I Tried the New Pink Sauce

[@augusttheduck]

absolutely harassing my toilet at the moment

[@ezugen]

80 bucks is Insane

[@snakeanimations9025]

That’s nice

[@Ptfs_Trailers2322]

real w

[@mewyex]

rip august

[@kaliiii_a]

are you okay 😭😭

[@Tialait]

Funny thing is that in the 80's my grandmother made a pink dipping sauce that is far less complex then this. She just put salsa ingredients in the blender then put a small amount of queso fresco in till it turned pink. Was pretty tasty.

[@anyameowie]

The real edible pink sauce right here

[@Elizabeth-mf4oj]

Thx Bro, real good stuff, yummeh

[@Quikate]

Red cabbage + yoghurt + garlic is miles pinker and tastier than this shit

[@BreakofDawn]

Ooo that sounds good! I wanna try that

[@mald379]

google Polish Cold Beet Soup to see how easly and how pink you can make a pink product with just beetroot, that costs pennies instead of what she's charging. And the taste is way better than basically a sweet ranch 😂

[@UncLester]

Kind of weird that it looks professionally packaged from the outside but when you open it up it looks like it was packaged by a drug dealer.

[@demonalivefornow9680]

legit. The weed I order is packaged so much more professionally that this

[@legendarybeatzprod.4843]

dude she literally gave out her spice in exotic bags

[@crossdoughnut3406]

Professionally packaged on the outside? It looks like dirty worms you would get from my school that kids would sell in their bag made from home, but the dirty worms look more professional

[@Banditsbork]

That's an insult to drug dealers right there. Mostly because they want their customers to come back

[@sleepless26]

Colombian pink power

[@VoxVocisCruora]

"I don't know why I'm handling this like it's f*cking radioactive material." That's probably the body's instinctual fear of botulism kicking in.

[@umairayasir3247]

🤣

[@benjaminwolf9801]

$20 and you have to make the sauce yourself? At this point its a social experiment.

[@onajejones3259]

This is the only answer I choose to believe 😅

[@clarkkent1521]

$20 plus another $20 for the needed extra ingredients.

[@sugardinorex]

haha nailed it

[@ThePowerBunny]

1 cup of milk is INSANE

[@DragonK8]

I usually buy the dip sauce packages that is like 1-2 dollars and then you buy one another ingredient like sour cream and the dip is done and it is delicious and thick. Which cost much less than 20 bucks xD

[@robertjohannsen4469]

Chef P did not package those correctly. She did not use Silica Gel Packets "Moisture Absorbers" or Food Grade Oxygen Absorbers Packets. She need to stop making food. FWI you DO NOT EAT OR OPEN the silica gel packets they are to reduce the Moisture in the product so mold doesn’t grow. You will find them in beef jerky it makes the product shelf-stable.

[@darksaturdays]

I honestly hope someone reports her to the FDA again. It’s like she learned NOTHING.

[@v1olante]

I honestly don't understand how is she even allowed to sell all this 😭

[@ppeans]

I make homemade food just for the family and I use them. Like, they are so cheap (and you can save the ones you get in stuff). She's a con artist through and through.

[@jaxsonbateman]

Huh, I was about to comment on "should they include those in food because aren't they toxic" - but upon Googling that to make sure I was correct, it turns out that no, they aren't toxic, and the "do not eat" warnings they have on the label are... because they're not really food, I guess? /shrug So kudos to you, for leading me down a minor rabbit hole that lead to some new knowledge.

[@CelestialHart]

Don't give her any ideas, she'll start mixing silica pearls into her sauce.

[@Epper-iw7hi]

I've heard of drug dealers that can seal packaging better than this.

[@EldritchEntityWithASmartphone]

Im ngl, my pot dealers zips of weed look more professionally wrapped then this 💀

[@alexchap7744]

The pink sauce bags look like the bags I get my shrooms in.

[@KristenDETW]

@@alexchap7744you just reminded me, I need to re-up 👀

[@bobproctor4168]

Can confirm, I do seal my drugs better than this.

[@makbanaan]

well i understand them because the drugs probably taste better than the pink sauce

[@foxbiscuit]

the fact that she's literally selling POWDER and STILL manages to ship out rancid sauce just shows me that she needs to not be allowed to sell any kind of food product ever

[@lonely_7891]

14:00 4:10 29:43

[@thatspookagain4030]

​@@lonely_7891what

[@lebensebs]

is this shit fda approved? 😭 🙏 i thought there was regulation on all products being mass commercialized. this shit should NOT have passed any regulations 🙏

[@kubanrhs1310]

ew

[@justinshuey482]

A sauce packet that requires a whole other sauce as a main ingredient is just a scam. You basically bought overpriced food coloring and terrible recipes.

[@uonossn9987]

That is literally what I was thinking

[@Firestar-TV]

I'll invent spicy Cinnamon Sauce and get rich. It will just be a little Package of Cinnamon and you need to add it to a Bottle of Chili Sauce 😂🤣

[@HeaIthyFamiIyForce]

hire me andill throw in my homemade picklles its just a cucumber in a jar andyou add vinager to pickle!​@@Firestar-TV

[@sleepy4205]

It’s like hamburger helper

[@killla_combat2]

​@@Firestar-TVyou gotta charge 20 bucks for 10 grams of cinnamon to get rich🤑

[@Dengar_YT]

That packaging perfectly represents the Pink Sauce situation. Outside: Quirky, bright and fun. Inside: Broken, ugly failure.

[@madplayerrc2apk]

Damn that's absolutely fucking brutal and hilarious bit so damn true. Lmao man made my day. 😂😂😂

[@EVA-ki5vw]

How can this be packaged and distributed to the public??? Did the FDA approve it? if so, it must've been bcuz she's black so she gets the pass but like, It doesn't even have the proper nutritional info on it!!!

[@EVA-ki5vw]

How can this be packaged and distributed to the public??? Did the FDA approve it? if so, it must've been bcuz she's black so she gets the pass but like, It doesn't even have the proper nutritional info on it!!!

[@YoungmanZ-zt3ur]

Outside: prolly illegal Inside: prolly illegal

[@Explicit6ixty9]

Oh shit this is a situation now. Shots getting serial

[@Cherry_St4rs]

Also would like to add that the most used ingredient in the powder is dried dragon fruit, dragon fruit is known to be used as a natural laxative. Edit: Ty for all the likes ❤of

[@alphabetsoup6837]

It also has like 0 flavor. It’s literally only there because that natural pigment can stain even exposed skin pink for DAYS. I speak from experience on that one.

[@scaryskelegirls_productions]

NOOOOOOO- POOR AUGUSTTTT

[@owenb8636]

​@alphabetsoup6837 also the contents of your toilet bowl. I was genuinely worried the first time I ate it lol. Good luck August

[@Plvsh_fox]

@@alphabetsoup6837fresh dragon fruit tastes great (we grow it on our farm, it has a very lovely texture too!) I would highly recommend it if you ever come to the islands

[@dantheanimator5072]

And something a lot of people are allergic to oddly enough lol

[@thoseguysgaming101]

15:38 Why is smell important? Your olfactory system, the part of the body that serves the sense of smell, has many important functions. It helps people determine what to eat, influences taste and affects socialization. Smell also provides a warning for hazardous events such as fires or gas leaks.

[@mikoto7693]

Exactly. The sense of smell is there to warn you about bad things that aren’t safe to eat. There’s a reason why edible foods smell good and stuff like excrement smell bad. …Well, mostly. For reasons beyond my understanding, I really love the smell of creosote, jet fuel and petrol. Not that I’d ever want to taste them but they smell so good. It’s a perk of working at an airport. I’ve been known to stick my head out the van window whenever we pass the fuel storage area.

[@OtcheR_]

@@mikoto7693 I think it's correlated with intoxication and the way your body fights it releasing something so you'd feel better

[@TheEvilOfTheWeasel]

hazardous events, fires, gas leaks, pink sauce, blue sauce

[@GodhandPlusOne]

so basically it's overrated 😂

[@thoseguysgaming101]

@@GodhandPlusOne 🤣🤣

[@yourshoulderdevil5229]

Rest in peace August.

[@densitylogin]

Rest in pink 😞

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts

[@yourshoulderdevil5229]

​@@densitylogin How dare you be funnier then me.

[@isabellaarquette9119]

What?

[@isabellaarquette9119]

Ohhh sorry didn't watch the video first I understand

[@dim307]

$80 for contaminated products and each of these products are $20 and she wants you to buy the mixing ingredients? like what

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts

[@You_took_my_crutches_away]

ITS NOT CONTAMINATED STOP BEING RACIST

[@WhyNot69420]

@@p-__the fuck

[@Releasethebats123]

@@p-__how cute and original. I only read this same comment on six different videos today 🙄

[@rainbowblossom143]

Ikr. Basically a $20 spice mix. I nothing in there adds up to that. And that she still can’t package them correctly boggles my mind.

[@grogudrinkssoup210]

I get that ducks and people can't eat the same foods, but it was pretty fowl of August the Duck to hire this guy just to make him eat pink sauce.

[@baileykokay]

Amazing comment.

[@pookieluh]

fr

[@windy-fei]

fowl 😭😭😭

[@deviousredneck5109]

Boooo bird puns!

[@Thezombieapplz]

Should have just hired a quack head to eat it hahaha...... I'll see myself out

[@GeatMasta]

returning to this after it was found out that chef pie only made $150 on this venture; and august paid 150.

[@hazel5092]

Can I please have the source? I wanna read that, sounds too funny to me xD

[@thatonepolishguy3773]

@@hazel5092 It's a joke

[@SirWigglesWorth]

"I think I perfected my product" Sure, if it's a biological weapon, I'd say it's perfected...

[@lulococo9700]

"its perfected" still doesn't even have consistency from one batch to the next even after being eviscerated by the internet

[@imthedude7009]

OpPINKheimer

[@th1rt3n_tn49]

​@@imthedude7009 ah finally... The true barbieheimer

[@Mycatsveaissocute]

She is right now sending it to Russia to attack Ukraine

[@Herlenberg]

Now it has 100% death rate

[@LilBearZen]

From working in a grain mill, as a dry facility, hearing “mildew” to describe the smell was horrifying; she went from not understanding dairy having safety rules to now not understanding dry goods also have very specific safety rules. Having tape seal the package instead of a heat seal was the biggest red flag you could have waved, if air can get in moisture can get in. This woman is straight up dangerous.

[@pure-blood17]

What do you expect from an eggplant.

[@whatif3271]

​@@pure-blood17?

[@Tobeast250]

​@@pure-blood17 Is the insult here to call Chef Pi an eggplant?

[@jilliantex]

fr my weed is packaged better than this. as it should. but it doesnt even need to be like this does

[@nguyentandung42]

@@jilliantexweed is an expensive commodity, wouldn’t want to piss off your customer with moldy weed

[@jerison7833]

Next time you walk in to a moldy shed you'll think "smells like pink sauce"

[@jugendschutz1483]

Is that a nirvana reference?!

[@NicoliRavioli117]

Lol 😂😂😂😂 This comment cracked me up. Just picturing someone walking into their old shed out back and going 🤢 “Uggggh!! Smells like pink sauce in here” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@06j5str2u]

​​@@jugendschutz1483Smells like teen spirit‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Goofingintheflowerfields]

9:15 Foreshadowing is a narrative device in which a storyteller gives an advance hint of what is to come later in the story.

[@hipjoeroflmto4764]

August infact did shit thine briches

[@DallasGrant-xyz]

I am 100% positive this is totally an illegal operation. I'm not bothering to look up the Cottage Food laws of her state (wherever she lives); however, they are very strict in every state. For instance, I live in the state of Minnesota, and I am not allowed to use a third party to deliver my products. I make delicious cookies, but if it is not me or my immediate family members handing you the product for cash, I would be breaking the law. The labeling is why I say cottage food laws since the label does not need a lot of information; however, it needs the address to be listed or (if it is made in a licensed kitchen) it is required to have information such as plant location (or number) as well as batch information. This lady needs to be arrested as it is highly illegal just to sell food, and you're very limited on income earned if you just follow cottage law. Most states (if not all) require the person to pay for cottage license fees and take a course (it's not expensive, but it is illegal to transfer food for money without it. In my state, I cannot earn over $18,000 a year in sales. She is going to kill someone with this disregard for food safety.

[@rduke6566]

Now I want a cookie really bad. 😂

[@Sniperboy5551]

I’m pretty sure the food safety laws are different for dried/dehydrated products. I don’t know, but that’s what I would assume. Then again assumptions make an ass of u and me 😂

[@jeremy9746]

I'm pretty sure Atozy showed a clip of her saying she is in compliance with Florida's Cottage Food laws and looking at those, they seem as minimalistic as I'd expect from that odd state. Florida allows delivery, including in person, but it's not required to be in person. Allergen info has to be on the label, which it appears to be from this video. An address needs to be there as well, which she also seems to be in compliance with. They do seem to cap it at $250,000 gross sales annually though, so at her stupid high prices, she might screw herself if she manages to sell a little more than 3,000 of these overpriced bundles. I'm curious if the ziplocks are even food grade though. They look similar in quality to the dirt cheap bags I buy to store Lego minifigs. I certainly wouldn't trust those for storing something I plan to ingest.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts

[@GamerKittyEuphoric]

99% sure this is 100% illegal, and she's gonna get hit AGAIN

[@Tiggim0n]

I’m just shook how the FDA hasn’t shut her down like…. The level of ignorance has saved her so much. Most people would’ve sued her by now.

[@iheartdates]

👆🏼THIS! I thought the same thing. How does she keep getting away with this???

[@jpbaley2016]

When you’re a poorly funded agency, you have to pick your battles. There are court proceedings that have to be gone through before they can even think of enjoining her.

[@mouser485]

@@iheartdatesdon’t you remember what she said ? “She doesn’t need to get with the FDA because she’s not making drugs”. That’s almost a direct quote 😂

[@Kristyybug]

She was on the verge of getting sued. That company stepped in to help her and they learned their mistake :(

[@mouser485]

@@Kristyybug Exactly. I can’t remember their name, Dave’s Sauces or something like that. If their side of the story is to be believed and I think it is because they’ll have receipts, they went above and beyond to help her. They got her in compliance with the FDA, got her on the shelf of Walmart, paid off her customers that were demanding refunds, extended her money because she claimed she was about to get evicted. All she had to do was continue making tik tok vids about the sauce but she just stopped. Once Dave’s got into the picture, she just wanted to get a paycheck. There was a color change due to Dave’s saying it was caused by the varying color of the Dragon Fruit but “Chef Pee” would criticize and make fun of that fact. She was the worst business partner. She Had a great situation but just pissed it away.

[@torimbfs]

You need to apologize to that chicken. It didn't die for you to desecrate its corpse like that.

[@SolinaRL]

Lmao! Best comment here 😂😂😂

[@RichRaptorVr]

Lmao.

[@coyster530]

😂😂😂😂

[@-stickynote-3273]

HowToBasics:

[@aidenfarr8900]

August needs to repay his appalling show of desecration by dipping its cousin in good ol honey mustard.

[@ImJustACatTaco]

Paying that much for musty dye just to make it yourself is a scam

[@TheIndependentLens]

Buy other sauces to make our sauce. lol!

[@thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307]

She went from sending Spoiled dairy across the nation to sending spoiled Spice packets across the nation. Clearly she has not learned how to properly package her product.

[@DiamondCake2]

When I buy drugs from the dark net they come in the same packaging.

[@logankicklighter5523]

​@@DiamondCake2And its probably better than those spice packets

[@ReaganRuinedEverything]

​@@DiamondCake2 Really? My orders were always vacuum sealed, perfectly preserved ❤ darknet drug dealers are pros compared to the pink sauce lady

[@miukku111]

To be fair, he was smacking the package around a lot. I'm not surprised the plastic bag inside was broken. Is it okay it to be that easily broken? Hell no. But still.

[@thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307]

@@miukku111 The first one he was but the sweet Blue sauce one he did nothing to it and it was completely broken.

[@Doodle1776]

If she's selling it across state lines and isn't registered with the FDA, making it in an official commercial kitchen, and labeling the product properly, she's breaking the law. Multiple laws.

[@MarzieMalfoy]

Yet again

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts

[@Apupv]

And her house isn’t even licensed!

[@Apupv]

Her kitchen is just a normal kitchen, the same one she used to make the original

[@Alexnaners7125]

She actually kinda got around this. She's selling it as a powder that most likely isn't registered as a food, you make the WHOLE thing by yourself, and she sells it on her personal website and amazon

[@cturtles9514]

Chef Pi probably started making "potions" in her mom's kitchen as a little kid and just no one told her to stop

[@Ashleyunfiltered]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dude1234-w6g]

Agreed

[@hhaste]

Please, don't call her a "Chef". She's nothing of the sort, lol.

[@Book_Theory.]

And when she got with her boyfriend and had kids, the boyfriend saw this and left for the milk.

[@shroomcoupke4L]

lmao this comment got it 🤣🤣🤣

[@krynoda7639]

“Absolutely harassing my toilet” is now a phrase that exists in my weekly sayings

[@whims6278]

The one time a porch pirate would have been a god send

[@Liltwilightprincess2]

How much you wanna bet a porch pirate saw the box, gave it a whiff, and it scared him off?

[@plicketyplunk]

😂😂😂

[@whims6278]

​@@Liltwilightprincess2💀 stole it and returned it

[@TordParker2.0]

LOL,​@@Liltwilightprincess2

[@Liltwilightprincess2]

@@whims6278 picked it up then put it down!!

[@chilibeer3912]

Hey August I’m a hot sauce maker and would love for you to try my product. I’ll send you the peppers and all you have to do is ferment the peppers for a few weeks, add the vinegar, add a few other ingredients, and bottle it yourself. Hit me up if you are interested.

[@coolDude-sx6we]

Don’t forget you didn’t send enough peppers, so he has to grow more from scratch

[@edwardfletcher7790]

You need to be just sending the seeds, you're not doing it right...🤣

[@nociceptors]

underrated comment

[@adoyo]

The confidence to say this, I respect it

[@TyeTTR]

​@@adoyo ... you're not serious

[@PAJARIN999]

..... ya know the funny part about it. She practically just sold you dye. Looking at the stuff you need to mix in with the "sauce", that itself is already a damn sauce even WITHOUT the "SAUCE"

[@moon-oq3ph]

Shoot I didn’t think about it but your right it’d be cheaper to buy actual food dye mix all that together and it would pretty much taste the exact same

[@moon-oq3ph]

Actually scratch that using actual food dye instead of this would lesson the chances of food poisoning cause I’m sure someone will get sick from this

[@jmrs_]

​@@moon-oq3phminus the health problems

[@moon-oq3ph]

@@jmrs_ also true

[@joy-to7dx]

He supposed to mix the power with the milk.

[@Anomalocaris738]

It took me 17 minutes to read his apron I was so concerned with the culinary travesty he was preparing.

[@nathan584]

Didn't read it till the end of the video will reading this

[@bellagooper7602]

Gender reveal party but it’s just whichever sauce we’re going to shit ourselves to

[@bookerstrawjoe]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[@yuki97kira]

Everyone eats a random food and then we all see what colour the $#**** are later

[@jonathanlandau-litewski7405]

Haha genius. I'd make sure to put laxatives in it so everyone has diarrhoea at the same time. It's a boy!

[@aidenfarr8900]

​@jonathanlandau-litewski7405 obliterates toilet, looks back on hot pink feces. " Oh, it's a girl"

[@jonathanlandau-litewski7405]

@@aidenfarr8900 after watching this whole video, I'll retract my statement- I doubt anyone needs to add laxatives to this sauce 😂

[@gertrudert]

I really enjoyed how chaotic this whole thing was. Things broken and spilling everywhere. 30% accuracy with camera angles. The slow decline into madness towards the end. Great stuff, please can we have more ❤️

[@zinc2zinc2]

I also enjoyed it. More than his usual videos xD. It was great

[@kandibrodhagen1528]

lol same, it had me giggling. The sauce and the show are a mess :p but it was hilarious

[@gertrudert]

@@kandibrodhagen1528 I think it reached peak perfection when he was holding up the purple sauce at the end to show us "properly" and it was in focus for less than a second at a time, all the while just glooping down the side of the bowl 🤌 Those moments it was in focus were pure disgusting beauty

[@kandibrodhagen1528]

@@gertrudert 😂

[@ARandomAccountYT]

Same 😂

[@Friendlyperson250-wg2ho]

In an age where a bag sealer is less than $10 and small vacuum bags are $12/100. There really is no excuse for using ziplock baggies for this.

[@kellebelle]

Drug dealers making meth have better packaging standards than Chef Pii.

[@levicarpenter5509]

​@@kellebellecalling her a chef is a insult to actual chefs

[@bestyoutubernonegraternumber1]

Those bags cost a lot more than the small vac bags you are talking about. Her packaging is insanely expensive across the board, which is probably why she is using shipping labels for info stickers + charging 20 bucks a pop.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts

[@stefanforrer2573]

she has them lying around from her "side business", if you catch my drift....

[@Unloaded74]

"get out of my measuring cup you devilish substance" LMFAOOOO

[@BloodTwinsHandR]

I never thought I'd see someone actively take poison damage like they're playing real life Minecraft, but August trying the sauce on strawberries was active poison damage

[@Gobbler.]

the only difference is this doesn't stop at half a heart

[@DryPaperHammerBro]

​@@Gobbler.So, it's the wither effect?

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts.

[@spartadayat1350]

he got poison ressistance +5 after this

[@aikigrl1]

his mistake was he did not have a golden apple on hand

[@strangerontheinternet291]

Guys if for some reason you crave an ACTUAL tasty pink sauce follow this recipe 2 spoon of mayo 1 spoon of ketchup 1/2 spoon of minced garlic (Optional) 1 spoon of hotsauce

[@TheGrippler09]

Add a little bit of liquid smoke 🤤😉😉

[@jovanarosic3606]

That's what I'm thinking

[@vividlycrazy1422]

THIS

[@Cuervorojoo]

Lime juice too it takes it to the next level 😋

[@draagon6563]

THANK U!!!

[@RyanReta97]

Using sauce to make sauce is like a crappy food version of that joke from Dave the barbarian "Dave fashioned a megaphone out of a squirrel , some string , and a megaphone"

[@thatonepersonoverthere]

It also reminds me of the Thanos quote "I used the stones to destroy the stones"...its like the same; "I used the sauce to make the sauce"

[@MayTheOddsBeInYourFavor]

Or it’s like when someone made powdered water….just add water 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MC-zz7sx]

Damn I forgot that show existed 😂

[@skycats6663]

Or when a white woman made spaghetti from “scratch” by blending a fucking package of spaghetti to used as the fucking flour. As the fucking FLOUR.

[@Magikarp_king]

That blue sauce looks sickly grey.

[@pdpuppers]

The reason it’s was so hard was probably because she didn’t put an anti clumping agent in the spices. Spice mixes will clump and harden if they don’t have one, most commercially sold mixes do but I’m not surprised pink sauce lady skipped that step

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

Why am I not surprised lol

[@emmapeel8163]

not everyone wants MORE chemicals in their bright pink sauce 😂

[@vlognblog.]

Nor only that but also the silica gel packets to prevent moisture

[@AlicesonHarvey]

I found when mixing milkshakes that it's slightly easier to put all the powder into the cup then add a little milk and mix to paste I then added the milk a bit at a time mixing with a fork it seemed to make less clumps

[@Sniperboy5551]

Silica gel and vacuum sealing it would mitigate a lot of that, but you’re right as far as anti-clumping agents go. She could also make or find most of those ingredients you have to buy as a dehydrated powder. All she has to do is buy a dehydrator, think camping food. Then all you would have to do is add hot water, wait a few minutes and boom, it’s done. Like an old-school MRE.

[@stargazzer9166]

Fun fact: when you consume pink sauce, you burn to death the next morning, and your ashes become the sauce powder

[@lenoxpI]

Man fly high August the Duck

[@Danime1999]

Meat Canyon should make an animated vid about it

[@stargazzer9166]

@@Danime1999 he should lol

[@dani_drawzz]

she actually tries to make it as atrocious as possible, because no matter how much you eat, you produce the same amount of sauce powder. the goal is for her to collect as much leftover and fresh powder possible

[@LurkingLeviathan]

I laughed so hard at this someone walked down the hall into my office to ask if I was ok

[@FroFTW85]

She definitely went the route of powdered mix sauce. 1. To avoid food restrictions with perishable ingredients. 2. To always have the excuse, if anyone says it tastes like garbage. "It's cause they didn't use the right ingredients, or they didn't mix it right."

[@chilibeer3912]

When I found out that’s what she did I honestly thought it was genius for those exact reasons.

[@DD_MENEN]

Sounds correct 😂😂😂

[@cwill2127]

@@chilibeer3912that’s negated by her whole initial fiasco and not thinking that the food and drug administration was responsible for food lmao

[@boredboi6279]

Also probably slightly better than the liquid sauce considering that they often went rancid

[@chilibeer3912]

@@cwill2127 well she doesn’t have any medical products right? Just forget about the F

[@kennynitro17]

12:06 dude I can't describe how fucking instantly gutchurning that quick bowl shot was I'm so impressed you didn't throw up eating *any* of these

[@guardsmenedwin6213]

That woman was given an opportunity that people dream of, an opportunity that would set people up for life if they were smart about it, or at least for a decade if they did anything resembling intelligence, and somehow, she screwed it all up in a year, it’s honestly impressive in a horrifying way.

[@Nicholas-fz5pv]

The pink lady is a joke

[@guardsmenedwin6213]

@@Nicholas-fz5pv Jokes are funny, she’s just sad.

[@MayTheOddsBeInYourFavor]

Yeah, it’s really sad. 😅 But the laws of statistics say SOMEONE had to fuck up this monumentally eventually.

[@TheBlairWenchProject]

@@guardsmenedwin6213_I agree. That shit is depressing. If only I had that opportunity. I wouldn’t fumble it. I know so many ppl who wish they had a deal like hers who would’ve done so much better._

[@guQYdjfdwkCFQDFqUTTrqyVrhTN]

She’s not pink she’s blag

[@AspienWaifu]

So I looked into it, and from what I can see she’s actually breaking the law. Cottage food businesses are NOT allowed to sell their goods across state lines because each state has their own individual food codes. Would be a shame if someone were to report her….👀

[@Everlucky_Clover]

edit: turns out you are right. now we just need to check where august lives and see if florida and his state can cottage sell to each other. still dont have 20$ or i would nail her ass for sending it to idaho. and for that atrocious packaging. even dollar tree seasonings dont smell like used toe jam scraped off in a dusty 80s garage.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts.

[@Chopscrewyyy]

It really WOULD be a shame... too bad not everyone knows HOW to report her...

[@Makayla.420]

@@Chopscrewyyy I just googled it.... u just submit an easy form.... would be a shame.....

[@abeltesfaye_]

​@@p-__ Why are you spamming this comment everywhere?

[@ArthurGrey.]

The funniest part about these packets is that Chef Pii herself doesn't even prepare them the way the instructions say to.

[@uberrobi]

She drops in 5 packets per serving to get the color prolly 😂

[@Some_Guy_6]

@@uberrobi I'm suprised she did not commit suicide by sauce.

[@Eliana2009yay]

I hate to be that person but….. 404 LiKeS bUt 1 rEpLy I gOtChU 😂😂

[@mylenazvezta8486]

​@@Eliana2009yayhe can just put one like. He will not have 400 false accounts !

[@TrueRetroflection]

No wonder it was a disaster, you forgot to include the VINGER

[@catalinapondue]

I see what you did there 😂

[@zarektheinsane6656]

Pink and Blue sauce. The new way to have a MRE. (Massive rectal explosion)

[@kingphillippp]

this one funny ash 😂😂

[@nakamopapina8889]

I laughed a little too hard at this

[@dustsanimaljamguide2364]

Rip augustthepink, death by botulism

[@littledootzz]

donation and no comments?

[@subject838]

$5 and not top comment. Rip

[@Riylei]

@population-_-420bruh …

[@PlumRat07]

sick band name

[@robloxianshipbuilder]

@population-_-420how do you get that wrong… he doesn’t even sound like a female……

[@TheRealMadamBlackWolf]

Chef Pi didn't just create this culinary monstrosity she calls sauce, she forgot to have her Pink Sauce endorsed by IKEA since you have to basically assemble it.

[@DanceChickaDee]

Lol facts! When I saw everything you need to make this damn sauce it gave me a headache

[@jhnyjoejoe69]

Not a chef either. Fraud Pi.

[@Piperrrrgobrrrr]

Why does this guy complain about everything

[@dumbledoratheexplorer1252]

This sauce will sooner be classified as a SCP than that IKEA one

[@DanceChickaDee]

@@Piperrrrgobrrrr. Because he can and we laugh.

[@UranusKiller]

The awkwardness of the cinematography is so fitting for this. I could imagine catching this on public access, coming down at 3am. 😙👌

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

I like how they have a legit vacuum sealed bag, but inside said bag is an already improperly sealed jewelry bag that was probably improperly stored in someone's basement

[@deanawalko3785]

So basically she just put colored powder in bags and you added the rest.$20 for powdered edible dye. You get the same result with food coloring!

[@SewardWriter]

No, you get better results with food dye.

[@I.am.not.in.your.house.or.am.I]

At least food dye can incorporate better.

[@phaedrapage4217]

And food coloring is regulated. This is a crime against humanity. Ugh.

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

For what it's worth, I'm one of those people who prefers to use natural food coloring, but I can ALSO get the same results for a heck of a lot less. Seriously, just powdering or making tea from edible flowers gets a decent assortment. Pansies alone work pretty well and are mostly flavorless, and you can buy a seed packet of those in tons of different colors for like, $3...

[@impposter560]

For the sweet version, you could probably get a couple packets of Kool-Aid and whip it in, I do it with pudding mixes when making birthday cakes so I think it would work. Soft color, different 'flavor'. Kids might appreciate it even if I think its disgusting. It would 100% be safer

[@knight-of-aether]

As someone who grew up with homemade "pink sauce" that was just ketchup and mayo mixed together, watching the internet go insane over a toxic pepto bismol-looking knockoff has been surreal, lmao

[@nesamdoom]

Really you could do mayo/sour cream and hotsauce and end up with a good dip. There's so many ways to end up with a sauce that's pink and not costing 20 plus ingredients.

[@Ellis_AKA_Mr.Sunshine]

The only reason anybody went wild over it is because she made a considerable amount of people sick, and prior she wasn't including any ingredients list or nutritional value, which she's not providing nutritional value once again which is supposed to be illegal in the United states, but I digress. The only reason she got famous was because she made people sick.

[@folkloreofbeing]

That's what is used for prawn cocktails I believe. But I haven't eaten it since the early ninetees though! 😂

[@Eagle1977]

@@folkloreofbeing we used it as "homemade" tartar sauce for fish sticks.

[@Th3Marchioness]

Yeah, is that not literally what Marie Rose sauce is? And it's pink, and just tastes like tomato sauce and mayo, which is a perfectly fine combination. It's insane that she reinvented the wheel and somehow built a square.

[@nickemerson6934]

Slaps it against the counter… “it’s open, it’s completely open”

[@CandyCane2004]

I’ll pray for your whole digestive system

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts

[@toast5425]

@@p-__ you are probably right

[@BrazilianDuck2024]

I have no ideia about why would you do that. After all, we are talking about the pink sauce. His digestive system is beyond saving

[@Gogerotta]

​@@p-__ true

[@大]

lol

[@TheDiamondCore]

“KZbinr found dead in his home after use of a pink condiment.”

[@austinparmer3259]

Tried for murder

[@QUEEN_Alpha_Mama86]

​@@austinparmer3259😂😂😂😂😂

[@QUEEN_Alpha_Mama86]

😂😂😂😂

[@QUEEN_Alpha_Mama86]

Best comment ever

[@arson7012]

Presenting to the emergency room ☝

[@EdwardVGrimm]

"I spent $80 F*CKING dollars on this..." the bile raising up his throat when he said it. 😂 🤣

[@the-real-qbanz]

Bile ? Mucus maybe …

[@HermitMeowmeow]

Imagine how you would feel if you ate it 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stinkychild]

@@the-real-qbanz YOUR PFP SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME

[@Ghostiecore]

my man is hearing things

[@zantriocore]

13:55 IM SORRY WHAT DID HE JUST SAY???

[@trenchgaming2166]

"We're good" "We're fine" He says while looking like he's being held at gunpoint

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts

[@Grass381]

R.I.P. to AugustTheDuck, blud ate poison.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts

[@gamespc-zi6zo]

@@p-__ cap

[@大]

cap

[@IceMangoe]

blud ate expired tubby custard.

[@jaxhady207]

lol true

[@hayleerose9776]

My theory is that condensation got to the packages during the manufacturing process and that may be why it was a brick. $80 worth of pink botulism.

[@dim307]

i think P’s true calling is botulism. she’s got a real talent for it. maybe she needs change her career into manufacturing poisons

[@feraltaco4783]

The $80 pink botulism brick. The newest diet trend.

[@decorumlopez9147]

My bet is on mold. and anthrax.

[@vibrantgleam]

@@decorumlopez9147 i'm scared if that's why August said his stomach hurt and he felt like he was gonna vomit. Bro probably got food poisoning.

[@Sadlander2]

You are most likely right but hey, we can't say anything negative about this and/or about her. She's a woman who's -pretending- trying to be an entrepreneur, so we must support her, no matter what. Remember: *we are NOT special!*

[@viicvicious]

Funny thing is, in Spain, there's a relatively common sauce we prepare for cocktails named "Salsa rosa" (Pink sauce). It's simply made with ketchup, mayonnaise, and some lemon juice. Easy, tasty, and not a biological weapon.

[@crispyjokingtuna1495]

You should have saved some of the powder for a cultural analysis to see if it was actually contaminated with something. It should not smell like mildew

[@ELiT3Griefer]

The blue sauce probably smelled a little moldy because it has spirulina powder, which is an algae with a strong smell At least, I hope it was that 😂

[@crispyjokingtuna1495]

@@ELiT3Griefer I hope so too, but remember that this is coming from the person who shipped dairy products via the normal mail system with no way to keep them remotely at temp

[@HermitMeowmeow]

I agree. I wouldn't have used that packet even for my KZbin channel. Is he still alive?

[@uncommon-commonsense]

Right!

[@SeeMeRolling]

@@ELiT3Griefer Spirulina is a cyanobacterium, others of which produce toxins such as microcystins.[46] Some spirulina supplements have been found to be contaminated with microcystins, albeit at levels below the limit set by the Oregon Health Department.[47] Microcystins can cause gastrointestinal upset, such as diarrhea, flatulence, headache, muscle pain, facial flushing, and sweating.[1][46] If used chronically, liver damage may occur.[1] The effects of chronic exposure to even low levels of microcystins are a concern due to the risk of toxicity to several organ systems.[1][47] These toxic compounds are not produced by spirulina itself,[48] but can occur if spirulina batches are contaminated with other, toxin-producing, blue-green algae. Because the U.S. considers spirulina a dietary supplement, its government does not regulate its production and enforces no safety standards for its production or purity.[47] The U.S. National Institutes of Health describes spirulina supplements as "possibly safe", provided they are free of microcystin contamination, but "likely unsafe" (especially for children) if contaminated.[1] Given the lack of regulatory standards in the U.S., some public-health researchers have raised the concern that consumers cannot be certain that spirulina and other blue-green algae supplements are free of contamination.[47] In 1999, Health Canada found that one sample of spirulina was microcystin-free. ("...0/10 samples of Spirulina contained microcystins.")[49]

[@averyciano7510]

Please. PLEASE cook more. This is amazing. I love your sense of humor and the editing is CRISP.

[@NopeNaw]

If you haven't, look up Brutalmoose. 70% of his content is awkward food reviewing.

[@pookieluh]

same

[@LivvyTube24]

Yeah, I actually quite like this style of content from him. Brings a bit of balance to have him occasionally switch between a duck and a handsome man on cam :P

[@danielEverett941]

This video feels so weird, it's like a youtube cooking channel with 6.78 million subscribers first video back when they were an honest, slightly awkward 23-year old in their parents empty house with a bunch of really random and kinda dirty jokes and objects, mixed with August... I fucking love it

[@feraltaco4783]

He's the anti Jack.

[@Runeswik]

Agreed, and now I'm also looking forward to the commentary video on "The Cooking with August Show" created by August

[@strangeaelurus]

You're right! It reminds me of that one baking with Ranboo video except instead of baking, August is making/trying out sauces

[@danielEverett941]

@@strangeaelurus ooh yeah that guy, which episode was that again?

[@strangeaelurus]

@@danielEverett941 dunno, but I think you can search up "baking with Ranboo" and it'll show up?

[@Jerad-v9b]

7:00 can't blame that on her you were hitting that thing on the counter like it owed u money 😂

[@dragongaming5344]

love how even the chicken plush holding a bottle of Tabasco sauce looks worried and terrified of what's about to happen.

[@stephanybrown3226]

Was about to comment this lol little guy worried about August

[@autinjones7194]

He knows what good sauce is unlike the pink haired fool. poor guy is probably scared his new daddy duck is about to swap his bottle.

[@melancholic_tofu]

for any powdered product you need to add the fucking silica balls to absorb the moisture or you get that mildew issue since moisture will always flow towards the dryest areas in this case the pink sauce powder

[@Beaneabean]

Why doesnt hot coacoa mix need it then

[@ricedbroccoli]

@@Beaneabean Cocoa powder is hydrophobic

[@Noughtsgnik]

then just add cocoa powder to sauce powder​@@ricedbroccoli

[@dantheanimator5072]

Chef Pi would say “wat dat mean? I gotta buy pearl necklaces to put in the packets?! I know an easier way and cheaper way to get pearl necklaces……”

[@Bio-Ohio]

You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain. Watching you mix that sauce in a tiny bowl without room for a whisk and no space to properly incorporate the ingredients gave me flashbacks to watching Cooking with Jack.

[@sarahh2072]

I kept yelling GET A BIGGER BOWL 😂

[@sarnjes4810]

He was supposed to mix the powder and milk together first but he just dumped it in and set it aside LOL not that it would help much anyways 😅

[@zerian80]

When he spilled the milk he didnt lift the bowl to wipe the milk under it and I died inside, but he died for real for us so I wont speak ill of the dead 😔

[@PraiseCastiel]

I know this was actual hell for August, poor bastard, but tbh this is legit my favourite video of his. lol I've come back to rewatch like 15 times. RIP August's toilet though.

[@CoolGorillaGoAnimate7000]

Officially the last AugustTheDuck video that will ever be made. Fly high AugustTheDuck. May SeptemberTheDuck take that place

[@CandyCane2004]

Then SeptemberTheDuck will buy the pink sauce and then OctobertheDuck will come take his place

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts

[@SomebodysomebodyS]

​@@CandyCane2004then november the duck will take octobers place

[@Saturn.7056]

@@SomebodysomebodySthen December. If they keep going, will August be revived?

[@SomebodysomebodyS]

@@Saturn.7056 probably, until he buys pink sauce again then September the duck will come back,

[@MikeFireheart]

August got a lawsuit on his hands, since Chef Pi offered sauce and gave him poorly packaged quick dry cement to mix with the dairy section of a store.

[@Diahrrea_Jones]

Blue spirulina is just natural food coloring. I thought the whole point of pink sauce being pink was the dragon fruit in it. Blue sauce really let itself go.

[@__-tp4tm]

Wasn't there also some blueberry powder in it? Sounded like it didn't make any difference though :')

[@barbarablair3225]

I think I remember getting spirulina pudding with school lunches. That was decades ago and seemed to be when we first realised we could eat, not just to fuel ourselves, but to improve our health. I think spirulina is still popular as a dietary supplement. It had the added benefit of making healthy food colourful. I would imagine the "chef" added it just for the colour, but it's probably the healthiest component of her entire range. Lol

[@Diahrrea_Jones]

@@__-tp4tm yes, but I don't think the blueberry powder would actually turn the finished product blue since it's being combined with acidic ingredients. While blueberries have blue skin, but they easily turn purple when exposed to acid. Thats why there is debate about what color a blueberry actually is. The skin is naturally blue, but when the skin is broken, the acidic juice from the berry leaks out. The acid triggers a chemical reaction that turns the skin purple.

[@ratking7219]

Oil companies 6:03

[@karlav267]

I remember when she originally posted the pink sauce and the color was bright pink. She complained about Dave's gourmet because the sauce was not the right pink and yet the sauce you made with her packet comes out that same pale pink.

[@wrenithilduincats]

I wouldn't be surprised if she dyed it and with non-food-safe dye

[@brightballoon]

@@wrenithilduincats Non-food-safe dye, really? And then ate it/sent it out w toxic, inedible ingredients? That doesn't sound right to me. Food coloring? Absolutely! Non-food-safe dye? I doubt it, unless you mean just for TikToks and then throwing it away bc it's not food.

[@wrenithilduincats]

@@brightballoon I was really just joking because using ingredients not safe for human consumption is the vibe I'm getting from the pink sauce, and pretty much all the pink sauce has looked different.

[@gavinjenkins899]

@@wrenithilduincats non food safe dye sounds harder to source than just generic food dye, so probably not. What even would be non food safe red dye? Cadmium red, lol?

[@Blueberryyymuffin]

@@gavinjenkins899idk printer red?

[@gretchenbaker7435]

As a chef of 20 plus years , that mildew smell is fungus my guy like the gross slime that grows in soda fountains that dont get cleaned. Or it could be wild yeasts from "chef" pies house ,body or pets! And people use a bigger bowl, fry pan and sauce pan than you think youll need please

[@user-mw6jo7ql1c]

She should be investigated

[@Levamii]

My jaw dropped…I hope he’s okay 💀😭🙏

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

Yeah, the fact that they all had the same off smell means it was probably the same yeast growing in them all... As a general rule of thumb, if something smells rotten, it probably is

[@NitroMelon]

And my man consumed it all the same I pray for his digestive tract

[@arpadcsorba2053]

So August was eating a yeast infection. That's "taking one for the team" at the next level.

[@mediante6554]

this is just random sauce cause the Chili sauce is already a sauce itself, so this whole pink sauce is just useless and nobody should even thinking about buying it

[@superethangaming.]

The powder is basically just shitty food coloring, most of the ingredients are virtually tasteless but they have a lot of pigment. Like dragon fruit, blueberry powder, blue spirulina powder

[@Sniperboy5551]

I could make something that tastes better with 3-5 ingredients, not including salt and pepper. Making a good sauce is simple, the French have already had that figured out since the 19th century.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts

[@TheObserver3]

This is the sauce concoction you come up with at 3 am high out of your mind just throwing everything in the fridge together and your high ass be thinking thou a professional chef 👨‍🍳 😂

[@turbkeysamdwich1880]

According to the back of the chick fil a sauce bottle, there’s just bbq sauce in it, which I found funny when I learned that.

[@SuperNachtAktiv]

bro invented purple sauce out of nowhere

[@alex2mine111]

10:26 Its not a waste. Because you did this, you saved others from buying in.

[@rezsurfer2808]

i would agree, but i was never going to buy lol

[@cavaliothorson7755]

I was never gonna by that pepto garbage juice since I first heard of it

[@kj_skullz2823]

the fact it takes a whole cooking video just to make "premade" sauce is crazy

[@Rotkiske-tt9wp]

the fact the packs smelt like mildew and were packaged in those little bags cocaine is normally found in, they were 100% just thrown together in her basement

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts

[@gooberaureliusmaximusiii6638]

@@p-__ I'll be the judge of that

[@eylon-wallstain]

"Walter, we gotta make more of that coca- I mean pink sauce."

[@trollsansofficial]

Alt title: death speedrun 100% world record

[@thebeardedastronomer]

I really like the impromptu nature of this. Feels natural, which is fucking rare for a youtube video nowadays, a lot of stuff feels hyper-produced

[@atreeager]

I absolutly agree! I really liked sitting through it!

[@thebestbud]

Having "Spices" as one of the ingredients on a spice packet is just so funny to me

[@Scks2bm]

Also using sauces for a sauce like bro she’s acc a tweaker

[@thebestbud]

@@Scks2bm I bet her and her team were all proud of themselves. You literally can't go wrong when 90% of your sauce is products not provided by you. Well, they did go wrong, but that's besides the point.

[@satanslittlelamb420]

💀💀💀 ​@@Aethio

[@pummeluff230]

Mold Spice

[@darkclaws1234567891]

Oh shit you cracked it, pink sauce is made with real k2

[@JTAH86]

How does that woman not know that you have to vacuum seal stuff like that. Those little locking bags do nothing. I hope you feel better soon

[@sarahmcfadden8990]

Well this is coming from someone that didn't know the F in FDA means food ☠

[@JTAH86]

@@sarahmcfadden8990 lol true

[@TonyMontanaXx]

@@sarahmcfadden8990I think it’s even funnier that’s he thought the F stood for pharmaceuticals lmaooo

[@shawnwalsh5430]

Right after you tried the Pink sauce KZbin went to a commercial showing a truck shitting out a load at a Landfill !! Good times.

[@martisbvk]

Milk and Miracle Whip won’t mix together. Miracle Whip is basically aerated Crisco (hydrogenated oil) flavored with vanilla and sugar. You need to use buttercream (cake frosting) to make a sweet sauce. Spirulina is making the spice powder smell moldy and musty, because it’s an algae, basically mold of the sea. It doesn’t belong in anything that’s supposed to taste good. It’s a new age health food fad ingredient. As a professional chef I’m really questioning “Chef” PIIs culinary expertise.

[@dragong33k]

so did someone add spirulina to the pink one? Im confused

[@sarasthoughts]

Actually, spirulina is used in tons of good foods, not bc of health reasons but simply to dye foods green or blue.

[@lachouette_et_le_phoque]

The spirulina must be used as a coloring ingredient, so it's only in the blue sauce (it would color the pink sauce purple/brown otherwise). I agree it smells and tastes awful, though maybe it's possible to add a small enough amount of it to color the sauce, but not make it taste awful. Commercial smoothies with spirulina usually don't taste off. If, however, you want to add enough to actually get the health benefits, you have to add enough to make the result pretty much inedible.

[@xxArsen1xx-OnPsn]

That's *coolwhip chef, and if the pink is musty too it's the product not the spirulina, I'd blame the temu foil packets lacking a vac seal and desiccant, js

[@monhi64]

Ohhh yeah now it all makes sense, you did mix up cool whip and miracle whip. I was wondering where the hell you got those ingredients from

[@theoriginalbreakage]

her using the cheapest, thinnest bags ever for these to cut cost is crazy when its supposed to hold and protect FOOD

[@Tawleyn]

The real question I have is - why isn't the outer packaging good enough? They look properly factory sealed. Makes me question how safe they are to even be touching food at all.

[@claraf.6833]

Usually spice packets have a plastic/aluminum type packaging, or thicker paper (almost like thin cardbord) ones if the company is plastic free... this packaging is just sad and unsafe.

[@nguyentandung42]

@@Tawleynthe outside does not completely prevent air from getting in, if air gets in moisture and mold also gets in.

[@SpotterShelly]

I can already hear her say, 'What so you mean FDA compliant? I dont sell food, I sell a powdered mixture'

[@Ellis_AKA_Mr.Sunshine]

*Foods regulated by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) generally include: Food products (other than meat, poultry, and egg products as regulated by the United States Department of Agriculture), such as: Dairy, produce, spices, nuts, cereals, flour, legumes, fruit & vegetable juices, vegetarian entrees, etc.* I'd really like to see her get around that one 😂 this is spices, you fant get around that. I know you aren't supporting her but I'll be damned if that wasn't funny.

[@keithbassett4730]

You're giving this more effort than this deserves

[@milapartment]

She probably printed it on sticker paper because she only bought one printer for the entire business and it was the shipping label printer 😭 it’s the cheapest printer you can get. it’s also going to cost her so much more in the long run

[@Dieclownmusic]

dont worry...shes not thinking that far ahead...or at all

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts.

[@sam-ib6lk]

yeah the ingredients label on the back of the pouches is the same, she's definitely just using it for everything

[@chrisa2735-h3z]

@@p-__August’s farts are better!

[@davedixon2167]

Gah, I commented this but hadn't seen your comment when I did.

[@goldenflumpty1012]

The B in Blue Sauce stands for Botulism. RIP August, 2024.

[@sammyb9683]

The Cool Whip gave me flashbacks to Aunt Myrna's party cheese salad

[@rebel4466]

Mmmm delicious

[@SunflowerLotusXII]

That shit is like a Nam flashback in your mouth

[@sammyb9683]

@@SunflowerLotusXII it really is

[@3422tom]

"This is not supposed to be open." Not even a minute ago - continuously slams package on the countertop.

[@Thatonegirl989]

I find it hilarious that she managed to improperly ship powder.

[@MyHeadHz]

Lol

[@rebel4466]

Shouldn't get into the narcotics trade

[@feraltaco4783]

Gotta give her this much, she's consist.

[@feraltaco4783]

​@@rebel4466imagine explaining that to the Columbians.

[@decorumlopez9147]

now, imagine how she created said powder. Sweet dreams.

[@robotsupurgedenkacanorumce2229]

August: Smell is not that important. Human brain that evolved thousands of year to distinct bad smells to survive: ☠️

[@aydolette4665]

Also August: 22:14

[@Nikolai_Gogolllll]

Yo a p*rn bot copied your comment LMAO

[@ihavenonameyetsoyeah]

The shot of two tiny chicken tenders and two giant bowls of sauces is sending me

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts.

[@stix.ed1tz]

22:23 I could feel the pain in that silence...