Aurat ki Biwi Nahi hoti hy by Khalid Masood Khan funny Poetry live in Austria Part 2

Aurat ki Biwi Nahi hoti hy by Khalid Masood Khan funny Poetry live in Austria Part 2
#khalidmasoodkhan #kapentangjatihain #poetry
This is Official Channel of Famous Poet Khalid Masood.This channel is made to record KHALID MASOOD KHAN Poetry. His unique style of poetry is funny and has colours of our social economical political and cultural fabric.

[@atifbhattipk]

سر خالد صاحب آپ کمال ہیں اللہ پاک آپ صحت تندرستی والی زندگی عطا فرمائے ۔ آمین

[@nisarahmedtariq2594]

😊m🧬🧬

[@RonaldoXeditz-j8m]

Vulgarity ke bagher khoobsorat poetry Masha Allah

[@khurramimtiaz1457]

واہ جی

[@GillanishaSayedgillanisha]

Honourable proffessor Khalid Masood sahib , weldone. God bless u. Gauhar from Punjabpakistan.

[@saminayasmin3987]

Very nice analysis and comments about lota.

[@masoomanaz3593]

Verify nice thanks 😊

[@MuhammadAsad-vl4up]

واہ جی پروفیسر خالد مسعود صاحب بہت خوب پورے مشاعرے میں کوئی ایک بھی ایسا شعر نہیں جس پے بندہ کہے کہ مزہ نہیں آیا ۔

[@ZakriaChaudhry]

انور مسعود صاحب اور آپ خالد مسعود خان صاحب شاندار ❤❤❤ ہمیشہ میرے فیورٹ ❤❤❤

[@khorosh12]

i love his poetry. he is super talented.

[@khursheedghazi9511]

بھئ واہ ! لطف آگیا

[@MuhammadAwais-mu3hb]

Sir, you are Pride Of Pakistan. Stay in good health, and live long.

[@Nohate185]

Bemisaal dil Khush kita jey 🤗🤗🤗🤣

[@jamshaidkamboh1201]

بہت خوب ❤

[@MehranKhan-pv7vb]

اللہ پاک سلامت رکھے ۔

[@muhammadahmar4702]

Love you brother ❤️

[@JordaJimy-iu8ox]

😂😂 Bohut he aala la jwab

[@NayyarHasan-zx8iz]

Bohat khoob

[@dnhashmi]

بہترین مزاحیہ شاعری

[@naeemdin3606]

Very nice, Masha Allah urdo and Punjabi mixed in a lovely way,Allah tahallah aapko Khush rakhey Ameen

[@asimanwer4030]

بھت شاندار۔۔۔اس دکھ بھرے ماحول میں کوئ تو ھے ھنسانے والا۔۔اللہ اپکی صحت تندرستی برقرار رکھے۔

[@RehanaBegum-ve6in]

😊

[@ShakilaSikander-yj3gj]

Weldon ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@FaisalKhan-uo5vx]

Wonderful

[@khalidmohal9375]

MASHA ALLAH ZABRDAST

[@naeemsnaeems2578]

بہت خوب😂

[@muhammadnaeemkhan3580]

You're very nice keep it up. Thanks

[@muhammadrizvan1934]

Bohat achy sir❤️

[@ShaukatAli-si6dq]

Great khalid sb. hatts off

[@zubairahmadawan9236]

😊😊😊. ❤. From. Taxila 🇵🇰

[@tahiraijaz8132]

Bachpan yad aa gaya jub eid pr hum kishty zafran dykhty thy

[@mushtaqalishakar5061]

L

[@taniya03]

Such a treat! Thoroughly enjoyable.

[@worldinfo360]

اللّٰہ پاک آپ کو لمبی زندگی عطا فرمائے

[@riazchodri3447]

Well done sir

[@Fazaltravelnyc]

Weldon khalid sahib khoobsoorat baat lateef peray mein keh jatey hein 🌹

[@muhammadnaeemkhan3580]

You are very talented may God may bless you again and again

[@iamparacha]

Bohat maza aaya !! Punjabi Urdu mix , bara desi style hai aap ka 😅

[@ShakeelShakeel-r4c]

I really like Masood sb may he live long

[@sofiausman3422]

Great

[@pakkhan2184]

Ap ka mazah, aur Germany ki garmiyo ki fresh subah , aur chai ☕️, dono ka combo, begum Nashta na bhi day tu maza halwa puri ka ha ❤

[@khalidmasoodkhanpoet]

Shukria

[@muhammadrizvan1934]

Har phool ki apni khushboo hai ❤️

[@tehminapasha]

Best

[@گردشدوری]

زبردست انٹرٹینمینٹ،انور مسعود صاحب لیجنڈ❤

[@cking4giveness337]

These people are assets, embrace them.

[@mehmoodhussain1170]

Great 😂😂😂😂

[@fahadsharif430]

Maza a gia

[@uzairjabar7687]

آواز ای شاعر پائن دی آؤں اے جیویں مجھ کھوبے اچ پھسی اے

[@muhammadrizvan1934]

One of best poetry from childhood ❤️

[@hafeezullahkhan4680]

What a great humor, absolutely a class, he makes us laugh and love Punjabi humor, even we don't understand Punjabi but his way of delivering humor is so best that you love his style

[@saeedullahsheikh2630]

ایکسیلنٹ انکل جی

[@shoukathayat7506]

Masha Allah❤❤❤, Zabardast

[@vrod1a]

Very funny poetry, I wish the sound was better

[@Dr.Rajdeep_Raaz]

Dear Sir,, aaj village mai paida hona aur thodi punjabi sikh lena kamyab ho gya ji,,, aapki deshi shayri bhut acchi hai,, bhut hasya apne.. apke liye standing ovation..

[@khalidmasoodkhanpoet]

شکریہ جی

[@Dr.Rajdeep_Raaz]

@@khalidmasoodkhanpoet ek baar mere naam par bhi ungli rkh dijiye,, aakr dekhiye,, aashirwad dijiye,, kuch koshis kr rha hoon..

[@nomankhan-hw8zb]

Punjabi to xyada samajh nhi aathi mujhy... Lekin aap ka andaaz bohut acha hai sir I am pushtoon from kp

[@sukhpreetsinghartist6080]

Hai vei galbaat

[@zafariqbal-rg1hh]

😮😮

[@zubairahmadawan9236]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@MalikMIqbalMIqbal]

❤❤❤❤❤

[@muhammadasif4817]

mere most favorite poet I solute you !

[@muhammadrizvan1934]

Sir apky accent ka level ee alag hai ❤️

[@khalidmasoodkhanpoet]

shukria

[@mrmuavia277]

Meray paas aaj tak aap ka autograph hai jo me ne aap se 2014 me lia tha cardiology multan me meri ammi admit thi aap ke bh8 relative saath valay bed pr thi.aap ne bht piyar se mjay apne autograph diay thay

[@khalidmasoodkhanpoet]

May Allah bless you and accepts your prayers Jzk

[@asaadhayat4752]

Still relevant.

[@usawalk574]

😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏

[@salmamuneer5227]

Aur mard zat ka SHOAR nahi hota!😊

[@mastqalandr4778]

Koi na taal na mail sarf chablaa

[@shahzadwalikhan1466]

یہ شعر ایک ا نڈین شاعر کا ہے جسے خا لد صاحب سے بہت ہی اچھے طریقہ سے چینج کر کے اپنا بنا لیا یہ شعر کچھ یوں ہے ( یہ پوچھا فلسفی سے ایک تروتازہ سی عورت نے وجہ کیا ہے کہ مردوں کی عمر لمبی نہیں ہو تی یہ سن کر مسکرایا فلسفی اور کہا اسنے وجہ یہ ہے کہ عورت کی کوئ بیوی نہیں ہو تی ) میں خدانخواستہ الزام نہیں لگا رہا مگر کسی کی ز مین میں شعر کہنا بھی ایک فن ہے اور یہ فن کسی کسی کو اتا ہے برا نہ ما نئے گا

[@FarooqAhmed-tb8zs]

مقدر خراب است تو میرے حالات زندگی پر مشتمل لگتی ہے خالد بھاٸی

[@nishatshahid3560]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@shamashahbazminhas6003]

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@bahttibhai]

You are great sir Khalid Masood Sab, May You live long. Ameen

[@riazchodri3447]

Great sir

[@RiazAhmed-lx6yt]

​@@riazchodri3447❤a❤❤❤

[@shihankhan3922]

​@@riazchodri3447l

[@shihankhan3922]

​@@RiazAhmed-lx6ytlpp

[@abdulkarimsaeed3200]

😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😅😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😅😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮

[@IftikharAhmed-uf1dl]

خالد صاحب بہت کم لکھتے ہیں وہی پرانے اشعار دہراتے ہیں اکثر پروگرامز میں

[@jamalsarwar3421]

بھائی یورپ اور امریکہ میں عورت کی بھی بیوی ہوتی ہے۔

[@zafariqbal-rg1hh]

😢😢😢

[@yaseenzaidi9449]

@15:45 Australian?

[@ismathussain7671]

Apple identified word is forgotten

[@majamchaudry8233]

اللہ معاف کرے۔۔مگر مغرب میں ھم جنس لوگوں میں عورت بھی بیوی ھوتی ھے۔۔اللہ معافی

[@bhootshoot]

Bhai K.Masood ka koi bhe youtube channel nhi, yeh is liay keh raha ho k woh meray saggay mamoo hain. lihaza is channel per un ker terf say jo bhe feedback ho ge woh fake ho ge. woh in cheezoo ke perwah nahi krtay

[@khalidmasoodkhanpoet]

Ye Channel Khalid Masood Sab ka hi hy.. from Babar Uk

[@bhootshoot]

@@khalidmasoodkhanpoet O bhai woh meray Asal walay Saggay Mamoo hain. or unho nay aaj tak in cheezoo ker perwah nahi ke or na unho nay koi poetry ke book publish krwai hay. is liay main jnab ke baat ko maan he nahi sakta. main un say pooch lo ga agar unho nay bna lia hay to bta doonga werna final yehi hay k yeh un ka channel nahi hay

[@bhootshoot]

I confirmed from him and he told me that you r his friend and u r operating this channel with his permission. So good luck and Salam

[@khalidalvi7367]

سپیکرکی آوازصحیح نہ ھونےکی وجہ سےسمجھ نہیں آرھی

[@SevenstarcookSevenstar]

Doctrine Juggut I shall call you general and you shall call me general and chairman joint chief of staff. So we shall be generals. In India and Pakistan there is no department who provide the pivotal comprehension about “Human life Existence” which is under threat of “Expected” and “Unexpected death” although it was and is the PIVOTAL duty and responsibility of “Department of Armed Forces” to provide this pivotal comprehension to everyone but where even the Military High Command is Totally Infant (in India and Pakistan and in all the Islamic and under-develop countries) there no else can be comprehensive in this PIVOTAL intellectual Doctrine matter of “Life Existence” which is coherent with word Terminologies of “Expected” and “Unexpected death” fear which don’t let people that to say and that to do what they want to say and what they want to do. Actually this is the Secret Doctrine Subject of “System planning of country” but I am compel to write here because Pakistani and Indian military Commands were and are Totally Infant and Primitive mind. Nord Korea and South Korea, Pakistan and India are the countries which always look each other “If Indian people are Stylish then Pakistani people show their Style and If Pakistan build new road and Street then India do also otherwise not. In same way Pakistani Armed forces look to Indian Armed forces and Indian Armed forces Look towards Pakistani Armed forces military Style, But Against that in UK, France, Germany, Italy and EU countries they had ADOPTED the “Conscious Military Doctrine” before “First World War” that provide “Three years” military Training to everyone in country in their early adulthood to provide them the basic comprehension of “Consciousness about Expected and unexpected death” comprehension and then leave then leave them “Ten years Time” to chose their occupation of Expected OR unexpected death. So in that Civilian life and Civilian occupations are coherent with “Unexpected death” which can be through occupational negligence and carelessness of different kinds of Accidents but Military Occupation is coherent with Expected death and those who join the Armed forces should must be aware and conscious with the meaning and comprehension of Expected death because of that in countries like UK and EU they provide “Seventeen month” basic military Training to everyone to make them comprehensive for Military life and its dangers and basic comprehension about Expected and unexpected death and in that after having their pre-adult military Training everyone get TEN YEARS to decide that which life line they chose for them and those who decide for Military are been taken in Armed forces and are been Trained in Actual practical sense of Military Training and its secrets and about military secret strategies where mistake and carelessness have no option and those Armed forces are called “Professional Occupational Forces” and through that so called Indian and Pakistani Armed forces are called “Holydays forces” where Armed forces peoples are on their “Holydays” to enjoy. So in that if we look into so called present Pakistani, Indian, Bangladeshi, Sirilanken, Iran, Turkish, Afghan, African, South American and Arabic countries Armed forces then there is no one who had pass any Armed forces Entrance written intelligence Test NOR ISSB and those who had pass were and are Tricked by Armed forces Non-merit military command in which “ISSB” Pass letter were been given to others OR they were not been called by GHQ and other had got their “Letter of Armed forces Recommendation” to join PMA and other Naval and Air Force Academies and all the ISSB pass candidates has just in their mind that they had pass the ISSB but were not been recommended by GHQ but in TRUTH all the ISSB pass candidates were recommended from GHQ and from Naval and Air Force Head Quarters in which majourity were recommended for Armed forces and other were for Civilian bureaucracy as Pass selected candidates but those ISSB pass candidate GHQ Establishment Recommended letters were been given to other non-merit those even never had appeared in first selection Test for Armed forces NOR in ISSB. So all those ISSB pass candidates either working in other civilian departments as clerical staff OR they are working abroad OR doing their miserable business in civilian life and all the Non-merit and fraud are on their Armed forces seats and enjoying Non-merit Holydays in Pakistani Armed forces. Here to it is pivotal to write that certainly everyone has read the history of “Abbassy Khilafet-e-Osmania” Caliph Haroon-ur-Rasheed which Head Quarter was in Iraq and his Islamic Khilafet was spread over THREE Continent. On that Christianity and Buddhism had created their secret and invisible “Paradise of Thieves” and Abbassy Intelligentsia were not able to detect that Paradise in Iraq and out side Iraq BUT that Thieves Paradise was inside “Armed forces” of Abbassy Khilafet-e-Osmania” of that time and NOW Pakistani and Indian Armed forces are the “Thieves Paradise” created by same Christianity and Buddhism where annually five time it is been checked through different deceptive Tests that “Is there anyone in Armed forces some how who is been infected with the germs of IMAN” and if they find anyone then he OR she are separated from others and once again clean from their “Germs of Iman”. Who can guess the TRILLION WORTH answer of this above mention intellectual Doctrine question? All other Doctrine details I shall write Today bit later, “Sub-article,421---,” “National Security Doctrine” Ugliness is ugliness in every sense and means Don’t allow “Ugliness” to occupy you OR to others. * * * * * * * “Preamble” Always keep in your conscious aware mind that “All Mighty Good” had not created the first HUMAN “ADAM” from any APE Kind. So in that your “ancestors” can’t be “Neanderthaler” and in that the so called “Ugly Transforming theory of Darwin” will be pointless rejected and your mind will not allow “Ugliness” to occupy you and then when your mind under-consciousness will be against every kind of “Ugliness” then your “Consciousness” will not Tolerate to have any mercy with “Ugliness” and you will not allow this world to remain ugly without fresh and clean Atmosphere and clean and fresh weather and will not allow world to remain in its “Deserted ugliness” and will transformed that into Lush Green spring. Arabic and deserted countries mind is FILLED with ugliness and can’t differentiate in beauty of nature and in “Ugliness of nature”. So due to lack of their conscious differential comprehension they define their deserted areas AS their beauty of nature to deceive their consciousness and that is the “Satanic Trick” of Ugliness to cheat and deceive Beauty of Nature conscious which is natural demand of human consciousness. Satan is ugly and Satanic practice are ugly and it is Satanic practice to take control over human consciousness and these are the common practice Tools of Satanic ugliness, Attraction in ignorance, Promotion of ignorance, Attraction in Non-merit, Promotion of Non-merit, Attraction in Corruption, Promotion of Corruption, Attraction in Erosion, Promotion of Erosion, Attraction in illogic, Promotion of illogic, Attraction in ugliness, Promotion of ugliness, Attraction in non-thinking, Promotion of Non-thinking, Attraction in carelessness, Promotion of Carelessness, Attraction in darkness, Promotion of darkness, ------------------ through which Satan try to “Occupy” Human Consciousness to destroy the Human Natural sense of “Human and Natural Beauty” but when you will reject the “Satanic Theory” of Darwin that HUMAN were been created from “Ape” then you will start thinking that your “Ancestors” ADAM and EVA were not Ugly and when our Ancestors were not Ugly, Sluggish and Primitive mind and deserted then your mind in human brain comes in its “Active mode” to get Human Intellect to start its thinking. Here to I write Doctrine Poesy of Dr. Raja Haroon Latif Mein khahish hi nahien rekhta kissi ky bhool janey ki, Kissi ky dour janey ki kissi ky pass aney ki, Mein khud mein apni dunia huown khud ko mesekher kerta huown, Demaghown mein rihaish rekhta huown nahien fiker zamaney ki, “Sub-article,422---,” “National Security Doctrine” What is FUTURE and what is the Legal Constitutional Comprehension of Future. In that Space Traveling and Space living is called Future. Any violation of this shall be charge and prosecuted AS High Treason to each and everyone who will get involve in that directly OR indirectly. * * * * * * *

[@My5t3r1]

5:37 aurat ki bivi

[@abdulwahidbawani7322]

P k

[@asaadhayat4752]

Ever alive

[@alizaid6669]

Sir aap biwi ka mazaaq urrate achhe nahi lagte kiunke aap apni marhooma biwi se kitna pyar karte hain ye aap khud jaante hain.

[@tahirminhas8698]

With due respect, Khalid Masood should keep in mind his age and should restrict himself to some decency.

[@asaadhayat4752]

So terrible

[@Kp-ee5vr]

خدا باری تعالٰی اپکو صحت وتندروستی عطا فرمائے اور آپ مخلوق خدا کو خوش کرنے کی کوشش کرتے ہیں جزاک اللہ خیرا ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@umairminhas]

ودیا شعر بڈھی بارے خالد صاحب ہون منھ میٹھا کر لو kzbin.info/www/bejne/nqOtqoScrbyJra8

[@abuahmedmustafa3707]

Islam main poetry haraam hai gumrah hotai hai poet but not religious poetry

[@muhammadahmar4702]

❤❤❤❤❤