“I’m not a KILLER.” *glances at body shoved in closet*
@annalise99106 жыл бұрын
Literally my first thought went to Llammas with hats. "Carl, there is a dead human in our house!" "Oh, would you look at that, how did he get here?"
@pancake_enby94566 жыл бұрын
Annalise SAME 😂
@comfort_devil4 жыл бұрын
OMG Yes
@NessiAudios3 жыл бұрын
BUT KARRRLLLL THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
@diamondtpdream43346 жыл бұрын
“No no no no I’m not a killer..” *nervous laughter*
@arim27897 жыл бұрын
"Do you trust me?.. Do you trust me?" Aladdin reference? 🙂
@LibraryofZin7 жыл бұрын
Ari M I can show you the body...
@Exhausted_Rat6 жыл бұрын
Macaroni Man XD best freaking youtuber
@meking18085 жыл бұрын
@@LibraryofZin I don't trust you anymore sorry 😅
@dakaileyboo64146 жыл бұрын
if i was the roommate i would of been like "cool a dead body, want help or do you want me to act like nothing happend?"
@LibraryofZin6 жыл бұрын
Real friends!
@bonksbell67056 жыл бұрын
I would be like: *Knocks on front door* Howdy Neighbor I see a dead body, I've got free time need an extra pair of hands🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zee79146 жыл бұрын
OMG same😂
@brokenpieces58525 жыл бұрын
#RoommateGoals
@birdsinjeans66734 жыл бұрын
Bro bring them here 🤜🏼! Same
@callmebunny83206 жыл бұрын
"This is Richard" Oh Richard is dead.THATS GREAT AND IM NOT TAKING THE BLAME FOR THIS ONE
@aritaekookie89766 жыл бұрын
"Ive Never knew ur eyes were that colour until U Opend Them that wide" Omfg That Statement Killed me XD
@cranial_bait6 жыл бұрын
“I’m just a bottomless pit” Same.
@bluebirdphoenix25887 жыл бұрын
Oh god. When I heard "let me go get a piece of paper and pen" The first thing that popped into my head was: I hope your artistic ability is better than your lying ability. I swear my friend`s personality is rubbing off on me.
@LibraryofZin7 жыл бұрын
My writing is actually terrible soooo
@bluebirdphoenix25887 жыл бұрын
My writing is terrible too.
@milktea_babi17876 жыл бұрын
Him: there hiding in the shadows.. Me: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!! Also Him: you know how you always feel like someone's watching you? Me: *looks around and plays music* " i always feel like somebody watching meeeeee"
@JK-xk9qj6 жыл бұрын
XD Lol
@bunnyhop.54326 жыл бұрын
ME!!!
@stephanien.70436 жыл бұрын
Okay, so I have never listened to this audio before (love it btw) and I was already matching it perfectly. He was talking about how Richard had a hit on him and I said out loud, "Oh my God, you're a hitman!" then he said he wasn't a hitman. He explained that he was an assassin and I said out loud again, "That's the same thing!" and he was like, "Okay, that is not the same thing." I am literally freaking out. I have never been this spot on with an audio I'm listening to for the first time. Btw, this is super funny and witty at the same time. I love it!
@LibraryofZin6 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! I try to make my audios as realistic and as conversation-esque as possible so that means a lot!
@stephanien.70436 жыл бұрын
Macaroni Man No problem! Keep up the great work. You have an awesome voice and clearly know how to make it entertaining. I hope you get the support you deserve.
@philseyelash69856 жыл бұрын
Stephanie Nau yer a wizard
@Shani-jd9jy6 жыл бұрын
Once my friend told me that he likes assassins. I told him "You like two asses in?"
@LibraryofZin6 жыл бұрын
true kneeslapper
@Shani-jd9jy6 жыл бұрын
Macaroni Man :3
@Shani-jd9jy6 жыл бұрын
Macaroni Man pretty sure I ruined his favourite game
@averygraham64716 жыл бұрын
Thats pretty good Shani :3
@heddaemilie47807 жыл бұрын
He acted like Peter Parker in civil war
@LibraryofZin7 жыл бұрын
Huh, didn't think of that haha
@fluffymarshmallowscosplay857 жыл бұрын
The first thing that popped into my head was assassination classroom........ Nagisa and Karma are best bois
@rebeccarussell29216 жыл бұрын
Fluffymarshmallows Cosplay Agreed.
@lilmissdeadly4856 жыл бұрын
Yes
@youcantlotorme85286 жыл бұрын
Yeah also dont know how i got here
@aritaekookie89766 жыл бұрын
Fluffymarshmallows Cosplay KARMA!!!!!
@cranial_bait6 жыл бұрын
I haven’t seen assassin classroom officially so the first thing that pops into my head is Nagisa from Free! attacking a smiling squid creature
@jexican48216 жыл бұрын
*"listen, listen"* Me: LISTEN, LINDA, LISTEN
@daigo99116 жыл бұрын
Platonic or romantic, doesn't matter, the love for the roommate felt very real
@LibraryofZin6 жыл бұрын
Thank you kindly
@daigo99116 жыл бұрын
Macaroni Man of course :) at first i thought he was freaking out about getting caught but then realized it was because he was afraid of losing his best friend. Reall good work.
@erinjohnson95635 жыл бұрын
"They take notes on every thing you do" Me: *trips on nothing and starts laughing to myself* Person spying on me: target is mentally unstable and an actual mess
@kaye_go_moo4 жыл бұрын
I love how you can just imagine what his movements are like since his voice is shifting in pitch and in pace XD
@tannerhuman7 жыл бұрын
The getaway driver bit caught me by surprise. Pleasant surprise. You sounded so knowledgeable that I could almost believe you actually were an assassin. Well done my dude.
@LibraryofZin7 жыл бұрын
Tanner Human thank you friend!!
@tannerhuman7 жыл бұрын
No problemmm
@ardenmurray92176 жыл бұрын
*But maybe he is an assassin?!*
@mistress99474 жыл бұрын
*Dun dun*
@cherryvance68747 жыл бұрын
Omg imagine your character from the tsundere role plays is this guy but in the future which is why he's so angsty as a teen. Awesome job on this btw!
@Aliece5917 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one who thought of that. That'd honestly be pretty cool.
@LibraryofZin7 жыл бұрын
Hmmm...
@saturnscales7 жыл бұрын
Yes I could so imagine that!
@mjs12786 жыл бұрын
Bad liar ;) And i love the "i'm talking to myself and to a dead body 2sec after i said i shouldn't do"
@Whateven97 жыл бұрын
For some reason, the sound of becoming a getaway driver excited me
@LibraryofZin7 жыл бұрын
That's the idea, thank you! :D
@LibraryofZin7 жыл бұрын
Apologies for the cut-out esque audio around the 10 minute mark, I actually went into the bathroom and the mic didn't pick it up very well. ;_;
@DraperStan236 жыл бұрын
You are really good at this. Your voice is so lively and you acted like this is really happening unlike most asmr videos I’ve listened too. Keep up the good work.
@LibraryofZin6 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much, that's a big compliment! :D
@DraperStan236 жыл бұрын
Macaroni Man well you deserve it
@silief5456 жыл бұрын
Him: people are watching you. Me: well thats nice to know. Nice to know that they're watching this conversation. Watching when showering. Watching whatever I do. I have a feeling that they are literally just in the corner of the room watching us... GET OUTTA HERE WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION. Thank you
@JK-xk9qj6 жыл бұрын
**Reads Title** Assassin's Creed!!
@whimzlvr6 жыл бұрын
Macoroni man: You were enjoying it?!?! Me: What? I was?!?!?!?!? Macoroni man: What are you talking about??? Me: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM SAYING
@bugjuice77236 жыл бұрын
If I ever had a assassin roommate I’d just walk in and smile awkwardly Me: sooo...we cool???
@janeambers61146 жыл бұрын
"I'm just a bottomless pit today" "Ya, you're digging one too"
@4evaMoregoo0fY6 жыл бұрын
Hey, this is going to be long.. Yeah, there's the warning. So I was fumbling around some asmrtists I haven't heard to - because I'm getting addicted to this thing - and I came across you. You, my man.. God! I wish I don't fail at expressing this. You are just incredible and great and awesome and just amazing to the core. Okay, to start this off, I'm going to say that my imagination is very good. So with the other asmrtists, I was able to build my surroundings according to their stories. But you, the way you act - or voice act - is just so breathtakingly perfect that I can see everything around me even the littlest details. I can see your expressions, your movements, the kitchen that you're hopelessly trying to keep me from entering, the design of the house, that 54' tv, those pictures hanging around the wall, the lights, the layout of the fucking building! THE BUILDING FOR GOD SAKE! I can see the city, I can breathe the air. That was INTENSE! My imagination is wild but it's never been that wild before. Okay, I was typing so fast there but the point is, I was alive. Much more than before and I am trying so hard to think of a way to thank you but I guess this is just me, failing. Hahaha. I hope you know to what extend this gratification for you is. Love you, man. Okay wow that was fucking long
@LibraryofZin6 жыл бұрын
Dude wow, that is really insane to read. Thank you so much, really. I try my best to make the voice acting and story-telling the focus and to get such recognition that it works, it makes it all worth it. This was a really charming comment to read, and it honestly made my entire night. Thank you so much, hope that I can continue to capture people like I seem to have captured you. Hope to see your name around more often!
@4evaMoregoo0fY6 жыл бұрын
Macaroni Man Yeah I'll be around. I'm not sure if I'm going to leave comments though because I'm not much of a commenter. But I'll try and I'll definitely be sticking around for your videos. Even if that means I have to get out of my house to watch them because the line in my house is really crappy. It's like my house and my house alone is being filtered from receiving the line. Like someone turned a switch off or something. Hmmh.. Why am I telling you that?
@LibraryofZin6 жыл бұрын
You feel comfy here! And as long as you're simply watching that'd be enough for me, thanks a ton!
@May-jd7es7 жыл бұрын
Damn if this was real life I’d have to wear gloves because I’m positive bright pink nails aren’t very tactical
@LibraryofZin7 жыл бұрын
Maybe good at hand signals in the dark!
@pancake_enby94566 жыл бұрын
If I had a roommate who was an assassin and acted like this...I wouldn’t even call the cops I’d just be like “okay then...cooooollll and I’m going to hide in my room I’m not getting involved in this” and then back away and get to my room and just stay there 😂
@jadenlee95393 жыл бұрын
Bruh lowkey said: My Problem this is not😂😂
@sadcanadian99625 жыл бұрын
“My dad was killed” *dont make it a Batman story* “By an assassin” *AND WE HAVE A BATMAN STORY PEOPLE*
@Queersailorscout5 жыл бұрын
You: I’m cleaning up the kitchen Me: Oh cool I’ll help *walks in* oh
@katievillarreal17387 жыл бұрын
Blood Orange? Is that where you beat someone to death with an orange?
@LibraryofZin7 жыл бұрын
...That's way better than I was expecting.
@katievillarreal17387 жыл бұрын
Macaroni Man So I was right? XD
@Shani-jd9jy6 жыл бұрын
Katie Villarreal I'm pretty sure it's an orange with red insides
@katievillarreal17386 жыл бұрын
What's the difference?
@Shani-jd9jy6 жыл бұрын
Katie Villarreal ......
@Randomtwixy7 жыл бұрын
Are you making this a series? This is great! You’ve gained a subscriber!
@LibraryofZin7 жыл бұрын
Thank you! And perhaps.
@nanaleigh48376 жыл бұрын
Anyone else listening here on round two of this emotional rollercoaster?
@kacchanbakugo37796 жыл бұрын
Him: in my rookie days when you wanted me to bring the head Me: *Thinks of vine* “So no head? *breaks skateboard* XD help me
@alphariusomegon82116 жыл бұрын
Roommate: You had fun? Me: BUTCH I WAS A RUNNING AND I DIDN’T STOP TILL I GOT TO THE PACIFIC. AND I THOUGH: “If I’m already here. How about I go a bit longer?” AND SO I KEPT RUNNING. SOON I GOT BACK TO ALABAMA AND I GOT MYSELF A BOX OF CHOCOLATES!
@yourfavoritegenderbender98962 жыл бұрын
Even if they do end up together in the end and babybird does end up being a female protagonist/listener is still appreciate the platonicness at the start and masculine like names like "dude" and "bro", and the shameless shows of affections and saying I love you as friends its just- idk man I just love it sm
@EmilyOnTheMoon Жыл бұрын
no way this is 5 years old thats insane, I came back to revisit and its funny how I still occasionally think about it.
@gracebeard34866 жыл бұрын
Why does the assassin guy remind me of Deadpool?? 😂 Love it
@alisonjade80436 жыл бұрын
What about if he’s hired to kill people who are actually supernatural creatures but it turns out the listener is one and it’s like woah plot twist 👀
@LibraryofZin6 жыл бұрын
*hits blunt*
@lingng85345 жыл бұрын
OoooooOOOoOOoo damn yes
@freaksingit6 жыл бұрын
Omg the roleplay is amazing!! I found myself answering lol got yourself another subscriber!! ❤️
@saturnscales7 жыл бұрын
My birthday is legitimately in seven months lol. And this assassin is a terrible liar. PART 2!!!!!!
@LibraryofZin7 жыл бұрын
You'd figure an assassin is deceptive... oh well!
@saturnscales7 жыл бұрын
Macaroni Man indeed, it was cute to hear him stutter out the lies though
@S41RO6 жыл бұрын
This hurts after the end of season 2...
@faithj11662 жыл бұрын
I just now came back to this series after so long and now I'm hooked again!!!😂😂😂
@LibraryofZin2 жыл бұрын
Welcome back!
@pinyapolicy7 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad KZbin recommended you. 💕
@LibraryofZin7 жыл бұрын
Me too, then I wouldn't have met you friend!
@gbeilschmidt86566 жыл бұрын
The fact that he’s still protecting the listener tho😭
@jadenlee95393 жыл бұрын
All you hear from the Kitchen is "AH! I NEED A MEDIC BAG! AHHH IM DYING!!! I REALLY NEED ONE!!!!" Also if you walked back into the house and saw him with a body just pull a 180 and walk back out the door
@juliannehosey98557 жыл бұрын
Could you make a second part of this? Also I loved it.😊💗
@LibraryofZin7 жыл бұрын
I may consider it! Thank you!
@geekyotaku20417 жыл бұрын
I agree! It needs a second part.
@juliannehosey98557 жыл бұрын
GeekyOtaku glad you agree. I will love to see what might happen.💗😊
@bunnyhop.54326 жыл бұрын
Me: *Walks in to a dead body.* Also me: *Looks at Mac.* Mac: *probably expecting me to panic.* Me: WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT MAKING A MESS BEFORE I GET HOME?! THAT INCLUDES DEAD BODIES MAC! DID YOU GET ANY BLOOD ON MY BOOKS? YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE IF YOU DID!
@bunnyhop.54326 жыл бұрын
Mac: I'm not a killer. Me: *dies of laughter.* that's debatable
@bunnyhop.54326 жыл бұрын
Mac: *getting persistent about me not going into the kitchen.* Me: *goes into the kitchen *
@bunnyhop.54326 жыл бұрын
Mac: You thought it was fun. Me: *as innocently as possible replied with* Maybe.
@bunnyhop.54326 жыл бұрын
"I couldn't put you in the fire." Me: excuse me in already here. I was pulled in when you protected me, I was pulled in when I was attacked, I was pulled in when you told me your secret. YOU THINK NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT MY SAFETY?!??!
@makkin99577 жыл бұрын
You are PRECIOUS. Love the video!
@LibraryofZin7 жыл бұрын
Thanks friend!
@lingng85345 жыл бұрын
This is....amazing. Fantastic writing. Fantastic voice acting. I was mentally responding to what the character was saying. This is phenomenal!! 👏👏💕❤️
@JayAshBranAudioScripts5 жыл бұрын
Alright! Coming back, revisiting, and catching up with the series again
@eula52935 жыл бұрын
can't wait for another round of tears from rewatching 🥳🥳🥳
@ZZZOWO4 жыл бұрын
YRTA is coming back so im rewatching the entire thing again 😌(rewatching for like the fifth time LMAO)
@marinapaulose86207 жыл бұрын
You, my friend, are a bag of surprises, aren't you? Hahaha! This was so much fun!
@LibraryofZin7 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much! Glad the tsundere stuff isn't the only thing that was received well. :)
@marinapaulose86207 жыл бұрын
Well, what can I say? I'm a woman who loves details. And I have found that consistent with all your plotlines so far, irrespective of the genre. Like I've told you before...you're good :)
@MsSammiRoss6 жыл бұрын
I love this Assassin Roommate Series. I hope to see another season soon
@mysticwonders69727 жыл бұрын
This was definitely thrilling but funny at the same time, amazing job as always 😊❤️💕
@LibraryofZin7 жыл бұрын
Shila Medlock thank you very much!
@cheetosugar6956 жыл бұрын
I wish there were more vids like this.
@Cole_mei6 жыл бұрын
I stoped what I was doing (falling asleep) and subscribed at "well I guess I have some explaining to do. Totally fair. .......this is Richard."
@Wolfie_Silver3 жыл бұрын
I was trying so hard not to cackle during his explanation, but as soon as things got serious so did I.
@philseyelash69856 жыл бұрын
Best thirty one minutes of my life ohmaygahd
@maggythemagician7705 жыл бұрын
I literally acted like "please tell me you didn't leave any blood on the carpet because I swear to god if you did"
@ascrungleman2 жыл бұрын
It's been like 3 years since I've listened to this series but that twist still sticks out in my mind. Like, think about it randomly just as I'm falling asleep level stick with me.
@LibraryofZin2 жыл бұрын
That's a compliment I shall hold dear for some time, thank you.
@laeticiamoreau78364 жыл бұрын
Him: I’m an assassin Me: I THOUGHT YOU WORKED AT TIMMIES
@gabriellevonverde37373 жыл бұрын
Him: you wanna be a get away driver? Me: i wanna be a get away driver?
@sleppykitty2075 жыл бұрын
lol this guy is funny. I'm definitely sticking around for the rest!
@jasminecastro26756 жыл бұрын
I love this plz make part 2 plz
@ashleygingerale7 жыл бұрын
This was great
@LibraryofZin7 жыл бұрын
AshleyGingerAle thanks friend!
@ardenmurray92176 жыл бұрын
*second comment but whatever* I just realized... My uncles name is Richard... YOU KILLED MY UNCLE!
@glxya94916 жыл бұрын
*stumble upon this channel* *sees the YT channel name* M-m-macaroni? *tummy growls* Great another asmr I found, it was lovely anyways keep it up mate *hugs and kisses from PH*
@dauntus48853 жыл бұрын
“hope you’re not claustrophobic” 😂🤦🏽♀️
@breadcrumbs5117 жыл бұрын
While I'm still listening lol you sound so much like The Onceler 😂
@inhumangremlin13914 жыл бұрын
Him: A closet would be great to put a body Me: Well the closet is a shitty idea under the bed is a smart idea. big smort 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
@Shani-jd9jy6 жыл бұрын
That phone ringing wasn't "the agency" was it XD
@LibraryofZin6 жыл бұрын
No, but you gotta roll with the punches :)
@theodoravandelft19512 жыл бұрын
I remember listening to this for the first time, and here I am again, 4 years later.
@LibraryofZin2 жыл бұрын
Welcome back!
@ARHZONE7 жыл бұрын
Amazing work! Absolutely loved it! Earned a new sub for sure! Hopefully we see a part 2!
@LibraryofZin7 жыл бұрын
I will do my very best! Thank you so much for joining my family!
@kandy39956 жыл бұрын
“Don’t you trust me?” Fuck no man haven’t you seen the title of this video? *karate chops* mOVE
@herogamer864 жыл бұрын
Him: yes l know my singing is terrible. Me: laughing my butt off!
@isabelpelkey1776 жыл бұрын
I love this character!
@LibraryofZin6 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much! :D
@bonksbell67056 жыл бұрын
💚💚💚Who dare dislike this amazing video!!!! Keep up the awesome work👌👌👌
@ivannacos6 жыл бұрын
Okie rewatching this AGAIN and all I’m thinking about it everything that has happened;-;
@kandy39956 жыл бұрын
“When you were running away... you were enjoying it?” What the fuck nO-
@Cheese.22 Жыл бұрын
Ok so… um… this was the first ever asmr rp vid I’ve ever heard, and that was like 2-3 years ago… so… I blame you for my addiction! 😂
@LibraryofZin Жыл бұрын
Happy you chose me!
@Cheese.22 Жыл бұрын
@@LibraryofZin I was literally on a trip to DC scrolling through here, and I saw this and clicked on it! When I was listening I thought this was so good and there is it is… where my villain arc begin. 😔
@ashleygames25956 жыл бұрын
Make part 2 it’s so good I love it and I love your voice 😊
@himetrashh20576 жыл бұрын
me outloud: I dont wanna kill someone i just wanna drive the car voice: i guess thats a good point me: djdbiebdhdn
@deadweeb31064 жыл бұрын
I LISTENED TO THIS WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT!!!! I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT IT AND IDK HOW I DID I LOVE IT TOO MUCH!!! IM SOOOO HAPPY I FOUND IT AGAIN. I REMEMBERED SOMETHING ABOUT AN AUDIO SERIES AND HAD TO SCROLL THROUGH MY LIKED VIDEOS! OMFG I LUV YOU SO MUCH AAAA IM AO GLAD I FOUND YOU 😁😁😁😁😁😂😂❤️
@LibraryofZin4 жыл бұрын
Love you too 😊
@burningleaf7616 жыл бұрын
It reminds me a story I wrote with my friend few years ago. He was a gangster and I was his love. I just didn't know about his job...untill welp typical thing happend. Btw how crazy I have to be to say thay running awau for my life is exciting? It's dangerous. Damn dangerous. It might be fun for a moment! Few seconds later and I can be dead. Is death a fun? Don't think so. Still I'm totally in love with this story 🌸
@alphamikki89786 жыл бұрын
"This is Richard." What a Dick? Heh... heheh... XD
@whimzlvr5 жыл бұрын
10:45 Ive rewatched this episode a couple times and every time this part comes on😬 I can’t help but laugh! It gets me every time😂
@kellieramsay33084 жыл бұрын
Bro I swear this is a conversation that I will need to have with my friends one day XD you act just like me
@kellieramsay33084 жыл бұрын
You : I never new your eyes where that colour till you opened them that wide Me: I already saw the dead body you can’t distract me
@Blaybay1235 жыл бұрын
I know this is like a year old but the writing and voice acting is so good oml
@kacchanbakugo37796 жыл бұрын
When he said “maybe you would meet the girl of your dreams in dumpster...” I thought after that he said “Why would *you* be in a dumpster”
@PlotNinja7 жыл бұрын
This is awesome, more like this please! ASMR but exciting :)
@LibraryofZin7 жыл бұрын
The Plot Ninja thank you! Will do!
@Aliece5917 жыл бұрын
This was awesome! Funny, interesting, and well done! I hope you make another of this.