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[@Jim--Bob]

A revisit here is known as a Double Gloucester.

[@vantransit5692]

😂

[@rosehippyguy3402]

It's not easy being cheesy 👌😎

[@muninraven3327]

Tee-hee. Nice.

[@teambean]

Quick lol

[@jimmycrosby]

Boom boom...mister Derek...

[@chrisbanks5925]

Two tier policing . . businesses and corporations take priority, while the public go to the wall.

[@Wassup-Doc]

It's commonly known as a failed state

[@mrwilson7617]

Here in the states we have a saying : ''When seconds count the police are minutes away''

[@Wassup-Doc]

@@mrwilson7617 😂😂😂

[@thegerm1397]

I live opposite a police station and we've had to police our own streets. Its become a joke now they are literally scared to go to the more dangerous jobs. I don't blame them when you look at them they don't have chance against some of the criminals

[@Propertymagnet_boy]

this 100% true.

[@ashbach10]

'Brother, don't tell them!!!' 🤣🤣🤣 I havnt laughed so much in ages, great as always, thanks AB 👍🏻

[@InsomniacBogart]

best part of the vid, hands down! *rofl*

[@MostlyLoveOfMusic]

would be better if he just educates him

[@damianbartoszewicz6574]

​@@MostlyLoveOfMusic I dont think he would listen

[@CHILLDOUTMAN]

Falling for the AB schpill Brilliant

[@ashhawk2346]

Had me laughing 😂 AB's gutteral laugh and the fact you can tell he's bent over laughing hard was great 😂

[@lesart1]

cops there are cameras everywhere yet they come out for a man with a camera.... ya cant make this crap up....

[@Lookup2Wakeup]

But there the corporations cameras, not the citizens.

[@BABYWOLF--1966]

Well said son 🎉🎉

[@alastairward2774]

The exterior of everywhere AB has visited is on Google maps, do they run after the Google cars?

[@dogvip7688]

[@knottyinks1]

Spot on AB, if you own a piece of land and call the police for illegal flytipping, drug taking, ASB etc, you will told that’s it’s a civil matter, but if you hurt the feelings of a “sensitive” corporate building they turn up in minutes! Very sad

[@davidfletcher5]

Funny how they nearly always say they just happened to be in the area 🫢

[@kevinthegerbil2708]

@@davidfletcher5 must be a doughnut store nearby.

[@RichardKinghorn]

@@kevinthegerbil2708or a MacDonalds where a free burger is waiting.

[@user-zh9kc7tw4n]

Well you have a choice now as the elections are coming, vote Labour and Cons or not vote at all as usual or give Reform a chance.

[@kevinthegerbil2708]

@@user-zh9kc7tw4n Absolutely agree.

[@roy9816]

" I've been burgled." Tough luck. " I own a company and there is a camera on the pavement" We will be right there, loads of us.

[@davidn3394]

Yes totally agree

[@JH-si9oe]

Brother please don't tell them ! Lmao😂

[@GamerUK]

The snitch at the end is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@TezTezTezTezTez]

Filming building causing concern.. ffs call the cops House burglary, we haven't got resources to attend sorry

[@Wassup-Doc]

British police are fucking joke

[@davidfletcher5]

Sorry sir, nobody in the area sir, we are all out chasing around after people with cameras filming in public!! That takes priority, sir!

[@srjwari]

This is why audits are important its raising awareness

[@Womblewobble1321]

Or we can happily have 100's of our officers watching a Palestinian protest that shouldn't be happening in the first place. Or helping the immigrant hotels ward off concerned citizens.

[@ZuhairKhan-cu4wd]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamescottle4057]

Howard from the Halifax having a right fit near the end 😂😂😂

[@entropydomain]

My thoughts too 😂🤣😂🤣

[@scruffyalice-ff5pz]

I think AB interrupted his singing & dancing rehearsal for his long awaited comeback single, hopefully with an Album to follow as well😂😂😂

[@jamescottle4057]

@@scruffyalice-ff5pz 😄 🤣 😂

[@three.one_four]

His real name is Makomba Barmbi

[@Error_404_Not_Found_timed_out_]

@@three.one_four . . . .don't tell them, Pike!

[@ramblingbootsIRL]

That back and forth with that last dude was bloody hilarious 🤣

[@millsey7991]

That last interaction was absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂

[@float223223]

When you cracked up at the end, it had me laughing too. That was brilliant 😂😂😂

[@AngieBenfraj]

😅😅😅😅😅that was so funny

[@patrickdaly2121]

Why do police stop and ask law abiding citizens if they’re ok? Have they got no burglaries to attend?

[@davidsmith5523]

Do you expect them to go to high risk call outs? Where they could get hurt.

[@carlhartwell7978]

_'Just a couple of photos! Pleeeease!'_ 🤣 You crack me up AB.👍

[@nonenone-vt8cg]

Gloucestershire Police demonstrating just how useless they really are. The taxpayers should demand their money back regarding this complete waste of time and resources.

[@svenn9308]

Wow! Someone doesn't like the police...

[@nonenone-vt8cg]

@@svenn9308 Wow does not even begin

[@DavidJones-lz4io]

Pleasant interaction to be fair. Bit of light fishing, but that’s part of the job.

[@TheBlueCream]

@@DavidJones-lz4io why they wasting valuable time on this ?...should be catch real crims

[@DavidJones-lz4io]

@@TheBlueCream 100% Agree with you there, but they do a lot of mundane stuff and if they interact with reasonable people like AB it can be very positive IMO

[@jeffreymiller5462]

They pretty much glossed over your claim that a citizen requesting police assistance gets a slow response, if any at all, whereas corporations get an immediate response when there's no crime being reported.

[@colinharbord4165]

Love the fact he said they respond to corporate and not public calls … keep up the good work AB .

[@robertmitchell9415]

Classic comedy, tears coming down my face in the last couple of minutes...

[@rayzalaf8988]

I had a 3 day response time to a 999 call I made a few years ago, someone breaking into a neighbours house Tossers.

[@thebig9720]

Classic comedy ending!!! Love it 👍

[@dogvip7688]

[@chrispomphrett4283]

Its about time these businesses pay for their own security proper, and release Our police to look after the public's interests.

[@Kategan]

Remember if you ever get robbed just tell the police there's a man filming a building and they'll arrive way quicker

[@davidsmith5523]

A business or government building. Not a private house.

[@focuspocus3690]

They can't go off script, can't break the habit, and they simply can't handle being restrained by our rights...even during a cordial chat he checks his camera at 8.04 and turns his body to capture you - that tells you all you need to know about these corporate stooges.

[@crustynuggets1]

When are we going to see you back? Seeing your videos is a rare treat!

[@SSHHABBA]

Hello focus ❤

[@MJ88Owl]

Well spotted, I thought it was just me with a suspicious mind 😂

[@ascher40]

Cops are NOT your friends!! They are sneaky with a false smile, just to make people drop their guard. Their job is to arrest, arrest, arrest.

[@onegog6356]

😢👍

[@georgecrawford6900]

BROTHER THAT WAS BRILLIANT CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[@andycollins7215]

All cops should be made to watch these videos so they understand how ridiculous they sound when they continue to sprout BS at members of the public, believe me we are not as stupid as they think we are even if they are as stupid as we think they are.

[@Penworthey]

He was doing Nothing Wrong (or illegal) but was still Stopped on a British street and....Questioned by Government Agents. Welcome to Britain in 2024.

[@alcoyne3333333333333]

We know you're doing nothing wrong. But we just want to see if your OK 😢

[@pmason6076]

"You cant film the sensitive buildings, there are cameras everywhere" - do they hear themselves? 🤦🏾‍♂😅

[@pic101]

“Try some Guinness instead!” Classic. 👍🏻 Top bloke.

[@ashab1]

Go and ask rishi why he is targeting sick people rather than the tax fraudsters that take 15 timses more of tax payers money

[@WhackoMacko]

my new favourite thing? hearing AB cracking up .. loved it

[@dukethenuke8426]

This just proves how understaffed the police force are and why we need to pay more tax to employ many more as just imagine how many incidents of public filming goes un investigated 🤷🏽

[@bgg-jp5ei]

Lol

[@daveherd6864]

That guy at the end was epic I laught quite a bit at that lol

[@Nath20245]

The guy at the end was icing on the cake. More AB gold 😂

[@Skaterbun]

AB the wind up merchant 😂 Poor security guard so uneducated on public rights, maybe not so accommodating on human rights in the country he emigrated from, he will learn once he sees this video 😂

[@daytona1212]

A whole super secure place full of coppers costing tons of money, and how do they protect us?

[@bgg-jp5ei]

They don't protect us, they protect the corrupt poluticians

[@martinkk2943]

Some police wants revenge. These two obviously not.

[@johnhall4851]

How refreshing the two police officers were ok.😊

[@CountMackula]

Were they?

[@ProGear360]

"They must've ran out" bloody killed me 😂😂

[@deanwallace4432]

This really shows how much they work for corporations and not the public. Also the only reason you're not being arrested is because of auditing, let that sink in!!

[@johndanson4427]

AB is running the gauntlet. He's dealing with marginal psycopaths.

[@andywright3450]

Spot on friendly policemen thats how it should be at all times

[@ollie1816]

That last 2 minutes was comedy gold!! 🤣 I needed that belly laugh! Thanks AB!

[@brianthomas9098]

If police officers were like these pair it would be a better force brill

[@cockney_red8349]

Not exactly, the first thing they asked was if AB was filming. If AB said no they would have tried to abuse his rights.

[@ronskiuk]

They were fishing for additional evidence for sure but we're actually professional and civil.

[@NBl-qw8cg]

These are friendly backwater cops. Don't get too many hardened criminals in Mitchell Dean😅

[@1273mel]

This isn’t in the forest now, he’s in Gloucester

[@thehoodfab1]

The first response you are doing nothing wrong. That should have been the end of the conversation.

[@Virginia-squad8]

Man with a cannon camera call the sas 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

[@izzyconnor3689]

Totally right always there for the big companies

[@user-tj4ox9op2y]

The last few minutes were hilarious. I'm still groggy and grouchy but I'm sure we were all laughing as much as AB was 😂

[@markbanin]

"The Police ask me if I take pictures....I said no....Don't tell them I took pictures"...hahaha....brilliant!

[@davidcameron7597]

"They must have run out" Brilliant. That security guard at the end. Sooooo funny.

[@Elizabeth_PDxxx]

Haaaaa

[@garymills7494]

That accent is so funny, "I want to parrk mryy caryy in the carr parrk. When a big corporation calls the coppers, the coppers turn up every time. The coppers seem to have forgotten who they work for. Ask the question "Why are you here"... . Another good one AB. Keep it up.

[@DeanoEssex]

"Stella" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@philipwardell775]

"my viewers like to see me hurt" lmao 🤣🤣

[@paulmcallister8948]

I just want a Stella! 🤣🤣

[@fake1tall]

Luv the interaction with the guy with the umbrella lol, how human interaction should be, polite but direct and have a little comical banter chucked in for fun!

[@jaylamb477]

5:36 ‘we get a call, we come out’ what utter bollocks, try calling them during a robbery, assault, burglary etc, you would be lucky to get anything other than a crime number, over the telephone.

[@roblister5183]

You're a Legend A.B YO! Just looking for something to listen to while i walk the Dog and i looked about an hour ago and was gutted there wasn't a Vid. But then boom, a new A.B vid😊 you must be psychic 👍

[@michaelhibbert4393]

Don’t tell them….🤣🤣🤣 made me laugh

[@jimbrody3009]

"They must have ran out mate" 😂😂😂

[@gibsonms]

YO! A classic 8:08pm AB upload. The most chaotic keep-you-on-your-toes auditor ever!

[@paulpj5988]

HE walked real fast to baby come back with those ankle swinggers 😂😂

[@LetMeTellUSomething...]

15:00 What you doings Noooo Il tell them 😂😂😂😂😂😂 He was brilliant Made me choke on my drink

[@brucesercombe]

Man with a cannon camera call the sas 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sasquiny]

You called me?

[@-D0uble0-]

😱 the legendary, rarely seen ​@@Sasquinyhas been summoned!

[@stuartbrown8259]

Focus Pocus went to GCHQ in Cheltenham with his machine gun camera mounted on a big tripod, well worth a watch.

[@SavingsMinusDebt]

That was absolutely hilarious!! WAIT WAIT DON'T CALL! 🤣

[@emmajane8269]

So no crime has been committed and they’re there turning up for the big businesses but when a crime actually happens they don’t ?!?

[@Findingcupcake]

Don’t don’t don’t tell police … then the laughter 😂 😅😅 , gotta love this snitch society

[@tysonator5433]

When I reported trespass on my property the main police station is only one and half miles away, and the police told me they are unable to attend, and it would be 4 days before they attend ! WTF...... The police service to the public is very poor, however coporation get the full VIP service !

[@apocolex93]

THE GUY AT THE END. I can’t 🤣🤣🤣

[@Motspur]

You, with the guy in the waistcoat....Pure Gold.

[@thedrewsmanfam9266]

Omg, when AB asks which ones are the sensitive buildings, which he did a few times around the 3 min mark, watch the second coppers eyes..... each time he looks to the opposite side of the road, at exactly the same building. There is your answer AB. That's either a sensitive building, or just a building with a super grass, calling the police about public filming 😂

[@karllocke4088]

The security guard is absolutely paranoid

[@buildingsbyair]

nice mature police interaction and some nice funny moments

[@nomore6939]

The ending was hilarious

[@adamomeara4776]

Comedy Gold. Yet again Stella Artois!!! Thank you AB ❤😂

[@notmanynamesleft]

😂🤣 so funny,you wound that last one up to a tee 😂🤣

[@garyeggbean2803]

14:00 I’m gonna tell em. Pleeeaase don’t, come back man! 😂

[@Mat-kr1nf]

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from these videos, African origin security guards pay dividends well beyond the average security guard!😁😂🤣

[@bgg-jp5ei]

Lol

[@stevery3632]

Hahahahaha.... laughing with you AB, brilliant, lifted my evening 😂

[@DaBongo89]

muttley scooby doo is alive and well in AB . it creases me up 🥰

[@1chiefg]

Just happened to be in the area - yeh right. You always happen to be in the area in these videos. AB is 100% right. A corporation calls you, you come running. A member of the public calls, it takes you days to show up.

[@kpdpsp14]

Haha your so funny...what did the police say..they said are you taking pictures..I said no..keep making me laugh...😂

[@adeferranti4610]

Straight in off the dinghies to fill the labour gap😂😂😂

[@punkinhaidmartin]

You've become Brer Rabbit! "Please dont throw me on Dat briar patch!"

[@Chaz1962]

that last bloke.....funny as!!!!

[@rcchronicles25]

Take out a camera and everybody LOSES THEIR MINDS 🤷‍♂️

[@aussiefarmer4955]

Baby come back guard was seriously funny haha, do more of those guards AB , that was so funny. He thought he had you scared.

[@carolynthompson3291]

They wouldn’t know what to do with their hands if it wasn’t for those hi viz tabards or whatever they’re called. They all do it 😂

[@antiseptic71]

Makes em look tuff. Much like all those ghastly tattoos and beards. An awful profession staffed largely by the incompetent and unpleasant. These two were okay to be honest but they're outliers

[@JohnMorten-px6my]

Put them in their pockets of course.

[@hewings1]

Nothing makes me laugh more than hearing AB creased over laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@AngieBenfraj]

I love AB,s laugh he cracks me up😅

[@TheShottyBoys]

11:34 You are the in-and-out bandit.

[@CommanderStarblaster]

They won't tell you anything, but they want you to tell them everything. Yet they can't detect real, serious crime until it's far too late. i.e. Fred and Rose West.

[@reggief50]

AB you make me laugh so much! thank you for brighten up my boring day sir! 'Brother, don't tell them!!!' LOL

[@aledjones7064]

Dont tell them I am taking photo's thats brilliant baby come back

[@stiggydore4543]

Absolute class comedy at the end 😂

[@user-mt4vs6uj2x]

If we're called, we come out 😂😂😂😂😂.

[@MrRoyum]

So there are cameras everywhere, but it’s not ok for the public to have cameras, just ‘the buildings’!! Leave photographers alone, the police look like fools in all of these interactions.

[@elbow8144]

You are class AB. Brilliant video. So funny.

[@Ms.Rummy57]

You Crack me up when you Crack yourself up!

[@Matt26200]

Funny at the end 🤣🤣 I wanted him to come back 😂

[@GaryWilliamson-mq9ip]

AB BUDDY THE JOB YOU DO IS AMAZING AND I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU BUT YOU ARE HILARIOUS AND COULD EASILY HAVE YOUR OWN TV SHOW YOU ARE A OG TOP BLOKE AND YOU'RE FAMILY MUST BE SO PROUD OF YOU LONG LIVE AB

[@bazsnell3178]

Why are you SHOUTING you moron...

[@patrickscanlon1631]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I want a Stella that's the best one yet

[@daveworrall1151]

14:13 this was far and away the funniest interaction I've seen. Incredible baiting my man

[@RobinOfTheHoodGB]

LMFAO that security guard lol AB