AUDITION TAPES WITH BDUBS! | HermitCraft 9 | Ep 16

Minecraft Hermitcraft : Rendog and Bdoubleo100 review the Audition Tapes sent in by Goodtimeswithscar, Zombiecleo and JoeHills and try to decide which of these candidates will join the King's Court as Knights of the Square Table!
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Series info:
Welcome, KZbin Minecraft viewer, to Hermitcraft Season 9! I am a proud member of Hermitcraft, and this will be my sixth season on this amazing Minecraft SMP server!
Hermitcraft is a Minecraft SMP server featuring some of KZbin's best and most talented Minecrafters. The server is Minecraft Vanilla 1.19! This is the ninth season of Hermitcraft, and we will be living in a starter village with our fellow Hermits!
Sit back and relax with a tasty beverage and crunchy snack (a Minecraft Pumpkin Pie is recommended) and join me ReNDoG and the Cyberdog Nation in our sixth Season of Hermitcraft!
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[@Raaslen]

I am 100% sure that Ren accepted Cleo out of sheer fear of being scolded by her if he didn't.

[@voiddiver999]

She would definitely join a resistance if he didn’t

[@shadeblackwolf1508]

Some positions you give to political rivals to prevent them from rising up against you

[@KP-cb4sy]

I mean, look at what she did with Jevin's place - she EARNED her reputation for a reason. Cleo has both competence and a fear factor going for her

[@cadenturner1631]

Seems to me they are accepting all of them for different roles.. it creates the team for the upcoming ordeal Edit; made my comment while watching and assumed they didn’t decide this video bc the original comment.

[@RebeccaDresen]

I think Ren and Bdubs are afraid to be scolded at lol. 100% why they accepted it. Also, I think they are afraid of her in case of the inevitable resistance lol

[@NoodelkAnimations]

Doc declaring independence, people getting angry with ren and grian slowly making sure that hermits are starting revolutions....we might have something bigger than the turf war

[@mcecho4134]

Hermitcraft civil war 2😂

[@sirpixel7945]

The cause of this conflict seems more political and serious than the other conflicts which mostly started because of a prank. But then again this whole thing did start because Scar and Grian decided to have a diamond block measuring contest so maybe nothing changed out of tge ordinary.

[@hampter3819]

Grian says no revolution but I'm not sure how many more episodes it's going to take for him to start the biggest revolution any smp ever seen

[@benrex7775]

Doc always was not part of the kingdom. It just took a bit of time for him to go around making it official.

[@Raaslen]

@@hampter3819 He already found a way to start a resistance by proxy.

[@radiosnacktive8773]

I love that Ren basically drank the equivalent to a dangerous mix of caffeine and potential hallucinogenic substances before watching movies with his best bro. The VHS eject noises were such a nostalgia hit too.

[@5pindin]

Don't we all? 😂

[@bellyjellybean248]

Ren strategically talking over the part where Cleo disses Bdubs and he agrees so that Bdubs doesn't hear it lol

[@dotarchon5488]

Noticed that too 😂

[@thetiredworm2100]

Oh I didn’t notice that!😂

[@Monty2022]

Timestamp?

[@dotarchon5488]

10:40 In Cleo's video (kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3rJYYx_oLKYfsU) at 01:30

[@Squirreliosis]

Ye that was smooth lol

[@raddad3442]

Just a reminder folks, Rendog has been king a lot longer than Charles.

[@gamermanolis186]

💀

[@alilywhodraws8597]

y'know... u're not wrong!

[@brucesheaves7115]

Damn, guess you’re right

[@christopheryau5206]

Too soon 🤭

[@mommabears993]

🤣

[@The_BlOb]

"We live in a Minecraft world, just seeing reality is freaking me out" Why is that line so relatable?

[@randomdots7758]

idk, but I felt it

[@erinasnow]

Joe is such Joe. Cleo will talk you down, but she’s fair. She does it to everyone, even Etho. Scar has a brilliant six pack

[@x0iris0x]

I find it hilarious that Cleo is the only person not scared of Etho, and the only person Etho is scared of is Cleo

[@stephaniaworthington4129]

@@x0iris0x same, I love their dynamic :D

[@TheHermitcraftRecap]

Best episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 so far, frankly ~Sloy

[@LuckyBenjamin_]

Eyyy recap

[@dagger915]

Literally my thoughts exactly lmao

[@scruffybandit2152]

Yes

[@Spekeasies]

Your check mark is squished on mobile

[@Estarfigam]

IDK "Manos Hands of Fate" is a classic.

[@deniseledbetter8936]

Let Bdubs be the Right Hand of the King 🖐 Let Iskall be the King's Guard⚔️ Let Scar be the Royal Archer🎯 Let Cleo be the Royal Advisor📣 Let Joe Hills be the Royal Secretary✒️ And i just can't wait for Impulse to be your ROYAL pain in the what 😅🤣

[@enkvadrat_]

And cub the magician

[@TheyCallMeDio]

Wrong. Scar is the Royal *_HoTGuY_*

[@rjlsobhjphjgrbw_yay]

And Grian the head of Defences and Disturbing the King

[@LIEFDEenHAAT]

i am sure the king will be safe with Iskall as his guard I see no problems with this, i am sure Iskall will be on the server every day by Ren's side.

[@_ingrained_magnificence_667]

ROYAL PAIN!!😂😂

[@miniciominiciominicio]

16:30 lmao Scar messes up and says ass on stream and everyone loses their mind. Here you have his majesty King rentheking rendog who just straight up says “sweet-ass”. I love it. xD 19:53 “No nips in the throne room.” I’m dead. Bury me and throw me in the sea.

[@Fenriren]

I'm surprised he didn't cut it out. People could definitely take it out of context.

[@miniciominiciominicio]

@@Fenriren Who cares? He’s not a children’s channel. If he was, the comments would be disabled.

[@0commonsense458]

@@Fenriren it makes it funnier that way

[@Fenriren]

@@miniciominiciominicio I'm just saying that this is the internet we live in now. Heck, even Etho of all people had something he said taken out of context - from double life I believe

[@miniciominiciominicio]

@@Fenriren I still don’t understand your point. Taken out of context or in context it’s the same. He said ass. Yes, some people will care about it. But why should I (or you) care about what those people think?

[@moon-the-band]

lost my mind at the "no nips in the throne room" and bdubs' double take lmao, grateful they didn't cut that

[@jwhitely7]

I love that Ren decided to take the whole king thing to the extreme to give everyone else the opportunity to take the storyline into their own hands. Think about the fact that Ren, one of the nicest guys in the world, chose to take his kingly role to the more evil side just to give conflict. Love you Ren love your content buddy

[@katleido]

if you haven’t watched Third Life yet you should definitely check it out… it’s like this King Ren had his dial turned up to 11 :D

[@KP-cb4sy]

This man lives for theatrics from what I've seen Not surprising this is the end result.

[@tonaerio]

@@katleido I’m convinced as soon as you give this guy a crown something changes within him and just makes him want to see the world burn at his knees 😂

[@mcleslie1384]

Just worry a little that King Ren won't have time in the season to fulfill his original storyline with Gigacorp and Rosie the bot. Not complaining tho on watching King Rendog ever..!

[@Arthur2light]

@@mcleslie1384 Well we still need to figure out what the world is a geniuses block.

[@caduceusdraws]

I love that Bdubs still isnt over Cleo scolding him in Double Life for gossiping, and him IMMEDIATELY folding, thats hilarious

[@Melanie_M]

Seeing a youtube screen showing a Hermitcraft episode within a Hermitcraft episode that is being watched by the people making the Hermitcraft episodes is a level of inception I was not prepared for. What is even real...

[@paulabam5895]

all the while we're watching it on KZbin....

[@all9472]

14:10 she scolded bdubs in the last season of double life he was trying to get ppl to turn on each other and she used her teacher powers and he turned into a small child in trouble

[@doghouse4584]

We need an entire series dedicated to Bdubs and Ren commentating over films, like a "Minecraft" Science Theatre 3000.

[@TheEmergencyBanana]

Yes

[@dvotion5819]

The banter/commentary between Ren and Bdubs in this vid is legendary and hilarious

[@vee24]

Joe's video is that much funnier when you remember that he explicitly wanted to channel "Bdouble0 chaotic energy" :D

[@brantjustilian3791]

Scar’s addition tape, just made me want him to be the Director for the official Minecraft movie. Since would make a better movie then the Live action movie that Microsoft wants to do.

[@TussockyBongo57]

Why is this the first time hearing about a live action Minecraft movie?

[@zeeio.]

@@TussockyBongo57 it's 3 hours long i don't reccomend watching it lol

[@Zaire82]

The Minecraft movie sounds like a disaster waiting to be revealed to the public. I'd be impressed if it was at least _watchable._

[@zeeio.]

@@Zaire82 it is

[@brantjustilian3791]

@@TussockyBongo57 the live action movies Minecraft movie is just a long time rumor. I would rather a Minecraft movie in same vein asLego movie, because of the massive fan bases.

[@lebowskigaming5240]

Edit: King Rentheking talking over Cleo’s audition so BDubs doesn’t hear them talking about him is priceless.

[@oxybrightdark8765]

It's just an edit. Do you not have an original?

[@e_m_m_a_0122]

*Jazzy music playing* "No nips in the castle!" *record stop* "Yeah exactly, so anyway- wait, what did you say?" When I say I'm _WHEEZING_ 💀💀

[@murpledeer]

Yes scar’s six pack was a lie, it is actually a lot more than that. He was just being modest

[@laurenismeme]

15:44 gives me “sir can you spell economy?” “Of course, a-…” “very good!” Vibes

[@Nephelangelo]

I’m calling it now: Ren is going to be thrown down into his own Warden pit before the season is over, likely by a newly anointed King or Queen.

[@chase3260]

King Grian? Or King Scar... 🤔

[@holly2786]

@@chase3260 grian will put mumbo on the throne

[@Paris1Crystllyn2]

Y’all have to remember Cleo was a School Teacher. Of course she’ll give you a good scolding when you need it 😂💙

[@abiestar261]

Wait she was?!

[@eloquentornot]

This was such a fun episode! So, on team king we have: Ren, Bdubs, Iskall, Scar, Cleo, and Joe!

[@orientallily4860]

Not to forget bdubs wants cubfan to join them aswell as the kings magician

[@delitatactics6721]

Iskall is making new episodes ??

[@-FutureTaken-]

@@delitatactics6721 iskall joined the king awhile ago, but he also will be making new episodes soon

[@samt3412]

I wonder who would win: Doc's railgun arrows vs HoT GuY

[@kyidyl]

Vs, so far: doc (which is like having an army in and of itself.), Grian, and impulse. Probably false bc she has been definitely NOT on team monarchy from the beginning.

[@hallertyler38]

Ren: Bdubs do you just ever wonder whats happened to you life Bdubs: Yes every single day *I felt that...*

[@danishverma187]

Damn, man bdubs has some deal eye to the details, he really pointed out such minor details in the auditions video that everyone might have missed. Bdubs is a legend

[@oaxtec765]

I feel like Bdubs and Cleo both having their own crastles makes them like Rens Lords or Vassles and his like advisors (along with Joe's amazing propaganda intelligence). I think if they were like official Lords it would be cool cause you could have a dramatic call to war with the royal army of Isklall and Scar (and maybe the other loyal subjects like xisuma and cub). There's just so much potential lore they could make if they really put some effort into it, like they could make a whole 'let then eat cake seen' with a whole French revolution type resistance. You could have like the wealthy business class (bougeouise) of like Xisuma, Grain, and Impulse who aren't loyal to either side and have to be won over. I'm just so excited now for the rest of this season!

[@zockingtroller7788]

I don't think iskall is returning any time soon. Dude is stuck in a mushroom not understanding how the things in his own modpack work up to 50% of the time And apparently he also doesn't know to stay away from shrooms, which would explain why he's so confused recently

[@bethkrager6529]

Just a gentle correction: vassal

[@oaxtec765]

@@bethkrager6529 o woops thanks for that.

[@MattyPuff.]

Lol B-Dubs referring to when cleo caught him lying in double life 😂

[@DSTARC__]

What episode was it ?

[@MattyPuff.]

@@DSTARC__ Around the end of Episode 2 from bdubs perspective, should be right around there on cleos as well

[@DSTARC__]

@@MattyPuff. thanks✌️

[@nyotokun]

I can picture a reunion with the hermits in the throne room: Ren in the king seat (of course), Bdubs on his right, Cleo on the left, Scar with the bow as a guard knight with Iskall in front of the stairs and Joe in a side taking notes X'D

[@RebeccaDresen]

Yessssss

[@mayabinu8858]

That's pretty much exactly what I pictured.

[@LycanMOON]

And grian looking in through a window totally not making a restitance-

[@harleebrb7204]

Someone needs to draw that!

[@TussockyBongo57]

And Doc's arrow warden killer thing aiming right at the king

[@MrSimpsondennis]

I love how Ren is hating on the diorite whilst there is diorite literally in the walls of the throne room XD

[@vibesdontcare]

I literally couldn't inhale from laughter after " no nips in the throne room". Lmao and Bdubs response in confusion, I swear this content is the cure to all ailments.

[@Alice_Fumo]

I like how Joe Hills just like wrote his name in Japanese for no apparent reason. (It reads Jo Hirusu)

[@duskodair309]

There was a reason! He doesn't have the font rights for papyrus

[@darcymccutchen7593]

I love how ren called bdubs out for not noticing the Star Wars chamber, yet neither of them got the volleyball scene from top gun and ren thought the glasses were just for him 😂

[@429DeadRoaches]

"We live in a Minecraft world. Seeing reality is freaking me out," Too true...

[@pigeoncat3786]

ren and bdubs would be great on a sitcom it feels like I'm just waiting for a laugh track lol

[@noonsky1794]

I zoned out during the end of Cleo's audition, and I found it hilarious that the thing I zoned back in on was Ren talking about how he zoned out.

[@charlie570]

bdubs was definitely talking about the trouble he and impulse got into on double life. i still can't get over cleo using her teacher voice on them

[@justcallmeness]

It was so good!

[@Ithenna]

Well, seeing as you hired Scar on the condition he's knocked down a notch, and Cleo as a sheriff, then it only makes sense you declare Cleo's first task ensuring Mr. Hot Guy keeps his shirt on at all times 😆

[@leedesfleurs]

Adding Cleo to the court was a smart call; you'll need her for Scar and Joe :D

[@momotouya]

This is the kind of entertainment that keeps me hooked up to Hermitcraft.

[@Veboshi]

Ren the King: "I need an other Elfen Kiss." Bdubs: "No, don't do it." XDDD

[@dorithegreat6155]

I really like how Ren talked all over the part where he told Cleo that Bdubs is a big responsibility himself, I feel like the revolution would have started right there and then if he didn't

[@katleido]

I love how this was basically just a reaction/commentary episode but you and BDubs managed to make it entertaining for almost half an hour! You two are so funny, I loved BDubs’ throwback to what he got up to in Double Life lol. I’m happy Cleo, Scar, and Joe will now be on your team :D it was nice to see some fresh new kingly content after the party travesty lol

[@MansakeLabsOfficial]

Shoutout to Bdubs for that double take. Also, the VCR sounds were an appreciated touch.

[@elitevamp]

Bdubs talking about cleo telling him off and making him feel like a child just had me thinking, well she was a teacher

[@UpNorth3390]

The way Ren and Bdubs bounce off each other is hilarious. 💕

[@TheGrumpBunny]

I knew those gloves made Joes audition tape stand out! The Joe Hills Difference in action!

[@vulture1978]

Everyone out here joking about Scar no longer being pg, guys I think Ren might lose that rating first lmao

[@5pindin]

Doc's been working pretty hard at it, too 😂

[@Netbug009]

"I'm not a weeb." Bdubs, who apparently knows the anime-oriented term "Fanservice" :P

[@SleepyVesties]

He's not a weeb. He's an anime connoisseur. 🍷

[@stephenf3379]

This has Lion King 1 1/2 vibes with Timon and Pumbaa in the theatre :)

[@duskodair309]

Joe's tape is gonna fit on that screen so well

[@roenais]

this has the energy of watching a cast commentary on a movie, and i love every second

[@kingjudiciousmorticiangodo1924]

His Royal Majesty, King Ren has graced us with a video. I’m honored to be able to watch this, your majesty.

[@theonebman7581]

*A video fit for a king.*

[@inertiathegecko]

I’m so excited to see the new episode! Thanks for keeping me sane during the school year Ren!

[@hampter3819]

I'm excited to see the revolution that Grian will start soon

[@pigeoncat3786]

"im very much looking forward to judging people it's one of my favorite pastimes" yeah that sounds like bdubs alright lmaooo

[@Zreknarf]

knights of the square table, that's such a good damn name for a medieval minecraft guild.. i'm mad i didn't think of it and surprised this is my first time hearing it

[@captain_cx3375]

Cleo's role is scolding people to keep em in line, perfect

[@MoontaleVD]

I was laughing throughout the whole video! I love your interactions with bdubs, you two make a great pair :D

[@joachimbose2757]

17:24 OH NO THE TABS!!! NOT THE INFAMOUS TAB MONSTER!! maybe pearls should make an addition on her shop for that as well, a memory heap garbage truck or something

[@christinwhite2317]

Doc: I need auditions All the unhinged hermits: I got this!!

[@horsepro123]

Bdubs and Ren should start a reaction channel together. That would be hilarious!

[@darkdragoness5]

I really want to see this animated with all the interaction with you and Bdubs

[@ivyinkwell1754]

saaaaame

[@FoggyFox4068]

At 16:29 ren says the a word and bdubs gets nervous and stuttering with his words

[@AuraBird]

Watching Ren & Bdubs squabble over the remote while watching the tapes has made my day XD

[@solarcupid2583]

Seems like BDubs and Ren need to go to couple's therapy to work through some things together

[@ChristopherWadsworth_]

The movie night is awesome!!!!! (Also part of the Cleo one isn't on the screen 11:07)

[@riuphane]

Literally looking for someone to point that out, still just staring at a blank box

[@DarkWolf9311Gaming]

Scar as the Royal Knight to defend the land, Cleo as the Royal Artist, and Joe as the Royal Scribe that's awesome!! What about Iskall?

[@deldarel]

Doth is third person, and dost is second person. I, Rendog, do declare myself King! Dost thou, Bdubs, acceptst my offer to be the King's right hand? Then the king doth proclaimeth Grian and Mumbo husband and husband.

[@snowowlmv3]

Everything in the kingdom is gonna fall apart and I can’t wait to see it Extravagant editing as always! I love how cinematic the videos are! :)

[@kyidyl]

The irony of getting on cleo’s case for talking when the two of you cannot shut up long enough to watch 10 mins of audition tapes… 😂 It’s good that you accepted them all, because in like a month or two when you all are going to war it’s better to have him on your side rather than on the same team as Grian. 😂 (anyone wondering: check out impulse’s dunce/castle party video.)

[@jordan.newsom]

Scar's audition tape is the greatest thing ever.

[@brutte9711]

Ren, you forgot about Iskall he was the first one and you only mentioned his name you never gave us a decision on if he is in or not? but your court is becoming stronger day by day. You better beef up your Crastle and be prepared for a revolution and an attempt to overtake the KING!!! Love the video this story line is going to be great!!!

[@theonebman7581]

Ah yes, Hermitcraftception - playing a HC video... inside Hermitcraft- *This is how reality falls apart.*

[@tracepratt1969]

XD "just to get her to stop talking (down to me) she is in." Also wanted to say how much i enjoy the short life of the Copper Golem you have immortalized through Rosie!

[@noehondema7391]

I love him obsessing over the fishnet gloves

[@NikolisKitchen]

Just leaving a comment to appreciate the extra effort that went into making this video with the commentary between Ren and BDubs. Truly incredible. Ren's work is always a step above!

[@Daedalus-Inc]

Joe Hills misspelled “Orbiter.” I think the fonts were a ploy to hide he can’t spell either.

[@smokeyangelav]

Bdubs forgot to mention that he hired a magician :)

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

I’ve been waiting fir this episode since I saw doc’s episode, impulse and grian’s episodes, false’s episode, so much for ren to see in this episode or the next I can’t wait

[@MartonBenett]

You should watch Xisuma's video too!

[@bryan.w.t]

i'm just amazed how they make a video game character watching a video look so natural, with sports commentary banter and all

[@miniciominiciominicio]

Yes yes yes. This kind of content is fantastic. No need for building or grinding, just judgement upon your fellow hermits. I would LOVE to see more of this kind of episode server-wide. Y’all break your backs for content without realizing that you can put out an episode of just talking which continues the storyline yet is just as satisfying to watch as a time lapse. Happy to hear you shout out Iskall! Can’t wait to see him in the crastle!! He felt as if he was too late to accept your acceptance of his audition tape having been away from the server but it all worked out because it took you much longer to actually react to the rest of the audition tapes. Plus now out of the kingly court of yourself, Bdubs, Scar, Cleo, and Joe, you have a redstoner!! Not to discount Bdubs’ perfect prettystone at all. Actually, that could be a wonderful collab between the two, to automate something for the crastle.

[@rockstardynamite]

Creating a court as you're being overthrown: Much Success

[@Xehxna]

This made my day, thank you Ren an Bdubs and hermits who made tapes

[@andrefiene972]

Ren and BDubs voice acting for 25 minutes ❤️

[@edwardhardin9411]

16:30 it's nice to see a hermit who's not afraid to swear, I must say.

[@5pindin]

Swearing? Perish the thought. He was obviously talking about a book about a sweet donkey, sheesh 😜

[@degl1817]

the immersion is something else with you two, it's super cool to watch

[@Hicklover]

Loves the vhs sound effects haha. Also it would be cool if mumbo (when he's back) could make the tv turn into a table with Redstone magic!

[@RossLemon]

Since Cleo was a school teacher it would make perfect sense that she is very good at scolding people.

[@mr13igh]

My daughter just said "this is like gogglebox" 🤣 Loving the King lore your majesty

[@AS-yc1lo]

This gave huge Regular Show vibes Also, "That's a pretty sweet-ass book, ngl" Lmao

[@sobriquet4596]

Bro Ren saying "Sweet ass book" and Bdubs just not knowing how to react is killing me

[@GWrap]

I like that Cleo was good with armor stands (basically puppets) and now showed how she can influence others and make them do her bidding. Kinda fitting for a puppet master. Hehehe

[@jackmorass]

A revolution is going on, Grian is finding caveats, hermits are protesting, the crown is broken and REN IS WATCHING VIDEOS? He should be managing one of the greatest crises in hermit craft history and is watching videos? Who made him king?

[@Vexnatos]

BDubs

[@danielgriffin4624]

I think the kingdom has added some structure to the server that I find really entertaining. My suggestions are: 1. The King and court should help hermits who need it. 2. Diamonds in the pit should be a regular thing, as taxation :)

[@RedWinterRoses]

Behold, the royal court of King Ren the King, first of his name! ...man, the archetypes here are so strong, it's delightful. I need so much art of this crew.

[@slothprizon66]

"That's a sweet ass book." -Ren

[@Cyndamander]

"That's a sweet ass book" -Ren 2022

[@benkullen2288]

Ren spelling pedestal: P E D…A? Bdubs: uh oh Had me dying🤣