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Trauma: 100.
(This is a parody of the Epic Rap Battles of History KZbin series created by Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD please check them out.)
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Guzma: (0:13)
Ay yo! You don't wanna tussle with the big boss!
We're hard as bones, Team Skull finna slice you up; criss-cross!
Stand down! I'm itching to beat her down and show the doom in store
This chick's off the rails for fighting destruction in human form!
Took over one cart and you think you're hot shit? Nanu couldn't stop us, you're gon' down
Ran everyone out so my gang can take refuge; I'm the head chief of Po Town!
I'm number one! So far below me, that number on your arm must be your ranking!
Take a bow before me with your troublesome kids, I hype up the scene when my grunts start chanting
(It's ya boy!) The one who's gonna tear you down!
(It's ya boy!) The one who's gonna wear the crown!
Royal in a Battle, big bad Guzma always dishes hard blows
Leave weaklings pale in my presence, like your skin at an art show!
Grace: (0:55)
I get you failed the Island Challenge to walk among Alola’s best,
But holding towns hostage, kidnapping pets, no shock you morphed to a loathsome pest
Since your leading mon more than fits you well, grimacing prick, that’s stuck in his shell
You’ll drop below par, like hits from your pa, cope with your trauma when the Apex raises hell
Entered the ring for a battle but the lack of one on your wrist shows no tact, you see
Don't worry, though, with the lack of crystals, you're still making me catch some Z's
Cause you bore me, Aether Foundation's lackey means you're quite dull
you may use Bug-types, but you're definitely more of a Type: Null
Don’t try and compare us, you’re a pathetic wimp like a denizen, not worth measuring
A reflection of overdone tropes, so why don’t you quit your Flecs-ing, kid
Treated as jokes by your region cause you're not a threat and act all unafraid
'Til an otherworld jellyfish gets in your brain, ditch your sunglasses, I dish out more shade!
Guzma: (1:36)
First Impressions on that verse? Listen, numbskull, lemme get this through ya
Your group's only able to kill on tracks when you push off Tuba!
And everyone else that has crossed your path! That train ain't got nothing to your train of thought
Team Skull's loyal, we got each other's backs, Our worst can't compare to the pain you brought
I thought Plumeria's team was Toxic, but you top that with how you treat your cronies
Since you left Simon in the dust more than I did with my old trophies!
Then you came into Hazel's life: broke up her family and made her life hell
Hide her secret to cover your ass and kept her further in her shell
She had a choice; the random chick who made her or your disabused youths
Barely even knew Amelia, but it's clear why she didn’t choose you!
Grace: (2:10)
And you only made things worse by helping Lusamine with her demented goals
Couldn't even stop her when alone and needed some help from a ten year old!
So you're one to talk! I'm making amends for my actions while bragging 'bout yourself is all you do
Making me shake MY head in frustration; “Guzma what is wrong with you!?”
Brought injustice across the region and ditched your team because you stooped so low
Least I stayed to help my gang without disbanding our group to grow!
Pushed others around because of your strength throughout that entire life of yours
Can't exit your path of loneliness and it'll stay that way when I show you the door!
Quizzique as Guzma
www.youtube.com/ @Quizzique
SeerofWords as Grace Monroe
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/ shakyradunn
JustGamer, Snakebite126 and garbageGothic as Team Skull Grunts
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo and Alchemyking
Mixed by SIR Rap Battles
Thumbnail by M!cah
Beat by Kelly Mac and Aaron John Shapiro of Audio Network