DARTH TRUMP - Auralnauts

[@augustokonrad3572]

"I love war, but only when we win" That scene was PERFECT!

[@Steve0C]

+Augusto Konrad By the way, when was the last time we won a war? LMAO

[@husainvinklehoss7704]

'When was the last time we won a war!'

[@jillfreedmanphoto]

+Jill Freedman Grenada? Battle of the Beach Bulge.

[@lovebigcats7325]

+alex mclaughlin The last war that was officially declared by Congress...WWII.

[@wizardsuth]

+Love Big Cats The U.S. missed the first three years of that one.

[@DougWIngate]

I have the most midichlorians, the doctor said he's never seen anyone with this many midichlorians

[@AntilleanConfederation]

Doug Wingate is true thi

[@sirkayda7205]

Truth was written here.

[@WillCMay]

Midichlorians don't exist

[@edwardmiessner6502]

Word

[@yoshidinono8095]

@@AntilleanConfederation Don't be a dumb shit.

[@SamnissArandeen]

I'm going to build a Death Star and make Rebel Scum pay for it.

[@christiannunez3436]

+Samniss Arandeen #makethegalaxygreatagain

[@eccentricgamer4111]

Rebels: "No way!" Darth Trump: "That Death Star just got 10 miles wider."

[@jamiethedinosaur869]

The Rebel Alliance isn't sending us their best; they're sending us people with a lot of problems; angsty teenagers, drug runners, wookiees...

[@darthtroller]

lolololololol #Prankstergangsternation

[@shinobi-no-bueno]

OK that was good

[@TIG5574]

7 years later...and it still doesn't get old. 😂

[@ComradeDragon1957]

Let's build another Death Star and make the Rebels pay for it.

[@Psycorde]

lol

[@ComradeDragon1957]

White Void It's a great plan,that way when they blow it up we don't have to worry about money.They wasted their own money! I know-Believe me.

[@sucknorrisatchuckboris2713]

Best comment on here for shure! Not that is anything special everyone else is just quoting or doing fucking smilies xD :) ;) !!! I know - Believe me

[@iannewton3820]

TRUMP WON!

[@cranebeg]

Your comment was a positive experience.

[@roguefox5171]

"I love war, but only when we win" Classic Tump

[@u.v.s.5583]

Admiral, when did we last time win a war?

[@DavidOnTheRoadGuitars]

The biggest laugh for me, it fits the character of darth. Only when we win.

[@lucvandermeer9674]

Well he must hate it then😂

[@kingslowbrafas292]

Sounds more like a line democrats would say.

[@c.t.6314]

(Choking) “You’re fired.”

[@juniorfio1196]

3:04 "When's the last time we won a war". LOL!!!!!

[@kylecampbell565]

Actually WWII

[@smh9902]

Kyle Campbell WW2 was the last and most recent war America fought. All others were unlawful weird and arbitrary policing and whatnot crap with odd and arbitrary rules of engagement because it wasn't a real war.

[@0IIIIII]

+Kyle Campbell the Gulf War was kinda a US victory.

[@kylecampbell565]

+RTR TRUTH MEDIA™ Tom Lacovara Stewart are there really any winners in war?

[@kylecampbell565]

+Kyle Campbell unless you somehow get through with zero casualties

[@hrthrhs]

"That's not true!" "No it's true" "That's impossible!" "No no no it happened. All of that stuff happened" "NOOOOOOO!" "So here's the good news. So Macy's..."

[@raichu0479]

"I hit somebody in the face with a padlock"

[@beanjamman]

No choice - your sanity or your life. Luke had to jump.

[@josephocchipintivines]

“How dare the press not believe me that i went after my mother with a hammer”

[@GeneralG1810]

“Whoah.....The rebels!” I’m dying LMFAO

[@jmannxiiiaaron]

Loooooool

[@Agent1W]

I love how they somehow found those sound bites of Trump to splice that in.

[@PerplexiaX]

@@Agent1W Easy to do, they're all over the TV and internet!

[@PerplexiaX]

@Thunderrunner I can do a few different impressions... my best is probably Arnold Schwarzenegger! Also, a decent John Cleese (when he's like... spastic,) Tommy Chong, Sean Connery... maybe a few others, but that's about it! :-)

[@johnadams6281]

Everytime he said Whoah.....! actually though Lol hahaha 😅😂🤣

[@mandosolos7213]

Adding hair to Vader when he took his mask off had me dying lol

[@fredjones2170]

Still looks better with his skin burned to a crisp than Trump does with his spray-tanned flesh hanging off his skull

[@MarcosElMalo2]

That was the best reveal I’ve ever seen.

[@BigOHavingFun]

“I am more militaristic than anyone in this room” Lmao

[@medalgear654]

it's funny becasue it's true lmao

[@Grdd348]

@@medalgear654 THIS MAN

[@jasonbourneistreadstone]

"WHOA!! The Rebels!"

[@mikeschaeffer7262]

Btw, when's the last time we won a war

[@someguy3746]

Mike Schaeffer when have we not been at war? lol

[@lightyagami8377]

When he turns his head at 3:01 and saids “but only when we win” I died laughing.

[@iim4xii129]

I wish you did.

[@lightyagami8377]

@@iim4xii129 Tf

[@martalaatsch8358]

I almost missed it laughing at "...but only when we win *cue Darth Vader theme*"

[@jacobo1307]

I actually thought he said that and looked for this comment but couldnt find it lmfao

[@Thatsright561]

I am seeing this in 2019 for the first time, pure genius

[@manuelroberts7379]

jaggededges same I like trump and I’m fucking dying this shit is hilarious

[@m.mcnulty4281]

2020, so don't feel bad about being late

[@kallebaah0]

@@manuelroberts7379 I hate the draft dodging fatass and this is hilarious

[@benoomen7678]

2020 now, still good...

[@und3rM0]

I agree. I love Trump but this is fantastic :)

[@reeseman1932]

I love how trumps rambling about Macy’s just drove luke to suicide

[@BrianR.-nu1sr]

Well, it was less of a suicide and more of an escape. He gets rescued by Lando and Leia as he's hanging off the antenna. Btw, I do not recommend that move. RF signals will cook a person's muscles.

[@generaltech512]

And why the hell is he talking to Boba Fett about steak rofl

[@MarcosElMalo2]

@@generaltech512 Boba Fett likes steak, but he can’t always go to one of the world’s finest steakhouses or a Trump Resort. Every backwater spaceport has a Sharper Image, and now they sell Trump Steaks.

[@LittleTreeX]

They drove me to suicide; hello from the afterlife.

[@TheNeth1124]

@@generaltech512 that was my favorite part of the video. That whole pitch for Trump steaks had me in tears!

[@_chew_]

I will build the most tremendous death star you've ever seen, believe me. It's going to be YUUUGE! It'll be such a tremendous death star, and we'll make the rebels pay for it!

[@ajnode]

Wookies are rapists, murderers. They've gotta go.

[@tisaacs4487]

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you plan to construct. The ability to make Rebels pay for what they've done is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

[@ZachRose88]

A big, beautiful, Southern Death Star. With a big beautiful door.

[@itsallgravy7]

If you have to make it twice, Trump, be sure the width and height of the door are less than four meters the second time. Luke ... there is ... another ... for-- eigner. ☺lol.

[@rich_green_9610]

win

[@Yezpahr]

And to THINK: These things are just the things he said before 2016. Imagine the absolute gold there is to mine for a sequel.

[@prpredatorz310]

This was perfect, both Trump supporters and Trump haters can enjoy this.

[@ricardomurillo5205]

Yes, educational for Trump supporters and just a barrel of laughs for the rest.

[@fatalityin1]

Touge Warrior You from the US? Then maybe look at the history of both parties. Republicans were once the left party and during the late 19th century this changed with the era of the new deal coalition. The republicans got renamed to the democrats and likewise the democrats.

[@throttle1000]

How you gonna support a moron like that though?

[@cacao1312]

fatalityInOne What about hillary and her “mentor” Robert Byrd as she refers to him 🤔

[@cacao1312]

fatalityInOne I think I have a fatality 🤣

[@Synthetic_Strigiforme]

"See these cufflinks from Macy's?" I lost it. Absolutely brilliant.

[@ThrillaWhale]

"Whoa~! The rebels." Fucking LMAO. Every time.

[@willemdafuck]

LoL yep

[@mundoinvisivelxd1936]

woa !

[@georgeo.0434]

Lando: (Is trying to talk to Vader) Vader: *T r u m p s t e a k s*

[@trexation]

I just love how the door closes when he is still talking.

[@adamst.martin1932]

I was just going to say that. you beat me to it. 🤣😂

[@nathangiovanni3750]

You mean the elevator door But that’s okay

[@ChildovGhad]

The part where Luke lets go and drops to get away from it is just as good lol

[@daxmiller35]

@@ChildovGhad his incoherent ramblings led Luke to suicide

[@peterlewis2178]

@@nathangiovanni3750 "elevator door" = "elevator" + "door", aka a door, for an elevator. It baffles me that you think calling an elevator door a door is inaccurate. It's still a door. They just decided not to specify that it's an elevator door, because they didn't think it was important to their comment. I don't understand why you felt the need to try to correct that. Edit: and now I see that this was 3 years ago, so maybe you'll be just as baffled as me.

[@wvter8498]

Vader/Trump: *Turns to admiral and starts choking him* "You're fired." Perfect scene lol!

[@cep2378]

I think that was Schiff

[@thomasr.1677]

Yeah! Awesome. And his monologue towards Luke after he defeatet him in Cloudcity

[@maximumb6220]

Lol

[@heymitch1519]

Would have been funnier if instead on the screen it was Putin 😂😂

[@mrbronson5333]

That was Admiral Ozzel played by Michael Sheard.

[@joshuaford9714]

omg the timing on some of these scenes is just TOO good XD

[@joshuaford9714]

scratch that. ALL of these XD

[@808INFantry11X]

Joshua Ford that ending was funny with the Trump ghost and he still won't stop talking LOL

[@jaredmallard9986]

This needs a part two. The amount of source material generated in the past 5 years is too good to let go to waste.

[@KutWrite]

If only you could see 2023!

[@michellelehky2374]

They'd be hard pressed to make the newer stuff watchable, let alone good.

[@PrinceJoshTheGreat]

Believe me when I tell you, I have billions and billions of midichlorians. I am the most force sensitive person there is, I know more about the Sith than all of the Jedi do. Trust me.

[@BLUE5294]

I have had...Tremendous BIGLYCholrians believe me. *inhales holding up small finger

[@BrianR.-nu1sr]

The Force is so strong with me. Not many people know that. I don't think anyone in the universe ever had this much success with the Force. My father only had apartment buildings, but I have the Force and it is such a beautiful Force. Lots of people tell me that my Force is the best one they've ever seen.

[@Españolconcam]

No empire has been able build what we’ve built

[@u.v.s.5583]

@Retro Dave I have made lots of money dealing with the Sith, the Jedi, the Knights of Ren, the First Order, the Ewoks, the Wookies, the Mandalorians, the people of Alderaan, I sold them pieces of the planet, you know, and made billions, I sold trash that was left over from the Death Star, which by the way I built, back to the Empire and made huge money, you don't have to be a genius like me to appreciate it, I have relations with Geonosians and Kaminos, and ... ... ...

[@noahziegler7614]

When i was young my master gave me a small loan of a million credits...

[@reidderdevanis2508]

4:19 I love how trump keeps talking after the elevator closes XD

[@banzaiboy1597]

Life just jeeps cutting him off.

[@Cevanfx]

head massage asmr

[@Auralnauts]

Hey guys! This is satirical comedy. If you would like to engage in political discourse, please do so in a civil manner. Any comments that are hateful, not fact checked, or something you would never say to our faces will be deleted.

[@CdnCrossUp]

+Auralnauts Great video Auralnauts! This has made me more excited for Episode VII somehow :P

[@drlarrymitchell]

+Auralnauts Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck!

[@roxanakiss2592]

+Smidt Tom Yeah, just chill.

[@rogandesign531]

+Auralnauts I'm voting TRUMP and I love this. I almost lost my shit!

[@romanfox5368]

+Auralnauts 4:27 - 5:28

[@logicaldude3611]

A Trump parody that's actually funny and everyone can enjoy. Bravo.

[@hipser]

fuck *rump

[@sirjadly]

I’m a Trump fan and this was great!

[@uncannyvalley2350]

All Trump parodies are hilarious, because he's such a fucking clown!

[@andrewfutterman3346]

I find this video super offensive because I actually like Darth Vader! 🤣🤣🤣

[@daxmiller35]

@@sirjadly same here. his constant idiotic buffoonery and incoherent rambling goes so well with the dialogue…especially when he gets cut off by his colleagues or the end of the scene

[@2coolrun308]

3:01 when he turns and says “but only when we win.” Literally looks like the shot was meant for that! This video is so good! I’m dying XD

[@theproguy1827]

"I love war in a certain way... But only when we win."

[@dylanmau6606]

I got this to 66 likes

[@theproguy1827]

@@dylanmau6606 you have successfully executed order 66

[@theproguy1827]

@Robert Patter idk. Not WW1, WW2 or the Vietnam War. Definitely some older war but not the most famous ones.

[@jacksonbangs6603]

@@dylanmau6606 Now you are at 125 likes.

[@dylanmau6606]

@@jacksonbangs6603 Well, we had it going for a while, but we can't keep Jedi genocide going on forever

[@chaikris71]

This needs a sequel.

[@matveisoykin4182]

*prequel

[@tjrex1915]

@@matveisoykin4182 Yes, Anakin Trumpwalker

[@nicholascarroll1225]

"He sent me beautiful letters and we fell in love."

[@miketurner8624]

Agreed! Especially now!

[@prancer71]

It's called 4 more years

[@blew1t]

i love how they never let him finish his sentece, like theyve learned over time that if you let him keep going you'll be standing there for hours

[@donnieandmichelle1295]

I just went to the Sharper Image and asked for a Trump steak. I explained that is was the most flavorful steak in the world and how excited I was. They were not amused.

[@Auralnauts]

+JC POWERS For some reason, they end up giving you the Skittleshits.

[@donnieandmichelle1295]

oh god

[@LyricNear]

😂

[@frankm6518]

+JC POWERS *_TRUMP'S A ROCK STAR!!_*

[@gregorygeloewski2289]

Lmfao😂😂😂😂

[@brianoconnor9105]

"No no no it happend, all of that stuff happened!" "NOOOOO! NOOOoooOO!"

[@GiygasTheUnbound]

AND THEN HE JUMPS WHILE TRUMP JUST CAN'T STOP TALKING...

[@denisemayosky1955]

@@GiygasTheUnbound I noticed that. Probably thought while looking down "I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me?"

[@abhishektarafdar9113]

This needs to be a 3 hour long feature length epic movie.

[@kokeech]

They need to remake the original trilogy but with Trump vader

[@VynylFantasy]

8 years later and this is still one of my favorite videos ever.

[@masterdelta3039]

When Luke took off Vader's helmet Trump should of said the hair is real

[@gabrielk.8523]

lol yea

[@taylorswiftfan101cool7]

lol

[@vergilevaderofchildsupport9979]

Luke... I AM YOUR PRESIDENT!!!!!

[@________5347]

Inauguration SJW lesbian: "NOOOOOOOOOOOoooOoOooo!"

[@denisemayosky1955]

@@________5347 Every sane person around the country and the world: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[@myman8336]

@@denisemayosky1955 So you're saying SJW Lesbians are Sane..?

[@denisemayosky1955]

@@myman8336 Yup

[@myman8336]

@@denisemayosky1955 So you're saying you were raised without a dad in the home..?

[@berlin_42]

Perfect conversation starter: "HOW DARE THE PRESS NOT BELIEVE I WENT AFTER MY MOTHER WITH A HAMMER!"

[@sugdolomar]

Ruby?

[@berlin_42]

@@sugdolomar Yes. Having a cigarette. Even good girls need to break down and be bad lol

[@sugdolomar]

@@berlin_42 well then, Welcome to the villains!

[@yoshpeters3079]

Robert E. Lee you said he went after his mother with a hammer. He wanted to hit her in the head.

[@BrianR.-nu1sr]

Trump's own stupid words are some of the best comedy gold. I remember when i thought we would never have a president as dimwitted as George W. Bush. The stupid shit he said filled a few daily desk calendars. Imagine how many fortune cookies could be filled with the stupidity of Donald Trump. Are there enough strips of paper in the world?

[@spongeboymebob771]

"The fleet has moved out of lightspeed and we're preparing to- ah!" "You're fired." Perfect.

[@rushthezeppelin]

I about lost it on that one :D That and the timing of the Trump Steaks scene, PERFECTO.

[@Agent1W]

I wonder if Donald Trump actually watched this.

[@battlefield2lover]

+Agent1W Trust me he is going to tweet this

[@Agent1W]

+Uzair Djillali Yahud He won't be happy to see Luke fall because he was told the truth about Dr. Ben Carson, but at least the good news is that Luke was told about Trump's cufflinks being sold at Macy's!

[@user-kv1po2dm5j]

+Hissing Kitty Cat! but he also destroyed a lot of it!

[@user-kv1po2dm5j]

Donald Trump do you like it?

[@user-kv1po2dm5j]

(face palm) i have never had one

[@Fr4ncM]

_"I have the highest Midi-chlorian count in history... It's incredible, also my midi-chlorians are the best midi-chlorians ever. Even the Jedi council said it, and that's why they were against me, they couldn't handle someone as powerful as me, unbelievable!“_

[@onkelpappkov2666]

It's true. He has the highest midi-chlorian count. Which means that you have a lesser amount.

[@scottskidmore8558]

And I am the best pilot ever. I flew a star fighter when I was a kid and blew up a ship from the inside, mind you, I flew inside to blow it up. And then they flung the biggest parade ever, and everybody was there to see me, even the chancellor came to see me. He's such a lovely person. He sends me beautiful letters all the time.

[@Noises]

@@scottskidmore8558 He has the best tricks. Some people are saying he does spins. Who does that? right? Spinning? The greatest tricks!

[@scottskidmore8558]

Noises now the Death Star, now that was the result of poor engineering and illegal alien labor. I mean it was a 3 meter exhaust port. EXAUST PORT. EXAUST PORTS EXAUST, THEY DONT INTAKE. Those torpedoes should have blown back out. But it's a win-win. Our new Death Star-it's bigger, it's beautiful,- designed by my bestest smartest brain. No more tiny EXAUST ports, no sir. We'll vent it out quicker thru YUGE exaust ports! I mean I was down there the other day and I said Vader these are beautiful vents. I even flew my fighter thru there, they're so YUGE. And now Palpatine is coming here-he wrote me beautiful letters when I was a boy-he's coming to see my big beautiful station. And we will trap the rebels, then me and Palpy and Darth Nugent will go Ewok hunting.

[@Serenelove520]

Scott Skidmore hahahahaha, such expert writing

[@ethanlewis7635]

*MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN*

[@brendanking5749]

Mike Stoklasa MEGA

[@FlabbyPigLegs]

Mike Stoklasa are you the real Mike stoklasa?

[@abe2571]

Mike Stoklasa Those signs we're hilarious.

[@jacobblack6707]

Trump 2020!

[@ANTIZIONIST2011]

You're delusional, treasonous trump is make israel great, not America. BTW MAGA now means My Attorney Got Arrested

[@joytulipana4894]

The way he just stopped talking when Luke jumped from the tower thing... 😂

[@cobb541]

This. Will. Go. Viral.

[@le_mofoman]

Who are you?

[@krauser8429]

+YOYO MAN Hesbatman

[@spyfoxguy]

+Batman certainly funny enough, but maybe too long

[@Mr_Sex_Goblin]

like all their vids

[@DFxVader]

+Batman I hope so, these guys are brilliant. There other videos are amazing too

[@ima2319]

The prophecy has come true

[@hellomate639]

America: "The polls told me what happened... They told me _she'd_ be president!" Trump: "No... _I_ am your president..." America "no.... That's not true... That's impossible...." Trump: "Look at Wisconsin, you know it to be true..." America: "Noooooooooooooooo!"

he is the chosen one

[@adamkorzon2972]

They should have him throw Obama down the shaft.And Say 'I win Big League.

[@Zaalfaald]

Adam Korzon they should have made some scenes while he eas in the fighter flying in the trench of death star the first

[@ggarzagarcia]

Iman today it became true

[@mattposlusny917]

"The Border is a disaster, Bill." ...killin' me.

[@mattposlusny917]

...that and Darth Trump rambling on and on and Luke just can't take it and leaps to his certain demise.

[@ISoulReaper1994]

Matt Poslusny that part was hilarious af XDD

[@majesticmo]

This never gets old.

[@kjamison5951]

“Sleepy Ben Kenobi never told you what happened to your stable genius of a father, Luke. Luke, I am your stable genius.” “No-oh!

[@oskararnarson]

The sound mixing in this is next level. Extremely well done.

[@Ramsmeat]

I'm Christian but I'm not able to use the power of the Holy Spirt to strangle people. How can I learn it?!

[@bebebj137]

Take the words of Christ to heart, " If you don't have a sword sell your cloak to buy one". We are not to roll over to tyranny!

[@Ramsmeat]

bebebj137 I don't have a sword, but I have two rifles. Man, this is already a tyranny. I'm not american, but here in EU we have one.

[@kyleaca5122]

You have the power to turn the other cheek

[@Ramsmeat]

kyleaca Yeah, but I can turn the other cheek only one time. After that will be the chaos...

[@danchandler7516]

You gotta kill younglings

[@hughjorgen1051]

The endless babbling in all those scenes...omg, that's just gold.

[@tamnickyle]

"You don't have to be a total genius to figure this out, even though I am a genius, okay? I am more militaristic than anyone in this room, I love war, in a certain way. But only when we win." My god, I love this guy! XD

[@ZachRose88]

He's the greatest. DONALD JOHN TRUMP THE 45TH PRESIDENT

[@brendansmith2405]

Frögemann Pepe Von Schuürburgenzen the Third H The fact that is something he actually said terrifies the hell out of me.

[@kellymcdonald1895]

Zachary Rose we are very thankful!

[@daver1161]

Brendan = A crying, whining, liberal pussie.

[@nuckymancini7013]

5-2 @FAKES @criss+cross The BOARD #misdirectionEMPLOYED

[@martymcfly1833]

*Opens meditation chamber* “The border is a disaster, Bill.”

[@adsGBR]

Marty Coplen best bit. So funny

[@iycephoenixx4249]

Lmao

[@skywarp2414]

Yup that one killed me😂😂

[@feanorfeuergeist]

im frequently quoting this , only weird looks so far

[@albertaguilar1059]

I can't stand how insulting and unfair this video is... to Vader.

[@Urza216]

In all seriousness, I was actually thinking the same thing. I'm tired of Trump the Chump being compared to great super villains like Darth Vader and Lex Luthor. Trump is more like Biff from the Back to the Future trilogy, especially Back to the Future 2.

[@albertaguilar1059]

+Nick U #BiffTrump

[@propane_salesman]

"Trump the Chump" If he was a chump, then how would he have kicked so much ass in Republican Primaries and currently kick ass by rallying so much support and BTFO'ing hillary constantly?

[@MegaMadman64]

+Propane Salesman Because Americans are evidently not very bright.

[@propane_salesman]

MegaMadman64 Typical liberal. When democracy works in your favor, you adore it. When it works against you, you hate it.

[@penguinman7860]

Need a part 2 of this

[@CRUZ_CONTROL_BAND]

"WOAH!....the rebels"

[@peaceharmony4115]

+sydable4 That was the best line ;) Also the first chocking scene.

[@SlendHQ]

*Off Camera* "By the way when was the last time we won a war?"

[@Gorrash]

i like how he 100% ignores the subject of the conversation and instead goes full blown talking about how good and sucesfull he is, everytime, lmao, so accurate

[@harrambou9468]

Well not really accurate but it sure fuckin works 😂

[@vinzramirez7011]

Talk about your idol, Biden

[@Gorrash]

@@vinzramirez7011 i'm not even American dude, chill , u need some mental health treatment

[@bombyman84]

@@vinzramirez7011 Oh no daddy trump is under attack 😢 i gotta save him

[@trump-totalwar6509]

@@vinzramirez7011 nice azz

[@brahsumatra]

We Will Make The Empire Great Again!

[@brutalgrace]

Brah Sumatra Its Great Now I'm a #Jetihater

[@brahsumatra]

XxGamerbossxX Roblox,Android,Unboxing,andmore F*** the Jedi, they're Terrorists.

[@nakoamechi]

Brah Sumatra Indo?

[@brahsumatra]

Mujin Park Perhaps?

[@willk8687]

Brah Sumatra yep The US Empire

[@spricket24]

this is amazing and I can't believe I'm just seeing this in 2024!! LOL

[@DarkHeartedMusician]

Two words, kids: "Space Force."

[@goosesteppinggulagt.v.9980]

Yesssss take out them direct energy weapons that is killing California.....

[@dirtnugget5968]

You'd think Space Force would be a way bigger deal to the 12-16 yoear old demographic!

[@rolfstamenov9914]

No.... SPACE COMMAND

[@humanonearth1]

It's hilarious they actually sell the hats. Total trump steaks style. No x wing fighters yet just hats.

[@patricksmith8906]

@@humanonearth1 #OrangeManBad #TrumpDerangementSyndrome #HillaryIsStillNachoPresident #HeIsYourPresident #Trump2020

[@dr.deadass140]

4:45 that quick “no, it’s true” 😂🤣

[@america6545]

Liam J. Great comedic timing.!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@nameless.greyceo]

He sounds Just like the Guy from "The Room"

[@tjrex1915]

NONONONO IT HAPPENED!

[@MisterDutch93]

Ah man, did George Lucas release ANOTHER remastered version of the original trilogy? This is even worse than the 2004 edit.

[@Terenin]

+MisterDutch93 I can't tell the difference, what's so shit about this?

[@cameronbreeze6918]

+MisterDutch93 Trump is the key to all of this.

[@MegaMadman64]

+Cameron Breeze "Because he's a funnier character than we've ever had before".

[@mdcraig62]

+Cameron Breeze It's stylistically designed to be that way, and you can't cut that, but we can diminish the effect of it.

[@squiremuldoon5462]

+Cameron Breeze Trump may have gone too far in a few places.

[@firesonic1010]

Make the Galaxy Great Again.

[@bruhberg7794]

"I'm a very very strong believer in Christianity and religion." "Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways Lord Vader." Lmao

[@brye687]

Perfect!

[@Nefylym]

The absolute best part of this whole video.

[@jaeddragon3615]

Your sad devotion to that anvient religion will not conjour up the stolen data tapes.

[@Violinist_Crab]

as a christian I found this hilarious

[@Beregond1861]

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

[@deadpirateroberts9937]

The "Whoah" part almost killed me, but nothing can truly kill me, I AM THE SENATE!

[@flyingdutchmanjob]

WHOAH!

[@LaraCroftTR]

It's treason, then.

[@takeaseatdaily8488]

Not. Yet.

[@vinzchannel01]

NO!!!!! I AM THE SENATE!!!!!

[@bRETTfAVREatgbnyjmni]

No one's ever really gone...

[@Redslayer86]

"You're fired" Lmao

[@paulwalsh2344]

That takes on special significance this week ! LOL !

[@td6124]

Love it !! We need a current one for 2024

[@danbuzz666]

Cool now make Hilary Palpatine. She has the face for it.

[@MrOnomatopoiea]

She's much uglier than Palpatine!

[@thedonald6508]

With that shrill witch laugh, she is definitely the emperor, only about 100 points lower in IQ

[@victorhugothomaz3480]

George Soros is Palpatine, don't you see it?

[@thedonald6508]

MattyFizzle04 sorry I don't support the embodiment of corruption.

[@chadkingoffuckmountain970]

kek

[@SongADayPodcast]

When Luke kills himself to avoid listening! I'm dying out here!!!! :-D

[@GiygasTheUnbound]

It was seriously the best part, although we all know Luke survives lol...

[@punisher7772]

LOL

[@peterrice8825]

He didn’t try to kill himself. He force-pushed himself into an airlock.

[@melissacooper4482]

It would make sense. Luke is a Democrat!

[@TheDrummergirl333]

I would do the same XD

[@Christopher-po8pt]

Love the lines, timing, and the absurdity.

[@operandassembler]

I've loved Auralnauts for a long time but hadn't seen this one until tonight. Holy shit I love you Auralnauts. This was fucking ace and I really needed a good chuckle.

[@DemonixGamer]

OMG, I feel like I'm watching Spaceballs again. xD

[@jinnnloy563]

IKR

[@marvinarthur8705]

It's megamaid sir I grabbed her by the _____

[@Cuttersway]

The part where the elevator doors close on Cloud City and he just keeps selling himself...to himself. Lolz

[@owneddiagonal]

4:28 this "wooah" cracks me up

[@ronbrown8611]

woah

[@ronbrown8611]

that part is funny I think it's so funny when he says Hey Bill and he starts rambling

[@Numb3r3dDays]

lol, me too.

[@0768E]

Fucking hell it's so well timed

[@VynylFantasy]

How could ANYONE ‘thumbs down’ this fucking video. I’ve been watching this for 5 fucking years, I STILL send it to people, I STILL quote lines from it regularly...it’s genius. ‘I just released my financials, they’re great.’ You know how many times a week I mention THE NEVADA POLL??!?

[@NiteMaster117]

4:28 Can someone please explain to me how that "Whoa!" had me on the FLOOR laughing? Also this needs to be an audio DLC for Vader in Battlefront.

[@BrendoAlieno]

DUDE SAME XD

[@ronbrown8611]

I hit somebody in the face with a PADLOCK!! no its true us know I use to work at macys happy holidays cute

[@davidquirk101]

Alex Barber The one earlier in the video was better

[@NiteMaster117]

Arkham Knight Nah.

[@DanteD84]

Alex Barber it had me too

[@stevenmoore4612]

Bruh! I love how he just keeps talking, and Luke just like nope I’m out!🤣🤣🤣

[@farrypro]

🤣🤣🤣

[@BrianR.-nu1sr]

@Silmarrillion123 - President Bone Spur would be dropped in ten seconds. His bloated ass has trouble waddling down a ramp. Trump is pretty far from being Captain America. He is a lot more like The Tick, except a lot more flabby.

[@deidara2351]

Nah my brother fainted seeing our father being possessed by weird spirit.

[@dhm3115]

"I know a lot of tough guys, but they're stupid." LOLOLOL

[@pauleugenio5914]

This was uploaded 2015? This should be redone now in 2021. So much greatness

[@applejacks971]

"The border is a disaster, Bill" lmao!!!

[@sargondp69]

That was genieous! I replayed that several times when I first saw this. I am still laughing after months.

[@MrRoyHutchins]

Hey Bill,what I said,including my remarks afterwords.You know me Bill,I get along with everybody.😂

[@Fryegar]

Immigration is down 70% :)

[@joren_combs]

“Trump steaks are by far the best tasting most flavorful beef you've ever had." "What about Leia and the Wookie?" 😂🤣

[@nickytommymancinelli8066]

Theyre@the sharper image… you can pick them up w/some trump steaks

[@rotcehlobo8311]

@@nickytommymancinelli8066elevator closes *

[@Hussein1999]

my father gave me a small loan of a Million Dollars

[@TheEbonyEngineer]

+Random Guy No. His father gave him a million dollars as his allowance. His father gave him a 220 million dollar company to start. Not the same thing.

[@TheEbonyEngineer]

+Dick “TheInternetHateMachine2” Chappy You mean the 220 million dollar company his father gave him? Ya.

[@Damichem]

+Dick “TheInternetHateMachine2” Chappy indeed impressive. I think it is funny he was considered a crazy business genius before running, now he is just crazy.

[@OctopusDropkick]

+Dick “TheInternetHateMachine2” Chappy nope. www.vox.com/2015/9/2/9248963/donald-trump-index-fund

[@OctopusDropkick]

+Dick “TheInternetHateMachine2” Chappy "So he's worth about as much as he would've been if he had taken $40 million from his dad and thrown it into an index fund."

[@browntownsound]

the fuckin' billboard on the star destroyer kills me everytime 😂

[@parasailtimes6722]

"I love war...but only when we win." That can't be original.

[@spoderman15]

"And by the way when is the last time we went to war?"

[@qwellen7521]

"The clone wars sir. I cost you all your limbs"

[@Drak976]

LOL It's real I remember from the primaries.

[@ZachRose88]

*Won. (Spoder Man)

[@WESTSIDEFOREVA]

@Spoder Man he said "won a war"

[@PaulSchober]

Hey, you like these cuff-links?

[@JayzeVo17]

+Paul Schober "Now for some good news!"

[@PaulSchober]

+Jeannette Belliveau So now we know where Boba Fett went after he took off with Han's frozen body. Had a hankering for some Trump steak. Trump CAN sell anything to anyone.

[@gmtoomey]

+Paul Schober Only $49.99 at Macys! lmao

[@PaulSchober]

+Gregory Toomey I LOVE war... But only when we win. When was the last time we won a war anyway?

[@counterstrike89]

+Paul Schober Lets hope Don Bluth can make Dragons Lair the movie.

[@user-vr5zk9ox8d]

“Make the Galaxy Great Again” over the Death Star has me dead! Lmao

[@timpalermo6549]

My favorite is where Darth Trump goes from talking about hitting someone with a padlock to his deal with Macy’s which drives Luke to madness

[@nickytommymancinelli8066]

He started telling Luke about Christmas@Macys… it sent luke over the edge (*literally)…

[@MrTommyUdo]

I hit someone in the face with a padlock! Then I tried to stab a friend of mine who's name was Bob! He was a friend but now he is a member of my family! What in the hell???? LOL

[@MaximusProxi]

And people are voting someone like this as the president of one of the most powerful nations in the world!... Tbh i think these elections were some kind of intelligence test.. and america failed.. love from europe..

[@xtremebob24]

They chose the lesser evil of the two which in my opinion was correct Love from europe

[@fluchen]

its out of context, hes talking about something Ben Carson did i think.

[@kravenmoorehead3824]

thank you C Dawg

[@meruemo776]

he was quoting ben carson who claimed he was going to stab his mother and a friend but then an angel visited him at night to stop him

[@jonathanmoore9661]

This is fcking hilarious regardless of what side of the political isle you tend to align with. Tasteful and well done.

[@wellokayyes1266]

Jonathan Moore true! I love trump but this is hilarious af 😆

[@bradysmith3024]

Haha, yeah I'm Trump supporter and I couldn't stop laughing.

[@xivxixivxi8473]

Trump is awesome. This is hilarious. It's like Peter Griffin does Trump does Darth Vader.

[@7773moses]

Jonathan Moore yeah,lol

[@treyowens9674]

Dont waste your time arguing with the libtard his low iq ass cant grasp facts, so when you throw facts at them they get triggered and spam hate comments at you so the best thing is to ignore them, and they will shut up

[@CWargh63]

"I don't like masks. They're coarse and gritty, and they get everywhere."

[@u.v.s.5583]

@Orlando Rotundo You are fired.

[@austinwoodworth4719]

N7ìp

[@agremlin4255]

@Orlando Rotundo LIFE

[@thelastboyscout6100]

you think they work lmaooooo

[@Blentux]

@@thelastboyscout6100 Yo man they do work just do some research

[@Teren186]

youtube recommended this to me now, perfect timing

[@junkbot2.1]

brilliant

[@wallhackergotdammit]

Bring me his head!

[@junkbot2.1]

***** one blonde ferret on a cantaloupe coming up!

[@iNuchalHead]

+Ned Stark Inaccurate. There's stuff inside a cantaloupe.

[@junkbot2.1]

iNuchalHead oh im sure there's stuff in trumps head its just about as complex as the inner workings of a melon though.

[@iNuchalHead]

Ned Stark As a Melon-American, I am offended by this ;)

[@sanenoodle4094]

Lol I couldn’t breathe at 2:25 “You won’t get angry at me if I talk about someone you like?? It’s ok if you do.” I would’ve been standing there with a smirk trying not to laugh if Darth Vader actually said that.

[@titaniabell8682]

Lol 😂 😆 I died when he said “you’re fired.”

[@PenguinVsSquid]

So did Piette.

[@ethanbroussard]

I'm actually interested in trump steak now

[@StringedYak]

This just makes me want to vote for Trump even more.

[@stealspell]

+Derek Zoolander You first have to learn how to tie your shoes.

[@stealspell]

Tyler Layne It took you six days to learn how to tie your shoes. -.-

[@Alex-lp1om]

+stealspell dude amazing i cant stop laughing

[@merkywater417]

+Kurt Rustle I don't think it's just the communists who are anti-Trump

[@philisozup2908]

+Kurt Rustle What an idiot.

[@Neonytic]

Darth Trump seems so sad each time he has to stop talking in the middle of a story. Especially heartbreaking was when Luke jumped, while he was telling his story about the Macy's sewer usage during holidays.

[@moritztabor1678]

😂

[@darthtrump5874]

I'm Darth Trump and I approve this message!!

[@ispoketothedevilinmiami1864]

Darth Trump BUILD A WALL

[@adrianblade5145]

And the rebels will pay for it.

[@tytothetoetaker9788]

Rong Darth Trump will not build a wall but instead BUILD A BALL.

[@thekillerpilll6042]

I Spoke To The Devil In Miami you mean a Dyson Sphere LOL

[@ttgg1564]

Aged well 👍