(AUDIO ONLY) Leonard Church vs. Mordecai - MG Rap Battles (ft. UBERocity, AdamDRB, and more!)

I saw RvB-related graffiti where I work a few weeks ago I think that's really neat.
(This is a parody of the Epic Rap Battles of History KZbin series created by Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD please check them out.)
/ erb
Church: (0:19)
Let’s just get this over with, I shouldn’t have to waste my time
On this man-child who can’t do a single job to save his life!
I served in the army, dick! It’s clear this battle isn’t fair
I’d tell you to take a seat, but you can’t set up the chairs!
It’s insane the lengths you go to get out of simple chores, bitch!
Your show only has “The Power” to make up utter horseshit!
I’ll put you under fire, my rhyming game is fire
When my guns begin to fire, you’ll be permanently fired!
Say what you want about me, at least I know I'm an asshole
And I may lead a team that are just a bunch of schmucks
But nobody I know went and got their friend killed, bullshit with time travel,
AND not get laid, you selfish fuck!
Everything you do just goes to shit, no matter how tame
Bet you can’t even grab a mic without it bursting in flames!
And I don’t mean your bars, I mean it actually exploding
So get your friends to save your ass and continue your free-loading!
Mordecai and Rigby: (0:56)
If this guy's an A.I, he's the world's dumbest computer
But man, I don't wanna diss out this blue-colored loser
Who when he isn't doing nothing, drags his friends through certain doom, bro!
Doesn’t all of that apply to you, though? OW!
Quit it, dude! Least we lived through all our crazy stuff
We don’t need to put the hurt on him! His team kills him enough! (true!)
Punchies would leave him on the floor with how bad he sucks
So how about we show him how to Rap It Up? (Yeah-yuh!)
We rapped before in our show while your rap battle just blows!
You got your butt whopped by Sarge, but now you’re going ‘gainst the pros!
Unresolved issues with Tex? Seems this fool was too slow!
This “ghost” ain’t as High as Fives but you aren’t goin’ down looooow!
Angier than Benson with how much you lose your head
So ill-tempered, I’m surprised you’re not a member of the Reds!
Since your outbursts are more volatile than the talking time bomb
You know who else blows more than Andy? MY MOM!
Church and Tucker: (1:34)
Bow-chicka-bow-wow! Not now, Tucker!
I can’t deal with your bullshit and this motherfucker!
Though even with your perverse shit, he’s somehow the bigger cucker (hey!)
I might be from Rooster Teeth; but you’re the real cock-sucker!
Mordecai: (1:43)
You were RT’s shining gem until RWBY took your spot
Can’t be the face of a company when that helmet’s all you got!
Not armed for a battle, even with the guns you brought
All you’ve done is fire blanks since you always miss your shots!
Church: (1:53)
It’s clear you suck when on a track hearing through that slow slog
I mean hell, your cart’s more dingy than the Red Team’s fucking Roadhog
A group of idiots enclosed in a box and sent to space as a plot twist
Can say it's not as creative as you thought, bitch!
Put this simp in a depressive slump when all of my bars hit
More than the all screen time you were Robin' crying over Margaret
And that’s not even counting the times that you led CJ around
Got your head in the clouds but got no head from the cloud!
Mordecai: (2:11)
And you and Tex aren’t better with how much she snaps at you
So abusive on both sides I see why you two are black and blue
This private isn’t fit to lead with his lack of conscience
But I shouldn’t be surprised that Church is preaching utter nonsense
Ever stopped and wondered why your series is still here?
Your peak is nothing but a memory since quality's been dropped for years
Shatter Squad smashed your reputation as your fans agree that they blow
Being as dead as you are, it’s fitting that you bit off Halo! (OHHHH!)
Mancha (UBERocity) as Leonard Church
/ uberocity
AdamDRB as Mordecai
/ @discordrapbattle
/ @marvelvsanything
Kamren the Person as Rigby
/ @kamrentheperson
Alen as Muscle Man
/ @facrapbattles
SonicProdigy55 as Lavernius Tucker
/ @sonicprodigy55
Written by MetaMachine
Beat by Barrie Gledden and Tie Reilly
Mixed by Zagranis
Thumbnail by JK03

[@sonidash216]

I'm suprised Church didn't have a line referencing MordiTwi, here's what the line could be: You may not have love stories with a Robin and a cloud but you have a better love story with Twilight.

[@MassiveGigaGamer]

Church just shit stomps him with the head in the clouds but got no head from the cloud line.

[@fulmonthe1687]

*Church

[@MassiveGigaGamer]

@@fulmonthe1687 oh sorry didn't know I'll change it.

[@gnomeyt9339]

Still one of the best MGRBs

[@animezenoverdrive500]

MAKE THIS A VIDEO

[@JammingtonTheIII]

bro we need more red vs blue rap battles this shit is awesome

[@zayvellboissiere]

Mordecai and rigby won🏆 🥇 🏅 🏆

[@zayvellboissiere]

Ya my comment was like

[@Club-Dreamiverse]

Ontarioku, you, AdamDRB, Kamren, Alen, Mancha, you, JK03 and Zarganis did awesome. In addition, Microsoft could be buying Activision Blizzard and HBO Max is about to become Max once next month arrives, on the 23rd.

[@animezenoverdrive500]

DAMN CHURCH, THAT 2ND VERSE- Could you guys animate this?

[@zayvellboissiere]

Bro, this rap battle deeds an animation. Can you do one, please ?

[@MetaGengoRapBattles]

We'd like to give all our battles a video eventually! Some are way harder to figure out than others and this one is definitely on the harder end due to how to tackle Church / capturing RvB's style in a video that'd be interesting whilst also staying cost-effective. But thoughts and ideas have been talked about and we're open to suggestions on how to go about it!

[@zayvellboissiere]

​@MetaGengoRapBattles church can be sfm & for mordecai and rigby they can be animated

[@chuyyo]

red and blue battle ? w

[@davionandKrypto]

I’ll make it my Verison

[@zayvellboissiere]

Can you do jeffy vs. Beavis and butthead