me to hit 205 likes

[@Xxjxulixaxx]

Finn wolfhard lmao💀

[@thunderwalk]

Amazing, the oscars could never

[@sophieferrie1074]

When girls say we like magic and Finn Wolfhard they mean this.

[@macrumpton]

You can always count on Aubrey to take it one step beyond.

[@tommeuu]

this is the best thing ive ever seen from an award show

[@weirdarchetype]

"The bastard child that burst from the loins of the Netflix algorithm" 😭😭😭

[@izzie6404]

WHY DOES FINN LOOK CUTE IN THAT OUTFIT

[@wiinterflowers95]

Did I see Christina Ricci, Marcia Gay Harden and Marisa Tomlei in Aubrey's coven or I VICIOUSLY tripping?

[@GathererThompson]

Viciously tripping, obviously.

[@MelJennette]

As well as Rosanna Arquette and Sharon Stone?..:I think?...

[@redsands1001]

Bit of both

[@wiinterflowers95]

Gatherer Thompson Hahaha

[@wiinterflowers95]

MadeUpMelly ! Is that who the other two blonde actresses were? I mean I recognized Christina Ricci immediately.

[@briannasabin5078]

I love this so much Aubrey Plaza is the best

[@ilanafallas2590]

Lmao just here for finn❤️

[@ashleyvelez3764]

Bahahah sameee

[@cindygallego9907]

I think half of us r

[@beepbeep2918]

you don’t watch something just for one person. you are just disregarding everyone elses hard work

[@concrete_dog]

Y'know I could quote so many lines from this video for some easy KZbin-likes but instead I'm just gonna say that this video is hilarious and Aubrey is my queen.

[@JustFridayOnTheLeftDude]

MY DUDE FINNN AHHHHH😍😍😍😎

[@Needassistance]

This is very close to what really happens behind closed doors in Hollywood. Eyes wide shut style

[@lamb9770]

how the fuck would you know this

[@lh5058]

Man shut yo ass up😭😭

[@SallySallySourScream]

@@lamb9770 The bible...

[@MarinaAndTheDevil]

Ain’t nobody got time to worship beings that don’t exist. Especially not satanists.

[@Needassistance]

@@MarinaAndTheDevil that's the fantasy that these beings don't exist...keep telling yourself that. And they'll keep sacrificing to moloch

[@alexandramaliano8634]

FINNN WTF

[@fattomato1863]

Alexandra Maliano your pfp >> anything else

[@lightningmass4562]

I fucken love Finn he is hot

[@NicMac]

I come back here to laugh at the "this ain't no book club" moment.....I die for 5 minutes every time! 😂😂

[@nirlashkarki5990]

Marisa Tomei saying Maya Deren is everything

[@mikeronquillo1451]

Nirlash Karki she’s so funny here hahaha

[@AngelofMusic04]

I'm partial to her invoking Barbara Loden.

[@nirlashkarki5990]

@@AngelofMusic04 Wanda is one of my favorite films of all time. I feel you.

[@dani-rj5jl]

Omg when they brought in Fin 😭😭

[@adaoraambrose7093]

Oh my gosh finnnnn 😂❤️❤️❤️🌍🌍🌍🌍🔥

[@chaosdream21]

I was feeling Marcia Gay Harden's bit

[@BbGun-lw5vi]

Nina A she’s so incredible that even in this ridiculous intro somehow she managed to sell her part. I think it’s her voice!

Forged from the gold... of my Oscar 👏👏👏👏👏

[@ceciliasouzaleao1485]

How come I've never seen this masterpiece????

[@Maktub96]

That aged well

[@賴沅明]

No wonder Aubrey said that Agatha All Along was her dream job

[@crumpledgary3850]

Never would I have imagined Marcia gay harden in this😭😭

[@onefootsteve5919]

"Forged from the gold from my Oscar...."

[@scouser2010ify]

I love this Christina Ricci was hilarious

[@azayziahowdin4628]

He's not wrong ladies do love him😍💞

[@spidermanbruh]

FINN WOLFHARD AND MARISA TOMEI?? yes PLEASE

[@gracehaines6084]

Aunt may just being there 😭

[@freemakerthings4518]

Who’s here after watching the Agatha trailer?

[@queenpan21]

I love all the witches togheter but Christina Ricci is not playing around 😂

[@MagickBalls]

That was totally f*cking AWEsome! The Oscars NEVER came close to doing anything as hysterical and clever as this (in all their boring award show broadcasts). Aubrey Plaza ROCKS! Gary "Uncle G" Brown - American Correspondent for Classic Rock Radio (UK).

[@BbGun-lw5vi]

Gary Brown totally agree. I have to give credit to the spirit awards cause they’re risky choice paid off. I wish the oscars would take some risks.

[@said8784]

@Organic Love Oh, was someone actually murdered? Is this actually a snuff film? Get off your high horse.

[@pesgoatinho1829]

@@said8784 nah im sure he /she would rather stay on that high horse if it allows him / her to see over the comedic presentation of this clearly satanic reference. If you think this is funny and awesome then you are a sheep that has been desensitized by the media to accept this as comedy. People don't even realize that this sacrifice ritual of virgins is a common occurrence among the elite.

[@audreyhendrix9737]

That bonnet 😂

[@MissTia777]

She basically revealed her initiation requirements for fame!

[@SugarRainer]

yes correct... we live in Satans Matrix so this is normal.

[@enricotavaressilva2754]

Finn Wolfhard 😍

[@scouser2010ify]

Ricci went in on herself 😂

[@gachaesila1100]

Finn's outfit😂😂 and he was right

[@Unworshipediety]

I've died and awoken in Plaza heaven.

[@benavidesruiz]

A film with all of them!!! Please!! 😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@topdogbarkbark7374]

Omg- rip finn but I love his outfit lmao

[@maursss]

"Uhm, I'ma go- because I'ma get blamed for this shit!" 😂😂😂

[@nafisashire]

Finn is so beautiful I love his smile sm and he’s so adorable

[@Smile_j7p36]

This was a whole ass fever dream

[@deadpopstar]

Love the clip of David Lynch's Eraserhead in there!! 🙂🙃

[@KweenB283]

Wtf did I just watch at 9pm

[@rashadgray302]

illuminati satanism Zionist witches

[@rashadgray302]

illuminati satanism Zionist witches

[@Bestbuyparkinglot]

when he said women love me like all women love me i was like is he wrong........... I mean not all but a lot-

[@sayakchoudhury9711]

That was fantastic

[@privcraft_]

NOT TODAY SATAN

[@emmaz2536]

“I told him I was giving him a ride to game stop”

[@navyagaurishcaptains8486]

Aaww Finn is looking so cute in this cute dress 🥰💖❤️💗😍💘😊💘😍💓❤️💗🥰💖💗❤️😍💓💘😊

[@thorsten6422]

unused pickup lines #203: "I love the way your roll back your eye balls."

[@David0gden]

I am thoroughly creeped out. Job well done Aubrey & company. Haven't felt this pain in my stomach since The Lighthouse... or Requiem For A Dream. Kudos.

[@forgotten1s]

I just saw this on tiktok and had to watch it for real

[@WinterlyHeights]

Love the Chucky movie reference :)

[@Slinkysees]

brilliant.

[@DemiSemme]

Can we get a full movie of this?

[@eviejoy_]

this is so on brand for aubrey lmao i knew she would do some shit like this

[@olivermcerlean8386]

A few weeks ago I was campaigning for Aubrey to host the Oscars, but this will do.

[@kieramcgrath7946]

OMFGG WHY IS FINN IN THIS GOD HELP ME PAUAUAHAHHAHAHAH

[@beautifularmina861]

I just saw this in Instagram and when I saw Finn I came here to watch this 😂 He’s so cute❤️❤️

[@diegofrancisco7900]

OMG, absolutely perfect